Rather Be Golfing Podcast
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Rather Be Golfing Podcast
S.3 E.14: Tainted
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The Rather Be Golfing podcast crew dive into their X-Golf league, PGA Tour updates, and an impromptu "zyn" challenge that nearly ends in disaster.
• Currently sitting in fourth place in their X-Golf league after week eight
• Discussion of X-Golf's point-per-hole scoring system
• Analysis of the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill, with Shane Lowry leading
• Commentary on struggling players including Max Homa's 81 and Cam Young's difficulties
• Planning fantasy golf leagues for The Players Championship and upcoming majors
• Review of Netflix's "Full Swing" latest season
• Debate about whether Keegan Bradley could play as both captain and player at the Ryder Cup
• Reactions to NBA betting scandals involving Terry Rozier
• Discussion of LeBron James's feud with Stephen A Smith
• Consideration of Aaron Rodgers potentially joining the New York Giants
• Announcement of the podcast's 50th episode giveaway featuring Blue Tees GPS speaker, TP5X golf balls and podcast ball markers
Episode Introduction and Banter
Speaker 1well , you guys are fucking morons no , I'm not yeah you doesn't change color dude .
Speaker 3I saw him at the gym training on the sit-down . Fucking , stop you , fucking .
Speaker 2I did sit in a hundred wedge shots and sim jail for public use .
Speaker 4Right , got your smooth schmeckle fuck yeah , you're fucking funny dude hold on then you have to go throw up . Oh god , here we go , hold on no fucking way is this happening , oh ?
Speaker 3boy , welcome to the rather be golfing podcast . Not just a golf podcast , just four guys who'd rather be golfing .
Speaker 2Carry on there was a clip on Jeopardy about Super Bowl teams and it was like what team hasn't won a ?
Speaker 1Super . Bowl since Neil Armstrong walked on the moon Is it regular and all three of them got it wrong .
Speaker 2Yeah , they all got it wrong .
Speaker 4Well , they know , it was the Jets . It was the Jets .
Speaker 1One lady guessed the Texans . It's no longer the Bears , it's now the Jets .
Speaker 2Somebody guessed , the Browns Guessed just Houston . Yeah . Well , it was a chick . And what was the other guest ? Guest of the city ? I forget the other guest .
Speaker 4Occasionally there will be a person who knows sports ? I think it was Giants . Oh , he did guess .
Speaker 2Giants , you're right .
Speaker 4Occasionally there'll be one sports guy who knows about sports who will just be in the category , but usually they don't know anything about sports . It'll be like I don't know , like fake name . I can't even name an example . Like like I don't know . Like fake name . I can't even name an example Like who's the all-time point scorer in basketball . It'd be like Michael Jackson . Or something like that , like Kofi Bryan , totally butcher it Michael Jackson's pretty close . Yeah , that's what I'm saying .
Speaker 2Letitia James . Jack Nicklaus Dude Jack Nicklaus . Oh , we just played against Jack Nicklaus . She's the attorney general . Jack dude Jack Nicklaus . Oh , we just played against Jack Nicklaus on Monday .
Speaker 5That was one of the guy's names that we played against .
Speaker 4Get out of here Real name . He showed you To be fair , it was Jack Nicklaus , but it was Jack Nicklaus .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah , I see what you're saying .
Speaker 2And he looked like a famous guy too .
Speaker 3He did look like a famous guy . He looked like McLovin .
Speaker 2Yeah , he did , he did , he told us , I mean he he brought it up Wait , who said that . The guy we played against His name was Jack Nicklaus and he looked like McLovin , and he looked like McLovin said it . He said it . Damn , we're not saying it . We're not saying it . He said it . He's going to listen . He's going to listen .
Speaker 4He brought it up . They're good guys , yeah they're cool , he said .
Speaker 3the other team can only say that .
Speaker 4But I think we're allowed to . He's a good sport , he was leaning into it a little bit .
Speaker 1Wait , did you give him a rather big offing poker chip ? Of course , then we're allowed to say it .
Speaker 2He's a follower . He did follow us . That's it . There we go . It's a fair game .
Speaker 3Yep , thank you for listening . I know Then a random guy walking out said oh , mclovin Nice . He wasn't happy about it .
Speaker 1Oh , he didn't know him .
Speaker 3No .
Speaker 4Alright , that's what you were saying .
Speaker 1Wow , he looked that much like him . It was a resemblance . It was a random guy .
Speaker 2Are you sure it was a random guy ?
Speaker 1Yeah , he didn't know that guy If I look like Canelo , I understand .
Speaker 2I mean , if he just said it like out of the blue , why are you sitting ?
Speaker 4on your phone like that . I'm sorry , but like Whoa he's got it on vibrate . Where am I supposed ?
Speaker 2to put it . That's the first place you put it in your pocket . I do have it on vibrate too in your pocket maybe you got your big .
Speaker 3You got your big kangaroo pouch right there . Put it right there . Yeah , why ?
Speaker 1why was it right under his ball ? I don't know , I just have it .
Speaker 4I just have it in this can somebody call me please ?
Speaker 1because I know it's not going to fall anywhere .
Speaker 4I like to keep my phone by my teeth for fun , dude .
Speaker 1Somebody call me quick , come on I leave it ringing yeah , now it's gonna fall I know exactly . See your pocket .
Speaker 3That's the point you got like no lap ratio . What's going on ? What ? You don't have a lot of lap , you don't have lap .
Speaker 2What are you talking about ?
Speaker 3You're lacking lap . I also think you could fit a little bit more drink in that cup . He likes to go right to the top . I did take two sips out of that already .
Speaker 4Jeez , you're something else One of . Jeez , you're something else One of a kind .
Speaker 1Well , you're a freak that doesn't have ice in your cup . I guess I am Okay , you're right , cool story , sean .
Speaker 4I didn't even say anything insulting .
Speaker 1I know . That's why I don't know why you're laughing .
Speaker 4I said you're one of a kind .
Speaker 3Thanks . It's a kind thanks yeah you should be taking .
Speaker 1Sorry you , that is a very odd side of the podcast . Yeah , man , at least I don't fucking , I don't play with pillows you know , we've all got our vices .
Speaker 3Oh man , I'm a little fight kid tonight anyway sean yeah I know you guys , friday night he's coming in hot . He's been stewing all week .
Speaker 1I got my wall up . My guns are pointing that way Stewing .
Speaker 3But we were talking about
X-Golf League Updates
Speaker 3X-Golf . Yeah , x-golf , back to it , and we're back in fourth place . We're still there , remaining strong in fourth yeah .
Speaker 4Not moving , so that was week eight . That was week eight and we've been in fourth every week but won . Pretty much , pretty much Seems like it and that was the first week that we swept right , when we won . Well , it was the first week that all three of us won yeah .
Speaker 2And we didn't sweep all the points .
Speaker 1You're that far in fourth from third , we're not far behind .
Speaker 2It's just everybody keeps moving up . The same almost .
Speaker 3So I thought if you won each match you got 10 points per match , but you actually play per hole , you get a point per hole .
Speaker 2Gotcha . So you split your 5-4 , you get 5 points .
Speaker 4The other guy gets 4 points , so there's no points for outright win .
Speaker 3You get an extra point . It's just one point .
Speaker 4But if you win by 2 , you get 2 ? No ?
Speaker 1Each hole is its own point .
Speaker 4Yes .
Speaker 1And then if say I win 5-4 , I get an additional point for winning the whole thing .
Speaker 4Okay so , that's how you get to the total of 10 .
Speaker 1So I'm not even there and I know what to do .
Speaker 4That seems like kind of a screwy scoring system .
Speaker 1Yeah , it is . Because you're not hole , he's up one nothing . Winning the match is he's up one nothing and you have an extra nine . Nine points to play .
Speaker 4Play for yeah , I feel like winning the match should be worth more than just I agree I agree one point at least .
Speaker 2Five , make it four or five and then there's the other one point for total strokes , which we usually don't win .
Speaker 4We did win that one this time if I had known that now I know it , I might not have popped that Zin with two holes .
Speaker 2Yeah , this guy cost us definitely two points .
Speaker 4I thought I had it locked up . I was like I could pop the Zin .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , no , you might have the point locked up , those two holes are worth basically two matches Each hole is worth a point , no matter what the whole time , that one point that you locked up , he can potentially win the other two .
Speaker 3We actually would have been in third if you won those .
Speaker 2Yeah , Basically you need to dominate every hole , you need to win every hole .
Speaker 4Plate domination .
Speaker 2Well , it's good to know now . It doesn't really matter . As long as we make playoffs , it doesn't really matter . You just keep winning your matches overall . I mean I think we've only lost two . Maybe matches Actually lose them as a team . We'll team to go back and double-check that , but we're playing well , though .
Speaker 4Yeah . Yeah , it's good . It seems like it's trending in the right direction .
Speaker 3Hopefully it's working out Go the after last year , I expect the championship yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah hard .
Speaker 4Tasted victory . Where's that bike ? So I'm not there .
Speaker 3The way right in the back . It's my bike . Now your ringers out there .
Speaker 1What said the ringers up there ? Hmm , I said the ringer's not there . I don't know about that . You were a different person .
Speaker 2You guys are in fourth you were a different guy a year ago . You guys are in fourth .
Speaker 1We were in fourth , so it's true , I was , you're right .
Speaker 2We were in fourth . Out of what 16 teams ?
Speaker 3And last time we were at what one out of six . We were actually second going into the playoffs , second okay .
Speaker 2Did you fart ?
Speaker 4No , smells like fart . I will hand it to you , though . Last year you were a valuable part of that team . You played pretty well . Seen my expectations I could be wholesome I'm a gamer dude , he's a winner .
Speaker 3Except when we play scrambles , because I've never won a scramble with you .
Speaker 1I feel like that's because you always come back and say I always suck at scrambles . That's not true .
Speaker 3Every other team that AJ made , we won basically .
Speaker 4I can't have I ever played a scramble with you . I don't even know if we played on the same no because you're my replacement , basically .
Speaker 3No , we played CIS golf outing . It was me , him , farrell , and you lost . No , we won , we crushed it . We went 15 under , oh yeah .
Speaker 4CIS . Yeah , we were 15 under . We were like the Avengers .
Speaker 3Dude , we were literally 12 under through like the first 12 .
Speaker 2Do people believe that score ? Yeah , was there problems ?
Speaker 4We were probably three of the best golfers . We shot a 57 . We were like the Monstars it was unreal . That was fun . Aj was on the team too , right yeah .
Speaker 1Where was this ?
Speaker 3Rock Hill .
Speaker 1AJ's there . You know , cleaning clubs morale guy .
Speaker 4He's a big morale guy . He hits some good putts too , if memory serves .
Speaker 1Yeah , he does . Aj knocks them all in . Yeah , aj's a good putter . You were on this team , no , but we were in one for NoHo and I'll never forget it . I drove the green and he knocked in a 35-footer for Eagle .
Speaker 3Yeah , you , I drove the green and he knocked in like a 35 footer for Eagle . Yeah , you need that guy to start off the putting Like he wants to just give you a line .
Speaker 1Yeah , give me .
Speaker 3he's like give me a line and I'll fucking and like even if it doesn't make the part , like he gives you a good line . Yeah , you know where you're going . Yeah .
Speaker 4And he's not worried that shows .
Speaker 1Is the line guy I've also played with guys that it jumps off their club weird . And you're like , oh man , he didn't hit it where he was supposed to hit it . And now you're like I still don't know the line . So having that guy is very important .
Speaker 4AJ's the glue guy .
Speaker 1AJ's the glue guy .
Speaker 3He makes a team too . He makes a winning team . Well , that's how he stays on good teams , because he creates them . We won Jesse's outing last year .
Speaker 4Yeah , he forgot to hand in the scorecard , that's because I was hurt . Thankfully there's no prize . We know that we won Nobody else knows who we won .
Speaker 3No , there wasn't a prize .
Speaker 1No , they gave out like t-shirts . Really . Yeah , I really yeah , I forgot what they said . Are they're doing it again ? Yeah , there's no prize stonebridge .
Speaker 2Is it just the firehouse guys ? Oh , you can play . No , what ? When is it august ? Yeah so I mean I'll be able to do something by that .
Speaker 3Yeah , you'll be good yeah , it's a great golf outing . Yeah , good call , we start playing at 7 am . We should do the pod .
Speaker 1It's a weekday or something you always want to do the pod AJ I'll stab me .
Speaker 4You want to do the pod in any location .
Speaker 1Yeah , man , why ?
Speaker 2not Do it at unrealistic scenarios .
Speaker 4Sometimes it's just not suited . We've never done one before .
Speaker 3I like to play the cornhole tournament , because we've never done one before .
Speaker 1I like to play the cornhole tournament yeah .
Speaker 4No , no , no , Do the pod group .
Speaker 2Oh , I'll play as a force , yeah .
Speaker 4I could do that , what about ?
Speaker 1well , I mean no , not do the pod , that's impossible Are you going to be healed by ? Then yeah , that's like Migo baby . I don't care . I'm ready , ready by Miko , he'll be fine . Yeah , just a lot of this .
Speaker 4Was your injury after Miko last ?
Speaker 1year ? No , it was before . It was like two months before . Did you still go ? No it was like a month before .
Speaker 3No , none of us went I don't know .
Speaker 4I think it would take more than that for you to miss Miko . You lived for Miko . I couldn't walk . I know , but you still go drink .
Speaker 3No , not paying , yeah , that's not worth it All that money to not go . Then we run NoHo too , without you yeah no , what's NoHo ? It's pretty much end of the year , damn it . I'm going to have to find my own fucking crew .
Speaker 1now Big shift . What are ? You doing bud ? What are you doing over there ? Want to be my friend .
Speaker 3It's not like a full golf outing , it's pretty much get a bunch of guys there , throw a few bucks and play . Where do we play Holbrook ? Usually we play Brentwood , but we played Holbrook this year and it played tough .
Speaker 1I was going to say the score wasn't what I thought it would be . No , I forgot . It was like six under that one or something like that yeah we didn't think we were going to win , and then the last few years at Brentwood it's been in double digits , I mean .
Speaker 3Brentwood is definitely easier than Holbrook . Yeah , never actually played . Holbrook . Holbrook is very tight . Yeah , it is tight . A lot of woods and there's not a lot of grass . It's pretty close to Pine Ridge . Okay , Not going to lie . Holbrook , there's a lot of woods that you can't get out of . Yeah , it's just lined with trees . Yeah , you can't get out of it .
Speaker 1Usually you can advance on most courses that have woods , but you go into the woods on Holbrook and you're dropping or re-hitting Yep . So that's three scrambles . All right , God , Three that you won without this guy . Why don't you kiss your trophy again ?
Speaker 3God damn , I should . I'm going to win it again . I'm going to win top score actually I hope you do . Then you can throw the money on the bar . No Well , if you win top score , you don't get money , you get a free trip .
Speaker 1There's a lot of good golfers , dude . Hmm , you , these .
Speaker 3It's going to happen .
Speaker 1I'm telling you , you drinking that day , monday morning .
Speaker 4What are you guys talking about Monday morning ?
Speaker 1During Migo Migo , where he won twice , but that was Callaway .
Speaker 3No , I'm going to win the whole thing . He wants to win the overall Call him my shot .
Speaker 2The low net . There's a fine line , can't booze that much .
Speaker 3Oh , I'm boozing , I don't care .
Speaker 1Call him a shot , bro . Okay , 74 heard it here first . Yeah , the , the , it's gonna be you two , mike kelly and aj yep , who are you playing with ?
Speaker 2I don't know .
Speaker 3I'll figure it out dang , we'll find a guy , guys .
Speaker 1All right , a couple dudes yeah , no , I know on the way , maybe just pick somebody up . No , I know , I know a lot of people there that you know always looking for people .
Speaker 4Well , if you've heard he's kind of a big deal , he's very well connected at Migo .
Speaker 2He's a huge big Migo guy .
Speaker 4Guys want to know him , guys want to be me , want to be with him , something like that . Guys want to be him when they want to be with him . He's a very big guy at Migo , very big , huge . He's a very big guy , amigo , very big , huge .
Speaker 2Huge Okay .
Speaker 3Many people say All right , cognizant , classic . This is like a one year anniversary from you want to pop a zin tonight ?
Speaker 2No , this is not a year . No , is it really ?
Speaker 3Was it a year ago ? Was it really ? That was not a year ago ? No , is it really , was it ? Oh , it wasn't a year ago . It was a Cognizant classic that was a year ago .
Speaker 4It must have been a year ago .
Speaker 2That was a whole year ago . Yeah , the Cognizant classic . Come on it's a Friday night .
Speaker 4Is there a clip ? No , I can't do it
Zinning and the Cognizant Classic
Speaker 4. I got a .
Speaker 1Niner you can take , I'll do a round .
Speaker 4Is that a real Zen Shit ?
Speaker 1I gotta drive home Is that an energy Zen . Nah , this is a zone . Wait , wait . What's the number on that ? Oh boy , that's all I got . You're at six or nine . What's the uh ? How many minutes do I have to have it in for ? How many minutes do I have to have it in , for I just ate pizza . No , you have to dude , I'm not doing this without you , I'm going to do it .
Speaker 4I'm just saying you're in the line of fire .
Speaker 1No , you got a clear shot now . And Josh's banter is up and running . And Josh's banter , I'm just going to take a microphone to the face .
Speaker 2That's all Zen for the win . The cognitive Zen classic Dude , that was a year , March 4th 2024 . That's crazy .
Speaker 3Yo six minutes for a sixer , you have to do it , just put it in .
Speaker 1I'm not just putting it in .
Speaker 3Shut up for a second . The last time I dipped was in college . If you're going to throw up , fucking , get him a fucking bowl .
Speaker 4How many milligrams was it last time ?
Speaker 2Six , it was a oh boy , six milligrams of gum pill .
Speaker 3Yeah , but you had it in for like a half hour nine six six you want a nine cheers one year ago .
Speaker 4You should be tougher I'm like have to wait , oh my god , you put on the side of your lip so I could fit another one you just swallowed it .
Speaker 2It won't hit you . Oh my god , okay , is that true ? Is that how it works ?
Speaker 1I feel like it's true , like you hit , all right , no , no , no , seriously , though , what's the what's ? How many minutes ?
Speaker 4I don't know I'm not doing 17 , right ? I'm not doing this for 20 minutes . It's like a Like it hits you All , right ? No , no , no . Seriously , though , what's the what's ? How many minutes ? I don't know . It's 8.17 right now . I'm not doing this for 20 minutes . I thought it was like a piece of gum .
Speaker 1I'm throwing this out in six minutes . Why ?
Speaker 4The longer you leave it in , I'm going to throw up .
Speaker 2You're going to throw Dude . The last time I did a dip it was regular pouches , though .
Speaker 1It was in college and I'd never done one before and it was like a regular fucking weekday you weren't dipping the real chew . No , it wasn't the long cut or anything . What was that ? Notre Dame , Notre Dame , yeah .
Speaker 2First semester .
Speaker 1And I'm chilling watching TV and my roommate comes out and goes , oh yo , you want to throw in a dip whatever ? And he tossed me one . I'm like , screw it , oh , this is burning , they're just so . I'm laying there , said I just ate chinese food for lunch or dinner , I think it was . So I'm like , good , I have , I have it in , right . An hour later he comes back out and I'm still fucking doing it right , and he's like , oh shit , you still have that in . I was like , yeah , I don't know . He's like I'm , he's like you could probably get rid of it now . So I go to throw , I put it in the bottle and I go to throw it out . I fucking hit one wall and I went all the way to the other and I was like the room was fucking spinning and I'm like , oh my god , it hit me all at once , went to the bathroom . I was scooping chinese food out of my mouth . That's gross , you know it was fucking sean rip .
Speaker 2What'd you have ?
Speaker 1sean rip 2.0 . What'd you eat for dinner tonight ? Uh , a half of , uh like a chicken sandwich . Oh , this is burning burn . They're not as spicy , it's like what is it which this is like ? Oh man , my lips are fucking on fire right now .
Speaker 2What flavor is it cinnamon ? I don't know , I'm trying not to swallow . Is it really dragon fruit ? Oh , dragon feels like it smells good .
Speaker 3Good , they're not as strong as zins I feel like are you okay , you beating up yet ? I'm good for now . It's funny .
Speaker 1Good for now , yeah is it good that I'm doing this ? I don't know , I do it I got two right he's a professional though . Upper deckies , you do fucking two every fucking five minutes .
Speaker 4Jack Nicklaus had the .
Speaker 1Tucker .
Speaker 4Carlson , oh yeah he did .
Speaker 3He has his own brand . Yeah , oh wow , I guess Zinn got mad that he was talking him up .
Speaker 4Oh , tucker Carlson , oh , maybe they just don't like .
Speaker 3Yeah , they don't probably like him , I don't know . Yeah , he Tucker Carlson , but he was a big advocate for he was yeah , he's great for your mental clarity , you know .
Speaker 4Yeah , mental acuity . They say that nicotine enhances the , it does the cognizant , the cogn , your cognizition .
Speaker 2Yes , the nootropic cognizant . How fitting . Yeah , I bet it does . I'm sure there's some benefit to it .
Speaker 4Like a couple months ago Russell Crowe was on Joe Rogan and he was saying , like that's why you can't quit cigarettes , because it I don't know , like you're saying , it's kind of a nootropic . I think he'd probably find a way to get a different nicotine fix .
Speaker 2I know it's good for my brain but bad for my lungs .
Speaker 4You from my lungs you know one of those , We'll die soon .
Speaker 2We're all gonna die .
Speaker 1I don't have to do those . I would throw up Definitely . Wait , have you never ? No , alright .
Speaker 3Never , ever , I wouldn't . No , not doing that . It's not worth it . I've went from smoking a pack a day to doing a tin a day of fucking Skol .
Speaker 4Everybody does Definitely better . It's , like you know , chewing gum nowadays .
Speaker 3I know People that never done nicotine have been doing it .
Speaker 2Once you make something like cleaner , then more people will do it . It's like the vape right . Nobody that plenty of people who never smoked a cigarette vape . And now everybody will do a Zin because it's not dirty and gross and you're not spitting out brown juice everywhere .
Speaker 1And it's glor , dirty and gross and you're not spitting out brown juice everywhere glorified on like social media . Yes , it's cool , kids are like yeah , you know wait , am I supposed to be spitting ? No , yeah , no , you're like a child , yeah , now , now I'm like questioning it's supposed to just suck like suck into your lip and spit out this like dude like a regular fucking . I think I'm high . I'll soak into . You're setting me up right now . It's like I have a feeling you're setting me up .
Speaker 4It's like being drunk for the first time . I think we're drunk guys . You know You're supposed to feel this way . You're the vet .
Speaker 3Are you freaking out man ?
Speaker 1No , about to Are you having a bad trip .
Speaker 2Got three more minutes . Those are laced with ayahuasca .
Speaker 3You can't waste my fucking zones bro .
Speaker 1Keep it in there , bro 15 minutes at least , don't they have ?
Speaker 3like a save it for later .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'm going to reuse .
Speaker 4Give me another one of those , is it though ? No , I'm just kidding .
Speaker 1Isn't there like ?
Speaker 3a ? Yeah , I could put it on the reverse side . Usually I just put like old ones in there if I have nowhere to put it .
Speaker 1Reverse side . Usually I just put like old ones in there , if I have nowhere to put it .
Speaker 2Oh gotcha , yeah , okay , wait , you come back for it later .
Speaker 3No , no , no , there's a oh .
Speaker 1In the container . In the container , there's a thing underneath it . Okay , it's a separate pouch . You can put the one that you're using in . Save it for later if you don't know .
Speaker 2Save it for later . That's gross . Yes , I swear to .
Speaker 1God , I'm sorry , whip it out . Whoa Whip it out .
Speaker 4What .
Speaker 3No , ditty .
Speaker 4Save it for later . Put it next to your tater tots and your .
Speaker 2He's going to pop one on his phone under his paint , go straight into the bloodstream .
Speaker 3Look , watch . No well , the top you can like open up . I didn't even know it's like oh wow , secret compartment . Yeah , wow yeah so , like , if I don't have a garbage , like or I'm okay , that makes sense , I'm sitting in time yeah , I can't get up , you know I'm done .
Speaker 4I'm already starting to feel it , inject it right into my veins . I don't know what to do with this . You don , you don't just swallow it .
Speaker 1Oh , you took it out . Yeah , bro , what a puss . I don't want to be it Dude , it's been Six minutes .
Speaker 2Yeah , six minutes .
Speaker 5You lose Fucking scared Dude . I already feel it . Wait , just swallow it . Just swallow it Be a man .
Speaker 4Come on it's payback . Donate that to science .
Speaker 1What kind of DNA is this ? Fuck , I might call an Uber home now Fester .
Speaker 4I'm already feeling it .
Speaker 1I don't know how you're doing this . Say no bitch , yeah we'll find out . We will Famous last words .
Speaker 2I got to get up .
Speaker 4Yeah , you'll be able to start touching my face , yeah .
Speaker 2When you start seeing the sweat beating Once he stops talking , that's when you know that is the sign .
Speaker 3That is the sign . That is the sign . That's the initial sign yeah but he's done them before , so I think I'm a vet .
Speaker 1Yeah one year ago . I'm feeling it like I said .
Speaker 3He popped the 3 at he popped the 3 at X-Golf and lost it .
Speaker 4I mean oh , did you guys see the ?
Speaker 1the country singer I think it was Zach , I forget who it was . It was a country singer that someone threw him a zin and he looked and he went what A three . And he threw it right back to him . No , it was a golfer . No , it was during a concert . That was hilarious , though . He's like a three and he threw it right back to him . He's like I don't want that shit . Threes do suck . Yeah .
Speaker 2What's the most they make ? What's the highest ?
Speaker 3I don't know . I heard some crazy ones that are like fucking 15 , 12 .
Speaker 1You probably have to order those online or something . Yeah , I don't know . I think nine is the most you can get through a store .
Speaker 2Yeah , I mean . So you buy a nine at 7-Eleven .
Speaker 3I'm not a big fan of the nines , but yeah , you can get that sore , though I like how I like how we were supposed to talk about the Cogs and fucking golf Straight to Zin .
Speaker 1I can't believe that was a year ago . That is crazy .
Speaker 2Time flies Would have been epic . I think some of it's still in the bathroom , probably .
Speaker 3He's like I cleaned it up . I'm like , bro , it's all over my shower .
Speaker 4I did the best I could . You know you couldn't see straight . The room was spinning . Yeah , yeah , come back out here . He's like you . Look , I hit the toilet . Talk about Porzingis . You know Porzingis have remember .
Speaker 3Porzingis oh .
Speaker 4God . So Anyway , cognizant , cognizant . I don't know if anybody watched Joe Highsmith First time winner on the PGA Tour First time , I think . Are you a big fan because he wears the bucket hat ? Yeah , I mean more of a fan of Damon . I think he's the one that kind of set the trend . Everybody started wearing him after his first swing came out last year didn't , ricky wear him when he was younger , though .
Speaker 4No , it was like a flat broom . Not a fan of the flat broom , but he brought those into style
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Speaker 4many years ago when he first came onto the tour . The flat broom hat yeah , everybody's wearing the bucket hat . It wasn't so cool the first time I , because I knew that Damon wore them before Full Swing came out , so I was trying to . I was inspired by him . I wore it to Amigo one year and it wasn't a hit . It was the opposite . Then I come back the next year and everybody has a bucket hat . You look great wearing it , I think so . I like it .
Speaker 1I think , so I like it , he goes .
Speaker 4I think so it's a nice hat .
Speaker 1It's cool . Jill said I look cute Not my style .
Speaker 4No , nah , what are you going to do ? Not everybody can pull it off .
Speaker 3I do want to find a good hat I can wear like that , maybe a cowboy hat . Should I start rocking a cowboy ?
Speaker 1hat Dude , that'd be . Yeah , no , you were rocking the .
Speaker 2Big sombrero Maybe Like , just do something totally different .
Speaker 1What's the the no , the A fedora no .
Speaker 3I want to hear where he's going with it .
Speaker 1I forgot . I don't know what it's called , what the ? You rocked that .
Speaker 3I guess what Bryson .
Speaker 2Yeah , bryson wore that .
Speaker 3Oh , I wore it a few times .
Speaker 1There was a trend for like six months that you wore that .
Speaker 2Do you have the razors in it , like PE blinders ? Yeah .
Speaker 4Yeah , yeah , it was actually Yep , or a trench coat .
Speaker 3Actually it was a Boondock Saints hat , boston Scally , they actually make really good hats .
Speaker 4Were you . It was pretty nice , I have to admit . Speaking of which , were you at the St Patrick's Day Parade ? I was . I didn't see you marching I can't march the injury Brother come on , I don't know when were you Across from Jackson Hall . Oh , so you were stationed . Yeah , I got to say I don't want to call . Maybe I shouldn't say this . Forget it . Should I say it ?
Speaker 3Well , might as well tell us , I can take it out All right .
Speaker 4So I was at the St Patrick's Day Parade , possibly my least favorite day of the year . It's just always so cold what you have to navigate a bunch of drunk idiots everywhere . My fucking favorite day of the year this is East .
Speaker 2Isle , bro , you're not in New York City .
Speaker 4Especially with two kids . It's just a lot of good food and could kind of , you know , get out of the cold and everything . But , uh , we were outside watching the parade and one point I was looking around actually what was probably because it was so cold it was less crowded than years past and I noted that there were two people who brought their own chair . They were sitting . Sitting in One was Jill and Caitlin's pregnant wife , and the other was AJ . Oh God , yeah like a folding chair . There was not another folding chair .
Speaker 3Well , they're the only two smart people .
Speaker 1Yeah , no , no , no . There's a lot of people that .
Speaker 3I'm guessing you really wish you had a chair , yeah .
Speaker 4We had chairs at where I was . Well , I went inside and sat when I felt the need to sit .
Speaker 3I guess not everybody had that privilege , but yeah , I mean , if I went to a parade and I was sitting there watching it , I would wish I had a chair .
Speaker 1Yeah , no , there's a lot of chairs . That's reasonable . There's a lot of chairs . A lot of people also parked their car strategically where they could sit on their tailgate .
Speaker 4Yeah Well , I don't think there was . Even you couldn't just pull your car up , we had to park , like probably half a mile away .
Speaker 1For that parade . People parked the day before . Yeah , Honestly .
Speaker 2Well , it depends where you're at .
Speaker 1If you're in like a parking lot , you can pull up the front spots . People parked their car in a parking lot the day before so they could sit .
Speaker 4How many fire departments are there in the march in that parade ? Because it felt like it went forever .
Speaker 1It's like 30 fire departments ? No , because it felt like it went forever . It's like 30 fire departments ? No , it's not 30 . What ?
Speaker 2happens if there's a fire it felt like a lot .
Speaker 3It was like an hour hour and a half two hours long , what Not ? Seven , and then they have like other , you know . No way , it's seven fire departments .
Speaker 1There's not 30 either . I'm closer to fucking the real number than you are there's no way . That was embell .
Speaker 4They had other stuff . It is wild , yeah , like a karate class .
Speaker 3I would say 25 . Tiger Schulman .
Speaker 1Not even close , John . No , it was a 100% .
Speaker 4No , something else I don't know , like Shaolin self-defense or something .
Speaker 3Dude , the parade kicks off . We always went last . I am telling you you're wrong and we'd be waiting for like an hour and a half . There's maybe 10 .
Speaker 1That's on the high side . No way , okay , you're wrong . I'm just letting you know you're wrong .
Speaker 2Where can we get the information from ? I'm sorry .
Speaker 3Did you videotape it . What the fuck ? Yeah Me the whole thing , yeah that guy .
Speaker 4Video . He ain't no videographer . Nah bro , what do you think I'm going to do ?
Speaker 1Record this , what , honestly , you probably go , I want to enjoy myself people who sit there record unless they're getting paid to do it or like they're posting it like for a company or something dude they're gonna go home and fucking watch it on their tv .
Speaker 4Maybe they will they grind your gears .
Speaker 3It's memories they're capturing you were there drinking the entire time . You probably just saw 10 fucking performance , that's it . You're like oh , it was only 10 . I'm telling you there's no way . It's only 10 , it's only 10 , no way I think it's .
Speaker 4It's gotta be more than 10 ugh regardless .
Speaker 1Kofi , how can we find our uh where you are ? There's no way . There's no way .
Speaker 2Secretary , over here he's nice secretary , it's not whatever , it's my secretary bro you're the laptop guy remember from season one that guy , that guy Same .
Speaker 3thing .
Speaker 4It's not worth digging into . I don't think .
Speaker 1I guarantee you I'm closer to the number than you are .
Speaker 3Alright , look it up , that's it , man , it's making you aggressive Combative . It really is Nicotine's not good for you .
Speaker 1Imagine if I had it for another five more minutes .
Speaker 3You'd be upstairs throwing up and right now .
Speaker 4Alright , let's move on from the cognizant , because nobody watched it and nobody cares . Apparently we got to wait , wait , hold on . Wasn't there a 59 shot ? No way 59 . That was at the yeah right we talked about that last week oh , we did , we did , yeah .
Speaker 4After that , nothing really eventful happened . It was a bunch of mid-level tour players competing . I don't remember who was towards the top of the leaderboard . There was a couple of names up there , but Joe Highsmith emerged victorious . And now we've got an elevated event , the Arnie Palmy . Pew , pew , pew , pew . Arnie Palmy , arnie Palmy .
Speaker 2Arnie Palmy . Who wants an Arnie Palmy ? Arnie Palmy alert .
Speaker 4And the big names are out . They're out in full force . The PGA Tour season 2025 season is officially underway . Max Homa shot in 81 . Usually he runs the internet . He's on the right side of the shit talking twitter and , for the first time that I can remember , he the , you know , the right side of the shit talking Twitter and for the first time in that I can remember , he's really , uh , you know , shouldering the brunt of the online attacks for shooting 81 in the opening round . He has not been playing well at all . Uh the season .
Speaker 1Well , he's going through this . That swing change right . Maybe I don't know .
Speaker 4I mean he's going through something .
Speaker 1No , he said he's going through a pretty pretty big swing change that has been going back like a couple months . Now that he's , it's not . He's going through the growing pains 81 .
Speaker 4They're saying he honored kobe with the 81 because he wore a kobe jersey . I think that at waste management or something .
Speaker 3Maybe he should post a video of his swing and he should roast yeah .
Speaker 4Yeah , yeah , he hasn't . He hasn't backed . I mean , I guess what can you say ? Usually he would have something funny to to quiet the critics , yeah , but I guess it's gotta be frustrating . You know he dedicates his life to golf and when you're playing that bad you know , yeah , in that bad , you know .
Speaker 4Yeah , he's in like straight victor hovland mode right now . Very similar . Yeah , another guy who's going through it is cam young . It's not been playing well . I I'm in a league where I pick six golfers uh , drop kings league every week and homa and cam young , their , their salary , their cost just keep going down and I'm like this is great value . Um , cam young is seven thousand dollars . It's like one of the cheaper guys and and it's not working out this guy , who was a top 15 player in the world last year .
Speaker 1Didn't Cam Young just shoot ? Isn't he plus 10 right ?
Speaker 4now he hasn't won on tour , but he's been knocking on the door and he has not been playing well at all this year , and late last year he shot 82 . The only guy in the field who had a worse opening round than Homa .
Speaker 1So yeah , Wow because wasn't he in the President's Cup last year ? Cam .
Speaker 3I think , he was , I think , the TGL actually not good for him . For Homa , for Homa , no for Cam .
Speaker 4Oh for Cam . Yeah , two guys who have been on bad teams in the TGL too .
Speaker 3There's been a lot of criticism saying that he's so fucking quiet and boring . Hold on .
Speaker 1Why do you say that's fucking him up though the ?
Speaker 3TGL , because I just told you , because he's getting a lot of criticism saying he's boring , shit like that , like nobody really cares about New York , like their whole team is boring . They are . And they're fucking not playing well there .
Speaker 4Yeah , they have such a good team .
Speaker 1I was going to say remember when we went over the team in the beginning New York I thought it was like , oh shit , they're going to be really good , Is that Shoffley ?
Speaker 4Is he on New York ? I think so . Shoffley Fowler . I think it's Shoffley Fowler Shoffley . I think it's Shoffley Fowler . Yes , yeah , cam Young . Yeah , ironically , or surprisingly , I should say he's not playing well either . Fowler is the one out of Cam Young , shoffley and Fowler . Fowler might be the one who's playing the best lately . Shoffley is not playing well in this tournament either . I don't know what he shot today , but over par on Thursday . But the course is playing really tough , bay Hill .
Speaker 3Yeah , they're saying that's the toughest course they play First round .
Speaker 1there weren't many
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Speaker 1sub-pars .
Speaker 4The scores are not high .
Speaker 3That rough is fucking brutal .
Speaker 4Right now Shane Lowry is leading by two over Wyndham Clark at eight under , and then he's at eight under Wyndham Clark's at minus six , and then I think there's a group at minus four . But after two days there's really only one guy who's playing well . You could say Today he had a good round .
Speaker 1What's coming up next week ? Is the players right ? Yes , so there's . I was going to mention to you guys before , but I'll do it now . There's a pool that I'm usually in . I know I mentioned it to you guys last year , but you guys weren't interested . Are you guys interested this year ? It's you pick four players in the four majors and then the players , so there's five tournaments all together .
Speaker 1You pick four guys and once you pick those four guys , you can't pick them in the next four events yeah , I've heard of things like this and then , and then it goes by , um , it goes by winnings , like prize pool winnings , and then they add up the prize pool winnings and that's your , that's your number for that week . Yeah , so you can win that week , or , and then you can win the overall . So there's probably going to be about 40 , I think like 40 guys that are in it . I don't know if you guys are interested in doing it . I think we , I think it'll be cool to do for overalls Good money .
Speaker 3If you win that week , you win your money back , a hundred bucks A hundred bucks , and then it's , it's , it's one a month .
Speaker 1That wouldn't usually that's what it usually $100 total .
Speaker 2Yeah . Sure I'd be interested in that , I think we need to do something .
Speaker 4I think that'll be kind of cool . I think that's .
Speaker 3I came in third . One year I won 300 , I think .
Speaker 1Yeah , and it's hard , it's tough . Yeah , you can't reuse anybody , cause you can't reuse it and you gotta be strategic on well-ware kind of thing . Yeah , that interests me .
Speaker 4I think that's what we're missing this year .
Speaker 1I'll mention it .
Speaker 4We don't pick tournaments anymore .
Speaker 3Fantasy-type competition . We could do the DraftKings thing . I gotta look into that more .
Speaker 4Yeah , I liked it when it was competition between us . That was kind of yeah .
Speaker 2We're already talking about the external lights off in fight .
Speaker 1I'll give you guys his info and we'll do it because the players aren't due till next week . So , all right , we'll talk the four guys , so we'll talk , we'll talk . But I think that'd be cool to like , you know a little inside competition . So I think we got to do the DraftKings . I know .
Speaker 3Yeah , we should do the DraftKings . Anyone do DraftKings before I ?
Speaker 1don't .
Speaker 3I'm in a league , so set it up .
Speaker 4Yeah , yeah , yeah , I'm not getting you guys to the league I'm in next year no , no , no .
Speaker 3I think we should just do us four I guess it's four , it's us four .
Speaker 1Yeah , sure , we could do that .
Speaker 3Start it we Next week . Yeah , we'll do it every week .
Speaker 4From the players on Okay , I'll do it , I'll start it .
Speaker 3Fucking do it , do it , do it .
Speaker 2Cool , it won't happen . It'll happen , it's not going to . I have no faith . When's your work trip ? It's in about a month .
Speaker 4Oh , it's a month from now , where are you going ? Virginia . I've been invited on a work golf outing . It's a lot of pressure for me personally because I played probably the best nine holes I've ever played in my life when I played with my boss and my work colleague last season and yeah , I think I was kind of invited to impress maybe for networking purposes . It's still juicy , yeah , so it's a lot to live up to . I'm scared .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 4It's a nice course . I forget what the course is called now , but it was formerly the TPC Virginia Pete Dye Design . Okay , very nice course . Yeah , I'm excited . Should be fun , cool . Hopefully I don't make a fool of myself . How many people are in this ?
Speaker 2Are there other people from other companies ?
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 4And they're all golfers . Oh boy , it's a networking event . I don't really know . Honestly , I don't know anything about the company that is hosting that Winner gets a $3 billion contract . I don't know , I don't know the whole business .
Speaker 1Winning against Ryder Cup tickets .
Speaker 2Oh , that'd be cool . Oh , I just entered , sorry . Side note there's a you can enter for US Open tickets for next year . Okay , I just did that .
Speaker 3Where's ? That at Shinnecock .
Speaker 4Shinnecock yeah . And what's the deal with the Ryder Cup ? Their tickets are like $900 . That's insane . Yeah , I have to go . Can ? It's insane ? Yeah , have to go . Could we like break in Volunteer ? You could definitely break in Something along the road . Get a tent , I'll just rob a bank or something . I'll figure it out , have to go $900 .
Speaker 2I don't you kind of have to go .
Speaker 4How could you not ? It's right here Something that you would regret for the rest of your life , when are we going ?
Speaker 2No , but it's right here , bethpage , I know .
Speaker 4The People's Course .
Speaker 1It's our course it is . Played it yeah .
Speaker 4You never played it have you Not black ?
Speaker 2We've got to find a way . Look up tickets .
Speaker 4They're $900 . They're only going to get higher .
Speaker 1They're worth it $1,000 plus tax .
Speaker 4They were $700 . Let me see Last time I checked another $900 .
Speaker 1I think the practice round was in , like the sevens , that's insane .
Speaker 3I would rather . Which is crazy . I'm not even going to go if it's that much money .
Speaker 2Yeah , dude , I think like a parking pass at Jones Beach was like $100 . I have to go one day We'll take an Uber .
Speaker 4Yeah , oh boy , how did you not go ? Oh , oh boy , how did you not go ? Oh , oh , oh , oh . What do you see ? Oh , oh , oh , I found one for 400 . Oh , it's just parking 535 .
Speaker 2Hey , that's just um . They use their banter . Three tickets or four , you gonna go .
Speaker 1Yeah , I would go Okay .
Speaker 2Okay , 568 . You can get four tickets , 568 each . Get them For what day ? That's the first day . First day , yeah . The second , friday and Saturday , are $1,200 right now . Yeah , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 4The level of foam ?
Speaker 2Oh wait wait , a second Thursday is a practice round , isn't it ? No , it's a three-day event . Yes , sorry , okay then , so Friday , saturday , sunday , those are all $1,200 .
Speaker 4Listen , the kids could eat ramen , boxed mac and cheese for a couple weeks .
Speaker 3I should have bought tickets . The last time I looked , Dude gotta go .
Speaker 1Gotta go . That's insane . Could we put it under the rather big offing business expense ?
Speaker 4If we didn't go and they won , I don't know we're gonna have to up our dues .
Speaker 2Where do you think our dues are going ? He's going to be like hey guys , I found out , I got a ticket .
Speaker 1See you guys later .
Speaker 2When are you going to drop ?
Speaker 1me off .
Speaker 3Yeah , it's going to be 50 this month .
Speaker 1No , all of a sudden he'll be like oh Josh , where you at Ryan boys on this selfie VIP third hole starting to get a little warm oh boy , it has been like it's been a half an hour .
Speaker 4I'm not going to vomit , but your neck is getting red , redneck .
Speaker 1I'm having deja vu right now . I'm going to throw this in the garbage you're going to throw what you're going to throw up put it in the thing in the zin holder and then , you know , depending on how I'm feeling , I'm gonna put another in what whoa , someone's graduated
Speaker 3this guy's wild bro , whoa , oh shit oh , that was not a straight line .
Speaker 1He's was wild , you're wild , yo .
Speaker 3I don't think he knows where he is right now Fucking wild man . How lucky am I that he's my brother-in-law . Yeah , I mean , you really won the lottery . I really did .
Speaker 1Yeah , not many people have those , it's true . It could be a lot worse , could be .
Speaker 3Yeah , get to golf with him all the time . I know I'm better than I'm at golf , not even here to defend himself it's all good , I'm gonna let it roll that really irks him too I know it definitely irks him 100 .
Speaker 1Hey , sean , when did you start golfing , oh god he grew up across the street from a golf course . Yeah , he snuck in every day , yeah , 10 10 years old .
Speaker 3I started playing like five years ago .
Speaker 1You were 30 in your 30s , mid 30s , yeah , early 30s . Oh , he even got you a . You didn't get me one . Nah , I got one . Of course he didn't get you one . Yeah , he did get me one . Oh , he did . What a guy See . Like I said After you just got done , busting his balls , of course , I gotta . Wow . I think you owe him an apology . He owes you an apology .
Speaker 3You gotta make fun of family .
Speaker 4Yeah , what did you say when I was gone ?
Speaker 3Nothing . You're so handsome , you're so good looking .
Speaker 4What talking about how much I suck ?
Speaker 3I said I'm like I'm so lucky you're my brother-in-law .
Speaker 4Thanks how much I suck I said I'm like I'm so lucky you're my brother-in-law . Thanks , man , I feel the same .
Speaker 2And such a bromance .
Speaker 4Yeah , I know I suck at golf , but you know I should be better . What do you want from me ? You know , at this point in my I think , I think you're .
Speaker 1You are better than me I go . You are better than me at golf . If you clear your head , you would be all right .
Speaker 4I think my ceiling is high , very high you suck .
Speaker 3I feel like you just need to work on your wedge shots .
Speaker 4That's about it , he does . That's the problem . Honestly , my putting sucks .
Speaker 3Your putting's really not bad when you're on in putting . You're on in putting your putting's really good . Yeah , let's not talk about it .
Speaker 4You gotta stop having kids . Wait , when was the last time you played ?
Speaker 2That's detrimental to you . I'm very detrimental .
Speaker 3Josh has got like two rounds left Last season .
Speaker 2We played together . What like October or something like that , did we play ? I think we played later in the year together at some point .
Speaker 4Yeah , I don't know . The last time I played November , maybe .
Speaker 2Remember when we played with that guy and his wife .
Speaker 4Yeah , swan .
Speaker 3Lake . Yeah , that was weird . That was like Bethpage , that guy and his girlfriend .
Speaker 4That's what we're talking about , right .
Speaker 3Yeah , but didn't you say the girlfriend didn't play though .
Speaker 4The guy and his girlfriend who wasn't playing .
Speaker 2Yeah , that was me and you no , that was you guys . We played the guy and his girlfriend play . She had headphones in the whole time . Oh , you did .
Speaker 5Oh yeah , it was me and him . No , what , that was a different time you weren't there A different time .
Speaker 3Yeah , this was at Swan Lake .
Speaker 2No , it was at Swan Lake , right Swan Lake or Spring Lake . Spring .
Speaker 4Lake , I think it was .
Speaker 2No .
Speaker 4Bethpage was me and you . Yes , that I . I remember that the girl was like Holding his clubs .
Speaker 2Yeah , she was like a caddy . It was a white guy . There's no way they're still together . He had like an Asian wife , girlfriend , whatever . She had headphones in Like the whole time . Was she good ? No , I don't remember .
Speaker 1I mean she was terrible , I don't know , I feel like if she was good , if she was good , she really talked he would remember she didn't .
Speaker 2She's just ignoring me . She hates me .
Speaker 1I'm like , oh , okay .
Speaker 2Great , this is going to be a good round , isn't that the ?
Speaker 4Asian way .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , I don't know . They were all right , they were nice . Sit there and watch me , it was spring late .
Speaker 4If I saw an image of them , I'm sure it would jar it but it's all around .
Speaker 3I can't identify every single one .
Speaker 4By the way 50 degrees all this week .
Speaker 2It's crazy it's either freezing cold are we playing ? Yeah are you working this weekend are you off ?
Speaker 3you work . What do you got ? Uh , I'm working responsibilities 3 to 11 on sunday . Tomorrow I got my brother's birthday . Oh shit , I know , I thought it was that night . I'm like , oh , I could play during the day , but it's at one o'clock , what the I know . I think it's gonna be a little chilly to play in the morning . It is , we could what if you're not scared .
Speaker 4What are we talking ?
Speaker 3tomorrow manana I mean the podcast won't come out
Full Swing Season Commentary
Speaker 3till like next week sometime what do you want to play , sure ?
Speaker 2why not ? Are we gonna play what do you want ? Week sometime Would you want to play Sure ? Why not ? Are we going to play what do you ?
Speaker 3want to play . What do you want to do ? It's going to have to be early , though I'm going to be done before 1 .
Speaker 4It's probably going to be colder then . I mean .
Speaker 2Obviously , yeah , whatever brother , you afraid of the cold , I know .
Speaker 1You want to play ? Let my policy . He's scared , he's scared . If it's not after June 1st , I don't play . Remember July 1st to July 4th .
Speaker 2Tight window . Tight window . What's open right now ? Over 70 . Is there a Bethpage course open ? Yeah ?
Speaker 4It's going to be windy as hell .
Speaker 1If I need to wear it , if I need to double glove it , I'm not happy . Fuck that If you're scared you're scared , apparently you're scared .
Speaker 4I'm freezing .
Speaker 1Okay , yeah , no thanks , maybe next time .
Speaker 3I'm probably going to play Wednesday .
Speaker 2It is going to feel like 30 degrees tomorrow morning . Yeah , I'm going to pass on that .
Speaker 1Wind , wind , wind , wind . Yeah , but is it supposed to warm up ? No , you got to be done it it feels like temp , though no , tomorrow's going to be cloudy and windy Sunday's the better day really Wait . When's it going to be in the afternoon ? When Tomorrow ?
Speaker 4Windy , Windy , I feel like oh , it feels like I'm not playing in 22 mile an hour , wind 31 at 1 o'clock .
Speaker 3Oh , the one's supposed to kick up at 11 .
Speaker 131 at 1 o'clock yeah actual 44 .
Speaker 2When is daylight savings soon ? Sunday . This weekend start golfing after work , nine holes yeah , when does that start up ?
Speaker 1what your ?
Speaker 2oh , I don't know whenever , probably May , june . But we can play after work , sure time you get out usually what time ?
Speaker 1what time do you do you usually have your work thing on ? What is it Tuesday ?
Speaker 2it was on Wednesdays , but it's like 5 o'clock . But it what time do you usually have your work thing On ? What Is it Tuesday ? It was on Wednesdays , but it was like 5 o'clock . But it's not until probably May or June and that was just a random . The good thing about that was it's not like a real league Like 10 guys showed up this week . It didn't matter , it was just for that week .
Speaker 1And they're pretty good with tee times and stuff , like just showing up , or did you guys this ?
Speaker 2one guy books them all . You get a head count who's coming . Yeah , you get a head count for the week prior and then , oh Timber , yeah my dad . He books them online .
Speaker 1My dad's part of a men's club there .
Speaker 2Yeah , this is informal this is not like an official league they're very good with it . But a Wednesday yeah , several tee times .
Speaker 1Oh , you never know .
Speaker 2I'm saying I did it last year for like 10 weeks . It was pretty easy they made it work .
Speaker 1I remember we used to go a couple times to Timber .
Speaker 2But anybody can play any week , so you could just show up and pay 10 bucks .
Speaker 1Wait , it's 10 bucks . Oh for Twilight .
Speaker 2No For the League . Oh , the League , yeah , yeah , yeah , it's 10 , so sometimes there was like 150 bucks . You know , 15 guys show up . Anyone can show up . Anybody can show up . You can show up if you want . If you're around Wednesdays , if you're around on a Wednesday night , you could use a few extra bucks .
Speaker 1Yeah , I was going to say that's gas money , right ?
Speaker 2there . Yeah , it's handicapped and everything , so it's legit All right .
Speaker 3So then , oh boy , we're 50 minutes in .
Speaker 1I feel like we haven't talked about anything I know .
Speaker 3Yeah , we really haven't . This is a good one . It's a straight bullshit podcast . Yeah , I love it .
Speaker 2I love it . These are the best , though . What else ?
Speaker 4do we have here coming up ? While we're on the topic , you want to talk about full swing . Talk about the first few episodes , I guess yeah , sure , why not ?
Speaker 1I watched the whole one day , so thoughts compared to season one , very good I think it was the best one . To be honest , yeah , I like it better than you know .
Speaker 4Yeah , this is season three , yes , so you think it's getting better each year yes , I do .
Speaker 1Yeah , not gonna lie . I thought it started out a little slow , but then it got really . It got really good , like like glued to the second half yeah yeah , no , no , even like first two , three episodes , the last Four or five were yeah .
Speaker 4Were Must watch TV . I'm only through five episodes . I think you said you're on Three or four , four yeah . I feel like it's A little slow . It was slow in the beginning . I have to admit Um Interesting . You know I like it Because I like golf , but for the casual golf fan I don't know they're mostly recapping the season , the season , yeah , well , yeah .
Speaker 3That's pretty much what it is .
Speaker 4But yeah Wow .
Speaker 1I felt like the first episode and the second episode , that's all it was .
Speaker 4It's mostly on course . Well , that's what they're doing . No , usually they get into the the life . Right , right , that's what I'm saying .
Speaker 1Where the first two episodes , aside from the Scheffler arrest , like .
Speaker 4I feel like it's only basically following golf tournaments and what happened on the course .
Speaker 3Well , what are you going to follow around ? People like actually , yeah . The one with like Brooks Koepka at his house .
Speaker 2Like Kepka at his house like yeah , you had his wife in a bikini the whole time . That was good , but yeah , I don't . What else are you gonna follow ? Yeah , what ?
Speaker 3I get it . You had Rory celebrating with a fucking bottle of wine .
Speaker 4There was the whole live controversy and drag dance stuff that I thought was interesting .
Speaker 3Do you think it was better or worse ? Telling me yeah .
Speaker 4I'm only . I mean , I still have a few episodes to go . What are you on ?
Speaker 1Josh , the ending was I thought it was the best .
Speaker 3Actually , I didn't finish the last episode . I forgot the last episode was the best . I watched the beginning of the last episode and I didn't finish it I .
Speaker 1The last episode is the best episode .
Speaker 3I watched the beginning of the last episode . I didn't finish it .
Speaker 4I liked the episode from the previous season with damon or was that season one and his caddy and their relationship and everything that was season one .
Speaker 3Yeah , that was season .
Speaker 4Um , it's fine . I just feel like there's nothing that I didn't already know well , that's a problem too .
Speaker 1Yeah , it was the first . Few episodes are recapping a lot and it's really not a day in the life of it's more like I mean , we do a podcast , we talk about this shit every week , so it's like yeah , you're gonna know more than yeah , but it is .
Speaker 4If I didn't know about the scheffler stuff , it would be like , well , you know oh yeah , I'd be glued yeah yeah , um , and it's still interesting . It's a good watch , um , I know a little bit less about menluLiu Li . I know he has an active social media presence and he's a fan favorite , so I'm kind of interested to see where his episode goes . Oh , so you haven't seen it ?
Speaker 1I was just about to talk about it , so I won't .
Speaker 4I'm like 20 minutes into the episode .
Speaker 1Well , all right , so they do . I didn't realize he has a sister . That's better than him . Yeah , lpga , yeah , he's won .
Speaker 4She's won a lot . I don't know if she's better than him , but maybe on that tour .
Speaker 1Yeah , I mean she's won as comparison to yeah , yeah .
Speaker 4Yeah , she's one of the best players .
Speaker 1Yeah , and she's , she's , she supports him .
Speaker 3She goes to all his maybe . Maybe not all of them , but I guess the the major , the major ones , yeah , which is cool I would like to see him do well , yeah , like I really didn't follow too much .
Speaker 1But his whole thing was people get on him for being like a charismatic guy on youtube . So he gets that . Well , he's an instagram guy . That instagram , that youtube style yeah , like personality and he's trying Instagram golfer . That Instagram , that YouTube style . Yeah , like personality and he's trying to like . He says it does tick him off a little bit because he's like I am a good golfer . He just hasn't proved it on tour . And he's good enough to be a top guy Like he fought . He was on the President's Cup last year .
Speaker 4Yeah they say his iron game isn't that strong .
Speaker 3I think yeah , yeah they say his iron game isn't , uh , that strong . I think , yeah , I mean his driver's great . I mean his fucking ball speed's like being a little dude , he's a bomber .
Speaker 1You can bomb it , he's still young yeah , he's still young yeah , who was it ?
Speaker 4some of these guys .
Speaker 1It takes a little longer for them to you know who was it that said if I swung like that , I'd break my back ?
Speaker 3oh it was jason day . Yeah , yeah , well , because back in the day they had the video of him out driving jason day yeah , that's right , he's like 15 , 16 years old , or something jason had the best round today at bay hill did he yeah , he started .
Speaker 4His first round was over par , and then today I think he was seven under , which , on that course , is really . I think it was windy too . I bet keegan bradley yeah , he , let's go came back down to earth a little bit . He had a not-so-good back nine today , but he's in contention . The first round , though , he was what three under .
Speaker 1Yeah , I think he's Four under , five under , I think he finished at .
Speaker 4He's played today in even par and right now I think he's at minus three .
Speaker 3Speaking of Keegan Bradley and the Ryder Cup earlier , cup earlier . Do you think if he plays well enough he'll play ? He'll be a player captain .
Speaker 1That would be something I mean . Does that ever happen ? I don't think he's close enough , I don't think I don't think he's .
Speaker 4Is he eligible to play ? Yeah , he can't pick himself , but I guess if he qualifies if he qualifies .
Speaker 1Yeah , I guess , if you're the one of the six that qualify , that ever happened he's been playing well , dude , yeah that'd be .
Speaker 4That'll be interesting to watch . That would be very interesting . Yeah , I mean he was I'm . What episode do they go into ? Do they talk about that at all this season ? Last episode . I'm excited to see that it's the best one . That was one of my favorite episodes last season .
Speaker 1Yeah , it's the best one .
Speaker 4I don't want , would be too much . You mean for him ? I mean yeah , what like pressure ?
Speaker 1was well .
Speaker 3First of all , would he keep his ? Yeah , he would still be a captain . I don't know , uh has that ever happened I ?
Speaker 4I don't see why . I think it has happened .
Speaker 3I'm not sure who , I don't know , that guy we spoke about it a couple weeks ago .
Speaker 4The rider cup is newer than I thought it was . It's only been going on for since . Like what ? The 70s or something like that ?
Speaker 3yeah , I think the 80s right yeah , I forgot that trivia and it's every two years .
Speaker 4Every two years , yeah , so there've only been 15 , 20 Ryder Cups . I don't think it's ever happened unless it was one of the early seasons .
Speaker 2One of the earlier yes , there have been .
Speaker 4Really , who Was Tiger ?
Speaker 1one of them .
Speaker 4No , he's never been a captain .
Speaker 1So he was only the captain that one year .
Speaker 4Had to have been in the early years . Walter Hagen . No , what ? Uh , maybe like hagan . No , what it just started . You said rider cup . Yeah , I thought this article said oh no , that was the world golf rankings . Yes , that's right , that's what it was .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , that makes sense then walter hagan was the usa captain for the first six rider cups and was playing captain for the first five of those .
Speaker 1That makes sense , oh my god but I could see keegan be like , yeah , I'll play , since I didn't get to play last time yeah but , I'm telling you man talk about would not pass up that's a lot of pressure on you , though , being captain and playing it is a lot , but hey , you know what you have to get in that phone call two years ago , that denial phone call yeah .
Speaker 4From what we've seen on full swing , I think that he would definitely revel in that opportunity to be able to play . Certainly wouldn't turn it down .
Speaker 1I don't think he does it .
Speaker 3You think he turns it down .
Speaker 4I don't think he turns it down why .
Speaker 1I just think , because he was in the President's Cup last year .
Speaker 2I know .
Speaker 3He played at St John's .
Speaker 2He played Bethpage a lot . This would be the time to do it , if he can do it .
Speaker 1This is a pretty big , if I don't think he turns it down Only the top six guys get automated , he'll never get this opportunity again . I mean , I'm not going to say never , but odds are not for it .
Speaker 2For him to play in the .
Speaker 3Ryder Cup .
Speaker 1Again after this , If he gets invited or not invited . If he makes it right If he qualifies for it , denies it Down the road .
Speaker 3I can't see him making another one . But what if he's a good captain ? He could stay captain for how many years , I'm saying ?
Speaker 4player . I know I don't know He'd have to finish in the top six in the standings . That's not happening . That's a long shot . I think that's a pretty big hit .
Speaker 1So I think if he gets offered , not offered , if he's able to play , I don't think he's going to get offered because he's obviously the captain . He can't pick himself .
Speaker 3If he's in the top six , I think he plays . I think he plays . He probably could pick himself . Ah , that would be a bad look I don't think he could .
Speaker 4There's no way he could pick himself . Yeah , why wouldn't he just put himself in any ?
Speaker 2are you allowed ? Can you pick yourself ? I'm sure you could , I would , why not ?
Speaker 4why not , then ? Why doesn't he just pick himself regardless ?
Speaker 3because it's a bad look he doesn't give a fuck whatever I mean , you want your team to win . You don't want to be the guy to be like oh yeah , I'm going to pick myself .
Speaker 1Yeah , if you think you better the team , if you , in your heart , think you better the team by being on it , still a bad look , nobody would ever do that .
Speaker 4For team morale bad look , he would have to make the team , unless he was right on the cut .
Speaker 2You can pick yourself . You get a captain's pick . You're allowed to pick yourself in the rules .
Speaker 1Even if he was 7 .
Speaker 2He has stated that he won't use a captain's pick to select himself .
Speaker 1Again because of what you said .
Speaker 4Even if he was number 7 or number 8 , nobody would do that .
Speaker 3That's just bad team morale . If he was , I was going to say if he was , nobody would do that .
Speaker 1Yeah , that's just bad team morale . If he was oh yeah , I was going to say if he was seven or eight , I guess I don't know . Well , think about it . Seven to 12 , you're picking guys that are like gamers . They might not be having the best , like Justin Thomas I I get , but from the two years ago . But like you're picking guys that you think that will dominate at that page , like you have to like think of every aspect , like to to be but he might be the best guy to play who knows .
Speaker 1I mean think about how he it's his home course , he he's played that , he knows that course . From the back of his head .
Speaker 4It's his home course because he went to college at St John's .
Speaker 3Yes , that's where they played .
Speaker 1That's where they practiced . I think that's why he's the captain honestly , Probably Not because he got denied two years ago , I think it was just a coincidence .
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Speaker 3I mean , it was pretty random , yeah , I don't think he's going to be on the team .
Speaker 1It doesn't look like a coincidence , but I think it is . Is that your taint phone ?
Speaker 2no , taint phone no , I'd be buzzing longer than that that was your taint phone .
Speaker 5I mean that was ridiculous and it's in my pocket . Why was it there calm ?
Speaker 1down . It's in my pocket .
Speaker 2I know , but I feel like I've noticed it there before . I just never said anything . I've done it before .
Speaker 3I've done it before , oh man Now we're going to have to look back .
Speaker 1There's moose , knuckles just hanging over the phone , especially when I'm wearing like sweatpants . You touched that phone .
Speaker 4Can we stop ? Do you know it ? I wasn't going to throw up , but now I might .
Speaker 2What else we gotba scandals ?
Speaker 4yeah . So last year , um jonte porter , who's wasn't you know , he played a couple minutes game . He wasn't really a well-known player or a an impact player by any means , but he was convicted . I mean I don't know , he was thrown out of the nba for um betting large amounts on himself or having people bet on his unders , and it was blatantly obvious because the scrub had hundreds of thousands of dollars being bet on the unders and he was coming out of games and , you know , not up shots , and it was just very obvious after the investigation that he was betting , doing on purpose . Yeah , yeah . So this year , terry Rozier this just recently came out , I just found out about it yesterday who actually is a good player on a bad team . He has a big impact . They showed a few clips . So I'm only saying this off of what I've seen in a few individual .
Speaker 3Yeah , that one video looked pretty sketchy Pretty suspect Pretty suspect .
Speaker 1He was passing the ball to the other team .
Speaker 4Yeah , it was like in Space Jam , where they lose their power .
Speaker 1Yeah , they like forget how to how to walk .
Speaker 4It was I don't know . He's like . I almost feel like giving him the benefit of the doubt , because you can't be that stupid to make it so obvious but I you just get the yips .
Speaker 3Maybe , I don't know , can you get the yips in basketball .
Speaker 4I didn't like that . That was crazy and the fact that it just happened last year my guy's made a shit ton of money .
Speaker 3Yeah , how much money is he betting .
Speaker 2You know what I mean . That's another thing .
Speaker 4He's probably down big and making it up A large number of dollar bets , betting on his unders , and he's come out of games for illness or whatever , too . It doesn't look good . Maybe if it had never happened before and he wasn't aware of the consequences , it would be more not understandable , but a little bit more Shocking . Less shocking you got to have you seen , I saw it , I watched the video .
Speaker 4It's wild . It's wild and I guess with the age of online betting , where it's so easy to just place bets online and maybe it becomes lost on some of these guys .
Speaker 3So should we start betting the unders ?
Speaker 4I guess we should Look at the players . I don't know . Crazy , so obvious . There's nothing really more to add about that ?
Speaker 3Yeah , I know . Do you think he's going to get caught ?
Speaker 4He's being arrested right now . He kind of is caught . It seems like he I don't know what if he .
Speaker 3So we can't bet the undies .
Speaker 2Maybe it was his interpreter betting on his Not actually .
Speaker 1Go to jail forever . Shohei Shohei Taking the fall , but he's made a lot of money .
Speaker 3That's what I'm saying . He's been around for a long time . Yeah , I don't know , Really dumb .
Speaker 1And then LeBron too , the whole fucking .
Speaker 3What happened with that , stephen A .
Speaker 4That's just LeBron being LeBron . The whole fucking . What happened with that , Stephen A ? That's just LeBron being LeBron getting butthurt over .
Speaker 1Stephen A Smith just says he sucks and he's not the best . Well , he got . Well , he's not the best . Well , Stephen A , he says he's a Michael Jordan guy . I don't know .
Speaker 4He's 40 years old and he's putting up absurd numbers . If you look at any other 40-year-old who's ever played in the NBA , it's your opinion .
Speaker 1I'm just I'm going off of what the argument is he's averaging almost a triple-double .
Speaker 4He's 40 years old .
Speaker 1Okay , all right , so you're a LeBron guy I'm not even .
Speaker 4It's not even that , it's just how long he's been able to do it and his age , if you look at , like Vince Carter during his prime , was electrifying , incredible player . He played past 40 and he was averaging , like you know , seven points , a total role player . You know , father time is undefeated , maybe until now .
Speaker 4it's crazy how , how good he still is at age 40 yeah no , you know , if you're an nfl quarterback and you don't rely on your mobility as much like maybe , you get away with it . Baseball , you get DH into your early 40s . But to be this good as a basketball player in the NBA at the age of 40 is like crazy . If you look at his stats , they've gotten better from when he was in his 20s . So LeBron .
Speaker 1Actually , if you watch his gameplay now again , I'm not a huge basketball guy like you are Like I feel like he's taking a step back and he makes the team better and that's why he's good .
Speaker 3He's always been an assist guy .
Speaker 1More so now , exactly More so now than when he was in his prime . Now that he's got Luka , now you got Luka too . But Luka is also an assist guy , so it's like these guys together are just making the other three guys look like superstars on their team .
Speaker 4So that's why the lakers are very good right now I mean just that he's able to have an impact , whether it's passing or shooting or whatever , after he's in his 22nd year or something crazy , and he's not really slowing . I mean , maybe he's lost a fraction of a step , but he's not really slowing down . I don't see why he wouldn't be able to keep this up for another few years .
Speaker 3I was thinking about putting a futures bet in Lakers versus Celtics in the finals .
Speaker 1I mean it's very possible . The Celtics are very good .
Speaker 3It was like plus 1,200 .
Speaker 4Lakers ? I don't know . I think the Celtics are only going to get better with Luka well , you would think , but sometimes it doesn't work out . I haven't really been following closely well , they haven't been playing bad .
Speaker 1I think the other side is the more competition the more well .
Speaker 3The Thunder's really good .
Speaker 4The Thunder really good there's a lot of , and they're going to be good for a long time . Who's on the Thunder ?
Speaker 1they're really good . 50 , yeah , 50 yeah , 50 .
Speaker 4Chet holmgren did that really good , this guy me , yeah thanks jalen williams . Um , and then they also have like a shit ton of draft picks over the next few years . If you're looking at futures bets , the coming , you know , two , three , four , five seasons . Um , I think the it's a lot .
Speaker 2That's a long time , but you gotta put a futures bet every year on them .
Speaker 4You gotta play the long game . Yeah , I think that they're going to win a championship 2030 . In . In the next three years . They're going to win a championship . For sure , I would say it's going to hit .
Speaker 1Yeah , what we were talking about , though , is the Stephen A .
Speaker 4He got in his face because Stephen A was shit-talking his son .
Speaker 1And then LeBron , lebron and Stephen A don't like each other because of that . Mj , reason Because Stephen A is an MJ advocate . What Stephen A is MJ Advocator and shit Advocator .
Speaker 4Advocator . That's a new one . Advocator .
Speaker 1Advocator . What's that he's saying Advocate , advocate , advocate .
Speaker 4He like reaffirmed it like Advocator .
Speaker 1He said Advocator Advocate . Sorry , or are you dumb ? I popped the Zin 20 minutes ago .
Speaker 4He's going to blame this for like a week he spit it out an hour ago , dude , he reducted his statement , yeah .
Speaker 3I reducted .
Speaker 4But yeah , I think it's hard to debate that LeBron's son would not be in the NBA if it wasn't for him . A hundred percent , and I think that that's you know . The media , they have to talk about something ?
Speaker 1Yeah , exactly .
Speaker 4You're allowed your opinion , Like you know , if he's going to be an NBA player .
Speaker 1I don't like Stephen A and he's allowed . I'm on his side on this , I mean .
Speaker 3Stephen A . He's allowed his opinion . Nobody likes Stephen A's opinion .
Speaker 1I feel like everybody hates Stephen A .
Speaker 4I know , but trust me , I hate him , I actually kind of like Stephen're both annoying . They are annoying . But who's going to watch first take if there's two guys agreeing saying that , I get that there's got to be a devil's advocate , there's got to be somebody arguing both sides . True , it's got to keep an interest . It's their job . And I think that's what Skip Bayless was so good at . You would say the most asinine , ridiculous stuff .
Speaker 4You hate him know , that's why he stayed relevant . Yeah , well , and that's why . That's why he probably didn't even believe half the stuff . That's why you listen to him too . He's playing a part , exactly , exactly . It's entertainment . And I went to when steven a smith had his show , uh , many years ago , first take , uh , no , not first take . Um , quite frankly , with steven a smith , it was when he first came on to espn probably , I think I was like 17 or 18 . We went to a taping and he was like the nicest guy off camera really . Yeah , there was this kid crying , don't make me like him , dude there was a kid crying .
Speaker 4He was like I don't know , probably seven or eight . They had a segment where people in the audience got to ask a question . They would select three or four people from the audience and this kid must have been nine years old was told that he would be able to ask a question and I guess he got skipped over for whatever reason . Um , and he was crying and steven a was like what's wrong ? He was like in the back too , he wasn't even you know right there and it was off camera and uh , then he let the kid ask his question and he was just like very uh , you know nice about the whole thing . It made me a fan very aware yeah , they off the weed .
Speaker 1That's why you like them . I mean , it's that's the reason why you like them , it's that state .
Speaker 4I guess it stayed with you . Yeah , you know it's .
Speaker 2I guess it makes it a little bit easier for me to separate the it's kind of like you and your hero , the guy at the TGL , Like he let you in . Yeah , oh , richie .
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Speaker 4Old man River .
Speaker 2You'll always remember Richie Big Dick .
Speaker 4Big Dick Rick , is he the one who's calling you on the Tink Hall ? Yeah , here's my taint line . He calls you every day at 7.30 . I'll have the phone on my taint at 7.30 .
Speaker 3Give me a buzz , give me a buzz , I don't know man , I don't know about that . It's weird , it is weird .
Speaker 2You know it's weird . What's that ?
Speaker 1Pill tags .
Speaker 2Yes , it is weird . Did you guys hear about the Canadian Olympic snowboarder ? I have , since you told me Since . I told you about it , yeah , 20 minutes ago . You just brought that up . He's not a snowboarder anymore . What's that ? I did just bring it up . Well , he's a snowboarder of sorts . Bye Kennedy .
Speaker 4Different kind of snow .
Speaker 2Yeah , so he was on white or something like that yeah but , um , I guess he dabbled in the drug trafficking trade and he went to prison already a few years 2010 to 2014 and now he's made it to the fbi's top 10 most wanted . He's a . He's a member of a mexican drug cart . It's all wrong . It's quite a career arc . Yeah , $10 million bounty on him . What's his name ?
Speaker 4That's it .
Speaker 2Ryan Wedding . He's like 43 . That's crazy . He's a white guy .
Speaker 3He's a white guy Fucking .
Speaker 2Mexican drug cartel . How does that happen ? Aka El Jefe A public enemy , they call him , yeah interesting .
Speaker 4It is very interesting .
Speaker 2I would like to know more about that there's going to be a TV show about that .
Speaker 4I've got so many questions .
Speaker 3Maybe it was like that movie with Jason Zadakis and Jennifer Aniston and they went across the border . Marvel bosses , oh yeah . Where the Millers ?
Speaker 4Yeah , but that was like I don't know , this seems a little bit more you want to make more noise Nefarious .
Speaker 2He's a Mexican drug lord .
Speaker 4He's like killed people , oh he did have like this guy yeah . He had like at least a couple people in Canada killed . I think he's known for killing anybody who gets in his way .
Speaker 2I don't know if he's killing I think he's ordering the murder .
Speaker 4Oh , that's okay then , Well , second hand murder Second hand murder Wasn't me .
Speaker 2I didn't do it .
Speaker 3Yeah , sean , kill a guy for me , let's take that guy out For me Kennedy .
Speaker 1Me .
Speaker 2And speaking of killing guys , while we're on it , there's some guy this is just a side story . I just got news stories A guy in South Carolina , a guy in South Carolina on death row , executed today by firing squad . Oh my god . They still do that . Well , they do it down there . It's your choice . They still do electric chair down there , which he didn't want to do , and they do lethal injection and firing squad . What would you run ?
Speaker 1he was executed by firing squad well , I think lethal injection , so I think they knock you out first . No , so ?
Speaker 2no , they don't had a bunch of lethal injections go wrong lately . Where they don't , there's also like a shortage of the chemicals and they don't . It doesn't always work immediately like so you're in pain , the electric chair can also not kill you right away and you're just like burning . Yeah , um yeah , and the firing squad like you're probably , they're just gonna shoot you in the chest or the head .
Speaker 2I mean , a handful of guys line up and shoot you . I think only one of them has like a actual bullet in there , so they don't know who actually does it .
Speaker 1Yeah , oh I get you . They handed you the gun . Was it rubber bullets or just blank ?
Speaker 2I would imagine blank .
Speaker 1Imagine missing , if you had the bullet .
Speaker 3It's gotta be more than one , and the guy's like I'm still living .
Speaker 2What the fuck ? Maybe that was in a movie . Imagine living through that .
Speaker 3But yeah , shut up , god damn it Fuck .
Speaker 2But yeah , firing squad .
Speaker 4I thought that was like an old Just gets pelted with one bullet and a bunch of rubber bullets . He's like- .
Speaker 2Guy misses , he shoots low , he's just like shot and like Badly shot .
Speaker 4He's that movie um law-abiding citizen .
Speaker 2Yeah , where it's a great movie , it's bad review . I hate the ending , but I mean it's not really a great movie it is a great movie because that's how every father I mean no , it's a great movie in that sense . Yes , like yeah , good story , but like when you're talking about like rating a movie and filmmaking I hate the ending , that like it could never happen .
Speaker 4Maybe yeah , well , yeah , but I don't know . I would think that it would have did better with the . Maybe there are some plot holes .
Speaker 2I mean , did it make box office-wise a lot of money ?
Speaker 4I don't know if it did , but I know it got shit on by the critics .
Speaker 2Yeah , because I thought the whole plot was pretty cool .
Speaker 4I like that movie a lot . I like it too . It , I think , a lot .
Speaker 2I think it's a great movie . They should have changed the ending . Should have been able to get away with it .
Speaker 4I know . No , I think the ending's good Nah .
Speaker 2Yeah , I mean 26 on Rotten Tomatoes With the the experts , but 75 oh okay , so it's pretty well liked .
Speaker 4Yeah , yeah , anytime that movie's on TV , I'll watch it . Yeah , I feel like that was like .
Speaker 3His big break too .
Speaker 5Yeah , yeah 127 million dollars , yeah , and it's like it was that or bad guys ?
Speaker 4and the good guy is the bad guy , like type of dynamic . Yeah , the scene where he gets his revenge on the Darby , the guy that killed , just the most satisfying . Yeah , where he plant , where he , uh , he's in the cop car and the gun with the , with the um , releases the agent , the you know paralyzed , paralyzing agent or whatever . And then , yeah , tetrodotoxin is that what it's called I pulled it no way .
Speaker 1Did you know that ?
Speaker 3you pulled that out of your taint , bro , buzz , buzz , taint bro Buzz buzz taint phone .
Speaker 2He saw her buzz it this is a great movie .
Speaker 4Wait . So what were we talking about ? Oh , the firing squad . Yeah , what was his last meal ? You know that . Oh , I don't know what would be your last meal .
Speaker 2Oh God , we're doing this . We've talked about it . Have we done this already ?
Speaker 1No , what would be your last meal ? Oh ?
Speaker 4God , we're doing this . We've talked about it . Have we done this already ? No , we talked .
Speaker 1No , I don't think we talked about our last meal on Earth . We talked about if we won . It's basically the same thing . If we won the Masters prior to , oh , what would be your Masters dinner ? What would ?
Speaker 3be your Masters dinner . It's pretty much the same thing , no not really .
Speaker 1You only you ever watch the podcast . I don't know the name of it , but they bring out celebrities and it's everything that they want to be their last meal , like everything they love growing up and stuff . I thought it's a very good podcast .
Speaker 2What's the name of it ? I couldn't tell you .
Speaker 1But it's like the same thing . What would be your Great insight Helps ?
Speaker 4us Not at all , whatever .
Speaker 2I love this podcast . I'll think about it . I have no idea there's famous people on it .
Speaker 3Yeah , a lot of people that stuff they should have a catchy name like rather be gothic . Yeah , yeah , that you remember right . Yeah , my water guy said that too . Like he came down , he's like what are you gonna podcast that up ? He's like what's the name ? It's like that's a fucking great name . It's like last podcast , never going to fucking New subscriber Never going to forget it .
Speaker 2Never Give him a chip . Oh fuck , come on , I dropped the ball . God damn it .
Speaker 4Did you tell him to carry on ? Carry on .
Speaker 2Carry on with your work . Carry on , brother Tagline . Wait , you just had everything set up here . You had all this set up .
Speaker 3Yeah , I don't move this shit . What do you do ? Podcast .
Speaker 2He's like nah , actually I make adult movies . He's a camera , a camera on a couch . He's like whoa whoa whoa . I'm just here for the water buddy , I don't know , oh man .
Speaker 3You thought wrong , drop your drawers .
Speaker 2You want to see my team .
Speaker 3Oh my God , I got a crotch phone too . I'm about to start selling water , man . I got a fresh fucking bottle of my own water . Start selling it . I got to try this water .
Speaker 1It's good water . Is it a six or a nine ? What , what Bad joke .
Speaker 2Yeah , way to ruin it . What Bad joke . Yeah , way to ruin it . Way to ruin the vibe . Way to ruin the vibe . I don't .
Speaker 4Way to make it weird . Let's not talk about weird shit .
Speaker 2Over here , over here , ruin the joke .
Speaker 3Six or a nine ? What Are you talking about , zins ?
Speaker 2What's that mean ?
Speaker 1609 zin .
Speaker 2What are ?
Speaker 1you saying Bad joke , sorry , didn't land .
Speaker 2Not all of them land . What do we even do now ?
Speaker 4I think we just got to end the podcast . We're riding a wave .
Speaker 1Riding a wave .
Speaker 3Till next week . Carry on Really .
Speaker 2Talk about terrible , continuing terrible things . Aaron Rodgers , the Giants ooh it was funny it seems like it might happen .
Speaker 3I kind of don't hate it because I feel like if he goes to the Giants he's going to play well if he goes to the Giants , the Jets are fucked it's an extra fuck you to the Jets .
Speaker 4It is . Think about it .
Speaker 1He does well . He actually didn't play . If he goes to the Giants , the Jets are fucked . It's an extra fuck you to the Jets once he makes the playoffs . It is , think about it . He does well .
Speaker 3He really didn't play bad last year .
Speaker 1Think about it , think about it . Aaron Rodgers goes to the Giants does well . The Jets are just a laughingstock . I don't care about that .
Speaker 3He does bad right Gi Right Giants will have to stop . We want the Giants to do better .
Speaker 2I know we do . We want to get Arch .
Speaker 3Yeah , yes , exactly . If we don't want to get Jackson Dart , yeah the .
Speaker 2Giants are , so I don't want Aaron Rodgers . He's going to win just enough games that they're out of contention .
Speaker 4Yeah , I don't see how I mean the Giants are like Hold on , what my bad .
Speaker 3You know what's crazy ? I saw a thing on Instagram . They took away , they switched the results of one loss , one score games . The Giants put a one in the division . No , wow , really .
Speaker 1Wasn't that another year too ?
Speaker 2We didn't say that I didn't see that that was last year .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 1There was another year , too , where they kept losing by field goals , but that another year too , where they kept losing by , like field goals .
Speaker 4Yeah , but that's if they won every single one of those . I mean , come on , I know , do that with every team , though , and how many ? You know in the nfl , how many games are won by multiple touchdowns ? Yes , a decent amount . It's like the vikings what .
Speaker 2A year or two ago they did the same thing . They won so many games by one yeah , one score .
Speaker 3Last year the vikings would have been like12 .
Speaker 4You probably say that about a lot of teams , cincinnati , all the games they lost by six . Look at .
Speaker 1Cincinnati . They lost by what ? Less than three points ? What ? Half their games , I should say more than half . Their losses were less than five .
Speaker 3Well , you look at it , I'm like , yeah , we lost a lot of games , but we're not far off .
Speaker 4I mean , if the Chiefs lost all of their games . They probably would have won like a game .
Speaker 3Yeah , you know . No , they were like 5-0 .
Speaker 2Well , you think the Giants are not far off . I mean , I don't know . I guess a good quarterback changes a lot . It does change a lot .
Speaker 3Our defense wasn't bad .
Speaker 4Our receivers are good .
Speaker 2They're a lot like the Jets . We need help at line Patch up the line .
Speaker 3We got a new running back .
Speaker 4who's good it's a lot like the Jets , honestly .
Speaker 5The . Jets have a good running back . I thought the Jets were a quarterback .
Speaker 3They had a good wide receiver one .
Speaker 4Giants have a good , wide receiver one .
Speaker 3But your defense just fucking dropped off the table last year .
Speaker 1Yeah , but their defense two years ago was top notch .
Speaker 4Now .
Speaker 3But if you look at Aaron Rodgers' stats , they weren't terrible .
Speaker 4No , but they weren't Aaron Rodgers . There were flashes of the old Aaron .
Speaker 3Rodgers .
Speaker 4He made some throws that .
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying . Was it his worst year ? No , it wasn't .
Speaker 4Mobility-wise , he was a shell of his old self . He's old . He never fucking ran , really no , but he could Escape the pocket if he had to .
Speaker 2He's 40 , coming back from an Achilles surgery .
Speaker 4Now he's a year older playing behind just as bad of a line .
Speaker 2I just don't know if he actually wants to do it . Does he really ?
Speaker 4have the desire to , then he could retire .
Speaker 2Of course , but there's guys who waver .
Speaker 3You guys started playing good at the end of the year .
Speaker 1He started playing good at the end of the year .
Speaker 3I think he wants one more crack , he'd go out a little higher , on a higher note .
Speaker 1I guess I don't blame the Jets for not bringing him back , so I'm not going to get on for that .
Speaker 4Where are the Giants in the draft Four ?
Speaker 1Three .
Speaker 3No three right . Three no four , are you sure ? Yeah , you got , I thought there were three . You got Titans , jags . Browns Raiders and .
Speaker 1Jags .
Speaker 3No , Giants .
Speaker 4So if the Raiders are three , I'm sure they're .
Speaker 2Giants are , three Are the Giants out three . Titans , Browns , Giants , Patriots , Jags .
Speaker 4Patriots , that's right .
Speaker 2Who the fuck are the Raiders ? Raiders are six , six . But they just traded for Geno , so they have quarterback kind of filled in for now . He's not a long-term fix . He just traded for Geno . That's me , the Raiders , yeah , him and Pete reunited today .
Speaker 1Oh , I didn't hear that Shit . Okay , gino to the Raiders . Yeah , fuck .
Speaker 3That's good for them . That is good for them ? Yeah , because there's no guarantee they're going to get Tom Brady's running shit bro . Yeah , he's like a minority owner , but he's like a minority owner . But you know how he is .
Speaker 2He's gonna want to get his hands dirty . He's all in . I mean , that's why they brought him in , which is crazy , he could still do the broadcasting and that he's really good at the he's gotten better at the broadcast .
Speaker 4I didn't like him in the beginning he had to get his footing a little bit . I think he's pretty good . I think he's better than Romo .
Speaker 3Really . I mean , Romo was really good in the beginning . I think Romo was really good , yeah , I feel like Romo dropped off a little bit , but if you don't play for a while , I don't know ?
Speaker 1Yeah , I don't think he . He plays out left and right knowing exactly what they're going to do . I was like what am I ?
Speaker 3watching . That was more than the beginning , though it's kind of worn off a little bit maybe .
Speaker 1He did it in more key spots . I felt like and I was like holy shit , he just read that fucking play you talking about Romo or Brady .
Speaker 4Yeah , romo , brady's the same thing .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 4I don't know .
Speaker 1They're both good I don't know , I kind of like that . I kind of like seeing that , because you you kind of look for it , you're like , oh fuck , he's right . Well , that's kind of cool that's their whole purpose .
Speaker 3You know , there's something different play-by-play guy , and then there's the color guy who gives the well , I heard there was a lot of talk that romo was like not fully into it because he was working on his golf game a lot like a lot .
Speaker 4Oh , I I mean he's very good Could be , he is pretty good , I'm going to beat Roma this year . Who were we talking about the other day where ? Oh , jeff McNeil on the . Mets shot 63 at Bay Hill last week or something .
Speaker 3Was it Bay Hill ?
Speaker 4What I think it was Bay Hill From the Reds ? No way , I'm pretty sure .
Speaker 3No chance .
Speaker 4I'm pretty sure .
Speaker 3Pebble Beach . Was it Pebble Beach ?
Speaker 4I think it was Bay Hill I don't think it was Bay Hill Bay . Hill's tough dude . I mean I could be wrong . He wasn't playing from the tips , I don't think . But wherever it was , he shot 63 , and it's just amazing to be able to dedicate your life to another sport . Granted he hasn't been as good Natural talent man , the . Granted he hasn't been as good for the last couple of seasons , but he's won a batting title . He's a good baseball player .
Speaker 3But that was like Cespedes too , man , he was playing golf every fucking day .
Speaker 4Yeah , well , I mean McNeil's been playing . He probably could have gone pro in golf if he wanted to . He didn't start playing baseball until his last year or second or last year of high school . He played golf before that , Think about it .
Speaker 3You play a fucking sport . You could go play golf and fucking .
Speaker 4Mm-hmm . I know , but he can't during golf season . He can't even play golf , golf and baseball .
Speaker 1In high school .
Speaker 4We don't play golf for a few weeks and we suck . He can still play golf . What are you talking about ? Yeah , on his own , Dude . They play every day . They play baseball every day . How often is he going to ? You're going to go play golf ?
Speaker 3after a baseball game . Oh , come on , dude .
Speaker 4He's not what . He's a professional athlete . He's got to .
Speaker 3Dude , you don't remember Cespedes ? He was playing golf every day before every game .
Speaker 1That's why he's not in the league anymore . Exactly .
Speaker 4He burned out like .
Speaker 1No , that's why yeah .
Speaker 4He burned out like .
Speaker 2I can't find Where'd you hear that originally . You have a night game .
Speaker 4You just made shit up . I saw it on .
Speaker 1Instagram Sean just makes stuff up .
Speaker 4The caddy posted it .
Speaker 3You have a night game . You're telling me you're not going to go play golf on the day Because you have a night game .
Speaker 4I don't know , probably not , you could .
Speaker 3You could go play in the morning , take a nap and wake up from BP .
Speaker 1Cespedes got his paycheck , this huge signing thing , and they bought like three cars the next day , I bet they were shitty cars . Ford Focus .
Speaker 4No Chevy .
Speaker 1They were fucking lookers .
Speaker 2Ford Fiesta .
Speaker 1They were head turners .
Speaker 2Lambos yeah something like that , and they put a farm , broke his ankle and that was it . Yeah .
Speaker 4He's a dick Spike Glass Hill .
Speaker 1Oh , still a tough course , it's still a tough course though .
Speaker 2Yeah , but Bay Hill Spike .
Speaker 3Glass Hill . Bay Hill is fucking tough dude Like these guys Can't even fucking shoot yeah .
Speaker 4Still , whatever , 63 , it's pretty good , it's pretty good .
Speaker 3It's still fucking crazy , it's still low .
Speaker 4No , no , white , I don't think it was from the top , I don't know , but whatever he's Ladies' tees , I just think maybe it's not as impressive to you , but I think that . No , it is . No , it is impressive If you dedicate a world-class level and succeed like he's been an all-star . You think it's ?
Speaker 1legit like 63 .
Speaker 4Legit 63 no , he was cheating I think it's legit , it's legit dude .
Speaker 2He's a great golfer no , a lot of listen . A lot of these athletes are good golfers . I mean first of all a they're athletic , things are going to come a little easier to them .
Speaker 4B they have a lot of time outside of their season and money to spend getting better well , yeah , like steph Curry is a very good golfer , but golf for a lot of his life was his first sport . Like he's a golfer , you know , even though he's a professional baseball player , he almost has the makeup of a golfer who plays baseball , even though that's how he makes his career . He has more money to be made . I'm not saying he's better at golf than he is at baseball .
Speaker 3But I'm saying he still has a lot of time to play golf . You're saying like oh , you have to , he has a lot of time to play golf .
Speaker 4I think you're underestimating the dedication it takes to sustain a professional career . I don't think that these guys are playing golf in the morning .
Speaker 3I think they are playing golf in the morning .
Speaker 4I mean , maybe occasionally I'm like you're already at the ball field three hours early . On occasion . I'm sure that maybe they could , but they are still working out a lot with the team .
Speaker 3You have a 7 o'clock game . It's not like they're working out in the morning before the game .
Speaker 4Maybe I don't know .
Speaker 2I'm sure they all sneak in a good amount of golf A lot , you think , a fair amount . I mean , there's only like 20 days off , so they're playing golf on days that they're playing baseball 100% .
Speaker 3Well , I've seen Dude , I'm like , if you're riding in a cart , it's not like golf is draining Right .
Speaker 4But- .
Speaker 2Quick nap after I've play a lot of golf at all , because the offseason is really yeah , it's for them , it's not .
Speaker 1It's like three months , november , december january .
Speaker 3That's it , if you're a professional baseball player , you're gonna make videos while you're in the season right , that's what I'm saying you're not gonna make the videos you .
Speaker 4You could still be playing , yeah because you're not supposed to be playing is the thing .
Speaker 3It's not a great look , but nobody really fucking cares . They don't want you to flaunt it .
Speaker 4How about pitchers ?
Speaker 2Pitchers probably play a lot . I would say they should probably not . I mean , maybe they do , I don't know .
Speaker 1But I feel like they're more temperamental on getting hurt and things like that .
Speaker 5They have their routines yeah , I understand , like throwing routines and stuff .
Speaker 2But like you said , I mean yeah .
Speaker 1If your routine two days after throwing is maybe throw a bullpen . That's all you're doing , and maybe doing some conditioning .
Speaker 4You're going to have a lot of time to play golf . It's impressive to you know , be a world-class athlete and go out to 63 . Even if he's playing every day .
Speaker 1I agree . I would say maybe pitchers probably play more golf than everyday guys . I'm saying , you know , Well , you're a pitcher . You don't play golf , but I also didn't do that professionally , so in theory you should have played more golf . My coach wouldn't let me Dude . We had to do our own field . Do what Maintain our own field .
Speaker 2Do what ?
Speaker 1Maintain our own field All the lawn and grow the grass Not to that extent but like if it rained . We got phone calls To do what ? Drive down to the fucking field and cover it . Oh , it was brutal .
Speaker 3All right , that kind of wraps it up right , wraps it up like the field you had to wrap up . Yeah , cover it up , right Wraps it up like the field you had to wrap up . Yeah , cover it up , cover it up . Don't forget about the giveaway Giveaway . Giveaway 50 .
Speaker 2What giveaway are you speaking of ?
Speaker 3The 50th episode giveaway . Oh what .
Speaker 4We're already at 50 episodes .
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Speaker 1What can I win ? What do you got to do ?
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Speaker 4That's a lot . Three , maybe four , that's all we have to do to get the giveaway .
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Speaker 2That's all you're going to do .
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Speaker 5I thought you said tease we don't have tease , we no T's , we should do T's .
Speaker 2We're doing T's . They're in the giveaway .
Speaker 4There is a blue T's . Blue T's , okay , blue T's .
Speaker 3Blue T's speaker Ball markers Alright , rather be golfing .
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