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[Leftovers] #167

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SPEAKER_00:

Is it the right one?

SPEAKER_02:

It's the right everything. Everything is right.

SPEAKER_00:

You checked it.

SPEAKER_02:

I didn't. That's when I asked if everything was right.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh okay.

SPEAKER_02:

If everything was doing what it was supposed to.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay. Did I answer you?

SPEAKER_02:

You said yes.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay. Uh because I didn't check.

SPEAKER_02:

No, I know. Uh I did check.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_02:

Because I knew that you were lying to me. Yeah, or didn't actually know.

SPEAKER_00:

Did I check my phone? I don't know what I did.

SPEAKER_02:

You were fixing with the microphone and stuff. Okay, you think.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, okay. Maybe that's I was checking the microphone. So I did check the microphone. Here. Yeah. Not on there.

SPEAKER_02:

Not the settings.

SPEAKER_00:

No. No. That's I'm not a scientist. No, I'm not a uh computer nerd. That's I don't I don't know things about computers. I'm not a techie.

SPEAKER_02:

No, I guess not.

SPEAKER_00:

No. That's you.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I'd say so. I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. But I know movies.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. You are a movie nerd.

SPEAKER_00:

I I am.

SPEAKER_02:

Not a technological nerd.

SPEAKER_00:

No.

SPEAKER_02:

And that's okay too.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. I'm i I'm the worst kind of nerd because I'm stupid too. I'm stupid and I'm a nerd. That's like two negatives. Which becomes a positive, right?

SPEAKER_02:

I don't see being a nerd as being negative.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay, no. Well, in school it wasn't very popular.

SPEAKER_02:

No. But nowadays I think we need nerds.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Nowadays I'm I'm sure nerds are more popular than what we were when I grew up. Or we grew up.

SPEAKER_02:

Mm-hmm. Well, being a nerd gets you money.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh yeah. Well, if you're a smart nerd.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Not if you're a movie geek like me.

SPEAKER_02:

You don't you don't you don't really do anything with it. You just like know things.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. I don't know what how could that possibly uh earn me money?

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know. This is a subject for another episode.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I think I think we can get to the bottom of this.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Remember this for next week.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Today is 167, so we've got time.

SPEAKER_00:

I was thinking, are we still uh thinking about doing uh uh bad words part two? Uh and I think so 169. Yeah. That's the day before my birthday.

SPEAKER_02:

Exciting.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. Yeah. That's that's fun.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Um I hope it's okay. I I am not getting any physical gifts for you.

SPEAKER_00:

No, that's that's fine.

SPEAKER_02:

I did. I did.

SPEAKER_00:

You did?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Well, I said the DNA test was coming in.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

But and we were gonna do the semla tour.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

And that's all I really have for you.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay. Uh the semla tour is still on?

SPEAKER_02:

I think so.

SPEAKER_00:

Well, that's mm physical enough for me.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. Semna.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Sigh. Do I have to do the semlatour?

SPEAKER_02:

Well, no, it was more like my sister texted me and I was trying to answer her, and then she texted me again while I was trying to answer her. So like it popped up over the keyboard. I was like, I can't answer you.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02:

And that's why I sighed. I signed her.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. So next week we are going to uh decide uh how to take advantage of your talent. Yeah. And today we are going to save my parenting life. Yeah. All right.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

All right. Hello. And welcome. Doing this again. To Roasty Toasty Ghostie. The podcast. Yeah. Yeah. My name is Lauren.

SPEAKER_00:

And I am Matias.

SPEAKER_02:

I just thought of something and I want to do it again.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_00:

We can read.

SPEAKER_02:

You won't remember, but I will. And then I'll give you looks when you're like doing it wrong.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Like you're doing it wrong.

SPEAKER_00:

You're like, what?

SPEAKER_01:

What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. Uh.

SPEAKER_00:

Did you call me an asset?

SPEAKER_01:

Ass hat.

SPEAKER_00:

So were we talking about the week?

SPEAKER_02:

Did you have anything special to say about the week? No.

SPEAKER_00:

No. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02:

Then I'm gonna skip ahead.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, we can do it.

SPEAKER_02:

And uh say that.

SPEAKER_00:

But uh okay, so this um Is that how you did it too? No. No? Okay. I uh I do it very easy.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_00:

I should have. No.

SPEAKER_02:

Now that I think of it, it feels like the easier way to go.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Just scream it and run away.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh okay, so yeah, the and it's it's pretty classic Adam Sandler, though, if you think about it.

SPEAKER_00:

Is it?

SPEAKER_02:

I think so.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

He uses that voice quite a bit when he's trying to be funny.

SPEAKER_00:

Well, in I mean I I Maybe not the stuttering so much. No.

SPEAKER_02:

But the way the voice goes like back and up.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, but I'm I feel like the movies I like best uh he's using his own voice. You know, the regular voice. And I I like I mean I like it that better. It's not like he's not funny if he does his regular voice. So I don't really understand why he has to do this voice.

SPEAKER_02:

Have you seen his stand-up?

SPEAKER_00:

Uh no.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_00:

Not really.

SPEAKER_02:

Because maybe that's what I'm thinking of.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02:

I definitely know that I've heard him use that voice more than this time.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, okay. Cause uh not so much in his movies, I think. Okay. I I uh now uh well I haven't seen all of his movies, but uh quite a few, and this is uh I mean th with the two of us.

SPEAKER_02:

Between the two of us. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh let me think. Uh so yeah, I don't know. I I don't uh and uh it's uh I I don't know. Um what else? Uh one thing I also noticed was uh when he was watching the video, that was of his brother, right? The video. The disc yeah, well yeah. The or the video with the girls.

SPEAKER_02:

Um, it wasn't his brother, it was um his niece, another girl, and that guy that he threw out the window.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh y oh yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Because he said you raped her.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh yeah, yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_02:

Which he did.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Okay, no, never mind.

SPEAKER_02:

Alright.

SPEAKER_00:

Alright. Anything else? You can cut that.

SPEAKER_02:

Yes.

SPEAKER_00:

Um, yeah. Um no. At the gym or no? Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

It has a lot to say about these things. Um, okay, I guess I have to reword. Alright, still a lot of words. But here we go. Okay. You hear the echo? Yeah. Cool. Two!

SPEAKER_00:

It's you. It's me. You're the only one who can make it echo.

SPEAKER_02:

Aren't you funny?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Treadmill.

SPEAKER_00:

Because I mean, like, okay, I I I'm gonna go from the trip because that's what where I've seen. You're free to do this.

SPEAKER_02:

Unless you're judging me.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm not judging you that much. Alright. Uh no, uh it's like when you um tell them uh uh you know with uh what would you say? Like uh not angry voice, but uh um yeah. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, if I have a harder tone.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Uh uh then they would still do the same thing anyway. So it doesn't it seems like it doesn't really matter. I heard right.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Alright, alright. Um that was a good one. Dick extraction.

SPEAKER_00:

Stretching.

SPEAKER_02:

I like extraction better.

SPEAKER_00:

Extraction.

SPEAKER_02:

It's like a removal, right?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, but stretching is more fun.

SPEAKER_02:

All right. Or if you look on this AI picture, yeah, I have three, which would be super helpful. I did the AI trend with the caricature, I tell the open eyes to draw a caricature of me based on what you know about me. Okay. And then it asks for like a reference, like a picture of you or a picture of your family or whatever.

SPEAKER_00:

I wasn't on on the picture. I noticed.

SPEAKER_02:

No, you weren't.

SPEAKER_00:

No.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know if you noticed, but it was already pretty squished.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I can try next time to see if it can squeeze you in there somewhere. Yeah. We'll see.

SPEAKER_00:

You know, it's or do one of us uh for roasty toasty ghosty.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, that would be better, I think. Um, you know, I've heard some backlash on these pictures because it's been a trend. A lot of people have been doing this.

SPEAKER_00:

I didn't know.

SPEAKER_02:

No, you're not on social media.

SPEAKER_00:

I don't know trends.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, I'm I'm uh updating you on this trend.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Um, there's been people bashing it because it's uh uh taking away from actual artists, and uh you know, AI is bad for the environment because of all the like power it takes, like electricity or whatever. Okay, which kills the environment, I guess.

SPEAKER_00:

I guess.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay. Uh so yeah, the uh those are the ones uh uh my hands feel a little bit better. I actually uh uh because I was complaining about that last week.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, a few weeks now, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, and uh that um I have been uh uh using the the what is it called?

SPEAKER_02:

Is it lotion?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, lotion for my hands. So it feels a little bit better.

SPEAKER_02:

Good.

SPEAKER_00:

Still not great, but better.

SPEAKER_02:

Alright. I have to find it first, which is um it's a mission. Uh very difficult thing to do is finding things.

SPEAKER_00:

Where do we get the mails? Is it uh like on the mail or is it comments on on BuzzFeed. Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

It shows up.

SPEAKER_00:

I don't know if we we're gonna do uh live Mad Libs at some point.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh. We will have to discuss this.

SPEAKER_00:

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02:

Alright.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Then uh