S6 Ep.#22- Thick Skin

The Crew Talks About Derek's Vegas Trip, Small Socks, Adult Coloring Books, Michael Jackson Movie, Golf Team, And Other Nonsense. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:25

Welcome to Humans Race Show. Got to be stopped. I thought I'd better I better not do real Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_04 0:35

Is this an honor for the movie?

SPEAKER_03 0:37

That's what I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_04 0:38

Yeah. I do my uncle and my aunt went and saw it with their uh another uncle's niece and nephew or child children, so their niece and nephew. And I said, my uncle got so into the movie during the thing he started touching my nephew.

SPEAKER_01 0:59

That's the way you work on that coming out. Yeah, because he knew you were gonna start off with something.

SPEAKER_03 1:06

Dude. Well, welcome to the show. I'm Derek hanging out with Abraham, Jeff, and we got a special guest in the group.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Yay! Actual people. We got real people today. Instead of scumbags. Patrick's Kelly. Uh Patrick's a scumbag. Callie's the bag. I think their mic's a little low. A little low. Just a little low. You gotta lean in to the microphone. Why are you turning up the music?

SPEAKER_03 1:33

I'm into it. Alright, what do you got? Give me a mic, check.

SPEAKER_01 1:36

Check, check.

SPEAKER_03 1:37

Alright.

unknown 1:37

Hello, hello.

SPEAKER_01 1:40

She's dead. Poor Callie.

unknown 1:43

Oh no. Am I still dead?

SPEAKER_01 1:44

Oh, that's the one you have to like.

SPEAKER_03 1:46

There's no one plugged in. So hold on. Oh. You're not even plugged in. Welcome to the show, the shit show. You did tell me not to talk about it. Oh my god. Yeah, I told you to stop. I told you be quiet and natural.

SPEAKER_05 2:00

Am I on?

SPEAKER_01 2:04

Professional. In our studio with a door that opens. Had a half hour to get this ready. Yeah. Good job. Dude, I showed up today. The fucker came out in his fucking undies. He's like, I thought you were gonna be here like ten minutes from now. You're up? No. No, he just got home that early.

SPEAKER_02 2:23

Well, yeah, I guess. He never left. Yeah. I just got back though. Did you?

SPEAKER_04 2:29

Yeah. From where? Vegas. I know I saw you guys were gone.

SPEAKER_03 2:32

Went to Vegas for baseball. Baseball, of course. Yeah. We did have a little fun. But it wasn't like it.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

Like how you try to put the spin on it.

SPEAKER_03 2:41

Well, was it like dude had to be up at fucking earlier?

SPEAKER_01 2:44

Oh no. Oh no.

SPEAKER_03 2:46

5 30 every day.

SPEAKER_05 2:47

Oh, poor baby.

unknown 2:50

Fuck you guys.

SPEAKER_01 2:52

And then you open up the blinds and you see Caesars, and you're like, oh yeah, I guess I'm not at work today. Oh, darn.

SPEAKER_03 2:58

We stayed off the strip in a really good part of town. Did you take Dennis? No.

SPEAKER_01 3:05

You left him here for a week and a half?

SPEAKER_03 3:07

I wasn't gone a week and a half, but fuck.

SPEAKER_01 3:09

You were gone a week and a half.

SPEAKER_03 3:11

I was gone f six days.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

Week and a half. You came back to work yesterday.

SPEAKER_03 3:18

Well, yeah, that's not a good one. That's a week and a half. I wasn't gone the whole time. Oh my God. They made me take off that Monday, Tuesday. No, they didn't make you do shit.

SPEAKER_04 3:28

You're twisting his arm at work.

SPEAKER_03 3:29

Well, they did. No, they did. Yeah, I had to take the whole week off. I said I wanted that Wednesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Monday, Tuesday. He goes, No, you could take the whole week plus the Monday, Tuesday.

SPEAKER_01 3:39

I'm like, you don't you can adjust.

SPEAKER_03 3:42

I had two days of laying around time, I guess you could say.

SPEAKER_04 3:48

Did you win any money in Vegas?

SPEAKER_01 3:50

Laying around time. They didn't make him do shit. He could have adjusted it and he just wanted the two days of laying around time. Exactly. Patrick, Patrick, right here. Remind me.

SPEAKER_00 3:59

I did win some money in the city. Totally. Okay. What were you playing? Roulette and slots.

SPEAKER_03 4:06

I found a slot that I like. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

Well, I find plenty of slots in Las Vegas.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

Oh, Beavis and Brighthead slots.

SPEAKER_03 4:14

I can't wait for all the slots.

SPEAKER_01 4:15

Yo, Butthead, they got plenty of slots in Las Vegas.

SPEAKER_03 4:18

I lost 300 over five days.

SPEAKER_04 4:22

Okay. So you were like up at one point and then went back to the case.

SPEAKER_03 4:25

No, I was down at one point. I got even. And then I was like, fuck it, man. You know? You can't. House money, dog. Let's play. Take off from your card sales. That's what it was. That's what it was. I'm like, you know, this is my extra money.

SPEAKER_01 4:43

It's my free money.

SPEAKER_03 4:44

Fucking free money? Well, I mean, free. I had to buy this. I lost 300 bucks. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:50

Can we get your kids on DraftKings yet? Can we gamble on their games yet?

SPEAKER_04 4:54

What's that other one that that's a good thing? No, that's great, though. Kelchi?

unknown 4:57

What?

SPEAKER_04 4:58

What's the other one? No, it's like Kelchi. It's the one where you can bet on like any.

SPEAKER_03 5:01

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like McDonald's if they're gonna raise their fucking prices this week.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

I'm telling you, dude, we gotta get like fucking we gotta get uh travel ball teams on DraftKings too.

SPEAKER_03 5:12

That would be cool. We just have to do old school, like be bookies. Oh, okay. Just show up with a little pocket puck. I got the rebels in three, you know. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_04 5:22

Shooting the kids up with steroids, you're like, Yeah. We're gonna juice up Vincent, dude.

SPEAKER_03 5:27

It was a fun trip. We the first night we got New York, New York. I'm out there making TikToks at midnight because dude, I'm gonna fucking be viral, man. I'm gonna fucking make these TikToks.

SPEAKER_04 5:38

Did you leave Vinny in the room or you took him with him?

SPEAKER_03 5:39

Yeah, I left him in the room. Well, they were sleeping.

SPEAKER_01 5:42

That's oh shit. This is I was just gonna say this. He's wasted. They're asleep. Gotcha. And he's out there going New York, New Yeah, doing that shit. Yeah. Yeah, that was you.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

So you must have seen it. No, I just know you. No, I was down there. There was a piano bar going.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

Sing us a song.

SPEAKER_03 6:03

That was Buzz. Okay, so it's it's uh 1150. Buzz. So I grabbed the 59. My TikTok said it's 1155. I'm one eye in it. I just got a slab of pizza and a beer for 12 bucks. Not bad. But in the background, they're fucking We're halfway there. And then 10 minutes later they played it again. I went up for a nap because I go, how long how often do you hear this song? They go, It's about every 20 minutes. I don't know. I'd shoot myself, dude.

SPEAKER_01 6:36

It's it's their it's their go-to. The good song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I did the tip because you know, you know why they're timing out drunks walking by. Yeah. So you just happen to be that guy that lingered longer.

SPEAKER_02 6:51

So yeah. They played that song once, but you thought they played it.

SPEAKER_03 6:56

Oh no, no, no. No, no, no. That and uh could have been that's good. No, they did they they played the shooter. It was fun. So I thought I'm gonna make this TikToks, and then every food I get, I'm gonna just save my draft and didn't do one big long post. Yeah. You forget about it. Once you get food, oh fuck, I forgot to do a video.

SPEAKER_00 7:19

I forgot to record my food. No.

SPEAKER_01 7:23

You know, I forgot. I and this isn't a jab against you, it's just that when you're a fat fuck and you're like, yeah, food, and then you're like, oh shit, I forgot to make a normal food. I was trying to do cool food. Honestly, I thought you were gonna get a new food and then go back by, yeah, I got dumplings. Live in on and then and then you go get pizza. Just go back every like every time you get food, and you're like, they're playing it again. That's what I would have done. Well, same thing. Hey, I got fried Oreos.

SPEAKER_03 7:54

What the second day we went, did this thing called play inside of Xcaliber. Okay. And it's adult playground. After seven, it's adults only.

SPEAKER_01 8:04

But he wasn't on vacation.

SPEAKER_03 8:06

Well, then I told you I had two days of fun.

SPEAKER_01 8:10

No, you said he had two days of relaxation here.

SPEAKER_03 8:13

It and two days of fun. Okay. All right. Whatever. I was off for 11 days. Uh-huh. So it's really cool, man. They got like these fucking pendulums that are swinging, like poker chips, and you gotta walk this like bar, knocks you off.

SPEAKER_01 8:26

He's half in the bag. No, but you know what's funny is he probably ping-ponged off just perfectly. I got the highest score of the day. Yeah, but he's fucking wasted because he was like like doing fucking drunken fucking fighting. Doesn't feel it. It was really cool.

SPEAKER_03 8:41

They didn't feel like remember the game Bop It? Yeah. So it was like pull it. It was like the size of this garage, and you had like a blaster, you know, I thought you were gonna say you were playing in the men's restaurant. You had a bop, you had a tire, you had to kick. You you know, so it would be like you switch it, and you had to flip a light switch thing, and then run over to kick it, stop it. And I'm like, I get it, okay, let's play. Fun. I'm running all over fucking sweating, just like an idiot out there. Sounds like a hassle, bro. Third place of the day, though. It goes through the whole place.

SPEAKER_01 9:15

So you made the podium because you didn't get first. All right. Yeah. Bronze is a medal. It was really fun, actually. Did you get a bronzer before you went to Vegas?

SPEAKER_03 9:25

I shook my champagne every day, too. I thought of you afterwards.

SPEAKER_01 9:31

Do do do Patrick and Callie know what this is? Oh, yeah, they know. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 9:38

He's getting paid to jerk off. I found this viral.

SPEAKER_01 9:41

Anytime Derek goes on vacation, he makes sure he jerks off because he's getting paid to jerk off. Yeah, that's what it was like. Shaking his own champagne. Cheers. Welcome, welcome aboard, Callie. Yeah, I lost 300 bucks. Yeah. I shook my champagne every day.

SPEAKER_03 9:58

I found this cool viral place. It was called the 80s cafe. And it was bitching. Just old 80s should be a big thing. I walk in with the fucking complaining by Jimmy. That's it.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

Callback.

SPEAKER_03 10:13

But it was really cool. They had a bar attached to it. Food was good.

SPEAKER_01 10:17

I had it in Vegas, they had a bar attached to it? That's weird.

SPEAKER_03 10:20

No way. Well, it was hard to strip to use. But you walk in and they got the Ghostbusters car there. You know, oh cool.

SPEAKER_01 10:30

Ecto 1.

SPEAKER_03 10:31

I couldn't remember the name of it. I'm like, I I even did a video on that going, there's the uh car. Yeah. Who are you gonna call? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:41

The Ghost Blasters. Whatever they're gonna these guys.

SPEAKER_01 10:44

Phantom Blasters.

SPEAKER_03 10:45

Then they got a Marty McFly chicken sandwich. You know, they had they had the John Holmes foot-long hot dog, the John Holmes. Oh and it was fun.

SPEAKER_02 10:56

You just ate the whole time you were there. Yeah. Well, no, yeah, pretty much. No. Yeah. He drank too. Patrick. You look like you.

SPEAKER_01 11:08

We need to have Kelly here more often.

SPEAKER_03 11:10

Yeah, let's Patrick.

SPEAKER_01 11:14

He called you a fatty. She called you a fatty, she called you a drunk.

SPEAKER_04 11:18

She called you a drunk. And he called you a chronic masturbator.

SPEAKER_03 11:23

Great show, man. We'll see you next round.

SPEAKER_04 11:27

He's like I'm winking in it.

SPEAKER_03 11:29

Yeah, yeah. He touched my hand. Hey, so we went to Dick's to eat. Uh-huh. Last resort. Dickhead. Dick's. And they did the hat on me right now. I know. It's coming back on you. Oh, we won't come back on you. Oh, yeah. Payback. Did you do a Wahlburger? No, we didn't get down to Wahlbergers. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:52

But Dick's was cool that Hey, s hello to your motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 11:55

We had a really good uh waiter. This guy's ripping you hard. Oh, dude. Sometimes you go and they're not so mean.

SPEAKER_04 12:04

But this guy was going for it.

SPEAKER_03 12:06

What are you guys here for? And then he goes. We're sitting at a table with chairs, and oh, we're here for a baseball tournament. He goes, Oh shit. Want me to move you over to the picnic table so you can get used to the bench?

SPEAKER_05 12:21

This cable's on fire, dude.

SPEAKER_03 12:22

Fuck yeah, that's how we start. That's how he started. Nice. Then he comes and chucks a handful of napkins and ducks with you. And just he put our hats on. My hat says three inches from being a three inches away from being a mom.

SPEAKER_02 12:39

That was a great one. More like 50 pounds.

SPEAKER_01 12:41

Oh hey, mean. That was just mean. That was mean spirited. Anyway. I love you. Three inches away from being a mom is fucking funny. So let me mute them. Okay. Which one's these? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:59

So Vinny's was they called me asphalt because I smell like ass. It's my fault. That was good. Wendy's a will flash for Cole's cash.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

So you know, I was like, Because you get it for free in the mayor.

SPEAKER_03 13:15

But that was fun. That one's great. I really like that one. Yeah, he was on it, man. I was cracking jokes, and I'm like, dude, I should work here. He's like, we're not hiring dishwashers. You know, he was really on it, dude. Just nailing me.

SPEAKER_04 13:26

Just giving you the business.

SPEAKER_03 13:28

But there, from there on, I didn't eat again for four days. Yeah, right. Yeah, because you were so sad. I was so sad. You know what? Oh, bro.

SPEAKER_01 13:36

Did you say it was like, you know, it's like being on a podcast with Jeff. Is that what happened? What? The dinner? The place? Oh no, no. Being at Dicks was like being on a podcast with.

SPEAKER_00 13:52

Was he laughing?

SPEAKER_03 13:55

No, it's like He's a shy guy.

SPEAKER_01 14:01

Yeah. He does the fucking Wiley Wiggins crushing his nose.

SPEAKER_03 14:07

And then we uh played ball. The boys they hung in there. Better than we thought.

SPEAKER_01 14:13

You thought you were gonna get your dicks kicked in?

SPEAKER_03 14:15

Yeah, we lost like eight to five. You know, it was we were there.

SPEAKER_01 14:18

We could have been three and one, but we were how many, how many like areas were the teams from? Was it like all over the place? Yeah, Utah, California, you knew you were gonna fucking face some hard shit.

SPEAKER_03 14:28

This fucking first baseman was throwing 82 miles an hour. And well, first baseman. So he was now when he was pitching. When he was pitching, thank you. And he's fucking six foot six foot five. Jeez. Then he's standing next to him.

SPEAKER_01 14:42

Dude, is this an I'm 12 situation? Like bench warmers, I was gonna say. So is he like 65 years old with a beard?

SPEAKER_04 14:49

He's got poppies amigo, no.

SPEAKER_01 14:51

Bang, bang, bang, bang.

SPEAKER_04 14:52

Questioning him.

SPEAKER_01 14:53

I mean, hey, so uh, how's your girlfriend? Is she pregnant?

SPEAKER_03 14:57

Well, I was just like testing him. I'm like, what grade are you in? He's like, Well, we're we're homeschooled, but it'd be eighth grade. Yeah, that's what they do. So kids you can get there's a loophole to play 14U with your grade if you're still in eighth grade. Yeah. So this kid's 15 and a half. He was 20 playing fucking 13 years old. He was so big. Wait, wait, wait. He had like five o'clock shadow, not like like he'd already shaved that day.

SPEAKER_01 15:28

They held Shane got held back, and his so did his brother on purpose.

SPEAKER_03 15:32

That's what they do.

SPEAKER_01 15:33

So they were bigger in in high school football.

SPEAKER_03 15:36

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 15:37

So that like Shane graduated he high school, he was almost 20. He was 19 and like super three months because he's also a January baby. Oh, yeah. So not only did they hold him back, but he was January. So he was like a full year and a half older than everybody. Yeah. He was trucking people in high school. So yeah, I we're homeschooled. Yeah, you're weird. And go fuck yourself.

SPEAKER_03 16:03

He said he's going to high school, though.

SPEAKER_01 16:05

I would give you a swirly if I was your dad in high school.

SPEAKER_03 16:08

Are you gonna go to high school? The number one prospect in Colorado.

SPEAKER_01 16:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:14

They're already trying to recruit him for colleges and he's going in as a freshman. Dude's a baller. Yeah. And we're playing them. We got these fucking nerds from Prescott and Prescott Valley.

SPEAKER_01 16:24

Well, whoa. Uh, when he reaches college, he's going to get derailed because he's gonna find booze and pussy, yeah, and he's gone.

SPEAKER_03 16:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:33

Oh, I didn't know I couldn't do that. So we we're gonna be. The Lord saith unto thee.

SPEAKER_03 16:37

We hung in pretty good, except that team. They beat us 19 to 1. Dude, I'm telling you. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 16:44

Tell me I'm wrong.

SPEAKER_03 16:44

Oh, no, you're not.

SPEAKER_01 16:45

All right. Well, you're right. Well, you're right. So, but I'm back. Oh. I'm back. Um, I'm excited.

SPEAKER_03 16:52

What'd you do last week, Jeff?

SPEAKER_01 16:54

Oh, is that work?

SPEAKER_03 16:55

Oh, okay. Good story. Just like picking up your slack. Just like, yeah, yeah. You don't pick up nothing. Guy barely picks his own slack up. Yeah, I've seen them.

SPEAKER_01 17:04

I pick my slacks up all the time after I take a shit.

SPEAKER_03 17:08

Trousers.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

Dude. So stupid and great. I love it.

SPEAKER_03 17:14

You don't do shit for me, don't you? You don't pick up my slack, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_04 17:18

I don't care. We went to D MB, bro, and for the first time in my life, I went and didn't play.

SPEAKER_03 17:23

DMB. David Butcher's.

SPEAKER_04 17:25

Oh. We went for a birthday party and we we took Jen's parents with, or they drove us.

SPEAKER_01 17:30

Oh, you mean you went with a bunch of kids and then you didn't play and act like an asshole? Jen's parents. Oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:36

Kids? What? So yeah, we sat and ate dinner, and it's only like seven o'clock, and I was like, all right, well, let's go blow 50 bucks on games. And Jen's dad's like, I want to go home. So I was like, fuck. You just went to David Buster's to eat like homos. Yeah, because where the party was at. So it's like, alright, alright.

SPEAKER_03 17:53

We didn't they had one of Vegas and we're like, hey, want to take the kids? And it's like they got shitty food.

SPEAKER_04 17:58

Yeah, dude, and beer, their beer sucks. Like it's flat. Oh, I gotta know, I got a modello, like, no options. Like you're not everybody does 805. Everybody's doing that toasty now in town, too. Like, you would have thought they'd have something a little better down in Phoenix, but no, nope.

SPEAKER_01 18:13

You're not, you don't go to Dave and Buster's for the ambiance, dude. You or the beer, you go for to go gamble.

SPEAKER_04 18:20

Get a good, you get a good beer wherever you go. I don't go there at all. Yeah, that's true, too. That should be there. I went to like go to Golden Corral.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

Yeah. Golden Corral. That's where you want to go. At four o'clock.

SPEAKER_03 18:34

Yeah. Right when I switch over.

SPEAKER_01 18:37

Get that early bird.

SPEAKER_03 18:38

Get the end of lunch and then get that dinner.

SPEAKER_04 18:40

We're going to Cali this weekend. Yeah. Taking off Saturday. So doing a little mini vacay, uh, doing Mother's Day because Mexican mothers do it earlier than like he knows what's up. All the Mexicans do Mother's Day like the week. You're asking me. I don't know. Fucking Jeff knows, I guess. Remember, you're three inches away from me to mama.

SPEAKER_03 19:01

Hey, I should get something.

SPEAKER_01 19:03

Why'd you why do you even tell him? He's gonna skip me.

SPEAKER_03 19:05

I'll buy you some flowers. It was nice uh having you guys.

SPEAKER_00 19:11

So what time are you leaving? He's like, you like lilies?

SPEAKER_04 19:16

We want to go to San Diego. We're gonna go to Pizzaport.

SPEAKER_03 19:18

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_04 19:19

That's what I want to do. I want to go so bad.

SPEAKER_03 19:21

I love San Diego. Yeah, dude. So maybe someday, man, if I get another vacation.

SPEAKER_02 19:26

You mean in three weeks? Yeah. Well, Ape is catching up on you. He's going on vacation now. Oh, he's done.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

Dude, this guy's this guy's just as bad as he is now. I run my own business, so I thought I run my own business too, but my boss isn't ass.

SPEAKER_05 19:40

So is mine.

SPEAKER_02 19:42

I don't get no days off.

SPEAKER_01 19:44

The problem is if he goes on vacation, you gotta work. And if you go on vacation, he's gotta work, see?

SPEAKER_03 19:49

Yeah, well, so yeah. Yeah. If you hire somebody, I'm working on it. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming in two months.

SPEAKER_01 19:56

Employees suck dick, dude.

SPEAKER_03 19:58

I know, but if you want to go on vacation, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:01

You know what? I'd rather just I that's what I used to do. I'd just be like, everybody's off. I don't give a fuck. I I don't care, and just go.

SPEAKER_04 20:08

You leave you left Dennis at Wags?

SPEAKER_01 20:10

No, with Kate.

SPEAKER_04 20:11

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:12

Oh, some feelings were about to come out right there. I heard it.

SPEAKER_04 20:18

I want to watch him again.

SPEAKER_01 20:19

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 20:19

Oh, do you? Well, because we want somebody to play with look, we're we're toying with the idea of a second dog. Oh shit. Because Jen's like, don't call me, man. He loves to play. And I know he'd love to play my with our new dogs.

SPEAKER_03 20:29

He's good. He's good with dogs. They'd love it, dude.

SPEAKER_04 20:31

So I'm like, next time let me know. Okay. Dennis. If you want somebody responsible to watch this, Dennis likes peanut butter too.

SPEAKER_01 20:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:40

I noticed there was one pouch of food missing. I'm like, did you feed him all week? You know.

SPEAKER_01 20:45

Oh no.

SPEAKER_03 20:46

No, we don't take care of him. I thought you were gonna say like what Kate ate it? Yeah. So I was like, wait.

SPEAKER_02 20:56

Hey, she gotta eat for two. She's a pain in the ass.

SPEAKER_01 21:01

Yeah, pregnancy cravings are weird, dude. But she's she might have looked at it and went pickles and dog food. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:08

Chicken liver? She got a nice cake. We left Wednesday. By Friday, she's calling. What are you guys doing? I don't feel yeah, great time. Oh, let me see the tour of the room and FaceTime me. Dude, I'm like, quit calling. You know, like and then Wendy's in the back. Oh, make her cry.

SPEAKER_01 21:28

Why didn't you take her with you?

SPEAKER_03 21:30

Because she's got a watch dog.

SPEAKER_01 21:33

Abe could watch the dog.

SPEAKER_03 21:34

She had to work and she don't have no money. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 21:39

I know the answers to these. I'm just asking them. And then you should have had her go and then order your drinks for you with me. Let me get a box of soda.

SPEAKER_01 21:49

Make it a double. Can you just get a soda? Alright. There you go. Extra limes for her. Cool.

SPEAKER_03 21:56

And she's doing good. She's she's at work now.

SPEAKER_01 21:59

Where's she working?

SPEAKER_03 22:00

Target. Oh still there?

SPEAKER_01 22:02

It's Target. Yeah, it's fancy.

SPEAKER_03 22:05

You can't call it that.

SPEAKER_04 22:06

I'd rather go there than Walmart, bro. Let me tell you. Rather go there than Walmart.

SPEAKER_03 22:10

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:11

Any day. I'll pay two bucks more for a shampoo.

SPEAKER_03 22:14

Cleaner.

SPEAKER_04 22:15

It's just a better ambient.

SPEAKER_03 22:17

Well, yeah. Come on.

SPEAKER_01 22:18

You know what sucks about Target is they fucking shut down the little popcorn fucking hot dog.

SPEAKER_02 22:23

Yeah, yeah, I fucking hate it. I worked that snack bar. Remember Kmart? There's no snack bar you had never worked.

SPEAKER_03 22:31

Is this gonna be an ongoing thing or just get it all out right now?

SPEAKER_02 22:36

We'll switch to Jeff in a minute.

SPEAKER_03 22:40

This isn't a roast show. Oh, it's not a show. I got that.

SPEAKER_04 22:44

That's for your birthday. Maybe we should plan a roast for your birthday.

SPEAKER_03 22:48

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_04 22:48

Oh, yeah. No, we'll do assholes. We'll do it all right. I'm down. No complain they wait. Is that el jefe?

SPEAKER_03 23:01

So what the fuck did you do last week?

SPEAKER_01 23:03

El pequeño poquito. Ah, work.

SPEAKER_03 23:06

Mr. Skinny over here.

SPEAKER_01 23:07

Skinny. Oh, Mr. Glasses and people in glasses houses shouldn't throw stones.

SPEAKER_03 23:14

You're about three cheeseburgers away from looking like me, pal.

SPEAKER_01 23:19

That's a lot of cheeseburgers, though.

SPEAKER_03 23:21

I mean 30 cheeseburgers. 30. You do anything fun lately?

SPEAKER_02 23:28

No, I'm working. There's no fucking fun.

SPEAKER_01 23:30

That's what everybody says on this fucking. What are you doing? Yeah. Oregon. Oregon.

SPEAKER_03 23:35

I work too, fucker.

SPEAKER_02 23:38

You're done at one.

SPEAKER_05 23:39

And you go on vacation more than half. Yeah. Like you work sometimes.

SPEAKER_04 23:43

No, you don't, Derek. You're a hard worker, bro. You are. Yeah. You deliver that steam burger. Working that burger.

SPEAKER_05 23:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:52

Go ahead. Hard worker, bro. Hard worker.

SPEAKER_01 23:58

I didn't put him up to eat. Why are you looking at me like I did something? Stop looking at me like I did something. Jeff told me to do it.

unknown 24:05

No, he didn't.

SPEAKER_01 24:07

He called me and said, please. Bro. Yeah, I'm sorry. Actually, I didn't know you were going to be here today. He goes, hey, we got special guests coming. And I go, Oh, yeah, who? And he goes, Yeah, Patrick and Kelly. Oh, okay, cool. And I left. This is it.

SPEAKER_02 24:22

Why are you still here?

SPEAKER_01 24:24

You you invited him to pick on you.

SPEAKER_03 24:27

Hey, everyone makes mistakes. Everyone makes a mistake here and there.

SPEAKER_01 24:32

Yeah, yeah, every now and again.

SPEAKER_03 24:33

So go ahead. I ain't fucking talking. I ain't saying.

SPEAKER_01 24:40

Oh, that's that's his like nephew, right? Playing him? Yeah, that's Jermaine's son. Jermaine's son.

SPEAKER_03 24:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:46

And do they fuck with his nose? No. That that's just how Jerma Jermaine had a fucked up nose too. Well, Jermaine, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:54

And you know um Janet wouldn't have nothing to do with the movie.

SPEAKER_01 24:59

Oh no?

SPEAKER_03 24:59

Because she hates Jermaine.

unknown 25:01

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 25:01

He's just trying to cash in on the bottom.

SPEAKER_01 25:03

What about Tito? Where's Tito in the house?

SPEAKER_03 25:06

Tito, is he dead? I don't know. And how far back? You haven't seen it? I haven't seen it. I was thinking about going to seeing it though.

SPEAKER_04 25:11

Like I wanna, I'm curious.

SPEAKER_03 25:13

You wanna know they don't go too much. They only go up to the bad album, too. Oh really? Because I've watched reviews and people are like, there's a much other shit after bad. They don't want to get into that with all the bad stuff. Other stuff.

SPEAKER_01 25:26

Yeah. All the kid touchers. But also, he never and make another$40 or whatever the fuck you know movies are worth these these days. They ain't worth shit.

SPEAKER_04 25:41

Yeah, nothing's worth watching like going to the movies anymore, dude. No. We watch shit at home. It's easier. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:47

To just wait two weeks.

SPEAKER_04 25:48

It's yeah, it's it's it's less awkward when I take my pants off at home than at the mic.

SPEAKER_01 25:53

I mean after my go, I know they're like, uh sir, would you like a napkin? Yeah, as soon as they gotta be starting, something comes on, you're like, ah it's my cue. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:04

I fold them nice, put it and put them next to them.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

Hold on your pants and bend over the seat.

SPEAKER_04 26:11

Yeah, dude, it just sucks to go to the movies anymore. It's you watch everything at home. It's just easy.

SPEAKER_01 26:15

I like I like when they say only available in theaters.

SPEAKER_03 26:18

Yeah, like I said, for two weeks and you can rent it for 20 bucks at home.

SPEAKER_04 26:22

That's what I'm gonna do.

SPEAKER_03 26:24

And like if you have a family of four, it's cheaper, but I still look there and go, 20 bucks.

SPEAKER_01 26:31

Yeah, no shit. There are certain movies you need to go to the theater to see. Like there's certain ones I'm like, fuck, I gotta go see it in there. But I still don't.

SPEAKER_03 26:39

But I'm like, fuck, I won't really I like Guardians and Star Trek. I was gonna say like the Marvel, the Marvel shit.

SPEAKER_04 26:45

I always have to go to the theater because it's just but a regular movie, fuck that.

SPEAKER_03 26:50

I just looked at my notes, I forgot about this part. So I show up in Vegas and I'm I I bought all these brand new socks at Dick's. I like the Dick's socks. You like the Dick's socks socks, huh? Dick socks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:03

And he's a red hat chili pepper, dude. Yeah, I mean whatever. So he's over there playing the bass, you know?

SPEAKER_03 27:10

I unpack them, throw them into my bag, and put one on your cock. I go to put one on, dude, it's like half my foot. Oh no. You didn't notice that it was just like fucking size five child's. I hate that shit. So I'm fucked now because that's because I brought and you opened them. Oh, I opened them for yet. But okay, but you're in Vegas.

SPEAKER_01 27:34

You're in Vegas.

SPEAKER_03 27:35

So I got one pair of socks from yesterday.

SPEAKER_01 27:38

No, you can go to Walmart.

SPEAKER_03 27:40

No, we're playing fucking game. I gotta be there in 15 minutes. Okay. 17 minute drive. Wendy! So you put the previous day's socks on. So I put the old socks on. I get off the game. I'm like, fuck, I got the shoes off, man. Reeking? Fucking so bad, dude. Reeking. It was so bad. So I generically took all my boots and my shit in a separate hamper. So I I take the shoes off and I kind of stash them underneath the car in the front. I'm like, I gotta get rid of these fucking things. And I borrow a pair of Wendy socks.

SPEAKER_01 28:10

So You don't borrow. No, no, no, but you didn't give them back because she's gonna put them on next time and then you're gonna be all No.

SPEAKER_03 28:21

She's Bigfoot.

SPEAKER_01 28:22

Like, you're gonna it's like putting a magnum condom on after that. You're like, all right, this there's too much room in here.

SPEAKER_03 28:27

They're going back away. So I go out the next morning, I'm like, oh man, I let my I sprayed them out. I had some spray, let them air out. And they're fucking gone, dude. Fucking homeless guy stole my shoes. No. I'm serious. Yeah, they probably smelled better than his. That's what Wendy goes. You know, the guy probably stinks anyway.

SPEAKER_01 28:46

And he's like, I was gonna say, that poor guy sniffed him and was like, smells better than me. Put them on.

SPEAKER_04 28:53

I thought somebody left like a 20 in there for you. And Vinny said, Hey, spray these down.

SPEAKER_03 28:59

And I'm like, no one's gonna steal my shoes. They're between the curb and underneath the front of the car. And no one's gonna steal my shoes. Yeah, sure. Shit, man.

SPEAKER_04 29:06

You're in.

SPEAKER_03 29:07

Alright. Do you live in the shoes?

SPEAKER_04 29:08

What kind of shoes? What kind of shoes?

SPEAKER_03 29:10

They're my golf shoes.

SPEAKER_04 29:12

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 29:14

Well, they have like what are you doing, dude?

SPEAKER_04 29:17

There's a guy walking around with tattered clothes and nice golf shoes.

SPEAKER_01 29:24

And for some reason, he can't get any traction when he tries to run.

SPEAKER_03 29:28

Oh, they were like. They had the knobs, so they were like turf shoes, you know.

SPEAKER_01 29:34

Yeah, but still though, you can't get any traction on concrete. That dude's like starting to fight, and he's like, I'm out of here.

SPEAKER_03 29:41

But he's like, What are you doing?

SPEAKER_01 29:41

I'm like fucking Hanna Barbaristy.

SPEAKER_03 29:44

I'm like, fucking shoes are gone. I told you.

SPEAKER_01 29:50

Your dumbass kid had better common sense than you.

SPEAKER_03 29:52

Well, see? I didn't want to stink up the room or nothing, so you did. Yeah, just by me being in there, right?

SPEAKER_04 30:04

He's finishing the jokes room. I know.

SPEAKER_05 30:09

He's trying to get ahead of it.

SPEAKER_03 30:12

I gotta take a break. Be right back. Two minutes here out. Welcome back to Human Trace Show.

SPEAKER_04 30:40

Got it. That's like a cholo anthem, dude.

SPEAKER_03 30:47

I saw a commercial. That's my jam homes. I thought it was a fake commercial, but it's real. It's called Lowrider Attorneys. Have you seen this shit? I don't have direct TV. It's got that fucking original guy, you know.

SPEAKER_01 31:04

Danny Trejo or something.

SPEAKER_03 31:05

You ever got your car crashed in? And he's like, I got my car crashed in big times. No, I've never seen it. Slowrider attorneys? Slowrider. Lawyers. Lawyers. Look at their fucking commercial, dude. Find it on YouTube with the commercial. I'm looking for it. I got my shit pushed in. That was what he's like, I got my car pushed in card fucking ridiculous. And it's the original dude that was in the movie.

SPEAKER_04 31:36

Hey, Wero. Yeah, that's me, bro. I think those vatos blamed you for a fool.

SPEAKER_01 31:41

Oh, it's a dude is Cardos from fucking Mexico.

SPEAKER_04 31:43

Hector from every Hector from every fucking Mexican movie.

SPEAKER_01 31:47

No.

unknown 31:47

Come on, man.

SPEAKER_04 31:51

Oh my god. They're called Training Day.

SPEAKER_01 31:54

Training Night.

SPEAKER_04 31:55

You know those insurance companies, man. They could be ruthless vatels, eh?

SPEAKER_01 32:02

Take that. No, no, no. This is the actual commercial. What's up with this dude?

SPEAKER_04 32:12

Charlie in the chocolate factory. Deep right. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 32:17

Got my shit pushed in.

SPEAKER_04 32:18

Hey, bro.

SPEAKER_03 32:19

Listen.

SPEAKER_04 32:20

You ever been in an accident?

SPEAKER_01 32:22

Why are they talking to one white guy?

SPEAKER_04 32:25

I got hit by a truck once, man. Smashed me up real good. Oh yeah, bro. I got you know who that is? It's supposed to be making fun of the other dude. No, but that's fucking um Crucito.

SPEAKER_01 32:45

Relax, homeboy. Low rider lawyers, man. Hit them up, dog. Yeah, man.

unknown 32:54

That play.

SPEAKER_01 32:56

That's the dude that was doing heroin on Crucito. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:59

I forget his name. That's a real commercial. That's a fucking commercial. Yeah, I was so stoked. I'm like, I gotta show these guys this training night. We were supposed to have homework.

SPEAKER_01 33:09

Oh yeah, the commercials.

SPEAKER_03 33:10

Commercials for the next round.

SPEAKER_01 33:12

I got Naomi to get in on it too. Okay. So she was she started rattling. I don't have them because she started rattling off some. I was like, oh yeah, oh yeah, that was a good one. So I I'd either have to call her or we push off. Yeah, we push it till the night. Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_04 33:25

Gotta find the one. Okay, so speaking of cholos. My wife does this thing where she's trying to supplement.

SPEAKER_01 33:32

She tries to get him to fuck him. Yeah. Fuck her. And she pretends to be a cholo. She makes you talk cholo.

SPEAKER_04 33:38

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 33:38

No, no, she pretends to be a cholo. So Jen.

SPEAKER_04 33:42

Jen has published um coloring books and she sells them on Amazon. And it's like something you can do, and and and and like you she used AI to do it all, and like you just put them in the colour. It's the vario color. And then you get like a little percentage of them, which is something she does on her spare time, right? So I started telling her you should do a coloring book of baby cholos. And she's like, shut the hell up. I go, dude, the I go, the raza would love it, dude. They would sell. She's like, no, no. So she took my ideas seriously and she started putting together coloring books of baby cholos. So it's like it's like a little cholito and a little chola kid buying elotes from the lote band. Like, totally. You gotta get cholos selling drugs on the cloud. Oh, I'm trying to find one of the sandwiches.

SPEAKER_01 34:31

Oh my god. Okay, the only thing she has going for her on this, selling it, is the fact that her last name is Verdusco. Because if somebody was trying to sell it as fucking Jessica Smith, they'd be like, hey, why? Why is this bitch trying to do it?

SPEAKER_04 34:45

She did it all as a suit uh under a pseudonym.

SPEAKER_01 34:47

But it's it's Adriana Lopez. Right? Oh my god. It's not it's not Stephanie McMillan.

SPEAKER_05 34:56

So let me get this right.

SPEAKER_03 34:58

You can buy a coloring book. Make coloring books and sell them? Yes. Why aren't we doing that? I don't know. I've that's something where my alley's a big coloring book.

SPEAKER_01 35:07

Me and you trying to make an H.

SPEAKER_03 35:09

Yeah, so uh a lot of people, a lot of people do that.

SPEAKER_04 35:14

If they if they sell a lot, you don't make too much money because Amazon owns the rights to them, and like the publishing companies, they all get their bits, so you get a small fraction of them.

SPEAKER_03 35:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 35:25

But like Jen does it in response.

SPEAKER_03 35:27

Do we have to design the picture?

SPEAKER_04 35:30

I bet she uses.

SPEAKER_03 35:33

So it's all AI, right?

SPEAKER_04 35:34

You just say like fucking make a coloring book image of a dinosaur holding an A, and it's a dinosaur holding the A, and she did all A B C D F G, and she did that, and then she put it all together in this uh with Canva.

SPEAKER_03 35:45

I mean, with the cholo ones funnier.

SPEAKER_01 35:47

Oh, dude, I they're gonna say on his lady's dream right now. Like an ABC.

SPEAKER_04 35:52

We all have to be a big thing.

SPEAKER_01 35:54

We all see we all sing the elf bat, whatever clear fucking no more.

SPEAKER_04 35:58

Yeah, the baby cholo one. I thought you gotta do something with them in Loretta bikes. Yeah, like why would you have a dinosaur holding A?

SPEAKER_03 36:05

It should be like an alligator. A alligator. Or an alley or an ally of swords fuckhead or or have Patrick holding it.

SPEAKER_01 36:15

He he can't hold anything. His hands are so fucking bent up from the fucking the chemical he sprays all day.

SPEAKER_04 36:22

So yeah, you see? Oh, that is cool.

SPEAKER_02 36:24

I like it.

SPEAKER_04 36:25

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:26

But it's it's oh that's pretty intricate. That's adult.

SPEAKER_01 36:29

Oh, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, like see all the yeah, those are adult coloring books. Naomi does this. Oh, dude, fuck.

SPEAKER_02 36:37

You'll like this. Excuse me. That's those are cool.

SPEAKER_01 36:42

Alright, I'm gonna have to buy I'm gonna have to buy Naomi one for for Mother's Day.

SPEAKER_03 36:46

Do you you don't have to print them? You just send the idea and they print them all for you.

SPEAKER_04 36:50

You have to package it as a thing, and that's why I said she uses Canva. It's a thing that helps her like publish it out like a book. She has to do the title, everything. Why does Abe know all these things that we don't know? Because we run our own business, and my wife supplements her money any way she can.

SPEAKER_03 37:04

Because he does different things besides work and haircuts. Yeah. What do you do?

SPEAKER_02 37:09

Sitting in the garage, getting drunk.

SPEAKER_01 37:12

Play golf. I'm back into golf, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 37:15

I'd like to do that.

SPEAKER_04 37:15

Vinny join the golf team, but I'll go golfing with you guys, even if it's just a drink. I I have a uh golf bag. It's like a legend of Bagger Vance.

SPEAKER_05 37:26

Yeah, they're old boys.

SPEAKER_01 37:29

He has a pitching nibblick.

SPEAKER_04 37:32

He's got bamboo shafts. They're so old, bro. They're like endorsed by Dan Marino.

SPEAKER_01 37:37

No, they're not even. It says some Negro.

SPEAKER_03 37:47

That was acceptable back then.

SPEAKER_01 37:52

Hey, he couldn't play at the Masters, but he caddied like a motherfucker. But he called the Masters. Yeah, he caddied like he caddied like a master.

SPEAKER_04 38:01

He's like, We're gonna start owning the Masters.

SPEAKER_01 38:04

It's the masses. All right. Fucking turn this off.

SPEAKER_03 38:08

So Benny actually is said he wants to join the high school golf team. That's fucking cool, but I think he should have started before high school. Well, you know, like I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 38:23

You need to start when he was like three, bro.

SPEAKER_03 38:25

Tiger Woods blew a golf club to his hand.

SPEAKER_01 38:29

Yeah, and then beat him. Make him sleep in the fireplace if he didn't hit a hole in one.

SPEAKER_03 38:33

But he's into it. I said, fuck it, go try, dude. I mean, if nothing else, you get some fucking cheap golf. Dude. They give those kids five dollars golf. Yeah. If you flip to the heights.

SPEAKER_01 38:44

But then you gotta buy him clubs.

SPEAKER_03 38:46

Yeah, fuck that.

SPEAKER_01 38:50

Make him use rental clubs. You're like, these are lefties, Dad. Yeah, fucking figure it out, queer. Switch hitter.

SPEAKER_03 38:58

I I got a set for him.

SPEAKER_01 39:00

Yeah, you're old. I was gonna say he could use your set. Yeah, he's I mean, you couldn't use your set, but I can I still whoop your ass.

SPEAKER_03 39:12

Let's go. I'll still whoop your ass. Let's go. Let's go.

SPEAKER_01 39:14

When was the last time you whooped my ass in golf? Oh I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 39:18

He can't golf now. I could golf.

SPEAKER_01 39:20

Never can golf. Derek could play golf. And my favorite story about Derek playing golf is when he played Chris Roberts. Dude, Chris was so pissed because Derek plays this big old banana slice, right? Derek's aiming at the houses, okay? Like, pew, and lands in the middle of the fairway every time. And Chris Roberts was like, I'm down the middle, no, no, no, and then he'd hit it in the shit. Every time. And he goes, I was happy. Derek, Derek was like.

SPEAKER_03 39:51

I was making 40 foot putt. I mean, I was just it was one of those days.

SPEAKER_01 39:55

But Chris, Chris is the guy that in the middle of the fairway. Derek's playing his game. And his game is like bananas over the fucking trees and shit.

SPEAKER_03 40:05

And I don't swing properly because I don't see the whole thing.

SPEAKER_01 40:08

I call it the cur I call it the Kirby Puckett. He has a Kirby Puckett swing. Like Wally called me Pete Rose. Pete the PD. So his front foot's coming out. Like his front foot's like way off the ground, and he's just fucking dipping into it. Anyway, this dude got so mad it was like 17. And he's like, dude, doesn't he fucking swing like? He's so mad.

SPEAKER_03 40:29

I shot under par that day, too. At the wood? Yeah. Yeah. My best round of and I cut my finger the night before. We were barbecue until late in the evening.

SPEAKER_01 40:38

Oh, weird.

SPEAKER_03 40:39

And I was cutting something and fucking sliced my right rope.

SPEAKER_01 40:43

You know what? Maybe that was the trick.

SPEAKER_03 40:45

I played the whole round like that.

SPEAKER_01 40:46

Maybe that was.

SPEAKER_03 40:53

Never worked again. No. So anything good to say? No, I I got cut off. No, you're not cut off. You got something good to say. Give me another jab. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 41:05

Nope. Nope. No, no. You said you gotta get another story. It starts with you eating a barbecue.

SPEAKER_03 41:10

Trust me, I got thick skin. Now you do.

SPEAKER_01 41:19

You developed a callus.

SPEAKER_03 41:20

I rip on myself. No, I think good. Give a promotion for your company.

SPEAKER_02 41:26

Quite the boss.

SPEAKER_01 41:28

Oh, she just he just put her on the spot.

SPEAKER_02 41:30

Come on, you can do it.

SPEAKER_01 41:32

Callie coming on the spot. Valhalla. Weed and pest control. No. Pest and weed control.

SPEAKER_05 41:40

No, pest control. Pest control.

SPEAKER_01 41:43

Because he does weeds too. He doesn't do weed. He's not allowed.

SPEAKER_03 41:46

You fucking made him do weed.

SPEAKER_01 41:48

He's like, I don't want to do weed. He wants to do weeds.

SPEAKER_03 41:51

We don't want to do weeds.

SPEAKER_01 41:51

No. We don't have time. It's more money than that. To guys that don't pay you for six months. I get suckered in the landscaping all the time. I asked Patrick to do weeds for me and I didn't pay him for six months. So I'm a piece of shit. I'm calling myself out on that one.

SPEAKER_03 42:04

I don't think that's the reason.

SPEAKER_01 42:07

I think that's the main reason.

SPEAKER_03 42:09

Go check out Valhalla exterminating them. Presca Valley area, Tri-City areas. Give Patrick and Callie a call. They'll come. Fuck them both.

SPEAKER_02 42:19

We'll take care of you.

SPEAKER_03 42:21

Yep. Got a phone number for your business?

SPEAKER_02 42:22

928-899-8114. Call myself.

SPEAKER_03 42:26

Yep, call them. Call him and fuck with them. Tell them the human race at you.

SPEAKER_02 42:29

Don't fuck the boss.

SPEAKER_03 42:32

You call him. Derek will pay for it. You order up first month is on us. We did that before.

SPEAKER_01 42:38

Yeah, no, we'll do that. Nobody called.

SPEAKER_03 42:40

Nobody called.

SPEAKER_01 42:41

Actually, first call up and rip on Derek and first month.

SPEAKER_03 42:46

He'll give you a second month for you. Two fucking free months, guys. Fracking.

SPEAKER_02 42:50

I'll throw the third one in if you make it. I was gonna say frickin'.

SPEAKER_03 42:54

Stop cussing.

SPEAKER_02 42:55

Fuck that.

SPEAKER_01 42:57

That's fucking gay.

SPEAKER_03 42:58

The last episode.

SPEAKER_01 42:59

That's fucking retarded.

SPEAKER_03 43:01

Maybe the two two episodes ago. No, no, it was the last one. We started right off with motherfucker. And all of this, yeah. That's not the way to go.

SPEAKER_01 43:09

It's not. That's not us. But I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02 43:12

I still want to hear your boyfriend voice.

SPEAKER_03 43:14

That's not mine. You said you had one. Oh, I heard you said, Oh, sure, man. But he does a whole conversation. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:21

Oh, what boyfriend voice? Yeah. Why did I do it last time? I don't remember.

SPEAKER_01 43:24

Well, it always gets a little bit higher because I I caught myself doing it for a while, but it's always like, hi, how's everything going? Yeah. Oh yeah. Cool. That's right. Oh, it's my customer service voice. Your fascia needs a little attention. That's great. Okay. Now let me go ahead and put you on the schedule. Yeah. If I we work on this and then we can take care of that. Okay, thank you. And then I went, Ugh.

SPEAKER_03 43:44

Yep. No, it's more like, oh yes.

SPEAKER_01 43:46

Tyrone, knock it off. Fucking cameras. No, no, Tyr Tyrone's over there going, shit fuck cot. I know. Cunt, cunt, cunt. I'm like, God damn it, Tyrone. You see Tyrone anymore? Uh yeah, I won't tell no, I don't want to say it now, but yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:00

Did you see him?

SPEAKER_01 44:00

No.

SPEAKER_03 44:01

He's alive?

SPEAKER_01 44:02

Yeah. Ish, I think. He's living in his car. Wow. Oh over by Maverick. We can cut this out. Tyrone.

SPEAKER_03 44:10

No. Let's leave it in. Tyrone's a friend. Tyrone, I hope you get uh better days on you, man.

SPEAKER_01 44:16

Stop drinking, you fucking alcoholic fuck. Cheers.

SPEAKER_03 44:18

Uh not you. All right, bye. Hey, we're gonna wrap this show up. We'll be back next week and we'll be better. I promise you. Maybe it'll be the same shit.

SPEAKER_05 44:32

Thanks.

SPEAKER_03 44:34

Thanks, Patrick. Okay, bye. Nice talking to you, Callie. Thank you. Didn't hear much from you. You told me. I know. I didn't tell I wasn't serious.

SPEAKER_01 44:40

She had a she had a good zinger, dude. She had it. She's great. Yeah. You know why? Well, so Patrick's. She puts up with his ass. That's why she's great. She could stay for the next one. Yeah, and he's gotta go. Put him in timeout in the car. Yeah. I'm gonna call in.

SPEAKER_03 44:56

Oh, that'd be good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:01

Am I on? Am I on? He's all sweating in the car. He's like, can someone crack the window?

SPEAKER_03 45:06

Guys, thanks for hanging.

SPEAKER_05 45:08

What the duck?

SPEAKER_03 45:11

We'll see you next round rooms race.