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[Leftovers] #166
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Let's start this off with me adjusting and sniffles. Excuse me, I'm gonna do that a lot. Please be nice to me while editing. Yeah, I will I don't feel good.
SPEAKER_00:No, I know.
SPEAKER_02:Um, did you have a thing for today?
SPEAKER_00:I was thinking about the deep dive.
SPEAKER_02:Uh what was it was giving bad news to someone. Yeah. Right? Oh, that's funny. Oh, that's funny.
SPEAKER_00:Is it? Oh yeah. Good. Oh my eyeball. No, it it it's just I feel like I've done that a lot lately, and I'm like, maybe I should be better at at it.
SPEAKER_02:Giving bad news?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Oh or not bad news, but uh, you know, what could be considered bad news for breaking the ice, I guess, in a way. Yeah. Well.
SPEAKER_02:However, you want to put that.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. But yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. Well, let's see how that goes. And I I prefer more than four hours of sleep, but we'll see. And I don't really want to edit for that long because no. Excuse me. I'm just so tired.
SPEAKER_00:Okay. So Do you want to keep talking? I want to. Should we start soon?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, we should do that. I can't breathe.
SPEAKER_00:I think it's my turn to talk, right? Yes, it is. So yes.
SPEAKER_02:I was too slow. Uh Yummy. Alright.
SPEAKER_00:Alright.
SPEAKER_02:Anyway.
SPEAKER_00:Uh our universe is just expanding. Uh we don't know the you know, uh uh would have been even nicer if I didn't have to actually pay for me.
SPEAKER_02:Okay, okay. But the experience itself, yeah. The the price wasn't what I asked.
SPEAKER_00:No, no, no. I I mean I liked it, but uh it's it's not our fault, it's not their fault, it's work's fault.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. I didn't have to pay.
SPEAKER_00:You didn't, and I did have to pay, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Which is kind of dumb.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, and the reason was so stupid.
SPEAKER_02:Prostitutes.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:The reason was prostitutes. You were accused of getting a prostitute.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:And Is he really to believe that you would purchase uh such services and then hand it over to him the receipt and be like, Can you pay for my prostitute, please? And then just kind of expect him to be like, Yeah, sure, fine, whatever. I get it.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Be a pal, man, bruh.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Come on, rude.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. But no one suspected you of uh prostitution.
SPEAKER_02:That I don't know, but no one accused me of being a prostitute.
SPEAKER_00:Well, they did you still got paid.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. I mean, at least my boss, I mean, sh was a woman. And she was like, Yeah, I get it. Go ahead. Get it, girl.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. You go, girl.
SPEAKER_02:You go, girl. Get it. Do that. You do you, and all the other things that girls like to say to each other. Yeah. Um, yeah. She she understood. It's like, hey, I got needs. She's like, yeah, that's okay. Yeah. You can have needs. I have knees. I have knees. Look, lady, I have knees.
SPEAKER_01:Like, so do I.
SPEAKER_00:Yes, you do.
SPEAKER_01:My knees. My needs. My knees. Very important.
SPEAKER_02:Uh but yeah. Yeah. That's all I really want to say about that.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I uh I just had my boring life. Well, I do have some updates. Kind of. Kind of big news. I don't know if I want to tell the hair yet, or should I?
SPEAKER_02:We can talk about it when it's happening. Yeah. I think.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. So you can cut that.
SPEAKER_02:No, uh, I'm not gonna cut 20 minutes of audio. Not all at once. No. I'll keep in my sniffs.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Like that video or video. That's some bites or whatever you call it that I did.
SPEAKER_02:Oh coughing. It was like five minutes of me coughing.
SPEAKER_00:Coughing and sniffling.
SPEAKER_02:Oh my god. That was awful. And then I did the same to you, like week after or something.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Good times. That was like fifth or sixth.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, that was in the beginning. That's when we had time to do stuff like that. More than now, it feels like. Or at least me.
SPEAKER_02:Anyway.
SPEAKER_00:Um excuse me.
SPEAKER_02:Cool. You can keep that if you uh no.
SPEAKER_00:No.
SPEAKER_02:How dare you? No. Um, let's see. No, okay. No, no, okay, okay, okay. Hold on. I don't know. Honestly.
SPEAKER_00:So you you were talking about the bald guy.
SPEAKER_02:I don't know who I was talking about. I don't think it was the bald guy. I think he had hair. But it wasn't Steve Austin.
SPEAKER_00:No.
SPEAKER_02:Or maybe it was. Yeah. And now I have no idea.
SPEAKER_00:He's bald.
SPEAKER_02:Alright. There was another guy who I recognized.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, because uh I I thought you meant uh Boss Worth.
SPEAKER_02:Maybe I did.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I don't know.
SPEAKER_00:No. And the other guard guy there was Kevin Nash, but I don't know if you his name sounds familiar. Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_02:Maybe I've seen him in other movies.
SPEAKER_00:He was the one with the estrogen who kept on crying at the rest of the movie. Yeah, I I I understand. I s uh I I yeah, so it was um okay.
SPEAKER_02:You n uh You wouldn't think that he would kill off Chris Rock.
SPEAKER_00:No. Spoiler alert.
SPEAKER_02:Whoops.
SPEAKER_00:But uh no, uh it's it's like um uh it's so it no uh uh uh Sand Sandler movie. Yeah, because this is uh like this is uh Nazi.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Um I don't know if that's a trigger warning or something. Nazis.
SPEAKER_00:Maybe, I don't know.
SPEAKER_02:I think you have to have a trigger warning at the beginning of every podcast episode now because there might be something that could trigger people.
SPEAKER_00:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:You have to be really careful about these things.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Um let's call them uh World War II bad guys.
SPEAKER_02:Right. The villains of war.
SPEAKER_00:And number four? Excuse me. That was that. Number five. No, um uh number five.
SPEAKER_02:Oh I'm sorry, can we pause? Okay. As a side note. Um Silence. Silence. Can we be quiet now? Thank you. Um, can you ask um uh what are appropriate ways to respond to bad news?
SPEAKER_00:I feel like we both could uh appropriate ways respond to bad news.
SPEAKER_02:And then possibly the opposite after that.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:The worst ways.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, we can we get that. Okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_02:Now we're back.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. I just think that's a lot.
SPEAKER_02:It's not that much.
SPEAKER_00:No. Rate per rate.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, maybe stillborn.
SPEAKER_01:Oh no.
SPEAKER_00:I can't hear it. No, I can't hear it.
SPEAKER_01:Cut it. Not funny. Bad Matthews.
SPEAKER_00:See? That is funny.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, but no.
SPEAKER_00:Uh why it's bad, uh, shuts down dialogue, makes the focus uh makes the focus your reaction, not the issue.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. How about sorry, sorry, hold on. Uh maybe just the top line.
SPEAKER_00:Immediate explosion.
SPEAKER_02:Or sorry. Uh yeah, maybe not the why it's bad.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_02:Just like skip over that part and go to the next one. Just for the timing.
SPEAKER_00:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:So you wanna do that again.
SPEAKER_00:Immediate explosion, yelling, swearing, crying uncontrollably at the person storming out. Uh number seven. Oh my god, what a word.
SPEAKER_02:Um Is that number seven?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Number eight. No, uh competitively. Com competitively. Yeah. Playing the victim competitively. I guess you found a pen uh found your penis again.
SPEAKER_02:I did. Yes, I did. Thank you.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Been searching.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. Sorry, I thought I was gonna sneeze.
SPEAKER_00:Okay. Yeah. Okay. But I um Okay, so gonna dirty our glasses.
SPEAKER_02:I did. I was trying to wipe the thing off, but I made it worse.