Rather Be Golfing Podcast
Not just a golf podcast, Just 4 guys who would Rather Be Golfing!
Rather Be Golfing Podcast
S.3 E.14: Tainted
The Rather Be Golfing podcast crew dive into their X-Golf league, PGA Tour updates, and an impromptu "zyn" challenge that nearly ends in disaster.
• Currently sitting in fourth place in their X-Golf league after week eight
• Discussion of X-Golf's point-per-hole scoring system
• Analysis of the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill, with Shane Lowry leading
• Commentary on struggling players including Max Homa's 81 and Cam Young's difficulties
• Planning fantasy golf leagues for The Players Championship and upcoming majors
• Review of Netflix's "Full Swing" latest season
• Debate about whether Keegan Bradley could play as both captain and player at the Ryder Cup
• Reactions to NBA betting scandals involving Terry Rozier
• Discussion of LeBron James's feud with Stephen A Smith
• Consideration of Aaron Rodgers potentially joining the New York Giants
• Announcement of the podcast's 50th episode giveaway featuring Blue Tees GPS speaker, TP5X golf balls and podcast ball markers
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Speaker 3:I saw him at the gym training on the sit-down. Fucking, stop you, fucking.
Speaker 2:I did sit in a hundred wedge shots and sim jail for public use.
Speaker 4:Right, got your smooth schmeckle fuck yeah, you're fucking funny dude hold on then you have to go throw up. Oh god, here we go, hold on no fucking way is this happening, oh?
Speaker 3:boy, welcome to the rather be golfing podcast. Not just a golf podcast, just four guys who'd rather be golfing.
Speaker 2:Carry on there was a clip on Jeopardy about Super Bowl teams and it was like what team hasn't won a?
Speaker 1:Super. Bowl since Neil Armstrong walked on the moon Is it regular and all three of them got it wrong.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they all got it wrong.
Speaker 4:Well, they know, it was the Jets. It was the Jets.
Speaker 1:One lady guessed the Texans. It's no longer the Bears, it's now the Jets.
Speaker 2:Somebody guessed, the Browns Guessed just Houston. Yeah. Well, it was a chick. And what was the other guest? Guest of the city? I forget the other guest.
Speaker 4:Occasionally there will be a person who knows sports? I think it was Giants. Oh, he did guess.
Speaker 2:Giants, you're right.
Speaker 4:Occasionally there'll be one sports guy who knows about sports who will just be in the category, but usually they don't know anything about sports. It'll be like I don't know, like fake name. I can't even name an example. Like like I don't know. Like fake name. I can't even name an example Like who's the all-time point scorer in basketball. It'd be like Michael Jackson. Or something like that, like Kofi Bryan, totally butcher it Michael Jackson's pretty close. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Letitia James. Jack Nicklaus Dude Jack Nicklaus. Oh, we just played against Jack Nicklaus. She's the attorney general. Jack dude Jack Nicklaus. Oh, we just played against Jack Nicklaus on Monday.
Speaker 5:That was one of the guy's names that we played against.
Speaker 4:Get out of here Real name. He showed you To be fair, it was Jack Nicklaus, but it was Jack Nicklaus.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2:And he looked like a famous guy too.
Speaker 3:He did look like a famous guy. He looked like McLovin.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he did, he did, he told us, I mean he he brought it up Wait, who said that. The guy we played against His name was Jack Nicklaus and he looked like McLovin, and he looked like McLovin said it. He said it. Damn, we're not saying it. We're not saying it. He said it. He's going to listen. He's going to listen.
Speaker 4:He brought it up. They're good guys, yeah they're cool, he said.
Speaker 3:the other team can only say that.
Speaker 4:But I think we're allowed to. He's a good sport, he was leaning into it a little bit.
Speaker 1:Wait, did you give him a rather big offing poker chip? Of course, then we're allowed to say it.
Speaker 2:He's a follower. He did follow us. That's it. There we go. It's a fair game.
Speaker 3:Yep, thank you for listening. I know Then a random guy walking out said oh, mclovin Nice. He wasn't happy about it.
Speaker 1:Oh, he didn't know him.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 4:Alright, that's what you were saying.
Speaker 1:Wow, he looked that much like him. It was a resemblance. It was a random guy.
Speaker 2:Are you sure it was a random guy?
Speaker 1:Yeah, he didn't know that guy If I look like Canelo, I understand.
Speaker 2:I mean, if he just said it like out of the blue, why are you sitting?
Speaker 4:on your phone like that. I'm sorry, but like Whoa he's got it on vibrate. Where am I supposed?
Speaker 2:to put it. That's the first place you put it in your pocket. I do have it on vibrate too in your pocket maybe you got your big.
Speaker 3:You got your big kangaroo pouch right there. Put it right there. Yeah, why?
Speaker 1:why was it right under his ball? I don't know, I just have it.
Speaker 4:I just have it in this can somebody call me please?
Speaker 1:because I know it's not going to fall anywhere.
Speaker 4:I like to keep my phone by my teeth for fun, dude.
Speaker 1:Somebody call me quick, come on I leave it ringing yeah, now it's gonna fall I know exactly. See your pocket.
Speaker 3:That's the point you got like no lap ratio. What's going on? What? You don't have a lot of lap, you don't have lap.
Speaker 2:What are you talking about?
Speaker 3:You're lacking lap. I also think you could fit a little bit more drink in that cup. He likes to go right to the top. I did take two sips out of that already.
Speaker 4:Jeez, you're something else One of. Jeez, you're something else One of a kind.
Speaker 1:Well, you're a freak that doesn't have ice in your cup. I guess I am Okay, you're right, cool story, sean.
Speaker 4:I didn't even say anything insulting.
Speaker 1:I know. That's why I don't know why you're laughing.
Speaker 4:I said you're one of a kind.
Speaker 3:Thanks. It's a kind thanks yeah you should be taking.
Speaker 1:Sorry you, that is a very odd side of the podcast. Yeah, man, at least I don't fucking, I don't play with pillows you know, we've all got our vices.
Speaker 3:Oh man, I'm a little fight kid tonight anyway sean yeah I know you guys, friday night he's coming in hot. He's been stewing all week.
Speaker 1:I got my wall up. My guns are pointing that way Stewing.
Speaker 3:But we were talking about X-Golf. Yeah, x-golf, back to it, and we're back in fourth place. We're still there, remaining strong in fourth yeah.
Speaker 4:Not moving, so that was week eight. That was week eight and we've been in fourth every week but won. Pretty much, pretty much Seems like it and that was the first week that we swept right, when we won. Well, it was the first week that all three of us won yeah.
Speaker 2:And we didn't sweep all the points.
Speaker 1:You're that far in fourth from third, we're not far behind.
Speaker 2:It's just everybody keeps moving up. The same almost.
Speaker 3:So I thought if you won each match you got 10 points per match, but you actually play per hole, you get a point per hole.
Speaker 2:Gotcha. So you split your 5-4, you get 5 points.
Speaker 4:The other guy gets 4 points, so there's no points for outright win.
Speaker 3:You get an extra point. It's just one point.
Speaker 4:But if you win by 2, you get 2? No?
Speaker 1:Each hole is its own point.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 1:And then if say I win 5-4, I get an additional point for winning the whole thing.
Speaker 4:Okay so, that's how you get to the total of 10.
Speaker 1:So I'm not even there and I know what to do.
Speaker 4:That seems like kind of a screwy scoring system.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is. Because you're not hole, he's up one nothing. Winning the match is he's up one nothing and you have an extra nine. Nine points to play.
Speaker 4:Play for yeah, I feel like winning the match should be worth more than just I agree I agree one point at least.
Speaker 2:Five, make it four or five and then there's the other one point for total strokes, which we usually don't win.
Speaker 4:We did win that one this time if I had known that now I know it, I might not have popped that Zin with two holes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this guy cost us definitely two points.
Speaker 4:I thought I had it locked up. I was like I could pop the Zin.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, no, you might have the point locked up, those two holes are worth basically two matches Each hole is worth a point, no matter what the whole time, that one point that you locked up, he can potentially win the other two.
Speaker 3:We actually would have been in third if you won those.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Basically you need to dominate every hole, you need to win every hole.
Speaker 4:Plate domination.
Speaker 2:Well, it's good to know now. It doesn't really matter. As long as we make playoffs, it doesn't really matter. You just keep winning your matches overall. I mean I think we've only lost two. Maybe matches Actually lose them as a team. We'll team to go back and double-check that, but we're playing well, though.
Speaker 4:Yeah. Yeah, it's good. It seems like it's trending in the right direction.
Speaker 3:Hopefully it's working out Go the after last year, I expect the championship yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah hard.
Speaker 4:Tasted victory. Where's that bike? So I'm not there.
Speaker 3:The way right in the back. It's my bike. Now your ringers out there.
Speaker 1:What said the ringers up there? Hmm, I said the ringer's not there. I don't know about that. You were a different person.
Speaker 2:You guys are in fourth you were a different guy a year ago. You guys are in fourth.
Speaker 1:We were in fourth, so it's true, I was, you're right.
Speaker 2:We were in fourth. Out of what 16 teams?
Speaker 3:And last time we were at what one out of six. We were actually second going into the playoffs, second okay.
Speaker 2:Did you fart?
Speaker 4:No, smells like fart. I will hand it to you, though. Last year you were a valuable part of that team. You played pretty well. Seen my expectations I could be wholesome I'm a gamer dude, he's a winner.
Speaker 3:Except when we play scrambles, because I've never won a scramble with you.
Speaker 1:I feel like that's because you always come back and say I always suck at scrambles. That's not true.
Speaker 3:Every other team that AJ made, we won basically.
Speaker 4:I can't have I ever played a scramble with you. I don't even know if we played on the same no because you're my replacement, basically.
Speaker 3:No, we played CIS golf outing. It was me, him, farrell, and you lost. No, we won, we crushed it. We went 15 under, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:CIS. Yeah, we were 15 under. We were like the Avengers.
Speaker 3:Dude, we were literally 12 under through like the first 12.
Speaker 2:Do people believe that score? Yeah, was there problems?
Speaker 4:We were probably three of the best golfers. We shot a 57. We were like the Monstars it was unreal. That was fun. Aj was on the team too, right yeah.
Speaker 1:Where was this?
Speaker 3:Rock Hill.
Speaker 1:AJ's there. You know, cleaning clubs morale guy.
Speaker 4:He's a big morale guy. He hits some good putts too, if memory serves.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he does. Aj knocks them all in. Yeah, aj's a good putter. You were on this team, no, but we were in one for NoHo and I'll never forget it. I drove the green and he knocked in a 35-footer for Eagle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you, I drove the green and he knocked in like a 35 footer for Eagle. Yeah, you need that guy to start off the putting Like he wants to just give you a line.
Speaker 1:Yeah, give me.
Speaker 3:he's like give me a line and I'll fucking and like even if it doesn't make the part, like he gives you a good line. Yeah, you know where you're going. Yeah.
Speaker 4:And he's not worried that shows.
Speaker 1:Is the line guy I've also played with guys that it jumps off their club weird. And you're like, oh man, he didn't hit it where he was supposed to hit it. And now you're like I still don't know the line. So having that guy is very important.
Speaker 4:AJ's the glue guy.
Speaker 1:AJ's the glue guy.
Speaker 3:He makes a team too. He makes a winning team. Well, that's how he stays on good teams, because he creates them. We won Jesse's outing last year.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he forgot to hand in the scorecard, that's because I was hurt. Thankfully there's no prize. We know that we won Nobody else knows who we won.
Speaker 3:No, there wasn't a prize.
Speaker 1:No, they gave out like t-shirts. Really. Yeah, I really yeah, I forgot what they said. Are they're doing it again? Yeah, there's no prize stonebridge.
Speaker 2:Is it just the firehouse guys? Oh, you can play. No, what? When is it august? Yeah so I mean I'll be able to do something by that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you'll be good yeah, it's a great golf outing. Yeah, good call, we start playing at 7 am. We should do the pod.
Speaker 1:It's a weekday or something you always want to do the pod AJ I'll stab me.
Speaker 4:You want to do the pod in any location.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, why?
Speaker 2:not Do it at unrealistic scenarios.
Speaker 4:Sometimes it's just not suited. We've never done one before.
Speaker 3:I like to play the cornhole tournament, because we've never done one before.
Speaker 1:I like to play the cornhole tournament yeah.
Speaker 4:No, no, no, Do the pod group.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'll play as a force, yeah.
Speaker 4:I could do that, what about?
Speaker 1:well, I mean no, not do the pod, that's impossible Are you going to be healed by? Then yeah, that's like Migo baby. I don't care. I'm ready, ready by Miko, he'll be fine. Yeah, just a lot of this.
Speaker 4:Was your injury after Miko last?
Speaker 1:year? No, it was before. It was like two months before. Did you still go? No it was like a month before.
Speaker 3:No, none of us went I don't know.
Speaker 4:I think it would take more than that for you to miss Miko. You lived for Miko. I couldn't walk. I know, but you still go drink.
Speaker 3:No, not paying, yeah, that's not worth it All that money to not go. Then we run NoHo too, without you yeah no, what's NoHo? It's pretty much end of the year, damn it. I'm going to have to find my own fucking crew.
Speaker 1:now Big shift. What are? You doing bud? What are you doing over there? Want to be my friend.
Speaker 3:It's not like a full golf outing, it's pretty much get a bunch of guys there, throw a few bucks and play. Where do we play Holbrook? Usually we play Brentwood, but we played Holbrook this year and it played tough.
Speaker 1:I was going to say the score wasn't what I thought it would be. No, I forgot. It was like six under that one or something like that yeah we didn't think we were going to win, and then the last few years at Brentwood it's been in double digits, I mean.
Speaker 3:Brentwood is definitely easier than Holbrook. Yeah, never actually played. Holbrook. Holbrook is very tight. Yeah, it is tight. A lot of woods and there's not a lot of grass. It's pretty close to Pine Ridge. Okay, Not going to lie. Holbrook, there's a lot of woods that you can't get out of. Yeah, it's just lined with trees. Yeah, you can't get out of it.
Speaker 1:Usually you can advance on most courses that have woods, but you go into the woods on Holbrook and you're dropping or re-hitting Yep. So that's three scrambles. All right, God, Three that you won without this guy. Why don't you kiss your trophy again?
Speaker 3:God damn, I should. I'm going to win it again. I'm going to win top score actually I hope you do. Then you can throw the money on the bar. No Well, if you win top score, you don't get money, you get a free trip.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of good golfers, dude. Hmm, you, these.
Speaker 3:It's going to happen.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, you drinking that day, monday morning.
Speaker 4:What are you guys talking about Monday morning?
Speaker 1:During Migo Migo, where he won twice, but that was Callaway.
Speaker 3:No, I'm going to win the whole thing. He wants to win the overall Call him my shot.
Speaker 2:The low net. There's a fine line, can't booze that much.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm boozing, I don't care.
Speaker 1:Call him a shot, bro. Okay, 74 heard it here first. Yeah, the, the, it's gonna be you two, mike kelly and aj yep, who are you playing with?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I'll figure it out dang, we'll find a guy, guys.
Speaker 1:All right, a couple dudes yeah, no, I know on the way, maybe just pick somebody up. No, I know, I know a lot of people there that you know always looking for people.
Speaker 4:Well, if you've heard he's kind of a big deal, he's very well connected at Migo.
Speaker 2:He's a huge big Migo guy.
Speaker 4:Guys want to know him, guys want to be me, want to be with him, something like that. Guys want to be him when they want to be with him. He's a very big guy at Migo, very big, huge. He's a very big guy, amigo, very big, huge.
Speaker 2:Huge Okay.
Speaker 3:Many people say All right, cognizant, classic. This is like a one year anniversary from you want to pop a zin tonight?
Speaker 2:No, this is not a year. No, is it really?
Speaker 3:Was it a year ago? Was it really? That was not a year ago? No, is it really, was it? Oh, it wasn't a year ago. It was a Cognizant classic that was a year ago.
Speaker 4:It must have been a year ago.
Speaker 2:That was a whole year ago. Yeah, the Cognizant classic. Come on it's a Friday night.
Speaker 4:Is there a clip? No, I can't do it. I got a.
Speaker 1:Niner you can take, I'll do a round.
Speaker 4:Is that a real Zen Shit?
Speaker 1:I gotta drive home Is that an energy Zen. Nah, this is a zone. Wait, wait. What's the number on that? Oh boy, that's all I got. You're at six or nine. What's the uh? How many minutes do I have to have it in for? How many minutes do I have to have it in, for I just ate pizza. No, you have to dude, I'm not doing this without you, I'm going to do it.
Speaker 4:I'm just saying you're in the line of fire.
Speaker 1:No, you got a clear shot now. And Josh's banter is up and running. And Josh's banter, I'm just going to take a microphone to the face.
Speaker 2:That's all Zen for the win. The cognitive Zen classic Dude, that was a year, March 4th 2024. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:Yo six minutes for a sixer, you have to do it, just put it in.
Speaker 1:I'm not just putting it in.
Speaker 3:Shut up for a second. The last time I dipped was in college. If you're going to throw up, fucking, get him a fucking bowl.
Speaker 4:How many milligrams was it last time?
Speaker 2:Six, it was a oh boy, six milligrams of gum pill.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but you had it in for like a half hour nine six six you want a nine cheers one year ago.
Speaker 4:You should be tougher I'm like have to wait, oh my god, you put on the side of your lip so I could fit another one you just swallowed it.
Speaker 2:It won't hit you. Oh my god, okay, is that true? Is that how it works?
Speaker 1:I feel like it's true, like you hit, all right, no, no, no, seriously, though, what's the what's? How many minutes?
Speaker 4:I don't know I'm not doing 17, right? I'm not doing this for 20 minutes. It's like a Like it hits you All, right? No, no, no. Seriously, though, what's the what's? How many minutes? I don't know. It's 8.17 right now. I'm not doing this for 20 minutes. I thought it was like a piece of gum.
Speaker 1:I'm throwing this out in six minutes. Why?
Speaker 4:The longer you leave it in, I'm going to throw up.
Speaker 2:You're going to throw Dude. The last time I did a dip it was regular pouches, though.
Speaker 1:It was in college and I'd never done one before and it was like a regular fucking weekday you weren't dipping the real chew. No, it wasn't the long cut or anything. What was that? Notre Dame, Notre Dame, yeah.
Speaker 2:First semester.
Speaker 1:And I'm chilling watching TV and my roommate comes out and goes, oh yo, you want to throw in a dip whatever? And he tossed me one. I'm like, screw it, oh, this is burning, they're just so. I'm laying there, said I just ate chinese food for lunch or dinner, I think it was. So I'm like, good, I have, I have it in, right. An hour later he comes back out and I'm still fucking doing it right, and he's like, oh shit, you still have that in. I was like, yeah, I don't know. He's like I'm, he's like you could probably get rid of it now. So I go to throw, I put it in the bottle and I go to throw it out. I fucking hit one wall and I went all the way to the other and I was like the room was fucking spinning and I'm like, oh my god, it hit me all at once, went to the bathroom. I was scooping chinese food out of my mouth. That's gross, you know it was fucking sean rip.
Speaker 2:What'd you have?
Speaker 1:sean rip 2.0. What'd you eat for dinner tonight? Uh, a half of, uh like a chicken sandwich. Oh, this is burning burn. They're not as spicy, it's like what is it which this is like? Oh man, my lips are fucking on fire right now.
Speaker 2:What flavor is it cinnamon? I don't know, I'm trying not to swallow. Is it really dragon fruit? Oh, dragon feels like it smells good.
Speaker 3:Good, they're not as strong as zins I feel like are you okay, you beating up yet? I'm good for now. It's funny.
Speaker 1:Good for now, yeah is it good that I'm doing this? I don't know, I do it I got two right he's a professional though. Upper deckies, you do fucking two every fucking five minutes.
Speaker 4:Jack Nicklaus had the.
Speaker 1:Tucker.
Speaker 4:Carlson, oh yeah he did.
Speaker 3:He has his own brand. Yeah, oh wow, I guess Zinn got mad that he was talking him up.
Speaker 4:Oh, tucker Carlson, oh, maybe they just don't like.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they don't probably like him, I don't know. Yeah, he Tucker Carlson, but he was a big advocate for he was yeah, he's great for your mental clarity, you know.
Speaker 4:Yeah, mental acuity. They say that nicotine enhances the, it does the cognizant, the cogn, your cognizition.
Speaker 2:Yes, the nootropic cognizant. How fitting. Yeah, I bet it does. I'm sure there's some benefit to it.
Speaker 4:Like a couple months ago Russell Crowe was on Joe Rogan and he was saying, like that's why you can't quit cigarettes, because it I don't know, like you're saying, it's kind of a nootropic. I think he'd probably find a way to get a different nicotine fix.
Speaker 2:I know it's good for my brain but bad for my lungs.
Speaker 4:You from my lungs you know one of those, We'll die soon.
Speaker 2:We're all gonna die.
Speaker 1:I don't have to do those. I would throw up Definitely. Wait, have you never? No, alright.
Speaker 3:Never, ever, I wouldn't. No, not doing that. It's not worth it. I've went from smoking a pack a day to doing a tin a day of fucking Skol.
Speaker 4:Everybody does Definitely better. It's, like you know, chewing gum nowadays.
Speaker 3:I know People that never done nicotine have been doing it.
Speaker 2:Once you make something like cleaner, then more people will do it. It's like the vape right. Nobody that plenty of people who never smoked a cigarette vape. And now everybody will do a Zin because it's not dirty and gross and you're not spitting out brown juice everywhere.
Speaker 1:And it's glor, dirty and gross and you're not spitting out brown juice everywhere glorified on like social media. Yes, it's cool, kids are like yeah, you know wait, am I supposed to be spitting? No, yeah, no, you're like a child, yeah, now, now I'm like questioning it's supposed to just suck like suck into your lip and spit out this like dude like a regular fucking. I think I'm high. I'll soak into. You're setting me up right now. It's like I have a feeling you're setting me up.
Speaker 4:It's like being drunk for the first time. I think we're drunk guys. You know You're supposed to feel this way. You're the vet.
Speaker 3:Are you freaking out man?
Speaker 1:No, about to Are you having a bad trip.
Speaker 2:Got three more minutes. Those are laced with ayahuasca.
Speaker 3:You can't waste my fucking zones bro.
Speaker 1:Keep it in there, bro 15 minutes at least, don't they have?
Speaker 3:like a save it for later.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going to reuse.
Speaker 4:Give me another one of those, is it though? No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1:Isn't there like?
Speaker 3:a? Yeah, I could put it on the reverse side. Usually I just put like old ones in there if I have nowhere to put it.
Speaker 1:Reverse side. Usually I just put like old ones in there, if I have nowhere to put it.
Speaker 2:Oh gotcha, yeah, okay, wait, you come back for it later.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, there's a oh.
Speaker 1:In the container. In the container, there's a thing underneath it. Okay, it's a separate pouch. You can put the one that you're using in. Save it for later if you don't know.
Speaker 2:Save it for later. That's gross. Yes, I swear to.
Speaker 1:God, I'm sorry, whip it out. Whoa Whip it out.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 3:No, ditty.
Speaker 4:Save it for later. Put it next to your tater tots and your.
Speaker 2:He's going to pop one on his phone under his paint, go straight into the bloodstream.
Speaker 3:Look, watch. No well, the top you can like open up. I didn't even know it's like oh wow, secret compartment. Yeah, wow yeah so, like, if I don't have a garbage, like or I'm okay, that makes sense, I'm sitting in time yeah, I can't get up, you know I'm done.
Speaker 4:I'm already starting to feel it, inject it right into my veins. I don't know what to do with this. You don, you don't just swallow it.
Speaker 1:Oh, you took it out. Yeah, bro, what a puss. I don't want to be it Dude, it's been Six minutes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, six minutes.
Speaker 5:You lose Fucking scared Dude. I already feel it. Wait, just swallow it. Just swallow it Be a man.
Speaker 4:Come on it's payback. Donate that to science.
Speaker 1:What kind of DNA is this? Fuck, I might call an Uber home now Fester.
Speaker 4:I'm already feeling it.
Speaker 1:I don't know how you're doing this. Say no bitch, yeah we'll find out. We will Famous last words.
Speaker 2:I got to get up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you'll be able to start touching my face, yeah.
Speaker 2:When you start seeing the sweat beating Once he stops talking, that's when you know that is the sign.
Speaker 3:That is the sign. That is the sign. That's the initial sign yeah but he's done them before, so I think I'm a vet.
Speaker 1:Yeah one year ago. I'm feeling it like I said.
Speaker 3:He popped the 3 at he popped the 3 at X-Golf and lost it.
Speaker 4:I mean oh, did you guys see the?
Speaker 1:the country singer I think it was Zach, I forget who it was. It was a country singer that someone threw him a zin and he looked and he went what A three. And he threw it right back to him. No, it was a golfer. No, it was during a concert. That was hilarious, though. He's like a three and he threw it right back to him. He's like I don't want that shit. Threes do suck. Yeah.
Speaker 2:What's the most they make? What's the highest?
Speaker 3:I don't know. I heard some crazy ones that are like fucking 15, 12.
Speaker 1:You probably have to order those online or something. Yeah, I don't know. I think nine is the most you can get through a store.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean. So you buy a nine at 7-Eleven.
Speaker 3:I'm not a big fan of the nines, but yeah, you can get that sore, though I like how I like how we were supposed to talk about the Cogs and fucking golf Straight to Zin.
Speaker 1:I can't believe that was a year ago. That is crazy.
Speaker 2:Time flies Would have been epic. I think some of it's still in the bathroom, probably.
Speaker 3:He's like I cleaned it up. I'm like, bro, it's all over my shower.
Speaker 4:I did the best I could. You know you couldn't see straight. The room was spinning. Yeah, yeah, come back out here. He's like you. Look, I hit the toilet. Talk about Porzingis. You know Porzingis have remember.
Speaker 3:Porzingis oh.
Speaker 4:God. So Anyway, cognizant, cognizant. I don't know if anybody watched Joe Highsmith First time winner on the PGA Tour First time, I think. Are you a big fan because he wears the bucket hat? Yeah, I mean more of a fan of Damon. I think he's the one that kind of set the trend. Everybody started wearing him after his first swing came out last year didn't, ricky wear him when he was younger, though.
Speaker 4:No, it was like a flat broom. Not a fan of the flat broom, but he brought those into style many years ago when he first came onto the tour. The flat broom hat yeah, everybody's wearing the bucket hat. It wasn't so cool the first time I, because I knew that Damon wore them before Full Swing came out, so I was trying to. I was inspired by him. I wore it to Amigo one year and it wasn't a hit. It was the opposite. Then I come back the next year and everybody has a bucket hat. You look great wearing it, I think so. I like it.
Speaker 1:I think, so I like it, he goes.
Speaker 4:I think so it's a nice hat.
Speaker 1:It's cool. Jill said I look cute Not my style.
Speaker 4:No, nah, what are you going to do? Not everybody can pull it off.
Speaker 3:I do want to find a good hat I can wear like that, maybe a cowboy hat. Should I start rocking a cowboy?
Speaker 1:hat Dude, that'd be. Yeah, no, you were rocking the.
Speaker 2:Big sombrero Maybe Like, just do something totally different.
Speaker 1:What's the the no, the A fedora no.
Speaker 3:I want to hear where he's going with it.
Speaker 1:I forgot. I don't know what it's called, what the? You rocked that.
Speaker 3:I guess what Bryson.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bryson wore that.
Speaker 3:Oh, I wore it a few times.
Speaker 1:There was a trend for like six months that you wore that.
Speaker 2:Do you have the razors in it, like PE blinders? Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, it was actually Yep, or a trench coat.
Speaker 3:Actually it was a Boondock Saints hat, boston Scally, they actually make really good hats.
Speaker 4:Were you. It was pretty nice, I have to admit. Speaking of which, were you at the St Patrick's Day Parade? I was. I didn't see you marching I can't march the injury Brother come on, I don't know when were you Across from Jackson Hall. Oh, so you were stationed. Yeah, I got to say I don't want to call. Maybe I shouldn't say this. Forget it. Should I say it?
Speaker 3:Well, might as well tell us, I can take it out All right.
Speaker 4:So I was at the St Patrick's Day Parade, possibly my least favorite day of the year. It's just always so cold what you have to navigate a bunch of drunk idiots everywhere. My fucking favorite day of the year this is East.
Speaker 2:Isle, bro, you're not in New York City.
Speaker 4:Especially with two kids. It's just a lot of good food and could kind of, you know, get out of the cold and everything. But, uh, we were outside watching the parade and one point I was looking around actually what was probably because it was so cold it was less crowded than years past and I noted that there were two people who brought their own chair. They were sitting. Sitting in One was Jill and Caitlin's pregnant wife, and the other was AJ. Oh God, yeah like a folding chair. There was not another folding chair.
Speaker 3:Well, they're the only two smart people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, no, no. There's a lot of people that.
Speaker 3:I'm guessing you really wish you had a chair, yeah.
Speaker 4:We had chairs at where I was. Well, I went inside and sat when I felt the need to sit.
Speaker 3:I guess not everybody had that privilege, but yeah, I mean, if I went to a parade and I was sitting there watching it, I would wish I had a chair.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, there's a lot of chairs. That's reasonable. There's a lot of chairs. A lot of people also parked their car strategically where they could sit on their tailgate.
Speaker 4:Yeah Well, I don't think there was. Even you couldn't just pull your car up, we had to park, like probably half a mile away.
Speaker 1:For that parade. People parked the day before. Yeah, Honestly.
Speaker 2:Well, it depends where you're at.
Speaker 1:If you're in like a parking lot, you can pull up the front spots. People parked their car in a parking lot the day before so they could sit.
Speaker 4:How many fire departments are there in the march in that parade? Because it felt like it went forever.
Speaker 1:It's like 30 fire departments? No, because it felt like it went forever. It's like 30 fire departments? No, it's not 30. What?
Speaker 2:happens if there's a fire it felt like a lot.
Speaker 3:It was like an hour hour and a half two hours long, what Not? Seven, and then they have like other, you know. No way, it's seven fire departments.
Speaker 1:There's not 30 either. I'm closer to fucking the real number than you are there's no way. That was embell.
Speaker 4:They had other stuff. It is wild, yeah, like a karate class.
Speaker 3:I would say 25. Tiger Schulman.
Speaker 1:Not even close, John. No, it was a 100%.
Speaker 4:No, something else I don't know, like Shaolin self-defense or something.
Speaker 3:Dude, the parade kicks off. We always went last. I am telling you you're wrong and we'd be waiting for like an hour and a half. There's maybe 10.
Speaker 1:That's on the high side. No way, okay, you're wrong. I'm just letting you know you're wrong.
Speaker 2:Where can we get the information from? I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Did you videotape it. What the fuck? Yeah Me the whole thing, yeah that guy.
Speaker 4:Video. He ain't no videographer. Nah bro, what do you think I'm going to do?
Speaker 1:Record this, what, honestly, you probably go, I want to enjoy myself people who sit there record unless they're getting paid to do it or like they're posting it like for a company or something dude they're gonna go home and fucking watch it on their tv.
Speaker 4:Maybe they will they grind your gears.
Speaker 3:It's memories they're capturing you were there drinking the entire time. You probably just saw 10 fucking performance, that's it. You're like oh, it was only 10. I'm telling you there's no way. It's only 10, it's only 10, no way I think it's.
Speaker 4:It's gotta be more than 10 ugh regardless.
Speaker 1:Kofi, how can we find our uh where you are? There's no way. There's no way.
Speaker 2:Secretary, over here he's nice secretary, it's not whatever, it's my secretary bro you're the laptop guy remember from season one that guy, that guy Same.
Speaker 3:thing.
Speaker 4:It's not worth digging into. I don't think.
Speaker 1:I guarantee you I'm closer to the number than you are.
Speaker 3:Alright, look it up, that's it, man, it's making you aggressive Combative. It really is Nicotine's not good for you.
Speaker 1:Imagine if I had it for another five more minutes.
Speaker 3:You'd be upstairs throwing up and right now.
Speaker 4:Alright, let's move on from the cognizant, because nobody watched it and nobody cares. Apparently we got to wait, wait, hold on. Wasn't there a 59 shot? No way 59. That was at the yeah right we talked about that last week oh, we did, we did, yeah.
Speaker 4:After that, nothing really eventful happened. It was a bunch of mid-level tour players competing. I don't remember who was towards the top of the leaderboard. There was a couple of names up there, but Joe Highsmith emerged victorious. And now we've got an elevated event, the Arnie Palmy. Pew, pew, pew, pew. Arnie Palmy, arnie Palmy.
Speaker 2:Arnie Palmy. Who wants an Arnie Palmy? Arnie Palmy alert.
Speaker 4:And the big names are out. They're out in full force. The PGA Tour season 2025 season is officially underway. Max Homa shot in 81. Usually he runs the internet. He's on the right side of the shit talking twitter and, for the first time that I can remember, he the, you know, the right side of the shit talking Twitter and for the first time in that I can remember, he's really, uh, you know, shouldering the brunt of the online attacks for shooting 81 in the opening round. He has not been playing well at all. Uh the season.
Speaker 1:Well, he's going through this. That swing change right. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 4:I mean he's going through something.
Speaker 1:No, he said he's going through a pretty pretty big swing change that has been going back like a couple months. Now that he's, it's not. He's going through the growing pains 81.
Speaker 4:They're saying he honored kobe with the 81 because he wore a kobe jersey. I think that at waste management or something.
Speaker 3:Maybe he should post a video of his swing and he should roast yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, he hasn't. He hasn't backed. I mean, I guess what can you say? Usually he would have something funny to to quiet the critics, yeah, but I guess it's gotta be frustrating. You know he dedicates his life to golf and when you're playing that bad you know, yeah, in that bad, you know.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's in like straight victor hovland mode right now. Very similar. Yeah, another guy who's going through it is cam young. It's not been playing well. I I'm in a league where I pick six golfers uh, drop kings league every week and homa and cam young, their, their salary, their cost just keep going down and I'm like this is great value. Um, cam young is seven thousand dollars. It's like one of the cheaper guys and and it's not working out this guy, who was a top 15 player in the world last year.
Speaker 1:Didn't Cam Young just shoot? Isn't he plus 10 right?
Speaker 4:now he hasn't won on tour, but he's been knocking on the door and he has not been playing well at all this year, and late last year he shot 82. The only guy in the field who had a worse opening round than Homa.
Speaker 1:So yeah, Wow because wasn't he in the President's Cup last year? Cam.
Speaker 3:I think, he was, I think, the TGL actually not good for him. For Homa, for Homa, no for Cam.
Speaker 4:Oh for Cam. Yeah, two guys who have been on bad teams in the TGL too.
Speaker 3:There's been a lot of criticism saying that he's so fucking quiet and boring. Hold on.
Speaker 1:Why do you say that's fucking him up though the?
Speaker 3:TGL, because I just told you, because he's getting a lot of criticism saying he's boring, shit like that, like nobody really cares about New York, like their whole team is boring. They are. And they're fucking not playing well there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they have such a good team.
Speaker 1:I was going to say remember when we went over the team in the beginning New York I thought it was like, oh shit, they're going to be really good, Is that Shoffley?
Speaker 4:Is he on New York? I think so. Shoffley Fowler. I think it's Shoffley Fowler Shoffley. I think it's Shoffley Fowler. Yes, yeah, cam Young. Yeah, ironically, or surprisingly, I should say he's not playing well either. Fowler is the one out of Cam Young, shoffley and Fowler. Fowler might be the one who's playing the best lately. Shoffley is not playing well in this tournament either. I don't know what he shot today, but over par on Thursday. But the course is playing really tough, bay Hill.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're saying that's the toughest course they play First round.
Speaker 1:there weren't many sub-pars.
Speaker 4:The scores are not high.
Speaker 3:That rough is fucking brutal.
Speaker 4:Right now Shane Lowry is leading by two over Wyndham Clark at eight under, and then he's at eight under Wyndham Clark's at minus six, and then I think there's a group at minus four. But after two days there's really only one guy who's playing well. You could say Today he had a good round.
Speaker 1:What's coming up next week? Is the players right? Yes, so there's. I was going to mention to you guys before, but I'll do it now. There's a pool that I'm usually in. I know I mentioned it to you guys last year, but you guys weren't interested. Are you guys interested this year? It's you pick four players in the four majors and then the players, so there's five tournaments all together.
Speaker 1:You pick four guys and once you pick those four guys, you can't pick them in the next four events yeah, I've heard of things like this and then, and then it goes by, um, it goes by winnings, like prize pool winnings, and then they add up the prize pool winnings and that's your, that's your number for that week. Yeah, so you can win that week, or, and then you can win the overall. So there's probably going to be about 40, I think like 40 guys that are in it. I don't know if you guys are interested in doing it. I think we, I think it'll be cool to do for overalls Good money.
Speaker 3:If you win that week, you win your money back, a hundred bucks A hundred bucks, and then it's, it's, it's one a month.
Speaker 1:That wouldn't usually that's what it usually $100 total.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Sure I'd be interested in that, I think we need to do something.
Speaker 4:I think that'll be kind of cool. I think that's.
Speaker 3:I came in third. One year I won 300, I think.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it's hard, it's tough. Yeah, you can't reuse anybody, cause you can't reuse it and you gotta be strategic on well-ware kind of thing. Yeah, that interests me.
Speaker 4:I think that's what we're missing this year.
Speaker 1:I'll mention it.
Speaker 4:We don't pick tournaments anymore.
Speaker 3:Fantasy-type competition. We could do the DraftKings thing. I gotta look into that more.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I liked it when it was competition between us. That was kind of yeah.
Speaker 2:We're already talking about the external lights off in fight.
Speaker 1:I'll give you guys his info and we'll do it because the players aren't due till next week. So, all right, we'll talk the four guys, so we'll talk, we'll talk. But I think that'd be cool to like, you know a little inside competition. So I think we got to do the DraftKings. I know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we should do the DraftKings. Anyone do DraftKings before I?
Speaker 1:don't.
Speaker 3:I'm in a league, so set it up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not getting you guys to the league I'm in next year no, no, no.
Speaker 3:I think we should just do us four I guess it's four, it's us four.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sure, we could do that.
Speaker 3:Start it we Next week. Yeah, we'll do it every week.
Speaker 4:From the players on Okay, I'll do it, I'll start it.
Speaker 3:Fucking do it, do it, do it.
Speaker 2:Cool, it won't happen. It'll happen, it's not going to. I have no faith. When's your work trip? It's in about a month.
Speaker 4:Oh, it's a month from now, where are you going? Virginia. I've been invited on a work golf outing. It's a lot of pressure for me personally because I played probably the best nine holes I've ever played in my life when I played with my boss and my work colleague last season and yeah, I think I was kind of invited to impress maybe for networking purposes. It's still juicy, yeah, so it's a lot to live up to. I'm scared.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 4:It's a nice course. I forget what the course is called now, but it was formerly the TPC Virginia Pete Dye Design. Okay, very nice course. Yeah, I'm excited. Should be fun, cool. Hopefully I don't make a fool of myself. How many people are in this?
Speaker 2:Are there other people from other companies?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:And they're all golfers. Oh boy, it's a networking event. I don't really know. Honestly, I don't know anything about the company that is hosting that Winner gets a $3 billion contract. I don't know, I don't know the whole business.
Speaker 1:Winning against Ryder Cup tickets.
Speaker 2:Oh, that'd be cool. Oh, I just entered, sorry. Side note there's a you can enter for US Open tickets for next year. Okay, I just did that.
Speaker 3:Where's? That at Shinnecock.
Speaker 4:Shinnecock yeah. And what's the deal with the Ryder Cup? Their tickets are like $900. That's insane. Yeah, I have to go. Can? It's insane? Yeah, have to go. Could we like break in Volunteer? You could definitely break in Something along the road. Get a tent, I'll just rob a bank or something. I'll figure it out, have to go $900.
Speaker 2:I don't you kind of have to go.
Speaker 4:How could you not? It's right here Something that you would regret for the rest of your life, when are we going?
Speaker 2:No, but it's right here, bethpage, I know.
Speaker 4:The People's Course.
Speaker 1:It's our course it is. Played it yeah.
Speaker 4:You never played it have you Not black?
Speaker 2:We've got to find a way. Look up tickets.
Speaker 4:They're $900. They're only going to get higher.
Speaker 1:They're worth it $1,000 plus tax.
Speaker 4:They were $700. Let me see Last time I checked another $900.
Speaker 1:I think the practice round was in, like the sevens, that's insane.
Speaker 3:I would rather. Which is crazy. I'm not even going to go if it's that much money.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, I think like a parking pass at Jones Beach was like $100. I have to go one day We'll take an Uber.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh boy, how did you not go? Oh, oh boy, how did you not go? Oh, oh, oh, oh. What do you see? Oh, oh, oh, I found one for 400. Oh, it's just parking 535.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's just um. They use their banter. Three tickets or four, you gonna go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would go Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, 568. You can get four tickets, 568 each. Get them For what day? That's the first day. First day, yeah. The second, friday and Saturday, are $1,200 right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:The level of foam?
Speaker 2:Oh wait wait, a second Thursday is a practice round, isn't it? No, it's a three-day event. Yes, sorry, okay then, so Friday, saturday, sunday, those are all $1,200.
Speaker 4:Listen, the kids could eat ramen, boxed mac and cheese for a couple weeks.
Speaker 3:I should have bought tickets. The last time I looked, Dude gotta go.
Speaker 1:Gotta go. That's insane. Could we put it under the rather big offing business expense?
Speaker 4:If we didn't go and they won, I don't know we're gonna have to up our dues.
Speaker 2:Where do you think our dues are going? He's going to be like hey guys, I found out, I got a ticket.
Speaker 1:See you guys later.
Speaker 2:When are you going to drop?
Speaker 1:me off.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's going to be 50 this month.
Speaker 1:No, all of a sudden he'll be like oh Josh, where you at Ryan boys on this selfie VIP third hole starting to get a little warm oh boy, it has been like it's been a half an hour.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to vomit, but your neck is getting red, redneck.
Speaker 1:I'm having deja vu right now. I'm going to throw this in the garbage you're going to throw what you're going to throw up put it in the thing in the zin holder and then, you know, depending on how I'm feeling, I'm gonna put another in what whoa, someone's graduated
Speaker 3:this guy's wild bro, whoa, oh shit oh, that was not a straight line.
Speaker 1:He's was wild, you're wild, yo.
Speaker 3:I don't think he knows where he is right now Fucking wild man. How lucky am I that he's my brother-in-law. Yeah, I mean, you really won the lottery. I really did.
Speaker 1:Yeah, not many people have those, it's true. It could be a lot worse, could be.
Speaker 3:Yeah, get to golf with him all the time. I know I'm better than I'm at golf, not even here to defend himself it's all good, I'm gonna let it roll that really irks him too I know it definitely irks him 100.
Speaker 1:Hey, sean, when did you start golfing, oh god he grew up across the street from a golf course. Yeah, he snuck in every day, yeah, 10 10 years old.
Speaker 3:I started playing like five years ago.
Speaker 1:You were 30 in your 30s, mid 30s, yeah, early 30s. Oh, he even got you a. You didn't get me one. Nah, I got one. Of course he didn't get you one. Yeah, he did get me one. Oh, he did. What a guy See. Like I said After you just got done, busting his balls, of course, I gotta. Wow. I think you owe him an apology. He owes you an apology.
Speaker 3:You gotta make fun of family.
Speaker 4:Yeah, what did you say when I was gone?
Speaker 3:Nothing. You're so handsome, you're so good looking.
Speaker 4:What talking about how much I suck?
Speaker 3:I said I'm like I'm so lucky you're my brother-in-law.
Speaker 4:Thanks how much I suck I said I'm like I'm so lucky you're my brother-in-law. Thanks, man, I feel the same.
Speaker 2:And such a bromance.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I know I suck at golf, but you know I should be better. What do you want from me? You know, at this point in my I think, I think you're.
Speaker 1:You are better than me I go. You are better than me at golf. If you clear your head, you would be all right.
Speaker 4:I think my ceiling is high, very high you suck.
Speaker 3:I feel like you just need to work on your wedge shots.
Speaker 4:That's about it, he does. That's the problem. Honestly, my putting sucks.
Speaker 3:Your putting's really not bad when you're on in putting. You're on in putting your putting's really good. Yeah, let's not talk about it.
Speaker 4:You gotta stop having kids. Wait, when was the last time you played?
Speaker 2:That's detrimental to you. I'm very detrimental.
Speaker 3:Josh has got like two rounds left Last season.
Speaker 2:We played together. What like October or something like that, did we play? I think we played later in the year together at some point.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know. The last time I played November, maybe.
Speaker 2:Remember when we played with that guy and his wife.
Speaker 4:Yeah, swan.
Speaker 3:Lake. Yeah, that was weird. That was like Bethpage, that guy and his girlfriend.
Speaker 4:That's what we're talking about, right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but didn't you say the girlfriend didn't play though.
Speaker 4:The guy and his girlfriend who wasn't playing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was me and you no, that was you guys. We played the guy and his girlfriend play. She had headphones in the whole time. Oh, you did.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, it was me and him. No, what, that was a different time you weren't there A different time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this was at Swan Lake.
Speaker 2:No, it was at Swan Lake, right Swan Lake or Spring Lake. Spring.
Speaker 4:Lake, I think it was.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 4:Bethpage was me and you. Yes, that I. I remember that the girl was like Holding his clubs.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she was like a caddy. It was a white guy. There's no way they're still together. He had like an Asian wife, girlfriend, whatever. She had headphones in Like the whole time. Was she good? No, I don't remember.
Speaker 1:I mean she was terrible, I don't know, I feel like if she was good, if she was good, she really talked he would remember she didn't.
Speaker 2:She's just ignoring me. She hates me.
Speaker 1:I'm like, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Great, this is going to be a good round, isn't that the?
Speaker 4:Asian way.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I don't know. They were all right, they were nice. Sit there and watch me, it was spring late.
Speaker 4:If I saw an image of them, I'm sure it would jar it but it's all around.
Speaker 3:I can't identify every single one.
Speaker 4:By the way 50 degrees all this week.
Speaker 2:It's crazy it's either freezing cold are we playing? Yeah are you working this weekend are you off?
Speaker 3:you work. What do you got? Uh, I'm working responsibilities 3 to 11 on sunday. Tomorrow I got my brother's birthday. Oh shit, I know, I thought it was that night. I'm like, oh, I could play during the day, but it's at one o'clock, what the I know. I think it's gonna be a little chilly to play in the morning. It is, we could what if you're not scared.
Speaker 4:What are we talking?
Speaker 3:tomorrow manana I mean the podcast won't come out till like next week sometime what do you want to play, sure?
Speaker 2:why not? Are we gonna play what do you want? Week sometime Would you want to play Sure? Why not? Are we going to play what do you?
Speaker 3:want to play. What do you want to do? It's going to have to be early, though I'm going to be done before 1.
Speaker 4:It's probably going to be colder then. I mean.
Speaker 2:Obviously, yeah, whatever brother, you afraid of the cold, I know.
Speaker 1:You want to play? Let my policy. He's scared, he's scared. If it's not after June 1st, I don't play. Remember July 1st to July 4th.
Speaker 2:Tight window. Tight window. What's open right now? Over 70. Is there a Bethpage course open? Yeah?
Speaker 4:It's going to be windy as hell.
Speaker 1:If I need to wear it, if I need to double glove it, I'm not happy. Fuck that If you're scared you're scared, apparently you're scared.
Speaker 4:I'm freezing.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, no thanks, maybe next time.
Speaker 3:I'm probably going to play Wednesday.
Speaker 2:It is going to feel like 30 degrees tomorrow morning. Yeah, I'm going to pass on that.
Speaker 1:Wind, wind, wind, wind. Yeah, but is it supposed to warm up? No, you got to be done it it feels like temp, though no, tomorrow's going to be cloudy and windy Sunday's the better day really Wait. When's it going to be in the afternoon? When Tomorrow?
Speaker 4:Windy, Windy, I feel like oh, it feels like I'm not playing in 22 mile an hour, wind 31 at 1 o'clock.
Speaker 3:Oh, the one's supposed to kick up at 11.
Speaker 1:31 at 1 o'clock yeah actual 44.
Speaker 2:When is daylight savings soon? Sunday. This weekend start golfing after work, nine holes yeah, when does that start up?
Speaker 1:what your?
Speaker 2:oh, I don't know whenever, probably May, june. But we can play after work, sure time you get out usually what time?
Speaker 1:what time do you do you usually have your work thing on? What is it Tuesday?
Speaker 2:it was on Wednesdays, but it's like 5 o'clock. But it what time do you usually have your work thing On? What Is it Tuesday? It was on Wednesdays, but it was like 5 o'clock. But it's not until probably May or June and that was just a random. The good thing about that was it's not like a real league Like 10 guys showed up this week. It didn't matter, it was just for that week.
Speaker 1:And they're pretty good with tee times and stuff, like just showing up, or did you guys this?
Speaker 2:one guy books them all. You get a head count who's coming. Yeah, you get a head count for the week prior and then, oh Timber, yeah my dad. He books them online.
Speaker 1:My dad's part of a men's club there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is informal this is not like an official league they're very good with it. But a Wednesday yeah, several tee times.
Speaker 1:Oh, you never know.
Speaker 2:I'm saying I did it last year for like 10 weeks. It was pretty easy they made it work.
Speaker 1:I remember we used to go a couple times to Timber.
Speaker 2:But anybody can play any week, so you could just show up and pay 10 bucks.
Speaker 1:Wait, it's 10 bucks. Oh for Twilight.
Speaker 2:No For the League. Oh, the League, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's 10, so sometimes there was like 150 bucks. You know, 15 guys show up. Anyone can show up. Anybody can show up. You can show up if you want. If you're around Wednesdays, if you're around on a Wednesday night, you could use a few extra bucks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was going to say that's gas money, right?
Speaker 2:there. Yeah, it's handicapped and everything, so it's legit All right.
Speaker 3:So then, oh boy, we're 50 minutes in.
Speaker 1:I feel like we haven't talked about anything I know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we really haven't. This is a good one. It's a straight bullshit podcast. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2:I love it. These are the best, though. What else?
Speaker 4:do we have here coming up? While we're on the topic, you want to talk about full swing. Talk about the first few episodes, I guess yeah, sure, why not?
Speaker 1:I watched the whole one day, so thoughts compared to season one, very good I think it was the best one. To be honest, yeah, I like it better than you know.
Speaker 4:Yeah, this is season three, yes, so you think it's getting better each year yes, I do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, not gonna lie. I thought it started out a little slow, but then it got really. It got really good, like like glued to the second half yeah yeah, no, no, even like first two, three episodes, the last Four or five were yeah.
Speaker 4:Were Must watch TV. I'm only through five episodes. I think you said you're on Three or four, four yeah. I feel like it's A little slow. It was slow in the beginning. I have to admit Um Interesting. You know I like it Because I like golf, but for the casual golf fan I don't know they're mostly recapping the season, the season, yeah, well, yeah.
Speaker 3:That's pretty much what it is.
Speaker 4:But yeah Wow.
Speaker 1:I felt like the first episode and the second episode, that's all it was.
Speaker 4:It's mostly on course. Well, that's what they're doing. No, usually they get into the the life. Right, right, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Where the first two episodes, aside from the Scheffler arrest, like.
Speaker 4:I feel like it's only basically following golf tournaments and what happened on the course.
Speaker 3:Well, what are you going to follow around? People like actually, yeah. The one with like Brooks Koepka at his house.
Speaker 2:Like Kepka at his house like yeah, you had his wife in a bikini the whole time. That was good, but yeah, I don't. What else are you gonna follow? Yeah, what?
Speaker 3:I get it. You had Rory celebrating with a fucking bottle of wine.
Speaker 4:There was the whole live controversy and drag dance stuff that I thought was interesting.
Speaker 3:Do you think it was better or worse? Telling me yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm only. I mean, I still have a few episodes to go. What are you on?
Speaker 1:Josh, the ending was I thought it was the best.
Speaker 3:Actually, I didn't finish the last episode. I forgot the last episode was the best. I watched the beginning of the last episode and I didn't finish it I.
Speaker 1:The last episode is the best episode.
Speaker 3:I watched the beginning of the last episode. I didn't finish it.
Speaker 4:I liked the episode from the previous season with damon or was that season one and his caddy and their relationship and everything that was season one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was season.
Speaker 4:Um, it's fine. I just feel like there's nothing that I didn't already know well, that's a problem too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was the first. Few episodes are recapping a lot and it's really not a day in the life of it's more like I mean, we do a podcast, we talk about this shit every week, so it's like yeah, you're gonna know more than yeah, but it is.
Speaker 4:If I didn't know about the scheffler stuff, it would be like, well, you know oh yeah, I'd be glued yeah yeah, um, and it's still interesting. It's a good watch, um, I know a little bit less about menluLiu Li. I know he has an active social media presence and he's a fan favorite, so I'm kind of interested to see where his episode goes. Oh, so you haven't seen it?
Speaker 1:I was just about to talk about it, so I won't.
Speaker 4:I'm like 20 minutes into the episode.
Speaker 1:Well, all right, so they do. I didn't realize he has a sister. That's better than him. Yeah, lpga, yeah, he's won.
Speaker 4:She's won a lot. I don't know if she's better than him, but maybe on that tour.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean she's won as comparison to yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, she's one of the best players.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and she's, she's, she supports him.
Speaker 3:She goes to all his maybe. Maybe not all of them, but I guess the the major, the major ones, yeah, which is cool I would like to see him do well, yeah, like I really didn't follow too much.
Speaker 1:But his whole thing was people get on him for being like a charismatic guy on youtube. So he gets that. Well, he's an instagram guy. That instagram, that youtube style yeah, like personality and he's trying Instagram golfer. That Instagram, that YouTube style. Yeah, like personality and he's trying to like. He says it does tick him off a little bit because he's like I am a good golfer. He just hasn't proved it on tour. And he's good enough to be a top guy Like he fought. He was on the President's Cup last year.
Speaker 4:Yeah they say his iron game isn't that strong.
Speaker 3:I think yeah, yeah they say his iron game isn't, uh, that strong. I think, yeah, I mean his driver's great. I mean his fucking ball speed's like being a little dude, he's a bomber.
Speaker 1:You can bomb it, he's still young yeah, he's still young yeah, who was it?
Speaker 4:some of these guys.
Speaker 1:It takes a little longer for them to you know who was it that said if I swung like that, I'd break my back?
Speaker 3:oh it was jason day. Yeah, yeah, well, because back in the day they had the video of him out driving jason day yeah, that's right, he's like 15, 16 years old, or something jason had the best round today at bay hill did he yeah, he started.
Speaker 4:His first round was over par, and then today I think he was seven under, which, on that course, is really. I think it was windy too. I bet keegan bradley yeah, he, let's go came back down to earth a little bit. He had a not-so-good back nine today, but he's in contention. The first round, though, he was what three under.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think he's Four under, five under, I think he finished at.
Speaker 4:He's played today in even par and right now I think he's at minus three.
Speaker 3:Speaking of Keegan Bradley and the Ryder Cup earlier, cup earlier. Do you think if he plays well enough he'll play? He'll be a player captain.
Speaker 1:That would be something I mean. Does that ever happen? I don't think he's close enough, I don't think I don't think he's.
Speaker 4:Is he eligible to play? Yeah, he can't pick himself, but I guess if he qualifies if he qualifies.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess, if you're the one of the six that qualify, that ever happened he's been playing well, dude, yeah that'd be.
Speaker 4:That'll be interesting to watch. That would be very interesting. Yeah, I mean he was I'm. What episode do they go into? Do they talk about that at all this season? Last episode. I'm excited to see that it's the best one. That was one of my favorite episodes last season.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's the best one.
Speaker 4:I don't want, would be too much. You mean for him? I mean yeah, what like pressure?
Speaker 1:was well.
Speaker 3:First of all, would he keep his? Yeah, he would still be a captain. I don't know, uh has that ever happened I?
Speaker 4:I don't see why. I think it has happened.
Speaker 3:I'm not sure who, I don't know, that guy we spoke about it a couple weeks ago.
Speaker 4:The rider cup is newer than I thought it was. It's only been going on for since. Like what? The 70s or something like that?
Speaker 3:yeah, I think the 80s right yeah, I forgot that trivia and it's every two years.
Speaker 4:Every two years, yeah, so there've only been 15, 20 Ryder Cups. I don't think it's ever happened unless it was one of the early seasons.
Speaker 2:One of the earlier yes, there have been.
Speaker 4:Really, who Was Tiger?
Speaker 1:one of them.
Speaker 4:No, he's never been a captain.
Speaker 1:So he was only the captain that one year.
Speaker 4:Had to have been in the early years. Walter Hagen. No, what? Uh, maybe like hagan. No, what it just started. You said rider cup. Yeah, I thought this article said oh no, that was the world golf rankings. Yes, that's right, that's what it was.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that makes sense then walter hagan was the usa captain for the first six rider cups and was playing captain for the first five of those.
Speaker 1:That makes sense, oh my god but I could see keegan be like, yeah, I'll play, since I didn't get to play last time yeah but, I'm telling you man talk about would not pass up that's a lot of pressure on you, though, being captain and playing it is a lot, but hey, you know what you have to get in that phone call two years ago, that denial phone call yeah.
Speaker 4:From what we've seen on full swing, I think that he would definitely revel in that opportunity to be able to play. Certainly wouldn't turn it down.
Speaker 1:I don't think he does it.
Speaker 3:You think he turns it down.
Speaker 4:I don't think he turns it down why.
Speaker 1:I just think, because he was in the President's Cup last year.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 3:He played at St John's.
Speaker 2:He played Bethpage a lot. This would be the time to do it, if he can do it.
Speaker 1:This is a pretty big, if I don't think he turns it down Only the top six guys get automated, he'll never get this opportunity again. I mean, I'm not going to say never, but odds are not for it.
Speaker 2:For him to play in the.
Speaker 3:Ryder Cup.
Speaker 1:Again after this, If he gets invited or not invited. If he makes it right If he qualifies for it, denies it Down the road.
Speaker 3:I can't see him making another one. But what if he's a good captain? He could stay captain for how many years, I'm saying?
Speaker 4:player. I know I don't know He'd have to finish in the top six in the standings. That's not happening. That's a long shot. I think that's a pretty big hit.
Speaker 1:So I think if he gets offered, not offered, if he's able to play, I don't think he's going to get offered because he's obviously the captain. He can't pick himself.
Speaker 3:If he's in the top six, I think he plays. I think he plays. He probably could pick himself. Ah, that would be a bad look I don't think he could.
Speaker 4:There's no way he could pick himself. Yeah, why wouldn't he just put himself in any?
Speaker 2:are you allowed? Can you pick yourself? I'm sure you could, I would, why not?
Speaker 4:why not, then? Why doesn't he just pick himself regardless?
Speaker 3:because it's a bad look he doesn't give a fuck whatever I mean, you want your team to win. You don't want to be the guy to be like oh yeah, I'm going to pick myself.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if you think you better the team, if you, in your heart, think you better the team by being on it, still a bad look, nobody would ever do that.
Speaker 4:For team morale bad look, he would have to make the team, unless he was right on the cut.
Speaker 2:You can pick yourself. You get a captain's pick. You're allowed to pick yourself in the rules.
Speaker 1:Even if he was 7.
Speaker 2:He has stated that he won't use a captain's pick to select himself.
Speaker 1:Again because of what you said.
Speaker 4:Even if he was number 7 or number 8, nobody would do that.
Speaker 3:That's just bad team morale. If he was, I was going to say if he was, nobody would do that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's just bad team morale. If he was oh yeah, I was going to say if he was seven or eight, I guess I don't know. Well, think about it. Seven to 12, you're picking guys that are like gamers. They might not be having the best, like Justin Thomas I I get, but from the two years ago. But like you're picking guys that you think that will dominate at that page, like you have to like think of every aspect, like to to be but he might be the best guy to play who knows.
Speaker 1:I mean think about how he it's his home course, he he's played that, he knows that course. From the back of his head.
Speaker 4:It's his home course because he went to college at St John's.
Speaker 3:Yes, that's where they played.
Speaker 1:That's where they practiced. I think that's why he's the captain honestly, Probably Not because he got denied two years ago, I think it was just a coincidence.
Speaker 3:I mean, it was pretty random, yeah, I don't think he's going to be on the team.
Speaker 1:It doesn't look like a coincidence, but I think it is. Is that your taint phone?
Speaker 2:no, taint phone no, I'd be buzzing longer than that that was your taint phone.
Speaker 5:I mean that was ridiculous and it's in my pocket. Why was it there calm?
Speaker 1:down. It's in my pocket.
Speaker 2:I know, but I feel like I've noticed it there before. I just never said anything. I've done it before.
Speaker 3:I've done it before, oh man Now we're going to have to look back.
Speaker 1:There's moose, knuckles just hanging over the phone, especially when I'm wearing like sweatpants. You touched that phone.
Speaker 4:Can we stop? Do you know it? I wasn't going to throw up, but now I might.
Speaker 2:What else we gotba scandals?
Speaker 4:yeah. So last year, um jonte porter, who's wasn't you know, he played a couple minutes game. He wasn't really a well-known player or a an impact player by any means, but he was convicted. I mean I don't know, he was thrown out of the nba for um betting large amounts on himself or having people bet on his unders, and it was blatantly obvious because the scrub had hundreds of thousands of dollars being bet on the unders and he was coming out of games and, you know, not up shots, and it was just very obvious after the investigation that he was betting, doing on purpose. Yeah, yeah. So this year, terry Rozier this just recently came out, I just found out about it yesterday who actually is a good player on a bad team. He has a big impact. They showed a few clips. So I'm only saying this off of what I've seen in a few individual.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that one video looked pretty sketchy Pretty suspect Pretty suspect.
Speaker 1:He was passing the ball to the other team.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was like in Space Jam, where they lose their power.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they like forget how to how to walk.
Speaker 4:It was I don't know. He's like. I almost feel like giving him the benefit of the doubt, because you can't be that stupid to make it so obvious but I you just get the yips.
Speaker 3:Maybe, I don't know, can you get the yips in basketball.
Speaker 4:I didn't like that. That was crazy and the fact that it just happened last year my guy's made a shit ton of money.
Speaker 3:Yeah, how much money is he betting.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. That's another thing.
Speaker 4:He's probably down big and making it up A large number of dollar bets, betting on his unders, and he's come out of games for illness or whatever, too. It doesn't look good. Maybe if it had never happened before and he wasn't aware of the consequences, it would be more not understandable, but a little bit more Shocking. Less shocking you got to have you seen, I saw it, I watched the video.
Speaker 4:It's wild. It's wild and I guess with the age of online betting, where it's so easy to just place bets online and maybe it becomes lost on some of these guys.
Speaker 3:So should we start betting the unders?
Speaker 4:I guess we should Look at the players. I don't know. Crazy, so obvious. There's nothing really more to add about that?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know. Do you think he's going to get caught?
Speaker 4:He's being arrested right now. He kind of is caught. It seems like he I don't know what if he.
Speaker 3:So we can't bet the undies.
Speaker 2:Maybe it was his interpreter betting on his Not actually.
Speaker 1:Go to jail forever. Shohei Shohei Taking the fall, but he's made a lot of money.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying. He's been around for a long time. Yeah, I don't know, Really dumb.
Speaker 1:And then LeBron too, the whole fucking.
Speaker 3:What happened with that, stephen A.
Speaker 4:That's just LeBron being LeBron. The whole fucking. What happened with that, Stephen A? That's just LeBron being LeBron getting butthurt over.
Speaker 1:Stephen A Smith just says he sucks and he's not the best. Well, he got. Well, he's not the best. Well, Stephen A, he says he's a Michael Jordan guy. I don't know.
Speaker 4:He's 40 years old and he's putting up absurd numbers. If you look at any other 40-year-old who's ever played in the NBA, it's your opinion.
Speaker 1:I'm just I'm going off of what the argument is he's averaging almost a triple-double.
Speaker 4:He's 40 years old.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, so you're a LeBron guy I'm not even.
Speaker 4:It's not even that, it's just how long he's been able to do it and his age, if you look at, like Vince Carter during his prime, was electrifying, incredible player. He played past 40 and he was averaging, like you know, seven points, a total role player. You know, father time is undefeated, maybe until now.
Speaker 4:it's crazy how, how good he still is at age 40 yeah no, you know, if you're an nfl quarterback and you don't rely on your mobility as much like maybe, you get away with it. Baseball, you get DH into your early 40s. But to be this good as a basketball player in the NBA at the age of 40 is like crazy. If you look at his stats, they've gotten better from when he was in his 20s. So LeBron.
Speaker 1:Actually, if you watch his gameplay now again, I'm not a huge basketball guy like you are Like I feel like he's taking a step back and he makes the team better and that's why he's good.
Speaker 3:He's always been an assist guy.
Speaker 1:More so now, exactly More so now than when he was in his prime. Now that he's got Luka, now you got Luka too. But Luka is also an assist guy, so it's like these guys together are just making the other three guys look like superstars on their team.
Speaker 4:So that's why the lakers are very good right now I mean just that he's able to have an impact, whether it's passing or shooting or whatever, after he's in his 22nd year or something crazy, and he's not really slowing. I mean, maybe he's lost a fraction of a step, but he's not really slowing down. I don't see why he wouldn't be able to keep this up for another few years.
Speaker 3:I was thinking about putting a futures bet in Lakers versus Celtics in the finals.
Speaker 1:I mean it's very possible. The Celtics are very good.
Speaker 3:It was like plus 1,200.
Speaker 4:Lakers? I don't know. I think the Celtics are only going to get better with Luka well, you would think, but sometimes it doesn't work out. I haven't really been following closely well, they haven't been playing bad.
Speaker 1:I think the other side is the more competition the more well.
Speaker 3:The Thunder's really good.
Speaker 4:The Thunder really good there's a lot of, and they're going to be good for a long time. Who's on the Thunder?
Speaker 1:they're really good. 50, yeah, 50 yeah, 50.
Speaker 4:Chet holmgren did that really good, this guy me, yeah thanks jalen williams. Um, and then they also have like a shit ton of draft picks over the next few years. If you're looking at futures bets, the coming, you know, two, three, four, five seasons. Um, I think the it's a lot.
Speaker 2:That's a long time, but you gotta put a futures bet every year on them.
Speaker 4:You gotta play the long game. Yeah, I think that they're going to win a championship 2030. In. In the next three years. They're going to win a championship. For sure, I would say it's going to hit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what we were talking about, though, is the Stephen A.
Speaker 4:He got in his face because Stephen A was shit-talking his son.
Speaker 1:And then LeBron, lebron and Stephen A don't like each other because of that. Mj, reason Because Stephen A is an MJ advocate. What Stephen A is MJ Advocator and shit Advocator.
Speaker 4:Advocator. That's a new one. Advocator.
Speaker 1:Advocator. What's that he's saying Advocate, advocate, advocate.
Speaker 4:He like reaffirmed it like Advocator.
Speaker 1:He said Advocator Advocate. Sorry, or are you dumb? I popped the Zin 20 minutes ago.
Speaker 4:He's going to blame this for like a week he spit it out an hour ago, dude, he reducted his statement, yeah.
Speaker 3:I reducted.
Speaker 4:But yeah, I think it's hard to debate that LeBron's son would not be in the NBA if it wasn't for him. A hundred percent, and I think that that's you know. The media, they have to talk about something?
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4:You're allowed your opinion, Like you know, if he's going to be an NBA player.
Speaker 1:I don't like Stephen A and he's allowed. I'm on his side on this, I mean.
Speaker 3:Stephen A. He's allowed his opinion. Nobody likes Stephen A's opinion.
Speaker 1:I feel like everybody hates Stephen A.
Speaker 4:I know, but trust me, I hate him, I actually kind of like Stephen're both annoying. They are annoying. But who's going to watch first take if there's two guys agreeing saying that, I get that there's got to be a devil's advocate, there's got to be somebody arguing both sides. True, it's got to keep an interest. It's their job. And I think that's what Skip Bayless was so good at. You would say the most asinine, ridiculous stuff.
Speaker 4:You hate him know, that's why he stayed relevant. Yeah, well, and that's why. That's why he probably didn't even believe half the stuff. That's why you listen to him too. He's playing a part, exactly, exactly. It's entertainment. And I went to when steven a smith had his show, uh, many years ago, first take, uh, no, not first take. Um, quite frankly, with steven a smith, it was when he first came on to espn probably, I think I was like 17 or 18. We went to a taping and he was like the nicest guy off camera really. Yeah, there was this kid crying, don't make me like him, dude there was a kid crying.
Speaker 4:He was like I don't know, probably seven or eight. They had a segment where people in the audience got to ask a question. They would select three or four people from the audience and this kid must have been nine years old was told that he would be able to ask a question and I guess he got skipped over for whatever reason. Um, and he was crying and steven a was like what's wrong? He was like in the back too, he wasn't even you know right there and it was off camera and uh, then he let the kid ask his question and he was just like very uh, you know nice about the whole thing. It made me a fan very aware yeah, they off the weed.
Speaker 1:That's why you like them. I mean, it's that's the reason why you like them, it's that state.
Speaker 4:I guess it stayed with you. Yeah, you know it's.
Speaker 2:I guess it makes it a little bit easier for me to separate the it's kind of like you and your hero, the guy at the TGL, Like he let you in. Yeah, oh, richie.
Speaker 4:Old man River.
Speaker 2:You'll always remember Richie Big Dick.
Speaker 4:Big Dick Rick, is he the one who's calling you on the Tink Hall? Yeah, here's my taint line. He calls you every day at 7.30. I'll have the phone on my taint at 7.30.
Speaker 3:Give me a buzz, give me a buzz, I don't know man, I don't know about that. It's weird, it is weird.
Speaker 2:You know it's weird. What's that?
Speaker 1:Pill tags.
Speaker 2:Yes, it is weird. Did you guys hear about the Canadian Olympic snowboarder? I have, since you told me Since. I told you about it, yeah, 20 minutes ago. You just brought that up. He's not a snowboarder anymore. What's that? I did just bring it up. Well, he's a snowboarder of sorts. Bye Kennedy.
Speaker 4:Different kind of snow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so he was on white or something like that yeah but, um, I guess he dabbled in the drug trafficking trade and he went to prison already a few years 2010 to 2014 and now he's made it to the fbi's top 10 most wanted. He's a. He's a member of a mexican drug cart. It's all wrong. It's quite a career arc. Yeah, $10 million bounty on him. What's his name?
Speaker 4:That's it.
Speaker 2:Ryan Wedding. He's like 43. That's crazy. He's a white guy.
Speaker 3:He's a white guy Fucking.
Speaker 2:Mexican drug cartel. How does that happen? Aka El Jefe A public enemy, they call him, yeah interesting.
Speaker 4:It is very interesting.
Speaker 2:I would like to know more about that there's going to be a TV show about that.
Speaker 4:I've got so many questions.
Speaker 3:Maybe it was like that movie with Jason Zadakis and Jennifer Aniston and they went across the border. Marvel bosses, oh yeah. Where the Millers?
Speaker 4:Yeah, but that was like I don't know, this seems a little bit more you want to make more noise Nefarious.
Speaker 2:He's a Mexican drug lord.
Speaker 4:He's like killed people, oh he did have like this guy yeah. He had like at least a couple people in Canada killed. I think he's known for killing anybody who gets in his way.
Speaker 2:I don't know if he's killing I think he's ordering the murder.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's okay then, Well, second hand murder Second hand murder Wasn't me.
Speaker 2:I didn't do it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, sean, kill a guy for me, let's take that guy out For me Kennedy.
Speaker 1:Me.
Speaker 2:And speaking of killing guys, while we're on it, there's some guy this is just a side story. I just got news stories A guy in South Carolina, a guy in South Carolina on death row, executed today by firing squad. Oh my god. They still do that. Well, they do it down there. It's your choice. They still do electric chair down there, which he didn't want to do, and they do lethal injection and firing squad. What would you run?
Speaker 1:he was executed by firing squad well, I think lethal injection, so I think they knock you out first. No, so?
Speaker 2:no, they don't had a bunch of lethal injections go wrong lately. Where they don't, there's also like a shortage of the chemicals and they don't. It doesn't always work immediately like so you're in pain, the electric chair can also not kill you right away and you're just like burning. Yeah, um yeah, and the firing squad like you're probably, they're just gonna shoot you in the chest or the head.
Speaker 2:I mean, a handful of guys line up and shoot you. I think only one of them has like a actual bullet in there, so they don't know who actually does it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh I get you. They handed you the gun. Was it rubber bullets or just blank?
Speaker 2:I would imagine blank.
Speaker 1:Imagine missing, if you had the bullet.
Speaker 3:It's gotta be more than one, and the guy's like I'm still living.
Speaker 2:What the fuck? Maybe that was in a movie. Imagine living through that.
Speaker 3:But yeah, shut up, god damn it Fuck.
Speaker 2:But yeah, firing squad.
Speaker 4:I thought that was like an old Just gets pelted with one bullet and a bunch of rubber bullets. He's like-.
Speaker 2:Guy misses, he shoots low, he's just like shot and like Badly shot.
Speaker 4:He's that movie um law-abiding citizen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, where it's a great movie, it's bad review. I hate the ending, but I mean it's not really a great movie it is a great movie because that's how every father I mean no, it's a great movie in that sense. Yes, like yeah, good story, but like when you're talking about like rating a movie and filmmaking I hate the ending, that like it could never happen.
Speaker 4:Maybe yeah, well, yeah, but I don't know. I would think that it would have did better with the. Maybe there are some plot holes.
Speaker 2:I mean, did it make box office-wise a lot of money?
Speaker 4:I don't know if it did, but I know it got shit on by the critics.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I thought the whole plot was pretty cool.
Speaker 4:I like that movie a lot. I like it too. It, I think, a lot.
Speaker 2:I think it's a great movie. They should have changed the ending. Should have been able to get away with it.
Speaker 4:I know. No, I think the ending's good Nah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean 26 on Rotten Tomatoes With the the experts, but 75 oh okay, so it's pretty well liked.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, anytime that movie's on TV, I'll watch it. Yeah, I feel like that was like.
Speaker 3:His big break too.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah 127 million dollars, yeah, and it's like it was that or bad guys?
Speaker 4:and the good guy is the bad guy, like type of dynamic. Yeah, the scene where he gets his revenge on the Darby, the guy that killed, just the most satisfying. Yeah, where he plant, where he, uh, he's in the cop car and the gun with the, with the um, releases the agent, the you know paralyzed, paralyzing agent or whatever. And then, yeah, tetrodotoxin is that what it's called I pulled it no way.
Speaker 1:Did you know that?
Speaker 3:you pulled that out of your taint, bro, buzz, buzz, taint bro Buzz buzz taint phone.
Speaker 2:He saw her buzz it this is a great movie.
Speaker 4:Wait. So what were we talking about? Oh, the firing squad. Yeah, what was his last meal? You know that. Oh, I don't know what would be your last meal.
Speaker 2:Oh God, we're doing this. We've talked about it. Have we done this already?
Speaker 1:No, what would be your last meal? Oh?
Speaker 4:God, we're doing this. We've talked about it. Have we done this already? No, we talked.
Speaker 1:No, I don't think we talked about our last meal on Earth. We talked about if we won. It's basically the same thing. If we won the Masters prior to, oh, what would be your Masters dinner? What would?
Speaker 3:be your Masters dinner. It's pretty much the same thing, no not really.
Speaker 1:You only you ever watch the podcast. I don't know the name of it, but they bring out celebrities and it's everything that they want to be their last meal, like everything they love growing up and stuff. I thought it's a very good podcast.
Speaker 2:What's the name of it? I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 1:But it's like the same thing. What would be your Great insight Helps?
Speaker 4:us Not at all, whatever.
Speaker 2:I love this podcast. I'll think about it. I have no idea there's famous people on it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, a lot of people that stuff they should have a catchy name like rather be gothic. Yeah, yeah, that you remember right. Yeah, my water guy said that too. Like he came down, he's like what are you gonna podcast that up? He's like what's the name? It's like that's a fucking great name. It's like last podcast, never going to fucking New subscriber Never going to forget it.
Speaker 2:Never Give him a chip. Oh fuck, come on, I dropped the ball. God damn it.
Speaker 4:Did you tell him to carry on? Carry on.
Speaker 2:Carry on with your work. Carry on, brother Tagline. Wait, you just had everything set up here. You had all this set up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't move this shit. What do you do? Podcast.
Speaker 2:He's like nah, actually I make adult movies. He's a camera, a camera on a couch. He's like whoa whoa whoa. I'm just here for the water buddy, I don't know, oh man.
Speaker 3:You thought wrong, drop your drawers.
Speaker 2:You want to see my team.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, I got a crotch phone too. I'm about to start selling water, man. I got a fresh fucking bottle of my own water. Start selling it. I got to try this water.
Speaker 1:It's good water. Is it a six or a nine? What, what Bad joke.
Speaker 2:Yeah, way to ruin it. What Bad joke. Yeah, way to ruin it. Way to ruin the vibe. Way to ruin the vibe. I don't.
Speaker 4:Way to make it weird. Let's not talk about weird shit.
Speaker 2:Over here, over here, ruin the joke.
Speaker 3:Six or a nine? What Are you talking about, zins?
Speaker 2:What's that mean?
Speaker 1:609 zin.
Speaker 2:What are?
Speaker 1:you saying Bad joke, sorry, didn't land.
Speaker 2:Not all of them land. What do we even do now?
Speaker 4:I think we just got to end the podcast. We're riding a wave.
Speaker 1:Riding a wave.
Speaker 3:Till next week. Carry on Really.
Speaker 2:Talk about terrible, continuing terrible things. Aaron Rodgers, the Giants ooh it was funny it seems like it might happen.
Speaker 3:I kind of don't hate it because I feel like if he goes to the Giants he's going to play well if he goes to the Giants, the Jets are fucked it's an extra fuck you to the Jets.
Speaker 4:It is. Think about it.
Speaker 1:He does well. He actually didn't play. If he goes to the Giants, the Jets are fucked. It's an extra fuck you to the Jets once he makes the playoffs. It is, think about it. He does well.
Speaker 3:He really didn't play bad last year.
Speaker 1:Think about it, think about it. Aaron Rodgers goes to the Giants does well. The Jets are just a laughingstock. I don't care about that.
Speaker 3:He does bad right Gi Right Giants will have to stop. We want the Giants to do better.
Speaker 2:I know we do. We want to get Arch.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yes, exactly. If we don't want to get Jackson Dart, yeah the.
Speaker 2:Giants are, so I don't want Aaron Rodgers. He's going to win just enough games that they're out of contention.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't see how I mean the Giants are like Hold on, what my bad.
Speaker 3:You know what's crazy? I saw a thing on Instagram. They took away, they switched the results of one loss, one score games. The Giants put a one in the division. No, wow, really.
Speaker 1:Wasn't that another year too?
Speaker 2:We didn't say that I didn't see that that was last year.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:There was another year, too, where they kept losing by field goals, but that another year too, where they kept losing by, like field goals.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but that's if they won every single one of those. I mean, come on, I know, do that with every team, though, and how many? You know in the nfl, how many games are won by multiple touchdowns? Yes, a decent amount. It's like the vikings what.
Speaker 2:A year or two ago they did the same thing. They won so many games by one yeah, one score.
Speaker 3:Last year the vikings would have been like12.
Speaker 4:You probably say that about a lot of teams, cincinnati, all the games they lost by six. Look at.
Speaker 1:Cincinnati. They lost by what? Less than three points? What? Half their games, I should say more than half. Their losses were less than five.
Speaker 3:Well, you look at it, I'm like, yeah, we lost a lot of games, but we're not far off.
Speaker 4:I mean, if the Chiefs lost all of their games. They probably would have won like a game.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know. No, they were like 5-0.
Speaker 2:Well, you think the Giants are not far off. I mean, I don't know. I guess a good quarterback changes a lot. It does change a lot.
Speaker 3:Our defense wasn't bad.
Speaker 4:Our receivers are good.
Speaker 2:They're a lot like the Jets. We need help at line Patch up the line.
Speaker 3:We got a new running back.
Speaker 4:who's good it's a lot like the Jets, honestly.
Speaker 5:The. Jets have a good running back. I thought the Jets were a quarterback.
Speaker 3:They had a good wide receiver one.
Speaker 4:Giants have a good, wide receiver one.
Speaker 3:But your defense just fucking dropped off the table last year.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but their defense two years ago was top notch.
Speaker 4:Now.
Speaker 3:But if you look at Aaron Rodgers' stats, they weren't terrible.
Speaker 4:No, but they weren't Aaron Rodgers. There were flashes of the old Aaron.
Speaker 3:Rodgers.
Speaker 4:He made some throws that.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. Was it his worst year? No, it wasn't.
Speaker 4:Mobility-wise, he was a shell of his old self. He's old. He never fucking ran, really no, but he could Escape the pocket if he had to.
Speaker 2:He's 40, coming back from an Achilles surgery.
Speaker 4:Now he's a year older playing behind just as bad of a line.
Speaker 2:I just don't know if he actually wants to do it. Does he really?
Speaker 4:have the desire to, then he could retire.
Speaker 2:Of course, but there's guys who waver.
Speaker 3:You guys started playing good at the end of the year.
Speaker 1:He started playing good at the end of the year.
Speaker 3:I think he wants one more crack, he'd go out a little higher, on a higher note.
Speaker 1:I guess I don't blame the Jets for not bringing him back, so I'm not going to get on for that.
Speaker 4:Where are the Giants in the draft Four?
Speaker 1:Three.
Speaker 3:No three right. Three no four, are you sure? Yeah, you got, I thought there were three. You got Titans, jags. Browns Raiders and.
Speaker 1:Jags.
Speaker 3:No, Giants.
Speaker 4:So if the Raiders are three, I'm sure they're.
Speaker 2:Giants are, three Are the Giants out three. Titans, Browns, Giants, Patriots, Jags.
Speaker 4:Patriots, that's right.
Speaker 2:Who the fuck are the Raiders? Raiders are six, six. But they just traded for Geno, so they have quarterback kind of filled in for now. He's not a long-term fix. He just traded for Geno. That's me, the Raiders, yeah, him and Pete reunited today.
Speaker 1:Oh, I didn't hear that Shit. Okay, gino to the Raiders. Yeah, fuck.
Speaker 3:That's good for them. That is good for them? Yeah, because there's no guarantee they're going to get Tom Brady's running shit bro. Yeah, he's like a minority owner, but he's like a minority owner. But you know how he is.
Speaker 2:He's gonna want to get his hands dirty. He's all in. I mean, that's why they brought him in, which is crazy, he could still do the broadcasting and that he's really good at the he's gotten better at the broadcast.
Speaker 4:I didn't like him in the beginning he had to get his footing a little bit. I think he's pretty good. I think he's better than Romo.
Speaker 3:Really. I mean, Romo was really good in the beginning. I think Romo was really good, yeah, I feel like Romo dropped off a little bit, but if you don't play for a while, I don't know?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't think he. He plays out left and right knowing exactly what they're going to do. I was like what am I?
Speaker 3:watching. That was more than the beginning, though it's kind of worn off a little bit maybe.
Speaker 1:He did it in more key spots. I felt like and I was like holy shit, he just read that fucking play you talking about Romo or Brady.
Speaker 4:Yeah, romo, brady's the same thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I don't know.
Speaker 1:They're both good I don't know, I kind of like that. I kind of like seeing that, because you you kind of look for it, you're like, oh fuck, he's right. Well, that's kind of cool that's their whole purpose.
Speaker 3:You know, there's something different play-by-play guy, and then there's the color guy who gives the well, I heard there was a lot of talk that romo was like not fully into it because he was working on his golf game a lot like a lot.
Speaker 4:Oh, I I mean he's very good Could be, he is pretty good, I'm going to beat Roma this year. Who were we talking about the other day where? Oh, jeff McNeil on the. Mets shot 63 at Bay Hill last week or something.
Speaker 3:Was it Bay Hill?
Speaker 4:What I think it was Bay Hill From the Reds? No way, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3:No chance.
Speaker 4:I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3:Pebble Beach. Was it Pebble Beach?
Speaker 4:I think it was Bay Hill I don't think it was Bay Hill Bay. Hill's tough dude. I mean I could be wrong. He wasn't playing from the tips, I don't think. But wherever it was, he shot 63, and it's just amazing to be able to dedicate your life to another sport. Granted he hasn't been as good Natural talent man, the. Granted he hasn't been as good for the last couple of seasons, but he's won a batting title. He's a good baseball player.
Speaker 3:But that was like Cespedes too, man, he was playing golf every fucking day.
Speaker 4:Yeah, well, I mean McNeil's been playing. He probably could have gone pro in golf if he wanted to. He didn't start playing baseball until his last year or second or last year of high school. He played golf before that, Think about it.
Speaker 3:You play a fucking sport. You could go play golf and fucking.
Speaker 4:Mm-hmm. I know, but he can't during golf season. He can't even play golf, golf and baseball.
Speaker 1:In high school.
Speaker 4:We don't play golf for a few weeks and we suck. He can still play golf. What are you talking about? Yeah, on his own, Dude. They play every day. They play baseball every day. How often is he going to? You're going to go play golf?
Speaker 3:after a baseball game. Oh, come on, dude.
Speaker 4:He's not what. He's a professional athlete. He's got to.
Speaker 3:Dude, you don't remember Cespedes? He was playing golf every day before every game.
Speaker 1:That's why he's not in the league anymore. Exactly.
Speaker 4:He burned out like.
Speaker 1:No, that's why yeah.
Speaker 4:He burned out like.
Speaker 2:I can't find Where'd you hear that originally. You have a night game.
Speaker 4:You just made shit up. I saw it on.
Speaker 1:Instagram Sean just makes stuff up.
Speaker 4:The caddy posted it.
Speaker 3:You have a night game. You're telling me you're not going to go play golf on the day Because you have a night game.
Speaker 4:I don't know, probably not, you could.
Speaker 3:You could go play in the morning, take a nap and wake up from BP.
Speaker 1:Cespedes got his paycheck, this huge signing thing, and they bought like three cars the next day, I bet they were shitty cars. Ford Focus.
Speaker 4:No Chevy.
Speaker 1:They were fucking lookers.
Speaker 2:Ford Fiesta.
Speaker 1:They were head turners.
Speaker 2:Lambos yeah something like that, and they put a farm, broke his ankle and that was it. Yeah.
Speaker 4:He's a dick Spike Glass Hill.
Speaker 1:Oh, still a tough course, it's still a tough course though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but Bay Hill Spike.
Speaker 3:Glass Hill. Bay Hill is fucking tough dude Like these guys Can't even fucking shoot yeah.
Speaker 4:Still, whatever, 63, it's pretty good, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3:It's still fucking crazy, it's still low.
Speaker 4:No, no, white, I don't think it was from the top, I don't know, but whatever he's Ladies' tees, I just think maybe it's not as impressive to you, but I think that. No, it is. No, it is impressive If you dedicate a world-class level and succeed like he's been an all-star. You think it's?
Speaker 1:legit like 63.
Speaker 4:Legit 63 no, he was cheating I think it's legit, it's legit dude.
Speaker 2:He's a great golfer no, a lot of listen. A lot of these athletes are good golfers. I mean first of all a they're athletic, things are going to come a little easier to them.
Speaker 4:B they have a lot of time outside of their season and money to spend getting better well, yeah, like steph Curry is a very good golfer, but golf for a lot of his life was his first sport. Like he's a golfer, you know, even though he's a professional baseball player, he almost has the makeup of a golfer who plays baseball, even though that's how he makes his career. He has more money to be made. I'm not saying he's better at golf than he is at baseball.
Speaker 3:But I'm saying he still has a lot of time to play golf. You're saying like oh, you have to, he has a lot of time to play golf.
Speaker 4:I think you're underestimating the dedication it takes to sustain a professional career. I don't think that these guys are playing golf in the morning.
Speaker 3:I think they are playing golf in the morning.
Speaker 4:I mean, maybe occasionally I'm like you're already at the ball field three hours early. On occasion. I'm sure that maybe they could, but they are still working out a lot with the team.
Speaker 3:You have a 7 o'clock game. It's not like they're working out in the morning before the game.
Speaker 4:Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2:I'm sure they all sneak in a good amount of golf A lot, you think, a fair amount. I mean, there's only like 20 days off, so they're playing golf on days that they're playing baseball 100%.
Speaker 3:Well, I've seen Dude, I'm like, if you're riding in a cart, it's not like golf is draining Right.
Speaker 4:But-.
Speaker 2:Quick nap after I've play a lot of golf at all, because the offseason is really yeah, it's for them, it's not.
Speaker 1:It's like three months, november, december january.
Speaker 3:That's it, if you're a professional baseball player, you're gonna make videos while you're in the season right, that's what I'm saying you're not gonna make the videos you.
Speaker 4:You could still be playing, yeah because you're not supposed to be playing is the thing.
Speaker 3:It's not a great look, but nobody really fucking cares. They don't want you to flaunt it.
Speaker 4:How about pitchers?
Speaker 2:Pitchers probably play a lot. I would say they should probably not. I mean, maybe they do, I don't know.
Speaker 1:But I feel like they're more temperamental on getting hurt and things like that.
Speaker 5:They have their routines yeah, I understand, like throwing routines and stuff.
Speaker 2:But like you said, I mean yeah.
Speaker 1:If your routine two days after throwing is maybe throw a bullpen. That's all you're doing, and maybe doing some conditioning.
Speaker 4:You're going to have a lot of time to play golf. It's impressive to you know, be a world-class athlete and go out to 63. Even if he's playing every day.
Speaker 1:I agree. I would say maybe pitchers probably play more golf than everyday guys. I'm saying, you know, Well, you're a pitcher. You don't play golf, but I also didn't do that professionally, so in theory you should have played more golf. My coach wouldn't let me Dude. We had to do our own field. Do what Maintain our own field.
Speaker 2:Do what?
Speaker 1:Maintain our own field All the lawn and grow the grass Not to that extent but like if it rained. We got phone calls To do what? Drive down to the fucking field and cover it. Oh, it was brutal.
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