#153: You Can't But The Ding

In which Lauren & Mattias do Halloween Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as a vacationfromfalling and being disappointedby the point.
Content:

• Opening
• Weekly check in
  • Fall vacation
  • Halloween
• Movie on!
  •  Signs
  • 8 Mile
• Intermission
• Swedish American idol auditions
• Missed Fun facts from last episode
• Halloween Mad Libs
• Wrap up
• What's ruining our lives 
• Live Mad Libs! November 8, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

Chapters

• 0:00 Cold Coffee Banter & Setup
• 4:20 Sick Kid, Fall Break, And Scheduling
• 6:40 Math Final Panic And Passing
• 10:40 Shopping Together And Week Recap
• 16:40 Halloween: Dino Costumes And Trick-Or-Treating
• 23:40 Movie Night: Signs Review
• 29:00 Movie Night: Eight Mile Chat
• 35:00 Break, Bit Song, And We’re Back
• 36:45 Quicksand Trivia And Old Films
• 40:50 Mad Libs: Cats, Horror, And Chaos
• 47:00 What’s Ruining Our Lives
• 54:40 Closing And Socials

Transcript

Cold Coffee Banter & Setup

SPEAKER_02 0:05

In a world where everything is unscripted, this is roasty, toasty, roast.

SPEAKER_03 0:14

Sounds like good.

SPEAKER_00 0:16

Sounds like good. Well if you have nothing more exciting to say than whatever I'm talking about right now, then maybe we should get going with this.

SPEAKER_03 0:28

Maybe we should.

SPEAKER_00 0:29

Would you like to open this up?

SPEAKER_03 0:31

Yeah, let's start this.

SPEAKER_00 0:34

You can open it up then.

SPEAKER_03 0:40

Yummy.

SPEAKER_00 0:41

Uh coffee.

SPEAKER_03 0:42

Cold.

SPEAKER_00 0:43

Cold coffee, yes. Hello, and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. Stop it. My name is Lauren.

SPEAKER_03 0:51

And I'm Matias.

SPEAKER_00 0:52

And we are going to be your besties for the next hour or so.

SPEAKER_03 0:57

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 0:58

Yes, ma'am.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

Thank you. Welcome to the podcast in which you will learn nothing at all. We're gonna make that a thing. Yeah. I think. That's a new line that we've added to the script that no one's written down.

SPEAKER_03 1:11

No. We don't write things down.

SPEAKER_00 1:13

No, we don't, and it's partially a problem.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

Yeah, it's kind of annoying.

SPEAKER_00 1:17

It's a lot of good ideas just being flushed down the toilet.

SPEAKER_03 1:21

Yep. And I yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:23

Yeah, you.

SPEAKER_03 1:24

I yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:25

Basically, yeah, you.

SPEAKER_03 1:27

I was thinking last week when we went through the the store and I came up with a really good insult. I'm like, I should write this this down. And then we didn't keep a list of isn't insults you can but no.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

It's gone now.

SPEAKER_03 1:42

Yeah, it's gone.

SPEAKER_00 1:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:44

Gone, gone, gone.

SPEAKER_00 1:45

But yes. Yes. You're here.

SPEAKER_03 1:47

I am.

SPEAKER_00 1:48

That's cool. I like that. How are you doing since you're here?

SPEAKER_03 1:52

Since I'm here, I'm good.

SPEAKER_00 1:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:57

How are you doing since you're here?

SPEAKER_00 1:59

I'm I'm okay. I I have a cold. Again. Guess who got me sick?

SPEAKER_03 2:06

Hmm. Can it be sick child?

SPEAKER_00 2:09

It was definitely sick child. Sick child, uh, among the other children that I have produced. Own was what I was gonna say, but that sounded bad. Like uh I own child slaves or something. The other children that I have, they all have a fall vacation, I guess. Uh a week of no school.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:33

And Sick Child was uh well, I mean, he didn't have the worst timing because he started getting a cold at the beginning of the vacation. So I mean, good for him for planning things out so nicely. Not so cool that he had to drag me down with him. No, that's not it wasn't really appreciated. Sometimes I can get away with uh not getting sick when the others get sick.

SPEAKER_03 3:00

That's the best kind of way.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

That's how I'm I'm doing. I'm not feeling great.

SPEAKER_03 3:06

So uh this uh fall vacation, have they fallen much?

SPEAKER_00 3:10

No, they don't move enough to fall.

SPEAKER_03 3:13

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_00 3:13

Because kids nowadays they lay around and stare at their phones or they are stuck in a chair staring at a computer.

SPEAKER_03 3:22

So they it's kind of a slow fall if they if they're gonna fall, it's gonna be slow.

SPEAKER_00 3:28

Yeah. Pretty much. I I don't believe any of them have actually fallen.

SPEAKER_03 3:34

No. Okay. Missed opportunity.

SPEAKER_00 3:37

I guess so. It's not too late.

SPEAKER_03 3:39

No.

SPEAKER_00 3:39

We still have like the rest of today and tomorrow.

SPEAKER_03 3:42

Yeah, tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 3:44

Tomorrow, and then school starts again.

SPEAKER_03 3:46

Yeah. Then they can fall. Well, it's still falls. It's still falls.

SPEAKER_00 3:50

But it's not vacation. It's been a vacation from falling. Oh, okay. I think is what it actually means.

SPEAKER_01 3:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:57

Yeah. So they take a break from falling for a week, and then next week they go back to school and they can fall as much as they want to. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:08

Makes sense.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

I think so.

SPEAKER_03 4:10

Time to fall again.

SPEAKER_00 4:12

Yeah. Okay. So today is what? Saturday?

SPEAKER_03 4:16

It is.

SPEAKER_00 4:17

Still not Friday.

SPEAKER_03 4:18

It's not.

Sick Kid, Fall Break, And Scheduling

SPEAKER_00 4:19

We're not doing very good at keeping our schedule.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

No. Well, no.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

No.

SPEAKER_03 4:24

It's.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

It hasn't been Friday for a few weeks now, I think.

SPEAKER_03 4:27

No, I think so.

SPEAKER_00 4:28

Today is Saturday.

SPEAKER_03 4:30

Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_00 4:32

Uh, so we have like a week to talk about. Anything exciting you've been up to?

SPEAKER_03 4:38

I don't know. What happened on Friday last week? Because we recorded on Thursday.

SPEAKER_00 4:42

Oh yeah, I had my math test.

SPEAKER_03 4:44

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:46

My math final, even. Okay, so I went through this thing and I was thinking, yeah, no, I don't think.

SPEAKER_03 4:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:56

I I don't think. Well, no, that was the problem because one of some of the uh problems on the test were like at one point in my life this problem was easy to solve, and right now I'm blinking, and I have no idea.

SPEAKER_03 5:12

Did you say blinking or blanking?

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Both. Both. I'm blinking so much. Right now I'm blinking that I can't stop.

SPEAKER_03 5:21

And that's why I failed. I can think about this problem on blinking.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

Right. I'm busy blinking. Luckily, I had like three hours to do it, so I spent at least one and a half to like uh yeah, one and a half of those hours blinking. And then I started the tests, and I was like, I don't know what I'm doing because I spent too much time focusing on blinking and not thinking about math. Anyway. Yeah. So a couple of the questions I struggled with because I'm an idiot. Also, there were a couple that I was just yeah, I I didn't feel good uh with the results when I handed it in. I I was like, there's no way I'm passing this.

SPEAKER_01 6:05

No.

SPEAKER_00 6:06

I don't I don't think I got a lot of this right.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

No.

SPEAKER_00 6:10

One of the questions even was so dumb. I have these dumb mistakes, okay? At least when I was in school growing up, I grew up in the states. In the school in the school. I grew up in the school in the states.

SPEAKER_01 6:25

Yes.

Math Final Panic And Passing

SPEAKER_00 6:25

And um, you know, when we separate uh numbers, we separate with commas, right? If you have a thousand, you would separate the one with a comma and then the rest of the zeros. Here in Sweden, at least, the comma can also be a decimal point.

SPEAKER_03 6:44

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 6:45

So I had like a a number that was like what fifty-six thousand seven hundred or something. Just random number I'm coming up with. Now to make my point, I had the 56 and then the comma and then the 700, right? And I got that one wrong because I had the comma that was mistaken for a decimal point. Okay, so I think I had the number right.

SPEAKER_03 7:10

It was just the comma that screwed me up. So you have like uh a dot or what?

SPEAKER_00 7:16

Yeah, our decimal is the dot. And then the comma is a separator for like thousands, hundreds, and the rest of the number things.

SPEAKER_03 7:26

Like we said at the beginning of this, you will not learn anything from us.

SPEAKER_00 7:31

Right. Don't listen to me, because I'm not gonna teach you anything. I did end up passing in the end, if I'm gonna fast forward a bit. Uh I passed. Uh do you remember what I said I had?

SPEAKER_03 7:42

No.

SPEAKER_00 7:43

I don't remember. But either way, point is that I passed. Yes. Disappoint dispoint disappointed by the point that uh was not supposed to be made.

SPEAKER_03 7:55

Disappoint your pasts. No. No, you're not the disappointed that you're past.

SPEAKER_00 8:00

No, I'm glad. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:02

But then But it could be better.

SPEAKER_00 8:04

Right after my final, I immediately started with the next course.

SPEAKER_03 8:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:10

So yeah, I'm gonna try to zoom through the course so that I can hopefully pass it before we take our states trip. Because technically the term ends when we get back.

SPEAKER_01 8:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

So I'm gonna be missing a couple weeks. Oh. So I'm gonna try to go as quickly as I possibly can. Yes. That was Friday.

SPEAKER_03 8:33

Yeah. Saturday didn't go to the house.

SPEAKER_00 8:35

You worked the evening, that's why we didn't record.

SPEAKER_03 8:38

Oh yeah, that's true. And then Saturday, did we uh see each other?

SPEAKER_00 8:43

Taught gymnastics.

SPEAKER_03 8:45

You did?

SPEAKER_00 8:45

I did.

SPEAKER_03 8:46

I don't think I went home. We uh met because we met on Sunday, I know.

SPEAKER_00 8:53

Yeah, we I saw you on Sunday for some reason.

SPEAKER_03 8:58

We went to the stores.

SPEAKER_00 9:00

Oh, right. We went shopping.

SPEAKER_03 9:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:03

And we looked at Halloween and Christmas decorations.

SPEAKER_03 9:06

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 9:07

Uh which was fun. It was nice because we don't really go shopping together that much.

SPEAKER_03 9:13

No. No, we don't.

SPEAKER_00 9:15

It's always fun to wander around stores with you.

SPEAKER_03 9:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:18

I did all the shopping, you got nothing.

SPEAKER_03 9:20

I got nothing.

SPEAKER_00 9:21

Absolutely nothing. We got snacks, maybe, but you didn't get any decorations or anything.

SPEAKER_03 9:27

No, no. I uh I really just want to look at it. I want to browse.

SPEAKER_00 9:33

Browse.

SPEAKER_03 9:33

Browsing.

SPEAKER_00 9:34

You're a browser.

SPEAKER_03 9:35

I'm a browser.

SPEAKER_00 9:36

Browser.

SPEAKER_03 9:37

You brought me home.

SPEAKER_00 9:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:38

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 9:39

And then we had the week.

SPEAKER_03 9:40

Yeah. And I mean I can make my week fairly short because I was working.

SPEAKER_00 9:46

Yeah. Daytime.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

Daytime.

SPEAKER_00 9:49

I worked one day during the week. I I had the rest of my Swedish finals this week. I I think it went okay. Yeah. And then what else? I don't know. I haven't really gone to the gym.

SPEAKER_03 10:04

No. I've been disappointed with my numbers.

SPEAKER_00 10:07

Yeah, I haven't really been checking that much, especially like recently.

SPEAKER_03 10:12

No.

SPEAKER_00 10:12

Because Sick Child had a birthday yesterday, which was Friday.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 10:18

Halloween.

SPEAKER_03 10:19

Halloween.

SPEAKER_00 10:20

Was yesterday. I guess we might as well talk about that.

SPEAKER_03 10:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:23

Because I can't think of anything else.

SPEAKER_03 10:25

No.

SPEAKER_00 10:25

So yeah, Sick Child turned six. Sixth Child.

SPEAKER_03 10:29

Sixth Child.

SPEAKER_00 10:30

His name is Six Child Young.

SPEAKER_03 10:33

But he is the third child of yours.

Shopping Together And Week Recap

SPEAKER_00 10:35

Yes, he's the third child who uh turned six. He turned six and he has a tendency to get sick. So, uh we had Fika to celebrate him. Yes. We watched movies. We did. And we went trick-or-treating. We're dead. And we all dressed up as inflatable dinosaurs. Yep. And we ran around town and collected candy and uh nearly died because it was really warm and you can't breathe. And I can't see. And I'm sweating.

SPEAKER_03 11:10

That was the worst part for me.

SPEAKER_00 11:12

Breathing.

SPEAKER_03 11:12

No, can't see.

SPEAKER_00 11:13

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 11:14

But I mean I I didn't mind the, you know, red net. Okay. But it was when it fogged up.

SPEAKER_00 11:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:22

That was uh just then I couldn't see anything.

SPEAKER_00 11:24

Yeah, I mean mine was fogging up too, so I was like trying to wipe it with my forehead, but my forehead was sweaty because of all the air I'm creating inside. And so I felt like I was just scratching up my forehead because of the seams.

SPEAKER_03 11:40

Okay. Yeah, I took in my arm and just Well, I had to do that a few times too.

SPEAKER_00 11:45

But still, and I dressed up warm because I assumed it was cold outside. I didn't realize how warm I was gonna be inside the costume. So I was like super sweaty, and the condensation on the window was annoying, and n nothing was really that good about it, and everyone wanted to go home and no one had fun.

SPEAKER_03 12:15

So But we got candy. We did get candy, so something good about it.

SPEAKER_00 12:20

I think there was yeah, that was like the only good thing. And maybe we made a couple people smile.

SPEAKER_03 12:26

Yeah, we did.

SPEAKER_00 12:27

Yeah, and I like that part.

SPEAKER_03 12:29

Yeah. People uh the candy. Yeah, at least one wanted to take a picture of us.

SPEAKER_00 12:35

Yeah. And then we went to one door in which there was an old lady who opened up the door and she had a whole freaking monologue planned out for us. I don't know what uh I don't know why. Why she had to stand there and talk so slowly and be like, wow, you guys are dressed up so nicely. Hmm.

SPEAKER_03 13:01

No jokes in this.

SPEAKER_00 13:03

There was there were no jokes. It wasn't even funny. She was just like, hmm, I wonder if I have anything for you guys. I was like, alright.

SPEAKER_03 13:13

She's like, Give me the m-wow! Give me the candy. I almost said money.

SPEAKER_00 13:19

Give me your money. It's like, no, my Diaz. That's not what we're doing here. Oh, you completely misunderstood the assignment.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

I want to go home.

SPEAKER_00 13:30

She just wanted money. No, she's just like put on this. I don't I I can't even call it a show because I she couldn't have planned it. No. But she did have things planned for uh I mean she had candy like wrapped up nicely in like napkins and gave them to us.

SPEAKER_03 13:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:50

And uh so I don't know what the show was about.

SPEAKER_03 13:53

No. And then when uh she almost wouldn't let us leave either. She's like quit talking, lady.

SPEAKER_00 14:00

Yeah, and she you didn't have a bag. I didn't and she's like, Oh, but what about that guy over there? And I was like, I can take one for him. She's like, No, you're gonna steal it from him. It's like, excuse me, lady, you don't know me. I can I can share. So I took the bag from her.

SPEAKER_03 14:21

It sounded like she really knows you.

SPEAKER_00 14:24

Oh my gosh. She knows my buttons, at least. I was like, that's enough. Give me the bag. I got the bag and I handed it to you, in which you put it into my bag.

SPEAKER_01 14:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:35

So I hope she got kind of happy by seeing that. Like, yes, he got the bag and then I got it back. So, uh gosh. So yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:47

We uh It was interesting.

SPEAKER_00 14:50

It was interesting. Sick Child did not go with us because he was sick. Yeah, uh he wanted to throughout the day. He wanted to go with us, and then he heard it might be kind of cold outside. And he was like, nah, I'll stay home.

SPEAKER_01 15:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

So he stayed home with my life partner, and I think they both were happy because I think that's what they both wanted in the end, really, in the long run.

SPEAKER_03 15:14

And it's funny that um we did costume changes at the last minute.

SPEAKER_00 15:20

Yeah, we all got what we wanted in the end. Because uh my oldest was a Spinosaurus, my daughter was a pink T-Rex, my life partner was going to be a triceratops, yeah, but you got the triceratops.

SPEAKER_01 15:37

Yeah, I won.

SPEAKER_00 15:38

You were the Velociraptor, but the Velociraptor was too small for you, really. And I wanted the Velociraptor, so I got the Velociraptor, and my daughter had a friend with us, and so I was like, You get to be my costume, which was a pterodactyl. Yeah. She's like, okay. She was like really awkward about it. The friend had to go home in the middle, pretty much, of the trick-or-treating. So um, my oldest had a friend who had just gotten home from trick-or-treating and wanted to go with us.

SPEAKER_03 16:14

Yeah, and we were at their place when she got the call the to go home. Go home.

Halloween: Dino Costumes And Trick-Or-Treating

SPEAKER_00 16:21

Yeah. So it was like, okay, well, we have an extra costume. You can put this on. And he was like, heck yeah, I want to put that on. So he put on the costume and he went trick-or-treating again with us this time. So I think it all worked out in the end. Both the older kids got to hang out with a friend.

SPEAKER_01 16:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:41

Uh, pterodactyl friend. And I think we all looked so funny walking around.

SPEAKER_03 16:48

Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_00 16:50

Yeah. That was our Halloween. And then we went home and watched another movie and ate all the candy. It's all gone.

SPEAKER_03 16:58

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 16:58

Yeah. Uh anything else?

SPEAKER_03 17:00

No. Should we talk about the movies?

SPEAKER_00 17:02

Maybe we should talk about the movies. Because we did watch movies yesterday.

SPEAKER_03 17:06

Oh, we did.

SPEAKER_00 17:07

Two of them.

SPEAKER_03 17:07

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:08

Even. Uh so would you like to move beyond?

SPEAKER_03 17:11

Let's move on.

SPEAKER_00 17:13

Alright. So yesterday we watched Signs. And then we watched Eight Mile.

SPEAKER_03 17:20

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 17:20

Eight Mile.

SPEAKER_03 17:21

The Eight Mile. No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_00 17:22

No, it's not the Eight Mile. It's one eight mile.

SPEAKER_03 17:27

Eighteen mile?

SPEAKER_00 17:29

No. Eight mile. Yeah, okay. So I'm gonna start by telling you about signs. Signs. Okay. Excuse me.

SPEAKER_03 17:38

It's okay. I'm you're crying?

SPEAKER_00 17:40

Nose. I'm nosy. Excuse me. I'm nosy.

SPEAKER_03 17:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:46

Um, my nose is being a nose. And it's annoying. Nose is crying. My nose is crying. No, it's um the opposite. It's stuck. Okay. My nose is stuck on my face. It's not great.

SPEAKER_03 17:59

Yeah, you're trying to take it off, but Oh, that would be great.

SPEAKER_00 18:03

You know, how great would it be if we all were Lego pieces or made out of Lego pieces and like just could pop off my nose and replace it with a functioning nose and legs. Not where the nose goes, but where the leg goes.

SPEAKER_02 18:21

A leg as a big thing.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

Signs. Yes. Is a movie with Mel Gibson. Yes. Cool. Also, uh Macaulay Colkin's brother. Yep. That's his name.

SPEAKER_03 18:38

Rory.

SPEAKER_00 18:38

Rory. What kind of name is Rory? He's not a lion.

SPEAKER_03 18:42

I think he won an Oscar this year, actually.

SPEAKER_00 18:45

He's still alive, yes. He's still alive. He's still doing things. Yeah. Okay. That's cool. What did he do?

SPEAKER_03 18:52

He did a movie with uh Jesse Isenberg.

SPEAKER_00 18:56

Oh, he's Aaron. No. Aaron's name is Aaron. Not Jesse. From Breaking Bad.

SPEAKER_03 19:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:03

Uh Jesse Eisenhower Berg.

SPEAKER_03 19:07

Eisenberg. Okay. Who? Uh he's in Sombaland movies.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 19:13

The curly haired guy.

SPEAKER_00 19:15

See the cowboy? No.

SPEAKER_03 19:16

No, no?

SPEAKER_00 19:17

No, he's the nerd.

SPEAKER_03 19:19

Yeah, the nerd guy.

SPEAKER_00 19:20

Who's The Cowboy? Yeah, actually.

SPEAKER_03 19:23

Woody Harrelson.

SPEAKER_00 19:25

Yeah, I I know him.

SPEAKER_03 19:26

Okay. Um So I didn't have to tell you that.

SPEAKER_00 19:32

No. I'm quizzing you. Um, I was thinking about Michael. Yeah. Michael. Not Scott, because he's from the office. Okay. He's a character even. Yeah. Michael Michael Sarah. Sarah, yeah. Yeah, he's he's also curly haired. Yeah, but he's some.

SPEAKER_03 19:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:54

At the end, maybe it curled a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 19:57

Yeah. They are kind of similar.

SPEAKER_00 20:00

They're the same person.

SPEAKER_03 20:01

Yeah. Oh. Some people think so.

SPEAKER_00 20:04

Some people would say they're the same person.

SPEAKER_03 20:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:09

Um, but they're not. No. No. One was in Zombie Land. The other one was not. And I thought he was.

SPEAKER_03 20:17

Jesse Eisenberg is in uh Now You See Me, the movie. Now you see me.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

Like that's random. Yeah. Now you see me. Like, yes, I've been looking at you this whole time.

SPEAKER_03 20:27

You were saying that when we walked in.

SPEAKER_00 20:29

Now you see me.

SPEAKER_03 20:30

Yeah. Now you don't, I said.

SPEAKER_00 20:33

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 20:34

But uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:35

This is an interesting story.

SPEAKER_03 20:37

Yeah. Okay, let's talk about science.

SPEAKER_00 20:41

This is a movie. Um with aliens. Yes. And uh Mel Gibson has two children, one who is not Macaulay Hulkin, but his brother. Nobody knows him. No.

SPEAKER_03 20:57

Um but he won an Oscar.

SPEAKER_00 20:59

He won an Oscar with Jesse Eisenberg. Yeah. Okay. Um also there's a girl who's Meg, right?

SPEAKER_03 21:07

Maggie.

SPEAKER_00 21:08

Maggie. Not Mel Gidson. Um, and not Maggie either, but Maggie. Uh from the zombie movie. Yeah. Not Zombieland.

SPEAKER_03 21:18

No. But she's another zombie movie.

SPEAKER_00 21:20

With Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah. Not a great movie. No. Um, definitely on the bottom of the list. Oh yeah. At the very bottom under the list. We never made it. It's not even on the list. No. It's under the list.

SPEAKER_03 21:32

Yeah. We never made a top or bottom list to Schwarzenegger movies. No. Maybe we should do that one day.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

We didn't do that at the time.

SPEAKER_03 21:42

No, we didn't have a podcast at the time.

SPEAKER_00 21:44

That's true. That's also a problem. That uh that that answers that question as to why. Um anyway. Uh so Melanie Gibson has two kids and a brother.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

And Joaquin Phoenix. And he also won an Oscar. Oh. A few years.

SPEAKER_00 22:05

For zombies?

SPEAKER_03 22:06

No, he was Joker.

SPEAKER_00 22:08

Ah, a different kind of zombie.

SPEAKER_03 22:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:10

Okay. He was the Joker.

SPEAKER_03 22:12

Yeah. In the movie Joker. Not the one with uh Bjorn Riffs.

SPEAKER_00 22:18

Not the one with Keith Ledger.

SPEAKER_03 22:20

No. He was another Joker, but he also won Oscar. Good luck with the editing this.

SPEAKER_00 22:26

This is the best the best episode ever. Okay. Okay. Because we're talking about everything except for what we're supposed to be talking about. Science. Which is somewhat everything is Okay, uh sure, I hear you. But in a way, everything is connected. Okay? Because we've got jokers and zombies and aliens, and we're Halloween. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:52

You can't butt the ding.

SPEAKER_00 22:55

I hear you, but hear me out. Everything is related. Okay? I'm not really that sidetracked. Okay. Which brings me to the other thing about uh other things, but I'll talk about that later. So there's aliens, and uh Melagibson is scared, and so is everyone else, and the aliens are attacking, which is kind of cool. Yeah. It's kinda scary. It's a thriller, at least it's got sh it's got suspense.

SPEAKER_03 23:29

It kind of builds.

SPEAKER_00 23:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:31

It's a building movie.

SPEAKER_00 23:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:35

It's not like Minecraft. Yeah, it's Minecraft.

Movie Night: Signs Review

SPEAKER_00 23:38

It's Minecraft the movie. Also, there's aliens. Yeah. No, uh it was uh aliens and stuff. It was not so much like visually scary. It's more like oh the cinematics in this one uh was good because you don't really have to see what's going on, but you can feel like the suspense.

SPEAKER_01 24:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:06

Like something outside is happening. You can't really see it.

SPEAKER_03 24:10

No.

SPEAKER_00 24:10

But you know it's there. Yeah. And not knowing what's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_03 24:14

Sometimes that's the scariest part, what you don't see.

SPEAKER_00 24:17

Yeah, that's why people are afraid of the dark.

SPEAKER_03 24:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:20

I mean, I get it.

SPEAKER_03 24:21

You like the movie?

SPEAKER_00 24:23

Yeah. Yeah. I I think so. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:26

It's it's funny. You you do like the M Night Chamalan movies.

SPEAKER_00 24:31

Yeah. I guess I do.

SPEAKER_03 24:33

You also like the ones with Bruce Willis. Yeah. At least the splits, uh, unbreakable.

SPEAKER_00 24:41

I think it's kind of funny that the director is in the movies.

SPEAKER_03 24:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:45

That's kind of a fun tidbit. Yeah. He's not in there for very long, but he is there.

SPEAKER_03 24:50

Mm-hmm. And this one he has uh a fairly significant role. When you think about I mean, he he hurt the family, but in an accident.

SPEAKER_00 25:01

It was an accident.

SPEAKER_03 25:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:02

Oh, there was another thing that I wanted to bring up because I thought it was kinda weird.

SPEAKER_01 25:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:08

That um, you know, there was a uh I guess it's a kind of a spoiler. But this movie's from 2002. Yeah. It's like 20 years old. Yeah. Over 20 years old. So the mom died in the car accident caused by this guy who fell asleep by the wheel. And when she died, she said it was meant to be, right?

SPEAKER_01 25:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:31

And then the guy who killed her also said it was meant to be. So why did they both say that?

SPEAKER_03 25:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:38

Like, did they both want this?

SPEAKER_03 25:40

Did they talk to each other?

SPEAKER_00 25:42

Were they Was it planned? It might have been. And then, like, how could they both have the same point of view? Like, this was meant to happen.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:51

Cause there's no way that, like, if you get hit by a car, your first thought isn't really, oh well, I guess this is just what was supposed to happen.

SPEAKER_03 26:01

No, and I I think, isn't it a bit weird when you're talking to someone uh who was close to the person you accidentally killed and said it was meant to be.

SPEAKER_00 26:15

Yeah. Like I meant to kill her.

SPEAKER_03 26:18

Yeah. Yeah. You know.

SPEAKER_00 26:20

I don't know. I thought it was a little weird. Yeah. That part.

SPEAKER_03 26:24

It it's a weird phrasing and it's yeah, when you think about it.

SPEAKER_00 26:29

Yeah. I mean, I kinda understand like following the universe and just like, you know, if something happens, then yeah, I guess that was just supposed to happen in my story.

SPEAKER_03 26:40

Yeah, and like I associate the phrase meant to be with something positive.

SPEAKER_00 26:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:48

This wasn't positive, I think.

SPEAKER_00 26:50

I don't think so. So I have a feeling it it must have been planned in some way.

SPEAKER_03 26:56

Yeah. Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 26:57

Because there's no way they both would have said the same line. No. Not in a realistic uh scenario.

SPEAKER_03 27:05

No. But I agree. It's kind of weird. One thing I also like with this movie is the comedy. It has several uh points in the The brother was funny. He was funny. I like the girl who was like confessing to Mel Gibson in the store.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

He's not even a reverend anymore. She's like, okay, yeah, but hear me out. I have confessions to make. Yeah. Like, oh, alright.

SPEAKER_03 27:33

And she kept uh count on how many times she swore everything.

SPEAKER_00 27:40

Uh yeah, that was kind of funny.

SPEAKER_03 27:42

Yeah. And also like when when they were talking about uh the alien on the roof at the beginning.

SPEAKER_00 27:49

It was dark.

SPEAKER_03 27:50

Yeah, it was dark. And then uh uh the policewoman said something about yeah, but there are uh Scandinavian women Olympic. Then they're like, okay, but if it wasn't a Scandinavian Olympic woman.

SPEAKER_00 28:06

It was funny.

SPEAKER_03 28:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:08

But it was really good. What did you think about the movie?

SPEAKER_03 28:10

I do like this one. It's a little bit slow, but like we said, it builds. Yeah. So it has this eerie feeling to it. It is good. And I think it was a fairly good choice for a Halloween movie.

SPEAKER_00 28:27

Yeah. Which brings us to the next movie that was also uh Halloween.

SPEAKER_03 28:32

Yeah, maybe Maybe not as Halloween-y. No. But okay, that was Eight Mile.

SPEAKER_00 28:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:39

And uh that movie stars Eminem or as our friend says Enema.

SPEAKER_00 28:46

Uh yeah. I believe his name is Marshall Manners.

SPEAKER_03 28:51

Yes, I believe so too.

SPEAKER_00 28:53

Uh also known as Slim Shady.

SPEAKER_03 28:56

Yeah.

Movie Night: Eight Mile Chat

SPEAKER_00 28:56

But he's the real Slim Shady. Because a lot of people would also think that they're Slim Shady, but they're not, because he's the real Slim Shady. Oh, okay. Eminem.

SPEAKER_03 29:06

That's lyrics, I guess, or what? Is it something I'm missing?

SPEAKER_00 29:10

He's Slim Shady. Uh somewhat. Okay. It's a summary of the lyrics.

SPEAKER_03 29:18

Okay. But yes, this movie stars Eminem and uh Kim Basinger.

SPEAKER_00 29:25

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 29:26

Michael Shannon is in this one too. Anthony Mackey. Am I forgetting someone?

SPEAKER_00 29:32

I only know Eminem.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 29:35

He's the only one I know from this movie. Okay. Yeah. Also, one of the other characters might have been in Breaking Bad.

SPEAKER_03 29:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 29:42

But I didn't really look it up.

SPEAKER_03 29:44

No. Anthony Mackey. He was the guy who was supposed to rap at the end but didn't.

SPEAKER_00 29:50

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_03 29:50

That guy.

SPEAKER_00 29:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:51

He's in the Marvel movies nowadays.

SPEAKER_00 29:54

Oh. So he's not really rapping anywhere.

SPEAKER_03 29:57

No. He didn't rap in this movie either.

SPEAKER_00 30:00

No, no, I guess not.

SPEAKER_03 30:02

Oh, maybe that's a spoiler, by the way, but what is this movie even about? Yeah, it's about Eminem and him his his rapping.

SPEAKER_00 30:11

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 30:12

Oh yeah, Brittany Murphy is in this movie too.

SPEAKER_00 30:15

Yeah. Isn't she dead?

SPEAKER_03 30:17

She's dead. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:18

Uh is that the the girl?

SPEAKER_03 30:20

Yeah, the girl.

SPEAKER_00 30:21

Okay. Very specific.

SPEAKER_03 30:23

Who slept around.

SPEAKER_00 30:24

Uh yeah. She's a bad guy. Yeah. Or something.

SPEAKER_03 30:28

And yeah, he's uh like flipping people off and uh he's uh He's doing things that Eminem does. Yeah, and uh beats people up, I guess. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:40

For fun, maybe that's true.

SPEAKER_03 30:42

But he's nice to the kid.

SPEAKER_00 30:43

Oh yeah, that's important.

SPEAKER_03 30:44

I like that. Yeah, other than that, he's a troubled young man.

SPEAKER_00 30:50

So the thing with Eminem, my take on Eminem, okay? You can think what you want. Yeah. I think he's a good guy. He's a good guy, but life is not nice to him as he is to others. You know, that's kind of what I was getting out of it. Yeah. Because he is good to his daughter. Yeah. And just other people are just not nice to him. And his mom was troubled as well.

SPEAKER_03 31:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:18

So things could have been better.

SPEAKER_03 31:20

Yes, definitely.

SPEAKER_00 31:22

I think he'd be a lot less angry if life was nicer to him.

SPEAKER_03 31:26

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_00 31:27

Which I mean, I I think that goes for pretty much anyone.

SPEAKER_03 31:30

Yeah. What's more to say about the story of this movie?

SPEAKER_00 31:33

Okay, so the movie is basically the lyrics of Lose Yourself. Lose yourself. Right, because it starts out with him at a rap battle and he chokes. Right. Yeah. And he's basically going through life and trying to make a name for himself and build a good reputation and win rap battles so that he can get money to leave and do better things.

SPEAKER_03 32:00

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:01

And he does not lose himself.

SPEAKER_03 32:03

No. He he wins himself.

SPEAKER_00 32:06

He wins himself. Yeah. In the end. It's a really good ending. Yeah. I think.

SPEAKER_03 32:11

It is. What do you think about this movie?

SPEAKER_00 32:13

You know, I kinda like the movie. I also kinda like Eminem. Okay. But I don't know if that's relevant. It's kind of a rugged movie too. But I like it.

SPEAKER_03 32:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:22

What do you think?

SPEAKER_03 32:23

Uh yeah, I kinda like it too. I don't know much about Eminem. My sister was more of a fan of his. But I do like this movie. I have seen it before since my sister was a fan of his. Uh-huh. So yeah, we had it on VHS.

SPEAKER_00 32:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 32:40

I do like it. It's a way to like understand his character. I think that this movie feels like it's based on his life, but I d I'm not sure. I don't know much about the guy. No. But uh that's how I chose to see it. I feel like it's a pretty good movie.

SPEAKER_00 33:00

Yeah, I enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_03 33:01

Yeah, and I have to say that I'm not a big rap music fan. I do have to say that Eminem is a good rapper. I do like his style in rapping because some people makes it feel like they're just talking.

SPEAKER_00 33:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:16

He actually has a rhythm to it. It sounds good when he does it. And it's not just him. Other people also do that well. But he's one of the ones who can do it well.

SPEAKER_00 33:27

Yeah. Would you want to see him live?

SPEAKER_03 33:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:30

It would be an experience.

SPEAKER_03 33:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:32

I've never gone to a rap concert.

SPEAKER_03 33:34

No, neither have I.

SPEAKER_00 33:36

It might be on a bucket list.

SPEAKER_03 33:37

Yeah. We can do it.

SPEAKER_00 33:38

Just now.

SPEAKER_03 33:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:39

I I Right now? Right now. We need to wrap this up so that we can go. Because I already bought his tickets. I was just double checking that you'd be okay with it. So we can go.

SPEAKER_03 33:52

Yeah, if I had said no, you you need to find someone else.

SPEAKER_00 33:57

I need to find a another bestie. My bestie needs to be ready for any adventure at any time. Yeah. Like you have to be on your toes.

SPEAKER_03 34:09

Yeah, that that's why it's good. Be ready for anything. That's why it's good to have me as a bestie, because I don't have much of a life.

SPEAKER_00 34:17

Exactly. You have nothing else going for you.

SPEAKER_03 34:19

I'm like, yeah, sure, I can do that.

SPEAKER_00 34:21

Yeah, let's go.

SPEAKER_03 34:22

I'm always ready for anything.

SPEAKER_00 34:24

Yeah. You want to go invade India with me? Alright, let's go.

SPEAKER_03 34:29

I don't have anything better. No.

SPEAKER_00 34:32

Just us against India. Let's go. Let's do this. I don't have a plan. No. Let's just go.

SPEAKER_03 34:38

Let's wing it.

SPEAKER_00 34:40

Just wing it and see what happens. If we end up in jail, then cool. Let's do that. More adventures. I was just kidding. Alright.

SPEAKER_03 34:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 34:52

Anything else?

SPEAKER_03 34:53

No.

SPEAKER_00 34:53

Then maybe we should take a break.

SPEAKER_03 34:55

Yeah, let's do that.

SPEAKER_00 34:56

We will be right back.

SPEAKER_03 34:58

Right back.

SPEAKER_00 35:09

I can record my new hit single.

SPEAKER_02 35:11

Yeah. For Eminem.

SPEAKER_00 35:13

For Eminem, right. Here's if Eminem is out there, he can uh listen to this and give me some feedback and maybe we can work on something together. Okay. Ready? Okay. Doob doob doop. Boop boop boop. And that's all I got so far.

SPEAKER_03 35:28

Yeah. But the amazing thing about this is that you came up with it by myself. Yeah. Yeah. In the break.

SPEAKER_00 35:36

Yeah. I don't need help.

SPEAKER_03 35:39

It was like that.

SPEAKER_00 35:41

Yeah. I I'm just I've got talent, I think, and I'm also going to audition for American Idol. In Sweden.

SPEAKER_03 35:52

They have to come here.

SPEAKER_00 35:53

They have to come here for one person.

SPEAKER_03 35:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:56

I'm an American. I wanna audition for American Idol.

SPEAKER_03 36:01

Or you could do it in the live.

SPEAKER_00 36:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:04

You can film yourself from this office.

SPEAKER_00 36:06

Yeah. And uh yeah, I can zoom my audition, I think. With my new hit single. Yeah. The original song.

SPEAKER_02 36:15

Doob doob.

SPEAKER_00 36:16

Doob doob doop boop boop boop. Doob doop boop boop. Yeah. Yeah. That's all I've got so far. But it's a work in progress.

SPEAKER_03 36:25

Yeah. This is the audition.

SPEAKER_00 36:27

Right. Um, I hope that they'll uh they'll say yes to me.

SPEAKER_03 36:32

Yeah, I'm fairly sure.

Quicksand Trivia And Old Films

SPEAKER_00 36:34

I mean, why wouldn't they? It's already stuck in your head. Yeah. So there's no getting rid of it. Uh we are back, by the way. Um we're we're gonna say it this time. Yeah, we're back.

SPEAKER_03 36:45

We're back.

SPEAKER_00 36:46

We are back, and I have some things I have to say. Okay. I have things to get off my chest because they're weighing me down. Yeah, no, I'm gonna talk about some things that we talked about last week. Okay. Last week's episode. Oh we talked about quicksand last week, right? And then I had a whole bunch of fun facts about quicksand that I thought were fun and they also were facts. So the first onset tragedy, right? Film set was in 1914, a movie called Across the Border, in which a horse fell into quicksand and the cameraman and the actress died on set. That was the first time someone died on set.

SPEAKER_03 37:32

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 37:32

In 1914.

SPEAKER_03 37:34

And that was in qu uh quicksand.

SPEAKER_00 37:36

In quicksand. Wow. It's dangerous, I'm telling you. And I don't know why, but I am so fascinated in like the firsts of like film and stuff. Yeah. Like the first movies and the first uh captured photograph and all those like history things. Really interesting for me.

SPEAKER_03 37:59

So uh is this movie on the list too?

SPEAKER_00 38:02

I couldn't find it. It is a lost film.

SPEAKER_03 38:05

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 38:06

I wanted to find a clip or something, can't find it. But you can find the first like moving picture online if you Google it.

SPEAKER_03 38:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:18

It's a horse.

SPEAKER_03 38:19

Yeah, I've seen it.

SPEAKER_00 38:20

Yeah, I I think I forwarded it to you, right?

SPEAKER_03 38:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:24

I linked it to you. But uh yeah, and like the same thing with the first like quote unquote uh musical was the jazz singer that we watched.

SPEAKER_03 38:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:37

Yeah. And we also have other really, really old movies later on in the movie list that I added like last year or something. I don't know. So yeah, uh, Quicksand killed people. Mickey Rooney starred in a film called Quicksand, but I didn't see that much of the movie. I saw a short clip and it was just a girl who was gambling. Yeah, okay. And he was also there.

SPEAKER_03 39:04

Yeah, I've I've seen a movie with Michael Keaton that's called Quicksand.

SPEAKER_00 39:09

Is it it's not the same movie. Is it a uh a when they remake the movie? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:15

I I don't know. But this movie is like uh fairly low budget.

SPEAKER_00 39:21

Okay, is there a sandworm included?

SPEAKER_03 39:24

No.

SPEAKER_00 39:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 39:26

But I've seen other movies where with Michael Keaton and sandworms.

SPEAKER_00 39:32

Yeah, yeah. Um, a couple of them at least.

SPEAKER_03 39:35

I forgot what they're called.

SPEAKER_00 39:37

No, that's okay. It's just as well that you don't know the title. My next thing I wanted to bring up was Sloth. He was not in Mad Max 3.

SPEAKER_03 39:47

No.

SPEAKER_00 39:47

But he was in Dukes of Hazzard.

SPEAKER_03 39:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 39:50

Have you seen Dukes of Hazard?

SPEAKER_03 39:51

I ha uh not the TV show. No. No.

SPEAKER_00 39:54

Okay. The movie though.

SPEAKER_03 39:56

Uh I have seen the movie.

SPEAKER_00 39:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 39:58

But uh I think he died before that movie. He died fairly young, right? Didn't he?

SPEAKER_00 40:03

Oh, Sloth or the actor who uh played in Mad Max III.

SPEAKER_03 40:08

Oh, Sloth, I was Okay. Oh, you were talking about this guy. Um Mad Max III guy.

SPEAKER_00 40:14

Oh no, Sloth was in Dukes of Hazard. Right, right. Yes. But he died early.

SPEAKER_03 40:20

Yeah, um I think so. Or like in the 90s or so. Okay. Isn't his name like John something?

SPEAKER_00 40:28

Maybe it was John. Maybe we can settle with his name was John.

SPEAKER_03 40:32

Yeah, let's call him John.

SPEAKER_00 40:34

Some people also call him Sloth.

SPEAKER_03 40:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:38

But that's all I had. I thought it was kind of interesting tidbits and things that should have been mentioned on the episode that were not.

Mad Libs: Cats, Horror, And Chaos

SPEAKER_03 40:48

Yeah, you you um texted me this.

SPEAKER_00 40:52

I did.

SPEAKER_03 40:52

And you said that you were gonna throw some things at me, and I'm I'm like, are you gonna throw objects at me next time you see me?

SPEAKER_00 41:02

No, no, no, no. I was throwing facts at you.

SPEAKER_03 41:05

Yeah. It it took me a while.

SPEAKER_00 41:07

Uh yeah, I I noticed that. Okay. So this next part uh of the episode, we are going to do mad libs.

SPEAKER_01 41:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 41:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 41:21

Let's do a couple mad libs just to keep this pretty quick and equally entertaining. I'm gonna start off with an adjective.

SPEAKER_03 41:32

Eerie.

SPEAKER_00 41:33

Halloween words.

SPEAKER_03 41:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:35

Very exciting.

SPEAKER_03 41:37

Noun ghosts.

SPEAKER_00 41:38

Ghost. Adjective. Spooky. Ooh. This is how I'm gonna respond to all the words. Ooh. Adjective. Scary. Scary. Another adjective.

SPEAKER_03 41:50

Dark.

SPEAKER_00 41:51

Dark. Part of the body. Dark. Dark. Part of the body, a plural.

SPEAKER_03 41:56

What's the scariest part of the body?

SPEAKER_00 41:58

The dark ones.

SPEAKER_03 42:00

But I can't use the darkest ones.

SPEAKER_00 42:03

No. Uh I don't know. Like organs, maybe.

SPEAKER_03 42:07

Yeah. Organs are scary.

SPEAKER_00 42:09

Oh yeah, there you go. Zombies. Ooh. Noun.

SPEAKER_03 42:13

Skeleton.

SPEAKER_00 42:14

There you go.

SPEAKER_03 42:15

That that's also part of the body.

SPEAKER_00 42:17

I'd uh verb and that one's never been used.

SPEAKER_01 42:24

No.

SPEAKER_00 42:25

Ver skeleton ending in ing. Because that's what I was saying. Verb also could be something people could say.

SPEAKER_03 42:33

Rattling.

SPEAKER_00 42:34

Rattling. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 42:36

Rattling.

SPEAKER_00 42:37

Noun.

SPEAKER_03 42:37

Zombie.

SPEAKER_00 42:38

Okay. Animal?

SPEAKER_03 42:39

Bat.

SPEAKER_00 42:40

Alright. Noun. Ooh. Just gonna be ghosties this whole time. Ooh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:50

I already used ghosts, so a different noun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:54

Like a hedgehog. Those are scary. They're little spike balls.

SPEAKER_03 42:59

Yeah, you can use that.

SPEAKER_00 43:01

Okay. Hedgehog. Scary.

SPEAKER_02 43:06

Horror. Is that what sh horror or horror horror? Horror. Horror. Horror. I'm like a dog. How is that a noun?

SPEAKER_03 43:20

Isn't it?

SPEAKER_00 43:22

Okay. Another noun. I feel like I'm not the only one struggling here.

SPEAKER_03 43:29

Another noun. Scary noun.

SPEAKER_00 43:31

That's your noun, scary noun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:35

Alien.

SPEAKER_00 43:36

That's a good idea. Uh a good one. Yeah. Ooh, aliens.

SPEAKER_03 43:40

I just thought about the movie I recently watched.

SPEAKER_00 43:44

Was it aliens?

SPEAKER_03 43:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:46

Okay. Adjective?

SPEAKER_03 43:48

Adjective. Windy.

SPEAKER_00 43:50

Ooh. Adverb.

SPEAKER_03 43:53

Oh, adverb. Frightfully.

SPEAKER_00 43:55

Okay. Adjective.

SPEAKER_03 43:56

Dangerous.

SPEAKER_00 43:57

Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Okay, so this story uh is very Halloween themed because it's dogs versus cats.

SPEAKER_03 44:07

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 44:07

And sometimes people are scared of dogs versus cats. And cats. So yeah, here we go. If you've ever owned both dogs and cats, you know that the differences between the two species are eerie. They are like knights and ghost. The argument about which pet is more spooky will continue until the end of time. Assuming you're scared of both.

SPEAKER_01 44:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:30

The argument about which pet is more spooky will continue until the end of time. But it's easy to see why cats are scary. For instance, cats won't embarrass you in front of your guests by parading around with your dark underwear in their brains. Ugh, cats. Cats are also funnier than dogs. Why do they have your underwear in their brains? That's just I'm stuck there. Okay. Uh cats are also funnier than dogs, even if they don't know it. And they don't give a skeleton if you laugh at them. Okay. Because they are too busy rattling their revenge. Like rattlesnakes. But they're cats. But if you put a rattle at the end of their tail. Tail tail.

SPEAKER_03 45:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:14

They're a rattlesnake. Have you ever done that?

SPEAKER_03 45:16

Rattle cat.

SPEAKER_00 45:17

Rattle cat. Rattlecat.

SPEAKER_03 45:19

I have not. Okay. Yet. That's I'm gonna fix that.

SPEAKER_00 45:22

That's on you. Yeah. That was your mistake.

SPEAKER_03 45:24

Yeah, I have to fix that.

SPEAKER_00 45:25

You do. Or something. Cats are natural zombie repellents. No spider, fly, or bat stands a chance if there's a cat in the horror. Horror. Horror.

SPEAKER_02 45:38

Horror.

SPEAKER_00 45:38

Horror. Horror. That's a dog. Cats have no interest in being hooked up to an alien and going for a walk. Because you're the alien. And apparently they look like people.

SPEAKER_03 45:53

They don't want to be hooked up with an alien.

SPEAKER_00 45:56

No. You they'd rather curl up and take a windy nap. I wanna know what that means.

SPEAKER_03 46:02

I I had windy naps.

SPEAKER_00 46:05

Have you had windy naps?

SPEAKER_03 46:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:07

Okay. I'm not sure I want to know.

SPEAKER_03 46:09

No, I'm not gonna tell you.

SPEAKER_00 46:10

Don't tell me please. And it's frightfully proven that cat owners are smarter and more dangerous than dog owners. So go get yourself a cat.

SPEAKER_03 46:20

Yeah. If you want to feel dangerous.

SPEAKER_00 46:23

Yeah, living on the edge. Got myself a cat. See what happens. Here is this and also a pencil so that you can write words.

SPEAKER_03 46:34

Adjective.

SPEAKER_00 46:36

Unknown.

SPEAKER_03 46:36

Mmm. Yeah. Noun.

SPEAKER_00 46:39

Spike ball.

SPEAKER_03 46:41

Spike ball.

SPEAKER_00 46:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:42

Verb.

SPEAKER_00 46:43

To sneak. Like being sneaky. Lurkin.

SPEAKER_03 46:47

Noun?

SPEAKER_00 46:48

Monster. You didn't say that, did you?

SPEAKER_03 46:50

No.

SPEAKER_00 46:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 46:53

I saw the the horror in your voice.

What’s Ruining Our Lives

SPEAKER_00 46:56

The horror. Horror. Horror. Blah.

SPEAKER_03 47:02

Type of liquid.

SPEAKER_00 47:04

Blood. That was uncalled for.

SPEAKER_03 47:08

I thought that was scary.

SPEAKER_00 47:10

Coffee?

SPEAKER_03 47:11

Cold coffee. Blood. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 47:15

I don't know why I said that was uncalled for. That was not at all what I meant to say. I don't even know what I was supposed to say, but that wasn't it.

SPEAKER_03 47:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 47:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 47:23

Verb ending in ing.

SPEAKER_00 47:25

Lurking. Also sneaky, but lurky instead.

SPEAKER_03 47:30

Person. Female.

SPEAKER_00 47:32

Oh, that's me. No, we're gonna use uh Medusa. Because she's scary.

SPEAKER_03 47:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:38

Also, Madonna could have been a word. Yeah, she's also scary. She's also scary.

SPEAKER_03 47:43

She tried to kill uh weird owl.

SPEAKER_00 47:45

Yeah, yeah. She also was in Argentina once. So that's kind of scary.

SPEAKER_03 47:50

Yeah. True. Of course. Verb.

SPEAKER_00 47:54

Experimenting. Like a mad scientist kind of guy.

SPEAKER_03 48:00

Experiment.

SPEAKER_00 48:01

Yeah. Could be scary if it goes wrong.

SPEAKER_03 48:04

Yeah. Adjective and adjective.

SPEAKER_00 48:06

Okay. Foggy. Also. Mischievous.

SPEAKER_03 48:12

Mischievous. How do you spell it?

SPEAKER_00 48:15

C H I E voos.

SPEAKER_03 48:20

V-U-S.

SPEAKER_00 48:21

O U S. Okay. Mischievous.

SPEAKER_03 48:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 48:24

Whatever you wrote, that's right.

SPEAKER_03 48:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:27

Oh, is that it?

SPEAKER_03 48:28

That's it.

SPEAKER_00 48:28

Alright. I get to write right write this one now.

SPEAKER_03 48:31

No, you you get to read it though. I wrote it.

SPEAKER_00 48:36

I get to write this one. It's my story. Okay. I'm gonna read your story. This one is called My House, My Rules.

SPEAKER_01 48:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 48:44

Unknown Servant. Whoever you are, this is to you. It's quite obvious that you think you control me, but we all know that I am in charge of this spike ball. Also known as a hedgehog.

SPEAKER_03 48:56

Yeah. Uh I'm in control of it.

SPEAKER_00 48:59

I control this hedgehog. You think I am just a simple cat, but I am able to out sneak you any day of the week.

SPEAKER_03 49:08

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_00 49:09

That's true. I have tried to sneak. Cats are always better at sneaking than I am. Yeah. Yeah. Please be aware that your house is actually mine. And I am not to be disturbed if I happen to be sleeping on your bed or favorite piece of monster. This piece of monster is mine.

SPEAKER_03 49:31

Yeah, I'm sleeping on it.

SPEAKER_00 49:33

I will scratch any piece of monster I want. I do not want to drink blood from an ordinary bowl. I prefer to lap water from a lurking faucet or a toilet. This faucet is also sneaky.

SPEAKER_03 49:50

So why why uh why did you start with saying blood and then continue with water?

SPEAKER_00 49:56

Because I don't want to drink blood. I want water.

SPEAKER_03 50:00

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:03

So please remember to leave the toilet seat up. I don't care what Medusa has to say about that. Don't try to get me to experiment during the day. What are we experimenting with the cat? You should know better than that. I prefer to experiment at night when you're asleep.

SPEAKER_01 50:24

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 50:27

What is the cat doing to you while you're sleeping? Okay. This is much more fun. You are a foggy human, but you are my human. With tolerance, you're a super mischievous cat.

SPEAKER_03 50:45

Makes sense.

SPEAKER_00 50:46

Yeah. I'm a little uh concerned about the experimenting part. Yeah. That doesn't sound great. No. But yeah, that's I guess that's what cats do.

SPEAKER_03 50:58

That's why I close my door.

SPEAKER_00 51:01

Oh yeah, so the cats don't experiment on you at night. Which apparently is a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_01 51:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:08

Alright. Well, that was that. I hope that this episode has been enough for everyone involved.

SPEAKER_03 51:16

For me at least.

SPEAKER_00 51:17

And me and hopefully the listener is done listening. Yeah. So I'm gonna try something new today. Okay. Which kind of makes more sense to me. As we near the end of this episode, please tell me what is ruining your life currently.

SPEAKER_03 51:34

The thing that is ruining my life a little bit is that um Is it me? No, it's it's the shift at uh work, you know, when going from uh evening to day. Uh-huh. That's the worst because I'm so tired during the days when worked one week evening. Cause it uh I mean this sleep cycle It gets messed up.

SPEAKER_00 52:00

Yeah. Yeah. No, I get that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:03

So that's what's ruining my life. But it's gonna be better next week.

SPEAKER_00 52:08

Yeah, because you're working evening.

SPEAKER_03 52:10

Yeah. Yeah. What's ruining your life though?

SPEAKER_00 52:13

Oh my goodness. I have things to say. Okay. Alright. My life is being ruined.

SPEAKER_03 52:17

Is it me?

SPEAKER_00 52:18

It's you. No. Okay. It's not just you. It's other people too. I I need to talk about something that is ruining my life. Because I am a person who overthinks and that ruins my life. That is not what I uh I really want to talk about here though.

SPEAKER_01 52:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 52:37

There was an incident at kids' gymnastics on Thursday. Okay?

SPEAKER_01 52:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 52:42

We were doing something that we call chaos when we combine two of the groups and just let everyone run wild and do what they want to do. Okay? So I am dealing with kids who I'm not familiar with. I mean, that's not a problem. I've never really had a problem with new kids.

SPEAKER_01 53:01

No.

SPEAKER_00 53:02

But um the thing is that there was an incident in which I was spotting some kids on a piece of equipment in which uh they could just roll on it. They didn't need to jump up onto it in order to roll over. Uh, because we were working on forward rolls uh at my specific station at that moment. So I have one girl, she jumps up, and I I think that I'm being playful, okay? Like, no, no, no, no, no, no. And I push her, or I don't push her. Okay, hold on. I roll her back down. I didn't hit her, I smacked her. No hopping. No, okay. So I rolled her back down, and I'm like, you know, I'm playful. Like, no, no, no, no, no. You don't have to hop. You just lay on there and I will help you roll. And so we tried again. She laid on the thing and she rolled and you know, she did her forward roll and she got up and she ran off and she was crying. And I was like, hold on, wait, what did I do? You know, like what happened here? Because I didn't see anything.

SPEAKER_01 54:09

No.

SPEAKER_00 54:09

And there was a parent next to me who was with her child, and she's like, You just have to speak to kids in a certain way. And I was like, was I mean to her? Did I do something wrong?

SPEAKER_01 54:23

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 54:28

And I don't think that I am speaking to the kids in a mean way at all.

SPEAKER_01 54:34

No.

Closing And Socials

SPEAKER_00 54:34

I'm playful and I I pretend that, like, oh no, you're not supposed to do that, you know. Um, I I pretend that I'm telling them off. I'm not actually telling them off. And a lot of my gymnasts in my group, they get that. But um the other group that was with us are smaller kids. They're like a couple years younger. So maybe they take it a different way. I don't know. But this comment got me overthinking. I was like, what? What did I do? So I felt really bad after that. I was like, I'm awful at this. I don't know what I'm doing. Like, I I can't deal with kids. I'm a terrible mom, I'm a terrible leader, and I can't do anything right. And so I texted, because I know um the girl's mom who was crying. Yeah. So I texted her later and I'm like, I don't know what I did, but I'm really sorry. And she was like, you don't have to, because apparently the girl hit her nose while she was rolling. And that kind of hurts. So what's ruining my life in a roundabout way, what is ruining my life is this parent. Specifically in this very moment, who had to make a comment that was completely unnecessary. It wasn't even the problem how I was speaking, it was the fact that she hurt herself and didn't tell me, but she ran off to her dad and cried. That was a lot.

SPEAKER_03 55:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:00

My point is, I think that parent is stupid. That parent first first of all needs to mind her own business. Also, I don't believe that I'm bad at what I do.

SPEAKER_01 56:10

No.

SPEAKER_00 56:10

I know that my gymnasts love me, and so do my kids. Yeah, yes. I do. They have to. I mean, I maybe I lead my gymnasts in a way that is not common in this country, or maybe it's just the area. Because there's a lot of soft parents out here, and I'm a little bit harder. And I'm a little bit tougher on my gymnasts, and I think we need that. Yeah. And some other parents agree with me.

SPEAKER_03 56:42

Yeah, I feel like um a lot of kids these days are getting too sort of they get what they want when they want it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:51

And it is a problem.

SPEAKER_03 56:53

It is.

SPEAKER_00 56:54

Because it makes them expect that that's how it's gonna be for the rest of their lives. That's just not how it is.

SPEAKER_01 57:00

No.

SPEAKER_00 57:00

Also, I'm not gonna stop just because this one parent thinks that she can stick her nose in my business. No. Anyway, that's that.

SPEAKER_03 57:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:09

Also, I have a cold.

SPEAKER_03 57:11

Yeah, that's that too. And it makes me feel a little bit better that you hate that parent more than me. So that's that's good.

SPEAKER_00 57:21

Yeah. Are you out of sips? Can we be done? I I want to be out of sips because this is disgusting.

SPEAKER_03 57:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 57:28

Okay. I'm out of sips.

SPEAKER_03 57:30

Yeah, we're all out of sips, so that m means we're all out of episode. And you're looking at your hand.

SPEAKER_00 57:37

Because it's weird.

SPEAKER_03 57:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:39

Um, yes, we're all out of episode, so would you like to wrap this up?

SPEAKER_03 57:43

Yeah. Sounds like a good idea.

SPEAKER_00 57:46

That is the best idea I've had all day.

SPEAKER_03 57:48

I think so too.

SPEAKER_00 57:49

Thanks for listening to this episode. I hope you got something out of it.

SPEAKER_03 57:54

Yeah, hope you had a good Halloween.

SPEAKER_00 57:57

Have we learned any lessons today?

SPEAKER_03 57:59

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_00 58:00

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 58:01

Then we're done a job. We did.

SPEAKER_00 58:04

We'll have another episode next Tuesday. Yeah. In which we will talk about other things that we didn't talk about today. Oh yeah. And I'm just I'm getting better every time.

SPEAKER_03 58:15

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 58:15

Thanks. Again. Have a good life. Okay. Say something.

SPEAKER_03 58:18

Yeah. Bye.

SPEAKER_00 58:19

Bye.

SPEAKER_03 58:19

Bye.

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SPEAKER_03 58:24

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SPEAKER_03 58:39

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SPEAKER_00 58:47

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SPEAKER_03 58:50

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SPEAKER_00 58:56

Goodbye, Matthias.

SPEAKER_03 58:57

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