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Zachsolved Mysteries
We solve the mysteries that Unsolved Mysteries couldn't solve! Stephanie, Keeper of Mysteries, regales you with sordid tales from TV's Unsolved Mysteries, while Super Sleuth Zach applies his keen detective skills to crack each case.
This isn't your standard recap podcast - our unscripted banter leads you down surprising tangents, mixing humor with genuine discussion about mental health and life's bigger questions. Stephanie's centered presence perfectly balances Zach's rough-around-the-edges approach, creating a unique blend of the bawdy and the profound.
Whether you're hiding from your family, partying with D.B. Cooper, or cruising the cosmos with aliens, join us on this wild ride through the unexplained. New episodes drop every other Friday. PRAISE STACK!!
Zachsolved Mysteries
Episode 52: Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary: Why Are They Both Dead? Season 11, Episode 3
In this episode, we ask the big questions: What’s the going rate for a hit gone wrong? Is projectile saliva a legitimate healing tincture? And why does every reenactment look like it was shot on the set of a mid-tier soap opera?
We dive into cases full of botched plans, baffling police work, and “red flags” that only exist in the minds of investigators who probably shouldn’t be allowed to operate a toaster oven, let alone solve a murder.
Along the way, we:
✨ Spiral over how truly dumb everyone in this episode is—from cops to criminals to hitmen who apparently got their training at a discount escape room team-building seminar.
✨ Confront the fact that we’re the most qualified investigators here—and we don’t even leave the house.
✨ Contemplate how many life choices had to go wrong for one to go from divorce court to murder plot and back to divorce court.
✨ Lose our grip over a horse so legendary that strangers show up uninvited just to gaze upon it.
It’s one part true crime, one part unhinged commentary, and all parts Zachsolved.
You can watch this Unsolved Mysteries episode here: https://youtu.be/fpsxHU7tORM?si=upgERAaNSXrHtuZv
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