What does Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina smell like? $75 will let you know (but there is a waiting list. Believe it or not) is it worth a candle? What do other world leaders smell like? Meet Troy Wear our funniest interview ever, and check out his vegan recipe for aubergines. Or is it eggplant? Fidgeting - good or bad for you? What do you think about Boris asking for fundraising for a Big Ben bell dong? Knives with a square point - what's the point? Wine is the D. Pedro Adegas Galegas (delish) and check out The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis for a Library Classic... don't forget our Flash Fiction competition.