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81. FOLLiCULAR FALLOUT - thanks for nothing menopause, now i'm ugly, bald, and eggless.

ur moms bestie ✨ Season 4 Episode 81

Welcome to menopause kweens. 

This is the place where you feel nothing but dead inside, your thermostat is broken, your patience is thinner than your once luscious locks and lashes, and your gunt is popping off like ur in your second fuckin trimester on the fourth of JULY!

In this episode, we dive into the glorious chaos of perimenopause, menopause, and postmenopause. From hot flashes that feel like spontaneous combustion to mood swings that could put you on tge FBi'S watchlist lol.

That's why we’re unpacking the symptoms, stages, and survival strategies.

Me and Chat GPT break it all down -  bust myths, decode the hormone rollercoaster, and share real-life stories & coping tips (because wine isn’t always the answer… allegedly).

It’s not the end - it’s a hormonal rebirth. Just like the RiZZURECTiON.

EAT PRAY GET HRT KWEENS!

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