40 days of Lockdown in Mallorca, who do you call? Or better yet, whose calls do you answer? Sant Jordi tradition of books and roses, the booming tinfoil hat market, a book called Stuffed by Patrica Volk and a tasting of a Mallorcan beer. Participation in life online in various forms, including a group of over 2000 members getting creative called Majorca Mallorca, At Home Together. Oh, and yes, T.P.ing (Tr: loo-rolling?) is a real American thing.