S6 Ep.#18- Diamond Kneel

The Crew Talks About Abe Returns, Dennis The Dog Learns To Catch, Vinny's Baseball Season Started,Taking The Boys To Hooters, Neil Diamond Movie, Deadpool 2, And Other Nonsense. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:02

A fun 80s theme song for the back end of my podcast call The Humans Ratio Derek and Chat for the host. Fuck an asshole, dude. They are witty and funny sometimes rude. Oh, you're more rude. And we don't research shit. Welcome to the show. Go F yourself.

SPEAKER_07 0:24

Yeah, welcome to Human's Ratio. What an asshole, dude. And like I don't see it. You're just pointing it up. What? What happened? Hey, welcome to the show. I'm Derek hanging out with Jeff. And we got Caitlin. Hey. Say hi. And guess who's back? Guess who's back? Special guest.

SPEAKER_05 0:46

Back again. AB's back.

SPEAKER_07 0:49

Brown bag's back.

SPEAKER_05 0:50

Guest who's back.

SPEAKER_07 0:51

Guess who's back? Welcome back, Abe. Abe's been gone. He had to go fight the war. Fight the war. The Iran army called him back. Yeah. I'm glad to see you didn't die.

SPEAKER_08 1:05

Are you are you are you going pro-Jew, pro pro-Palestine with your beard? That's what I want to know.

SPEAKER_05 1:10

Pro Mind My Own Business. Check check.

SPEAKER_08 1:13

Oh, well, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:15

I'm going pro mind my own business here in America. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 1:18

Oh, oh, so you're not an incel right now? No, but are you not getting it activated outside of fucking? I mean sleeper cell?

SPEAKER_07 1:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would shave if I was you.

SPEAKER_08 1:28

Like a little whack. I mean, I could grow that beard.

SPEAKER_07 1:31

I might get beeped out of it safely.

SPEAKER_05 1:33

But but it goes with the job. When people see you with the beard as a contractor, they're like, okay, he can do the work.

SPEAKER_08 1:39

Really? No. If you were clean shaving with a mustache, he's like, dude, that dude's Mexican for sure. You can fucking it's Arizona, dude. It's not fucking New York.

SPEAKER_05 1:49

Every time I go and do estimates, I make sure I have a car heart like shirt just so they know I'm legit. Dude, Milwaukee hat.

SPEAKER_07 1:56

A Trump hat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:58

Depends. Not always. Depends.

SPEAKER_07 2:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we got the Californians moving here. If they move here, they're probably moving here for a reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But speaking of shaving, look at this guy. I know. Man, you're already growing it back like a bitch, dude. That was a month morning.

SPEAKER_08 2:13

That was a week. That would take me. I shaved on Wednesday. Six months to get that. Well, this was a this was a three. This this is this was Wednesday. Dude, he looked he looked bizarre.

SPEAKER_07 2:25

I I saw him in the morning. He looked at me and he's like, look like a fucking shaved balsack, dude. Something different.

SPEAKER_08 2:31

No, he no, he goes, I knew it. Something different about you? I'm like, shaved my beard. Oh yeah, you look like a shaved ball sack. That's how he said it. Don't fucking let him fib fib to you, dude. He didn't notice. I noticed. I just wasn't. No, you said your head.

SPEAKER_07 2:45

You look you noticed my head looked different. I I did a triple take at him like he knew something's up.

SPEAKER_05 2:50

You look like a Holocaust survivor.

SPEAKER_07 2:52

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:53

Hey, it looks good though.

SPEAKER_07 2:54

Yeah, oh okay. Free bowl of soup. No. I thought it looked good, but me? My mustache is looking good.

SPEAKER_05 3:03

You're getting that that hipster twist on the bottom?

SPEAKER_07 3:06

I was trying to do the doc holiday.

SPEAKER_08 3:09

Yeah, but it doesn't look like it doesn't look like Doc Holiday on you. It looks like Don Quixote on you. Okay. That's a that's a donkey. You're gonna go to a donkey dick. You're gonna go to a bottom. Donkey name Quixote.

SPEAKER_05 3:20

And order like a paper plane or like a whiskey sour.

SPEAKER_08 3:24

Yeah, he makes his own shoes. I need a microbeer. He's a cobbler.

SPEAKER_07 3:30

Keep you guessing this. So, Abe, you've been gone for fucking five, six episodes.

SPEAKER_08 3:36

Where the fuck have you been? Abe's stories.

SPEAKER_05 3:39

My story. No, just just.

SPEAKER_08 3:41

Alright, I'm gonna go pee while he tells us.

SPEAKER_05 3:43

One mishap after another. So the last time I seen you guys, we went to Cali. Jen had an appointment in California with the specialist doctor out there, right? So we did the thing, saw the family, all that. Well, I was finishing two remodels that started, or one that was halfway through and one that was about to start. Jen and her infinite wisdom, I love you, honey, and you don't listen to this anyway, so it doesn't matter. Um decided I'm gonna take on this other job we bid for painting. So I was like, okay, cool, you sure? She goes, Yeah, I can. It's a big old house in Grandville. I can prep it, I can spray paint it, I'll clean it all up. Give me a week, week and a half, and do it. It sounds great. That's what we'll tell them. Hey, week, week and a half. Well, we get back that like Monday. She goes and she starts. That Monday night she gets home, she is sick as a dog. And then I get like a blue. Yeah, yeah, something we must have picked up in Cali. You know them dirty Cali germs that you get. And because of that liberal germs.

SPEAKER_08 4:39

Liberal germs.

SPEAKER_05 4:40

Liberal germs, yeah. That's a thing. She she came back going, How the helmets? Let's uh no uh I got the COVID again. I got the covered.

SPEAKER_08 4:48

I need my tenth booster.

SPEAKER_05 4:49

She's like, I need two two masks on. Um she she needed the mask and that plastic cover over it, right? So here I am having to finish that paint job because that was more of a timely matter. Knock that out.

SPEAKER_08 5:06

I don't mean to interrupt you, but do you see the person sitting right here, right?

SPEAKER_05 5:11

Yeah, I know. I know. I know. Okay, I know.

SPEAKER_08 5:13

I could have helped you.

SPEAKER_05 5:14

I know, buddy. I know you definitely could have, but I don't know what's your schedule. So whatever. I had to go knock that out myself. I had to go finish your stingy motherfucker and forking. You didn't want to paint a fork. You didn't want to paint. I don't want to pay Jeff rates. He's like, oh, it's gonna be fucking He's like, I don't know,$55 an hour,$60 an hour.

SPEAKER_07 5:33

That's the good guy price. Yeah, that's the homie hookup.

SPEAKER_08 5:36

That's usually$80. That's the homie hookup, that's it used to be$120 or whatever.

SPEAKER_07 5:41

But for you, dude.

SPEAKER_08 5:42

You know, I'll cut you a break this time. It's like just this first one. Yeah introductory rate. The first one's free.

SPEAKER_07 5:48

But he's gotta leave to go get a haircut in the middle of his every Thursday.

SPEAKER_08 5:54

Fuck you guys. I look good. You guys look like a bag of dick. No, we don't. Yes, you do. Say how good I look. Look at your stupid yeah, your your mustache.

SPEAKER_07 6:02

No, you said my hair looked good last episode.

SPEAKER_08 6:04

Did I?

SPEAKER_07 6:05

Yeah, like ten times. I was gonna look good.

SPEAKER_08 6:07

Yeah, but that was how many weeks ago? Two weeks ago. Let's see. I was gonna say, I'm sorry, buddy, I can't hear you over this party. I mean, it's it's long. It's long like a long.

SPEAKER_05 6:18

It's long for me. You look like an Uncle Bieber.

SPEAKER_07 6:21

Yeah. So anyway, go ahead. Creepy Uncle Bieber.

SPEAKER_05 6:23

So you finish your gym I've been working three weeks straight, like not a day off. And uh just just to keep up with these deadlines on all these regular weeks.

SPEAKER_07 6:33

You've had a day off.

SPEAKER_05 6:34

No.

SPEAKER_07 6:35

Yes, you have to just because you think about work doesn't mean no.

SPEAKER_05 6:40

Oh, true. But nope, not a single day off. Getting home at 5-6, trying to make a I had to call Pete. Uh shout out Pete, come save me on a job too. Pete Hey out Pete! He came out, Pedro came out and did some electrical work that I needed done, dude. It just and I had to pay out of pocket for that too, because I was fucking up and cost me 100 bucks. Oh, dude, and I broke a fucking$200 uh Google fucking Nest doorbell. Cause I cooked it with the fucking transformer trying to fix the doorbell chime.

SPEAKER_09 7:11

Yep. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 7:12

$200. You hotwired their shit? Well, no, no, because okay, yeah. So old, so we all can't be uh sitting there just like No. Hey, so you know the the the well yours is modified. You have the wire running down and you read it to the inside of the street.

SPEAKER_07 7:30

All you gotta do is pull my wire. It's all explosed and shit.

SPEAKER_05 7:33

It's all good. Um so older, like my ring camera, our battery charge. So when you installed it, all you just take out the your old doorbell, the two wires, two wires, and boom mount to the stucco.

SPEAKER_07 7:45

Mine's the same way. I just didn't want it where the doorbell was the doorbell's on the side. I wanted it facing the side.

SPEAKER_05 7:53

Yeah, yeah, so ring has the mounts where it'll turn it sideways.

SPEAKER_07 7:57

So that but it not it wouldn't I could only still get a little bit more.

SPEAKER_05 8:00

Well, ring's better, so you know. Yeah, maybe Kid and Arlo. The newer versions require a 24 volt transformer because now they charge from the fucking transformer, and all common ones, that little thing there by your hot water heater there.

SPEAKER_08 8:16

Why are you playing electrician? You fuck.

SPEAKER_05 8:18

I know. It's 16 volt. So I put it in a 24 volt, cooked the shit out of it, cooked the fucking doorbell. And it didn't trip to breaker. I wonder why. I haven't drank in three weeks, and this is my first beer.

SPEAKER_08 8:30

I want to cry. Alright. You stop doing everything. Call fucking people.

SPEAKER_05 8:38

It's okay. No, I called Pete and he goes, that sounds like a problem there, buddy.

SPEAKER_08 8:42

Like, yeah, well, come help me fix it. Or call a fucking painter. No offense to you, but I fucking painted way more than you. Even in your fucking deal, I can fucking help you out. Nah, no. I gotta do it all on my own. I'm fucking. Cowboy up. I can I can do it. Yeah, I can do it. Yeah, cowboy up. Hey, you know what I you know what I say about handyman? Uh huh. They go, we're good at everything. No, you suck at all of it.

SPEAKER_05 9:06

No, no, I'm a little bit sucky at everything.

SPEAKER_08 9:08

That's what I'm saying. Just a little bit sucky at that. You're like 75% there at doing everything. Yeah. I I just know how to paint. I don't pretend that I know because I kind of know how to do tile. I kind of know how to do electro work. I kind of know how to do a lot of this shit. You know what I really know how to do? Paint. That's it. And other than that, I don't I like Transformer? Yeah. I'm like, what? I'm like, okay. So when I need fucking electrical shit, I call Petey. When I need par or plumbing shit, I call Paragon. When I need like I got a new guy for you, don't call them anymore. Paragon? Andy's my buddy. Oh. I've been friends with anymore.

SPEAKER_05 9:48

I got a new guy for you, don't call them anymore. But you're back. But I'm back. So after all that, we're back.

SPEAKER_08 9:55

And he and you know what he's back saying? My bad, my bad. How's uh Loki, your doggy?

SPEAKER_05 10:02

Oh, great, fun, cool, being a good boy. Good.

SPEAKER_08 10:07

He likes peanut butter.

SPEAKER_05 10:08

He had a great time at Wags. They said he was the bestest boy ever. Oh man, that's what they told us, too.

SPEAKER_07 10:13

Yeah, they're like. It's like, hey, world's greatest coffee or world's greatest grandpa. You thought I was the world's greatest grandpa because I got a shirt. Other people have the same shirt. I got a mug. Yeah. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_05 10:27

They have those cute little bow ties for the dogs there. Have you seen them? Oh yeah. I want to get one for them.

unknown 10:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 10:32

Which brings me to my Kate story.

SPEAKER_07 10:36

Okay, you found something else she broke.

SPEAKER_05 10:38

Oh no. No, no, no. We can't start here because she's gonna cry.

SPEAKER_07 10:44

I love crying today.

SPEAKER_05 10:45

Alright, we listened to the to the uh the pet uh the pets uh episode where Kate was just losing it.

SPEAKER_07 10:53

Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that one.

SPEAKER_05 10:55

Uh oh yeah, when you were losing it, when you were crying about your dad's dead dog.

SPEAKER_08 11:00

I forgot about that. Oh, and you kept you kept playing the piano.

SPEAKER_06 11:05

And I think Wendy has to come out. She's like, what are you doing for me?

SPEAKER_07 11:08

What episode was that? That was a great one.

SPEAKER_08 11:10

That was last year. And I'm just losing my mind.

SPEAKER_07 11:13

He's re-listening. You know, he's listening for the first time. That's how far behind him here.

SPEAKER_08 11:17

That was like two years ago. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 11:19

That was a great one, though. He didn't have a beard then. Yeah. Who think he could even illegal drink? It kept slowing up that.

SPEAKER_08 11:28

And I'm just sitting there going, You're a piece of shit. And I'm fucking laughing my ass off, and she's just looking at me like, why are you laughing? Tell me more.

SPEAKER_04 11:36

I totally forgot about that. You're fucking losing it.

SPEAKER_06 11:41

He's keeping it, he's keeping it cool. I'm going, what?

SPEAKER_08 11:43

What? Every time. And then and then and then slowly the music was fading. Come on and shit. And I'm just like, oh my god!

SPEAKER_07 11:49

That's when you have a dead hamster or something. Yeah, my my rat, my rat buddy. You called her a brother.

SPEAKER_08 11:56

And it's like, hey, remember you used to say, like, uh like, what did you say when uh it smells like something dining here? He fucking went right on it.

SPEAKER_07 12:04

And then we talked about now. Speaking of pets, we we talked about trying to train our dogs for new shit. You catching catching food. Catching food? Is he doing good? I fucking trained him, dude. You got him? I'm gonna go get him. All right. And we're gonna I told you he was done. No, I know. You said you can't train him now. Well, I made a mission of it. Yeah. Fuck Jeff. Watch this.

SPEAKER_08 12:27

Did his eye did he have a did he?

SPEAKER_07 12:28

It took me about 68 treats.

SPEAKER_08 12:31

I was gonna say, did he have an eye patch a couple of times? Yeah, a fucking nuggets in his nose. I mean, he was bouncing them, but here.

SPEAKER_07 12:38

I tried to show him something, but that was a yawn bird. Uh-uh. So I'm gonna show you. I was so proud of him. He caught seven in a row today. We practiced for you.

SPEAKER_08 12:48

Just do a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 12:49

Yeah, I tried to give him something this morning and he let it hit him in the face.

SPEAKER_07 12:52

Yeah, well, it happens.

SPEAKER_08 12:54

It's because it's not, it's not Derek.

unknown 12:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 12:56

Well, this is the guy that said that he had good form.

unknown 13:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 13:02

All right.

SPEAKER_07 13:03

Keep it going. I'm trying to get my dog. Let's go break. Let's go a break. Yeah, grab the dog. It's a good time. We'll take a five, we'll be right back.

SPEAKER_08 13:09

Yeah, we heard about fucking Abe. Fucking. Check this out. Hey, welcome back, Abe.

SPEAKER_06 13:14

Feels good to be home. Yeah. It's like a hug. That nobody wants.

SPEAKER_07 13:20

Struggle snuggle. Kind of like a stepbrothers, the hug. Yeah. It's hugging you, buddy. We'll be right back hanging with humans race.

SPEAKER_00 13:31

How much is that dog in the window? The one with the maggoty chair. How much is that doggy in the window?

SPEAKER_07 13:45

Welcome back to the humans race show. Hey, wanna welcome everybody to Dennis. Hi Dennis. Hi, Dennis.

SPEAKER_08 13:57

Well, one thing at a time. He's your boy. What does it look like right now? Oh, he loves you. He does.

SPEAKER_07 14:08

So I'm gonna show you that I can teach an old dog new tricks. Ready? Alright. He's two years old.

SPEAKER_08 14:14

Yeah, he's old as 14. He's 14, dude. He's already on borrowed time. Alright, so check it out. Alright, here we go. There we go. Yeah!

SPEAKER_07 14:28

What is this?

SPEAKER_08 14:29

One, two. You gotta give him everyone listening. You gotta give him a distance.

SPEAKER_05 14:37

He's tossing a piece of food.

SPEAKER_08 14:40

One foot in front of him. That's perfect. Come on. Come on. Alright.

SPEAKER_07 14:45

No, you're gonna come here.

SPEAKER_04 14:46

Good job, Dennis.

SPEAKER_08 14:47

You're gonna come here or to your dad.

SPEAKER_07 14:49

No, you're gonna go inside. Vinny, take your dog inside, please.

SPEAKER_08 14:54

Wait, I can't. Get him out of that. Alright. Get him out of here. Get the hound out of here. But impressive, right? Yeah, well, it's bullshit that you have to like get rid of him now.

SPEAKER_07 15:03

I'm not getting rid of him.

SPEAKER_08 15:05

Yeah, you are. You you you don't you only care about listens. You don't care about your dog. Look at look at look at everything I did for him. And then now you sent him in the back. He's like, get him out of here. He could have been he could have been on the podcast with us. You don't care. I don't. He'll leave.

SPEAKER_07 15:22

He likes dogs and he runs out.

SPEAKER_05 15:24

Well, I could I could have held him. So so we go to leave our dog.

SPEAKER_07 15:29

Don't ever say I don't like him.

SPEAKER_05 15:31

You don't even know. Go to leave our dog. You don't even know. And my neighbor asked me, so you guys are heading out of town. We're like, oh yeah. She goes, What's what do you do with the new dog? And I go, We're we're taking him over to Wags. And she goes, Oh, okay, so no one's gonna stay to watch the house. You watch the house? And I was like, no, no. She goes, Okay, so it's not gonna be that young lady again. And I go, no, why? She goes, Well, last time they were here, she's like, you know, I get it. It's the weekend, they're out there, but they were out there till like two or three in the morning. They're being a little loud. Two three in the morning.

SPEAKER_07 16:01

Yes, absolutely true.

SPEAKER_05 16:03

She's like, they were being a little loud.

SPEAKER_07 16:04

We were out there pretty late, but they weren't out there, they're just showing up home.

SPEAKER_05 16:08

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 16:08

And then and then she goes, Yeah, and that might be it. Like, it honestly, if we if I went to the bar that night.

SPEAKER_07 16:15

And then telling the whole bar, I got this fucking pad out of here.

SPEAKER_04 16:19

The dumbass isn't even around.

SPEAKER_07 16:21

Whatever.

SPEAKER_04 16:22

Let's party. Yeah, orangey! Stay in the house. But there was a few times I did go to the bar and come back pretty late.

SPEAKER_05 16:31

And then she goes, and then she goes, uh, and then I got up at six to take uh uh uh what's her dog's name? Shit bag who gives it to take a little fucking Zeke to the backyard. She's like, and then they were still out there, so six in the morning, okay. You were partying till they were still out there.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

To be fair, I'm up at six in the morning to feed the dog.

SPEAKER_07 16:53

No, you are not. Oh, you're outside party and laughing, playing music.

SPEAKER_08 16:57

I I will say this too. You might not have been But your crowd was. There you go.

SPEAKER_04 17:03

Well, it's not like I had a bunch of people over.

SPEAKER_05 17:05

No, no, she said it was a one gentleman who was still out there in the morning, and she's like He's out there No, he was smoking cigarettes. And I know because they left the butts in the rock.

SPEAKER_08 17:16

And so I I probably know who that person is.

SPEAKER_05 17:20

Yeah. And so uh I told her, I told her, no, no, I go, there's not gonna be anybody here. And then she said, and then um I told them that it was late. Oh, and she said that it was late, she said one of the young ladies came up to me and she said, I'm so sorry. What kind of wine do you like?

SPEAKER_08 17:35

I'll get you a bottle of wine with the wine hider, the wine hider. Remember that? No, the she was he found Oh no, that was you found wine underneath shit. So that the wine the wine hider. She had the wine hider out there. Oh Bridger.

SPEAKER_04 17:56

Oh, that was Bridger.

SPEAKER_07 17:57

Yeah, he was at there, his house hiding.

SPEAKER_08 17:59

No, no, no, no, he said he said a young lady. Oh, yeah. So how many people No, didn't you no?

SPEAKER_07 18:06

One of her friend one of her homegirls stayed. I thought it was her, but she's trying to say it was Bridger.

SPEAKER_08 18:14

Yeah, the guy that why does everything get blamed on Bridger? Like the fucking nicest dude that might like dudes.

SPEAKER_07 18:20

Yeah. And I also give it who fucked up our draft by not bringing the stilts.

SPEAKER_08 18:27

Okay. That sucks. You don't care about that part of the stuff. I didn't get last place. So fuck you guys.

SPEAKER_07 18:33

You did last year.

SPEAKER_08 18:34

Yeah, not this year.

SPEAKER_07 18:35

So now you were supposed to be on stilts and then you didn't have to do shit. Shows up an hour late, not giving a shit about anyone, sitting there for an hour, pissy mood. What does this draft a video? Showed up at 110. Because you fell asleep before fucking. That's right, I did. Yeah. Didn't you come with this shitty attitude like I'm here now fucking fire?

SPEAKER_05 18:57

I hate waking up, I'm grumpy after another. All these fucking turns.

SPEAKER_08 19:01

Knowing that you're last place and you're supposed to have the fixed fucking rigged game that the Torinas play in this fantasy football draft year. I don't even want to be a part of it. Yeah, I don't even want to be a part of it anymore. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 19:13

We'll always win it.

unknown 19:15

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 19:15

Oh, wait. I want I went I went a lot. I win it a lot.

SPEAKER_05 19:19

So, anyways, this was the I'm telling Jeff, this was the lady that is the fucking the Klopex.

SPEAKER_07 19:27

No, the crazy lady who like off, man. See, I invite whoever I want over and watch my house.

SPEAKER_05 19:33

But no, but like Jeff said, it isn't that she did anything outside of the scope of okay, that's fine, you know. You shouldn't bitch about it. I would tell her to fuck off. Right, right.

SPEAKER_07 19:43

If my neighbor said that, I'd say, all right, mind your own business. All right.

SPEAKER_05 19:47

Because Steve and I go out there and do that shit. Steve and I will be out there at midnight smoking cigars being loud, you know? What the fuck's the difference?

SPEAKER_08 19:54

Abe's a different human than me. Like, I don't care if my neighbors like me. He cares. Because yeah, you don't want you don't want beef with your neighbors, dude. So like Abe takes care of dude. I No, I get it. I respect the whole thing. But you would have told her to go butt that. I'd have been like, hey, I'll break your hip. I don't care.

unknown 20:12

Hey.

SPEAKER_01 20:12

I'll pitch your tube.

SPEAKER_08 20:14

Do you have do you have a life alert? Yeah, you might want to fucking buzz them now because I'm gonna break your hip.

SPEAKER_07 20:19

The overall point of the story is you shouldn't have had people over there. And you shouldn't have had her watch her house. So you're both in the wrong, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_05 20:32

But we got him over established at wags. I love that place. Isn't it cool? It's great. And they really like we got him a bath last time. They did the whole thing. I had his anus. Yeah, we got his butt squeezed and everything.

SPEAKER_07 20:46

I tried doing it myself, but man, my lips got tired.

SPEAKER_05 20:49

Dude, what's the uh your tongue got tired?

SPEAKER_08 20:54

Because you have to get in there.

SPEAKER_05 20:56

Dude, these places tell you, oh, you can do it yourself. It's like, no, I'm gonna pay you. Yeah, I do and you're gonna fucking do it.

SPEAKER_07 21:01

There's a lot of shit you could do at home.

SPEAKER_05 21:03

Yeah. But I'd rather pay you.

SPEAKER_06 21:05

I'd rather pay you and I'll take you. Yeah. A lot.

SPEAKER_08 21:10

So I don't have to do with the dog shit. But I just I just pictured Derek with with the with Dennis in his mouth, like Dizzy Gillespie, with his cheeks all blown out.

SPEAKER_07 21:24

Playing him like a fucking trunk.

SPEAKER_08 21:26

That's what I just not make no link text gloves on. And Dennis is like, is this supposed to do something? Because it feels rad. Don't push it back into me, Clay.

SPEAKER_05 21:36

And instead of gloves on, he's got those little papers you use to grab the rolls at the market.

unknown 21:41

He's got two of those.

SPEAKER_06 21:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 21:48

But you don't have to touch it. That's fucking.

SPEAKER_07 21:55

Well Caitlin She laid. I mean, she was younger then.

SPEAKER_05 22:00

No, the worst part, she was booby trapping the house, dude. I was walking in, opening doors, things were falling on me. Yeah, like a dark broke.

SPEAKER_07 22:07

I'm gonna set it up to make him look like he broke it.

SPEAKER_05 22:09

She did the she did the friends when they break Joey's recliner.

SPEAKER_07 22:13

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:14

She tried replacing it.

SPEAKER_07 22:15

Or the Tommy boy. Oh, what'd you do? What'd you do?

SPEAKER_05 22:18

I came home and sat. I was like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_07 22:20

No. Tomorrow is Caitlin's birthday.

SPEAKER_04 22:26

I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_08 22:27

He's like, I was there when you were born. It's her birthday, and she's bringing life into the world.

SPEAKER_07 22:33

One episode I said the 12th or something.

SPEAKER_08 22:36

He doesn't know when her birthday is.

SPEAKER_07 22:38

But no, I do.

SPEAKER_08 22:39

No, the the reason why you know right now is because you checked it on Facebook. I guarantee you.

SPEAKER_07 22:44

Oh, I don't fucking go looking for up who's coming birthdays.

SPEAKER_08 22:48

No, no, no. It says so-and-so's birthdays today.

SPEAKER_07 22:52

I stopped Facebook a lot. I watched reels on Facebook more than anything. Yeah, and it said Caitlin's birthday is tomorrow.

SPEAKER_08 23:01

And you're like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_07 23:03

Nice. No, I've like what to buy her on Timu. And Temu. The big uh 3-0.

SPEAKER_05 23:09

Mm-hmm. Shut up.

SPEAKER_07 23:10

30. Old as balls.

SPEAKER_05 23:13

I remember again partying at your house in Chino. She was like 12. Nine, 10.

SPEAKER_08 23:19

She's bringing everybody cocktails and beers and shit.

unknown 23:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 23:24

She's like, you want an ice house? Alright, here you go, bud. She was pouring. She was making them. She was a hell of a party house. I didn't know you, I didn't know you then. But I knew you like slowly after. Right around then. I never I was never at the at the party house.

SPEAKER_07 23:42

That place was dumping all the time. When you guys came out, we had no that was in Prescott.

SPEAKER_08 23:48

Okay, so this was when you were in Chino. Yeah. I didn't know you then.

SPEAKER_07 23:51

Off of two north. But if you come out, you gotta stay the night, basically.

SPEAKER_05 23:57

There's no getting the fuck out of there.

SPEAKER_07 23:58

You're gonna get arrested. Yeah. You know, everyone got busted. Well, with all the shit you guys are doing out there. Yeah, so we had that one. You never had the whole bathtub filled with booze and Steve was out there with you. And then Kayla's just like we had a full band. We played for two minutes.

SPEAKER_08 24:13

An eight-year-old knows the difference between a Bud Light, a Ticate, and a fucking coors light.

SPEAKER_07 24:18

And then she knows your order. Oh, he likes a lime with this. This kind of likes a piece of syllamy.

SPEAKER_04 24:23

She's cutting wedges. Oh my gosh, the cheese and stuff.

SPEAKER_07 24:26

My dad likes Swiss and Stuart. She's rolling, she's rolling in the corner. We're almost dubes.

SPEAKER_08 24:32

Not too much spit. Alright, I know, motherfucker. She's nine.

SPEAKER_07 24:36

Happy birthday to Kate. Let's do it. Cheers, everybody. Cheers. We should cheers one. Let's cheers one.

SPEAKER_09 24:41

Cheers.

SPEAKER_07 24:42

And if you have one out there and uh la la la lamp.

SPEAKER_08 24:45

It's it's weird that Caitlin's drinking like straight vodka right now.

SPEAKER_07 24:50

Dude, she still had a few months until Baby's born. She'll be out of its system by then.

SPEAKER_08 24:54

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

SPEAKER_07 24:56

But not Kate's.

SPEAKER_08 24:58

Hey, make sure you make sure you drink a eat a green one every day. That's it. That's doctor shit.

SPEAKER_09 25:05

What?

SPEAKER_08 25:06

Eat a green thing every day.

SPEAKER_09 25:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 25:08

That's it. Oh.

SPEAKER_07 25:09

She's watermelon now and later. Green.

SPEAKER_08 25:12

It's green.

SPEAKER_07 25:15

So last weekend we had our first tournament for Vinny for baseball. Baseball's back. Oh, great. So the two weeks you had off, we're now here back. Two months. We're off two months, dude.

SPEAKER_05 25:25

I said I was here. I thought you were saying he was on a no, we stopped. He was basketball. Yeah, basketball.

SPEAKER_07 25:30

And that ended yesterday. But so we take him out there. We we got him a couple hitting lessons, but for the most part, I just let him take a couple months off. I mean the dude plays a lot of ball. I don't want to burn him out.

SPEAKER_05 25:42

He's like, Dad, I want to take a break for a little bit.

SPEAKER_07 25:44

He never says this, but dude, it I know. I know. My dad did the same shit with my karate class. I remember hiding in a fucking ditch because I don't want to go to karate class. And it's like I don't want him not want to go. Right. So I let him chill. But it got him a couple hitting lessons because he was kind of fucking stinking it up. And he goes out there his first at bat, dude. This dude is dealing. I mean, he's probably throwing 70 to 73 miles an hour. Striking out the whole top of the order. Just first inning. One, two, three, strikeouts. He was hitting eighth. We get down there.

SPEAKER_08 26:23

Why is he hitting eighth? Because he's sucking. Okay. I mean the question.

SPEAKER_07 26:28

No, it is. I don't answer. That's the answer. I didn't need you.

SPEAKER_08 26:31

I didn't need you to get all defensive.

SPEAKER_07 26:32

He was sucking, and that's where you go. I mean I got it. Same daddy ball.

SPEAKER_08 26:36

Bottom of the order.

SPEAKER_07 26:38

Coach is kid or not. You're not coming through, you're going down. Yeah, yeah. So first a bat. First fucking hit of the game, Vinny, boom, rips one hard. Fucking nice, dude. Alright. Bat in a thousand.

SPEAKER_08 26:51

Gets thrown out at first. No. Okay. You didn't say that he hit the ball hard. You didn't say where he hit it.

SPEAKER_07 26:58

No. Single. Then he gets up the next time. Fucking another hit, dude. And still second. Like, fuck yeah, dude. Then he goes to guy's big leadoff. They try to throw him out. He dives back to second. Safe. Another hit by the bottom of the order. He scores. And he was pitching. And all of a sudden he Vinny. Vinny had to go out and pitch. And he went out and faced four batters. Walked one, struck three out. I'm like, dude, fucking struck out the side. And then I'm looking, why's your finger all taped? He didn't even tell me. He jammed his finger when he dove back in the second, dislocated the motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 27:45

Oh no.

SPEAKER_07 27:46

He had no knuckles, dude. It was just all like puffed and saying.

SPEAKER_05 27:49

He was still throwing like that, huh? It's in his glove hand. Oh shit. But he can't get it.

SPEAKER_08 27:54

That's why they wear the oven mitt on their on their throwing hand. This this is the whole new way of baseball. So you see that oven mitt that they're fucking wearing? No, no.

SPEAKER_07 28:03

Well he dives with his left hand. So it was we've just broke it out. He found his oven mitt, and he's gonna wear it. I'll I'll show you. Sure. We'll wear it for the whole thing.

SPEAKER_08 28:12

So you can catch a ball with a dislocated hand.

SPEAKER_07 28:15

He couldn't catch the ball even every time I throw it to him. So they changed him over to first base.

SPEAKER_08 28:20

And these kids are ripping ripping him for fucking short and third, dude.

SPEAKER_07 28:25

And then it's just like boom, and he's just like, oh.

SPEAKER_08 28:27

So we had to suck it up, fucking alpaca head. Shut up.

SPEAKER_07 28:31

Did you tell him? But dude, did you tell him Uncle Jeff said that?

SPEAKER_05 28:34

He was like, bad llama.

SPEAKER_07 28:35

No, I just I told him I said that. I I was just saying, well, hey dude, we need you. We don't need hands.

SPEAKER_08 28:40

Fuck off. We need so we assume you dislocated your finger. You can catch the ball. It just hurts when you hit it.

SPEAKER_07 28:46

Yeah. Shut up. So it's like, dude, if you don't hit, then we get an out. So you I don't care if you don't ever swing, you gotta get in the box.

SPEAKER_08 28:55

You can still swing with dislocated finger.

SPEAKER_07 28:57

He's like, oh, I mean, it was really throbbing hurting in the second game. We get out there, dude. You gotta get up there and swing. Gets up there, clank, but their base hit.

SPEAKER_08 29:08

Fucking guys out there not as much power, but just kind of got out there.

SPEAKER_07 29:13

It didn't make it all the way to the where the outfielder was. Yeah, Texas. It fell in.

SPEAKER_08 29:19

The old Texas League.

SPEAKER_07 29:20

Dude, that's fucking perfect.

SPEAKER_08 29:21

The old dying quill.

SPEAKER_07 29:22

The dude had a killer weekend. You know, he I think it was 600 on base and 400 hitting with the fucked up hand.

SPEAKER_08 29:31

So the downtime but a but a but a cool haircut. I don't ever see his hair out there.

SPEAKER_05 29:37

The downtime was good for him because he came back strong.

SPEAKER_07 29:40

He came back strong, and now we took him to the doctor. It's not even dislocated, it's just jammed. So he's fine.

SPEAKER_05 29:47

He's just being gay.

SPEAKER_07 29:48

But we won two games.

SPEAKER_05 29:49

Yeah, the doctor told Vinnie he needs to stop messing with me. We won the first game. Because he's trying to examine.

SPEAKER_07 29:56

So they go out there. These boys, we're really facing some high schoolers and shit now. Our little doofy ass kids go out there and win two. Number one seed going in to Saturday.

SPEAKER_08 30:09

And you just you face the fucking monsters, I bet.

SPEAKER_07 30:12

And we were up uh 10 to 4 in the bottom of the seventh. These dudes gave him seven runs and lost. It was like, you dipshits. I mean, they're popping up to third, they're dropping it. It's like, oh gosh.

SPEAKER_08 30:25

I thought I thought maybe you're like these dudes have mortgages and fucking beards. Yeah, his wife was shit.

SPEAKER_07 30:32

They were good uh bench warmers.

SPEAKER_08 30:35

I'm 12, yeah. I'm I was these guys are I made that joke a lot, but like now it's like, yeah. Hey, how old is this dude? Why does he have tattoos?

SPEAKER_07 30:45

Fool I've seen kids. Is that his kid?

SPEAKER_05 30:48

Crazy.

SPEAKER_07 30:49

But they went out and got got beat up on the second day. So you're the number one seed going in. And lost two of them going out of the turn.

SPEAKER_08 30:58

Because you didn't play the those other teams that were the number one seed going in.

SPEAKER_07 31:02

The team the two teams that made the championship or the two teams that we beat. Oh. Because you gotta lose when it comes to school players.

SPEAKER_08 31:10

This is travel ball.

SPEAKER_07 31:11

So we beat them. The team that we beat five to two ended up winning it all. And then the team that we beat 11 to 10.

SPEAKER_08 31:19

So why the fuck did you guys get your ass kicked?

SPEAKER_07 31:21

Because you got so many different teams. Is it still rebels or is it? Yeah, we're rebels. And we just fucking blew it, you know. Like, well, we got in a fight with umpire. That didn't help the second game much. Like, I said, let me get kicked out, man. Like, I've never got kicked out. Uh I want to go argue with this guy. And the coach is like, let's not do that. Like, why? Fuck it, dude. We got enough coaches. I just want to. I mean, we're already losing. What else have we got to lose? Well, at this point, we're they fucked us, but so we in between games, like this one kid's like, hey coach, man, you got it uh because we're going to Vegas here in three weeks. So he goes number ten. Oh fucking number one, Dick. Of the year in its market of the year. Of the year. Yeah, well, it's a baseball thing. So whatever. So you're going to Vegas. So I'm going to Vegas and Vacation.

unknown 32:16

Vacation. I can't wait to go.

SPEAKER_08 32:18

He's gonna be gone for like nine days.

SPEAKER_07 32:20

Uh-huh. Um yes. Nine days. Told you. Were you guys standing? Uh I was literally guessing. Well, I had to because I didn't know. Because of our work, they made me take the whole week. And so I'm taking that week plus the following Monday, Tuesday. Anyway. Yeah. So Oh, you're not allowed to do that anymore. I wasn't. I wasn't allowed. All right. All right. But I we'll talk about that.

SPEAKER_08 32:45

Never mind.

SPEAKER_07 32:47

So we're going to Vegas and we're trying to get them all ready for this. And dude, it's gonna get fucking hot there like quick. Yeah. Which sucks. It is. But my brother moved up there. But that's the whole point. We're trying to get the other thing.

SPEAKER_08 32:58

Can we do can we gamble on that team on DraftKings or something? I bet we can. No, I'm Kelsey.

SPEAKER_07 33:04

Kelsey does. I almost got derailed, but so one of the coach one of the kids goes, Hey coach, isn't there a Hooters in Vegas? And I go, Yeah, it's off Tropicana over by the Liberati.

SPEAKER_08 33:15

Yeah, you gotta hang a left and talk to Stephanie. Show show good.

SPEAKER_07 33:19

She'll give you the extra ranch and then actually So after our games on it was actually in between games on Saturday, right next to our hotel was a fucking Hooters. So I bless you. I'm hey bro, let's go to Hooters. It's right by the hotel. We could do that, hit the hotel. Sorry. And I went and talked to that kid and his dad. And I'm like, hey, we're going to Hooters for lunch. You know, Jay wanted to go. So you guys want to meet us there? So these boys go to Hooters with us, and it was a great meal, actually. Rick Brown came out with us. And so I get a pic I go up to the chick and I'm like, I know this sounds weird, but could I get a picture with the boys? You're like, of you the channel. She's like, oh fuck. Everyone does it. Nope, no worries. I'll even go gather some people. Have you ever seen this kid smile? No. Oh my god. Look at this man. So I put it on the the channel.

SPEAKER_08 34:17

Yeah, with his fucking giraffe neck. Yeah. Yeah, look at him. He's almost with his neck. The waitress.

SPEAKER_05 34:24

The waitress is like, you're so cute. He goes, Yeah, thanks. I know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 34:28

No, he pepped up, man. Hey, are you on the are you on uh Roblox? So I'm showing him the pictures. They'll send you some Robux too.

SPEAKER_07 34:35

She's standing right here, and I'm like, Yeah, here's a picture of you and your girlfriend. And he's like, getting all red. And she's like, I'll be your girlfriend. Just really playing into it. It was awesome, man. And these boys, so I put that on. Hey, you guys missed lunch. I invited you guys. All the other kids were going, Fuck you! Oh man, look at the boobies on her.

SPEAKER_08 34:53

I'm like, it's funny, you call them boobies still. Yeah. But yeah, boobies is a good one. I like boobies, yeah. I like boobies too. Like, hey, do you like boobies?

SPEAKER_07 35:02

So we're not going all.

SPEAKER_08 35:03

Caitlin, do you like boobies?

SPEAKER_07 35:05

Dude, I actually too. I got um Buffalo. There was like Buffalo winged shrimp, fried shrimp, and uh Buffalo saucy. Real light, not cauliflower, but yeah. So fucking good. Yeah, because you're gay. It was good. And the kids got a free kid's meal, which we got that.

SPEAKER_08 35:25

You can't get a kid's meal at Hooters. They shouldn't offer it was free kids' meal. Offer a kid's meal at Hooters.

SPEAKER_06 35:35

Let me get the chicken, uh, the chicken tendies.

SPEAKER_08 35:37

Well, that's what it was. Can I get it? So it's like three tenders.

SPEAKER_07 35:41

Three tenders for twelve bucks. Can I get the dino nugget? Or the kids' meal gets two tenders and it was free. I'm like, get the two if you want fucking more, we'll get it. He got that, it was all fine. He had fried pickles and double, double dino nuggets? Double dino, please. Double dime me.

SPEAKER_05 35:57

Because it's free. He's like, You have any of that purple ketchup with his big old neck and his little packet? Since he got a free meal dino nugget?

SPEAKER_07 36:03

He's like, Can I get a calendar? Oh. And I go, fuck yeah, you can get a calendar, bro.

SPEAKER_08 36:09

Yeah, that's 40. That's$58.

SPEAKER_07 36:11

He's like, that's calendars are$10. He's like, that's 12 spank banks for the year.

SPEAKER_08 36:15

You actually get two calendars in it. It wasn't it. That thing's gonna be stuck together, bro.

SPEAKER_07 36:19

Well, I'm getting one of them. Okay. One will be out here.

SPEAKER_08 36:23

Yours will definitely be stuck together. His maybe March or June. I don't know why. But I'm just guessing. Well, we went through the whole thing. Is this girl in it? Because then December's gonna be the really chicks in there that cream.

SPEAKER_07 36:37

Put the good ones.

SPEAKER_08 36:39

Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna give us cream to the crop.

SPEAKER_07 36:44

Cream of the crop, baby. That that's the title. So I'm looking at these like each month, you know. They got the one big one and little pictures of girls. I'm like, what are you thinking? Oh, dude, look at this chick. Fucking hot ass redhead, dude. Just smoking body is like, wow. I'm like, oh. He goes, and then I point out this ugly, ugly chick on the side, and he's like, I'd rather have her. He fucking hates redheaded girls. Like he'll tell you, I just don't like redheaded girls, man. And good. So now I'm like, you're fucking out of your mind, dude. Thank you. And I went and Googled just I typed in hot redheads.

SPEAKER_08 37:24

I don't have to show them and he's like, my daughter now. Thank you.

SPEAKER_07 37:28

Yeah, well, she's more blonde. No. Oh, bro, there's I like how you say you're not red hair, you're blonde.

SPEAKER_08 37:33

No, I the people that don't like redheads, they don't like us. Gingers.

SPEAKER_07 37:39

Well, you give them a reason for it.

SPEAKER_08 37:40

I think you're in a different level. Too close.

SPEAKER_07 37:43

I don't think that's not why they don't like you. I don't think it has nothing to do with you. Oh, you're talking about me. Well, you said us. Oh, okay. All right. Well, that's fine. No, he just does not like redheaded chicks, and I'm like showing them I type in sexy redheads.

SPEAKER_05 37:57

Christina Hendricks, Amy Adams. I've shown them all, and he's like, hey, it's more like, uh.

SPEAKER_07 38:08

Maybe a little punchy. Uh yeah. Like uh call everybody by bums off. Most people, most dudes, like all fucking red, because they're kind of like no exotic animals you don't see.

SPEAKER_08 38:20

I like women. So red, brown, blonde, whatever. I don't give a fuck. None. Actually, actually do what you like. Mostly, mostly it's brown girls. All right. I gotta go pee. So you guys go to break.

SPEAKER_07 38:32

We gotta break because you're peeing.

SPEAKER_08 38:34

Yep. No, you don't have to.

SPEAKER_07 38:35

European. We'll be right back.

SPEAKER_02 38:47

Song, so blue. Everybody knows one. Song, so blue, everybody grows one. Me and you.

SPEAKER_07 39:08

Welcome back to the Human Dreadshow. Guess who this is?

SPEAKER_03 39:11

Neil fucking Diamond.

SPEAKER_07 39:14

Dude, I've discovered in the last month. We've talked about Neil in the past. I'm not even a closet no more, dude. I'm a full-on fucking diamond head, dude. You're Diamond in the Rough? I don't know. Diamond in a way rough. You know me. Neil Diamond is a shit. Me and Kate made a Neil Diamond shirt for me. Did you got custom Neil Diamond shirt?

SPEAKER_08 39:41

You know what I think of every time I like hear Neil Diamond?

SPEAKER_07 39:44

What's that?

SPEAKER_08 39:45

Is the movie?

SPEAKER_07 39:47

Which movie? Oh, fucking saving Silverman. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 39:52

Diamonds in the Rough, dude. That was such a But my favorite, my favorite's when he leaves the band and they get the they get the the the Indian fucking. You got the way to be moving me, bet. Chevy, baby!

SPEAKER_07 40:06

But man, I really got into Neil. What do you mean you got into I got into him more and just realized, wow. Neil's great. Oh, he's way great.

SPEAKER_03 40:20

You got the way to move me. You got the way to move me.

SPEAKER_07 40:25

So I I really got hardcore into Neil lately. I made my own shirt and all. Okay, I want to see the shirt. Oh, I'll go get go get the shirt, Kate.

SPEAKER_08 40:34

Yeah. Kate.

SPEAKER_07 40:35

Oh, it's in the dirty coat. I'll grab it.

SPEAKER_08 40:37

Hey, hurry up.

SPEAKER_07 40:38

Um do something.

SPEAKER_08 40:39

But sit up, sit up, stand up without like kneeling out, like and you're letting yourself go a little bit, by the way. But I wore it.

SPEAKER_09 40:52

A couple of crunches might help you a little bit.

SPEAKER_08 40:55

Just let it know.

SPEAKER_09 40:55

All right.

SPEAKER_07 40:56

I might throw a baby up. Name the baby Neil.

SPEAKER_08 41:01

Yeah. Neil, Neil Diamond Torino. No, Diamond Neal. Diamond Neal. She's a stripper.

SPEAKER_09 41:09

I was gonna say that sounds like a stripper.

SPEAKER_08 41:11

It's a girl, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's gonna be on the poll for sure. Diamond Neal. Do the traditional Mexican. Hey everybody, get your singles out. We got Diamond Neal. Diamond Neal coming.

SPEAKER_03 41:26

Yeah, the one.

SPEAKER_08 41:31

That's fucked up. I don't even like that I just said that. Hey guys.

SPEAKER_07 41:35

Welcome to the stage. Diamond Neil. He's got so many bangers. I'm telling you. I got all into him.

SPEAKER_08 41:50

That's your that's your granddaughter that you have hasn't been born in. No, no, that's bad. I don't want to do it anymore. I I don't feel good.

SPEAKER_05 41:58

So the point of She's gonna have to be in the side stage because all the AI robots are gonna be in the main stage.

SPEAKER_08 42:05

But her grandpa's gonna be there. I used to give you singles in your Easter eggs, not on your G-string. Cool.

SPEAKER_07 42:12

No, dude. Come on. Why are you making it weird?

SPEAKER_05 42:17

Because I came here to see your friends.

SPEAKER_08 42:20

Yeah. Hey, could you not go up and hook me up with your friends? That'd be cool. Thank you.

SPEAKER_07 42:25

I'll just be like a bancher there. Hey.

SPEAKER_08 42:27

No, no.

SPEAKER_07 42:28

Watch them out.

SPEAKER_08 42:29

Wendy and I broke up six months ago. So Neil. Diamond Neil.

SPEAKER_07 42:36

Diamond. Welcome to the stage, everybody. Diamond! But for real.

unknown 42:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 42:41

Just fucking around. This is for real. Hey guys, we got coming to the stage right now. Give it up for Diamond Neil. You didn't hit you almost hit it. I didn't want to almost hit it.

SPEAKER_08 42:57

You almost hit that the lead up.

SPEAKER_07 42:59

Still playing, huh? But so there's a movie. Have you checked the movie out? It's called Song Sung Blue.

SPEAKER_08 43:05

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_05 43:05

With fucking Wolverine guy.

SPEAKER_07 43:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks good. It's so good, dude. Rose it? Okay. Now I'm a Neil right now. Well, now that I'm a Diamond and Rough, I'm like, dude, I gotta watch this movie. And it's it's good. He's uh impersonator, you know. He's not playing Neil Diamond. Right, right.

SPEAKER_08 43:26

They made like it's based off a true story and how Hollywood is.

SPEAKER_07 43:33

But it's a great story.

SPEAKER_08 43:34

Yeah, but the the the family of the people got really pissed about the movie.

SPEAKER_07 43:41

Oh really? I didn't hear that. Yeah, I didn't even hear it was real. Because I looked it up, but was it real? I thought it was not.

SPEAKER_08 43:47

Yeah. It's real. No, it's based based off a true story.

SPEAKER_07 43:51

Go check it out. It's really cool. I want to do it. It's good. And I mean it's there's a love story, there's a fucking story.

SPEAKER_08 43:58

She got hurt, she got paralyzed. Was it on Tubi or whatever? It's not a fucking It's not a fucking spoiler here. It's a fucking Well, no one knows the story.

SPEAKER_07 44:07

Like it's not like, oh yeah, fuck, we know the story of Titanic. Oh, they fucking drowned.

SPEAKER_08 44:12

You know what? I made a fucking body wrapper.

SPEAKER_07 44:14

Shushank's a good movie. Shushank.

SPEAKER_08 44:17

This is actually a great fucking movie. In your defense, this is actually a new movie.

SPEAKER_07 44:22

No, it is it's a great movie.

SPEAKER_08 44:23

So check it out. And then we we could bring this up on the next episode, but you know what I've been watching again? What? Tiger King.

SPEAKER_05 44:31

I love it. There's an you see the meme after Porto Vallata got attacked by the cartoon.

SPEAKER_07 44:37

I'll never financially recover. So you restarted Tiger King? Yeah. Or first time?

SPEAKER_08 44:43

No. I saw dude. That this is when COVID had. 2020 was a hell of a.

SPEAKER_07 44:49

Oh yeah, everyone saw it. I loved it.

SPEAKER_04 44:51

I never seen it. Well, you were in college. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08 44:54

You might have been incapacitated during that time.

SPEAKER_07 44:57

You were probably in it, but but then I watched um probably was. I watched fucking Deadpool 2 last night. Yeah. I I could get on all the apps and spend the two hours like, ah, 9 o'clock, let's go to bed. Or just fucking pick a movie, you know? Deadpool sitting there, Deadpool 2, I'm like, boom. On Disney or on which one? Yeah. Yeah, but I love my Disney album. Yeah. No, it was. I had it was Hulu in Disney. Yeah, it's it's a package deal now.

SPEAKER_08 45:28

So on those two fucking things now, if you get them through Verizon, guess what you have to watch?

SPEAKER_05 45:34

What? Commercial. Yep. Which is bullshit because I had the ad free. Yeah, I think there was. No, and in fact, actually, no, we still do because Jen pays the Hulu separate from because we got the Verizon for two years for free through Disney.

SPEAKER_08 45:48

And you get Disney.

SPEAKER_05 45:49

But I don't watch, but you have to go through the Disney app to watch the Hulu. I go through my Hulu app separately, which is through our still paid account. Okay. And I get no commercials. New movies, I get like one in the beginning, and then after that, that's it.

SPEAKER_08 46:02

But but on the Disney Plus through Verizon and the Hulu, you have to watch commercials.

SPEAKER_07 46:08

Yeah, well, which is fine. It gives me a minute. No one's what's going on here.

SPEAKER_05 46:12

Fucking get stuck on Twitter.

SPEAKER_07 46:13

No, I go out and take a couple plus and take a piss and then let's go.

SPEAKER_08 46:18

Talk about the spirit world in his own brain.

unknown 46:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 46:23

Why are they fucking shooting us back? So I was watching Deadpool 2 and I've seen it. It was fucking. I like the third one better, the Wolverine one. And the first one and the third one better. That's what he's talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Because it starts off and he goes, let's go back and he's finding the right one.

SPEAKER_08 46:40

Yeah, the one. That's the third one. Yeah. No.

SPEAKER_07 46:44

Yeah, Deadpool 2.

SPEAKER_08 46:44

It was Dead Deadpool 2. Yeah, oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, Deadpool.

SPEAKER_07 46:48

Deadpool tree. Deadpool tree. Yeah. Tres. Turkey tree.

SPEAKER_08 46:52

Turkey tree. Say tres.

SPEAKER_07 46:53

Tres.

SPEAKER_05 46:54

You know why Mexicans don't cross the border.

SPEAKER_08 46:55

Dude, huh? Good job, dude. That just came out of that. You had it.

SPEAKER_05 46:58

But try to say it's a thing. Try to say it again. You know why Mexicans don't cross the border in threes? Because there's no trespassing.

SPEAKER_07 47:06

Oh, no trespassing. I know that. I know that too. It was good. It was a really good movie. And then all of a sudden, I'm really into this movie. And I'm sitting up when he's I'm laughing. I mean it was good. Fucking nonsense.

SPEAKER_05 47:20

I hate Ryan Reynolds, but he's funny. He's funny.

SPEAKER_07 47:22

Why do you hate Ryan Reynolds? He's a douche, but he's funny. I love how he's so interested in Reynolds. That's why I like you. Ryan Reynolds. But combo. He just comes up with nonsense that just makes me go, you know, like just bust out with something. My favorite is when he But then all of a sudden I'm really into this movie, dude. And when he's like, You've seen this before, right? I'm like, I thought I have, but I don't remember this part. And I realized, oh, I must have fallen asleep for a half hour. I'm like, all of a sudden, I'm like, okay, I remember this.

SPEAKER_05 48:02

But what a that's what a good movie.

SPEAKER_07 48:06

Great, great function. So good, man. So good. Guys, let's wrap this shit up. Uh anything good to say? Uh yeah. The weather's been great. Dude, weather's hey. Let's go out live to our weatherman. Abe. How's it going out there? We're live here in the studio. Well, it's been nothing but sunshine coming through.

SPEAKER_05 48:23

A little foggy couple of days we had there, but coming through with some great weather. Highs in the 70s, lows in the 40s.

SPEAKER_08 48:28

Ooh. It's gonna be a great. You know who's up next on the main stage? Who? Sunshine! Sunshine. We know who it is. It's Diamond! And then right behind her is Sunshine.

SPEAKER_07 48:40

And it's all we see is sunshine. Guys, uh, it's fun. Jeff, you good to say? Yep.

unknown 48:48

Can be game.

SPEAKER_07 48:49

Okay. Didn't know it. We have to wait for beautiful music. Caroline. Kate, you good? Let's go. You gonna name your kid uh Caroline?

SPEAKER_04 48:55

Next time don't be so funny. You already uh said Caroline.

SPEAKER_07 48:59

It was in the spring. Hey, I was thinking something at least with a song in it. And then the spring.

SPEAKER_04 49:04

I know, and then we went through all these songs with names.

SPEAKER_07 49:06

Yeah, I know. Well, I think it would be a great name, sweet Caroline. But hey, we are the humans race, but let me touch you real quick.

SPEAKER_08 49:14

And reaching out.

SPEAKER_07 49:19

Oh, if you can see this right now, we are doing it. We're the human race, man. Thanks for hanging out. We'll check you out next time.