Is the Pentagon Pizza Index Flopping? (feat. the Crumbl CEO, Burning Man's Flop Era, and the Jonas Brothers' WASHED Tour)

Hi Floptarts,

Finally back to weekly episodes! 

Flops this week include: 

Quick Flops

• P!nk contracting e. coli on vacation
• Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun dating
• Burning Man Orgy Dome Destroyed, Baby Born, Man Murdered
• Jonas Brothers' Washed Tour
• Crumbl CEO being "outed" 
  • by a guy from "Finding Prince Charming"
  • and also "A Twink and a Redhead"
• Wizard of OZ produced by Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton

Floposcope

• Bradley Cooper's directorial debut with "Is This Thing On"?

Hot Flopic: The Internet thinking Trump died this week

Trump Viral Death Hoax Labor Day Weekend Explained

• And what is the Pentagon Pizza Index? Which fueled the conspiracy theory
• And did the Pentagon Pizza Index predict an attack on Iran? 

Local Flops

LA - West Hollywood Patreon-esque Start Up that is worse

PHL - Basically SEPTA cuts were implemented for three weeks and are now being restored (thank GOD but why did they need to get cut in the FIRST PLACE) and this whole thing has been SO FLOPPY

Thanks for flopping with us,

Justin, Cassandra & Producer David