S6 Ep.#21- Boyfriend Voice

The Crew Talks About Being Nice To Customers, Farting In Public, Women Farting, TV Shows, Social Media Algorithms, Remembering Phone Numbers, 80's Commercials, And Other Nonsense. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_08 0:27

I was gonna hit off the hearty R on the Oh motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 0:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 0:36

That's what I was going for.

SPEAKER_05 0:37

Welcome to the human trade show. It's Derek, Jeff, and Abe.

SPEAKER_08 0:40

Look who shut up. On the last episode. On the last episode, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 0:47

We gotcha. We gotcha.

SPEAKER_04 0:48

It's it's been uh one week since elected you.

SPEAKER_05 0:51

It's been a week. And we've been waiting for each other.

SPEAKER_04 0:53

It's been a week, yeah. For a whole week, dude. Whole week. Trying to show up. Well, it was 1530 when I got here. It's 1800 now.

SPEAKER_08 1:00

Yeah. Alright. But this is next week. This is the following week, bro. I don't want to bring up old shit. Yeah. It's the following week.

SPEAKER_05 1:06

But I just the next week. Yeah. It's the next episode. This isn't this isn't episode two of the same day. Yeah. What are you talking about? Welcome to the show. How you going? Good, dude. How are you? Good.

SPEAKER_04 1:17

He sounds out of breath like he ran here. First off, I was flying the hundred on highway 89. Nice. All right. I mean, allegedly. Allegedly. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Flying down the highway. Um, some ass over the landscaping fucking trailer with his leaves flying everywhere. You know, because those guys.

SPEAKER_05 1:36

You can throw out a shout out to their name.

SPEAKER_04 1:38

Yeah, shout-out fucking.

SPEAKER_08 1:39

No, he's he's he's saying it because he does it too. Oh, bro. I patched him. Hey, that's how you that's how you uh you you uh you don't pay so much at the weight dump. Yeah, you lose like a corner of it on the weight. No, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:52

My favorite was one time I went to pay at the weight station. The lady's like, you should stand back on the weight again. And I go, why? She goes, You're gonna pay less. I'm like, about that fat. She's like, Hey man. She's like, stand back on there.

SPEAKER_05 2:04

Get off. That's that fucking weight station is wild.

SPEAKER_04 2:08

Yeah, dude. Have you seen the new one?

SPEAKER_05 2:10

You go out here to the local one. No, no, I go to top. Yeah, if you go out here, fucking pain at your ass. Yeah. You go out there, you bring a whole trailer worth of shit.

SPEAKER_08 2:19

Seven bucks.

SPEAKER_05 2:21

Like, fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_08 2:21

Dude, are we shooting off a rocket to fucking the moon right now? We are. And you said wait station. Wait station. Not way station. Way station.

SPEAKER_04 2:33

Like, don't be away.

SPEAKER_05 2:34

Away.

SPEAKER_08 2:35

Yeah. Because they're gonna weigh you in. It's not oh yeah. By the way. But I just thought of like, why were why are we waiting? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 2:42

Wait, like your weight. Yeah, whatever. Is that the Hooters Calendar? Understand.

SPEAKER_04 2:47

Singapore.

SPEAKER_05 2:48

Yeah. Yeah, that's my new Hooter calendar.

SPEAKER_04 2:49

Hooters calendar? Oh, buddy.

SPEAKER_05 2:51

Well, Vinny's got his. It's still sitting on his fucking dresser.

SPEAKER_04 2:54

Is it all stuck together?

SPEAKER_05 2:56

I can't open it.

SPEAKER_07 2:58

I wanted to check out Miss December. Apparently not. It smelled like chlorine too for some reason.

SPEAKER_05 3:05

So I was I was listening to episodes today, and the one I'm putting out is you were missing for a while too.

SPEAKER_04 3:13

Yeah, buddy, I'm the worst.

SPEAKER_05 3:14

We talked about so we need another Abe update. What the fuck have you been up to? Did you do that? Oh my god, bro.

SPEAKER_04 3:22

What what what what can I I mean, work, dude? Work has been on.

SPEAKER_05 3:28

It's the same episode as last time.

SPEAKER_04 3:29

Same episode as last time. So I've been working on this project. Hey. How about that weather out there? They hate it.

SPEAKER_05 3:34

Just go out there fucking Abe out and chopper.

SPEAKER_04 3:37

Yeah. It's been 91 degrees, so of course everybody wanted outside stuff this last few weeks. So, you know, that's kind of kind of what the what the story's been.

SPEAKER_05 3:45

You know, usually I like to we get it. This is fucking what it is.

SPEAKER_04 3:50

Well, usually I'd like to hire extra painters, but you know, they cost quite a bit. Exact same episode as they want they want like you know 65 bucks an hour. I know that's to stand there speaking Spanish and curse out the owners, you know.

SPEAKER_05 4:04

I know Jeff just goes out there acting like he's a boss.

SPEAKER_04 4:06

Oh bro, it's it's the last job we did. Put it that way. Back when he was uh oh, I'm sipping.

SPEAKER_05 4:11

No sipping, I need I need a glass back.

SPEAKER_04 4:14

I'm sorry. So yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:17

Sipper is a shot glass.

SPEAKER_04 4:18

Last uh last uh uh job we did when I saw Jeff talking to the customer the way he was, I was like, oh, okay, he's down the cool with the customers.

SPEAKER_05 4:26

Uh well it's an art, dude. That's what I do, man. No, it's an art. It is. You can be professional and nice about things. And and people respect that, but you can have a little corporate Jeffness in him, which which he reads. He's not dumb. Right, right.

SPEAKER_04 4:46

No, his report with customers is.

SPEAKER_05 4:48

Yeah, he's not just throwing out the what the fuck do you want? Yeah, yeah, not doing that. He's very well people actually got a paint job today. And you know what? Being your style of goofy and little crass works. People feel comfortable with that. Yeah. Well, they if if and you're good at reading that shit. Yeah. Well, they're just always so nice.

SPEAKER_04 5:12

I miss though. People that don't cuss, people that don't cuss and people don't that don't have a vice like drinking or something, make me nervous. Well, no, someone who's chill, someone who can have a drink with you, someone who can who can shoot the shit with you to make me feel comfortable.

SPEAKER_05 5:25

Yes, but no, like we're in the customer business, me and Jeff.

SPEAKER_04 5:30

Yeah, slang and cool.

SPEAKER_05 5:32

And we're cool with people. I know you're the same way. I don't even have to ask. I know you're the same way, but as soon as they drop an F bomb or an S bomb, it's shit. You're like, yeah, fucking comedy, it's shit, man. I don't know what's going on with this website. Right. You know, right. But we're cool until you read someone. And but you, you just stay cool all the time.

SPEAKER_04 5:55

I usually am more, more just yeah, just I won't I even if they're dropping them up.

SPEAKER_05 6:00

And that's a not like sure. I'm not they're not gonna say, I don't know what the fuck happened to that. You're not just gonna be like, fucking hey, bro. Yeah. Let's go fuck some hoes. You know, you wouldn't just go crazy.

SPEAKER_08 6:13

But I don't say that either. Can we be like perfectly honest?

SPEAKER_05 6:17

No, that's what I'm saying. But once you realize once you realize someone is like that, you can be like, yeah, it I it's it's kind of all fucked up right now.

SPEAKER_08 6:26

You know, you can do that without I have I have I have an as an opinion of how Abe deals with his customers, and I could be totally wrong. But I call it the boyfriend voice.

SPEAKER_05 6:36

Oh, for sure.

SPEAKER_08 6:37

Totally.

SPEAKER_04 6:38

No, Jenny calls it my white customer service voice. Yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_08 6:41

It's the same voice, but it's like it gets a little bit more high-pitched. I'm like, hey, how are you?

SPEAKER_05 6:47

As a man that seems right, but sometimes you need to be a little loose to let those customers know. But okay, but don't yeah, I mean, like, don't go off.

SPEAKER_08 6:58

I will I will say this. Sometimes it's better just to be that guy all the time rather than to be like me, like, I fucking hate it, dude. I some some customers won't go with you because they can't get a read on you. However, if you're that way across the board all the time, then that's just how you are.

SPEAKER_04 7:15

Right. Right.

SPEAKER_08 7:16

So no, if you drop it every now and again and you come back, like, hey, how's it? Oh, when when they think they got you on something and you get the boyfriend voice, you're like, oh no, well, but I was gonna hate when people come.

SPEAKER_05 7:28

I I hire a lot of people, you know, for different things landscaping or fixing this or building my thing, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 7:36

Fixing your door that don't get fixed yet.

SPEAKER_05 7:38

I gotta hire you. I can fucking hire you because I thought we were gonna hang out, play games and stuff.

SPEAKER_08 7:44

Oh my god, I put pants on. Oh, we were gonna go. We'll get out of that.

SPEAKER_05 7:47

We'll give it a dead. But no.

SPEAKER_01 7:49

There's there's an underlying issue.

SPEAKER_05 7:51

No, but I get No, but when I t have someone come over and I'm fucking cool out here, just hanging, I'm not watching you, I'm just doing my thing. Have a smoke, fucking drink, whatever, and I'm like, yeah, I don't know if I could do this right correctly, and I'm like, fuck it, dude. Make it look good. And they still don't respond with oh, you're cool. And that whole what'd you call it? What kind of voice did you call that? Boyfriend, boyfriend voice. The whole boyfriend voice. I hate it, dude. I'm like, fucking be a human, dude. Like, I'm a human. I'm talking to you. I know damn well you say shit, and but yet they're they're professional.

SPEAKER_08 8:33

I I've dropped it, I've dropped the S bomb on certain people, and they're fucking like devout Mormons and shit, and they just don't. Shit is okay. I feel shit is okay.

SPEAKER_05 8:44

F is more too much. Whoa, whoa. My favorite was when you know when But when I'm like, hey, the last fucking cunt that came over, you know, then they're like, oh. Oh, the C bomb. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 8:54

I like how fuck's better than cunt. Oh no, no, it's not.

SPEAKER_05 8:57

Cunt is like no, it's not.

SPEAKER_08 8:59

Cunt is hugely wrong. That's what I said. Here. But if you say fuck, it's okay.

SPEAKER_04 9:04

But if you say cunt, my favorite was when Jeff wasn't the customer, but the service guy was here, and he was like, this guy in the back here, you know, fucking asshole. And I was like, geez, dude, he's not even this isn't even your house. You're being rude to the guy. But he turned around and he was like, Exactly.

SPEAKER_08 9:20

You know, dude, when you're in the when you're in the trades long enough, dude, like that guy knows that he knows that you're messing around. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:28

And also trades are different. Like, I did cabinets for fucking 12 years. So I you can read people and know, uh, no, this let's keep it cool.

SPEAKER_08 9:40

Here comes the fucking plumber. You know, what are you gonna do? Braze some shit together? Proud of you.

SPEAKER_05 9:46

That's what I always read people. I mean, that's the whole thing. And that's not just with any trade, that's with keep or any any customer service whatsoever. I'm out there at a baseball field going, that's fucking umpire, you know.

SPEAKER_04 9:58

And what about what about with like a boss or coworkers? Have you ever done like an office deal or like uh like not working with customers directly, but like in an office, and you guys you start the first few weeks, like you said, with boyfriend voice, like, hey, how's it going? Good morning, and then eventually you come in, you're like, what's up, fuck face?

SPEAKER_05 10:14

And you're like I don't um I don't go into boyfriend voice ever because that's just not me. Um Jeff definitely doesn't. Like he just comes straight up with the Oh dude, I've heard him talk to his painters, buddy.

SPEAKER_04 10:26

He's like, Hey, wait, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 10:31

Dude's like, hey man, I'm Swahili. What are you talking Spanish to me?

SPEAKER_08 10:34

We have a we have a we have a new boss.

SPEAKER_05 10:35

Uh uh Jeff's not like that. I'm cool. You know who's not? Is Max.

SPEAKER_08 10:45

Ah, he's a fucking nightmare.

SPEAKER_05 10:47

He's a F-bombing ropper, man. Like, I'm like, I don't we don't know these guys yet. Let's like be cool. He's like, oh, who's the fuck? Fuck. And I'm like, dude, like, whoa. Like, well, like let him get out of here and think we're all Mormon, as you say, and leave us alone. Right. Shut the fuck up, man. Right.

SPEAKER_04 11:10

You know, I'm just like, I don't won't sit there, yes, sir, or nothing, but well, a lot of things too, like I tell my guys, like, even at jobs where like the customers aren't there, I always tell them, like, watch your mouth, bro. Everybody's everybody's got cameras now and they're like in their house everywhere that you cannot Tyrone was the worst.

SPEAKER_08 11:28

So I I was thinking of him.

SPEAKER_05 11:31

Shout out Tyrone yesterday. Hey Tyrone!

SPEAKER_08 11:33

Uh so I would tell him flat out, like, because I would as I bid the house or or like when I was a after I closed my business down and I went to go work for another cup company, I took him with me. Yeah, I'm like, hey, camera, camera, camera, camera. I would tell him all the time. He'd be like, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. I'm like, bro, dude.

SPEAKER_05 11:54

So here's you telling him, hey, dude, we gotta be cool here, so shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_08 11:59

But he would be talking shit. I don't know why we're doing this stupid shit.

SPEAKER_05 12:02

And I'm like, hey, buddy, you see the fucking neck on that bitch? Yeah. Why are they out here talking to me? It's like Yeah, you can cuss a little, but don't start talking shit.

SPEAKER_08 12:12

I mean, everybody expects a fucking painter.

SPEAKER_05 12:14

Do you see her fucking foot, dude?

SPEAKER_08 12:16

Yeah. I can't believe we're doing this dumb bullshit again. Like, and I'm like, dude, like you ever seen the ring farts? The ring camera farts where somebody walks out and goes, I hope they don't, ah, goddamn it. Yeah, dude. Imagine, imagine those people watching their painters around the house for a week.

SPEAKER_05 12:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 12:38

Like, and just every day.

SPEAKER_05 12:40

Like this dude's just walking around fucking assholes, man.

SPEAKER_04 12:44

That's all too. He goes, Man, I just he's like, I just dropped a meanest bomb in that toilet. I hope they'll come home soon. Give them a upper decker. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:51

And that, you know, that's a that's a real subject. Like there's cameras everywhere.

SPEAKER_04 12:57

Everywhere, bro. You're I always tell my guys, you're being watched. You're being watched. And it's not watch what you say.

SPEAKER_05 13:04

Two witches. You go somewhere, I'm a I'm a huge farter in stores and stuff. If they would have to do it. My favorite thing to do. I tell Freya, and I'll look at her and she's like, I'll look around first, you know, like they're down at the end of the aisle. Shit my fucking pants, dude. And Vinny just laughs.

SPEAKER_08 13:30

And he's like, you see Karen over there staring at him.

SPEAKER_05 13:33

He looks like Mitch from uh fucking Days Infused. He's always dude. Always touch his nose. Like, Dad. I have no shame.

SPEAKER_04 13:44

You know, as far as that goes, but I like to fart in the aisle with Jen and then leave so that the person coming in thinks it's her. Oh dude. That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_08 13:52

And then you you catch eyes with her, like, or with the with the other customer, like, and she's not even paying attention.

SPEAKER_07 13:57

You're like, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 14:00

Waffed in your nose and pointing at Jen, and she's like looking at the ingredients.

SPEAKER_05 14:04

Yeah, yeah.

unknown 14:05

I think that bitch farted.

SPEAKER_05 14:09

I've done that to Wendy? Yeah. Babe. Come on. You know, and she's like, dude.

SPEAKER_08 14:18

Dude, last week we had those riders with us. Yeah. You know, at the steam plant. And I ripped one with Charles in there. I was like, sorry, dude. And we're sitting at one, sitting at one of our stops, and he's like, dude, we gotta get going. Two basically we had the windows down, but I was just getting the airflow.

SPEAKER_05 14:36

I love farting, dude.

SPEAKER_04 14:38

Like, dude, I was I was with Jen at a job and she was working in one section of the house and she called me, Hey, can you come look at this? So I came over there. I'm looking at my honor, rip ass. And she's like, Great, you're gonna just leave me here with it. And you couldn't have farted before you came over here to talk to me about this section of the job. I'm like, no, no. Sharing is carrying, babe. I'd love to be here with you.

SPEAKER_05 14:56

My problem with my farts lately is they're loud. And no smell. No smell. Uh I love a good smell.

SPEAKER_08 15:03

It's always it's always this one. Oh, those are the where you're like, and it's hot, and you're like, ooh. But the loud ones never stink. That ones are just like but they're fun. They're audible, and you get a good reaction out of them.

SPEAKER_05 15:16

I got this whole thing. I like I'll sit out back and have the door open. Fucking puffing on my stogie. You want to share with the house? And well, no. I I'm half out, you know, whatever. But I put my foot up on the stool. I got this whole fucking pirate stance, you know. Vinny just came home today and I just dropped one like it's hot, dude. It was all like it was a drop. You tell.

SPEAKER_04 15:42

It hurt your butt cheeks either.

SPEAKER_05 15:44

No, my back went out, you know, it was like a and Vinny goes, how do you even do those? I'm like, dude, practice. 50 years of practice. I was gonna say, I mean, I got get older, they'll start coming out that way. But I also have the pirate stance going, so I also You Captain Morgan did it? I I captained it up and just dropped it. And he's always Tim Tebow. The Tim Tebow. He loves it. It's so funny. And farts are funny. Yeah. Except chicks. Yeah, yeah. I'm just not into I don't think chick farts are funny. I do.

SPEAKER_08 16:23

I think it's hilarious. I think it's funny if it's. When I hear Naomi down the hallway, and I'm like, is that a fart?

SPEAKER_05 16:28

Yeah. No, like I'm married 31 years. When you don't fart, still 31 years. And I'm out here just dropping fucking bombs.

SPEAKER_08 16:41

She still won't fart? So she's just holding them in and suffering. Yeah, and I'm like, you just want your wife to suffer. No, I don't.

SPEAKER_05 16:50

I don't like it. I've never expressed it.

SPEAKER_08 16:54

Hey, it's just like she's never given she's never fucking in the in the sheets in the sure.

SPEAKER_05 16:58

I mean, come on. 31 years old. Stinker in there. I never smelled it, but I've heard them, and it's not big deal.

SPEAKER_04 17:08

You know, it's I would say that's how I know Jen's awake. In the mornings, like I'll be in the living room. Yeah, I'll be in the living room drinking my coffee, whatever in the morning.

SPEAKER_05 17:16

I think you're just silly. Fuck it. More comfortable. Wendy just doesn't.

SPEAKER_08 17:20

The morn the morning. She's the lady. The morning farts.

SPEAKER_04 17:23

She's the lead.

SPEAKER_08 17:24

The morning farts are the best farts because they're the loudest ones.

SPEAKER_04 17:27

No, no, that's that's how I know she's the wake. Because I'm telling you, I'll be in the other two. I'll be in the other room and I hear rrrr. And I'm like, okay, she's up.

SPEAKER_08 17:34

Yeah, she's just laying in bed ripping out.

SPEAKER_04 17:36

But but that's so you know she's not at a night full of building them up.

SPEAKER_05 17:40

That's the thing, it's like I'd never die full of fart.

SPEAKER_08 17:45

Like you don't wake up, you don't wake up in the morning and just fucking cut ass because me?

SPEAKER_05 17:49

Yeah, dude. I'll spread my ass cheeks, dude.

SPEAKER_08 17:51

Wait, Wendy doesn't let them out in the morning?

SPEAKER_05 17:53

No.

SPEAKER_08 17:54

I feel I feel like you're you're covering for Wendy's farts. And we're not covering for our lady's farts. No, she does not farts. You know what that is? That's a not honest relationship. On her part. I mean, everybody lies to their spouse. She just lies about this one thing.

SPEAKER_05 18:13

I would probably chuckle and give her some shit when he's a liar. You know, but I know through the day when I'm not here, she probably just lets them go, but she's on a zoom meeting.

SPEAKER_04 18:24

She doesn't do it.

SPEAKER_05 18:25

She doesn't do it around me. And I have no problem with her not doing it. Like, I don't really need there's there's a I would laugh.

SPEAKER_08 18:33

There's a good scene on in Scrubs. The f like the first seat because there's a new season out there. It's funny dude. New seasons.

SPEAKER_04 18:41

We're rewatching because of that. So I'm going through again before I start the new season. Do we need to rewatch? I just wanted to recap on the the premises because I know they're going to come back up again.

SPEAKER_08 18:52

I missed it all. You don't need to. I missed it. You can catch up. The backstory kind of comes to you-ish. I think it might be better. It'd be better to watch it. But there's remember Sunny Day, the little Indian chick.

SPEAKER_04 19:08

Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_08 19:10

So they made her go talk to a customer or a patient. I say customer because I'm fucking she's she just had surgery and she can't leave until she farts. Right. And she's like, I don't do that. I don't do that. So they made her stay in the with the with the patient until she farted. And then she finally farted, and they and then JD and Turko, what'd it smell like? And she goes, Sipper. She goes, she goes, 30 years of of holding and she's like, she runs out. So that's all I think of of Wendy is when she finally finally does let it go in front of you. You're gonna you're probably gonna your hair is gonna go full white and you're probably gonna die. Well now that's something we talked about.

SPEAKER_05 19:52

I'm I'm 51. I never had a colostomy, and she or uh colonoscopy.

SPEAKER_08 19:59

Colostomy is colonoscopy. Yeah, we never had that.

SPEAKER_05 20:03

And she, you know, 48 now, so we're like, well, let's fucking book it together.

SPEAKER_08 20:07

Are you gonna do a dual one where you guys look in each other's eyes and say hold heads?

SPEAKER_05 20:11

I don't know if we can do that. Like, I don't know if we can.

SPEAKER_08 20:20

Barely touching fingers.

SPEAKER_07 20:22

And you're you're barely gonna reach for her and she's gonna be like, hold my finger, man!

SPEAKER_05 20:26

I got a grape in my mouth. No, I don't know that we can do that, but we were we thought, we'll do this shit together and literally do this shit together and do joint colonoscopy.

SPEAKER_08 20:41

I know but they will do joint what's I can't remember where they blow out your colon where you're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_05 20:48

That's what we're getting at. So you can be in a recovery room together and you're not allowed to leave until you depart. And go go go on TikTok and watch those. They're fucking gnarly. Hilarious, dude. And hilarious. I would love it. I'm just but she's like, I can't sit there and just fucking go crazy.

SPEAKER_08 21:08

I've seen the ones where like they're just blowing ass the entire time. And the guy's just giggling. And then he starts giggling here. It's that fucking fat dude that's with the little mustache.

SPEAKER_05 21:18

And he starts laughing to hear me ass going, speaking of scrubs, scrubs.

SPEAKER_04 21:23

Remember the episode where the husband wouldn't talk dirty in front of the wife? He asked her to leave. Yeah, that's that's Derek and Wendy. Hold on to all the dirty talk. He's like, honey. He asked her to leave the rubber. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the that's the one.

SPEAKER_08 21:37

The new scrubs is is is it's good.

SPEAKER_04 21:41

Is it same prem like same style of because I like the Lawrence. Bill Lawrence does a ton of fun stuff.

SPEAKER_08 21:48

He did like Clippertown and all that shit. But yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:50

So it's already out.

SPEAKER_08 21:51

Yeah, it's on like it's so if you go to Hulu, you probably got five episodes you could watch.

SPEAKER_05 21:55

Oh, wow. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 21:57

It's good. Turk, Turk's still there. JD comes back. As the chief of medicine. Oh no shit. Yeah. Perry Perry's still in the chief. Cox is in the first episode, and he actually is the one that wants him to come back. Because he's actually a chief of medicine. He comes back as as Perry's position, I would say that. Doing doing rounds with everybody and all that.

SPEAKER_05 22:16

Do you know what year was the last episode of Scrap? How long has it been?

SPEAKER_04 22:21

2009?

SPEAKER_08 22:22

Yeah, damn.

SPEAKER_05 22:23

Oh wow. So that's a good run.

SPEAKER_08 22:25

Because they're all old now. Um go ahead. JD and and um what's her face are divorced. So you can make some kind of story to make sure.

SPEAKER_04 22:38

So yeah, first episode was 2001 and it was nine seasons. Which that ninth season? I never watched the whole school.

SPEAKER_08 22:45

There was a no, there was a writer's strike, so there's that. And then they had the Scrubs, the new class. Yeah. I still liked it. I thought it was funny.

SPEAKER_04 22:53

Yeah, but yeah, 2000. So 2008, 2009 is when it was wrapped up? I think it's 2010. 2001. Because of the writer's strike, too.

SPEAKER_05 23:01

What other shows take that long a break? Roseanne did, you know, and then they kicked her out. She came on TikTok yesterday. She got kicked out doing something. She got kicked off a Roseanne.

SPEAKER_04 23:16

Because she called the uh politician lady a gorilla and she was black. That's right. Yeah, but she was just trying to be insulting, not racist.

SPEAKER_05 23:23

I was fucking around on TikTok last night, and it's my channel. On the talk. You're on the talk. And she goes, I think there's gonna be a new Roseanne. And we'll see what happened. So she's hinting a new season and she's coming back.

SPEAKER_04 23:41

Well again, that show was.

SPEAKER_08 23:42

Yeah, but that was during the time where everybody cancelled everybody.

SPEAKER_04 23:45

But I thought the Roseanne ended up.

SPEAKER_05 23:47

I thought Roseanne ended where she said that Dan had died, and yet they Well, that was the original Roseanne, and it came back with Roseanne again. Like four years ago. Roseanne again.

SPEAKER_04 23:57

Yeah, Roseanne Danna, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:58

Rosanna, Dan and Dana. Yeah. And then she got booted off her own show, which is weird.

SPEAKER_08 24:04

No, the original Roseanne, Dan died. Yeah. Yeah, because she says Dan didn't.

SPEAKER_05 24:07

And then they won a lottery or some shit.

SPEAKER_08 24:09

Right. But then so then it was all it was like uh fabricated in her head. Yeah, it was all a dream.

SPEAKER_04 24:14

So it was like the end of fucking what was that medical show that uh a Saint Elsewhere or Saint Saint Elmo's Saints Saint something? Saying something, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 24:23

The end of the last episode, it was just in somebody's brain.

SPEAKER_04 24:26

An autistic kid's head.

SPEAKER_08 24:28

Because Dan wasn't in the new one.

SPEAKER_05 24:30

We started watching it.

SPEAKER_04 24:31

No, it was like No, the Connors, he's in it. It's called the Connors. They changed it after Roseanne to the Connors.

SPEAKER_08 24:36

Yeah, he is. No, he's not. What are you fucking talking about? He was actually in the new Roseanne.

SPEAKER_04 24:41

He's in the new Roseanne and then he's in the Connors.

SPEAKER_08 24:43

Like the the the yeah, it's him and him and Jackie are the ones holding the fucking whole whole fort down.

SPEAKER_05 24:48

Yeah. Maybe I only watched a couple episodes. He wasn't in the first two, so I don't know. But there's I didn't get into it because it was such a long break. That's what I was getting at. I didn't want to. If it I didn't want to if it goes too long, do you just say, eh, fuck it? I'd rather just leave it like if I remember.

SPEAKER_08 25:07

So Dan never died. Fucking what's her face? Was was uh the sister in Lesbo uh no Lesbox?

SPEAKER_00 25:18

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_08 25:19

Uh you had Darlene and what was the other sister? Jackie. Oh no, Becky. Becky.

SPEAKER_04 25:26

Which was played by the Scrub chick. That's what I'm talking about. Played by the Scrubs chick.

SPEAKER_08 25:30

But then during Roseanne, when when the original when the original um I just forgot her name again. Becky. Becky came back. Remember uh DJ was like You seem different. What the hell is going on? You seem different. You look different or something. Yeah. That kid played Little League in Cyprus where I where I played Little League. Oh, DJ? Yeah. Everybody followed him around. He sucked. Yeah, well, celebrity.

SPEAKER_04 25:53

That's what happens when you're a child actor, bro. You can't do sports.

SPEAKER_05 25:56

You know, time is. Now, honestly, you you really can't.

SPEAKER_04 26:02

I I wrestled.

SPEAKER_05 26:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:04

But it was just rolling around with guys, so that was that came naturally.

SPEAKER_05 26:07

Oh, I get such a deep admiration for guys who roll on the ground with other guys. Yeah, yeah. But you don't have time to do sports. No. When you're learning lines and you're auditioning 24-7.

SPEAKER_04 26:18

You gotta go right after school to go audition.

SPEAKER_05 26:20

What actors have ever been around? Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_08 26:23

Stop for a second. And your PE teacher is George Cleany. George Cleany. Yeah. How do you go? All right.

SPEAKER_04 26:28

So you're not going to learn sports ball from George Cleany. You're going to learn to be charming while have boyfriend voice for customer service. Right.

SPEAKER_08 26:36

And then while you turned you fucking gay. And you're No, he didn't. No, no, wait. And then your school nurse, because you're sick, you take a nap on some Hayek's lap. Yeah. So you know So you realize that this shit doesn't fucking exist in the real world. Yeah. Dr.

SPEAKER_05 26:49

Quinger fucking counts for the medicine woman.

SPEAKER_08 26:52

Bury your face in her bosom.

SPEAKER_05 26:54

But if you're an actor, you're not.

SPEAKER_08 26:56

How many actors got into sports?

SPEAKER_05 26:59

Well, sports people get into acting.

SPEAKER_08 27:01

Tom Selleck. What did he do? He fucked uh college dinger off a fucking probe fucking ball player and just kind of blinked.

SPEAKER_05 27:11

But I think he played uh he played college ball.

SPEAKER_08 27:15

Kevin Costner can ball.

SPEAKER_05 27:16

Well, yeah, cos I thought he played golf like in Tin Cup. But but he's a baseball player. This is what I was saying. He is a golfer too. But this is what I'm saying. There they were sports guys that turn not a lot of actors just yeah, I'm gonna go uh uh golf. A lot of sports people to acting.

SPEAKER_08 27:34

Shane Gillis was was uh played uh college ball for Notre Dame.

SPEAKER_05 27:38

Really?

SPEAKER_08 27:39

Yep. Did he actually I thought he was just a Notre Dame fan?

SPEAKER_05 27:41

Football?

SPEAKER_08 27:42

No, football. Yeah. Really? I think he was he was either tight end or offensive lineman. I can't remember. But uh he actually went to uh West Point.

SPEAKER_04 27:51

Who were actors at?

SPEAKER_08 27:52

And then quit after his first week.

SPEAKER_05 27:55

Well, dude, if you're funny and you got a gig going.

SPEAKER_08 27:58

Then he went to Notre Dame and actually played college ball.

SPEAKER_05 28:01

Really? I never knew that.

SPEAKER_08 28:02

Freshman year, I think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 28:04

I've been watching you know your algorithms of your fucking TikToks or your reels that you watch, whatever. It's all Latin girl fat asses.

SPEAKER_04 28:14

Terry Cruz. Terry Cruz. Well, actually, nobody, but he was football first. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_08 28:19

The rock played fucking uh wrestling. No, he was he was uh the you. University of Miami. He played behind Warren's.

SPEAKER_05 28:28

Well he was yeah, he was football, but then he became a wrestler.

SPEAKER_08 28:31

That was how he and then became but that's still fucking ball.

SPEAKER_05 28:35

But then he didn't go back to that's what I'm saying. Who starts his.

SPEAKER_07 28:38

You think Prince can't ball? Challenge him. Get your people up there.

SPEAKER_05 28:44

It's funny. It's funny you say that because.

SPEAKER_08 28:46

Okay, Prince, professional ping pong player.

SPEAKER_05 28:48

These goofy ass cars that I'm buying. I found this new guy. So I'm gonna pull this shit up, dude. This is fucking funny. This guy he's got me fine. So I I started going through his. He's like, I gotta go through my shop and look. Dude, like Jackie Moons and all this shit. He's got a fucking prints. And it looks like a basketball card. His team is the blouses. Dude, I I'm buying it. So I'm looking, I'm talking to Max today, and I'm like, hey, check all the fucking awesome. All his casino and shit game. Houses game. I got I got happy Gilmore with his afro when he played. Dude, I I I gotta show you this shit. You'll probably get on it and be like, I'll buy a few of those because they're fun. No, I I won't.

SPEAKER_08 29:44

I wouldn't why okay. You don't like that? I appreciate this. What am I gonna do with this? I'm gonna hang it up. Yeah. But that's it. Hang it up.

SPEAKER_04 29:53

I I don't I just I don't have the urge that you go to go to East LA. They were doing blood in, blood out um signings and stuff. Take it there and just have everybody sign it. Damien the back.

SPEAKER_08 30:03

Damian Chapa, I think that's all he does now is that he just fucking goes around the barrios and fucking LA, yeah, you know. Shoot the shit with people.

SPEAKER_04 30:12

Yeah, yeah. And that's all he does to make money. Well he was in Street Fighter 2, wasn't he? Yeah, he was Guile. You no, he was uh uh Ken.

SPEAKER_08 30:19

Ken. He was Ken. Street Fighter Guile. Guile is Street Fighter, he was Ken.

SPEAKER_05 30:23

So this these are through this guy's show, these are different cards that looking at we just went through that. Hucklebear. Hucklebear.

SPEAKER_04 30:33

Hucklebear, Uncle Bear. I'll be your uh I'm your Huckleberry.

SPEAKER_05 30:37

But he's got such goofy shit, and I'm like, I gotta pick up some.

SPEAKER_04 30:41

Is that the natural right there?

SPEAKER_05 30:42

Yeah, Roy Hobbs. You start looking through him, you're like, oh man, oh, I need a forest gump.

SPEAKER_08 30:48

No, you don't. Nobody Okay.

SPEAKER_05 30:52

That one. Chip Douglas. Dude, come on.

SPEAKER_08 30:56

I'm on Stevensteen.

SPEAKER_05 30:57

Dude, that's fucking awesome, man.

SPEAKER_08 30:58

I agree. It's cool art. And it's cool. Okay, I don't want to buy it.

SPEAKER_05 31:04

Chubbs.

SPEAKER_08 31:06

Chubbs. It's all in the hips.

SPEAKER_05 31:09

I got a bunch bookmarked, and like I need that card. There's some I do just need.

SPEAKER_08 31:14

We were all right. Last episode, you weren't here. We were talking about how Derek comes at me with just like, dude, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this. And I'm trying to do other shit. I'm like, yeah, yeah, cool, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool. And then I was like, bro, I get that you're super stoked about it. Can I just finish this thing real quick? And I'll be and I'll you'll get my photos. Yeah. But he's just like, no, no, but check out this, check out that.

SPEAKER_05 31:40

It wasn't all like that either, dude. And it's fun for the but that's not how it was. I like how expensive. I said one fucking thing, and then he's like, hey man, I got no, it's not, but it's and he goes, Hey, no, I gotta finish this, and I fucking left it alone. It's not like I sit there and go, what else should I show you? Bro, I I have my Derek that's an absolute lie because I don't even want to talk to you barely. And then I try to fucking get excited and show him something. He goes, I got no problem. I fucking leave him alone. I didn't sit there and go boom, boom, boom, boom.

SPEAKER_04 32:08

Just so you know, I have my Derek Shrine at home. It's it's no, I kid you not. It's my guitar amp that I practice on, it's my little practice amp. And it's got my painting, it's got my Miguel Myers card, it's got my Dodgers pin. Dude, I kid you not, it's my little appreciate.

SPEAKER_05 32:25

I dude, I fucking just see things and I think it's funny. I get excited with you with you, bro. I get excited with you. I'm excited. I'm not being a bitch at all about it, but I'm being excited, dude. Like, I won't fucking leave you alone. Like, honestly. I don't think I did that. I know we were going for the shtick part, but I didn't sit there and badger you about it. I left you alone, dude. I did. I did it. Are you are you getting mad? But no, are you mad? I'm not mad. I'm just saying I didn't sit there and go, oh, look at this, look at this. I'm gonna do that now. That's another uh now you ain't got no fucking work going on. Suck it, that's another day's confused moment. I'm not gonna bug on you. I'm not saying you bug on me, but you you're like it like I'm gonna pain in the ass. Look at all these. I'm like, fuck you. I'm trying to buy you free shit. Fucking say thanks. Which I I did. I said it's fucking awesome. Maybe buy me something.

SPEAKER_08 33:18

Okay. But I'm not gonna go looking at the cards for you.

SPEAKER_05 33:22

No.

SPEAKER_08 33:22

Hey, I got you got you limited edition uh Steve Wynwood.

SPEAKER_05 33:27

Oh, that'd be fucking awesome, dude. Look, right here, dude. I just picked this one up. Oh my god. Fucking Tom Petty.

SPEAKER_04 33:34

Does Prescott do a does Prescott do a card convention?

SPEAKER_05 33:39

Sometimes Livy.

SPEAKER_08 33:40

Or Phoenix or there's a there is a card.

SPEAKER_05 33:43

I got two Livy Dunn's. Those are sweet.

SPEAKER_08 33:46

What's a Livy Dunn? And it's they say kaboom. Yeah. Oh, she's hot. Yeah, that's a card.

SPEAKER_05 33:52

He's a pitcher for the Pirates. Best pitcher rookie of the city.

SPEAKER_08 33:56

Yeah, that's a cartoon drawing on her. She's still hot.

SPEAKER_05 33:59

Yeah, I know. Okay. Are they sisters? I just buy weird shit.

SPEAKER_08 34:04

Can you get them to do weird shit to each other?

SPEAKER_05 34:08

I've heard weird shit. I'm like weird shit, man. And I'd like to share my weird shit with you guys. Well, I appreciate your weird shit. Okay, I remember.

SPEAKER_08 34:15

I are I automatically hate their parents. For having hot children? No, they have hot children, but they f their fucking names. Livy Dunn, L-I-V-V, Y. Dunn.

SPEAKER_05 34:28

Yeah, I've never heard the name.

SPEAKER_08 34:30

And then Jules. J-U-L-Z. Oh, added.

SPEAKER_04 34:35

How does your daughter spell her name? Farah? Fera?

SPEAKER_08 34:38

Freya. Freya? Freya. F-R-E-Y-A.

SPEAKER_04 34:42

Okay, well.

SPEAKER_08 34:42

It was initially with a J. That's pretty white, but you know. It's not white. That's not that's that's made up white. That's fucking Jonathan. What does Freya mean? It's the goddess of love and war. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 34:54

Freya's an old school name.

SPEAKER_08 34:56

It's F-R-E-Y-J-A, but the J in fucking Scandinavian is.

SPEAKER_05 35:04

Oh, is that what it is?

SPEAKER_08 35:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:05

Is that why?

SPEAKER_08 35:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:06

So you you were old school, you did it first?

SPEAKER_08 35:08

Yeah. I didn't even watch Vikings. I haven't either, but you know. I should have you know what I should have named her? Mariposa.

SPEAKER_04 35:16

That would have been cool.

SPEAKER_08 35:18

Butterfly. Call her Mari. Mari. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:20

And that's the thing. When you think of names, what's the nickname? What do you call Derek? Derek. Dirt. Where did Vincent come from? I mean, Jeff, you got Jay. Hey, I'm not sure. Where did Vincent come from?

SPEAKER_08 35:32

We call you D-Train. Why Vincent?

SPEAKER_05 35:35

Honestly, because I'm a huge Dodger fan and I wanted Vince Gully. So I wanted Vin. So you and Vince Gully. But then I came up with this whole scheme of like, oh dude, Vince Vaughn, he's fucking rad. Vince Neal. We love Vince Neal from Holly Crew.

SPEAKER_04 35:54

What's his middle name?

SPEAKER_05 35:55

Benjamin.

SPEAKER_04 35:56

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_08 35:57

That was gonna be his original first name.

SPEAKER_05 35:59

Which is gonna be Ben. My grandpa, Wendy's grandpa, um Wendy's dad. It's Ben. Okay. So Benjamin Fit Cool and VBT. Vincent Benjamin Torina. I set you up, dude, like from a baby. Vinny, if you're listening, I set you up with a badass name.

SPEAKER_08 36:20

And then we came up with a cool fucking slogan. You down with VBT?

SPEAKER_05 36:23

Yeah, you know me. Yeah, but he goes, Yeah, you know me.

SPEAKER_08 36:29

But it's it's taken how many years?

SPEAKER_05 36:30

Well, because I got on his case one night and I'm like, dude, you better fucking pump it out.

SPEAKER_08 36:35

I want him to go, yeah, you know me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 36:37

And I'd be like, fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_08 36:38

I can't get the guy to I walk in. I'd walk in when he's like six, you down with VBT? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 36:44

Dude, he just got this mundane fucking personality that I can't even wrap my head around. And I talk to him all the time. It's true that he's hanging too. They're all fucking cool and laid back.

SPEAKER_04 37:00

Because I gotta curl my hair. Go hang out.

SPEAKER_05 37:03

No, he hangs out with all Mexicans. He's oh really? All his friends are Mexicans.

SPEAKER_04 37:07

I go teach him some Spanish or some peachy.

SPEAKER_08 37:13

Little pochos. The wet chickens. The wet seconds the ponchos.

SPEAKER_05 37:17

But that's what he gravitates towards and he likes, and that's his buddies. But all the same like called no sabos.

SPEAKER_04 37:25

All his no sabo friends.

SPEAKER_05 37:29

They're just like all laid back and it's making him all you know you know Speedy Gonzales?

SPEAKER_08 37:35

It's his cousin. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 37:36

Slopop Rodriguez. Slopok Lopez. No, Slopak Rodriguez. I thought it was Lopez, no. No, Rodriguez.

SPEAKER_03 37:42

You're killing me. It's my cousin. Speedy. Speedy Gonzalez.

SPEAKER_05 37:48

Fucking Slowpoke Rodriguez.

SPEAKER_08 37:50

I like how like how the one was all fast, and then the rest of them were fucking lazy Mexicans. Do you think there's any racism in the cartoons back then?

SPEAKER_04 37:58

Oh dude. That's why that's why South Park, my favorite is when they go to the Museum of Tolerance in South Park and they're going through all the stereotypes, all the statues, and everything. And then Randy goes, Oh, look at here's the lazy Mexican, and it's an actual janitor. And he goes, Oh, what happened? I was just taking a nap. I'm just leaving.

SPEAKER_05 38:15

That's a fucking great point, bringing up the racism in old cartoons. Oh, my favorite. 100%.

SPEAKER_08 38:22

Like every fucking cartoon. That's my favorite. Dude, Tom and Jerry. But it's funny. Every time Mammy would swat at Tom with the fucking broom, you only saw her from the fucking legs down. Yeah, yeah. It was always a black lady with her stockings rolled down to her ankle and wearing wearing slippers. Wearing slippers.

SPEAKER_05 38:39

Long dress with the stockings.

SPEAKER_03 38:40

Get out of here now, Thomas.

SPEAKER_07 38:42

Sounded like a fucking old black lady, dude. Mammy. It was mammy as fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_05 38:47

Oh, and and Disney. I mean, we could do a whole episode on Fantasia. I saw that as a movie.

SPEAKER_04 38:55

The little Centaur Centaur?

SPEAKER_05 38:57

No, the little That was a huge one. It's banned. You can't even find it anymore.

SPEAKER_08 39:03

Or uh the Bugs Bunny when he was a Nazi. Oh yeah. Donald Duck.

SPEAKER_05 39:08

Dude. It's outrageous. And you can go into all the way up to now movies with Disney.

SPEAKER_08 39:15

I don't care. I think it's fucking great. It's should be. Should have happened. We had a great child in this. We did.

SPEAKER_07 39:22

We had a great child in the new night.

SPEAKER_05 39:27

We had a great run. We're going to take five. We'll be right back. Humans ratio.

SPEAKER_01 40:00

Juicy fruit. Taste it, taste it, taste it's gonna be a fruit. Juicy fruit.

SPEAKER_05 40:09

Welcome back to the show. Dude, those nostalgic bullshits. So I see 'em on TikTok or whatever, and I'll fuck, dude, that's fucking awesome. I like that. Dude, like you go through the next ones, whatever, and then all of a sudden you got it's okay, it's a little longer. The algorithms of these things are so fast now. Yeah, if you notice, like in the last few months, it used to be like, oh, I mentioned this, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 40:35

Instantly, you miss.

SPEAKER_05 40:36

Fucking instant now, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Instantly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so you gotta be careful what you're talking. Now it talking to your phone is almost like talking to your child or something. You know, you gotta spell it out.

SPEAKER_08 40:48

We need to get a new party or your dog. S N A C K. And you know what? Sanson learn S N A C K. Dude, dogs are smart. They learn they gotta I just want to go back to the juicy fruit.

SPEAKER_05 41:01

Oh, Loki boys are intelligent as shit. They learn like you can say, do you want to? And that's all you gotta say, and they're just like fucking W-A-L-K. Yeah, you're like they're like toddlers. They learn, but what about juicy fruit, bro?

SPEAKER_08 41:21

You pull it out, the taste of juicy fruit is gonna pop when you pop it in your mouth. Can we can we go to the fact that that's a dude getting a blowy? Nobody heard that? Hello?

SPEAKER_05 41:34

Sing it again, sing it. Juicy fruit is gonna move you. It's gonna taste the moves right through. Yeah, yeah, but but it's it's pull it out.

SPEAKER_08 41:45

Something take a sniff. Pull it out. The taste of juicy fruit is gonna pop when you put it in your mouth or something to that effect. That's a dude getting a blowy. That was on fucking the blow part.

SPEAKER_05 41:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 41:59

Yeah, it's it's your speed shine up. Grab a stick of juicy fruit. The taste is gonna move. Take a snip. The taste is gonna move your bingo.

SPEAKER_08 42:14

It's a fucking piece of gum, bro. Blasting off in her mouth. Okay. That's exactly what that's on the slopes. Okay. Yeah, for some reason she's a snowbuddy. Now that is 100%. He was he was one of those uh the the ski guides, you know. He came and rescued her. Look at the smile on the guy. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 42:31

And she needed the gum for afterwards. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 42:35

Yeah, here, babe. Get that get that bad taste. Get that taste out of your mouth.

SPEAKER_05 42:38

That's why it's gonna move her. It totally makes sense because it's gum. You pop it in your mouth, but a hundred percent. Jeff's right, dude. I mean, that's all they did. Yeah. Now, and one big thing that you hate now is like you won't watch fucking tubi or fucking even priming or whatever. Because did you say priming? Prime or anything is what I'm I thought you were going like Primey, Primey.

SPEAKER_07 43:04

Prime. That's great. They should do that.

SPEAKER_05 43:08

Dude, would that be copyrighted? Like probably probably how about if you do it backwards, like how about if you do it backwards, like Primey.

SPEAKER_00 43:21

Hulu improved when you do the backwards.

SPEAKER_05 43:26

Yeah, we're doing it again next week. I don't want to. Anyway, but you used to fuck. Yeah, you're doing it. You loved it. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_08 43:33

What I remember about those is like, dude, that was totally it. And then we listened back to it on the episode. It's like, that didn't sound anything remotely close to it. We used to think that we had it.

SPEAKER_04 43:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 43:43

No.

SPEAKER_05 43:44

You thought you were on point. They were good.

SPEAKER_08 43:46

Yeah, but then you go back and listen to it.

SPEAKER_04 43:48

We're like, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 43:50

That wasn't any that wasn't close. I'm getting before you get me off track. No commercials. No, you fucking won't watch that shit because oh, I don't want no commercial. Commercials and stuff. But back then we didn't really want commercials either.

SPEAKER_04 44:05

It's like the Quiznos commercial.

SPEAKER_05 44:09

That one.

SPEAKER_08 44:13

The look on your face was better than anything you just did right there. But you'll get a little bit more.

SPEAKER_05 44:22

They're fun now watching these old commercials. You know, like wow, so nostalgic. I remember recall. Okay, I got a commercial that's been in my head for three months now. And I I said it to Wendy and she Hey Mikey, he likes it? No, no, no. Come on.

SPEAKER_06 44:46

Don't like this.

SPEAKER_05 44:48

It is a like a law firm or something. Or a maybe. No, no, not me. I I'm thinking it's a furniture. You know the story? Right? But here's how the commercial sounds in my head. It's not that long ago either. Tell me if you can help me with this one, right?

SPEAKER_00 45:08

London Broil. Yeah, the best.

SPEAKER_05 45:12

London broil? It was like London Broil or London Broil.

SPEAKER_00 45:17

London Broil. Yeah, the best.

SPEAKER_05 45:19

Nothing? No back. Wendy goes, oh, I remember that. It was like a some kind of furniture store or something. So I started looking up London Broil. Dude, I got some killer fucking recipes though. Man, we're gonna do it at London Broil. I mean, obviously it's not London Broil, but it is Gosi Cow, Gosi Cow, go cow. Pussy County, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 45:43

Yeah, yeah. He knows that because he's from Southern California.

SPEAKER_04 45:47

And his dog's spot. Or or or uh uh Doritos Auto Square, Saa Street, Sah Street.

SPEAKER_05 45:54

And how many phone numbers? Sorritos auto square street, Sa Street. How many phone numbers do you really know? All the numbers I know are for fucking commercials.

SPEAKER_08 46:06

I'm gonna get I'm gonna get one in your brain right now. One, eight, seven, seven cars for kids. Oh yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 46:14

I got one you might know is dos vinti, dos vinte, dos vinti dos.

SPEAKER_08 46:20

Sunday, sundae, sunday. Sabado, sabado, sabido. Introduciendo un grave. Introduciendo un gravedigger.

SPEAKER_05 46:29

Yeah, yeah. I remember that bit. What? Five two three hundred. Empire. Okay, we all know. So what the fuck? Who are you gonna call if you're in a pinch, man? Like, I know Empire's number. You're in jail.

SPEAKER_04 46:44

You're in jail. They're like, who you gonna call? I'm like, well shit, maybe Empire they'll come give me a.

SPEAKER_05 46:47

It's the only number I know because I don't know anybody's numbers anymore.

SPEAKER_08 46:50

I just remember the end of the fucking got me. Two five more million. All that dude is fuck up, dude.

SPEAKER_04 46:57

Okay, what about what about is 1-800 collect still a thing? 1-800 collect. Can you still use that? Is that try it? Call it.

SPEAKER_05 47:08

Call it live.

SPEAKER_08 47:08

Instead of calling collecting what's called 1-800 collect and then you call the operator and ask what time it is.

SPEAKER_05 47:15

Remember that? 411.

SPEAKER_08 47:17

No, you used to call the operator. Hey man. And they'd tell you the time.

SPEAKER_04 47:23

Yeah, what is that phone number?

SPEAKER_08 47:25

It's just zero.

SPEAKER_05 47:26

No, it's just it's kinda it looks like an O.

SPEAKER_08 47:29

Why you gotta call everybody by five bums, huh? Dude, you're retarded right now. Just dial zero. And see if it can go.

SPEAKER_05 47:38

What other commercial numbers you remembered? Like there's so many, and now I'm fucking blanking here. It says 5551212. But the commercials now. Well, you going back We were talking about the commercials.

SPEAKER_08 47:51

So you say I don't want to watch Comedy Fun.

SPEAKER_05 47:53

Because I understand they don't do the fun commercials like they did in the 80s.

SPEAKER_08 47:58

Well, is if you if you so if you watch the new Scrubs, I don't have Hulu Plus anymore. I have Hulu. So I have to watch it the day after. So I watch Scrubs and they have commercials.

SPEAKER_05 48:10

So you're watching Sargento Cheese commercial.

SPEAKER_08 48:13

The best part about watching Hulu now is when they go to a commercial, I can take a whiz, like you were saying. Listen. Listen, listen. But also it gives you a fucking timer. Yeah. I still hate it. It drives me fucking bad for you. No, I hate it. Okay. I'm just saying it's time for a whiz. I got it. But also it's like, oh, this one's a minute and 30. That is. So so going back to the original commercials, you didn't know how long the fucking commercial was going to be. So they were all 30 seconds. No, they weren't. No, they weren't.

SPEAKER_05 48:44

Well, the average commercial is 30, unless you did talk, I've fallen and can't get up. Those were like a minute and a half.

SPEAKER_08 48:49

Do I got time to go fucking zap a hot pocket right now? And you're all like brrrrr, like wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_05 48:56

But all the shit that we've been telling you with Tubi and shit, their commercials always have a timer too. That's what I'm saying. Like fucking So you're getting better. No. You're not accepting it yet. Commercial. See. And now I go like watch the pottery.

SPEAKER_08 49:12

That gross.

SPEAKER_05 49:13

We just couldn't wait to get TiVo came out. We couldn't wait. Oh, dude, I could fucking 30 seconds, I'm skipping commercials, boom. Right. And pausing it. And now I'm going on YouTube.

SPEAKER_08 49:25

I would pause it at the beginning and wait like five minutes. And then I'd press play. So you're and then you're always behind forward.

SPEAKER_04 49:37

We would uh record the Simpsons and then that way we could go back and forward. We had like 3 VH uh tapes of just all Simpsons and we would just forward because we didn't know what to watch.

SPEAKER_08 49:46

Do you remember the swap, the swap, the channel swap button on your remote? Yeah, we still have so so if you went from this channel to this channel, when it went on commercial, you could just swap to the other channel. I still do. I would always have a movie on. I don't have direct TV anymore. I'm fucking in a couple years. I'm in the new world, man.

SPEAKER_05 50:03

Yeah, we're close. Fire stick. Close, but or Roku.

SPEAKER_04 50:07

I was gonna say, how old are you, bro? Fire stickers is shit. Are you jailbroke it or something with Netflix?

SPEAKER_05 50:11

Dude, my Commodore 64.

SPEAKER_04 50:13

I just old docs. I pulled out laser discs the other day. Why do you have Roku? Because that's the coolest shit. No, bro. I have a TV with Netflix and Paramount and Peacock.

SPEAKER_08 50:23

All my TVs are perfect. I don't need that. They're not smart TVs. All mine are smart TVs. Okay, well then guess what? When your smart TV breaks, guess what? You gotta buy a new when my fire when my fire stick shits a bed. Guess what? I pull out a fire stick, put it in a new one. 30 bucks.

SPEAKER_05 50:36

Ooh, nope. Fucking new TV now costs like$300. The other day they're crap. The other day. And then you buy a new one for a couple hundred bucks. Fuck it, dude.

SPEAKER_04 50:45

Like the other day we went over to watch Tommy Boy. Went through all the channels. Oh dude, no. Nobody had it. Then I finally find my DVD of it. I was like, cool, I have it. Fucking DVD wasn't set up. I had to fuck with all the HDMI courses. I know. It took me two hours before I finally sat down and started watching Tommy Boy, and halfway through it, I was on my phone.

SPEAKER_08 51:03

So I have I have all the scrubs on DVD. Yeah, so Blu-ray. Yeah, yeah. And I'll still I'll still suffer through the Hulu. Just to watch because it makes you watch commercials.

SPEAKER_05 51:14

And I'm just like, I can just put the DVD. Okay, so avoid it all. A couple things. Going back to commercial, you're getting more used to it. Now go check out Tubi again because you're gonna trip out on all the I've already watched T uh watched. I know at the hotel that one time, and you're like, oh I liked it then, but I've done it enough. Okay, so it's shit that's not available. You can watch it. It's fun, it's fun. It sucks. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 51:35

You have to watch commercials in a movie. But it tells you. But right when the dude's like, don't go, even Prime does that. But then Prime does it. Prime's pissing me off too, unless you have Prime Plus.

SPEAKER_05 51:45

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 51:45

But I had Prime when it was Prime and you just watch shit. Now, if you don't pay for the extra fucking eight dollars or whatever the fuck a moment. Not to mention fucking annoying.

SPEAKER_05 51:54

All the movies they put out, it's all through Prime. You think you can get is like purchase? I'm like, why do you even put it up there?

SPEAKER_08 52:01

Just if you like but also if you click on a movie, it takes you to Tubi, it takes you to HBO Max or Paramount. Yeah. Anything Paramount. Anything that's connected with because they're all owned by the same people. So if you go to Prime and you're like, oh, I want to watch this movie, it goes you can watch this on Skeletor Max or whatever the fuck it is.

SPEAKER_05 52:20

Yeah, but then they got a lot of weird ones. Like, I don't have a screw for a subscription for that shit, dude. Like who's got fucking we're gonna have to pop smoke on this? I have not them all, bro. I got them all. So the commercials you're getting more used to, that's good. It bothers me because they have to stand up and watch it. Well, fuck it. It gives me time to piss and it does.

SPEAKER_08 52:44

Forced piss as opposed to pushing pots.

SPEAKER_05 52:47

Now I just want to go back to this part is we fucking hate commercials. I couldn't wait for Tiva to come out so I could just go pop right now. And you're going back to commercials and watching fucking commercials from the 80s. Oh, you know, like that's what you're getting around to, I understand. That was where we were gonna be jingly. But think of that. Now I'm like, oh dude, I oh, remember this one? Fucking EL fudge commercials and bullshit, dude. I get in this rabbit hole of I just remember the chickens. My buddies, yeah, like kids.

SPEAKER_08 53:28

Remember they had they had the chick one?

SPEAKER_05 53:30

Now this is a discontinued snack, which would be a great subject too, but we're not getting into it now. The song. But now they're sancheros. Sancheros nice and crispy because they're made by the Kebler Keebleros. Nope. Dude, they were fucking great snacks. You fucking Mexicans don't know this shit.

SPEAKER_04 53:51

No, bro. We had fucking Sancheros. We had De La Rosa uh fucking Marcy Pan. It'd be yeah, Marcy. Oh.

SPEAKER_05 53:58

If I don't know where they are, you don't know the fucking one to talk about.

SPEAKER_08 54:02

If you got it apart in one in one piece, it would be like, oh shit. It's like a CNN. I saw things.

SPEAKER_05 54:08

They showed a way that you're supposed to open them. The Marcy pen? Yeah, and they're like, you guys are opening them wrong. They got this pool tab. I'd look I'd buy some. And they would be on there. Like, there's no fucking.

SPEAKER_08 54:20

They had a thing about those that was on squid it was Mexican squid games. You have to get one of these out without breaking it. Without breaking it.

SPEAKER_04 54:27

It's been a look.

SPEAKER_07 54:28

Everybody knows the candy.

SPEAKER_08 54:38

It's called Cincharros, if it was fucking real Mexican. No.

SPEAKER_07 54:43

I love tortilla chips, but they can be a little chilly.

SPEAKER_06 54:48

But now there's new Centaros.

SPEAKER_07 54:58

Remember the shit? Not only is that dude not Mexican, he's Indian.

SPEAKER_05 55:04

I know. I think he's Italian.

unknown 55:07

Sancheros light and crispy cutter.

SPEAKER_05 55:09

Maybe by the Kepler Kepleros.

SPEAKER_07 55:12

Bro.

SPEAKER_05 55:13

Dude, I don't make the shit up. Alright?

SPEAKER_07 55:15

That's fucking that's much on Rassifugging. Making fun of me and right now.

SPEAKER_05 55:23

And that's just the bullshit that I get locked into and whatever. We need to get the fuck out of here. Jeff, I know you hate this shit. But you know what?

SPEAKER_02 55:31

That's the best career. You're gonna fucking love it. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_05 55:34

That's great.

SPEAKER_04 55:35

But now there's a terrible Vinny's walkout song next time.

SPEAKER_05 55:40

I wanted to do the whole thing with all commercials. Make their walkout songs, dude. I I I swear, I put it all together.

SPEAKER_08 55:49

The shortest kid on the team, you have to go, my buddy, my buddy, my buddy, and me.

SPEAKER_05 55:55

Dude, he looks like a my buddy too. I'm not gonna say no names, but yeah. That'd be great. But I had one for Vinny.

SPEAKER_04 56:01

It was uh Oh my god. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_07 56:08

The Keebleros. Oh nice little racist, but it's a little It was so good. And that too, but this is gonna be Vinny's.

SPEAKER_02 56:18

Oh yeah.

unknown 56:20

I know this one.

SPEAKER_02 56:26

In a restaurant. It's all because some hacker stole my identity.

SPEAKER_05 56:31

There's a conserving chowder and nice tea.com. I can't see it's coming at it.

SPEAKER_02 56:41

They monitor your credit and give you female alert. This is what I married my dream girl. I married my dream girl. And there's a shit tell me her credit was bad. So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb, we're living in the basement out of dad. We can't get alone for a respectable home. Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card. If we'd gone to freecreditreport.com, I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

SPEAKER_08 57:11

No, he'd be happy without her. See?

SPEAKER_07 57:15

That's a bad story. Don't get married. Don't get married. Fucking dummy. That's what I heard out of that whole fucking thing.

SPEAKER_08 57:22

That's what I heard. I'd be a happy bachelor.

SPEAKER_07 57:25

She lied to me and she's just cake and I should have married. She stuck my boy my buddy's dick. She served me key barrows, and now I'm up to chincheros.

SPEAKER_05 57:46

So our goal is to find all these fucking commercials, bro. Old commercials. Everybody bringers to have some fun. Everyone bring their top five.

SPEAKER_04 57:56

What was that for, though? It was the lawyer. It was the Spanish Larry H Parker. Oh, yeah. Those vinted, those vintage, those vintage. And then three, two, two.

SPEAKER_05 58:04

I find we're should like remember bonkers? Candy? Or title? It was title weight. Tidal Wait. I remember that. The whatchamacallit commercials. Whatchamacallits. But they have this like sitting there and goes.

SPEAKER_04 58:16

No, the chewing. You remember that?

SPEAKER_05 58:21

No. Yeah. See? Whatchamacallit, bro. And then we'll play. Whatchamacallit. Whatcha?

unknown 58:25

Whatcha?

SPEAKER_05 58:26

What's your call? We're gonna do a yes. That was the same commercial. Okay. That was the same commercial. We're gonna do same commercial.

SPEAKER_08 58:31

Jingles. I don't remember that part, but I remember what you're doing. Next episode, bring your jingles. Jingle. I'll bring my jungles. Jingles.

SPEAKER_05 58:38

I can't spur. What is that? Jingle jingle. Jingle jingle. New York City! Get a rope. Pace Picante. I watch your pace pacante. That's another one, dude. Like I'm not.

SPEAKER_08 58:52

I lived in New York. I'm not either. But a white dude. It was a white dude. Get a rope.

SPEAKER_04 58:59

Get a rope.

SPEAKER_08 58:59

Yeah. Dude. Yeah, even though those dudes are wider than the city stickers. But that's all man. I tell you what. Good homework.

SPEAKER_05 59:08

Good homework assignment. I want that. Okay. The show is evolved. I'm gonna make a playlist. Homework. Bring your best five jingles. Jingles from TV. Commercials. Commercials. We already blew through like a few of them. Yeah. No, there's more five commercials, your five um like cr uh what about TV show?

SPEAKER_04 59:32

Didn't we? Well, that's what I was saying. We did a theme song. We did theme songs already, but I think commercials, jingles. I think that was three years ago. Advertisements.

SPEAKER_05 59:42

All right, so bring 'em in. Advert it's if you're English, they're advertisements. So we're gonna quit this show in uh ten seconds, so Okay, bye. Thanks. We're the human rights show. We'll see you next round. Seven. We're already at three.