State of the Program Address

Cohost/Secretary of the Progrumm Paul has heard you, and he agrees, there has been a lack of fake ads. That. Ends. Today. This, and other claims! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! 

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**All episodes contain explicit language**
Main Artwork - Ben McFadden
'Review Review Intro/Outro' Themes - Jamie Henwood
"What Are We Watching?" & "Whatcha Been Doin'?" Themes - Matthew Fosket
"Fun Facts" Theme - Chris Olds/Paul Root
Lead-Ins Edited/Conceptualized by - Ben McFadden
Produced by - Ben McFadden & Paul Root ("Shelf Help" - Paul Root)
Podcast/Program Concept - Paul Root

***This Podcast/Program is for entertainment purposes only. This Podcast/Program includes parody. This Podcast/Program contains peer review, film review, and film/art preservation discussions. 

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Intro

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Oh yeah ladies and gentlemen and all folks the secretary of the program Coho Secretary Paul Axe Badly

Address

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Hello dear listener It's your co-host at PaulAxBadly coming to you today as myself, not as a politician, a character, or necessarily even a co-host. I am here to give you a state of the program. The accent will fade in and out as I am not applying any effort today coming to you as my true self. I vow to you that we will be slowing down on subscriptions. Most of the first season will still be in the annals. The fake ads will be returning. There has been a lack of fake ads. They need to be back.

Coming Soon

SPEAKER_00 0:59

Some of our upcoming episodes include Fear City with Matt Foskett, Ghost Dog Way the Samurai with Chris Olds, The Perfect Weapon with Moses Olsen and Ben Burris, Halloween from 1978 with Michael Dines, Airheads with David Park. In coming tomorrow, yes, a big announcement. The program will be moving to Thursdays. This July 4th. The review review will be moving to Thursdays on July 2nd in honor of July 4th. This episode will include guest Katie Hampton. The program will also be including canned opening and closings. Things get too far off the rails. I maybe take it too far. I need to bring it back. I need to bring it back to the people for the people.

Promises

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I give you my word, this is gonna fix everything that's wrong with the program. It's gonna fix the economy. It's gonna fix all your sexual dysfunction.

Contact Campaign Headquarters

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DM us anonymously from the episode description. Email us review reviewpod at gmail.com. Follow on Instagram at review x2 podcast. Heck you could do it on flashes. Heck you could do it on blue sky. All at the same one. Follow me on letterboxd at Paulaxbadly. Follow at runbmc. Welcome to the new program in this the new world. Broombroom.