#158: I Get Lost Easily

In which Lauren & Mattias do some Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as Chestnuts and a forever pause. 

• Content:
• Opening
• Weekly check in
  • Zootropolis 2 & sequels 
  • Sundays
  • Malfunctioning phones
• Intermission
• Movie on!
  •  The Mighty Ducks 
  • Cobra
• Mad Libs
• Wrap up
  • What's ruining our lives
  • [drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

Chapters

• 0:00 Cold Open And Welcome
• 0:46 Stress, Deadlines, And Catastrophe Thinking
• 3:20 Weekend Recap And Zootopia 2
• 6:40 Sequels We Love And Star Wars Bits
• 8:00 Sunday Routines And Why They’re Tough
• 12:10 The Jackie Chan Satire Bit
• 14:20 Weekdays Blur: Work, Workouts, And Distractions
• 16:24 Phone Failure Panic And The Mystery SIM
• 19:20 Surprise Mail And The Fix
• 21:05 Unwritten Texting Rules Between Friends
• 22:00 Teaching Gymnastics And A Calf Disaster
• 25:40 Break And December Vibes
• 26:30 Movie Night: The Mighty Ducks
• 30:20 Movie Night: Cobra And Stallone Trivia
• 34:32 Mad Libs Mayhem: Christmas Cats
• 38:20 Mad Libs Mayhem: Dragon Eggs
• 42:00 What’s Ruining Our Lives
• 45:15 Closing, Schedule, And Live Karaoke Announcement

Transcript

Cold Open And Welcome

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In a world where everything is unscripted, this is roasty, toasty, roasty.

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For better.

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I'm back.

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Good. So should we start this maybe?

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I guess so. We can do that.

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Yeah?

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Would you like to open this up?

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Yeah, let's open this up.

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Alright, do that then.

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Did I do good?

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Yeah, it looked like you were gonna dump it at first. Yeah. No, thank you.

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Uh.

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Alright.

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I believe it's your turn to open this up.

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Hello. And welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Lauren.

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And I am Matthias.

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And we are gonna be your besties for the next hour or so.

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Yeah.

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Uh yep. This is the podcast in which you will learn nothing at all.

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Yeah. Uh yeah.

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That's how it's gonna be. Probably forever.

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Yeah. You can pick any any of our uh episodes and you will learn nothing.

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Other I mean, you won't even learn why you're still listening.

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No.

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We just we don't know. We just have that kind of effect on people.

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Yeah.

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So welcome.

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Do we?

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I no. No. No, we don't. I like to think that.

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We can pretend. Yeah. We're good at that.

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People don't know.

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No.

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I know. They don't know.

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Since they don't listen.

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Yes. It's hard to know something if you don't hear it.

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Exactly.

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Uh right. Uh Matias, how are you doing?

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Uh I'm doing well, thank you.

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Cool.

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Uh, how are you doing?

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I'm I'm okay. I'm good. I'm stressed.

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You're stressed.

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I'm stressed.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Uh no, it's just it's school and everything. I have a big deadline and uh I have to do all the things in the next couple of weeks. Yeah. And all the things are big and scary and they feel like it's not gonna go well. Uh in the end they do kinda go well. Uh but yeah, that's just how how it's going.

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Yeah, I feel like you have um, you know, the you're fearing worse than what's actually happening, and I think that's fairly common.

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Yeah.

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I do that too.

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Yep.

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Like a catastrophe tanker almost, like catastrophe thoughts.

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Yeah, I uh I I expect the worst, yeah. And um it's just that, you know, everything is so tight and uh it would be nice we'll with a little extra time, but whatever. Yeah. I'm just gonna plow through things like I do and hope for the best.

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Yeah. I have uh similar thoughts as well, because I also think that I need to get some things done before we go.

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Alright. Um Matias, what have you been up to this week?

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Uh I have been up to Okay, so what happened on Saturday? Saturday.

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Shatter.

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Saturday.

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Well, you stayed home and edited all day because I went to work and I wanted you to come visit me. Yeah, but you chose not to.

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No, because I went to the cinema.

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Oh yeah, that too.

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I saw Zotopia 2.

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Zootopia.

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Zootopia. Zootopia. Zotropolis 4. Oh yeah, that's also That's the Swedish way of saying it.

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Right. And without saying too much because I haven't seen it.

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Uh just thoughts. Thoughts. I I really liked it. I liked the first one, so I had fairly high thoughts about this one. So yeah, I I did enjoy this one too.

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Good.

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Yeah.

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You always get like really uh skeptical when it comes to uh sequels.

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Yeah.

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There's always that risk that like uh they're trying too hard to like recreate the first one, and sometimes it's just a repeat of the first one, but slightly different. They're in a different location and maybe a new character.

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Yeah, okay. Yeah. W when putting it like that, i that's kind of what this is, but um okay. But you know, uh I I still liked it. It it was funny, it was uh yeah, good.

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It was still good.

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Yeah, I like it.

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Alright, good.

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So I don't want maybe I shouldn't like uh give you too high hopes hopes for it, but um you know.

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It's I have a question. Watchable. Okay.

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Yeah, I'm sorry.

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Off the top of your head, what is the best sequel ever?

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Best uh oh that's easy. Terminator 2.

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Oh well, duh. Alright. The first one that comes to my head is Lion King 2.

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Okay.

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Uh I really like that one. I could be wrong. It's been a long time since I've seen it. But that was just the first one that came to my head.

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Yeah, it's a good one. And uh yeah, I actually I kinda like a lot of uh second movies.

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Yeah.

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In in s uh you know the series or the franchise.

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Yeah.

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Uh I don't know why, but uh is uh f for some reason I I kind of tend to like the second one better.

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Okay.

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And then the third one usually that's really okay.

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And then the fourth one is like worse.

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Yeah, i if it comes to the fourth one, uh yeah, it's uh usually worse. Well, it depends. Sometimes it's fairly good.

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Okay. What about the fifth one?

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That usually suck.

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Okay. If they get to it, what about the sixth one?

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You know what? It's not too bad.

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You know, I really like sequels, but the sixth one after that is like the best out of the series.

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You know, thinking about it. It's better than the second one.

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Better than the first one.

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It's better than all of them. So they should always start with the sixth one.

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Did we ever talk about uh our favorite Star Wars movie?

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Um We did. We did, okay.

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Okay. What was your favorite Star Wars movie? Just a recap.

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Empire Strikes Back.

Sequels We Love And Star Wars Bits

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Alright. I'm gonna say Phantom of the Opera. Phantom of the Oprah was my favorite Star Wars movie.

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The Phantom Menace.

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Right. The Phantom of the Menace.

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Yeah, that's the first one.

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Yeah, yeah. Think about it. Like the first one.

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Yeah.

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It gets complicated.

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Uh in that it's not really the first one, but it's it's the fourth one, but it's the first one. Yeah, exactly.

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Uh yeah. Makes so much sense. Depends on who you're talking to.

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Yeah, true.

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Anyway, that was Saturday. I worked. I worked right after gymnastics, after I taught gymnastics. And uh then I went home. Uh my daughter planned on Christmas decorating over the weekend, but she didn't do that. Okay. I think we did that on Monday instead. Oh, maybe. We got it done. It took a really long time because I just put the boxes back in the basement yesterday.

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Back in the basement.

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Back in the basement.

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Okay. But um uh did something happen on Sunday?

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Oh.

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Oh. Oh. I don't think anything happened to me.

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Uh well, I woke up late, so it must have not been that much that happened on Sunday. Cause when I do that, I get like groggy and meh, like headache for the day. All because I wanted to catch up on my sleep.

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Yeah.

Sunday Routines And Why They’re Tough

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Um, so I'm assuming it wasn't the best day.

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No.

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I uh did not go to gymnastics. I wanted to, and then I looked at my phone, and then I realized I I'm too late to leave. Uh I thought I only looked at my phone for like two minutes and then 40 minutes went by. I was like, oh, I guess I'm not going. Uh yeah, that's what happened on Sunday. I'm sure something else happened, but that's the most important part.

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I yeah, I did ed edit. I did edit. Yes. Yes. That's it.

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Uh anything.

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Sundays are so boring.

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You know what? I don't like Sundays. One, because Sundays are usually my like catch-up on chores day. I don't like doing chores. Nobody likes doing chores. My kids hate doing chores, and I don't like it either.

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Yeah.

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But they have to be done, and I hate that. Because like if I ignore it, then it's a mess. And then people start complaining, and then suddenly it's my fault because I don't do anything.

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Uh yeah, that's how it is.

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Also, point number two on why I hate Sundays. This is my essay. Okay. Argument number two is that uh we have gymnastics on Sundays. My daughter goes to gymnastics, and then I mean, this is in a town that's like 20 minutes away. Okay. I drive 20 minutes, I drop her off at gymnastics, I go to the store and go shopping uh for food for the week, and then I go back and I pick her up. We go home. 20 minutes, 20 minute drive home. And then I do something for the next three hours, and then I get back in the car, or maybe it's more than three hours. I don't know. I don't count the hours.

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No.

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But I get back in the car and I drive 20 minutes back to gymnastics. So I can, you know, practice and train. And then after like an hour and what ends up being 45 minutes when it's only supposed to be 30, I get back in the car and I drive all the way back home. And at this point, it's past uh the kids' bedtime.

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Okay.

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So it's like late. And then I lay on the couch and realize how little I've actually done during the day, and then I go to bed.

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Yeah.

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Well realize how late it I I've been.

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Yeah. Yeah. I don't like Sundays because it's Monday the day after. That's when I start working.

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So You're not gonna pass this essay because that's not long enough.

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No. I I feel like um it's m it was more of a rant than an essay.

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Mine ended up being an essay. An argument.

SPEAKER_05 10:47

Oh, I I thought you were uh it sounded more like a rant to me.

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Yeah, yeah. Well it started off as a rant and then I realized it sounds like an argumental essay.

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Okay.

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So that's what it ended up being.

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What was the uh counter-argument?

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The counter-argument was that Sundays are good.

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Okay, who who who had that?

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Uh the other guy in the class. And I don't like him, so I have to fight him.

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Okay.

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No matter what the the topic is, I'm gonna be against him because I just don't like the guy. I don't know who he is, but I won't like him. Whatever he says is wrong.

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He's like, I like Jackie Chan.

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Like, no, I'm gonna write a five-page essay on why I don't like Jackie Chan. Yeah. Okay. One, I'm gonna start this now. Let's start a fight.

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Oh yeah.

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One, he's Chinese, don't like it. Two, he's short. I don't know. I'm assuming. He looks short in the movies. Okay. I'm sure he's fine.

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He's taller than you.

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You know what? Three, he's taller than me. Okay, so don't care for it. Four, he's stronger than me. Don't care for that either. You know what? Uh five, his handstands look fake. Okay, fight me. Sure, they're real, but they look fake.

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Yeah.

The Jackie Chan Satire Bit

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I can do a better handstand than that.

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Yeah, that's not possible.

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I won't care how real it is. It's not possible. Um in conclusion.

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You hate Jackie Chan.

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I hate Jackie Chan. This essay was uh highly satirical. It was uh it it was supposed to be funny and not taken seriously. Oh, okay. Don't fight me, please. Is this name Matias? I have a lot of pent-up anger. Okay, so that was Sunday.

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Oh yeah. Monday you said that you were doing the Christmas decorations.

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Right, we didn't I uh yes. Yes, that's true.

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I went to work. I've been working evenings this week.

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Yay. Yeah. So I haven't really seen you.

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No, not not really.

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No, no, not really, no.

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Not really.

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No, no, no.

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Screw it up there. Uh okay, so is that Monday?

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That was Monday.

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Yeah. Tuesday?

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Tuesday was a day.

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Yeah, it was. That's true.

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My days have been like mediocre, kind of the same every day. Uh I drop off the kids, I come home, clean up a little bit, and then I get on the treadmill, and I I put homework out on my schedule. So that's what I do when I uh finish cleaning up in the morning.

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Yeah.

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So I get on the treadmill and I do my homework. And then I realized towards the end of my home workout time, I get distracted and I do something completely yes, but I'm still on the treadmill. So it's still multitasking. But I'm not doing homework anymore.

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No.

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So I'm not sure uh what to think about this.

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No. Uh no, that's did I have anything to say? I felt it felt like I had something to say, but then I forgot. So no.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

No. Alright, well that was Monday and Tuesday.

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Yeah.

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Um, Wednesday.

Weekdays Blur: Work, Workouts, And Distractions

SPEAKER_05 14:16

Yeah. I should I should work out. I should use the bike I have at home.

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You really should. I don't. No. You know what? There's gyms in the hotels. Oh, that's true. You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna gym at the hotels.

SPEAKER_03 14:30

Yeah.

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Why not? Maybe. Uh we'll see. Anyway, um, so Wednesday was a couple days ago.

SPEAKER_05 14:40

Yes.

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And then you have a story for me.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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Okay, so it happened, it started Wednesday night when I got home.

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The suspense.

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Mm-hmm. Uh my phone wasn't working.

SPEAKER_01 14:54

Oh my god. This is a horror story.

SPEAKER_05 14:56

Yeah, it is, because uh it's so scary when the phone's not working.

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Um It turns into a ghost.

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Yeah, I I couldn't uh call, I couldn't text, I couldn't uh use the internet, I couldn't uh I couldn't receive anything. I I was so locked from uh the outside world of sound like I thought you were gonna say I was so lost. Yeah, that too.

SPEAKER_01 15:22

My phone's not working and I'm lost. It doesn't take much, does it?

SPEAKER_04 15:30

No, I'm I get lost easily. Showers uh with uh uh phones not working, you know.

SPEAKER_01 15:41

You caught the reference.

SPEAKER_05 15:42

Yes. Good. Oh yes.

SPEAKER_01 15:45

Okay, so then what?

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That's why I get lost in the shower, because I don't have the phone with me.

SPEAKER_01 15:52

You need to get a waterproof phone so that you can take it into the shower with you on second thought? Maybe not.

Phone Failure Panic And The Mystery SIM

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No, uh I uh I tried to restart it like a billion times at least. And uh counted. Yeah, I did. And uh no, it nothing worked. Then uh the day after I sent you a mess uh message on uh messenger uh on my computer instead, because that worked. And uh so um yeah, we uh a very frustrated message. Oh, frustrated and uh panicky and yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_01 16:30

All the feelings they just poured out at once. So if you could cry, you probably would have.

SPEAKER_05 16:36

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:37

Oh yeah.

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So um you came and picked me up.

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I saved you. Yeah, you did.

SPEAKER_05 16:43

You tried to.

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I'm trying to save you. Yeah. It was an attempt. You gotta give me credit here.

SPEAKER_05 16:51

Uh so yeah, we uh we did everything we could or but nothing worked.

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And it died.

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Yeah. Uh so yeah.

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I said, I'm sorry, we could ever we we did everything we could. Yeah. You didn't make it.

SPEAKER_04 17:07

No. We we tried CPR and We tried changing the SIM card. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:14

Also CPR.

SPEAKER_04 17:15

For for some reason I thought you were gonna say changing the diaper.

SPEAKER_01 17:20

We changed it's diaper, didn't work. You never know.

SPEAKER_05 17:25

So yeah, no, and nothing worked, but I did remember that I a few months ago, at least two months ago, I got a new SIM card uh uh in the mail. And I'm like, what I don't need a new SIM card. What's this about? But so I I didn't really think about that. And the funny thing about the that letter is that you know it comes in the uh SIM card thing, uh but it uh it was no letter with it, so it didn't say anything. It j they just sent the SIM card. So I didn't know what that meant. Yeah. I'm like, did I uh fix a new one? Or I I I had no idea. And since if they just put a letter in it and um explained why I should uh change it, I would have done it earlier. Yeah. But now I didn't get any message at all.

SPEAKER_01 18:26

So yeah. You know what? Random mail is kind of fun sometimes though.

SPEAKER_03 18:31

Yeah. Uh can be.

SPEAKER_01 18:32

I I got random mail this week. I was laying on the couch and then I got a message saying, Oh, your package arrived, or whatever mail arrived. I was like, Okay, what's that?

SPEAKER_03 18:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:45

I don't remember ordering anything. I mean, mm-and and then I went out and I saw that it was something that I had ordered, but I but I expected it to come in a lot later. Um it was my international driver's license or permit.

SPEAKER_05 19:03

So you're okay, you got it now.

SPEAKER_01 19:05

Yeah.

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Awesome.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

I can drive in the States again for at least a year.

SPEAKER_05 19:09

Yeah. Uh more about that in another episode.

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Future episodes.

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Yeah.

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Okay. Uh so that was my surprise mail.

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Yeah.

Surprise Mail And The Fix

SPEAKER_01 19:20

It was kind of fun, but I mean, I was slightly disappointed as well. I was like, oh, well, I was hoping for something more fun.

SPEAKER_03 19:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:28

More of a surprise. I mean, this is good and everything, but I was hoping for a fun gadget that I completely forgot that I ordered.

SPEAKER_05 19:36

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 19:37

But I do that sometimes.

SPEAKER_05 19:39

Yeah. I um when I got home last night, uh huh, I uh tried ch um changing the SIM card and it worked.

SPEAKER_01 19:50

Perfect.

SPEAKER_05 19:50

Perfectly. No problem. No problem at all. And uh I uh yeah, I called my mom in the middle of the night just to try it.

SPEAKER_01 19:58

Hi mom. I'm home.

SPEAKER_05 20:02

Uh and then I sent a text to you.

SPEAKER_01 20:05

Mm-hmm. But I was sleeping.

SPEAKER_05 20:06

Y you were.

SPEAKER_01 20:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 20:08

I wasn't sure if you got it because you never answered uh you didn't answer it uh in the morning either.

SPEAKER_01 20:15

Because I didn't want to wake you up.

SPEAKER_05 20:16

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:17

I usually wait for you to text me in the morning before I, you know, ans talk to you.

SPEAKER_05 20:23

Yeah.

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Because I know I'm always up before you. Not always. No. But you know.

SPEAKER_05 20:28

Yeah. I mean especially my evening shift weeks. Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_01 20:34

I feel like we have this unwritten agreement that, you know, whoever is expected to wake up later will send the first text.

SPEAKER_05 20:43

Yeah, I I didn't I I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_01 20:47

That's just how we've always done it.

SPEAKER_05 20:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:49

It's how it's been how it's been for a while now.

SPEAKER_05 20:51

I I never thought about that because uh I know that you don't you have your sound off, so I I can send whenever I want. If you can remember.

SPEAKER_01 21:00

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_05 21:01

Yeah.

Unwritten Texting Rules Between Friends

SPEAKER_01 21:02

But uh I mean like when I know that you're waking up earlier, I usually wait until you text me. Uh yeah. And then if when you work in the mornings, you usually don't write to me. But I write to you when I wake up.

SPEAKER_05 21:18

Yeah. Sometimes I write to you when it's six-ish, because I know you wake up then.

SPEAKER_01 21:24

Yeah, I my alarm's at s yeah, it's at six.

SPEAKER_05 21:26

I mean, uh it's just stupid if I try before because you're not gonna see it anyways.

SPEAKER_01 21:32

Yeah, and then expect me to answer and I'm sleeping.

SPEAKER_05 21:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:36

And then get mad at me for not answering and be like, okay, good night, Lauren, or whatever. Like, yeah, good night, I'm still sleeping.

SPEAKER_05 21:45

But now, good morning.

SPEAKER_01 21:47

Yeah, I'll say good morning now, but I was sleeping.

SPEAKER_04 21:50

Yeah, but then good night.

SPEAKER_01 21:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:53

Okay.

Teaching Gymnastics And A Calf Disaster

SPEAKER_01 21:54

Okay, I have a story about yesterday. Okay, good. Which was Thursday. Uh I went to gymnastics. I taught children's gymnastics, and uh this group has been especially difficult for me, so I figured I'm gonna do something different. For once, we only have two classes left of the term. So I thought for warmups, we are going to dance to cotton eye gel. I have not taught these girls cottonai, but uh I know that uh couple years ago when I taught my advanced group, plural groups, okay, uh, then part of the lessons, I mean one of the lessons in the term was to learn cottonai joe, which is basic like dance steps. Like learning dance steps and uh counting to it.

SPEAKER_05 22:53

I don't know if you know anything what I'm saying, but I uh I um I understand the words that you say.

SPEAKER_01 23:01

Okay. Yes. To dance to the tucked, yeah, you talked to the beat. You count them out anyway, whatever. I don't want to explain this anymore.

SPEAKER_05 23:11

No, no, it's okay.

SPEAKER_01 23:12

So what I did was first I fought with the speaker because it wasn't working for me.

SPEAKER_05 23:18

Physical or yeah, physically.

SPEAKER_01 23:21

I had to tackle it. Like connect to the Bluetooth, uh, and swears and stuff uh internal. I don't swear out loud. Not around the kids. I'm better than them. Okay. Um, so I fought the speaker, and when I got it to cooperate, I just ran out in front of them and I started doing the dance, and I just expected them to follow along. And so I did that, and the song is not exactly short, and I did the dance throughout the entire song. And uh I noticed like mid-song, my legs are getting a little bit tired. So I started doing like variations of the dance to comfort my legs, which are getting a little sore, but it didn't feel really that bad at the time. But when the song was over and I walked away to turn the music off, then I noticed I'm having a really difficult time walking. My left left calf what? Left left my left calf got really, really sore. Uh like to the point where it felt like the entire muscle was a rock. Oh. And it hurt so bad. And so I just had to keep going for the rest of the evening like that. And I was also going to lead spinning after. So I after I taught gymnastics, I went home to have, you know, a small dinner, but I was like, oh my god, my leg hurts so bad. I don't know if I can do this. But I did it. I went and I did spinning. We had a Christmas themed spinning and it was really fun. The people liked it. I uh uh I mean it was sore, my leg, but it wasn't like so bad.

SPEAKER_03 25:15

No.

SPEAKER_01 25:15

Uh I survived.

SPEAKER_03 25:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:18

And that was my story. I took like three different magnesium pills and a scoop of protein powder in some almond milk and hope for the best.

SPEAKER_03 25:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:29

And it did get better. I mean, it it still is a bit bothersome, but it's not nearly as bad as it was yesterday.

Break And December Vibes

SPEAKER_05 25:40

Bothersome. I like that word.

SPEAKER_01 25:41

It is a word. I used it. Yeah. It's a good word.

SPEAKER_05 25:44

I never used it. You don't have to. No, but I I I I just realized that I like it.

SPEAKER_01 25:52

Oh, alright. Maybe it's a word that you can use at some point.

SPEAKER_05 25:55

Yeah, maybe I should.

SPEAKER_01 25:56

For like mad limbs?

SPEAKER_05 25:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:58

It's an adjective.

SPEAKER_05 25:59

It is. That's true.

SPEAKER_01 26:01

We need more adjectives in our lives.

SPEAKER_05 26:04

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:06

Do you have any stories about yesterday? Thursday?

SPEAKER_05 26:08

Thursday? No. No, that was that.

SPEAKER_01 26:12

Alright. Would you like to take a break and then movie on and maybe do some mad limbs? Yeah. So you can use your new word.

SPEAKER_05 26:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

Alright. Would you like to take a break?

SPEAKER_05 26:21

Let's take a break.

SPEAKER_01 26:22

We'll be right back.

SPEAKER_05 26:23

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

I muted us. Oh. Ah, but now we're back.

SPEAKER_05 26:37

Now we're back.

SPEAKER_01 26:38

We are back.

SPEAKER_05 26:39

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 26:40

Alright.

SPEAKER_05 26:41

Finally. Took a while.

SPEAKER_01 26:44

Okay, but we're here and it is Friday.

SPEAKER_05 26:47

It is Friday.

SPEAKER_01 26:48

It's Friday. It's 2 30.

SPEAKER_05 26:51

In the middle of the day.

SPEAKER_01 26:52

In the middle of the day.

SPEAKER_05 26:53

In the middle of the day.

SPEAKER_01 26:55

In the middle of the day. It's December 5th.

SPEAKER_05 26:58

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 26:59

Happy December.

SPEAKER_05 27:00

Happy December.

SPEAKER_01 27:01

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_05 27:02

Yeah, and we're here. I'm having my uh Christmas socks on.

SPEAKER_01 27:05

I have my Christmas scrunchie.

SPEAKER_05 27:08

Good.

SPEAKER_01 27:09

Yeah. And we watched movies.

SPEAKER_05 27:11

We did.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

What do you like to movie on?

SPEAKER_05 27:13

Let's move on.

SPEAKER_01 27:14

Alright, so tonight we watched The Mighty uh today? No. This this morning. What?

SPEAKER_05 27:20

What?

SPEAKER_01 27:20

Did I say tonight? Yeah, you. Oh well, today we watched The Mighty Ducks.

SPEAKER_05 27:25

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 27:26

We also watched Cobra. Yeah. Cobra.

SPEAKER_05 27:28

Cobra.

SPEAKER_01 27:29

Cobra Kai. No. Is what I wanted to say.

SPEAKER_05 27:32

Don't guess it's wrong.

SPEAKER_01 27:33

Which is why I took the pause, but I You didn't have to. I guess not.

SPEAKER_05 27:38

It's a long pause. It was a really long pause. There's nothing after it.

SPEAKER_01 27:44

Just a forever pause. Yeah. Okay, so uh uh you get to tell me about the Mighty Ducks.

SPEAKER_05 27:51

The Mighty Ducks stars Emilio Esteves. Uh he plays Gordon Bombay. And if uh you don't know who he is or the character, you can go to IMDB for the world.

SPEAKER_01 28:04

Wow, good information.

SPEAKER_05 28:05

Or watch the movie.

SPEAKER_01 28:07

Are you gonna say this every m every week now?

SPEAKER_05 28:09

Maybe.

SPEAKER_01 28:10

Oh my gosh. Let's skip that part and assume everyone knows.

SPEAKER_05 28:13

Yeah. No. Okay, so this movie is about a guy who is a lawyer or something, and uh he gets into trouble or uh he's driving drunk.

SPEAKER_01 28:26

Which is trouble.

SPEAKER_05 28:27

Yeah, that's trouble with the law. So he has to do what is it called?

SPEAKER_01 28:32

Community service.

SPEAKER_05 28:34

Community service. And um yeah, he has to uh coach a hockey team uh uh you know, kids, hockey team. And uh they're not that great in the beginning, and he tries to make them better. At first he tries to make them worse and then uh he gets better, and they get better. Everything gets better.

SPEAKER_01 29:00

And it's a happy ending.

SPEAKER_05 29:01

It's a happy ending. Uh yes.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

That was the best bad summary I've heard so far. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:11

Uh yeah, I think that's good.

SPEAKER_01 29:14

Uh so things were bad and then they were good at the end.

SPEAKER_05 29:19

Things things were bad, then they got a little bit worse, and then they got good again.

SPEAKER_01 29:25

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_05 29:26

So yes. What did you think about this movie?

SPEAKER_01 29:29

I enjoyed this movie. I don't remember ever seeing it before, but I've always known about it. So it was interesting watching it.

SPEAKER_05 29:39

Yeah. Uh I'm the same I'm the same.

SPEAKER_01 29:42

You're the same.

SPEAKER_05 29:43

Yeah, I haven't seen this movie and I always known about it, and uh I always wanted to see it, but never got around to it.

SPEAKER_01 29:51

Oh, I never actually wanted to see it.

SPEAKER_05 29:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 29:54

I just heard of it.

unknown 29:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 29:56

But I enjoyed it. It was good.

SPEAKER_05 29:58

So you're you're glad that you saw it.

SPEAKER_01 30:01

I am good.

SPEAKER_05 30:02

Good, good. So yeah. Do you have anything else?

SPEAKER_01 30:05

What did you? Oh. Did you like it?

SPEAKER_05 30:08

I did like it.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

Good.

SPEAKER_05 30:09

I'm sorry. Uh yes, I did like it.

SPEAKER_01 30:11

I don't remember if you actually answered that or not. I don't remember. Assuming you did?

SPEAKER_05 30:16

I don't think so, but uh I I did like it. Okay.

Movie Night: Cobra And Stallone Trivia

SPEAKER_01 30:19

And uh yeah, it was funny, and uh you I thought that there were actors in this movie that uh were not who I thought they were.

SPEAKER_05 30:31

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 30:32

I thought that I saw Steve Carell.

SPEAKER_05 30:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

Steve and Fry.

SPEAKER_05 30:36

Yeah, who I repeatedly told you was Joss Ackland.

SPEAKER_01 30:40

Right, right. I also thought that I saw Oh, Adam Sandler?

SPEAKER_05 30:47

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

It wasn't Adam Sandler.

SPEAKER_05 30:49

No. Uh wait a minute, that wasn't this movie though.

SPEAKER_01 30:52

Oh. This was a different movie that I saw Adam Sandler. That was the next movie. Well, I was wrong there too.

SPEAKER_05 30:59

Yeah, but there was another actor you talked about.

SPEAKER_01 31:03

Yeah, who was that? The guy from The Breakfast Club is all I can think of. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 31:08

But that was correct.

SPEAKER_01 31:09

Oh, yeah, I guess so.

SPEAKER_05 31:11

Emilio Esteves. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:13

That's his That was him. Anyway.

SPEAKER_05 31:15

Anyway.

SPEAKER_01 31:16

Maybe Sam Jackson. I know that I mentioned him. I don't know which movie that was, though. Now I'm second guessing myself.

SPEAKER_05 31:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:22

Oh, Mel Brooks.

SPEAKER_05 31:24

Mel Brooks, yes. Sorry. That was the boss guy.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

Mel Brooks was not in this movie. No. One more thing. Sorry, backing up a bit. The Mighty Ducks, uh, I thought was Karate Kid. Oh, yeah. At first, it started off like Karate Kid. Kind of went on like Karate Kid. Yeah. Uh it's like you know, if you take, yeah, they mention Karate Kid. If you take Daniel Arusso and split him up into like 15 pieces, because I'm assuming there were 15 kids. I didn't count them. But if you did that, he'd be like really bloody and gross.

SPEAKER_05 31:58

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_01 31:59

I'm gonna tell you about Cobra. Wait, no. Uh if you did that, then he uh you would recreate the Mighty Ducks uh karate kid style.

SPEAKER_05 32:10

Yeah. It it kind of felt like a cobra. It also felt like Cobra Kai because uh of the um flashbacks he had, like uh Johnny Lawrence did in Cobra Kai.

SPEAKER_01 32:24

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:25

So yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:26

Yeah, yeah. There was also someone in the credits with the last name LaRusso, which was just too much. Anyway, that was that movie. Yeah. Unless you have something more to say.

SPEAKER_05 32:36

No.

SPEAKER_01 32:36

Now I'm gonna talk about Cobra. Okay. Kai. No. Cobra.

SPEAKER_05 32:40

Just Cobra.

SPEAKER_01 32:41

Cobra without the Kai. I think that's the title. Cobra without the Kai. Yeah. This is a movie with Stallone trying to go forward forward.

SPEAKER_05 32:51

Stallone?

SPEAKER_01 32:52

Uh Steven. Uh Sl uh Sylvester.

SPEAKER_04 32:59

Sylvester?

SPEAKER_01 33:01

Slytherin.

SPEAKER_04 33:02

Slytherin Stallone.

SPEAKER_01 33:07

Okay, Sylvester Stallone. Also, his wife.

SPEAKER_05 33:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:16

Okay. Huffelpuff. Hufflepuff, I think is her name. It's the hare. Yeah. Um, okay, so in this movie, Stallone has his wife, who is not his wife in the movie, but she's there. And uh she's Danish, which is something I know somehow. Also, uh there's a bad guy and they go after the bad guy. Yeah. Right?

SPEAKER_05 33:42

Yeah, the bad guy wants to kill her.

SPEAKER_01 33:44

Oh yeah. Yeah, of course. She he does. For some reason.

SPEAKER_05 33:48

She she witnessed Oh, him. Yeah. His car. She saw his face. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:55

I would kill someone. Oh, oh, okay. She witnessed him killing someone. Yeah. He didn't want to just kill her because she saw his face.

SPEAKER_04 34:03

You saw my face.

SPEAKER_01 34:04

Is this the Phantom of the Opera?

SPEAKER_04 34:07

Oprah.

SPEAKER_01 34:08

Oprah. Oh, okay, okay, okay. So then things explode, people catch on fire, and there's a helicopter. And the bad guys get beaten up.

SPEAKER_03 34:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:18

And that's the movie, I think.

SPEAKER_05 34:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:20

What am I missing?

SPEAKER_05 34:21

Not much.

SPEAKER_01 34:21

Alright. Do you like this movie?

Mad Libs Mayhem: Christmas Cats

SPEAKER_05 34:24

I love this movie. Oh, good. Yeah. It's uh a great action movie. And um one of my favorite uh Stallone movies, I would say. It's not very plot heavy. I mean it's uh it's a very standard plot to uh m the movie, but I like it. It's entertaining. Uh fun fact about the movie you know uh Stallone was actually supposed to be in Beverly Hills Cop that we watched.

SPEAKER_00 34:50

Right.

SPEAKER_05 34:50

And uh he wanted it to be more serious because they wanted to make an action comedy.

SPEAKER_01 34:56

So he And he just wanted to make an action action.

SPEAKER_05 34:59

Yeah, he left the project and made this movie instead.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

Alright.

SPEAKER_05 35:03

So this movie was like his version of Beverly Hills Cop. Oh and fun fact in Beverly Hills Cop 2, they have the poster of Cobra in uh Billy Rosewood's apartment.

SPEAKER_01 35:16

Aw.

SPEAKER_05 35:18

That's cool. Fun facts. Yeah. So what did you think about this movie?

SPEAKER_01 35:23

I also like this movie.

SPEAKER_05 35:25

Okay. You're not a big fan.

SPEAKER_01 35:28

I I half knew what was going on. I don't know if you noticed by uh when I was telling the the summary. I mean I wasn't a hundred percent sure what was going on, but there were people and they were doing things and things exploded, and there was also a helicopter. I saw that.

SPEAKER_05 35:45

Yeah. Maybe easier if you like pay attention to the movie.

SPEAKER_01 35:48

I was paying attention to the movie. Yeah. I was watching the movie.

SPEAKER_05 35:52

Yeah, yeah, you were. I I was not paying that much attention.

SPEAKER_01 35:56

I was a little disappointed because it looked like it was set in a different location than I thought it was. It was only in California. Yeah. And I got distracted by a bridge.

SPEAKER_03 36:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:08

Mm-hmm. A very scary bridge.

SPEAKER_03 36:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:10

Anything else?

SPEAKER_03 36:12

No.

SPEAKER_01 36:12

Okay. We only have a little bit of time left. Do you want to do a couple mad libs before we wrap this up?

SPEAKER_05 36:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:19

Okay. Because tell me why.

SPEAKER_05 36:22

Because we're gonna do the drunk uh uh karaoke mad libs.

SPEAKER_01 36:27

Do we have any drunk karaoke mad libs right now?

SPEAKER_05 36:30

We do have that.

SPEAKER_01 36:32

Uh, but we're not gonna do them.

SPEAKER_05 36:34

No, no, not right now. No.

SPEAKER_01 36:36

We're gonna do cats.

SPEAKER_05 36:37

Yeah, we're gonna do regular mad libs. Mad libs here.

SPEAKER_01 36:42

Alright, mad libs. Number one noun.

SPEAKER_05 36:46

Caterpillar.

SPEAKER_01 36:47

Adjective.

SPEAKER_05 36:48

Bothersome?

SPEAKER_01 36:49

Ooh, that's a good word.

SPEAKER_05 36:50

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_01 36:51

Verb ending in ing.

SPEAKER_05 36:55

Yeah. Helping.

SPEAKER_01 36:56

Adjective. That was a good one. I'm gonna say that to all of your words to make you feel better.

SPEAKER_05 37:00

Okay. I'm I'm gonna go Christmas now. Jolly.

SPEAKER_01 37:03

Uh jolly. Alright.

SPEAKER_05 37:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:05

I mean caterpillar and bothersome and helping can also be Christmas words.

SPEAKER_05 37:09

Yeah. Yeah. It can be. Christmas and caterpillar.

SPEAKER_01 37:13

Christmas caterpillar. Yeah. Uh adjective.

SPEAKER_05 37:16

Faithful.

SPEAKER_01 37:16

Okay. Animal.

SPEAKER_05 37:18

Reindeer.

SPEAKER_01 37:19

What? Didn't see that coming. Adjective.

SPEAKER_05 37:21

Adjective. Um snowy.

SPEAKER_01 37:24

Noun.

SPEAKER_05 37:24

Slave.

SPEAKER_01 37:25

Number.

SPEAKER_05 37:26

Twenty-four. Or twenty-five if you want. But uh twenty-four. It's twenty-four here, so.

SPEAKER_01 37:32

To me it's twenty-four.

SPEAKER_05 37:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:34

Type of liquid.

SPEAKER_05 37:35

Oh, eggnog.

SPEAKER_01 37:36

Mm. Yum. Noun.

SPEAKER_05 37:38

I'm gonna go with sack. You know, Santa sack.

SPEAKER_01 37:44

Keep it clean.

SPEAKER_04 37:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 37:47

No, no, no. I'll take it.

SPEAKER_04 37:50

Chestnuts.

SPEAKER_01 37:52

Nipples? Yeah. Verb past tense. Chestnuts.

SPEAKER_05 38:00

Flu.

SPEAKER_01 38:00

Flu. Noun.

SPEAKER_05 38:02

I'm gonna go with snowman.

SPEAKER_01 38:05

Snowman. Adjective.

SPEAKER_05 38:07

Adjective.

SPEAKER_01 38:08

Cold vehicle.

SPEAKER_05 38:11

I already said sleigh.

SPEAKER_01 38:13

There's gotta be another Christmas vehicle.

SPEAKER_05 38:16

Sled.

SPEAKER_01 38:17

Okay. That's good too. Noun.

SPEAKER_05 38:19

What were you thinking?

SPEAKER_01 38:20

I was thinking of the train that goes around the tree.

SPEAKER_05 38:22

Ah.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

A noun.

SPEAKER_05 38:23

A noun. Okay. Two of them. Okay, two nouns.

SPEAKER_00 38:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:27

I'm gonna go with a chestnut. I'd never another one. And another one. I'm gonna say tree.

SPEAKER_01 38:38

Adjective.

SPEAKER_05 38:39

Excited.

SPEAKER_01 38:40

Yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_05 38:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:42

This one is called Nine Lives.

SPEAKER_05 38:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:44

It's Christmassy, but it's cats. Christmas cats. Alright, life number one. Oh, these are how the cat used its nine lives. Okay. Okay. It's good with background information. Anyway, uh, life number one. I ate a caterpillar, which was a bothersome mistake. Life number two. I didn't look both ways before helping the street. Jolly move.

SPEAKER_04 39:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 39:10

I'm not sure what you're supposed to help the street with, but yeah. Okay. Life number three. I was a bit too faithful when I teased the neighbor's reindeer. In other words, I did nothing with the reindeer.

SPEAKER_04 39:24

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 39:24

Nothing. Uh I was too faithful.

SPEAKER_04 39:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:28

Don't look at me like that. I didn't do anything with the reindeer. Life number three. Uh four was what I said.

SPEAKER_05 39:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 39:35

I thought cats were supposed to be able to survive falls from snowy places.

SPEAKER_05 39:40

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 39:41

No, I guess not. That's not Life number five. I got locked in the sleigh for twenty four days without food or eggnog. What's a sack to do? Sack a cat.

SPEAKER_04 39:52

Locked in the sleigh.

SPEAKER_01 39:54

Definitely cannot escape the sleigh. Nobody picked me up and brought me inside. For 24 hours.

SPEAKER_04 40:01

Yeah, they they locked the door to the sleigh.

SPEAKER_01 40:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:05

Yeah, it's a problem.

SPEAKER_01 40:07

Yeah. And I didn't get eggnog.

SPEAKER_05 40:09

No, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 40:10

Not thrilled. Life number six. That's what killed me, was a lack of eggnog egg eggnog.

SPEAKER_05 40:16

Eknog.

SPEAKER_01 40:17

Eknog. Eggnack. Life number six. I flew into the washing machine. I got zoomies.

SPEAKER_04 40:25

Yeah, I mean, sounds like a cat to me.

SPEAKER_01 40:29

The spin cycle is a killer, let me tell ya. Okay, so went into the washing machine, could not find my way out. Life number seven. I chewed through the cord to the snowman. That was a cold shocker. Okay, half of that made sense. The other did not. I mean, uh well, they kind of went together, but it just overall doesn't make sense.

SPEAKER_05 40:52

Electric snowman?

SPEAKER_01 40:54

It's still cold.

SPEAKER_05 40:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:56

So you've got heating blankets and then you've got cooling snowmen. Freezing snowmen. Which makes the electric shock freezing. Yeah. I guess.

SPEAKER_05 41:05

Makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 41:06

Life number eight. I was keeping warm under the sled. Good choice. When my human decided to start it. A squished cat.

SPEAKER_04 41:17

Sit on it.

SPEAKER_01 41:19

You have squished under the sled.

SPEAKER_05 41:23

Let's start the sled.

SPEAKER_01 41:24

I should have just taken a nap in the chestnut basket. I have one tree left. Better make it excited. Okay. Interesting. Oh, look, a new uh section. I'm gonna write that. Yeah. Unicorns, mermaids, and mad libs. Wow. Here you go.

SPEAKER_05 41:45

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 41:46

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_05 41:47

Adjective?

SPEAKER_01 41:48

Frosty.

SPEAKER_05 41:50

Frosty. Plural noun.

SPEAKER_01 41:53

Christmas lights.

SPEAKER_05 41:54

Plural noun again.

SPEAKER_01 41:56

Trains. True choo trains.

SPEAKER_05 41:58

Color.

SPEAKER_01 41:58

Red.

What’s Ruining Our Lives

SPEAKER_05 41:59

Number.

SPEAKER_01 42:00

Twenty-five.

SPEAKER_05 42:02

Verb.

SPEAKER_01 42:03

Open. Opening presents.

SPEAKER_05 42:05

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_01 42:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:07

Type of liquid.

SPEAKER_01 42:08

Hot chocolate.

SPEAKER_05 42:10

Adjective.

SPEAKER_01 42:12

So funny.

SPEAKER_05 42:13

I uh happen to read something.

SPEAKER_01 42:15

Oh no. Don't do it. Adjective?

SPEAKER_05 42:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 42:19

Alright. Magical. Plural noun. Ornaments.

SPEAKER_05 42:23

Number.

SPEAKER_01 42:24

Let's see. Oh, twelve. Twelve days of Christmas.

SPEAKER_05 42:27

Yeah. Adjective.

SPEAKER_01 42:29

Adjective. Expensive.

SPEAKER_05 42:30

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:31

I have children.

SPEAKER_05 42:33

Noun.

SPEAKER_01 42:34

Fireplace. Because that's mom's favorite movie.

SPEAKER_05 42:36

Mm-hmm. Silly word.

SPEAKER_01 42:40

Um, the Hawaiian word. That one's funny.

SPEAKER_05 42:43

Melekalikemaka.

SPEAKER_01 42:44

Yeah. You can guess.

SPEAKER_05 42:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 42:47

Then you can read it.

SPEAKER_05 42:49

A place.

SPEAKER_01 42:50

Mood Poolen.

SPEAKER_05 42:52

Moodpoolen.

SPEAKER_01 42:53

The North Pole.

SPEAKER_05 42:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 42:54

I showed you that video, right? Yes. I must have. I love that one. It's one of my favorites.

SPEAKER_05 42:58

Yeah. Last week we talked about the ho bo. This time it's moodpoolan. Next week we have to say something about uh sick child. Sick child, yeah. Adjective.

SPEAKER_01 43:13

I'm gonna say uh bright.

SPEAKER_05 43:16

Noun.

SPEAKER_01 43:16

Noun. Gingerbread house.

SPEAKER_05 43:19

Verb ending in I and G.

SPEAKER_01 43:22

Sleeping. Because you're supposed to sleep so Santa can come. Over and leave presents.

SPEAKER_05 43:28

Yeah. Sleeping.

SPEAKER_01 43:30

I saved it. I realized that was a bad place to end my sentence.

SPEAKER_05 43:38

Part of the body.

SPEAKER_01 43:41

Chest nuts. No. Part of the body. I don't know. Beard. That's a body part.

SPEAKER_05 43:49

That is a bar department. It's part of your body part.

SPEAKER_01 43:52

Bardybard. Um bardi bar?

SPEAKER_05 43:54

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 43:56

Okay. Alright, here we go. How to hatch a dragon egg, the Christmas version. Version. Version. Virgin. How to hatch a dragon egg, the Christmas virgin. We're rewriting the Bible. There's no Jesus, it's a dragon.

SPEAKER_03 44:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:20

Um, anyway, while most eggs need frosty love and care for the Christmas lights inside to survive. Dragon eggs thrive on danger. In fact, the trains of red dragons require a 25-foot drop in order to open open.

SPEAKER_04 44:39

That's what made me laugh.

SPEAKER_01 44:43

Open open.

SPEAKER_04 44:47

Let's open open this up.

Closing, Schedule, And Live Karaoke Announcement

SPEAKER_01 44:50

Would you like to open open this up? Eggs of hot chocolate dragons. Mmm. Depend on magical lava from under underwater. I read underwear. Okay. Um, they depend on magical lava from underwater orn ornaments to heat the shells to temperatures of 12 degrees or more. That is not warm. It's very sensitive if 12 degrees is warm.

SPEAKER_04 45:22

Oh my god, it's boiling.

SPEAKER_01 45:24

It's 12 degrees. Calm down. Only then can the expensive dragonets inside finally hatch. But the fireplace of the skies. Wow, very dramatic. Okay, the fireplace of the skies. The melekalakimakle dragon. Melekalakimakle Dragon of the North Polin.

SPEAKER_04 45:49

Did I? Oh, yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_01 45:54

Cute. Okay. The dragon, mmm, because I said it twice already. The dragon of the North Pole is the most most bright gingerbread house layer of them all. I uh read that really weird. They have been spotted sleeping into the beard of hungry predators, hoping to be swallowed. Please eat me.

SPEAKER_04 46:18

Santa.

SPEAKER_01 46:19

Santa stops. Eat me.

SPEAKER_04 46:22

While you're sleeping. While you're sleeping.

SPEAKER_01 46:30

Let me read that one more time. Please. For everyone's entertainment, they have been spotted sleeping into the beard of hungry predators, hoping to be swallowed. Once they hatch, they cause quite a bellyache. That's the end of that.

SPEAKER_05 46:46

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 46:47

Very fun, very exciting.

SPEAKER_05 46:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:50

Uh yeah. Um this episode ended up being a lot dirtier than I expected. But it's all fun.

SPEAKER_05 46:58

It's okay.

SPEAKER_01 46:59

It's okay. We're all adults except for the ones who aren't adults here.

SPEAKER_05 47:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:03

Uh they don't count.

SPEAKER_05 47:04

That's me.

SPEAKER_01 47:05

We are out of time completely. So while we wrap this up or get to the end of this episode, you need to chug your sips.

SPEAKER_05 47:17

I'm all out of sips, so we're all out of episode. Yeah, what's ruining your life?

SPEAKER_01 47:22

I'm gonna tell you.

SPEAKER_05 47:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 47:23

Uh what's ruining my life is I have approximately that was a word.

SPEAKER_04 47:31

Silly word.

SPEAKER_01 47:31

Silly word, approximately. I have approximately two billion things going through my brain at once. Okay? So there's things I wanna do, there's things I have to do, there's things I uh eventually will do. I'm gonna get to it, I promise. And then uh all the things I have done, a little bit. That's like a 1%. Yeah. Because I don't really care about that anymore.

SPEAKER_05 47:56

No, they're in the rear view mirror.

SPEAKER_01 47:59

Exactly. Once it's behind me, it's like, okay, well, I did that. I thought of that, alright, what's next? Everything is what's next, what's next. And uh I have a feeling I might be skipping over things that were next, and I just uh didn't do it. So I go through my emails like a million times, and I see emails, oh well, I need to do something about that, and then keep going. Oh, oh, there's another one. I have to do something about that, and go to homework. So yeah, there's a lot.

SPEAKER_05 48:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:28

A lot, a lot, a lot. Uh what's ruining your life?

SPEAKER_05 48:31

What's ruining my life? I mean, it's the realisation. Is that a word? That is a word. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:38

We're testing out words today.

SPEAKER_05 48:40

Silly word.

SPEAKER_01 48:41

Silly word. Realization.

SPEAKER_05 48:43

Realization that uh I'm so dependent on my uh phone.

SPEAKER_01 48:49

That's a problem.

SPEAKER_05 48:50

And you are I am, but so am I. Everyone.

SPEAKER_01 48:53

Everyone is yeah, everyone with a phone is dependent on it.

SPEAKER_05 48:56

Oh yes, because we have our lives there. We we can't do anything uh without our phones almost. Because uh we uh we need to uh you know contact each other through the phone. We we can't verify ourselves without the phone anymore. Nope. Yeah. Basically.

SPEAKER_00 49:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:19

And yeah, it's it's a scary thought.

SPEAKER_01 49:23

Uh yeah, I uh you were without your phone for how many hours?

SPEAKER_05 49:27

Yeah 24. Yeah, 24 hours.

SPEAKER_01 49:31

And that was difficult.

SPEAKER_05 49:33

It was difficult and scary.

SPEAKER_01 49:35

You weren't even without a phone, you got to borrow your dad's.

SPEAKER_05 49:38

Yeah, yeah, I did. But I did I didn't uh have my uh I couldn't verify myself with his phone.

SPEAKER_01 49:46

No, I guess not.

SPEAKER_05 49:47

No.

SPEAKER_01 49:47

You can be like, yes, my name is Matias' dad.

SPEAKER_05 49:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:52

And uh yep, that's me.

SPEAKER_05 49:54

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 49:54

And you bought everything in under his name. Yeah. You're like, yes, of course, I'm Matthias' dad. Who else would I be?

SPEAKER_04 50:04

They're like, but why can't you just say your name?

SPEAKER_01 50:08

No, my name is Matthias's dad. What's his name? I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 50:13

I don't know my dad's name.

SPEAKER_01 50:15

Name is dad.

SPEAKER_04 50:16

I mean, uh, I mean uh Matthias's dad?

SPEAKER_01 50:21

Yeah, dad's name is dad, mom's name is mom. What, they have another name? I don't think so. They didn't tell me.

SPEAKER_03 50:27

No.

SPEAKER_01 50:28

Keeping secrets, and now I'm mad.

SPEAKER_03 50:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:30

Okay, uh, we really need to wrap this up. So can we?

SPEAKER_05 50:34

We we can.

SPEAKER_01 50:35

Thank you. Thank you for listening to the episode. It's been fun. We uh uh really have to get through this really quickly because I have to bring you to work.

SPEAKER_05 50:43

Yes, you do.

SPEAKER_01 50:44

And uh please, please, please join us for it live. Mad Lives, it's Christmas karaoke. If you haven't heard, why aren't you listening to the episode on December 13th on Twitch? So it's gonna be lots of fun. We're gonna be drunk. Yeah. Which is always fun. At least 90% of the time it's fun.

SPEAKER_03 51:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:02

The other times it's drama, which is also fun to watch. Yeah. Maybe. Or awkward. It's a fun story to tell later on. Anyway.

SPEAKER_05 51:10

We'll see what's what happens.

SPEAKER_01 51:12

Yes. We'll be back next Tuesday with another episode, which sounds like it's gonna be fun because we just now decided what we're gonna do. Thanks again. Have a nice life, and goodbye.

SPEAKER_05 51:23

Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_01 51:24

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SPEAKER_05 51:27

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SPEAKER_01 51:38

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SPEAKER_05 51:43

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SPEAKER_01 51:51

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SPEAKER_05 51:54

And we'll be back with another one next Tuesday on a podcast provider near you.

SPEAKER_01 52:00

Goodbye, Matthias.

SPEAKER_05 52:01

Goodbye, Lauren.