It’s been seven weeks since I last took this mic for a spin, and baby, I’m back—sun-kissed, slightly haunted, and armed with the most unhinged birthday gift ever conjured from the digital abyss.

My paranormal friend Noah gifted me an AI-generated slutpop masterpiece called Gagging on Glitter, allegedly by an underground LA trio now in Aberdeen, MD known as Exploding Cupcake Uprising—but we both know it was programmed by horny robots and glitter demons. 💿⚡🧁

This episode is:

• A full summer check-in (the glam, the ghosts, the anxiety spiral)
• A track-by-track breakdown of this candy-coated synth orgy
• A reverent and accidental double review of the standout anthem “Sucking on Daddy” (because yes, I queen out so hard I forget I already covered it and go back for seconds—Daddy deserves it)

Track titles include:

• “Witchy Slut Party” and its remix
• “Cecil County Rendezvous"
• “Who Wants to Get Fucked by a Bunch of Centaurs in an Abandoned K-Mart”
  …and of course, the genre-defining banger: “Sucking on Daddy”

🎧 Listen to the whole AI slutpop prophecy here:
👉 Gagging on Glitter – Exploding Cupcake Uprising

So pour your iced coffee, turn you rave light projector, and lets gag on some glitter!!!! 🖤✨

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