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Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

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Cold Open And Mic Beeps

SPEAKER_00

And there you go. Cool. Beep. Beep beep. Beep. Just uh the taxo alone in here and and he record for a couple hours. He'd like that. Though we just put that out.

SPEAKER_04

Could do now.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my knee. Okay. Yeah, that is mine. It is. That's mine.

A Quick Story From Work

SPEAKER_04

That's the other one. Yes. I'll keep my hands to myself. Would you like to tell your story? About who where where was she working?

SPEAKER_00

She was uh working at um services at the old people home there. Or um, you know, the one uh at the corner with the ramp and everything.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, okay, that's where we have meetings.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. That was uh old people home before.

SPEAKER_04

It still is. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Uh but she was working there.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

And she uh yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Hello. Hello. Okay, bye. Hello, hello. Alright.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that was that story. Yeah. I don't think she ate the trash though.

SPEAKER_04

That's gross. Why would she do that? Hello? No. Hello.

SPEAKER_02

Hey. Papa glim delegating kill.

SPEAKER_04

What? That's a shocker. Didn't see that one coming. So you're gonna hang out here until Papa gets home? Because he's insana, I'm guessing.

SPEAKER_02

Oh.

SPEAKER_04

So what? You're gonna be at Papa's house alone without adults for the whole night?

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

At some point. Why are you breaking my stuff?

SPEAKER_00

She's looking with her hand.

SPEAKER_04

Like she does. That was cool.

SPEAKER_00

That was you. Free Sai.

SPEAKER_04

Mmm, no. It's Papa Day. That's his own fault. Yeah. What about Henrik? Where's Henrik? Honey Oaksa. Does he not have keys? Where's his keys? Permitante. Unta turned into a motorcycle, I think.

SPEAKER_00

Or um chainsaw.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah, he's a chainsaw. Hey Henrik. Hello. Don't look at him.

SPEAKER_00

What?

SPEAKER_04

Well, are you gonna show it off? Are you showing it off to everyone? Is that what you're doing? He's really proud. Show Matias what you're so proud of.

SPEAKER_00

Everyone but me. What was it? Oh.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know. Oh, it's a my yaki. You know what? The microphone's over here.

SPEAKER_02

You meant that oxygen later.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Slurps. Can I? He wasn't going to anyway. Mama vet of Because you're paying off a t-shirt. That costs way too much money. Okay. I can't I can't stop looking at it. It's right there. Someone texted me.

SPEAKER_02

Welcome and sing some.

SPEAKER_03

Mama, there and you'll be okay. Cardboard.

SPEAKER_04

It was Osa who just copied the message that I sent her and sent it right back to me.

SPEAKER_03

That didn't answer any of my questions. Uh what am I doing? I'm buying.

SPEAKER_04

Ooh. Maybe we should interview Henry.

SPEAKER_00

About this mark.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Where do you see yourself in the next five years?

SPEAKER_01

Ooh.

SPEAKER_04

Yes. When I was it's gonna be full of marks. When I was when I just gave birth. Wow. Yeah. Oh mama!

SPEAKER_03

You can then speak gravit, Mama. I don't know. Are you sure about that? Can't discuss it, I feel. Mm-hmm. You never know nowadays.

SPEAKER_02

Oh.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. It's pretty warm out.

SPEAKER_02

Can you catch the palms up?

SPEAKER_00

No. No, this is what Lauren has to edit anyway, so.

SPEAKER_04

I'm keeping it forever. Okay. Where are you going? Where's your keys? Can you not get into Papa's? Freya said that you couldn't. Papa Day. Why are you guys here? Okay. Then you guys can go up to Papa. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

So you have to go on the start.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Were you scared? Isn't that what people say? You have a livred.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but with Ning. Oh. That's a different That's a verb.

SPEAKER_04

That means you're panicking, right?

SPEAKER_03

Me, you're ready, don't go sleep. Oh, that was nice of you.

SPEAKER_04

Did they say thank you?

SPEAKER_00

Were they livred?

SPEAKER_04

Is that when you fixed them from panicking?

Accidental ASMR Energy Drink Experiment

SPEAKER_00

ASMR. They are doing ASMR. I hate ASMR. Okay, that was kind of cool. Shaking up Mathew.

SPEAKER_04

This is the sound of Freya shaking up Matias' energy drink. Now let's open it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, okay. Be sure to film that though. Should I?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, see what happens. Should I? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Nothing happened.

SPEAKER_04

What? That's not fair. Wait. It's not even connected, is it?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_04

Wait, do it this way. What? Yeah. No. What? Because the microphone is coming in from the phone. You clip it off, Freya. Don't open it! Do you want to be on the podcast? We should interview it. We should interview Freya then.

SPEAKER_00

That's dusty.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, and now it's getting in the microphone. And now it's in my face. Hey buddy. It doesn't do anything when you're over here. It still doesn't do anything there.

SPEAKER_02

I love you!

SPEAKER_04

Thank you. Alright, you guys can go now. Thank you. Alright. Do you want to take my spot? Do you wanna record?

SPEAKER_00

She hasn't seen the movies.

SPEAKER_04

No, but you can tell her all about it. And then she'll be like, that sounds boring. Yeah. I won't like this movie. Alright, I'm gonna put it here.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Am I putting it here too?

SPEAKER_04

That's up to you. I can't decide things for you.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. I think that's what I said. Your dad?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he had a bad day. Oh yeah. Stop! No funny.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my gosh. As far as I'm concerned, he had many bad days.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I don't think he ever had a good day.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Anyway. So if he you should have uh had a good day if he had a good day. That makes sense. If he did. I don't think he did.

SPEAKER_04

So that's why he had a bad day.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Makes sense.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know what's going on. I think you're supposed to open this up.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

No. Bunnies don't go there. He wanted to show me this video yesterday. Okay. It was kind of funny. Silly bunnies.

SPEAKER_00

Why why didn't you you did see it yesterday? No.

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_00

Why not?

SPEAKER_04

Because I got home late and but just in time to put him to bed.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Movie Talk Holland Tunnel Detour

SPEAKER_04

Uh did you trim the trees on the side there by any chance?

SPEAKER_00

Uh no.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Okay. Just wondering.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. They keep hitting the car. Yeah. And smack. I'm waiting for it to smack me in the face.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Yeah, if you if you have uh the window open.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's gonna poke me in the eye.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, my eye. And then you will go down the same beckon where and the quicksand. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I think.

SPEAKER_00

Probably. Graves? No? No, that's what you all the yeah. He he he will do like the whole um he will the what's it called?

SPEAKER_04

What's the tunnel's name?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know what the tunnel is called, actually.

SPEAKER_04

It has it starts with an H. Hey Google, talk to me. Hey Google.

SPEAKER_00

I don't want it.

SPEAKER_04

What is the tunnel called that goes between Manhattan and New Jersey? Holland Tunnel. That's the one that I was thinking of. Okay. That's the one that we went through. Okay, so there was an accident in So weird.

SPEAKER_00

I guess the terrorists uh were big fans of this movie.

SPEAKER_04

I think so.

SPEAKER_00

And then they're like, hmm. They got ideas. Yeah, that's not focus on the tunnel. That's focus, you know, at the end of the movie. That's they especially like the end of the movie.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, that was poor taste. Not not the monster.

SPEAKER_04

My monster was not very good.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. No, that was good. It was my my comments that were well.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like I made the comment first during the movie.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Well, I I also had the thoughts like every time I saw the movie.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Yeah. Airy.

SPEAKER_00

Airy.

SPEAKER_04

Airy. Yeah. Airy.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's true.

Water Retention Weigh In Anxiety

SPEAKER_04

You get a breeze. That's nice. Uh oh. Sorry, yeah. Messing with my Did you break your pants? No. I'm trying to adjust everything. Okay, so yes, we did have lunch. Yes.

SPEAKER_00

This is not PC.

SPEAKER_04

What? Oh, you said. What am I saying? What? PC. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

No, it was the joke last week that I cut.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah. Not funny.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_04

Are you calling me C P? Yes. Rude.

SPEAKER_00

You were waiting for that coffee.

SPEAKER_04

I was. I don't want to cough while you're talking. That's not that's not fun.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_04

Um, let's see. What are your cons? No. Have you weighed yourself? Sorry, you can cut this, but have you weighed yourself?

SPEAKER_00

I have not weighed myself since maybe Thursday. Or Wednesday. But it was like uh 108.2 or so.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

But I also had my mom bought me uh watermelon. Uh and I'm like, okay, so that's gonna So I'm gonna pee in the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That's water weight too.

SPEAKER_04

So Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I mean it's not bad for me, but it you know ups my my weights.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, all that water. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Ante also bought watermelon yesterday. Okay. He saw the box of watermelons at Ika and he's like, Can I get one? I was like, no. He like just grabbed one and ran away with it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Like, fine. Yeah. Luckily it was a smaller one either.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah, no, he didn't get a small one.

SPEAKER_00

No, okay.

SPEAKER_04

No, it was like this big.

SPEAKER_00

And I cut it in half, so I took it like first half one night and then the other one, the other night.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Hey. Hey. I thought it was a kid, but it's a big kid. Hey Annie. Yes. Thank you. What'd you do? I had lunch like not too long ago. No. So did you. Yeah. You were also there. That's why I got the look like you're hungry already? Since getting DNA results, I've had I'm sorry. Let me pause. Record. Hello. Hello. Sorry. Excuse me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I did your thing. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04

You did my thing.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Upsetting. Anyway, I was saying.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. What is it about you and water attention?

SPEAKER_04

Retention.

SPEAKER_00

Retention.

SPEAKER_04

Water attention.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I heard attention.

SPEAKER_04

Water retention.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, what's with you and uh that? I whatever that is.

SPEAKER_04

Well, so I I uh I think I'm allowed to have a mini breakdown when small things happen. Okay. This things that can shi shift shit. I have one who has panic attacks over these things.

SPEAKER_00

I would be more panicked if I didn't.

SPEAKER_04

What's wrong with me? I'm not um fat.

SPEAKER_00

No, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

No, uh that was one of the words I used today.

SPEAKER_00

Uh um Are you more lenient than me? No, yeah, it's not the word I'm I'm thinking of. The word you were searching for before. Uh uh. Um when we were talking about variations and uh or yeah uh anyways.

SPEAKER_04

We have to rewind.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I guess so.

SPEAKER_04

Um what did I say?

SPEAKER_00

Cause I'm so hard.

SPEAKER_04

Cause you're so hot.

SPEAKER_00

Cause I'm so hard.

SPEAKER_04

Um, yes. Just like walking around, you're constantly hard. Oh my gosh. My entire kitchen just fell to the floor.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Sorry. What? Yes. Terminator two.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Because uh I mean um Oh we shouldn't fade out with that.

SPEAKER_04

You can do that, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah what?

SPEAKER_04

If you go in effects, you can fade.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. And uh what? What? Are we gonna end it like that?

SPEAKER_04

If you want, yeah, but maybe cut it to the end so that it will fade out into the music.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Fade Out Plans Musical Episode Pitch

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Uh sorry.

SPEAKER_00

Should we have that musical episode?

SPEAKER_04

We should have a musical episode, but it feels like when I start singing you get annoyed. So I I I don't want to have a singing musical episode.

SPEAKER_00

I I don't know how that would work.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know. You know what? I have to write up a script in which all the it's just lyrics that we can just sing back and forth and we'll have a conversation using music.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's fun. I'm gonna get onto that.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.