Tertiary Sports 2.7-Snowballs to be Seen(Yukigassen)

Get ready to master the art of Yuki Gassen, the sport that turns your childhood snowball fights into an rules heavy litigious competition. We promise to take you through a thrilling journey of its birth in Japan, its quirky rules, and the strategic play that can make or break a team. Be prepared for an avalanche of laughter, as we also share some personal anecdotes, from our unique rendition of the Star Spangled Banner to Reeds race based fear of planes. Don't worry, we've also prepared a cozy corner for serious discussions about climate change and the Olympics, all while throwing snowballs. So grab your helmets and let's conquer the snow together!

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Transcript

Exploring Yuki Gassen

Speaker 1 0:00

Weird SPART GO SPORT.

Speaker 2 0:04

OOOH, slam ball is a full contact sport. Now we come from this sport. We'll find you back in two or we'll go in a rotation.

Speaker 1 0:12

We can twist.

Speaker 2 0:14

Hello folks, my name is Reed.

Speaker 1 0:16

My name is Sam, that's Brett Davis Jr.

Speaker 2 0:20

And we, sam and I, and also Brett, for now, are you on the ground sports reporters?

Speaker 1 0:31

Nope wrong podcast Shit, we are your outsider sports. Podcast for tertiary sports.

Speaker 2 0:39

For Sports outsiders. I don't know why you put it at him. He's heard that once. Sam Dude, that feels inappropriate. That's fair. My thing was a joke and we dive into the world of shit tier sports Weird For you?

Speaker 1 0:55

I think you mean weird and wacky sports. I do Actually, this sport is not shit tier Sports with dignity.

Speaker 2 1:00

Yeah, sports with a Z Where's the Z go who?

Speaker 1 1:05

knows, in place of the P. We all guessed it Sports, sports. So our little old mascot here, our fart hippo that's true, stormy told me flew up next to my ear and told me that you have a sport for me and our guest today. That's true. What's the sport?

Speaker 2 1:27

Let me give you a little background, brett, on how I do things, the year Brett do. The Sam's not in the picture. For me this episode is 1988. The Soviet Union has started a project.

Speaker 3 1:42

Oh, I know those guys.

Speaker 2 1:43

They've started a project called economic restructuring and that goes super well. Dude, that all goes hard as fuck. Something else that goes hard as fuck Northern Ireland. Right now they're having something called the Troubles.

Speaker 3 1:57

Sam, you might want to take a step out of this one.

Speaker 2 1:59

James Hansen of NASA lets us know that human-caused climate change is already happening and has been happening for decades. Yep sounds about right.

Speaker 1 2:08

What Back in the 80s? You mean we had warning Wait.

Speaker 3 2:10

Fuck.

Speaker 1 2:12

You're telling me.

Speaker 3 2:13

Congress said that scientists haven't said enough about this in current day. Huh, crazy.

Speaker 2 2:19

Congress and scientists are just threatening to do it.

Speaker 3 2:22

Thank you, Republicans and also.

Speaker 2 2:23

Democrats Also. What is it, fred Singer of the think tank that stopped big tobacco from getting sued for the longest time and then moved on to Monsanto and also Texaco? Fuck, I'm going to fight on site, you old man.

Speaker 1 2:37

I think he's dead In the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Speaker 2 2:55

You SA.

Speaker 3 2:58

That was great harmony.

Speaker 1 3:01

It's actually half of what we do here is just sing the songs like we're about to do.

Speaker 2 3:06

They're 30 minutes episodes and it's 10 minutes of us singing Star Spangled Banner over and over. We have three jokes.

Speaker 1 3:13

Two of them are the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic and one is just singing the Star Spangled Banner over and over again.

Speaker 3 3:20

We actually have Bruno Mars in the closet over there that we bring out once in a while to sing For the halftime show.

Speaker 1 3:27

Yeah, Anyway, you have a. Why are you keep interrupting us?

Speaker 3 3:33

I don't know, 1988, the year Adam. Levine was born. That may be true, I don't know.

Speaker 2 3:39

I actually know, but I start continuing. But also, women's sailing is held in the Olympics for the first time and the US wins because we're the best country in the fucking world. But if we take that boat and we sail it to a little island called Japan, oh, good.

Speaker 1 3:56

They're coming up with some wild shit. Never mind, keep going. I'm not saying shit, reed.

Speaker 2 4:03

Well, let's say I'm not spill his drink, in case he brought this sport today Of the world of Yuki Gassen, which at a glance is the world's most structured, organized and methodically refereed snowball fight you will ever see. Did you bring the sport? Mm-hmm, okay, how are we going to do that?

Speaker 3 4:20

Because you're not allowed in Japan. Wait, wait. Is this real?

Speaker 1 4:23

Are you not allowed in Japan? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not allowed back in Israel. No, Remind me to tell you about the how I got on the no fly list one time. But Japan don't fucking worry about it. I'm a little pretty worried about that, I gotta say, a little uncomfortable right now.

Speaker 2 4:44

It's finally happened. Sam and I have brought the same sport Luckily.

Speaker 1 4:48

No, I didn't, I was just gaslighting you. You serious yeah.

Speaker 2 4:52

Is that how?

Speaker 3 4:52

it feels yeah, yo, dude, you just smoked your ass, dude, yeah.

Speaker 2 4:56

I mean, what helps? What I've been doing over the last two years is slowly getting into Sam's head and just really fucking shit up in there. I've convinced him that he's my friend. Yeah, I'm actually. That's fair. The best one I convinced Sam of was that there is a Mario Kart DC track called Dry, Dry Ear Holes. I fucking knew that was fair, but you did and you had to question it. I'm gonna take a moment to describe the history, because there's not a lot, because we're starting in 1988, or as we call it, two years before the 90s, or 13 or 20. Are you good 13 years before 9-11.? Oh, good, Solid. I pulled this directly from the Yuigigasin International website. This is one of those ones that is ongoing and so we can watch this and stuff. We can't go because I don't know how I would go to Japan Fly there.

Speaker 2 5:52

What.

Speaker 1 5:53

Yeah, sam.

Speaker 2 5:54

I don't know how I'm gonna go to Japan. I don't know how to get there.

Speaker 1 5:58

Yeah, sam, it's not a fucking-. I'm aware that planes exist Sam are you afraid of airplanes?

Speaker 2 6:05

I'm not afraid of airplanes, I'm afraid of-.

Speaker 3 6:09

You're always racist.

Speaker 1 6:11

I actually am racist against planes, though is the thing. I'm plain racist. It all started on 9-11. And it was the planes fault. Wait, okay, wait, really quick, really quick. Are you about to talk about the?

Speaker 3 6:23

mattress commercial. No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, so I'm sorry. I just want to pivot really quick. Did you know that the people who did 9-11 went to PT's, like in Portland, the strip club PT's before? They went on the plane. Yes, okay.

Speaker 3 6:39

So, the night before they were. Y'all live in Maine, if you didn't know that. Yeah, maine's favorite sons. I've grown up here my whole life, but anyways, I learned this factoid like a couple months ago and it like blew my mind. So they went to the strip club like the night before they got on the flight, which is at like 6 am. That was their first crime.

Speaker 1 7:00

That's a wrong man.

Speaker 3 7:02

And they like, yeah, they went to PT's, they were there for like pretty much the whole night and then they went to their hotel and then, yeah, they got on the flight and they committed, so they literally like flew out of Portland Jet Port.

Speaker 1 7:14

No shit.

Speaker 3 7:16

I don't know if that part is necessarily true, but I know for a fact that, like they were in Maine the night before they committed 9-11.

Speaker 1 7:21

That should just be easy to make. How fucked up do you think it is being the TSA agent and you just hear that they came from your airport? How?

Speaker 2 7:29

fucked up. Do you think it is that you're the artistic dancer that performed for them? And then you see them on the news the next day.

Speaker 1 7:35

Yeah, guys, I got the 9-11 guys hard.

Speaker 2 7:40

Big tippers, because I guess you can't take it with you.

Speaker 3 7:46

It's definitely. I mean, okay, okay, I, yeah, I could go further with that, but I'm not allowed to, and it wasn't me because I also I respect sex work and whatnot but I just thought it was like very. Not that I'm saying you guys are saying anything like that, but it was just very interesting to me. Now, since we were talking about flights and stuff, I was just thinking about that and 9-11. Yeah, I did bring it up by using it as a benchmark.

Speaker 2 8:12

So Yuki Gassen the sport that.

Speaker 3 8:14

Sam didn't bring.

Yuki Gassen

Speaker 2 8:15

The snowball sport, the snowball sport. That's why also the title for this episode is snowballs to be seen, which is a deep cut to one episode of the Drew Carey show. So Because I'm super cool and easy to be around. It's traces its roots to snowball fights, Tracks, Yup. A fun way for the kiddos in a snowy area is to pass time with some friendly combat and the sports and sports. Yuki Gassen was born. Basically it's just. They saw snowball fights and they saw sports and they were like nice.

Speaker 1 8:57

Let's make this children's playtime. Wait, does it?

Speaker 3 8:59

snow in Japan. Yeah, I'm being deceitious If it helps.

Speaker 2 9:03

If it helps, it was one of those things where I'm like, where, like equator wise, where the fuck is Japan sitting on?

Speaker 3 9:12

You're like wait. Did they ship the snow in for the sport?

Speaker 2 9:16

Because then I was like I'm pretty sure they had the winter Olympics there one time, but also maybe it was the summer.

Speaker 1 9:21

Olympics. This is like a super Japanese thing to take us, to take like, ah, children's children's winter pastime, and then like make it have like very rigid guidelines.

Speaker 2 9:31

It was well, I'll get into it in a second. It all started basically when, when tourists, when the tourist trap or traffic stops in the area in the winters, they needed something to quote unquote get people outside and moving, because the people who live in a snowy area, winter is long and dark and it seems like it's very similar there. Yeah, they have mains thing where they're almost in another time zone, so you just it gets dark at like three. But finding a unique and original approach proved difficult and then one day they found it and they have not changed the rule set since 1989. They decided everyone had to wear helmets because people were getting fucked up. Yeah, it turns out when you take a bunch of this is also, hey guys, not a game for children anymore. This is playing like. This is played by two groups of grown ass adults and so before the institutionalized face masks and actual like hockey helmets, people were getting messed up.

Speaker 2 10:33

They also to take down on people getting. But they also have very specific snowballs you're allowed to use. It's like an ice cube tray that you like to slam on the ground and so all of the snowballs come out as perfect circles that look and are there the same exact size and weight and consistency. And those are the only snowballs you're allowed to use solid fun, cool yeah, if you use us. If you make a snowball on the court, that's a foul and you're out.

Speaker 1 11:03

This is weight. What? Just get the fucking scoop.

Speaker 2 11:08

Oh, sam. No, the thing that they have makes like 90 at once. It like you, just slam it on to the like the other one and it makes perfect spheres very quickly. They have this down to a science, sam. We, we cannot improve this game.

Speaker 1 11:21

Okay, they haven't tried.

Speaker 2 11:25

I know they're identical. Okay, sam, the snowballs are all identical in size and they are perfect spheres. Okay, I also want to point out this really quickly People take this game very seriously. No shit, it's not set up unlike dodgeball and paintball a little bit of laser tag and a sprinkling of capture the flag. Okay, there are two teams of seven with some subs and some Dom's, of course, as of course and they each play against each other on a 18 meter Sam, which is how far in feet?

Speaker 1 12:00

Well, every meter is about three feet. Yep Times 18. Yep 59 and a half feet.

Speaker 2 12:06

Okay, just say the number. Just say it. You can't read, you can't do math, dude what is he good for Snowball fights.

Speaker 1 12:18

That's the answer.

Speaker 2 12:20

And that is in turn. So that's divided in half because oh my god, more fucking math.

Speaker 1 12:26

I know Sam Just say what's half of it, what's half of 60? Uh, uh four.

Speaker 2 12:31

Yeah, With a forward and backward zone, so it's then involved in. So you have it in half.

Speaker 2 12:37

And then you divide, that's in half, and then you multiply, multiply, but just each half, exactly, actually, because we'll get into it in a second, so prior to the game. Sorry, this is just so fucking stupid. It's not an empty court like dodgeball. They've they erect barriers made of snow on either side in highly specific places. These, these barriers are always in the same spot and they cannot be off by more than a centimeter from like the sidelines. The fuck Of the court I also have to preface is basically covered in ice. So it's so. Do you wear ice skates? No, no, no, they don't even wear cleats, they wear like shoes.

Speaker 1 13:17

Okay, they actually wear shoes, y'all get incongust.

Speaker 3 13:22

The official uniform is Healy, so okay, it seems like a lot of these sports involve brain damage. Yeah, like like, not like you have to be brain damaged to play it, but like you will inevitably get brain damage if you play it.

Speaker 1 13:36

I mean, welcome to sports. Yeah, okay, true, I think about football for two seconds and it's like.

Speaker 3 13:42

Have you seen American football?

Speaker 2 13:43

Yeah, have you looked at Tom Brady's eyes recently? It's tough.

Speaker 3 13:48

I wonder if he kisses his son on the mouth, though, yeah.

Speaker 2 13:53

I see a everyone's in a while I get an ad.

Speaker 3 13:56

You have to cut that. You have to take that out, please.

Speaker 2 14:00

I get an ad for Tom Brady all the time where it's him just it's like a car rental ad. But Tom Brady is so confused the entire time and I'm like, does he know he's in an ad?

Speaker 3 14:09

There's like a there's like a brief moment interacting with his son, where his brain is like that's your wife.

Speaker 1 14:16

I can't wait to post Just don't believe me.

Speaker 3 14:18

Just that, just that, dude. If you click, I'm going to actually murder you with that. Oh my God, we just get a message from Brett like a month later.

Speaker 1 14:27

Just like fucking like Blair Witch style.

Speaker 3 14:30

No, it's just, it's just a picture of you from outside the window. I feel like there, but then in the background.

Speaker 2 14:35

You hear a baseball bat tapping on your door.

Speaker 1 14:39

It's a picture of me and then through the back door, like glass back door, you can see Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 14:46

You really get kissed on the mouth. I love Jesus he's putting on. Why is he putting on so much chapstick?

Speaker 3 14:55

You try to you try to like run out the front door and Timmy Tebow's on one knee, just like looking up at you, like praying the same vacant stare in his eyes as Tom Brady I would.

Speaker 2 15:04

How much money would you pay? Could I pay quite a bit to watch Sam Workman? Try to not get tackled by Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 15:12

Am I allowed to grease? Oh yeah, you're both allowed to grease, All right, am I allowed to kiss bit?

Speaker 2 15:21

That's for those of you not in the know, cause you didn't listen to our oil wrestling.

Speaker 1 15:25

one yeah come on, listen to Oily Goys Oiled up. Gz Boyd is Oily Goys, that's. I was like I was a running joke on set.

Speaker 2 15:39

They're like leather pants you soak an oil and if your opponent pulls them down and sees your junky wins. Yeah, but it's totally not that Oily Goys.

Speaker 1 15:48

Seriously, one of our better episodes. Listen to Oily Goys. It's fucking hilarious.

Speaker 2 15:53

Wait, is it?

Speaker 1 15:53

a Jewish sport? No, no, turkish. That's why it's boys. That's why it's boys, goy's is not non-Jewish people.

Speaker 3 16:00

Oh, I totally flipped that. That's right Okay yeah. I've watched a serious man. I should know this.

Speaker 2 16:08

Anyway, back to winter, back to winter sports, the other kind of ball, as you can see. So each of the, so the half is divided in halves. There's a forward and backward zone. Those will come up eventually, don't worry. Okay, the booklet I had to read well translated Japanese, but still very much translated from Japanese. Um, was way better than that. It was, but it was 23 pages long. So I'm not going to cover all of the rules, because there are a lot of them.

Speaker 1 16:39

Nah, let's be here all day For what is?

Speaker 2 16:42

a nice dry thing. It's like page 23, chapter three or chapter two section eight, subsection B. And it requires special technique and strategy and stuff, which is also good, because each team is required to have two coaches.

Speaker 3 16:59

Okay, I'm sorry you're telling me a sport requires a strategy. That's some bullshit.

Speaker 2 17:05

I mean like straight up I fucking hate that, fuck you. How much? No way, I'm gonna fuck you. How much, ahhhh, how much strategy goes into wife carrying. Really, I guess it's just like don't let her die.

Speaker 3 17:19

There's an incredible amount of like balance that you need. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 17:23

There's an incredible amount of strategy. First off, you have to watch every season of the pickup artists. Go and find a wife. How many seasons of the pickup artists?

Speaker 2 17:33

are there? I don't know.

Speaker 1 17:35

I don't know, but it's such a stupid show that I imagine there's like 30.

Speaker 2 17:39

Yeah, yeah, I like the one about oh god okay. And so each of these sides have different amount of barriers. Each match, both teams must use 90 snowballs. Okay, the snowballs are made 15 minutes exactly to the second before the match starts. What the?

Speaker 3 17:58

fuck. Oh, probably because the like melting is not smart.

Speaker 2 18:01

Yeah, they don't want it to get too wet or too cold. A lot of these rules make sense and it's very clear that, like there's a reason, a lot of thought went into this. Just a snowball fight.

Speaker 3 18:11

Dude, this is just. I would love to watch a video of this, okay we will.

Speaker 2 18:14

It's great. Actually, there's a great show from one of the presenters of Top Gear, james May. He was traveling in Japan and he played this, and that's actually how I found it. It was because he was playing it and he is like a 65 year old British man and he was playing against really athletic, like 20 year old Japanese dudes, and so he was just getting fucking stomped shitless.

Speaker 1 18:35

Dude, I have to cover this. I want to go to this event with like a slow-mo camera and just watching me just like we did. There's just like go, but in Japanese, and then it's just reed standing in the middle because so you want to watch a snuff film.

Speaker 3 18:54

There's like a counter on the top right corner that just zips from like zero to 90.

Speaker 2 19:01

There's like a bruised counter right next to it.

Speaker 3 19:04

There's like a concussion counter, like, right here you keep slipping and hitting your head on the ground.

Speaker 2 19:10

And then you're like where's my son to?

Speaker 3 19:12

I mean wife, I need to kiss her you get the Tom Brady itis.

Speaker 2 19:17

Oh god, um. It starts when the ref blows the whistle. They line up and it's like something out of an anime, because they're standing there with two snowballs in their hands. This is incredible. Make it like in a line facing each other, and then, when the ref blows his whistle, they have to sprint to their back line and then forward to their front line, and then they could start throwing snowballs. Keep in mind, court's covered in ice, so that's a lot easier here talking about it in my chair.

Speaker 1 19:43

Everyone's got like the Batman gauntlets on so they can like. It's Just like Just sliding along sweaty other snowballs.

Speaker 2 19:56

So during each of these three five minute rounds kind of like heats okay.

Speaker 1 20:03

You are. The goal is snowballs, and they melt.

Speaker 2 20:11

Sorry, brett, sometimes I just shut off and just start yelling at Sam.

Speaker 3 20:16

I've never been closer to taking my own life. I'm not gonna lie to you.

Speaker 1 20:28

Not the brag, but I'm close to suicide I.

Speaker 3 20:34

To me, you best friend, bread please see a therapist if you're having bad thoughts.

Speaker 2 20:38

Yeah, there's three rounds that are between three and five minutes each the goal, in Case you're curious that there's a scoring matrix. So if you're curious about how this game is truly scored, they have a couple charts for you. Good, because they couldn't just be normal, they had to make it hard, yep that tracks.

Speaker 1 20:59

I was just based on everything else You've told us so far.

Speaker 2 21:03

It's like hard to make jokes about this, because I'm like, yep, if you touch the back line with your foot you are out.

Speaker 1 21:08

All right, we're rolling the danger camera. Okay, right the space.

Snowball Fight Rules and Strategy

Speaker 2 21:12

The spicy boy, all right. So do you remember where you left off? Not really, I was looking at Sam going like this. So the goal is either in each of these five minute rounds of which there are three, yeah is to either knock everyone else out on the other team without your team getting knocked out you get, you know out when you get hit with a snowball, like a snowball fight, mm-hmm or you can go over and bring their flag back to your side without getting hit, without getting hit by a snowball. That's where the capture, the flag, comes in. That's worth ten points, okay, oh, by the way, it's points Okay. Only the people in the forward position can do that. The people in the back position Can't even actually throw. Their job is to get snowballs from their back line to the people on their front line who then throw those snowballs at the other team this kind of has Brazilian dodgeball energy.

Speaker 3 22:02

I don't know if you guys are familiar Brazilian dodgeball.

Speaker 1 22:04

No, no, let's do mainstream.

Speaker 3 22:07

Okay, another for another episode.

Speaker 2 22:09

Yeah, this is like the Arctic monkeys of Brazilian dodgeball. Here we are you get everyone else out on the other team. That's worth ten points. Don't worry, if you're like us and maybe you don't get everyone else out because you're bad, don't worry. Okay, you still get some points. So, basically, you get a number of points equal to the number of people on your team left Minus the remaining members on the other team. Okay, so look, if we had five people and the other team had three, we would get some points. Two points and two points.

Speaker 2 22:49

I like making Sam do math really quickly.

Speaker 3 22:52

This is just just like the embarrassed Sam podcast.

Speaker 2 22:55

It has been today's goal usually, and Sam's, is to make read as uncomfortable as possible. So we have our little game.

Speaker 3 23:02

Okay.

Speaker 1 23:02

I see.

Speaker 3 23:04

So so you make him uncomfortable. Then he brings out math and words and shit, yeah, and then and then I just have to go.

Speaker 1 23:11

Oh, because I'm playing into a bit and I don't want read to feel bad. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 23:16

Yeah, that's what it is. I'm actually a math lea.

Speaker 1 23:19

No, don't fucking try me on that, hey everyone send Sam math questions to the email or the phone.

Speaker 2 23:27

We will say we'll answer if you send. If people call into our line and leave Sam complicated, math questions. He will solve them on Uncut live on the podcast.

Speaker 1 23:40

Yes, he is uncut. No, I'm Jewish.

Speaker 2 23:48

Okay, players on the offensive side, which is the, you know, closer to the middle line, strike at the opponent's team with snowballs. Will players on the defensive side, which are the ones farther to the end lines, give them balls? Their job is to run back and forth, giving them balls yeah you cannot throw your teammate a ball, you have to roll it or hand it to them.

Speaker 2 24:09

Our bitch, if you hit them with your snowball, you have hit them with a snowball and they are out garbage. What if they catch it? I don't know. Probably they're still out because you can't catch snowballs in this. You just get hit Like a real fast game. It's three, five minute rounds, that's very fast and but you play like ten games in a row. It's like you don't play this Just once. Yeah, if a snowball hits a player, that player is considered out of the game until the next round. Okay, if a player picks up a snowball from outside the court, they are out of the game. If they make a snowball that was not one of the pre-made ones, that happened 15 minutes ago they are out of the game. Okay, if they move outside of the court and it is their non-dominant foot, they're okay. If it is their dominant foot, they are out of the game.

Speaker 2 24:54

If any part of their body besides their non-dominant foot is, it goes outside of the court at any time. You were out of the game.

Speaker 1 25:02

You're, you're out. No, that's my subfoot, we're good.

Speaker 2 25:06

Now that foot gets pegged.

Speaker 3 25:10

Wait, no, it's a dom foot right, it's the only the dom foot that can go.

Speaker 1 25:14

Yeah, that's why he was okay, because it's his sub, sub foot that was out bad about in this no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 25:20

It's anything but your dom foot if it goes out of bounds, yeah, you can like pivot on your own only your dom foot. You're like yeah, this, this foot fucks Like I'm good yeah this is not this foot watches so much Joe Rogan.

Speaker 1 25:34

This foot alpha man, this is Sigma male this foot very uncomfortable with being choked.

Speaker 3 25:39

Yeah, needs to be in control.

Speaker 1 25:41

Absolutely cannot hang this foot would never date a woman who's taller than it.

Speaker 3 25:48

That seems like sub energy.

Speaker 1 25:55

This is a separate thing, but I was like watching also notice quickly.

Speaker 2 25:59

Sam brought up feet really quickly.

Speaker 1 26:02

You all brought up feet. Anyway, sorry, you were doing a sport.

Speaker 3 26:08

Real quick shout out to, to all the lesbians out there. Okay, continue good on you.

Speaker 1 26:14

We're a lesbian supportive actually on our other podcast.

Speaker 2 26:17

We have quite a big listeners in New York. Botany lesbians, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 26:25

Weird study. That seems like a cool subculture.

Speaker 2 26:28

I'm fucking super into that. That's like I'm glad it's not like Joe Rogan fans. I Like we probably have to end the podcast. It was like, yeah, like your cross-section really loves alpha brain, something we talk about a lot.

Speaker 3 26:43

Your cross audience loves Aiden Ross.

Speaker 2 26:52

We brought that up in what is that now? Five episodes. How much we like the Barbie movies? Great, it was good. So that is how. So, basically, the goal is to win each of the rounds, and whoever won more rounds out of the three wins the game.

Speaker 3 27:07

Keep in mind.

Speaker 2 27:08

It's just a fucking snowball fight, so there's not a lot of other rules about what you're allowed to do.

Speaker 1 27:12

I don't know, man, this is like a lot of fucking rules and I actually just scraped the surface.

Speaker 2 27:16

There's a lot more of where that came from, if you, if you like, crunchy rules.

Speaker 1 27:21

Sam we who wants to play D&D, but in the snow, if you want to?

Speaker 2 27:25

if you want to send Sam five dollars, we'll put on our patreon a video of me just reading out loud the 25 page Like book that comes with when you want to play a snowball fight, and Sam will read his manifesto yeah yeah Well, holding the circumsaber.

Speaker 3 27:45

Oh yeah, Sam just showed me this like Jewish instrument of destruction, which has the Jewish star at the.

Speaker 1 27:52

Don't explain it. If they want to see the circumsaber, they can send five dollars a month to the patreon or just look at your other podcast.

Speaker 2 28:00

Do you know Jews?

Speaker 1 28:02

anywhere where you can get it's not on the, on that podcast, you fuck.

Speaker 2 28:06

Sam, five dollars feet pics that'll have the sword in it. Anyway, that's, you can gossin. That's a sport. It's very structured. So luckily, sam, it's not we're not quite done.

Speaker 3 28:17

So I'm sorry real quick. I should have asked this with the other episode that we just did. Uh-huh. What is the definition of tertiary? I don't remember what that is.

Speaker 1 28:26

Anything that would be on like ESPN eight or lower, or also, if we just think it's.

Speaker 2 28:32

Okay, the actual definition of tertiary is like three steps down from the mitt primary source. Okay, but we use it as basically like three yeah, okay, yeah, we use it basically it's like if you can't name an athlete in that sport pretty quickly, probably tertiary sport, like if you, if we did like Equestrian dressage.

Speaker 3 28:51

LeBron James, james, james to equestrian dress. Money to watch LeBron James do the Barbie cart racing. Have you guys ever seen those? I know okay, so really quick sidetrack, there's this. It's definitely a southern thing, it's like up there with like mud wrestling kind of, and we did spud wrestling pretty recently.

Speaker 2 29:12

We did do spud wrestling. It's not kind of sick.

Speaker 3 29:14

But so they set up these like big hills and people just bomb. You know those like barbie, oh shit, oh yeah, they just Bomb Barbie carts down. My roommate was showing me this and it's it's like a. It's so. It's so cool and dumb at the same time because it's like you do have to have like a really good amount of control. Yeah, but some people just flip off like into the crowd and just like.

Speaker 3 29:39

Like 20 people at once, and it's so, it's so exciting you have a role of children's toy at 20 miles an hour, so it's like it's like they do that and it's all like self harm kind of fun, like people just like fucking around bombing down the hill like they know they might get hurt and then it just cuts like straight to like tons of women Voluntarily running shirtless down the path as like a titty race like this is all you can look up same event, same event, they like, do it side by side.

Speaker 3 30:06

It's like the south is just like why, off the hook.

Speaker 1 30:09

What is this called?

Speaker 3 30:10

It's so. I believe it's called Barbie cart racing or something to that effect.

Speaker 1 30:15

Well, right in, right in. If you want to hear about Barbie cart racing, yeah you probably couldn't show the.

Speaker 3 30:21

The naked breast is his part of it.

Speaker 2 30:23

We know, yeah, but my mom watches this podcast.

Speaker 3 30:26

So absolutely not.

Speaker 2 30:27

So we can't do the Barbie cart racing is pretty sick each year, 150 teams from all over the world, yeah, go to and I quote again from their website a Showa Shenzhan. Showa Shenzhan, the pinnacle of Yuki Gassen competition. Who can beat for the Yuki Gassen World Cup? So they take themselves quite seriously, very seriously. And, sam mm-hmm, this event is being held on February 24th and 25th of 2023, so we might go to Japan, sure. Yeah, well, I'll schedule, you win.

Speaker 3 31:04

He's either afraid of planes or he's racist, and I can't figure out which one.

Speaker 2 31:08

It is Racist against planes.

Speaker 3 31:12

Either way, I'm deeply uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 31:15

The energy that we brought to the studio and that's Sam and Brent is the world of Yuki Gassen and, on that note, we hope you have a Yuki great day. We'll see you later. This is a really awkward outro. Bye.

Speaker 1 31:34

Go ahead and drop new sports that you want to see or hear us talk about in the comments and till next time we will see you and the camera died In the showers, in the showers. Thanks for listening to our sherry sports. If you had a good time with us, share us with a friend. Give us a five-star review on one of your favorite podcasting Platforms. You can also find our socials at clan bake incident, at whatever platform Instagram, tiktok, twitter, etc. This show was co-created by Reed Bridge, koningsburg and myself, sam workman. We'll see you next Tuesday and be well and stay copy.