S6 Ep.#24- The Real McCoy

The Crew Talks About 8th Grade Graduation, Visiting Your Parents,  Older Kids Still Living At Home, Abe's Guy Trip To Australia, TVs Around Your House, Younger Generation Doesn't Watch TV Shows Anymore, Derek Is Retiring From Baseball Coach, The Michael Movie, VR Games, Black History Game, Y2K, And Other Nonsense. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:23

Welcome to the Human Drake Show. That wasn't me going. It's one of you guys. Welcome to the show. It's Derek, Abe, and Kate today. Great fucking song, dude. Yeah, dude. I love it.

SPEAKER_07 0:40

It's uh Reservoir Dogs.

SPEAKER_04 0:42

Yeah, I was gonna say it's uh one of them Quentin Yeah, yeah. He's always got the great soundtrack, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 0:49

That Jackie Brown, good soundtrack.

SPEAKER_04 0:52

Everything. So, what is happening? It is Friday. We're hanging out. The door opened in the studio.

SPEAKER_05 0:59

Beautiful. Yeah. People rolling up. Are they rolling up? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's okay. Fucking Vinny's gonna be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_02 1:06

Vinny has the door open before she even pulled in. Yeah. Again now.

SPEAKER_04 1:10

Touch and roll. Hey Vinny. What's up, dude? Say hi to your fans out there. This is Vinny. Hey. What's up, fans? What's up, fans? Wow, man. Mr. P right there. What do you got? I'm in the middle of the show.

SPEAKER_03 1:25

What are you doing? Can I show you something? Sure. So I got him one in this classroom. I got four, four, four, two. Okay. Vinny's in trouble. And I got one one, and she gave me one.

SPEAKER_07 1:36

His hair is extra extra curly today.

SPEAKER_03 1:39

You got a one?

SPEAKER_04 1:40

Get your ass out of here. Get out of here. No, I'm in the middle of recording and you bring this shit up. Well, you told me I could show you, and then you're just getting out of here. Why would you show me something shit like that, dude?

SPEAKER_03 1:51

Well, because I'm saying it's dumb.

SPEAKER_04 1:54

You're dumb.

SPEAKER_07 1:56

That's the whole point.

SPEAKER_04 1:57

Well, so much for our first topic. Vinny was supposed to graduate next week. I hope you get fucking summer school, dude, and you're ruined. I hope you do. I'm not going to ruin it. Because you're such a punk. Go read a book, nerd. Actually, a nerd is smart. No, well, he needs to be a nerd. He needs to be a nerd. His last day of school's next week. Oh shit. Eighth grade graduation. Oh man. I remember my eighth grade graduation. I wore a tuxedo. In LA or here? It was in Oroville, California.

SPEAKER_05 2:32

Northern Cali.

SPEAKER_04 2:33

Yeah, Northern Cali. But I was going out with a seventh grader, and she wanted to go to a dance so bad that her parents paid for a limousine and bought me a tuck or rented me a tux. Oh because she got this pretty dress, you know, and I'm like, I'm going in jeans. I don't know. Slayer shirt. So I just found the picture too. Did you? Standing there in my white tux with a big red cumber bun and a bow tie. I can't even get this guy to wear a dress shirt.

SPEAKER_02 3:04

He can't even wear jeans.

SPEAKER_04 3:07

He's so weird.

SPEAKER_07 3:08

Wait, wait, wait. You you you go out of your way to put your hair like that and wear the damn bonnet every night and all that. You know, whatever, whatever they do. But but you won't get fit going?

SPEAKER_02 3:20

No, he wears sweatpants every day.

SPEAKER_04 3:22

Dude, it's 140 in Phoenix and sweatpants because he's getting leg hair.

SPEAKER_02 3:27

And he'll wear a sweatshirt sometimes too. Shave that shit.

SPEAKER_04 3:31

No, just fucking be a man and have leg hair.

SPEAKER_07 3:34

That too, yeah. Like jeez.

SPEAKER_04 3:37

But yeah, he's pants, they got a sag, but not too bad. Yeah, it's it's no no. Dude, you gotta start wearing. But I can't even get him to wear a nice button up. You know, I'm like, come on, you gotta dress up. It's wax or something, yeah. We'll see what he he better not show up to his graduation in fucking sweatpants.

SPEAKER_07 3:58

My mom made me wear a suit to my high school graduation. And I was I had my chucks in the car because I wanted to throw my my Chuck Taylors on. And she's like, if you go out there with those shoes, I'm gonna kick your ass. I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_04 4:10

Well that began to look like by high school, I remember a lot of people were showing up in tuxedos with chucks on. Chucks were they go kind of with everything. Yeah. I can never wear them, dude. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:25

That's how it was like with vans when I was in high school. Like prom and stuff, like everybody, like nobody wore dress shoes or heels. It was all vans.

SPEAKER_07 4:33

Yeah, they had their uh their matching color vans too they were wearing. Yep, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 4:37

I can't wear vans hardly anymore. Just they're too flat. You could buy the nice cushy ones now, but if I'm wearing those and I'm walking around all day, I kill your feet. Fuck, dude. I'm like, ah, we take them off. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_07 4:51

I remember by eighth grade, my feet were to the size where I was wearing my mom's vans, and my mom always had like a night, like every color van she had white. Super clean, super clean, brand new. Yeah. So when mine were thrashed, I'd go in and take her, she'd get some vans. It's like, what happened to my black vans? I don't know. And I got them their wood marker, and yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:13

So summer is coming, and not for adults. We still work all summer.

SPEAKER_07 5:20

Have you seen that commercial where the girl's like, well, it's June 30th. I'll see you guys in September. And they're like telling her, What do you mean? She's like, Well, it's summer break, right? And she's like, We don't get summer break.

SPEAKER_04 5:29

Or they like work in an office or something.

SPEAKER_07 5:31

She's like, What do you mean you don't get summer breaks? She's like, Yeah, we do this. She's like, Well, when do you get a break? And the lady goes, When you retire or you die.

SPEAKER_04 5:38

Die? Vinny, just up until last year, still thought that you gotta work all summer? Like, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 5:47

Like, I get a summer break.

SPEAKER_04 5:49

Well, you're just breaking. Yeah. Hopefully. That's funny. Hopefully you get your place here soon.

SPEAKER_00 5:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:58

Because what are we gonna do when that baby's here? I'm not gonna be here. You know, can't be here.

SPEAKER_02 6:06

Oh, I have no choice.

SPEAKER_04 6:08

No, you'll have a choice. Fucking hotel.

SPEAKER_07 6:12

Hotel. Have that kid in the bathtub.

SPEAKER_04 6:16

You know, I I love babies. Don't get me wrong. I I really love babies and I love the cooing and cying and but I fucking hate crying so bad. It'll ruin my day. Hire a night nurse. She's a night nurse. She's a mom.

unknown 6:32

Take care of your fucking baby.

SPEAKER_04 6:34

I know how she is.

SPEAKER_02 6:36

Me? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:37

What do you mean? I didn't even hear. Bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 6:41

That's not how I am.

SPEAKER_07 6:42

Do we know the sex yet? It's a girl. It's a girl. It's a girl. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 6:50

Little Lucy. Remember? We came. Oh, you were missing probably this.

SPEAKER_07 6:53

I probably was gonna No, I think I remember us talking about names.

SPEAKER_04 6:56

Little Lucy. But today I'm driving around practicing nicknames. I'm definitely calling her like Lulu. Lucifer. We'll have to see her personality. That's the shitty part about kids, is you don't know what they're gonna be until they're here. Right. I'm just going, I hope it's not a crier.

SPEAKER_07 7:17

You know, some people, oh yeah, never cried, it was just a great baby. Start calling her John. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:23

John Cryer.

SPEAKER_07 7:25

Protector.

SPEAKER_04 7:27

You just don't know if you're gonna get this colicky baby that's a pain in the ass. Yeah. And that's just the tone of if I'm gonna like this kid or not.

SPEAKER_07 7:35

Yeah. Grandpa might not like you.

SPEAKER_04 7:39

Hey. Come back when you're ten and stop bitching. No, but I I'm I'm coming to reality that it's happening soon? Like a month? And a half?

SPEAKER_03 7:52

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 7:54

Wow. Run around again. We're gonna bring her on the show. Yeah, yeah. She'll be our commentator. Just fucking cry for an hour straight.

SPEAKER_07 8:04

It's it's either that or listen to Jeff cry for an hour. Entertaining.

SPEAKER_04 8:09

Jeff's not here. He had to work a full day today, so he's She's very upset. Yeah. Not gonna be in the mood. He's a hot. How do you know that you're not gonna be in the mood at eight in the morning? You're just letting a bad moment that you're gonna drag with you all day.

SPEAKER_07 8:22

Yeah, but you know, dude, I've had shitty starts to my day, and it just maybe it's me, you're right, like keeping myself like that, but it it goes through the day. And I and I can't.

SPEAKER_04 8:33

I hanging out with your fucking friends. No, and I can't.

SPEAKER_02 8:36

Right, I feel like if I'm not having a good start to my day, I'd be like, fuck yeah, I'm gonna come hang out after work instead of being like, Oh, I gotta get better. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 8:45

Sometimes I am like, okay, day shitty, I'm coming home and everyone leave me alone. And I'm gonna come home and play the video games and be left.

SPEAKER_04 8:52

My day is always fine until I get home. And then I'm like, fuck, I don't wanna be here. Fucking people laying on my couch. Kids. I mean, get back to the root of it, it's fucking kids.

SPEAKER_02 9:08

It wasn't my idea to be born.

SPEAKER_04 9:10

Yeah, well my idea to have a 30-year-old living with me either. Like and I was thinking of that, like you know, when you're once you grow up. I was thinking of my dad today. I'm thinking, man, I need to get go see my dad. Yeah think about it. Once you're past twenty, unless you're a fucking loser and still living at home, you see your parents like once a year, you know, if you move away or if you're I couldn't imagine.

SPEAKER_02 9:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 9:39

I you know, I talk to them more, but No, I get I get guilt into it twice a year. You live in the same town with them, so you just say because even so then I see them twice.

SPEAKER_04 9:50

So after after twenty years old, you see your parents sixty more times in your life when you saw them in two months sixty times, you know? Right. Right. So it's like, man, I should get my ass out there. But then you got shit bags that live with their parents until they're 30.

SPEAKER_02 10:09

I just moved in.

SPEAKER_07 10:11

I'm like, Samuel, I feel like you've never left. My brother Sam, so my brother Sam not only lives with my parents, but his 13-year-old son and his nine-year-old daughter live with my parents. So he has his room. They each have their own room at my mom's house, and then you know my parents have their bedroom.

SPEAKER_04 10:31

So And it's not just you, Kate. I mean, there's a lot of a lot more people lately that just live with their fucking parents. It comes sucks, dude. You should be able to do it. I get it, but man, what like go fucking do something? You know. I'm not talking straight on you. I'm talking in general. General. Go fucking do something. And these people parents that enable the kids and just let them live there. Fuck you. No. What is that doing for them? You know, they're just waiting for you to die so they can take your inheritance to get it my uh it's gonna be my house someday. You know? Yeah, only because you go get your own shit, man. Yeah, you see this? Yeah, all me. It's all me. Fucking scratch, bro. Huh? I got a pair of tennis shoes, a TV and a guitar, and a duffel bag. You're like, I'm gonna go make my own way. And this is what I got now. And you're like, look at the biggest. Yeah, two duffel bags, two guitars, two T four TVs now, dude. Everybody.

SPEAKER_07 11:22

Everybody big time. Not Vicios either, Samsung's.

SPEAKER_04 11:28

I got a shitty one out here, but inside they're all Sony's and Samsung's.

SPEAKER_07 11:34

Out in the garage, I got the Vestio, but you know. I had a customer give me one and uh a TV like almost brand new. She's like, I'm just gonna throw it out. You want it? I was like, Yeah, yeah. And so I was like, where the hell do I put it? So I put a big rack in my garage and put the TV out there. Which I don't like though, because it's like, okay, Jen, like you can watch what you want to watch while you're working. Have the garage door open and while you're working in there, painting, whatever, clean up the garage. I go, yeah, but I watch like bad things that if my neighbors are walking by and they're gonna see like a watch and like Do you worry about that? Oh yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, it's little ladies that live by walking their dogs and it's gonna be fuck them, dude. It's gonna be me watching a podcast where a dude's talking about like boning a prostitute or something, you know.

SPEAKER_04 12:17

All they gotta do is keep on walking by.

SPEAKER_07 12:18

I guess something like that might be a little rough.

SPEAKER_04 12:20

Remember we used to do the movies out in the front yard? Yeah, yeah. I was putting horror movies out there. Not not whores, but horror. Horror. Yeah. You know, we're at scary movies, blood, and shit. People are driving by, like, what the fuck did I just say? Fuck them, dude. It's my house. Uh uh. I'm not gonna sit out here and watch porn on fucking 50 volume, you know, or nothing.

SPEAKER_07 12:43

But your neighbor's walking by and he's just you're like, well, she's like, who's clapping?

SPEAKER_04 12:54

Yeah, so I do need to go see my dad. And last time I went and saw my dad, Wendy and Vinny didn't even go with me. Where's he at? He's up in Northern California by Chico Paradise, California. Okay. I went with Justin. Oh shit. Guy's trip. Uh guy's trip, buddy. Wendy's like, fuck it, go. And like, you want to go, dude? So we went and then so I this is a little segue. Little segue into you. It's a me. You're going in on a guy's trip.

SPEAKER_07 13:26

I'm going a guy's trip in July. Just you two. Just me and Steve. Okay. And we're going halfway across the world to Australia for two weeks.

SPEAKER_02 13:33

Have you ever been to Australia?

SPEAKER_07 13:34

I have not. No. So we were supposed to go, I don't know if you remember, we were supposed to go um March of 2020.

SPEAKER_04 13:42

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_07 13:43

And we were literally packed up to go.

SPEAKER_04 13:44

Oh, you and Jen?

SPEAKER_07 13:45

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 13:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 13:46

Fucking pandemic hit. Up to the night before we were up late deciding, like, do we go? But then what happens if we get stuck over there? Like, like we can't just just so like we we fought, so we started calling that night, getting our refunds back, our airport.

SPEAKER_04 14:02

Were they good working with you?

SPEAKER_07 14:03

Some knowing some did like we we paid for the insurance, so of course you don't get the insurance, you get the cost of your tickets, but not the extra, you know, two, three hundred dollars I spent on insurance. Sending with the Airbnb, one Airbnb we lost money on altogether for the five grand we spent on the trip. We cost a grand. We got no, we got we like $1,200 we lost. Yeah, we we didn't get back, but we got most of the other back. And then we were supposed to go do a week there in Australia. Our buddy was gonna take us up and down the beach and the coast and hang out, and then we were supposed to go do a week in New Zealand, go to Hobbit Town and you know, drive around New Zealand and just go where they filmed the Hobbit and everything.

SPEAKER_04 14:38

Like just that would be bitching. Oh now, Australia was always a bucket list of mine until the internet.

SPEAKER_05 14:46

Why would happen?

SPEAKER_04 14:48

I don't think I want to go there. They got the creepiest fucking animals, yeah, insects.

SPEAKER_07 14:53

But we have that shit here, and I asked my buddy about that exactly. I go, what about big ass hunting spiders? You can fucking walk at the He's like, I've seen them. He's like, but we we live we have suburban neighborhoods. He said, You don't see Yeah, I'm sure they have, but you're not going to the Outpack.

unknown 15:06

Right.

SPEAKER_02 15:07

People like look at like scorpions or like centipedes like in Arizona and stuff, and probably the same thing.

SPEAKER_07 15:13

Oh, Jen's friend was um visiting last week and she brought a boyfriend there from Washington, from Seattle, outside of Seattle, and he wanted to go scorpion hunting. I'm like, buddy, you don't really see scorpions. I'm like, I haven't seen a scorpion in years, man. He goes, Really? They're not like under rocks everywhere? I'm like, no.

SPEAKER_04 15:30

Oh, maybe. I mean, I don't pick up a lot of rocks anymore either, dude.

SPEAKER_07 15:34

You know, when Johnny first started here during the summer, I would tell him, just say, be careful when you're picking up rocks, like rattlesnakes for sure.

SPEAKER_04 15:40

Pick them up towards you.

SPEAKER_07 15:41

Yeah, right, right, right. And I told him, and bull snakes. Bull snakes you'll see more than you'll see at rattlesnakes. Yeah, they bite you, but they're yeah, they're non-venomous.

SPEAKER_04 15:49

Non-venomous, but they look like rattlesnakes.

SPEAKER_07 15:50

Have you ever seen that meme? Yeah. Have you seen that meme where the guy's showing this buddy the snake and he goes, Is this thing poisonous? And he goes, No. And then the snake bites him and he's dying. He goes, but they're venomous. Not poisonous, but they're venomous.

SPEAKER_04 16:03

There's so much shit there in Australia, like if the Outback, you know, like Well, I want a kangaroo burger. What about what about going outside and get to your car and then you gotta fight a fucking kangaroo, bro? Box them, dude. Australian stuff. Yeah, dude. You see these jacked fucking kangaroos?

SPEAKER_07 16:20

Um, dude.

SPEAKER_04 16:21

I think they're on steroids, dude.

SPEAKER_07 16:22

Have you seen some of them fuckers? Yeah, yeah. They come out all jacked and they flex on you. They're like, uh Kangaroo Jack? The movie?

SPEAKER_04 16:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 16:33

With uh uh uh Jerry O'Connell.

SPEAKER_04 16:35

Jerry Connell's just good one. That's a horrible movie.

SPEAKER_07 16:38

But no, it's great, dude.

SPEAKER_04 16:40

I just watched it like last year.

SPEAKER_07 16:42

It holds up, dude. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:46

Sounds about right when they run them over, and then he they put the sweater on. Dude, I remember that movie. They put a sweatshirt on them, but the the money's in the sweatshirt that they're supposed to transfer. Yeah. And they put sunglasses on. They're like, hey, check it out, man. It looks like Jackie Legs from the hood. And then, oh, it does look like Jackie Legs. Then he fucking wakes up and bounces off with their money. So they're trying to the whole movie, they're trying to catch this kangaroo. Yeah, get their money back. Fucking funny, man. Fuck. Who comes out back, Mike?

SPEAKER_07 17:16

But so you got you're going, uh So we're going, but then the whole thing now is that Jen's kind of upset. Like, oh, so you're gonna get to go have our dream vacation with our. Is she saying that or is she being She's not, but you know, you know how women say a lot without saying much. So, you know, even though she was like, You should go, so you deserve it. You've been working on it like fucking. Oh, tickets are bought. We're going. We're going. We're going. When are you going? Uh July. July 3rd through the 15th or 18th. Oh shit. Yeah, dude. So two weaker. I'll call you. I'll I'll phone one in.

SPEAKER_04 17:49

Oh, dude, that'd be awesome, man. And get like a fucking local with you, so we can so you can talk to him and go, I might get die.

SPEAKER_07 17:58

That's not die. You you can't take my picture. Uh probably that's what's gonna No uh uh Tuies. Tui's is the the beer, and we we can get it here. I've had it before. I never heard of that one. Oh, Tuies, good beer, dude.

SPEAKER_04 18:11

I feel like Foster's would be a joke. Like we don't really drink that night.

SPEAKER_07 18:16

Oh, they do, they do, but but it's not their two's is more of the thing, or um foster's I'm gonna have to do a shoey too.

SPEAKER_04 18:23

It's like a can of oil. No, you gotta use two hands to drink it. It's like ah, a little silly. But I like the beer.

SPEAKER_07 18:30

And you know they're gonna make us do a shoey. You know what a shoey is, right? Uh no. That's where you take your shoe off, you pour beer in it, and you drink it. Oh, okay. Australians, that's that's their tradition. It's called a shoey. Okay. I know. My buddy was here, he did it for Steve's wedding in front of everybody, his toast.

SPEAKER_04 18:44

Some fucking brand new shoes with you. Yeah, I was gonna say some new shoes, put some fucking plastic baggies in there.

SPEAKER_07 18:50

Or one of those, you know, mugs that's the boot, you know, the boots. Yeah, I'm gonna take one of those and pretend and pull it out. You wearing glass fucking shoes, bro?

SPEAKER_05 18:58

What are you doing? What you got going on that night?

SPEAKER_04 19:02

I know they do Aussie shots there. Uh, what's an Aussie shot? Where are you fucking bite the head off a bat? Oh. That's wrong Aussie, wrong Aussie.

SPEAKER_07 19:10

I know you say when you go down a crazy train.

SPEAKER_04 19:12

Well, I used to do them all the time at Chewy's back in the day. They're called Aussie shots. So you get a shot tequila, you fucking snort the salt, you slam the shot, and then you open your eye and squeeze the lime in your eye. And people are like, oh, it's the Aussie shot. And I had to tell people, Ozzy, like Ozzy, A-U-S-S-I-E. Aussie. It's the Aussie shot, not Ozzie Osborne's right.

SPEAKER_05 19:38

Right, right, right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:39

Josh Wiseky. I always thought it was Ozzy Osborne because he snorted ants and shit. I'm like, no, no, no. But that's what they do in Australia, apparently. Fuck you, man. I don't know why you're doing that. You gotta do it.

SPEAKER_07 19:49

Have you seen the uh the new trend of bartenders now that you ask for the shot, she puts the shot in her mouth, she spits it in your head. Spits it, yeah, and slaps you. Yeah. What the fuck? Why would you want that? Why is that a thing?

SPEAKER_04 20:00

2020 was only six years ago. Yeah. You couldn't wear a mask, now you're spitting in my mouth.

unknown 20:05

Right. Right.

SPEAKER_07 20:06

Right. We went from quarantining six feet away to now you can spit my mouth and slap me.

SPEAKER_04 20:12

Yeah, I'm not into that. They wear buckets on their head and smack them and give me my shot.

SPEAKER_07 20:20

Are you gonna be avoiding cruises for a little bit now? No. With the fucking hontivirus out? No.

SPEAKER_04 20:26

Nah. I mean, fuck. I don't have a cruise planned or nothing.

SPEAKER_07 20:31

Like, but it wouldn't deter you with all these things. I don't know. I don't deters me, dude.

SPEAKER_04 20:35

Like, I don't know if I'd wanna I don't even know anything about it, to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_07 20:39

So uh bunch of people on a cruise got sick, three people died, um, because they got hontivirus. It's um you contract it from uh a mouse feces or rotot. Oh, okay. I did hear it but I heard that it's not really it's not contagious, it's not contagious, and and the media's just scaring people like so don't eat fucking rat shit.

unknown 20:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 20:57

They said one guy got off into like wherever they were at and he was like visiting some kind of dump, and that's where he contracted it and then got like eating trash out of the I mean what the fuck? He was boning a rat or something. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 21:08

You know what's funny you say this. The reason I have heard this is I bought a black stone and we have this mouse that runs around the back, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 21:19

He's 'cause against the field back there, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:20

Yeah, I just let him he's my buddy, you know. I see him scares me once in a while.

SPEAKER_07 21:25

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_04 21:25

Well, I went to open that fucker up and it's full of mouse turds all over the fucking top. And I'm like, nah, we can, you know, we'll burn it all off and clean it. And Wendy's like, I will never eat anything off that. I'm like, oh we clean it up good enough. Yeah, yeah. And then she's like, see? Throw that motherfucker on the front and get rid of it. Yeah. And now I'm going, Yeah, I mean I think I bought that thing for 150 bucks.

SPEAKER_07 21:52

I I might, buddy, I would. Yeah. Like I've never seen anything close to a rat in our house, 'cause even though we have those fields, you know, as you're coming Our house. We have those fields with but the mice. I see them little pack rats, but never had them in our house, dude.

SPEAKER_04 22:05

Like Yeah, I don't have them in the house.

SPEAKER_07 22:06

But we have neighborhood cats that roam, and I think a lot of the cats in our neighborhood keep the the mice in check.

SPEAKER_04 22:12

See, we had a cat for a while. All she would do is play with it, bring it inside, let it go, and show us. Let it go. I'm like, go fucking get that thing. Yeah, kill that bugger.

SPEAKER_02 22:23

And with the lizards.

SPEAKER_04 22:24

Oh man. I'm getting better with lizards, but she brought in snakes. She brought a bird in.

SPEAKER_02 22:31

It's flying around the house. We can't catch it.

SPEAKER_07 22:34

A bird in one time, still alive, and then we came home one day, feathers everywhere in our house. We were like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 22:40

She had a baby bunny in our house. Oh like a little one, and it was chirping. Like was that Nikki or is that it was with Nikki. It was in Chino, the Chino house. In the middle of the night, and we're like, what is that noise? And walked down the hallway. Little tiny baby bunny. I wouldn't pick it up, man. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna keep it. It was not hurt or nothing, but Nikki must have brought it inside. Yeah, yeah. I was like, hey, got me a new pet. But now we threw it outside.

SPEAKER_07 23:11

This new dog is destroying every freaking toy and squeaker that I'm like, if you ever got a hold of any kind of rodent, he's gonna just Do you pull the squeakers out now?

SPEAKER_04 23:21

No, no. We let him we let him. Because remember Jeff's dog ate the fucking squeaker, had to go to vet.

SPEAKER_05 23:27

No, no, no. We leave them in there, but if we see them like they're coming out, get the water.

SPEAKER_07 23:30

They're coming out, we get them to fuck out. Well, the other thing he's done now twice is um we buy him, we call it his hei, you know, for Moana. You ever watch Moana? No. I would figure you wouldn't know, but Moana, the chicken's called Hei Hey. So we bought him a chicken that he loves. So we're like, hey, go get your hei. So he goes he gets the hey, but he ate the wings. We're like, where did the wings go? Little fucker swallowed them. Oh so now like I'm looking at his poop and you see the little red from like the string. From the string, and the same thing with his ropes. He's eating the string from the rope and it comes out of his poop.

SPEAKER_04 24:00

I'm like Dennis had a fucking string hanging out of his ass, dude, because he gets his fucking rope uh knot ropes, you know? And he just shreds them. And then I'm looking, he's out there, and I'm like, he's got a fucking red string hanging out of his ass. You just gotta go up there and rip it out. Yeah, hope there's not a knot at the end, you know.

SPEAKER_07 24:22

Yeah, yeah. Well, next time you guys again do maybe like a day trip, bring bring him over. Yeah. Because we think Loki wants to play with him. Like we have a good day.

SPEAKER_04 24:29

They'll be gone all weekend. This weekend? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 24:32

But Kate'll be here. Okay. Okay. So I gotta work this weekend, unfortunately. So we gotta pick a weekend. Let me know like ahead of time so I can take it off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:40

Ugh. Dennis needs a play date. He went to Wags last week.

SPEAKER_07 24:44

Uh okay. Do you get him the playtime when he's there? Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. The two hours or four hours?

SPEAKER_04 24:50

Usually a full day. Full day. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 24:52

We usually do the half day because that's like two hours.

SPEAKER_04 24:55

I know. Full days four hours. Didn't they take pictures, you know, while they're out there? Never see Dennis. Mom Wendy is more into looking at every 20 minutes on Wags to see if Dennis is in there.

SPEAKER_02 25:09

She's like, I can't believe I even checked on him all day.

SPEAKER_04 25:11

Like and you never see him, dude. I'm like, are they fucking taking him out there, man? Yeah, are we paying for something? There's no way that he's just avoiding every picture. Every character. You see him in the background or something, dude. So I even said it last time. I'm like, you sure he's going out there? We look at all the pictures, we never see him. Well, some dogs don't aren't so photogenic. Like, I don't care if it's a bad picture. I want proof that he's seeing him. I want to see him outside playing. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 25:38

You know, I want to see if I get my money's worth.

SPEAKER_04 25:41

In my mind, man, poor guys just they're like, not you. You ain't going out.

SPEAKER_07 25:47

You look like a grumpy old man, you know.

SPEAKER_04 25:49

Sit down, black dog.

SPEAKER_07 25:52

We took him in. We took Loki in last time we went to Cali a week and a half ago, two weeks ago. And um, right as we're in the lobby, one of the girls comes out from the back, she goes, Uh-oh, it's Loki. And I was like, oh no. They're like, is he that bad? They're like, no, we no, we love him. They're like, he's just so rambuc rambunctious, and he just plays like crazy.

SPEAKER_04 26:11

You don't like to hear that. You're like, uh-oh, is that Loki?

SPEAKER_07 26:14

And I was like, oh shit, dude. My kid's the one that's bad. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:18

Talking to him, hey, you gotta be good, man. We're gonna let you back here.

SPEAKER_07 26:21

It was the cutest thing too because they did his um his goodbye bath and they put a little bandana on him. So he came out with this little bandana.

SPEAKER_04 26:30

First time we took uh Dennis there, he fucking shit and pissed himself. She was so freaked out. Uh-uh. They had to bathe him. Yeah. He doesn't bathe very well. According to Wendy, he did good today. Got a bath today. She's like, look at my arms. No scratches. No scratches. Fucking scratched up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just sits there fucking shaking and like he's shitting out a chicken bone, dude. He's just fucking and it's hard to she wears long sleeves and shit. Yeah, just to try to. But he did good today. I've tried everything, like putting peanut butter on the side of the tub. Yeah, yeah. So he sit there and lick the tub and you can wash him. No, it's he doesn't like water.

SPEAKER_07 27:11

Yeah, he just does not like it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:14

You know. Vinny used to not like water. Really? He never showered. That fucker guy showers. He likes to shower at 10 30 at night.

SPEAKER_02 27:24

Oh my god, pisses me off. Blasting his stupid music. Every time. His stupid rap music. Where'd he fucking learn it from you? Not the stuff he listens to.

SPEAKER_04 27:41

That's the moment.

SPEAKER_02 27:42

No, he listens to like like Don Tolliver. That's like just like that.

SPEAKER_04 27:48

Blair in it. 10 30 at night.

SPEAKER_02 27:50

And I had to tell him again last night. And then I had to come and get mom to like tell him to turn it down. And then he'd text me. He's like, it's not even loud. I'm like, it's 11 o'clock at night. It's loud. So he turned it down like one not. And I'm like, just turn it off.

SPEAKER_04 28:06

He should have said, get out of the house. Get your own house. Yeah, get your own place, buddy.

SPEAKER_07 28:10

Didn't bother us. We're on the other side of the house. I don't care. I know I uh Jen gets mad at me because I'll uh I'll YouTube. You know, I like watching cops, dude, cops, and then uh uh uh uh what is it, the AE show, uh live PD. I love those shows, dude. Those are my jams. I love to see people incriminate themselves and say the stupidest shit you shouldn't tell the police.

SPEAKER_04 28:32

I like live PD when it was live PD.

unknown 28:36

Right.

SPEAKER_04 28:37

Or it's always just previously recorded. If you watch it live, man, there's a there's a chance you're gonna see some fucking shit going on. But if it's recorded, you know they're gonna cut out anything.

SPEAKER_07 28:47

Anything bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that, but I'm when I'm in the shower, I prop it up on our little caddy. You're watching cops right here. I'm watching cops while I'm taking the shower. Jen's like, bro, you're taking 20 minutes, shower in five, and get out and watch your cops. And I'm like, no, I get to the good part. Hold on. And then I'm like I take a bath, like I'll take a shower really quick, and then I'll sit and soak in some Epsom salts, which I haven't done, dude. I think I should do. But I'll soak in the Epsom salts and that like dude, just sit there on my phone forever watching cops, watching something.

SPEAKER_04 29:17

Rick and Morty. See, I'm more like her. I'm like, man, I want to watch this. I could shower in three minutes, seven minutes, I'm out. Uh then I'll go lay in the AC and watch your shit. Watch my shit. But I don't care. I'll bring a phone into the shower. Rob ever. I do.

SPEAKER_02 29:36

You should move your uh TV from the garage into the bathroom.

SPEAKER_07 29:40

Throw it right above the shower. Yeah. There you go. Do you remember in the office when Michael buys his L C D his little flat screen? And he's telling Junior, like, look at my flat screen. He's like, $200. I should get one of those, just one of those little like 20-inch one, put it on top of the shower so that I'm showering it. I can just shoot it, freaking screen uh screen uh mirror it, and just watch my shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:02

See, if I had a TV in there, I'd probably stay in there a little longer. I'll go in there and you know, take a crap or something and play on my phone until my legs are sleeping. What am I doing? Get out of here. Have you seen that? You get a wipe, there's nothing there. You can just dry. Okay, I'll put that bidet on and just start watching. And things on for like five minutes, dude. I'm like, I'm a fool, my stomach's getting full.

SPEAKER_07 30:40

That's enough. It's enough of that.

SPEAKER_04 30:43

And an air dryer for 10.

SPEAKER_07 30:45

That's why.

SPEAKER_04 30:46

Bunch, a bunch of TikToks.

SPEAKER_07 30:48

That's what I did. I think I need a I think I need a TV in every uh bathroom. I'm gonna start throwing, I'm gonna start throwing TV in random places now just so it's just there. My dad bought my mom a giant tablet. So it's an actual touch tablet, and he bought her one for the kitchen because she's always putting up her little phone to do the dishes or when she's cooking and she's watching her novellas or whatever. So my dad bought her this big old touch tablet that she can do that on and see it better. And my dad's crazy and he has cameras everywhere in the house, no joke. Like living room, everywhere except the bedrooms. He's got like two in the living room, one in the kitchen, he's got one in the front. Because he's creepy. I don't know. I'm like, why do you want cameras everywhere? I want to see what's going on in my house. I'm like, What do you think's going on in your house? It's not like I can see everything. So, and he's got like two in the backyard because they they have a big house out in Chino, they're on an acre lot, and so they have a good sized property, so like he's got cameras everywhere, and on that big tablet is the whole surveillance system, so you can touch screen.

SPEAKER_04 31:50

He's got a little broom with his chair and just sits there. What's that? He just watches. It's just the wind.

SPEAKER_07 31:56

Yeah, yeah. Dude, I kid you not. I'm like, what do you what do you why would you do that?

SPEAKER_04 32:00

Well as you get older, you gotta find shit that entertains you, and that's it, I guess. That's it, you know.

SPEAKER_07 32:07

Something in his garage too. He's got his whole, he's got a three-car garage. Um, and he built his whole bench with his computer screen swivel. So as he's working on stuff, he's got the uh the video, the YouTube video telling him how to tick apart whatever he's working on, you know what I mean? So he has that. But what I want to buy him is the uh the goggles, the Google, not the uh, is it the Apple ones?

SPEAKER_02 32:29

The Apple Vision.

SPEAKER_07 32:30

Apple Vision, yeah, because that will literally you look at the car and it literally like boop boop, boop.

SPEAKER_04 32:35

Isn't that wild? I couldn't even imagine that shit as a kid, like this is where we're at. I couldn't remind I remember being probably 10, so like 84. Go, man, wouldn't I be I think uh uh Betamax was out and you had VHS coming in and all, but your laser discs, of course. But I'm like, man, could you imagine like just say any movie and it played? That'll never happen. It's not even possible. Right. And here we are. Well, we were talking about basically any fucking movie you ever want to see or we're talking about commercials.

SPEAKER_07 33:09

Kids don't know about commercials. Some do, because some apps.

SPEAKER_04 33:12

We do have our list for commercials. Uh Jeff wasn't here today, so we're gonna save it.

SPEAKER_07 33:18

We'll probably wait till you see our buttons.

SPEAKER_04 33:19

But we're gonna probably have a lot of the same ones, but that's for the fun part. We're gonna do a draft. We'll eliminate what we've got to do. So, like if you say I take that, I'm like, I guess Flintstone Kids is out.

SPEAKER_07 33:31

Ten million strong. But yeah, kids don't deal with fucking uh commercials anymore. You don't put kids, they don't even have a lot of people. They don't watch TV. Yeah, TV.

SPEAKER_04 33:42

Then he would there's so many good TV shows. I think we mentioned it the other night. She was into Nickelodeon and this kind of thing.

SPEAKER_07 33:48

Yeah, you had like iCarly and Drake and Jack.

SPEAKER_04 33:51

Yeah, like um Sweet Laugh at Zack and Cody, yeah, and Montana.

SPEAKER_02 33:55

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:57

There's still shows, but he would rather play a video game or watch YouTube, fucking TikToks and shit. Yeah. And you don't worry, you don't have commercials on those.

SPEAKER_07 34:09

We had Small Wonder, we had Mr. Belvedere, we had, you know, uh a step by step, Family Matters, uh uh fresh prints, like those days are over with the great sitcoms.

SPEAKER_04 34:21

Yeah. They're still out there, but they're targeted to us. Because we're the ones that used to watch.

SPEAKER_02 34:28

Or they're like reboots of those old ones. Right.

SPEAKER_04 34:32

Sure. There's a lot. Like Vinny's generation, they just don't watch TV. Like if he's watching TV, he's watching a Laker game. Drink. You know. They don't fucking drink pussies, dude. They don't smoke. Huffin' gas, man. When I was his age, man, I was fucking huffing gas and finger blasting chicks. No, no, this guy's out there fucking pussy. Talking about his internet's down.

SPEAKER_07 34:57

Yeah. Now they now they vape and fucking drink mocktails when they're like a mocktail party, man.

SPEAKER_04 35:04

But you know, I'd rather that than doing what he's doing than what I'm doing. You are doing. I gave that up, man.

SPEAKER_07 35:14

You're blessed.

SPEAKER_04 35:16

Come on, man. Come on, you know. You're going up your buddy, it's not that much. Come on. Oh. Yeah. Got any big plans this weekend?

SPEAKER_07 35:30

No, buddy. Again, working.

SPEAKER_04 35:32

Um, so now, you know, because I gotta pay for the Australia trip. I gotta pay for the Australia trip. So that's that you don't have to pay for it. Yeah, I don't have to pay for it. You have to pay her off, is what you need money for.

SPEAKER_07 35:42

Well, that's the thing too. That's uh uh I gotta now make sure so she doesn't get mad, I get a good trip plan. So I want to take her to Scotland. So before the end of the year, I want to do this Australia, and then I'm gonna take her to Scotland, maybe uh Ireland, maybe England. This year? On top, so you're gonna get two badass trips? Oh well, bro, you're gonna see your your bill for that door in the mail. Yeah, I bet. $500. What the fuck is this?

unknown 36:09

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 36:09

He told me a pizza.

SPEAKER_07 36:12

At the bottom it says and pizza. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:15

Fuck the pizza, give me the cash. Yeah, no, any job. My dude's still here, huh?

SPEAKER_07 36:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:19

Picking weeds.

SPEAKER_07 36:20

Any job uh I'm doing now is getting an automatic $200 added to it. I'm fucking $225.

SPEAKER_04 36:29

Got the wrong lock first time.

SPEAKER_07 36:31

Had to go go run around. But yeah, no, working this weekend, maybe gonna pick a bottle of champagne and do a little mimosa Sunday, you know.

SPEAKER_04 36:39

We got our last tournament um possibly ever. Last tournament with the Rebels for sure. Okay. Because they're all going to high school. So Vinny's gonna starts high school ball um in June. A little summer program. They play a few games, let the coaches see them. Get a couple of weeks off. That shit's well, I don't coach that. You're not gonna get involved with any of that. Oh, because it's for the school. Yeah, that's yeah. He's got real coaches now, you know. Not fucking Yeah, I played 40 years ago. I watched YouTube videos, I know how to coach.

SPEAKER_05 37:16

I know what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_04 37:17

No, I know the game well, but it's time for the real coaches to step up. Yeah. I I built the structure, gave him the fucking foundation. Yeah, let's see what he can do with it. It's now it's up to you, dude.

SPEAKER_07 37:28

You know, but any any interest at all ever going like college to pro, like none of that?

SPEAKER_04 37:32

Yeah, sure, of course. That's every kid's dream, but I I'm a realist and I'm I know that ain't happening. I mean he's just now getting into his baseball body because he's been younger than everybody. He's always playing up. Right. Everyone he plays with now, they're a year older, you know. Right. So you can see it like in the last few months, all of a sudden it's like, fuck, he's getting stronger. But we played Little League last night out in Chino, dude. Just fucking killing everybody, dude. Like in my mind, because I see such good talent, I'm like, dude, you're fucking not there, you know. You're and then you go see all these other kids. Yeah, I'm gonna go try out for high school too. And I'm like, Oh no. No, no, I I thought my kid might barely make it. If you guys are all showing up, you're gonna make him look really good, dude. You know. He he's a lot better than I I'm his dad, so like I give him no shit, you know. And it's I because I care, you know, I want him to want him to get good and do his thing. But then you realize, fuck, he's pretty good. But it's my last I've been coaching I mean, I started coaching with Tracy Sneed, his kid, in 2000. Jeez. And I took some years off, but I've been heavy involved in the last eight years, so this weekend'll be my last time like on the field with a team and I soak this shit up more than they do. I'm out there like, man, look at this fucking field you guys are playing on. This is incredible.

SPEAKER_05 39:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:15

It's like they must cut the grass with scissors, you know?

SPEAKER_05 39:18

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:18

Fucking precise, beautiful. I when I played, dude, I think we had a tree stump behind second base that you had to not trip over. You know, a train track going through center field.

SPEAKER_07 39:28

You literally played in the sand line, you know.

SPEAKER_04 39:30

These motherfuckers are playing on fields that are professional. Yeah. I'm like, soak this shit up. And now I'm like, I better soak it up just sitting out there on the field and look at him coach out here. Well, and that means too you get to I get a lot of different stuff. Now I get to sit back and watch.

SPEAKER_07 39:47

I was gonna say, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:48

And and that's great. Be a dad, be a parent. I feel that I'm gonna get emotional. Oh like that last game on Sunday. Oh because I've been coaching these kids now for a few years, this this certain group. Yeah. And I could already tell. Gio's still on the no Geo's in high school now.

SPEAKER_05 40:07

Oh, okay. So he's year old. Yeah, I still see him. I just saw him a few weeks ago.

SPEAKER_04 40:11

He's doing really good. Okay. And but last year when we were off for four months, we knew we were coming back, or two months, I knew we were coming back. I still I didn't cry, but I got a little choked up, like, oh man, this almost over, man. What am I gonna do for the next couple months? Catch up on life, I guess. But but like I say, I wasn't crying, but I could tell like the realization's hitting. But now, when I go out Sunday and I take that fucking coach shirt off, I'm retired. Frame it. Throw it up here. I'm gonna fucking frame it. I'm thinking about bringing a silver sharpie and having all the boys sign it. Oh, there you go. Because I ain't gonna really wear it again.

SPEAKER_07 40:51

Right, right, right. No, that'd be cool. You can have them sign it on, sign it.

SPEAKER_04 40:55

And then if one of them ever makes it I just hope I don't fucking fruit out and be like, hey guys, man, it's been a good four years. Yeah. Excuse me. No, I've been I'm really striving for you guys to do good in high school high school. Sorry. You know, I just hope I don't do something like that. You gotta go classic baseball today? Today? Yeah. I consider myself the luckiest man, man. Ali, but I just hope they do well to finish. We have a strong competition. But we, man, we got a fucking good team. Yeah. So go finish the game. Yeah. And then what do I do? I got all this fucking bullshit, man. Coaches, equipment, and gear, and balls, and nets.

SPEAKER_07 41:42

He's still gonna need weekend coaching.

SPEAKER_04 41:44

Oh, yeah, you don't fucking listen to me. He stopped listening to me two years ago. What are you talking about, dude? You can go out and tell him the exact same thing I told him last night. And he'd be like, well, Abe told me something that really makes sense.

SPEAKER_05 41:57

You should bring my phone in when I watch YouTube.

SPEAKER_04 42:00

Motherfucker, I told you that for the last two years. You know how kids are. They just want to hear it from dad. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And now he's getting which I have mixed emotions about this. He's starting to get like mad if he makes a strikeout or a bad hit or something. Come in and get pissed off. I never was like that. You fucking suck it up, you go get your glove, you go get ready to play. Right. You know, you gotta get over shit. Right. That's what we keep teaching these kids. Get over it, man. You're gonna fail more than you're gonna succeed in this game. Baseball's hard. Right. You get three out of ten hits, you're in a fucking hall of fame. You know, you hit 300. Right. But the emotion part, it means he cares. Before he was just coming in like put my shit away. Now he's like mad. He walks out. So now I'm like, well, you gotta get over that. But I'm also happy that you finally got a little emotion that you're that you give a shit. Right. About something. But you gotta let that shit go. Or control it, you know. You know, like last night he hit one. Base is loaded, man. He's our best hitter. He gets up for little league, gets up, smashes one shortstop, and they threw him out. At first. At first. But he scored the r one run, moved everyone over. Right. And he's so mad that when he goes out the next inning, his body language is all fucked up, and he's just like and I yell at him. You know, I'm not there like, no. Yeah, get your shit together, dude. Like cowboy up, buddy. You know, that that's over.

SPEAKER_05 43:53

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:54

We need you here now. If you're moping out here now, then you're gonna make airs out here, and then it's just a Big snowball effect of the whole game sucks now because you can't get over one fucking moment.

SPEAKER_05 44:05

Right.

SPEAKER_04 44:06

And that's what these kids need to learn.

SPEAKER_05 44:10

Which kinda like life.

SPEAKER_04 44:11

And it's well, yeah. You know, you I give you a minute. You know, you get in, dogs put your head down, you're pissed off. Think about what you did. Like I was slow, I was not on time here, on this, whatever. Fucking stupid. Bang. Alright, get over it. Now we need you back in the game. Because there's six more innings to play, dude. Game piece, you know? Get your game face back on. And it's hard as a kid to snap out of that kind of shit. And you gotta learn. That's not the end of the game, man. Right. That's the fucking first bat of the game. Yeah. And if you keep that shit up all game, you're still mad from that first strikeout in the first inning. Now you go out in the field, you made an air. Now you're pissed off at that, which is still stems from this. And now you're going back up, you're gonna strike out again because you're pissed off because of that air. And it just goes through the whole game and you had a shitty game because of one play. Right. And that's what we're teaching these kids now is like you you know, get over this shit, man.

SPEAKER_07 45:14

It's fucking not it's like when you get to work and you realize you got seven hours.

SPEAKER_04 45:18

Oh, I gotta work a full day today. And now you're all upset. Walka walka walka, sucker. Well, we've been 45 minutes in, so let's take five. We'll be right back hanging with the humans race. Welcome back to the humans race show with Derek, Abe, and Kate. What a fucking movie, guys.

unknown 45:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:53

Any interest in going seeing Michael? Yes.

SPEAKER_07 45:55

Yes, I get we grew up huge Michael Jackson fans. Like my my grandfather, who I will say, you know, little old school wasn't really really in with the you know colored guys, but loved, loved Michael Jackson. Like played it, everybody could dance it. You were you were fine if you like Michael Jackson transcended racism.

SPEAKER_04 46:16

Well, yeah, well, he was black and white. He was black and white. And he sang about it. It doesn't matter if you're black or white.

SPEAKER_07 46:21

It doesn't matter. But he he like we loved Michael Jackson. We used to watch uh do you remember the movie Moonwalker?

SPEAKER_04 46:27

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07 46:27

Dude, we used to watch Moonwalker for the Yeah, Joe Patchy. Yeah, Joe Patchy in there the kids did great movie. We used to throw Moonwalker on all the time and do the songs to him and like sing with them and well last time we recorded I mentioned I was gonna go see it.

SPEAKER_04 46:43

I was thinking about seeing it, you know. Well, I thought about it and I went and saw it.

SPEAKER_05 46:49

You and Vinny? Yeah. Just and Vinny. Oh, Vinny too, okay. Vinny liked it too.

SPEAKER_07 46:53

Does he even listen to any Michael Jackson? Yeah. I mean, uh, do any rappers sample Michael Jackson where he knows where it's from?

SPEAKER_04 46:58

Probably. Yeah, a lot a lot of dude does. Yeah, I think Kanye's got part of uh Michael Jackson's PYT in there or something in the What the Love You.

SPEAKER_07 47:08

No, it's like the end Yeah Um one of the songs he uses because people are like uh uh H of the Izzo is um Um Jackson 5, isn't it? I don't know. And he did that. That was his first like big hit single. H to the Izzo, V to the Izzy.

SPEAKER_04 47:28

There was a Jackson song that I thought was Michael, but it ends up being the Jacksons. Let's see if I can remember it. Yeah, no, I want you back. But the movie's good because it starts as little Michael and it really focuses on him growing up, him growing up, how fucking mean Joseph was. Right. Who plays Joe? I don't know, he's fucking perfect though. That looks just like him in the looks like him, acts like him. Yeah. The little little Michael because it's great.

SPEAKER_07 47:59

Michael Jackson's nephew plays the older Jackson, right? Yeah. It's Jimmy Jack. Jafar.

SPEAKER_04 48:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 48:04

Jafar Jackson. Who names your kid Javar, by the way? He's uh now Prince Abu Boo.

SPEAKER_04 48:10

Like this song I thought was Michael, but it's actually the Jacksons. Can you feel it? Because Michael already made thriller and then went back and toured with the Jacksons again. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 48:26

He was still under Jackson 5 still.

SPEAKER_04 48:29

Under Joseph was the manager still. But he wanted to make three. And that's when he on this fucking tour, he's like, This is our last tour. Right. You know, this is our farewell tour. Yeah, yeah. He was already getting big as himself. And then they went and fired Joseph and all, but what a fucking movie, dude. I'm not real big in that any movie is more than two hours. Oh. The time-wise for me. Gotcha. Fuck this long, man. Movies back in the day. Back in my day, movies were an hour and a half. Yeah, you know. That's what that roast is gonna be too, dude. Three hours. Yeah, well, I want to see that too. But two hours is up, and you're just like, well, wait a minute. There's more. Where we're going, you know? Yeah, that's what I hear everyone's reaction to. It just gets up to the bad album. Right. You're like, I thought there was there was more to this. Like after bad, you know, that's when they got into the the weird shit, and then but he still had albums, he still had major shit happen to him. Yeah. As far as surgery and the the weirdness, and it's mostly bad, I guess, after bad, you know, but what a nomen, huh?

SPEAKER_07 49:38

Everything went bad from there, huh?

SPEAKER_04 49:39

But he it's very open-ended. It says the story continues at the end. Right. So that's kind of letting you know we might make a part two. But how? Like, how are they gonna show him that second half of that? It's it's rough. Second half of his life was rough. It was. Like he went through a lot of shit. But what a fucking movie. Good. And that we're dancing. We're I was singing through the whole fucking dude. It's like it's a great movie. Yeah, yeah. Like music's through the whole thing, and you know. I love that.

SPEAKER_03 50:14

What if I was dead? Don't stop taking. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 50:17

I'm sitting up there fucking dancing around, dude. Yeah. I touched the very back row. That way I wasn't if I stood up, no one's I'm not blocking nobody. Yeah, that's the fuck around row. Yeah, the fuck around row, dude. It's fun. I stayed through all the credits. Picture show or Harkins? I went to Harkins. Okay. Picture show, I have a problem with uh staying awake. Oh, because it's so relaxing. Stand recliner. Any sort of beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking six beers deep, laying in a recliner, dude. I'm like, dude, you gotta rent blankets.

SPEAKER_07 50:46

And they let you do two at a time, too, by the way. Two beers at a time? Two at a time.

SPEAKER_04 50:50

Jen and I grabbed two at each. You're walking in with four beers. Yeah. And a popcorn in your mouth. You can't have no hands left. I'm telling you, rent blankets out there. It's cool in there, dark. I'm gonzo, dude.

SPEAKER_07 51:06

Steve does that shit. Steve will nap through any movie, bro.

SPEAKER_04 51:10

But this, I didn't even close my eye. I mean, most movies I'm going. There's always a part of the movie where I'm just fighting it, going, oh, oh god.

SPEAKER_07 51:20

It's an old man thing, dude, because I do that all the time. Like I'll do it at home. At home, at home for sure. But even at the theaters, I'm still I I get that too. Just like a 10 minutes where I'm like. And then I get my second win.

SPEAKER_04 51:34

And then I act like I'm not sleeping and I'll laugh at something. Or Jimmy. What are you laughing at? He just got his throat slit. I'm like, it was funny.

SPEAKER_07 51:44

Jim be like, are you awake? And I'm like, uh-huh. He's like, uh-huh, sure. I was like, no, no. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 51:49

Well, when do you I feel the nudge? You're snoring. I'm like, huh? Gotcha. I'm just pretending, you know. I'm out, dude. Like, I go out in every movie for at least five minutes.

SPEAKER_07 52:02

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:03

And when you're fighting it, dude, and you're just like.

SPEAKER_07 52:05

Some no. Some when they're really, really good. I'm like, we watched that uh send help. Have you seen it? Oh no, we were gonna watch that tonight. It's on Hulu. Yeah. It was it was good. It was entertaining. It wasn't like oh my god. Like, and and and when I read the thing uh calls it a comedy horror, I was like, okay, then then yes, that I get. It is comedic horror.

SPEAKER_04 52:26

Wendy didn't mention it last night because we have Greenland 2. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember the first one? Yes, yes, yes. Where they maybe the second one, yeah, where the Earth is getting hit by the comet or whatever. Yeah, so they And Gerard But Yeah, they have to the family gets kind of split up and then they get together, whatever. This one is like post-apocalypse now. Right. So what happens they've already been there for years, now they're time to come back out. Right. It looks exciting and looks like shit goes down again. So we're like, okay, we that one's on um HBO, I think. So we're like, I watched that, and then she mentioned send help.

SPEAKER_05 53:04

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:05

So we're trying to get our little list of movies coming in. But then I'm fucking around last yesterday on uh YouTube and this Ryan Trahan guy that I told you we liked we w he did tour the whole United States and 50 Days or some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a whole new series out. And what is it? The top ten uh destination attractions of America. But they're only on day three, so it's still like yeah, it's got her back. I forgot how much of a crush I have on her. She came back on his wife. She's so cute. Just so the first I watched the first one, they go to Disney World. And they in one episode they it's Disney World, then they rate it, you know, by Ambiance, magic, you know. Yeah, all this shit, all this criteria. Yeah. That one had ten magic, of course. And it was cool because we love Disney, and they go to Disney World. And then I'm like, I fucking start the next one, and they're going to Washington, DC. And I'm ten minutes in and I go, Fuck Wendy and Kate are gonna want to watch this. I have to watch all this shit over again. Yeah, so I just stopped it. I would. And then I realized that's the only two they had up, so it's just now going on.

SPEAKER_02 54:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 54:32

Because last one we didn't catch on until it was over, so we could power through like they're only twenty minutes long, so we powered through fucking ten of them, you know, in the night. But yeah. It's like us with Maybe we should just wait a week and that way we can watch four episodes because they're so quick.

SPEAKER_02 54:50

Yeah. Yeah, because we need a new show.

SPEAKER_04 54:52

Yeah, and that that was fun. I like him.

SPEAKER_02 54:54

He's just goofy and he did um I just watched this one recently where he did like uh a bunch of days, like 60 days or 30 days or something, with those um Oh yeah, the goggle living in the fucking VR world? Yeah, I okay. He did the VR world and then he did with the the Apple Vision.

SPEAKER_04 55:15

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 55:16

Where he he literally had to sleep with it, he like couldn't turn it off.

SPEAKER_04 55:19

I saw the VR one and he had to go make virtual friends and shit.

SPEAKER_02 55:23

He's like, My name's Brian.

SPEAKER_04 55:27

And then he ended meeting at the guy at McDonald's. He friended one guy, and there he's like, I got one friend in here, and they just go to the all the little virtual rooms and shit, and they started becoming buddies. But it shows him sleep in it with it.

SPEAKER_02 55:42

He had to wear it for yeah, he had to like sleep with the charger on it, and like oh my gosh, he like couldn't go leave the room. He like ordered DoorDash every single day to eat.

SPEAKER_04 55:52

Yeah, I I would if I could get money in like if I did that shit, it'd be like, he just wasted a week and a half, dude. You get fucking nothing from it. He has 16 views, right? You know, he's getting paid. Well, I mean, that's how he makes his money. Right, right.

SPEAKER_02 56:09

That's how you can see someone but him and his wife went on that date because she was doing hers too. Remember?

SPEAKER_04 56:13

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes, right. Stupid.

SPEAKER_05 56:17

We should do it, man. Yeah, just do an episode VR stuff. Yeah, but just fucking doing that.

SPEAKER_02 56:22

Yeah, that thing makes me so dizzy when I tried it. Cause I got all into it because he's like, you could do so much cool shit. You could go to Walmart, you can go to concerts. So I like spent days trying to figure this out, but I can't. It makes me so nauseous and so dizzy.

SPEAKER_04 56:36

It's a it's its own world for sure. Like, yeah. I play scary games on it. I haven't done it in a while.

SPEAKER_07 56:42

So you get like jump scares and shit from it?

SPEAKER_04 56:44

They're fun it's scary, dude. Like, because when you get that on there, it's you're in it.

SPEAKER_07 56:50

Oh, like the the button does your screen, like your screen of what you're watching is like in your living room, and it's this giant huge screen. So if you don't have a TV and you have these things, like I could see watching a whole movie with that thing on. Yeah. And watching the whole thing, like your big ass screen on.

SPEAKER_04 57:06

This got like movie the Netflix. You go to Netflix on this, you got like ten different settings. You could be like a whole cabin sitting on a fireplace and the TV. It's fucking crazy, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah. But now you can make a circle, and you gotta stay within that circle, or it tells you, you know.

SPEAKER_07 57:29

You get hit something, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 57:30

The last one, we had the other one where your phone would charge plug right into the thing. It there it was a first generation. I would fucking play this thing in the living room, and I'd take it off, and I'm fucking over by the water cooler kitchen in the corner, dude. You don't even realize you're like just creeping around.

SPEAKER_07 57:50

And like you see something, you're just kind of like now I'm five steps over here, and then it's gonna get to the point where you're gonna have to dedicate like a bedroom, an empty bedroom to two of these things in the future. Like your house, you're gonna have to get like you've seen player ready one. Yeah, it's gonna be like a own yeah, your whole rig set up, it's gonna strap you in, you're gonna have the movable floor where you're running it.

SPEAKER_04 58:12

That would be cool too. That would be cool, yeah. That would be cool. What about like getting pain from it? Like you get shot and then you fucking sap your arm, you're like, fuck it, I can't move my arm for like a minute. You know? I'd be done for all that, dude. But if they're gonna do pain, they gotta do pleasure, right? You know what I'm saying. Jen's like, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_07 58:33

I'm like, not doing anything, but not doing anything.

SPEAKER_04 58:36

Why are you so sweaty? I'm watching cops. Cops comes out at three.

SPEAKER_07 58:41

Cops out at four. Well, dude, then we're waiting for um the scary show we like watching called From, and it's on the MGM app. And you know, you gotta pay for that shit. So Jen and mine's plan is to let all the episodes come out, and then we're gonna get the free week subscription and then power through it. Binge it, and then just cancel it. Ah, that's not for us.

SPEAKER_04 59:03

I get those damn subscriptions for one show. Three years later, I still got the I still have fucking YouTube Red because of uh Cobra Kai. Oh, really? When it first came out like five years ago. Yep. But I like it because I don't I got YouTube music, I have no commercials. Um play some music, and then no, go to Lowe's, and you're like, fuck, you got commercials on here? I don't hear any of those commercials, you know. The price just went up last week to 16 bucks a month. Shh, I get free movies and I get that's where I do all my music.

SPEAKER_07 59:40

My Spotify's all unlocked because my brother pays for it. Yeah, and he got the family plan for him and his wife, and he's like, Well, I got a couple emails, I'm like, bitch, hook it up.

SPEAKER_02 59:49

I will never go back after like having like paying for Spotify. I pay for a family plan for me and Vinny, and like there'll be days where like my payment like doesn't go through for a day or something, and it's like to the simple plan. And oh my gosh, I cannot do that. Even Vinny's texting me, like, you can pay the shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:09

That was his Christmas gift, you know.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:11

Uh no, I can't Yeah, two years ago.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:13

Well, cannot not where'd you get him this year?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:17

Absolutely rehab. I couldn't get anything.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:20

So it's a renewal.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:22

He he counts on that shit now. Uh dude, I'm the same. Jen buys her music. Jen is very adamant about like I'm going to buy my music, so she does everything on Apple. So she has her playlist and she buys she buys music. So when we go, which I get because when we're traveling, sometimes you don't have internet the whole time, so we throw that on. But I go and I download a playlist, an album, or something where I'm like, I'm even if we don't have what you call it. Spotify's gonna gonna pay for it, you know, or still play it rather.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:49

Have you seen um on Spotify now they just came out with the the anniversary where it shows you your very first song you ever listened to and your all-time favorite song?

SPEAKER_07 1:00:58

Oh yeah, yeah. Well the the the the year wrap-up I get every year.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:02

Yeah, well they just did one, like you're not just of the year, but of all time since you started Spotify.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:06

And it shows you what your first one was. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty cool. What was your first song?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:11

Uh The Best Damn Thing by Avra Levine. And in 2012.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:17

You were the last one to listen to that song too.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:20

My mind's like it's all podcasts. Yeah. That's how I listen to all of them. That's all I listen to, is ours. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:27

And just do that all the time. I put up a new one uh the other day, so check that out.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:32

I gotta download and I haven't I've been so busy. I've been also audio booking it, so.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:36

You think you got this game that we could do or no?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:40

I guess. I mean it's kind of a weird game.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:46

Okay, like 15-minute game or so?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:48

Yeah, I have six questions.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:50

Okay. Well, let's play a game, mate. Sure. Let's do it. We'll play a game, we'll wrap it up. We're we're gonna set this game up. We'll be right back.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:02

I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm black and then black, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, yo, and I'm black and then black, and I'm black, yo. I'm black and black, black and then black, you're like, I'm black and then black, yo.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:26

Welcome back to Intrace Channel. Kate, take it away.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:32

So I got a game for you guys. It's a black history game.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:37

So I have six questions here I'm gonna ask you guys. Um, however, it's not multiple choice.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:43

So you kinda have to know it. Yeah. But you better know it.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:46

You better know it. Gotcha. And if you don't, be proud racist.

unknown 1:02:51

I'm a heritage.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:52

Okay. Hey bruh, we're we're teetering on that line there. Just so you know.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:59

Just kidding.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:00

Somebody pulled a lie one day. So we're doing a couched it in language Black History questions.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:09

Yes. And we just write down our answers. Yeah. Okay. Alright, well, guess what I am?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:18

Black, y'all, and I'm black.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:19

Alright, let's go. Question one.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:21

Go ahead, Kate. Number one. What was the nickname of the secret network used to help enslaved people escape to freedom?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:32

Um what?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:34

What was the nickname? I mean, say what was the nickname of the secret network used to help enslaved people escape to freedom?

SPEAKER_07 1:03:47

Um what you got?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:06

Underground railroad. Oh yeah. That's a Chinese thing. Oh, I take it to freedom. I got the black freedom correlation.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:20

The correct answer is the Underground Railroad. Damn.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:23

One for Abe.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:29

You you're blacker than me. Let's go. All right, one frame.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:34

All right. Next we got who founded Negro History Week in nineteen twenty-six, which later became Black History Month.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:43

Nineteen twenty-six?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:45

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:37

All right, I got my answer.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:40

Okay, I don't know. What did you get? I got Ham Hawk Henry.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:50

I said spikely The correct answer is Carter G. Woodson.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:00

Gee Woodson? Okay. Jeez. Alright.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:08

Am I the meanest?

SPEAKER_04 1:06:18

What do you got for the number three?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:19

Number three. Which black inventor is associated with over three hundred uses for peanuts?

SPEAKER_04 1:06:27

Oh, I know this one. Um not sure if that was his last name, but Okay. I got Otis Peanut.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:59

Peanut, huh?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:00

Yeah. I wasn't sure if that was his last name, but it's Otis. Otis.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:08

Otis Peanutman.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:08

George Washington Carver.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:10

And the correct answer is George Washington Carver.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:13

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:17

Not very good at this game.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:20

Alright, next we got. This is hard.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:22

Yeah, I know, buddy.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:24

The fuck you know that? What phrase is associated with inventor Elijah McCoy because people wanted the authentic version of his work? The fuck? So it's a phrase.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:36

Elijah McCoy.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:40

Say it again. What phrase is associated with the inventor Elijah McCoy because people wanted the authentic version of his work?

SPEAKER_07 1:07:51

Then with the real shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:54

It's all there. There's a hint for ya. It's all in the question.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:10

I changed my answer. I'll give you both.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:15

Both?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:16

I'll give you the the new one. Okay, I'm stumped. What'd you get? What'd you go first this time? Get me that real shit. I don't know. I I said the real McCoy. That's it?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:33

That's it?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:35

That's why I said it's all in the question.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:38

You said the real the real McCoy. So that's one for me. Yeah. Two for you. I had the shiznit, and then I can't let me give that shit. The real McCoy, dude. Wow. That's three, so there's only three left.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:53

Huh? I have two questions left.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:55

Oh shit, I gotta get one of these right.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:58

All right. What city is considered the birthplace of jazz?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:04

Ooh.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:13

Okay. Who'd you guess? Nollins. I went to Chicago.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:19

You got it, Dad.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:22

Nollins, baby. Fucking Nollins.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:24

So are you guys tied now?

SPEAKER_04 1:09:25

Two to two. Two to two tiebreaker. Like I thought we were gonna get answered questions like about movies or shit. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:33

What was Martin Johnson's first number one album?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:35

I was gonna do that, but I'm like, that'd be too easy. Fuck man. Alright, last one. What famous speech famous speech begins with I Have a Dream?

SPEAKER_04 1:09:46

Oh well, I guess we're gonna tie on this one. We'll just say it out loud. Martin Luther King. Martin Luther King.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:53

What's the speech called?

SPEAKER_04 1:09:56

Um I Have a Dream? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:59

It's called the I Have a Dream speech. I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:03

You know it's funny, it's pulled up right here. I just had it pulled up. Um it was called I Have a Dream. You she said it. Yeah, like the answer. Oh, okay. Yeah, I have a dream. Okay, you got a bonus question? Let me come on. That was easy one.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:24

Just Google black history facts and then those are gonna be good ones.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:30

Like I was waiting for a Rosa Parks one. Yeah, like waiting for a Malcolm X one.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:38

Um The Emancipation Proclamation, you know. Yep. Shit, we know.

unknown 1:10:44

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:45

Denzel Washington.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:46

Well, you guys did pretty good. You knew half of that.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:48

Yeah, we did pretty good. You want to just call it a Kai? A Kai. Call it a Kai. Showing off. Okay, so we'll call it Ty. Three three. Three for three. Good. Yeah. Go brush up on your black history.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:02

What's that Dave Chappelle uh skit where he goes, I know black people. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:07

See, I was waiting for a Bigsby. Uh Clayton Bigby, you know.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:13

I was waiting for who were the two officers that beat Rodney K.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:17

Yeah. Or what was the name of the guy that got beat? Yeah. Some more 1920s.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:21

But do you remember the name of the officers?

SPEAKER_04 1:11:23

No.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:24

Stacy Koontz and Oh yeah. Stacy Koontz and who's the other guy?

SPEAKER_04 1:11:28

I was there when that happened. Yeah, dude. We all want to film that shit. But I was there in LA and when the riots kicked off too? I was there. Yeah, when the riots kicked off. We actually got out of school. We were sitting on Ventura Boulevard at my buddy's house watching that trial. And it was like, oh boy, shit's going down. Yep. That's when that fucking dude got ripped out of his truck. And smashed with Denny. Regiment. Yep. Oh, that was that was horrible. If you're a white dude, you go fucking hide.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:08

We couldn't audition that week because I couldn't do any acting shit that week because we just couldn't get into LA. It was just shut down. Everything was just fucking wild, bro. Have you ever seen any of that? The whole city of LA. No, not really. Like Watts. Um, it went all the way to the valley. Like West LA was all rocked. Because they riot that guy. They riot it. And the same way they riot it over like George Floyd, they did one for for Rodney Rodney King. He got dragged out of his car and beaten like by a bunch of cops. And some lady with their camcorder. Lady? Yes. It was the lady with a camcorder. Old school. Old school camcorder recorded them beating the shit out of him and it went fucking like viral.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:48

I lived before viral was viral. Yeah. I lived 40 minutes from LA. It spread. I was working at Target. Our Target got looted. It was and then they had a curfew for like a week. Everybody in bed by eight o'clock. Before the sun went down, you had to be because we used to play a lot of basketball. And I'd go to the park, play basketball, run a few games, you know, and uh cops would come out on our fucking mega curfew time, get on it. And you fucking gotta go home. It was crazy. Yep. LA was on fire for a little bit with that.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:20

I've worked through some shit in my life, man. Yeah, but we've seen we've seen a lot of end of the worlds, dude. I know. We've seen a lot of end of the worlds. A lot of here we are. Saw Y2K, we saw Y2K. It was downtown. With with for Y2K? Yeah. We would our family was counting down 1999 right at midnight, and it went 3, 2, 1. Me and my cousin hit the lights off.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:42

We were downtown at the square with Vicky and Bill. They were there with us. And we're like waiting for all the lights to go out and shit. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:52

I guess we're good to go. We're good to go.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:54

I guess we're good to go. Speaking of good to go, let's get the fuck out of here. Abe, thanks for coming by. Thank you, buddy. Happy Friday. Yeah, buddy. Kate, good job. Go to work now.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:03

I know. Oh, it's so late.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:06

It's late. What time do you go in?

SPEAKER_02 1:14:07

I have to go in at six.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:09

Ugh. So like closing.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:11

Yeah, six to ten. They usually have me ten to six, but they swapped it and then I'm annoyed by it.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:18

Yeah, but look, you got to do a show with us and hang out.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:21

Yeah. Yeah, it's been a while.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:22

Your baby been kicking it all? Yeah. She was alive?

SPEAKER_02 1:14:26

Always. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:27

He's gonna be on the podcast day one crying.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:30

She.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:30

She.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:32

Lucy.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:32

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:34

Oh, dude, that fucking crying. I can't can't wait. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:38

She's gonna be an angel.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:40

Uh-huh. I'm excited to dress her up and you know look at this fucking Dodger thing about her. I'll put I'll spoil her up. But see, the good thing about being a grandpa or a grandparent, you send them home. You send them home. But when they fucking live with you. There's no sending them home. No. Yeah. I'm gonna spend a lot of time in my room and out here. So I'm gonna make this even more comfortable out here. Yep. We gotta get you out of here. But you you want to get out, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:13

Yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:14

You need one more shelf right there, buddy, and get all this up on a shelf.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:18

Well, she's taking a couch, so that'll open that up, and then that'll get all cleaned out over there. That's why we put it in here, is trying to save her some some stuff. Some stuff so she can. Gotcha. But I'm like, you want a broken food? But uh hey, go check out Caitlin's registry. It's at um Amazon. What's the name?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:39

Caitlin C-A-I-T-L-Y-N Teren T-E-R-E-N-A.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:45

Go you buy something for Kate through the registry. Anything from a fucking pack of diapers, burp towels, to a fucking pool for the backyard, you know, like a whatever whatever you feel is whatever you feel like. Yeah. Anything helps, so uh yeah. All is appreciated. All is appreciated, especially the pool. Yeah, and and grandpa needs shit too, so check it out. Yeah, yeah, I need some nice, at least some AirPods or something.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:16

Noise canceling airpods with the with the uh Apple goggles.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:20

I need to live in my own world. Yeah, just out here. Oh, you gotta see this shit, man. Guys, we're the humans race. Thanks for hanging out. We'll see you next round. Peace.