We begin with a follow up to last week's episode with more research into why Denise Crosby (Tasha Yar) left. Because I am not buying the party line here, and find out the departure of this nepo-baby was not quite as the PR made it out to be. Things were not adding up last week and I get some much needed closure. Thank you to Den of Geek for providing insight!

Check out their awesome article here: https://www.denofgeek.com/tv/star-trek-the-next-generation-tasha-yar-death/ 

Speaking of closure, it seems like literally no one else on the Enterprise remembers her existence, which is just like ice cold. Damn y’all, get some grief counselors on board. Or develop feelings, maybe wear a grief poncho? 

Anyway, in this episode a further dive into Picard’s taste in women is divulged as we meet one of his exes, who is like a walking narcissism machine in parachute pants. That’s right, Crusher has a romantic rival for Picard’s not affections, and perhaps in my own grief over Tar I find myself rooting for…Crusher? That can’t be right.

So basically they’re supposed to go on leave (HA!) when they get a distress call from this planet that has two people left, and Picard is acting really weird and is literally spanking a towel to the point of viewer discomfort because one of those two folks is some chick he stood up at a bar in Paris like several decades ago. 

Also there’s a casual time loop that’s like the secondary plot. Like time is randomly looping and people are way too calm about it. Turns out Parachute Pants’s husband is doing temporal experiments and just blew up a lab full of Lt. Singhs and Yars, because he does not care. But don’t worry guys, this 1% er and his wife were in a fancy reinforced second lab so they lived. His only problem is he’s having a tiiiiiiiiime seiiiiiizure! Crusher for once is right in saying “whoa, I don’t know what’s going on here” and Parachute Pants promptly starts setting up her “Plan B,” which is Picard. Ignoring her husband’s terminal illness, she instead flirts with Picard and it’s all just terrible.

In summation, Data saves everyone (again), fixes time, they get the buddy and her time breaking husband off the ship and they all can go back to their regular Yar-less lives. Data gets confronted by multiple Datas from different timelines during this episode and is so chill that I think the writers forgot about Lore. Or all of the Datas are experiencing PTSD at the same time? But no one cares about Data. :( Oh and it’s supposed to be like Casablanca.

Featuring: No mention of Yar, you disloyal losers/former coworkers. Picard dodging a bullet with this Parachute Pants science-digger (science is the new NFL in the future you guys)! To quote succinctly: “You don't mess with time! You don't f__k with time, m_____________r! “ - Rick and Morty. Picard punishing a very bad towel! Girl talk, Troi and Crusher dishing on their crushes while Crusher’s patient is dying behind her! No one getting leave! Maybe a fabricated STD test? 

Well guys, to paraphrase a famous line from Casablanca, “We”ll always have Yar, (even if y’all promptly forgot.)”

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You guys, TASHA YAR DIES IN THIS ONE. Like game over, no resurrection, straight up dead. I was not prepared for this, I knew the character was being taken out of the series but I assumed her character was getting transferred to like the more competent ship that Starfleet doesn't have a camera crew on! NOT COOL, TNG.

Oh, and making her death even worse is that Crusher basically tries to use a defibrillator ON TASHA'S BRAIN when trying to revive her. And literally no one steps in, so shame on everyone in that room, because I read an article about a kindergartner who saved his grandfather at an airport after he had a heart attack by using an AED by following the picture directions, so what the damn hell.

So I really don't care about the rest of the plot of this episode because I am legit angry since Tasha is my favorite character and she legit got an ignoble death. But basically, Troi crashes on this planet with a sentient BP Oil Slick who was abandoned by his fellow folks and is immortal and bored, so it likes to torture humans to force interaction. It's holding Troi hostage, who was on a shuttle coming back from a poncho convention before it crashed on this thing's planet. I think this creature can be rehabilitated, but Dave disagrees #spacism. If this evil oil slick has only had interactions with other organisms based off of injury than how does it know that friendliness might invoke the same amusement? Jeez, everyone is so judgmental. Plus, let's be honest, a giant oil blob monster would look awesome on a Starfleet Recruitment Brochure. 

Alas, everyone is just interested in being rude to the hapless oil blob monster and once again Picard is all about the Prime Selective Directive. 

Featuring: Riker getting hurt again (haha)! Tasha predicting a swift death for herself accurately because Crusher was around! Spaaaaace goooo! Data not understanding sand is very bothersome for human eyeballs! Biffles Worf and Tasha  bro-ing down for the last time! Anger throwing ice cubes because of senseless favorite character death (that's more a me thing)! Everyone being a jerk to this orphaned oil slick sentient being! Troi basically exchanging Tasha's life for a bunch of ponchos! Literally all of the leadership leaving the bridge! And so much more.

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Ok guys, you're in for a treat, Dave did this week's episode description as he doesn't remember this one that well:

This week the Prime Directive is suddenly a thing again as the Enterprise sets out to study a super cool star with a weirdly changing magnetic whatevers. The ship gets all friggin' bluey on them because no one thought powerful magnetic fields could harm computers and electrical systems. We then meet some other space freighter crew who actually make the Enterprise crew look real competent by comparison.

But it turns out the other space freighter crew were actually doing a drug deal! And this was a deal between the good farming people of Pawnee and the nicely dressed but evil people Eagleton! The planet names are different but this is basically the situation. Also, these people (spoiler) happen to be kind of like electric eels. Which is way cool! But we only get to see it briefly. Like twice.

There’s a lot in this one! While Riker is barely in this one, he does manage to get his left nipple electrocuted. Tasha, as always, is kicking ass and waiting for everyone to catch up. Picard decides this is one of the weeks where he will follow the Prime (Selective) Directive. Wes gets told that “Drugs are bad…m’kay”. And Crusher, in her first real act of medicining, is able to distinguish a plague from people high on narcotics (tepid applause).  

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So yet again, a Starfleet ship has gone missing. I mean at this point can they like budget in some Airtags or SOMETHING because this is really starting to look bad on Starfleet. How do you keep "losing ships?" Moreover, how do you keep losing all of the hundreds of people that were on the missing ship and are so blasé about it? I am embarrassed for Starfleet. Maybe they should be using money because then people would actually have some kind of reward for keeping track of ships. I digress.

It turns out the last known sighting of this ship was on ET's home planet, yikes. But don't worry guys, if you're like me and really find ET to be scary in a totally irrational way, there was no way they could afford the rights from Spielberg to have ETs pop up. By the way, the ET thing is not canon, I'm just convinced it's the same world because the planet looks identical to the one on the ET Ride at Universal Studios. ETs freak me out y'all. Predators, xenomorphs, no problems, but those ET creatures just seem like they have ulterior (probably human eating) motives.

Luckily, the crew has to deal with a super intelligent ever evolving AI killing machine and a very persistent salesman! Far better than a fleet of ETs, if you ask me. Crusher gets crushed falling into a hole and does not crush treating her own injuries, dragging Picard down with her, Levar gets to be captain, and Yar is just trying to her sh** together as she keeps having to remind the away team to fire back at the things that fire at you.

Featuring: NO ETs (thank god)! A very prominent blue screen! Crusher rubbing alien plants into open wounds with no possible idea of the effects! Pantyhose/shampoo bottle assassination robots! Yet another new Chief Engineer, because I assume Argyle quit, and this guy is a douchecanoe named Logan! Logan vs Levar! Worf seemingly quiet quitting! Picard taking on a planet load of credit card debt! The return of the saucier! Confusion about the chain of command! Picard getting pulled into a hole by friggin' Crusher!

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Sorry for the hiatus last week, y'all. Family stuff came up!

Anyhow, we're back, and I am as confused as ever because don't these people live and work together like 24/7, pretty much 365 days a year? If so, they really need to work on their interpersonal communication because damn do they not know each other well. Like do some trust falls, or a Ropes course, or play two Datas and a Lore, y'all.

So basically Picard seemingly sets up this ruse so that he and the rest of the crew can ask Levar about his awesome space visor, like basic stuff, like "what can you see through there" and Levar patches his visor-vision through to the main screen so they can see it, and I feel embarrassed  for Levar that he has to answer the types of questions I feel like he should have gotten day one...like does no one make small talk? Or is talking about space visors a breach in Starfleet ettiquette, hence the elaborate ruse?

Well it turns out it's not a ruse! It's a violent attack by Ferengi! Psych, that's what everyone on the Enterprise thinks when they stumble upon a beat up coal transport ship and the ruins of another ship. But it's not, they're just spacist. Again. Seriously, what did the Ferengi do to Starfleet for this treatment?! It's an ugly look Starfleet. You're ugly.

Turns out the transport ship is harboring some super dicey Klingon characters. And yet again we see how little the crew knows each other, as FOR NO REASON AT ALL, Worf's loyalty is questioned just because he's a Klingon too. Picard clutches his pearls when he finds out his Klingon subordinate Worf is *gasp* a Klingon! Surprise, I did not like this episode.

Featuring: Spacism! Some weirdly religious stuff the visiting Klingons say that sounds like church recruitment! Innocent Ferengi being blamed for the universes' problems! Picard awkwardly asking Levar about his visor vision in a way that makes me think maybe it's politically incorrect to ask about it in this world! Space terrorists! Really terrible security! Kidnapping! Just kidding it's just a wayward child! A lack of basic knowledge in gun fighting. Oh and two more nameless Starfleet people dying that no one cares about, they don't even get named! RIP security guys 1 and 2.

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This episode debuts Wesley's new haircut, which looks terrible. I guess the ship barber doesn't care for his nepo status. Sick burn, barber, totally support your decision making. Speaking of blowing Wesley out of the airlock, it's his time to shine as he's going to take this insanely inconsistent and irritating entrance exam to Starfleet. Good luck, because even the test administrators don't seem to know the parameters for success! At least he meets a hot fellow candidate who actually can stand him for two minutes and maybe gets her space number, so it's not all bad.

Another super boring old white dude who's an admiral and supposedly friends with Picard beams aboard with this Starfleet OSHA guy to inspect the ship, but the admiral is very frosty to Picard so everyone is a total diva towards the OSHA guy as a result, even though OSHA guy raises some very good questions. We see Riker mount a chair like a horse, which is weird and not as cool as he thinks it is. 

And like everyone else, the OSHA dude forgets to ask about Singh, so my expectations of Starfleet are met, as I deem it an unsafe work environment and even their OSHA is underwhelming. But yes, by all means ask about Crusher's dead husband, because that's super relevant. Weirdest inspection ever.

Featuring: Air cocaine! Painted hallway backdrops! The same soundproofing foam we use! Worf apologizing to Wesley?! Jake or maybe Jkae, we aren''t sure! Very confusing social strata! Admission woes! Also, advantages for nepo babies and the rich in admissions, that aged well! A poor unsuspecting candidate for Starfleet that's being used to combat the rumors that Starfleet has been mad speciesist against the Ferengi amongst other species! A guy who loves a beam a little too much, like way too much!

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Well if y'all have watched that documentary on Biosphere 2, you know how this episode ends. If you haven't, here's what you should know. Sealing 4 people up in a terraforming base that could be on that "Tiny House" show is a bad idea, especially when one of the actors moonlights as...a Bond KGB antagonist! Just to be clear though he's not in the KGB in the Star Trek Universe. Anyway, these terraformers really suck at their jobs and are killing off the native population of the planet, which is sooo not Prime Directive of them.

Crusher touches a ball of electricity and suddenly knows science, which is a reach and really incites anger in me as she struggled with unfolding blankets in earlier episodes, but what do I know, I don't magically have PhD level knowledge in unrelated fields to medicine. 

Picard and crew are called "ugly bags of mostly water" and he has no chill and calls the alien species that the terraformers have accidentally been massacring for decades "microbrains" which is really freaking rude. They don't go to your house, kill your friends, and mock your height, Picard! Rude!

Featuring: Crusher being fed science knowledge through an earpiece! A rant on why the film Prometheus is actually awesome and gets an unfair rep! A private bathroom for the programmers! A mullet bearing scientist who just wants to be with his one true love,  a laser! Someone with a bigger ego than Riker?! And a set I bet they built for less than $500!

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Well we got a doozy this week. This is a pretty middle of the road episode, gotta say. Long story short, a childless planet kidnaps a few kids off of the Enterprise, including Wesley (they have kidnapper's remorse like immediately) but I guess it's bad manners to return kidnapped kids so they're just stuck with him?

No one seems to understand radiation, Chris Hansen is nowhere in sight, and we find out that children have a trombone value, which Riker would like to evaluate further as he wants to beef up his trombone collection. It remains unclear what the trade value of a child to trombone is though, so don't expect much of a resolution.

In fact, lower your expectations for any resolutions because except for some kid getting out of of three days of calculus homework, it's a pretty bland episode. And I'm fairly certain this has a really morbid resolution but Dave tries to talk me out of it. 

Featuring: No Stardate WHERE AND WHEN ARE WE it's total chaos! Terrible, just awful slight of hand! Questionable parenting! The age old question, how many trombones is a child worth? The awkward incest question in the room that no one is talking about! Skynet if it got infected by something that made it super chill and just let humans eradicate themselves! 

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So we have this dude in super terrible prosthetics who is like in his mid 20s pretending to be 100 and it takes you out of the episode right away. I mean, these are really embarrassing prosthetics. I'm guessing the make up dude responsible for them was just dumped by his significant other and was just phoning it in that week. It's bad. And they forgot to do the actor's hands, so he has the hands of a 20 something.

You can guess where this goes, young actor pretending to be old magically Benjamin Buttons and there's an unnecessarily  complicated and inconsistent plot to move this along. His name is Jameson, which is a respectable whiskey, so there's one positive thing about this episode. Also at first I think he has a trophy wife who's decades younger but then this Jameson fellow ends up being the trophy husband, so that's gotta be a weird social dynamic we don't get into.

Appartently you get promoted for arms dealing in Starfleet, because Jameson gave them out like candy to this one planet and now that planet's leader wants revenge! But no one wants to know where the hell Jameson got this youth serum from? I warned you, this plot makes as much sense as Picard getting hair extensions.

Also, our station manager Chewbie attempts to get a raise via chemical warfare.

Featuring: Space Burt Gummer from Tremors! Terrible prosthetics! Picard having to deal with a high maintenance Admiral! Arms dealing sanctioned by Starfleet! Imaginary hostages! Tasha Yar being the only g-d person to actually make a shot! Troi feeling things! A very confused (trophy?) wife!

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Well well well, this is exactly why Starfleet needs to update their IT staff and not make them as disposable as Singh, because then episodes like this wouldn't happen. The Enterprise stops by a space base for some R & R and software updates to make the holodeck a little bit less murdery only for it to go awry when the software starts acting crazy!

Picard third wheels a holodate with Riker, I assume Crusher opened spam to print out a fake MD or DVM Diploma which is why the software probably needed updating in the first place (note: this is Amara's take, not actually in the episode, as is Crusher's project on cybernetics and regeneration). 

Data paints super well, Riker is a negging jackwagon to him and Levar for no reason, and no one can explain why everyone in space wears onesies. How are they practical? I just don't get it. Also, for people working on a starship, the staff really suck at evacuating. Like did they not go over how to walk on bridges connected to space stations from the spacecraft you are evacuating from at Starfleet? Someone really needs to do an audit of that place.

Featuring: Casual disregard for safety by using the holodeck again! Riker falls for AI! Riker boning (get your mind out of the gutter it's not that)! Parcheesey Squares! Casual walking with only five minutes until your ship blows up! Ferengis in disguise? Why you should always backup your planet's data!

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Hi guys, so Dave is sick with a stomach flu and yet again we've been foiled by our own weak human blob bodies.

We wanted to do something to celebrate hitting 3,750 downloads, so we are giving away three custom mugs (including shipping) to the first three people who get the questions asked in this segment correct! You have to be speedy and accurate!

Email your answers to anecdotesforawkwardfolks@gmail.com when you think you have them, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

We will have episode 15 ready for release hopefully by Sunday and then be back on track for future Tuesday releases. Hope y'all are doing well!

Amara & Dave

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If you really like left nipples, this is episode is for you! The team visits a matriarchal planet where the women make their men wear navel necks that expose their left nipples. And very tight pants, probs with padding. Because male writers in the 80's totally know what women want to see, so chill ladies, this is for your benefit. 

But don't worry everyone, the diplomatic issue on the planet is solved by the ladies of Starfleet! Psych! Riker solves all of the problems with his "gesture of good will" aka his penis. And also marginalizes Tasha and Troi on a WOMAN RUN PLANET, so yeah, that checks out.

Crusher is left alone to take care of medical stuff while her residents take a much needed vacation, but gets thwarted by the common cold! Oh no! Should she inject chicken soup mixed with tea into people to cure them? Her answer may surprise you!

Featuring: Virtual Ski Lessons! Shirtless Picard! Casual Use of the Holodeck Built by Skynet! Pants Padding! Deep V-Necks On Men- For the Ladies...Shh Just Enjoy It! A Lack of Right Nipples! Amara's Fanfic Origin of the Reading Rainbow!

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Honestly though, what are they teaching at Starfleet Academy? Because it's definitely not good leadership. Or empathy. Picard needs to memorize some Hallmark apology cards or something.

The crew (not Data) decide to invite themselves to Data's home planet where they poke around his past and bring up a homicidal Data doppelgänger  that maybe was left dissembled by the now dead colonists for a reason?  But no, Picard knows better.

Lore, Data's double, is Lore-din over Data how much more human he is and that he's super cool. Spoiler, Lore sucks.

Featuring: COVID ridden hosts! Wesley actually being right! "Shut up, Wesley!" Robot roofies! Disturbing child art! Robot Botox? And people treating Data like s*** for absolutely no reason. 

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Despite depriving his entire crew of some much need free massages and relaxation after the whole "Troi's betrothed jumping ship to chill with ebola Farrah Fawcett," Picard decides he's just too stressed to do his work and instead goes on a selfish adventure in the 1940s on the Holodeck, which apparently is like the Matrix in this episode because if you die in it...you die for real!

This is because it breaks down, so maybe they should read up about mechanical failures at places like Jurassic Park, because if your malfunctioning Holodeck can kill you, WHY ARE YOU USING IT!?

Dave mistakes a Vanderbilt at a 1940s police station clearing up some tax issues for a "lady of the evening" for no discernible reason, and I divulge pronunciation woes.

Featuring: Dr. Crusher clapping when her shipmate is shot! Wesley willing to take a 50/50 shot at saving his mother, with absolutely no emotion whatsoever or hesitation! Gangsters, seeeee? Up and coming young women Dave thinks are sex workers because boooooo shame on him! Appropriate hats! Picard causing his bff AI to have an existential breakdown! 

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Troi's in for a surprise this episode when a disembodied head spewing rubies announces she's about to tie the knot! But things do "knot" go to plan! Which is good, because Troi's betrothed is obsessed with Farrah Fawcett.

Riker gets pouty as he ponders the loss of his potential friend with benefits, everyone gets psyched for a visit to a spa planet only to thwarted YET AGAIN BY PICARD. 

We meet Troi's mom and Dave & I both experience flashbacks to cringey parent teacher conferences when she interacts with Picard.

Featuring: Pouty Riker! Embarrassed Picard! Troi's mom hitting on everyone! Beaver damming! Vegas casino gals from 90's Caesar's Palace! Lurch! Data loving reality TV! Creepy drawings! Wedding drama! No Wesley! Space Ebola but it makes you sexy!

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Finally! They give the people (meaning me and apparently a ton of fan fic writers) what we want! Q reappears and sets his sights on hunky hard to get Riker, they have a playful back and forth and Dave cannot convince me this isn't just a massive set up in the form of a "humanity test" just so Q and Riker can have a lovely date together.

Also, Starfleet is all uppity about warp travel and stuff, but they do not know what methane is/how to detect it. Once again with the Osha violations, y'all! Oh, and a young girl dies because she's wearing those jelly shoes popular in the early 90's that gave you mad blisters and I guess she got sepsis from her jelly shoe wounds? That's my take.

Featuring: Q costume changes! Elton John? Amara's take on Too Fast Too Furious! Amara being a little too invested in the potential Q and Riker loves story! Jelly Shoes! Overworked medical residents! War games! Crappy pig human costumes! Napoleonic props and costumes! Picard vs doors! Wesley getting bayonetted! Riker being a douchecanoe! And everyone ignoring that Riker is a douchecanoe. 

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You guys. My (Amara’s) favorite burrito place closed down permanently and we found out an hour before recording this episode, so I’m like at an eleven the entire time, sorry in advance. 

Picard is dodgy as heck in my book, and Dave and I recorded over two hours of heated debate about Picard and Ferengi relations which is why this episode is a bit jumpy in some places (I had to trim it down majorly), it got intense, may have been fueled by my burrito angst.

In this episode, Picard may or may not have committed a war crime, the circumstances of a historical event are really nebulous and Picard has completely blacked out a major event in his life, I am super confused about who is actually in the wrong this episode, and Dave is bewildered by my stance, which is fair. 

Featuring: Fancy mind balls! Three fish! Heated debate! Spacism! Confusion! Assumptions about Ferengi! A ship full of Singhs! PTSD? Amara ranting! The USS Indianapolis! Indiana Jones! Amara's Anna Delvey impression! And more!

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Hold on to your space britches, the crew finds a super sex positive planet and are about to have a wild party when Wesley wesleys and we end up with a political situation, and is a giant beaver dam/c***block.

Dr. Crusher pretends to understand mechanical engineering, Riker leers, the poor male aliens in this episode have some major discomfort in the crotch region due to odd costume design, Picard is mad inconsistent with space law, and Yar ready to drop ALL the hats (that's a euphemism apparently, but good for her).

The Enterprise is glitching again, perhaps Starfleet will learn not to buy their spaceships from Wish.com.

We'll see y'all in the new year! Thanks for listening!

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So we finally get a South Asian member of the cast and I am totally psyched, but it's short lived. RIP Singh, we hardly knew ye. 

Palpatine makes a surprise guest appearance, we find out Space Apple Pencils may electrocute you, and the Enterprise gets the White Lotus treatment. Also there is some heavy pro vegan messaging from Riker and Yar in this episode y'all.

Happy Holidays, everyone! Thanks for listening!

-Amara & Dave

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Oh the depths of the writers' room to which they must have descended to write a more irritating character than Wes, in an attempt to make Wes more likeable.

Introducing: Space Elon! He works his assistant basically to near death, doesn't actually know what he's talking about, and basically wrecks everything, tearing the social fabric of the Enterprise asunder. 

Featuring: Warp ponchos! A friend for Wes! Targs! Unicorn Pigs! A cute cat! And a lonely guy who just wants buddies with which he can play his violin wearing 18th century costumes.

*Sorry we didn't upload this Tuesday, someone who's name starts and ends with "A" forgot to back up the episode and the audio file got corrupted as we were uploading it. Whoops.

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So Dave disagrees, but I am team Ferengi all the way. Listen to the episode and find out why - the Enterprise basically provokes like 90% of the drama.

Oh - Zordon makes a surprise cameo from The Power Rangers, and people are just being rude to Data for absolutely no reason!

Also Picard gets a little too flag happy. Oh and "Doctor" Crusher doesn't understand how cold weather works, and considers euthanizing Wesley.

We also learn that those Ferengis really pull focus. The camera loves them.

What a wild ride!

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YIKES.

We recorded an entire episode for "Code of Honor," the episode between "The Naked Now" and "The Last Outpost."

We aren't going to say this TNG episode didn't age well, because it should not have been made in the first place! To be honest, it was tough finding the humor in such a crappy episode - that's not just us saying it, Riker's actor has called it "a piece of sh**."

It doesn't add (in fact it super detracts) any value or character development, and I wasn't confused going into the next episode, so if you're a newbie, I vote you save yourself 45 minutes and watch Westworld instead. #savewestworld

In any case, we decided the best thing to do is to just move on to "The Last Outpost." So we're uploading that today! 

We recorded a five minute clip with more details in lieu of our episode, if you're curious. You can also check out this great article that we cite from Chris Peterson at: https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/jonathan-frakes-refers-to-star-trek-episode-code-of-honor-as-an-embarrassment-but-is-optimistic-for-radical-real-change-in-the-future

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Today we listen to the weirdest episode of Season One,  where people are infected with "Polywater" which is some kind of aphrodisiac or confidence booster, like oysters mixed with cocaine? Dave doesn't know, Amara is just along for the ride. We learn what a "wild party" is by Starfleet standards, and spoiler, it's pretty lame and boring. Amara begins to doubt Dr. Crusher's medical credentials. Oh, and Amara really, really, really, wants to throw Wesley Crusher out of the airlock. To quote Hicks and Ripley of Aliens fame, "It's the only way to be sure." We get a tour of Troi's poncho collection, and meet Dr. Crusher's cousin who works in engineering. 

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Join us for the thrilling conclusion of something* something at Farpoint! In which we see a grumpy Levar Burton (probably because his glasses won't let him read books), Riker does not show appropriate deference to Levar which makes me mad as the Reading Rainbow was an important part of my developmental years, Space Hamlet (Q)'s costume budget runs out, the Weather Groppler has a courteous torturer, and we maybe see some X-rated Jellyfish action? Troi gets a little toooooo into reading some "joyous" emotions if you know what I mean, keep it PG Star Trek TNG!

*Again, Dave does not approve of this write-up, Amara is happy to take credit for it.

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In our inaugural episode, we take a journey to Farpoint Station, meet Space Hamlet, Riker's* immaculate hair, Wesley's stupid sweater, Troi's feelings, potential psycho droid Data, colorblind Dr. Crusher, and a really chill guy named Groppler who is toootally not sinister AT ALL, in fact he could make his mark as a weatherman since his name rhymes with doppler. 

Ohhh, also, we meet Professor X pre-wheelchair, wannabe frenchman Picard.

*This summary was written by Amara, Dave wants no part of this gibberish.

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