The Steve & Jeff Show

S3 E30 - The King's Buyers' Guide to What You Need

Steve Alloy and Jeff Scharf Season 3 Episode 30

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Our hosts stumble upon a book describing what people can and cannot buy under our King's new rules. No more hoarding two or three dolls...unless you buy the King's meme coin. Then hoard away. Jeff tells a story about cheese blintzes that takes longer than it takes to eat cheese blintzes. Steve pictures what thirty blow-up dolls would look like. Miss Clare spent the show in the engineering booth with her face in her hands. Johnny is fixated on Swedish furniture and meatballs. 

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Miss Clare - Clare (scenes deleted)

Johnny - Nemo Nada

#satire #politicalhumor #dolls #blowupdolls #rationing #blintzes #badcooking #whatyouneed #excess #lack