S6 Ep. #25= I Ain't F'n Leaving

The Crew Talks About Kids Don't Play Musical Instruments Anymore, Watching Abe's Movies, Derek Chokes Up On Final Speech, Slam Poetry, Time Capsule, Morman Life, Teenage Party's, Social Media And Phones, Hippy Sports, Vinny Graduated, Baseball Expenses, Denver Is White, Travel Baseball Expenses, Alcohol Prices At Events, Derek Skydiving, Burning Cd's, Co=Ed Baby Showers, Bachelor Party's,  And Other Nonsense 

Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:27

Welcome to the human trace show with Derek and Abe. Yup.

SPEAKER_06 0:31

It's now different.

SPEAKER_05 0:33

Good afternoon. How you doing, buddy? Good, who's this? That is a Silver Chair. Oh, okay. Oh, fuck. Old school. Remember them? Yes.

SPEAKER_07 0:44

You gonna win too, that boy?

SPEAKER_05 0:46

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same album. Great song. Yeah. Those kids were like 16 years old or something when they put that out. There's dude, it's a band Australian, I believe.

SPEAKER_02 0:58

There's a band that I really like that's a bunch of kids when they first started.

SPEAKER_05 1:03

Hansen.

SPEAKER_02 1:04

Oh dude. Dude, no, they're actually they're good. They're good. Not my style of music. Not my style of music, but like talent-wise. Yeah, they had played. They can play, they can harmonize.

SPEAKER_05 1:18

What are you thinking? It was a young kid band, huh?

SPEAKER_02 1:20

Uh Protest the Hero. Oh, sort of. Yeah, yeah. This was years ago. I mean, they're they're probably in their early 30s now, but Protest the Hero, when they first started, they were like 16, 15, and they were just wailing on these licks, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:35

Silver Share, they played their graduation, you know, because they'd already had the album out by the time they were juniors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then so they got hired to play their high school graduation.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

There was the um kid uh kind of like rock, jazz fused band that uh my brother buddy's Dylan, his little nephew was a part of. He was the uh saxophone player for them, but they're like a jazz, rock, and fused, and they used to play all the time the the party at the pines. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I think Drew was part of that, maybe. I don't remember, but yeah, I recall that. Like, yeah, and they had all these like young kids here in town and they were just rocking.

SPEAKER_05 2:13

It's like a lost art now, though, you know? Kids are well, not really, just maybe the people I know. None of their kids play, my kids don't play instruments-wise.

SPEAKER_02 2:22

How old were you when you started playing?

SPEAKER_05 2:24

Uh I was fifteen when I really started playing guitar. I had a guitar my whole life, I had stickers on it, bullshit, but 16, 15, I learned one with tablature. Ding, ding, ding, ding. I'm like, I'm fucking rock star.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

Bro, dude, I'm in done.

SPEAKER_05 2:46

And I got a harmony guitar from Sears, the catalog one. Yeah, yeah. Goofy ass guitar, but man, it was mine. Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_02 2:55

Yeah, and mine was a uh cheapy Yamaha acoustic that I still have, and the only reason I got that was because of Desperado. I bought one because the company was paying for lessons, or the production was paying for lessons for me to go learn, right?

SPEAKER_05 3:08

And I was really studying your hand. We watched Desperado yesterday.

SPEAKER_02 3:11

I don't play anything. Like what because what they had to was the guitar was like fake.

SPEAKER_05 3:15

It was a real real guitar, but it was a five-string, like you can see it flinging it with your fingers, your real flamingo kind of style.

SPEAKER_02 3:20

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:21

Me and Kate watched it yesterday. Did you? And then we watched re-watched just your parts today. Okay. Me and Vinny. Did you watch Um Ten Love? We some of it. You got like 20 minutes. So bad, man. So bad, dude. I couldn't tell what was really happening. Like the whole room, everyone's got a some kind of disability of sort. We're a special. One kid's kind of spazzy. Right, right, right. You have a speech impediment or something, right? Stutter. Like patch my head. I got pocket. You got fucking patch, dude, and your glasses. Yep. Jorge. Yeah. I'm sitting there, like, it was called like Untamed something, and I I text you about it. You didn't respond back, and then I found it said I it was already in my search history. Uh Untamed 11. I'm like, there it is. Me and Caitlin, dude. It was like watching fucking paint dry, buddy. No, dude, it was like watching old school or a funny movie. We were laughing through the whole thing. Every time you came on, dude, just funny. And then it's like she smells, she smells like cat pee. Oh yeah. You're like, yeah, we can we can wash her down, we can throw her outside, and shit. It's like, what's going on here?

SPEAKER_03 4:32

Could you imagine when you're the kid that's being bullied by the special ed kids? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:36

However, you when you're being bullied by the special ed kids. I couldn't figure out who the girl you're talking about was because I didn't pay attention real quick.

SPEAKER_02 4:44

The main little girl.

SPEAKER_05 4:45

The girl that's sitting right next to you then.

SPEAKER_02 4:46

Right, right. The main little girl.

SPEAKER_05 4:47

She's you guys are talking about her. She's sitting right in the middle.

SPEAKER_02 4:51

And apparently she's like being abused or something in her home. So it's about like it's just one of those.

SPEAKER_05 4:56

We only made it about 10 minutes, 15 minutes in.

SPEAKER_02 4:59

It keeps it keeps going. Like how but the uh save it for a rainy day. The assistant teacher, dude. The the his actual name I think is Jaime Gomez.

SPEAKER_05 5:10

Oh, the guy, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:10

Yeah, the guy, he was in solo with me. Oh no shit. He was one of the like military dudes that goes in. So he's like, hey, hey, hooray, man, that's me, man. What's going on?

SPEAKER_05 5:22

Did you recognize him from there? Or like did he go?

SPEAKER_02 5:24

Yeah, he didn't remember me. Hey, dude, we're saying hi, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's cool. And what's funny about that is if you watch Untain Love, okay, you you're not there yet, but there's a scene when they're um filming at Griffith Park. Oh, alright. And she's talking, and as you pan in the background, you see my dad sitting talking to that dude's wife, hi to his wife, because they were just sitting chatting, like all the moms, everybody get together. So my dad's sitting there talking to this lady.

SPEAKER_05 5:47

Was he paid extra?

SPEAKER_02 5:48

No, he just was uh just by chance extra. Like they just they just so my dad did that, and he did that in American Me too. They because he had to be with me at all times because we're in False Prison. So they gave him a shirt and you know some jeans, and they're like, okay, you're gonna be in the background. So he was in the background.

SPEAKER_05 6:03

Does he get all excited when he's me? Smoke a cigarette in the back.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

Oh my god, it was the other one too. There's uh an episode of a TV show, a cop TV show I did called High Incident, and we're all supposed to be. I'm an illegal alien kid that runs from the cops and everything and all that, and have a few lines.

SPEAKER_05 6:21

You were stereotyped big time.

SPEAKER_03 6:24

But my dad, when they were on there, they're like, hey, we need a couple of like extras in this illegal like den area that gave him clothes and they had them be an extra too.

SPEAKER_05 6:33

They pay him like a buck or something.

SPEAKER_02 6:35

It's 75 standard of day, I think. Oh I don't know if it's changed now, if it's more, but it was back then like 75 bucks just to be an extra.

SPEAKER_05 6:41

You would go up to your dad and ask him something, and he's like, hey, I'm trying to get in character.

SPEAKER_02 6:46

He's I need not method acting. Let me get in the zone here. But yeah, yeah, yeah. So uh going going back. Um it was through movies and stuff that I I learned then to pick up the guitar and start playing. And then my mom took us to do piano lessons, and then that's how the guitar made more sense to me.

SPEAKER_05 7:07

They always said people say that all the time, you know, great piano players can pick up a guitar. It's not even very close. It's really not. But I think what I get out of it is the hearing the keys of stuff. Yeah, it's I got real good at playing, like I hear a song and then pick it out on a guitar without learning music because of piano. Right. Like the just the sounds of the. You know, you learn your EA, D A G, and I know what they sound like here.

SPEAKER_02 7:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:43

Yeah, so it does help, but it's not like oh. Not actually playing though, though. Unless you're playing a guitar.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

Problem, you know, fucking general and nothing. But no, you're right. Like as far as applying your hands, excuse me, like physically and doing that. No, that took time. I would sit there.

SPEAKER_05 8:03

You're not putting your finger in the right fret and like fucking yourself.

SPEAKER_02 8:07

Yeah, yeah, just sitting there just trying to like like damn it over and over and over again. But all my brothers, uh uh like my youngest brother, Chris, he plays bass. Sam plays awesome guitar, like he plays better than me. He plays really, really good. Oh, Sam? Yeah, yeah. Sambo. Yeah, Sambo, he plays really good. And then uh my brother Daniel, because he went on to be like the pastor and do the pastor thing. Oh, so he's in a so he plays the piano when they had like when they need a church person to you know play piano. But they're all hymns, dude, and those were always kind of easy.

SPEAKER_05 8:39

Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_02 8:40

You learn learned the concept of it, yeah, yeah, and that's what taught us to how to sight read music. And like I could, if I sit there and I take the hour to write out the chords and all that, I can sight read then. My brother can just look at and be like, oh, it's a GF or G7.

SPEAKER_05 8:57

There was a change right here. Yeah, I was never I was in a band for years. Oh, you read this. If I could read that, you're like, none. I'm just trying to give me some tab, maybe you know, I could rip it out, but I can't. Dude, nice piece of lightning right there behind you.

SPEAKER_02 9:16

Yeah, speaking of the weather, since we didn't know.

SPEAKER_05 9:18

Hey, how about the weather out there?

SPEAKER_02 9:19

Yeah, we where the fuck did this come out from, dude? Like I woke up this uh the middle of the night last night. That big bang?

SPEAKER_05 9:26

Yeah, and I was like, why? It woke up everybody.

SPEAKER_02 9:28

And I was like, what the hell? And then like I started hearing the rain, and I was like, why is this happening? Like right now, we went solid, what, three weeks of just 70 degree beautiful weather? Beautiful, beautiful, and now Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:41

Well, I woke up at 3 uh 3. Took a piss, go look outside. It's fucking raining. Yeah. So I sat on the back porch at 3.55 in the morning.

SPEAKER_02 9:54

Did you? Just for a bit.

SPEAKER_05 9:55

Yeah, I had a couple puffs off my cigar. I'm like, it's a little early to be getting up on a day off. Did you go back to sleep? Uh fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:05

Back in the uh uh uh uh no this never mind. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:09

Back sleep. Yeah. Back in the saddle again. Yeah, I went back to sleep. Got up at eight, sold some cards, fruit and ran. Partied out here Friday, so I had to clean up. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 10:22

So this has kind of been then like the party dead now, huh? With like the couch and everything. Yeah, I don't fairly just sit. Yeah. And kind of hang out more out here.

SPEAKER_05 10:31

Yeah, it's that's why, dude, like we did it out back, but there's flies and there's bullshit, you know. It's hot in here. I got my bar, got everything I need. Yeah. Speaker, crank this fucker open.

SPEAKER_02 10:43

There you go. So I next house, dude. If we buy or build, I'm I'm building myself like a man cave. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:51

I like Well, I had one in the room. Yeah. And then now Wendy works there, and Caitlin lives in there. So I got pushed to the garage. It's not bad out here.

SPEAKER_02 11:03

No, no, dude. It's a mine's filled with all my gear that it's like I can't.

SPEAKER_05 11:07

You get a few good months, like it's cold in the winter. Right. Coats on.

SPEAKER_02 11:12

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:12

And it's hot in the summer.

SPEAKER_02 11:14

It's fucking balls dripping hot in the middle. Perfect, dude. It does. Happy Memorial Day.

SPEAKER_05 11:19

Yeah, no shit. That's where we are on Memorial Day 2026. Just for the record. So we had our last tournament last weekend with uh the Rebel Boys.

SPEAKER_02 11:29

Yeah, I remember you were talking about that.

SPEAKER_05 11:31

Yeah. I said I was gonna crack or something. Yeah, man. So we played. We played really good, man.

SPEAKER_03 11:41

I'm gonna take that as a yes, uh-huh. It's been a good season. I think we had a good time.

SPEAKER_05 11:51

No, dude, I I came out, you know, prepared a little something in your head. It's like, hey man, just excited for your your next journey. I'll always be around you know for anything you need. You know, give me a shout. Doesn't have to just be baseball. I'll be watching you guys, man. What a fucking honor. It's just a it came, man. I was like, fuck. I had a little more to say.

SPEAKER_03 12:13

Yeah, yeah, but you hear like a lot of people.

SPEAKER_05 12:15

I think I pulled it off the first one. Just uh I'm like, excuse me. I try to get all tough. Excuse me. No, but I mean you guys really mean a lot. Dude, it fucking and I just stopped because I'm authentic. The other coach grabs me around the shoulder, dude, starts like like rubbing my shoulder, dude. I felt like such a tool. Like I did. And no one else, I'm like, I hope they cry or something, you know. I didn't cry. No, no, no. I just got choked up. Choked up. When you're talking, you know, that little fucking choke up thing. I didn't want it to happen, man. And I'm like, fuck, I feel like an idiot. And so I bring it up later, you know. Vinny's like, it was only like the fat the last five words that you said that you could hear it. I go, well, I had a whole nother sentence. I couldn't get to. I didn't want it, you know. But it's weird, it just came out of nowhere, man.

SPEAKER_02 13:03

That's that's why I would have hit him with the nib high school football rules.

SPEAKER_05 13:08

Dude, it just what a fool. You know, and then it's like, okay, well, hey man, you know, I it felt something, you know, whatever. Then we all line up and they all shake our hands, give us a hug. It was the last, you know, we don't do that every game, but we're like, hey man, been pleasure. Yeah, last time we got here. Fucking started up almost again, dude. But when these kids would grab you and be like, man, thanks, coach, for everything you've done to me. I'm like, just my pleasure, man. It's like, I just okay, don't talk to nobody. Like, you know? Just leave it. Just don't leave it. I'm like, you were great. Yeah, thanks. Good to go. Good game, good game. But yeah, it was uh I felt a little foolish, but that's good though, dude.

SPEAKER_02 13:53

You're not foolish enough.

SPEAKER_05 13:54

And the next coach gets up, hey, we're clapping. All right, guys, man. Get on with your life and just rock on the road. Next coach, you know, and I'm over here like, why'd you start with me? You know, like stupid dude. So I hung up my uh coach's shirt for the last time. Salute. I did a retirement party of coaching. Gotcha. Because uh Vinny's well, I did. Oh, you did, okay. That night.

SPEAKER_02 14:22

That was that was uh Friday night.

SPEAKER_05 14:23

I just went home and or went back to the hotel and got drunk and have a retirement party. I got no gifts or nothing.

SPEAKER_03 14:32

But you know, I wanted a plaque something.

SPEAKER_05 14:34

Yeah, you know picture me on there with yeah, thanks for the many years of service. Yeah. Nothing, dude. But so I, you know, because he's going to high school, which he started his first practice.

SPEAKER_02 14:46

And then the bus, I mean, they take the bus to begin.

SPEAKER_05 14:48

And and I don't work for the high school, I can't fucking weasel my way onto a field like you can with other shit. Right, right, right. So it's over, you know. I'm like, it's over.

SPEAKER_02 14:57

Just be a spectator.

SPEAKER_05 14:58

I got a call last night from Little League asking if I'll coach All-Stars. And I'm like, I'm retired, man.

SPEAKER_02 15:07

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 15:08

Let me call you back about an hour later. I'm like, oh man, fuck it. So I ain't fucking going nowhere. I ain't fucking leaving.

SPEAKER_03 15:21

I ain't fucking leaving. What is that from?

SPEAKER_05 15:24

Wolf of Hall Street. Oh, that's they want me to they want me to retire.

SPEAKER_03 15:30

I'm not fucking leaving.

SPEAKER_05 15:31

I'm not leaving. I ain't fucking leaving. I ain't fucking leaving. Everyone cheering. That's what I was sending out memes to those to other coaches. They're like, oh fuck, they got you, huh? That movie is ridiculous. But it's his last year, little league.

SPEAKER_02 15:46

And I figured Is it just uh the like their tournament, a single day tournament?

SPEAKER_05 15:50

No, it's uh all-stars, so they'll play double elimination. So you'll play against Prescott, Chino, Williams, um a couple of weeks, Camp Verde. A couple of weeks. Yeah, it usually lasts a good week, maybe a week and a half. Okay. And then the winner of all these moves on to the state tournament. They have their own and oh, you'll go with them and be the representative of Northern Arizona.

SPEAKER_02 16:17

If they win and make it through.

SPEAKER_05 16:18

Which I think they might. And then he's not playing it. Yeah, he is. Oh, okay. Yeah, he was Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:24

He made the team.

SPEAKER_02 16:25

Right.

SPEAKER_05 16:26

I didn't even send him to try-outs, dude.

SPEAKER_02 16:28

It's like they just knew Yeah, they've seen him all year.

SPEAKER_05 16:32

They know who he is.

SPEAKER_02 16:32

So I watched a video that reminded me of you and I should have sent it to you, but it was on YouTube. I was going through you know, Doom Scrolling. And it's a guy who was saying we had this little league team come up and they whooped our teams butt. And he goes, and it was a bunch of nine, ten-year-olds that were just like shooting or hitting balls like almost at the park. And he goes, and I come up to these dads after, and I'm like, How did you get your kids so good? And the dads had no baseball experience, nothing. They're like, We would just take them to the batting cages and let them have that.

SPEAKER_05 17:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:03

And like you'd be surprised I'll just letting them hit on that batting cage really makes a difference.

SPEAKER_05 17:08

Especially that age, you know. Like if you could hit a ball. I I've been umpiring for this whole season, and I do nine, uh, eight, nine, ten year olds basically. And it's rough, dude. Like well, uh to find a pitcher, you know, they could throw a strike or anywhere near, I call a strike, you know. I I really open the the fucking gates up big. Right, right. I want them hitting. We're just not looking for walks. But you'll find those kids that could hit, like you say, go with batting cages. They're like home runs every time. Yeah. Because they just can't catch balls out there and they're they just smash one and they're definitely on third. At least, yeah. So at that age, yeah, man, get them out there balls over and over and over. Throwing, but once you get up to where you know, even twelve, thirteen, you're just they gotta start practicing how to make plays and a little baseball IQ, where do I stand, where do I back up? That's when you start developing them. And then by the time now that I'm at 14, they're they're gonna be playing with 15, 16. I'm kinda out of my element here. Uh you know, I've taught I'm good at teaching them, getting to it. Yeah. Teaching fundamentals. Now it's hard to even coach them because they I know, I know. Which they do know, you know. But you're not applying it. You're not applying it, and it's me to be here to tell you to remind you. To apply it. Yeah, you're supposed to do that, I know. Well, keep it up. You know, what the fuck? You know, great. Well, I'll do it, you know. So it's not a lot of coaching in that sense. And everyone at this age has their own dads or own private coaches.

SPEAKER_01 18:50

Right.

SPEAKER_05 18:50

And you don't want to change what they're paying good money to have some private coach teach them. I'm not gonna go in and change his fucking batting stance. You know, I'll tell him to try this. Because there's always development, you know, you could always learn something. But it's hard to fucking get Well, I know his dad's a head coach for high school. I'm not gonna go tell him what to do. Tell his kid what to do.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

Yeah, you know. I was gonna say side uh side thing when uh do you ever watch uh Kirby Enthusiasm? Yeah, a little bit. Did you see the one where where Larry's uh getting the free golf lessons? He's sitting at the bench at the driving range. Yeah, he's sitting at the bench at the driving range and he's watching this guy give somebody else a golf lesson, so he's like taking the notes on it and everything.

SPEAKER_05 19:34

Oh, just get taking his own little lessons out of it. Just by watching him for free, and he just starts playing golf like way better. Well, I mean, honestly, dude, fucking YouTube. Yeah, just like you can go out if you're driven kid that wants to learn, you can go learn how to throw any kind of pitches, you can learn your pre preparation of anything, dude. Like YouTube is fucking awesome. You can learn how to play guitar, you can learn how to do you know YouTube university, you know.

SPEAKER_02 20:01

We had to learn that shit on our own. We had to go out and trial and error, dude. Yeah. You had to go out, like you said, and oh fuck, that didn't sound great. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 20:09

Now you can sit in your fucking, it'll tell you where to put your finger and you know, which I don't hate. I'm not bagging on that at all. You know, I've been my guitar's out, I've been picking at it again. No. My fingers hurt, Eddie. Yeah, dude. No calluses on those fingertips no more.

SPEAKER_02 20:26

You got you got the hands too pretty now.

SPEAKER_05 20:28

Well, no, they're rough hands, but my fingertips, you know. Yeah, you that that happens, yeah. And I'm playing acoustic, so I get fucked three songs in. I'm like, fuck, dude. Same thing, like tender.

SPEAKER_00 20:39

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 20:39

I know what you're supposed to do. Keep playing, keep building. Right. I mean, it hurts. It shouldn't hurt to play guitar.

SPEAKER_03 20:47

Oh, fuck. I don't know. You're like, I said, I'm I think I'm gonna go inside. It's only been like five minutes.

SPEAKER_05 20:52

Like, I'm gonna go play this song on my phone and just listen to it. Oh, air guitar, man. It didn't hurt at all, dude. Yeah, no, let's take five. We'll be right back hanging with the humans race.

SPEAKER_02 21:04

I need a beer.

SPEAKER_04 21:20

Welcome back to the humans race show.

SPEAKER_06 21:25

How are we?

SPEAKER_05 21:38

Welcome back. So unno I got this whole idea, dude.

SPEAKER_06 21:46

Unlove.

SPEAKER_05 21:50

Yeah, I got this whole idea that we're gonna do sl that's like a slam poetry. Sure. You know? So I've gotta write a fucking poem, right? Gotcha. And then I'll put some like jazzy shit. Behind it. Sure.

SPEAKER_03 22:01

Maybe we gotta come up with the slam poetry or something like that.

SPEAKER_05 22:04

Maybe we we come up with a theme. Like a theme. Like, okay, you're gonna talk about uh fixing a door, you know, or doing some kind of house repair. Gotcha. You know, and you'd be like, front door jammed, not in my house, you know. Something like that, you know? I think it would be fucking funny, dude. You know? Sure. No? I've in, I've in. Well, I'm serious. Um it was what's that movie with 22 Jump Street? Yeah, what part when he goes into the class here where he goes to slam poetry open night, Mike. This is what gave me the idea.

SPEAKER_07 22:54

Work in progress. Angry Waving my hands a lot specific point of view on things. Cynthia! Cynthia for our Cynthia.

SPEAKER_05 23:25

So that's what I'm talking, alright? It could just be about something, you know. So we'll come up with some good themes, and uh that'll be our next homework. We still do have our jingles, which is fucking ready.

SPEAKER_02 23:42

We gotta get fucking Jeff in here. Yeah, I don't know if he's coming back, man.

SPEAKER_05 23:46

Oh man, we'll drag him back over here. I think he's done. Uh we'll get so much negative emails.

SPEAKER_03 23:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:53

The blowback. Yeah, all the blowback, man.

SPEAKER_03 23:56

His PR has been really bad.

SPEAKER_05 24:00

Yeah, but I'll get a hold of his uh agent and see if we can get him back.

SPEAKER_02 24:03

His publicist called me crying too. She's like, I don't know what to do. He says so many hurtful things. I was like, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_05 24:09

He's been in bed for a month now.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

Yeah, yeah. He's uh he's OD on Ozempik, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:15

Yeah, no shit. Comes in all fucking skinny now. So I got uh a TikTok thing that I was watching, and they opened up a time capsule. It's starting to rain, huh?

SPEAKER_02 24:30

Yeah, I was like fucking eh.

SPEAKER_05 24:31

So they have a time capsule they opened from 1984.

SPEAKER_02 24:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 24:34

You remember that shit in school? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:36

We used to bury bury a five. Time cancel time capsules, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:40

And then I I think we had like one of those things in a it goes in a bank, the you know, the tube thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we taped the shit out of it, but everyone like brought a little something to throw in there. So I there's this It was on uh Reels or something where the guy bought a time capsule from 1984. Oh, no shit. And then there's like a little uh jumbo eraser, um, an action figure, yeah, yeah, in a magazine, a tennis magazine for some reason. But I think he paid like 25 bucks for a time capsule. That's cool. That's cool. We should buy one. And I'm like, what would we put in a time capsule now? To to mark now.

SPEAKER_02 25:18

To mark today, not to mark like not us in 1984. Yeah, to mark us now. To mark us now, damn. See, that's the problem though, like everything is data that it's I know, I but it's say I put my like fucking chip, my uh USB.

SPEAKER_05 25:35

Yeah, throw the thing, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:37

Cheers, all the episodes, yeah. So that's that's what's you don't have to put a picture now.

SPEAKER_05 25:41

You could put a flash drive in there and so okay, that's one of my answers. Yeah, the flash drive.

SPEAKER_02 25:46

Flash drive full of uh photos, photos from now. Um my fucking hello nasty beastie boys t-shirt. Throw that in there. You're throwing that in there? Yeah, because even though that's like early 2000s, late 90s, like Okay, that's still, I guess, within a realm.

SPEAKER_05 26:03

I mean, we we can't think of something that's in 2026 where we put in a fucking receipt for gas.

SPEAKER_02 26:08

Dude, imagine and then they're gonna look at it in 20 years and be like, damn, it was cheap back there.

SPEAKER_05 26:12

Yeah. Yeah, so there's another good one.

SPEAKER_02 26:15

Yeah, receipt for for gas.

SPEAKER_05 26:16

Okay, okay, maybe even a grocery seat, just a ri a bundle of receipts of you know, your groceries and gas.

SPEAKER_02 26:24

Kind of like what the market was at the time. Damn, what are what do you what do kids have tangible now that isn't a freaking phone?

SPEAKER_05 26:33

That well, that's what I was thinking. Probably throw a cell phone in there. Like this is a cell phone from um 2026. But I mean, like we had a like you had to hold it? Yeah. Now it's just like embedded in our hands in your hand or implemented in your brain.

SPEAKER_02 26:47

Yeah. Um yeah, because I can't think of anything tangible, kids.

SPEAKER_05 26:52

Uh a phone charger.

SPEAKER_02 26:56

Phone charger, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:57

Something, you know.

SPEAKER_02 26:58

They're like, wow, you have to charge them? Yeah. These ones run forever. On nuclear fusion.

SPEAKER_05 27:04

You're like, what the But that'd be a fun. So I was thinking that we'd make our own time capsule too. Right. All of us, Kate, Jeff, you, we all bring one item. And we bury it in. We go out in that backfield. And we just bury it. And we bury the fucker down and let it go. Do something that way. Put our names in it, you know. And would you throw one of your cards in there? Yeah, that's a great idea. I throw a star from today. Like, you know, who's hot and 26, you know. Dude. A rookie card. I got one. I got one. Did I need money? I'm out there fucking.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

And everybody might not I'm not getting political at all, but don't tell me that like a make America great again hat. Oh, yeah. We're kind of go with the times, right? Yeah. That they'd be like, okay, again, no matter how you feel politically, but like that is a sign of the times at the time when everybody was wearing the shit, you know?

SPEAKER_05 27:55

Like, but we're gonna bury this and we don't want to dig too big. So we gotta keep our capsule.

SPEAKER_02 28:01

You're about that big.

SPEAKER_05 28:02

Yeah, we gotta really roll that shit up. But we could get a shirt or a hat in there. But let's all bring one item and and we'll can you buy an actual time capsule to throw off. Oh, I'm sure, dude. If not, we're gonna invent that. From fucking Scamazon? Dude, we'll buy our own fucking website, timecapsules.com.

SPEAKER_02 28:21

Oh, Jane got mad at me. We still gotta do something with the home.

SPEAKER_05 28:24

But bumfeet. I know.

SPEAKER_02 28:26

We gotta get some bumfeet. I mean, I can take some photos of mine and they'll be bum feet all day.

SPEAKER_05 28:29

I was checking mine out, dude. Mine looking pretty good. Cut my toenails. I can still do that. Let me see. Time capsule. Like if not, dude, we can that's a business.

SPEAKER_02 28:40

No, they got they got them.

SPEAKER_05 28:41

Oh yeah, fuck. Of course.

SPEAKER_02 28:43

Time capsule boxes.

SPEAKER_05 28:45

How much are they though?

SPEAKER_02 28:47

They're not bad. 30, 40 bucks. One for like 24.

SPEAKER_05 28:50

Um, yeah, because I mean if we get a shoe box, it's gonna disintegrate, it's gonna water.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

What the fuck is it? We want something that's well you heard about the Mormon one, right?

unknown 29:00

No.

SPEAKER_05 29:00

When the Mormon? I never know with you. Yeah, I know. You've heard about the Mormon one, right? They opened it up, there's a bunch of kids in there. A bunch of wives.

SPEAKER_03 29:13

But apparently the kids were too old.

SPEAKER_02 29:16

No, they um actually famously had this time capsule that was at the top of their church of the main like headquarters in Salt Lake City, and um they took it out to finally open it up, and you know, because this was 1800s that the no, it all disintegrated because they didn't weatherproof it, right? Oh fuck. So they opened up the cement ball and it was just all disintegrated, all this shit, and they walk wrapped in a robe. Yeah, yeah. They're like, God, we'll protect it.

SPEAKER_05 29:47

Well, that sucks. So yeah, so especially if they wait that long. Hey man, let's do this shit.

SPEAKER_02 29:51

Yeah, let's get the fucking TV crews out here. Yep, and it's like all it's like when they opened up uh uh Al Capone's uh safe. Like, whoa. Oh, what are we gonna find? Not a damn thing.

SPEAKER_03 30:01

Nothing, dude. Like, there ain't shit on this, dude.

SPEAKER_05 30:06

I gotta finish uh speaking of Al Capone is what I tried to say. Yes, I know. Pig Capone Capone. Oh, see, I I slip right into it. I said I get into these movies and I'm like, hey, you know, talking to me all funny. You're like, look at my guy, all funny. I said me and Vinny have been watching the uh not Bronx Tale, but good fellas.

SPEAKER_02 30:25

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05 30:26

It's fucking long, you know. I understand that his intention span isn't Yeah, and I started at eight o'clock, you know, we made it like an hour. Yeah, you know, he's like, Can you save it and pause it? You know? Yeah. Cool, you want to watch this with me? And we haven't got back to it. We've been very busy, but when I stopped at the pause, he's like, There's still an hour and forty-five minutes left. It's like yeah. Yeah, dude. That's the saga. Yeah, you're not even into barely touching into this movie. Yeah, yeah. But how far did you guys get? Maybe an hour or something.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

But but like what major thing was going on? He hadn't gotten to prison yet, right?

SPEAKER_05 31:02

He that's right right when he went to prison. Okay. That's about right where I stopped it, actually.

unknown 31:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 31:11

So he he watched him grow up and then he didn't get he got pinched, but he didn't fucking run off. Right, right, right. So right around there. Okay. And I do believe we started it back up and got another half hour in or something. Okay. I'm like, dude, it's nice to watch the watch the whole thing. Right. Sitting just you know giving it the whole full test. Because now I gotta explain to you again, you know, who's that? It's fucking two times, Jimmy. Two times, you know, get the papers, get the papers. It's not November, come on. I don't have to do this every time, but yeah, it's getting really good.

SPEAKER_02 31:42

It's gonna And then you gotta explain the whole one-shot scene to him, too.

SPEAKER_05 31:45

Oh, yeah. See, uh see. See, we're not that's coming up.

SPEAKER_02 31:48

Yeah, yeah. You gotta get the shit.

SPEAKER_05 31:49

There's so much good shit coming up. Yeah. Like this, dude. Like when we decided to record. Yeah. I wrote you that the other night. A little buzzed. Same buddy. When I replied, same. Did you reply then? Yeah, last night. Oh, that was last night? That was last night. Oh shit. I thought it was the other night.

SPEAKER_03 32:05

No, so we've been really doing up Memorial Day weekend.

SPEAKER_05 32:08

So when you texted me, yeah, I was uh I didn't see your response back until you today said what time, and I'm like, oh fuck, he responded.

SPEAKER_02 32:16

No, because I even said you said, Hey, want to record tomorrow? I said, Yeah, I got a service call in the morning. Yeah, I didn't see that. We gotta load up for camping and then see how I didn't respond back to that.

SPEAKER_05 32:23

Yeah, and then you wrote something else.

SPEAKER_02 32:25

And then I wrote again this morning, like, are we still doing this?

SPEAKER_05 32:28

That's what I'm like, oh, I never heard from him. I'm like, oh shit, he did write back. Yeah, I did. I did. So right before that, I was just sitting around watching documentaries and shit. Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_02 32:39

Yeah, taking this day off to the docs are and speaking of Mormons, bro. There's a Mormon one I watched with Jen.

SPEAKER_05 32:47

What is it? Touching up was it with the lot of wives?

SPEAKER_02 32:50

So I will I will disclaimer. I will disclaimer. I'm not talking about good people that are Mormons, love their family, love their children, and all that. Yeah, well, whatever. Yeah, I mean that. But no, there's this guy who was like he married like 20 women and young as like 11, 12. And then the cops were like, Well, it's not illegal to say that you're married to them. It's like not illegal. It's not illegal to say you're married. But is it illegal to marry them? Yeah. Apparently not, because they're not doing anything. But air quilture for those listening.

SPEAKER_05 33:25

Well, they they don't. Right. Or just soaking. It just all those BYU things.

SPEAKER_02 33:34

It's like It's not who's your best friend to help you with soaking. Yeah. They gotta move to bed and shit.

SPEAKER_03 33:41

That would be tough, dude. Uh bro, just leave it.

SPEAKER_05 33:44

That'd be a tough thing.

SPEAKER_03 33:45

Bro, King King Arthur could have pulled me out of the dude.

SPEAKER_05 33:49

I remember, you know, being younger and like, oh no, come on, just ahead or something. Whatever the fuck you kind of shit you did, right? There's no I'd cough start coughing. Oh, whatever it took to get some movement going, because dude, you ain't just sitting there. But but just sitting there too. I think I'd come that way too.

SPEAKER_03 34:15

You know, don't do it. You should just stay quiet.

SPEAKER_05 34:18

They gotta be working some kaggles or something, you know, getting that little grip. Bro, gross. But how how do you just sit there and soak? That's what they do in college at like BYU. Yeah, I I mean that's what they say.

SPEAKER_02 34:31

Well, you gotta understand a lot of these kids have such religious hang-ups and convictions. They do, they're that they really do. Like that they're beating themselves up about it, but but the fucking percentage of animal sex has got to be out of control because that's not and divorce rates because a lot of these kids are like, okay, well then let's just get married, and then you know, then we can have sex, and then you realize shit. Don't even like this guy. Bitch is crazy.

SPEAKER_05 34:57

You know, yeah and I so it's like you're risking high divorce rates, you're you're they had those shows on TLC or whatever, Wendy watches a fucking midwife, or not women, uh the dude, the fucking creepy blonde-haired guy that has like 40 wives. In one of those shows. Sure, sure. And I come in and I'm like, They're all ugly and shit, dude. Like, I'd hang out with that chick, you know. Right, right. Maybe get drunk and bang a couple of the others, but you gotta have one main one, right? Right, right. And he's like, oh no, he spends his time with all of them. Like, that's a lot of fucking work. No, it'd be my main chick. And if you had like 15 of them or something, so I mean you got a variety, but that puts you damn near in a cult.

SPEAKER_02 35:44

You're a leader of some kind of you're you're you're borderline playing with some cultist shit. And it seems to be that the people that do that, or the men rather, that do that shit, always seem to be crazy religious kooks.

SPEAKER_05 35:55

And what's crazy, they're not even like good looking dudes, like oh, every chick wants to be with them. Just some weird dude that's manipulative and gets to their minds. Right. And hey, you're you're born into this Mormon world, and you're gonna be my wife now.

SPEAKER_02 36:11

David Koresh and like the branch dividians, dude.

SPEAKER_05 36:13

They were all I feel like it like I feel like it started cult. Yeah, I got away with people, man.

SPEAKER_02 36:19

I got next thing you know, they're like, you can't come in unless you bring you can't come to church unless you bring me some cards. I need to see what you got.

SPEAKER_05 36:26

What you got?

SPEAKER_02 36:27

Not sit in the car.

SPEAKER_05 36:29

Tune in. Well, it's 2026 now. We just pump it to the radio then.

SPEAKER_03 36:34

Instead of holy water, it's just kegs.

SPEAKER_05 36:40

The yeast of Christ.

SPEAKER_02 36:43

I always told Joe when I died, throw uh I go fit bury me with like a pony keg and have the tap come out of the casket, and then everybody pour one last beer for me.

SPEAKER_05 36:53

You know that's not a bad idea. Like uh you'd probably have to get get two hoses, some way you could refill the fucking cake, you know.

SPEAKER_03 37:03

Well, the pony is just enough for everybody to have like one with me.

SPEAKER_05 37:07

I'm not okay. Well, no, I'm saying like all year long, dude. Let's fucking go to apes, man. Anytime we want, we just go out and get a cold beer after work. You know, stop it.

SPEAKER_02 37:17

Well, no, then then when you bury me, you extend the line up out of the tap and onto the uh you mount it onto the uh the the headstones. Yeah, headstones. And that way when you come and visit me, you come pour yourself a beer. You come back every time it's empty, they're like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_05 37:32

Fucking guy. I ain't going to visit Abe no more. Fucking cake is dry.

SPEAKER_03 37:37

And then every every couple of weeks you gotta unbury me, rip the old keg up, put the new one.

SPEAKER_05 37:42

Yeah, maybe just bury the cake next to you something so we can replace the cake. Because we want it all year long. Right, right.

SPEAKER_03 37:49

You want to come by and visit everyone. And we want to invite everybody and do seasonal beer, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 37:54

Everybody welcome, you know? You'd be like Jim Morrison's fucking grave, hanging out, drinking beer out of your fucking skull. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:03

Yeah, bro. We'll fucking party it up.

SPEAKER_05 38:04

Put it in the woods so the kids could go party in the woods again.

SPEAKER_02 38:07

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Fucking uh have uh pallets set up for a bonfire.

SPEAKER_05 38:11

You don't have any kids, but I couldn't imagine Finney at this age, 13, he's gonna be 14 here in July. I was already going to like Kegers in the Woods and shit, you know. I wasn't getting completely smashed. I'd have a couple beers and that'd probably smash me, but it was the hangout. That was where everyone's going, man. We're playing fucking hacky sack and hanging in the woods, man, smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo, you know? And fucking I couldn't imagine them going, yeah, I'm going up to the the woods. Going up to Mingus, hang out with my buddies. I don't know if I would be like, the fuck you are, or hell yeah, dude. I'll give you a ride. Should be like, I'll go with you, guys. Let's fucking let's go. We're going to the fucking woods. You know? Like, kids don't go to the woods anymore.

SPEAKER_03 39:00

Lily Madison when he rolls up in his transit.

SPEAKER_05 39:03

My fucking Boston shirt on or whatever. Dude. Big guy.

SPEAKER_03 39:08

What's going on again?

SPEAKER_05 39:10

Mario speed wagon rolling, dude, fucking bumping out of my Jeep.

SPEAKER_02 39:14

They're like, what's this old guy doing? Yeah, no, dude, that no, you're right. I I I don't have kids, and I don't know how I would feel if because it would be either reaction, I'd be like, the fuck you are, because I know what goes on over there.

SPEAKER_05 39:26

I did it. But then you gotta be proud, like, oh man, you're gonna you're with the cool kids gang. Go, man. Go have fun, enjoy yourself. Because I know he's a he's already been to a few parties that I don't know. And I've been very honest with the guy. Like, hey, you're getting into that age now. If you happen to do something that you know you shouldn't be, don't be afraid to fucking call me. I'd rather you call me. Yeah. You'd be in a lot less trouble. You know, I'll even give you a couple freebies, you know.

SPEAKER_02 39:54

I'll yell, I'll yell at you, but it's better that than try having to bail you out of jail or fucking picking you up off an asphalt or and I don't even tell him I'll yell at it.

SPEAKER_05 40:02

You fucking call me, dude. Yeah. You know, I'm on your side for this shit, and I went through this. I understand. Hanging out with buddies and he's been to a couple parties, and I know they're girls and they go to girls' houses at parties, but I don't think he's doing that stuff anything like that. Okay. I really don't, because I feel like the fucking creep because I'm always trying to hook him up. We go somewhere, I'm like, there's a cute little you know, 14-year-old girl. Like, hey dude, you know?

SPEAKER_03 40:31

Like your dad's being kind of creepy for you, he won't you go?

SPEAKER_05 40:34

Yeah, but then he's like, She's like 12, 13, maybe. I'm like, so are you? You know, who you looking for here, dude? You know, like I know we all want the fucking sprinted carpenters or Madison Beer, that's his new girl. And I'm like, I'm not finding a girl that's your age. And yeah, I said, look at her and just give her a wink. And he's like, doing that. So I know I know he's not a player. Right, right, right. He's a shy guy, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I could see them, I'd like to be a flying wall to one of their parties.

SPEAKER_02 41:06

And see what these kids do nowadays.

SPEAKER_05 41:08

I bet they do nothing. I bet they sit around on the couch and they all have their own phone and they're fucking sending them two feet away. Right. Look at this TikTok. Right. Oh, I Snapchatted you.

SPEAKER_02 41:19

You're like because like even I started texting in high school before, like right as I left, senior year, and I started driving. My mom got me. Do you remember the fucking Nokia bricks? Yeah, where you play snake on it and to text, you know, if you wanted the A, the B or the S. You had to hit that. Yeah, one, two, three times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doing all that, right? Um but I remember texting girls and doing that. But I always thought, like, this is stupid. Why aren't we just talking? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 41:48

Why aren't we just looking back at going back to TikTok and I I still see all this shit. I've been on there a lot this weekend. Man, there's this guy that's probably 20, 25 years old, and he's like, Man, maybe he's like 20, 18 to 20. Look at the time back in the 90s, and he plays this old video of just kids in school and whatnot.

SPEAKER_02 42:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:12

And he's just everyone's laughing and they're talking. He goes, Man, everyone's grooving and dancing, smiling and talking, and there was no phones, you know? Yeah. And it's like, boy, it really puts it in perspective of because how real how much we rely on our social media.

SPEAKER_02 42:31

Because we grew up in that, and yeah, I s I get stuck on my phone. Oh, I get too. I get stuck fucking doom scrolling. Let's watch a movie and I sit there and 30 minutes in the movie, and I'm like, shit.

SPEAKER_05 42:42

But then I go and yell at my kid, get off your fucking phone.

SPEAKER_02 42:44

Yeah, we're watching.

SPEAKER_05 42:45

You know why my face is all lit up with the fucking screen? Do as I say, not as I do.

SPEAKER_02 42:51

Right. Right. So like we we did it. It entrapped us all, dude.

SPEAKER_05 42:55

Like it does. It it really does. And I wouldn't. It would suck because I love my phone too. My casino games, my fucking TikToks, my Facebook, whatever, man. Yeah. But if it was just gone. You think you'd be okay? Yeah. I know we'd be okay. Yeah, yeah. I just need a boombox. Fucking know we'd be okay.

SPEAKER_02 43:14

I need a boombox to play my show. Or I or you know what? I'll give you like an an an iPod. It doesn't have to be connected to the internet. I just need an iPod where I can play my iPad.

SPEAKER_05 43:23

Music is okay. And that's it. A music uh we'll allow that. Some sort of a boombox, an iPad, or an iBox or something. No iPad. iBox what do they call it? iPod. iPod. Yeah. Yeah. iBox. Right. That sounds like a something. But I I think we'd be fine. I really think we would adjust within the year and everyone would go back to but what would we go back to? I mean is that just me trying to live in the past where we didn't have anything, you know.

SPEAKER_02 43:56

Because like I when I saw like we we did house parties in L. We didn't do woods parties. And when I moved out here, I was still young. I was 21. And yeah, my friends out here, hey, we're going to woods parties. What the fuck's a woods party? We go party in the woods. I go, like they let you guys, nobody come stop. She's like, and every now and then a forest ranger might come by. Yeah, they all run. But but he's like, but no, for the most part. And that never happened. Like, no. So a ton of times we parted here, no one ever came to to stop us.

SPEAKER_05 44:25

But I don't even think the new generation of cops would ever even know to look on the woods. They're like, we didn't do that shit.

SPEAKER_02 44:33

Yeah. What are they doing in the woods? He's like, we're busting Pokemon rings. But yeah, playing Pokemon.

SPEAKER_05 44:39

But you know, it's huge. Like at the baseball uh tournaments, I noticed it, and then I started seeing them, you know, on the reels and shit. Hacky sack is huge again. Again? Dude, it's huge again.

SPEAKER_02 44:52

What the hell is that?

SPEAKER_05 44:53

That's cool.

SPEAKER_02 44:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 44:55

Fucking screaming eagle, dude. Yeah, what the fuck was that? So all the teams, everywhere we go for a tournament now, you'll see the whole team in a big circle. I'm like, oh, fucking fight? You know? Yeah, yeah. Circles used to be fights, man. Oh, there's a fight. Yeah. Now I'm like, oh, they're fucking kicking a sack. And I ain't shy. I'll go to other teams and like, hey, can I hop in? Yeah, yeah. I'm fucking flipping it up with my foot. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I can still do that fucking back. But I've seen a couple good kids out there. I'm like, oh no, oh, that's what I was doing, man. The three-ball stall, where you flip it up, squat, and catch it like in your by your nuts there, and then hop back up. And you know, I can't do that no more. I pulled a hammy or something, but yeah, now I'm just trying to keep it up. I'm a little old. But it's cool to see that's coming back, you know. It is coming back huge. Like you see these TikToks. Why is this taking over our school?

SPEAKER_02 45:50

And then you just see all these clumps of it's because kids got tired of one thing. Things are cyclical, things fashion, like you you know how notice now how all the all the girls are in the like baggy pants now. Yeah. You've seen that? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:05

Well, a mixture of 60s and 90s.

SPEAKER_02 46:08

Right, right. I love those sixties hip huggers and the fucking baggy or low rise jeans where the girls were doing low rise jeans.

SPEAKER_05 46:15

Yeah, and then they lost for a while, and you wore the in the 80s you wore the pants above your belly button, but fucking stupid. Stupid. So it just 90s went back to the little. Yeah, it came back a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 46:28

I think Jinko jeans had a quick little revival, you know. But now, yeah, they're they're coming back, I guess. And and I think that's the same thing with like hacky sack, like getting together with your buddies. It's like, fuck, what are we doing during lunch? I mean, who brought this bag? Like they probably some kid probably grabbed it from his dad. Dad, yeah. From his dad, who's dad's dad's like, what is this?

SPEAKER_05 46:47

And his dad's like, oh man. Then someone sees that and like, oh, I'm gonna get one of those.

SPEAKER_02 46:51

Yeah, where did you get that? Dude, from my dad, but I think smoke shops on it. What are smoke shops?

SPEAKER_05 46:56

Go get a CPA sac, man. It's all rastafarian, the the bag one. Yeah, yeah. I could really stall them good because clatter.

SPEAKER_02 47:03

Right, because once you gotta work them, get them.

SPEAKER_05 47:05

You get those original hacky sacks, dude. They're like hard. Yeah, yeah. And you you know, you gotta work them a little bit to get them a little bit flat, and then you could run them over lightly. But if you did it right away, they'd pop the seam. So you had to like grind those beans down, and finally, dude, my hacky sack was like almost flat, you know.

SPEAKER_03 47:25

Yeah, you can catch it anywhere.

SPEAKER_05 47:26

Yeah, I catch that motherfucking brim of my hat, you flip it over, catch it on my fucking earlobe, boom, bam. You know, like hey, hear what I'm cooking?

SPEAKER_03 47:33

Yeah, dude, tricks that way. It's awesome.

SPEAKER_05 47:36

But now they're coming out with these, they're damn near bouncy balls, you know. I get in this circle out there at the game. I'm like, I barely hit it, and he's boing. They're like, geez, coach, I'm like, get a rules hacky sec, bro. Yeah, yeah. Fuck is this, man?

SPEAKER_03 47:49

This fucking new shit, like grinding it there.

SPEAKER_05 47:53

Yeah, he worked. I don't know how to do it, and then they're serving it to themselves, and I'm like, nah, nah, nah, that's not the rules, Frank. You you gotta pass it. If you're gonna serve it to self, you can only do it with your toe, the the flip-up, and then you pass it on. Uh you guys don't even know the fucking rules, man. I'm like, I'm out, and I go limping away because I tore something off. And then you can't hacky sack barefoot, man. That's uh that was always tough. Yeah, well that's cool, especially because somebody came back with you, but yeah, but you know, hanging out with the fucking hippies and shit like I did. Like their Tevas and shit on. And those are hard, man. You need some vans, we're really good. You didn't have a good fish. Oh, we all had skater shoes, so it was always it was good for our skaters, but those hippies, man, they're wearing fucking boots and no shoes. So doing it. You're no good at this shit, man. Put some shoes on, dude.

SPEAKER_02 48:43

Yeah, get some tennis shoes on. I could see this shit right. I think we transitioned our age. Because we started disc golfing. That was the thing, you know, from hacky sacking into like, all right, let's let's go disc golf and so you throw your fucking arm out one time. Oh, bro. I've done that. I can't fucking go. I've done that, like I'm getting that tennis elbow from it, you know, trying to lob one. Well, because you can't. And it's not strength.

SPEAKER_05 49:06

Yeah, you don't have to whip it like a thing. Right, right.

SPEAKER_02 49:08

You just it's it's if you can't.

SPEAKER_05 49:09

And it's not frisbee. Right. And it is, but it's not. It's not. It's you try to throw it like a dude on the beach, I fucking throw a quarter mile, man. I just throw fucking frisbee over those mountains, bro. Yeah. So I go out fucking disc golf, and I'm like, fucking. I just threw my fucking elbow out, and every time I disc golf now, it hurts like shit. And everyone, hey, you want to go? And I'm like, I do, but I can't. So I started trying doing this way, because the the inside flipper.

SPEAKER_02 49:37

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's hard.

SPEAKER_05 49:38

But man, it just goes. You gotta catch that that shit. It's it's really hard. Uh I wouldn't mind trying again. It's just I know my fucking arm. You know, as a baseball coach, I know you throw a lot of baseballs. Yeah, yeah. After a few, they start hurting, but you swing a fucking hammer all day and then you're fucking jerking it, man. I mean your fucking elbow now.

SPEAKER_03 50:01

It's working out that strength.

SPEAKER_05 50:04

Maria Sharapova, I got tennis elbows. But no, I love that.

SPEAKER_02 50:11

But that was another hippie kind of hippie sports, dude. Yeah, for sure. College fucking uh beer pong, all that shit.

SPEAKER_05 50:19

Hacky sack, yeah. We'll come up. That'd be a great for uh family feud. Top five hippie sports.

SPEAKER_02 50:25

Yeah, you'd have like hacky sack, frisbee golf, frisbee golf, uh, frisbee football. I don't know what that's called. Uh uh super frisbee something frisbee, but it's like football, but with frisbee. Oh yeah. And you yeah, you can't run. You you can run into a position, but when you catch it, you gotta stop. That sounds fun, too. So it's you gotta constantly be serving it to to people. That sounds fun. I I think that's how how you do that.

SPEAKER_05 50:49

I've seen a version of that, but they were not damn hippies.

SPEAKER_03 50:51

These guys were hula hooping, hula hooping's a total hippie, hippie sport.

SPEAKER_05 50:55

Oh, yeah, because they don't even do it on their waist. Well, they'll do like five on their waist while they're on their arms. They're all fucking fired and shit, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's that's definitely a hippie one.

SPEAKER_02 51:06

Yo-yoing? No.

SPEAKER_05 51:07

I I was yo-yo for a while.

SPEAKER_02 51:09

Everybody when the spinner ones came out, remember? Hawking a dog. Yeah, everybody was.

SPEAKER_05 51:17

I still got an old video of me doing that shit in like '98, man. And I really got a routine down because I was gonna go downtown and do his whole fucking routine. Were you like mid-twenties? Yeah. Uh yeah, I was yeah, mid-20s, late twenties. Uh-huh. And got all into it, man. When this when I first met you. It was around that time, because I knew you by then. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 51:36

I was on a band. I moved out here in 2005.

SPEAKER_05 51:39

Okay, so it was maybe maybe around then. Well, Caitlin was probably because the video she's in it, she's probably about three, so it's probably 27 years ago.

SPEAKER_02 51:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 51:48

So do the math. No, we weren't here quite just ninety-nine, two thousand yeah. Gotcha. And I got badass at a yo-yo dude. Like, I hung out with this tremendously huge dude. Like big, big, big, fat dude. Okay. And that was his sports, you know. Yeah, it's a good one. I'm in there playing handball and shit, still racquetball.

SPEAKER_02 52:11

It's the one that was.

SPEAKER_05 52:14

But it was he was oddly my mechanic. So to fucking jack up a car for him to work on it. We had to get a lift, you know, like six feet because his belly wouldn't fit under it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I gotta find a better mechanic or skinnier mechanic, dude. He's stopping every twenty minutes. But we got all badass, dude. We took videos of ourselves and doing all the tries. But I was getting a little more advanced and doing shit. So much so that I bought the same exact yo-yo I had. What's up, dude? What's up? Hey. Would it take a quick break? Yeah, it wouldn't take a quick one sec, bro. Oh, my bad. No, you're fine. Come on in, dude. Don't have to leave. So we got so badass we were gonna make a video and go downtown and set up our fucking own show and try to like busk and make money yo-yoing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, fucking nerds. Make it a career. Make it a career. Yeah, I wanted everyone to be like, you know, Derek. Oh, the badass yo-yo guy. But it didn't pan out. But but I recently bought one about four years ago. Just try to get the same exact one as I used to. Same exact one. Called the Grim Sleeper. Uh-huh. Because that fucker was. Oh man, just go. So, but that didn't pan out. I wasn't, I couldn't remember my tricks. Whatever, you know. Just another thing I put down. We're gonna take one more quick break. We'll be right back. You're hanging with the humans, Race.

SPEAKER_02 53:49

Today, today.

SPEAKER_05 53:51

We would like to honor the class, class, class of 2030, 30, 30. Vincent Terena. Vinny graduated his eighth grade. We went Wednesday and actually got off. I ran ahead. Got done early. Nice. So he's officially on summer break then, huh? He's on summer break as of last week, which is wild, man. But it is the end of the day.

SPEAKER_02 54:18

Summer summer didn't start till June, and you went back in September. What's like starting in May now?

SPEAKER_05 54:24

It's early, but yeah, it is it's early. But he's off. So uh Thursday, Wednesday was graduation. Thursday was last day of school. I didn't think you'd go. And he went, huh? Well, because we even said I don't give a fuck, dude. At this point, you know, you're done. You graduated. But they went because they got fucking free video games and you know, that last day of hanging out.

SPEAKER_02 54:51

Yeah, yeah, cinework. Let's go. Yearbook signing.

SPEAKER_05 54:54

Yeah, well, he didn't get any signatures. He didn't get any signatures. You shy I don't care. I'm like, dude, you want to stay cool. You know? Have a great summer. Have a great summer. You know, like, dude, when you look back at that shit 20, 30 years from now, you'd be like, oh man, I'm still cool. Dude, I did cool.

SPEAKER_02 55:12

I hated that because girls that would be like, hey, let's stay in touch. Here's my number. And it's like, that's what I needed to do to get your number? You couldn't have given it to me beforehand.

SPEAKER_05 55:20

No, they should do yearbooks at the beginning of the year.

SPEAKER_03 55:22

Right.

SPEAKER_05 55:24

I'll take that number now. What are you talking about? Can you sign my yearbook? It's the first day of school there, Abe. That's last year's number. I throw your number in there. Let's throw your number in. But yeah, he graduated and they don't they call it promotion now. Eighth grade promotion. See, mine, man, was eighth grade graduation, and I thought it was silly. Which I still, you know, whatever. I guess you're graduating eight years of school. Right. Well, nine with kindergarten, but you got four more years and you're you're done. I try to tell them, man, this this is the time, man. Fast. This is the time.

SPEAKER_02 56:01

And it's gonna go by fast.

SPEAKER_05 56:02

And you ask anyone, what was the best you know, time of your life? Most people would be like, fucking high school, man. You know, you don't even realize it until you're uh it's over.

SPEAKER_02 56:11

I was gonna say college for me, because we we had a blast for college, yeah. We had a blast.

SPEAKER_05 56:16

My college was the army, so uh we had fun there. Yeah, that was a blast too. But think of high school, man. It was like, man, this is good times. You got in his mind, he's gonna be around these people for the rest of his life. That's dude.

SPEAKER_02 56:30

So full circle here. Did you play in high school? Like, did you play in bands in high school? Bands? Yeah. Were you in a band in high school? No. No, no, no. You didn't do that until you were older.

SPEAKER_05 56:41

Yeah. Well, no, uh my left uh 12th senior year, uh, we we weren't really a band, but I thought we were a band. Are you guys that hung out together and played music? A couple of us. And that was uh Danny Cooksie from he was a redheaded kid from Different Strokes, his name is Sam. I met him in high school. He played bass. So I played a little guitar with him, and then we had this drummer guy, but we never completed a song or nothing, you know, sit around and hit a bong or fucking look at nudie pictures and shit. Holding your guitar. But you know, I c by then I I graduated from one so I could do like uh jump in the fire. I was a big metallic dude, but yeah, bands, no, not until the army had screwed around with this drummer dude. We played some shit, but it was after. Yeah, after all that.

SPEAKER_02 57:32

High school I played hacky sack and you know we played bands and we played house parties and we played shit. I played for my entire high school, dude.

SPEAKER_05 57:40

But it's just so much fun, and these people you're not gonna see them forever. You know, he thinks everyone's just there and like dude. I I'm in touch with a few high school friends, you know, we all are, but I think what it is and and once you're an adult, life is different, and they don't get that concept yet of this shit's over, man. Yeah, you know, there's no more summer breaks, there's no more shit, dude.

SPEAKER_02 58:06

I I think Vinny is not taking advantage of how cool his parents are. I agree. To do some things that like my mom would never let me get away with. And not bad things, but like start a band and go like shit. My dad plays guitar. What if I learn to play guitar from my dad? Go play with my buddies who play music and we all start a band and play for a bigger.

SPEAKER_05 58:28

Yeah, I would be like fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_02 58:30

Yeah, but yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 58:31

Hey, can I play rhythm? You know fucking weasel my way into the band, you know. Boston t-shirt. Model! You guys don't know this one.

SPEAKER_03 58:46

And then Randy busts out his guitar.

unknown 58:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 58:55

There's an old movie called The Rocker with Rain uh Rain Wilson. Rain Wilson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's the uncle. Yes, yes, yeah. And they meet a they don't have a drummer. So he fucking feels in duty's all maniac on fucking our age, you know. That'd be me. That would be you, sir. Yeah. But not just the shit that we do with him, the shit we buy. When I was a kid, if I hung out with Vinny, I would think he was a rich kid. And we're not rich by any means. But he's always got the cool shit. Yeah, yeah. And why do we do that? You know, like as I had fucking wrestlers and he ain't wearing fucking wrestlers. Get him those Levi's, get him, you know, get him baseball shit. He's gotta get the fucking $400 bat. You know, he would think this kid's fucking rich, going on vacations all the time and shit. Right. We're we're opposite of that, folks. We're broke because of him. Right. We could be leaving it out. We could. And now that baseball is over. I mean, I spend people have no idea.

SPEAKER_02 59:56

Well, he still has to buy his equipment no matter what, right? But I mean, school provides uniforms. He still needs his bat and his pads and everything, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:03

Yeah, well, he's got a bat, he he brings that shit up. We just bought him all new kind of shit to kind of move up with So the glove, I just bought him. That that'll last him probably through his whole high school, you know. Yeah, yeah. I just designed him a custom glove the other night. Oh, nice Memorial Day special. The little Dodgers thing. No, I made it because he's going to Bradshaw, which okay, so they graduated Wednesday, went to school Thursday, and Friday morning he got a well, he got the text Thursday, but Friday morning he had baseball practice for high school. Shit. And not everyone knew about this. It was kind of a select group that they the coach put out. Right. So these kids show up, they're all my boys that I coached, and all my friends, all Vinny's friends. Right. And they show up, the only freshmen there, and they're playing with JV and varsity for practice. He's like, Yeah, I was catching balls with dude with a beard. You know, like I'm like, welcome to high school, man. You know, like and he goes, Dude, they were all so cool and supportive, you know. I said it's not like they they want the legacy to live on, you know. They they're gonna help the young kids, you freshmen coming in.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:10

Right, right.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:11

Football, a little different, you know, like chompers. Yeah, wrestling was a little different. You got your ass kicked, you fucking old chomp, you almost get hazed, you know. Baseball kids are like, dude, let's keep this going. And one of the seniors said to uh his friend right next to me, you know, this kid's got some potential. So I'm like, dude, that's good.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:29

Yeah, getting talked up.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:30

So they're already starting that shit next week. Start a camp and then go right in. But I don't have to when I pay twenty bucks for the camp, three-day camp. They get a shirt and practice, whatever. Then they get their own transportation. Their games are like three in the afternoon, so when they play Phoenix, I don't I'm not gonna make it, you know. You're on your own now, dude. I set you up. Yeah, you know where you're at, you know what to do. You go take care of it now. Right. Right. I'll be around you know, for any local games, of course. Right. But other than that, we don't have that it costs us a thousand dollars a weekend. Fuck, sometimes just a go. Just you know, you gotta get room for two nights and fucking three hundred dollars a night. Yeah. You gotta eat out.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:14

Meals, yeah. You know, you're talking gas on the way down there.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:18

Gas, put that in a fucking time capsule, pal. Yeah, put that you know, um call back. It's about a thousand dollars a fucking tournament. I'd say six to a thousand. You know, if you got oh, it's a close one off season, the rooms are only a hundred or something. But average, you know, you're paying that, and you're doing seven tournaments a season. Right. You know, you're seven to ten thousand dollars that we don't even realize, like, fuck man, we're gonna have that extra money now. Right. Right. You know, we're gonna extra vacation a year. Yeah, and and and we're gonna we're gonna get choked up about it. Yeah, you I don't make it just like, oh, we did everything for him. Fuck that. A lot of times it's like, all right, let's fucking get out of here so we can go hang with the parents. Okay, right.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:10

Go go weep, go party. All right, game's over, let's go.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:13

Yeah, games in Vegas, sure.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:15

If a dance game downstairs we're going to Colorado for a tournament, dang. No, you know, fuck.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:21

Denver, dude, love it. Yeah, very white. Been there once though, and oh my god, it was great. Jenny and I just bar hopped everywhere.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:29

I love Denver. We went there for a game when we did a tournament. It took me all day to realize how white that city is.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:38

Did you ever notice? No, not necessarily. Because like we saw some homeless people, nothing too crazy.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:43

Like it's like and they're white homeless though. I think he wasn't. Dude, but anyway. I saw about five black dudes in the handful of Mexicans, maybe. Yeah, but all very white. And I was just like very white, very clean town. Love the reason.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:01

It's very clean and we took the scooters everywhere. Like we we went up to this um interactive art. It was so white, we hit striked everywhere. Yeah, yeah. And people picked you up.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:11

Hey, get on in, pal.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:13

Come on in, pick 'em up. We got room. Pick 'em up. No, it was a really bitching place. Colorado in general. Like we went to summer. I would I I'm not a big snow guy. Just because I work in the snow. And I don't like to work in snow. But to go play in the snow. But snow, if I was retired, fuck it, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:35

Well, I guess I'm locked down for a few days. You know, it's expensive as shit, but another place I would recommend during the snow that's beautiful is Park City, Utah. Where like Wasash Brewery is at Park City. Bro. Oh. It's like it's like the Aspen of Colorado. Park City. Okay, that's that for Utah. So yeah. And you can still have many wives. Yeah? Hey. Bro, one thing annoys me. You think I'm gonna have two? One annoys me.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:00

Well, if you have two, you can Nah, bro.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:02

One annoys the shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:04

Two would suck because they would team up on you.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:07

You gotta get a kick.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:07

You get a third one. You gotta get an odd number.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:09

Maybe three, four.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:10

Yeah, that way you're like, fuck them three. You know. I chose you tonight.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:15

Yeah, not because they kicked me out.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:19

That's where they mutiny on you, and then you're fucked, man. Nothing like having five bitches mad at you.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:25

Bro, imagine. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This whole multiple wives thing doesn't drive with me because I barely have a hard time keeping one happy. I get you. You try keeping five happy, bro. Not gonna happen.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:36

I don't think you really have to keep them happy.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:39

They have to each other. Okay, so then then then we go back to that again. That it has to be a cult always, where they're brainwashed and doing whatever it is you tell them because you want to hope that they're all together. If you got just you know, your regular off the street, you know, stuff. Oh yeah, like fuck that motherfucker. What they wouldn't be with the idea, but let's just say for Whatever reason they're okay with the idea, all that other shit would have been in your mind, is what you'd hope.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:05

You know, oh, they're all all the wives are getting together today, they're doing uh scrapbooks or something. Yeah, and and they're gonna just talk about how great I am. Yeah, yeah. You know.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:16

In reality, they're like piss each other off about you.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:20

Yeah, in reality, they're like, oh, that motherfucker. He got all mad and went to your place, you know, and then they're fighting. Oh my god. This seems like a recipe for disaster.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:30

Recipe for disaster.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:32

But we were talking about Colorado anyway. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:34

Yes. Yeah. Speaking of multiple wives.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:36

Yeah. But yeah, Colorado, I'd love to live there, even in the winter, once I retire.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:42

That's what you would go if you'd retire?

SPEAKER_05 1:06:44

I think so, man. This is fuck. I'm not even like, hey, Mr. Outdoorsy dude. But when I'm there, I am.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:50

Dude, Denver.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:51

You know, they're like, oh fuck, man, there's a trail, let's go fucking hike it now. Everest, Everest. Let's go out to the Evergreen.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:55

Or Evergreen, rather, not Everest.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:57

Evergreen. See, we were up in um Vale. So by Brecken Ridge. Okay. We could never live there. I mean.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:06

Yeah, it's some fucking.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:07

I mean, you couldn't even yeah, no, no, you couldn't even get a trailer there. You know, James Hetfield lives there. Big time. But what a beautiful area. If I could live where I could drive there for an afternoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And live that high life for just a second. For a night.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:25

I'm gonna drive through here like if I lived here.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:27

Then I'm going back to Ognard, you know, some fucking bullshit city, you know, but but but it's beautiful. I've been there, you know, Telluride, Silverton, Durango. It's you know, that's a touristy, more touristy park. I love Durango. Well, I like beer and that's the other thing too, dude. You get there, breweries everywhere. Like every a brewery and a dispensary in every block.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:56

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all over the place. They have an RD uh uh place uh downtown Denver, meaning it's not the actual brewery, but what they do is they RD, is that a beer? No, no, R D is uh a research and development like like for a company and you do RD for a product, a thing, a medicine, something. And so what they do is they just create random beers. And we walked in there, and the guy's like, okay, none of the beers that you guys normally like from Ladell are here. He goes, these are just things that we're experimenting with. He goes, but it's three bucks a beer, and I was like, sold. Three bucks, dude, three bucks a beer, and he's like, I was like, sold, dude. He goes, Well, let me tell you what's on the menu. You might not go, I don't give a fuck about it. I don't get what it is.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:38

Three bucks, three bucks, I'll take it, you know. I just came from Corusfield paying 18 bucks a fucking beer, man. Yeah, I'll take three bucks a beer. And that's kind of my problem is I I go to too many function places.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:52

You know, or Disneyland, or you know, something more every fucking beer It's like 18 bucks. Outrageous. Hey, you can go in and grab a cup and some ice, make a cocktail. There's orange juice in the fridge. All right on the right side by the milk, grab that whole thing and bring it out. If Wendy gives you shit, tell her I said tell her you're calling the other wife. I'd call my other wife. But but I do some, you know, a renaissance fair. Any kind of I'm always going to weird shit where it's like, fuck, man, or Vegas, you know.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:23

Yeah, it's like the beers are gonna be 13 bucks. Do we when we went to PA last time when we took the kids to the zoo in uh in in DC? We went down to Washington, DC, and uh they were it was the last time they had the uh pandas. Uh uh China's taking back the pandas. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fucked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're on loan, bro. That's our fucking panda. Yeah. They're on loan, but yeah. Anyways, we did fine. Jed and I were walking through, and I had a dude, I was all like moped and just like, and I turn around looking and there's a little trailer parked there, and I was like, are they doing coffee? Are they and it's a beer, you know? Yeah, 13, 14 bucks.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:00

I was like, sold like that fucking shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:02

Ah so it's all the photos of us hanging out with the kids, and you see Oklahoma with the beer in the back. Fucking $25 beer, man. $25 beer.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:10

Who gives a shit when I want a beer? I want a beer, you know.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:13

I'm like, hey, they're allowing it, so I'm gonna go. Do I have to drink it like around here? They go, No, you could take it with you, and I was like, done, bro. It's mice?

unknown 1:10:22

Oh, no.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:22

It's in the freezer. We keep in. Is there ice in this freezer? No. You gotta go back in. You're up, but yeah, you you'll pay the price. Yes. If you want beer.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:33

The convenient cost. You're paying the convenient cost. And then just to have that beer there.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:37

You spent 60 bucks.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:38

I'm like, well, I got two beers. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:40

You know? So you see a three-dollar beer, dude, you're like, I don't care if you fucking sell me moose piss. Let's fucking go at three bucks.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:48

Let's go. I'm drinking downtown Denver for three bucks a uh a beer.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:51

I'm I'm gonna do it, yeah. That's the thing within Vegas. You get off the strip one block, all of a sudden it's two for four dollar beers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh fuck, man. Why didn't I just walk like a block? Well, again, we but when you're there, you're like, I don't care.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:06

When you're a pro, did I ever tell you about my uh uh uh Dosecki's cooler? I think I told you. Yeah, and I was gonna bring it to you. That's the little cooler. The fanny pack? The little fanny pack that you throw beers in there and like right. That's what happens, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:22

That's cool.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:23

Is that like every time we uh every time we go to Vegas, that thing's a must, and then I just learn to buy my own beers, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:29

Oh, Vegas, yeah. I well I carry around a pint of vodka with me.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:32

Yeah. Yeah, and just stopping by. Can I get a $2 OJ? You try to get yeah, well, no. That was the thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:39

It's still a OJ with $8, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:42

Because they know that's what you're doing with it. Because they know that's what you're doing with it.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:45

Man, you know, I'm gonna just get a soda and I'll mix it with Sprite or whatever. With Sprite, uh Sprite. $8. Fuck it. I guess I'm just drinking straight vodka. Yeah. Dude. How about a cup of ice, like $4.50? Okay, I'll take the cup of ice. The fucking first night I'm just like, fuck it. Like we literally stopped at New York, New York in two different little convenience stores or whatever they have. Yeah, they have out there. And I'm like, I ain't fucking paying for it. Yeah, dude. But then I went down and bought a $12 beer, you know. Fucking bought that. So the next time I got that's where the cargo shorts that you fuck with me about really become involved really good, dude, in Vegas.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:24

Silver chair called they want those shorts.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:27

You're gonna win to that boy. Dude, I I'll fucking load up a fucking pint in my right cargo pocket. And I in my left, I got my mixer. Yeah, and I'll just sit at a fucking machine, dude, and play slots. $20 penny slots. I'm paying, they're like, you want a cocktail? They don't even come around for that shit. They don't anymore. No. It's hard.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:48

They they they don't.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:49

So I'm just over there mixing my own up, dude. I get my cup out, just pouring my own drinks. No one fucks with me. I just fuck them.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:56

Well, it's concerts too, dude. Concerts did that to us. You know, you start fucking um um paying fucking 12 bucks a beer at a concert. And then the line's so long. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:09

That you get two.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:10

Right, because then you don't wanna you wanna hurry up and and and get back to the show.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:13

And then you want to oh, there's no vodka in there? No. Oh. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:19

Well, there we go.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:21

So by the time you're leaving there, it's 30 bucks and you come back and you look like a fucking drunk drunk. Yeah, with two beers. I'm like, I'm not standing in line, I just missed the whole first set, man. Yeah, I miss Silver Chair's fucking set, dude. What are you talking about? Missing the hits, dude. Missing all the hits, dude. Yeah, I'm I'm looking forward to some more concerts, but I I'm going to a concert on June 5th. Where are you going? It's not a concert. Uh it's it's live music. Okay. I wouldn't say it's like a concert. Sure, sure. But I think you should come. Where? The Elks.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:56

Oh, no shit. Uh here in PV? In Prescott. Oh, downtown? Yeah. The theater or the Elks? The Elks Theater. Okay. Who's playing? Deja Crew. Who's De Are they like Deja Vu, but no, the Motley Crue. Oh, they're a Motley Crue cover band? They're cover a tribute band. Sorry, tribute band. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:14

They dress like them. Yeah. Like to the T, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:18

Black Vince and Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:19

They got the whole fucking Tommy Lee's got the swipes on his Nikki Six with this shit. Dude, yeah. Mars make Mars looks dead. You know. Dude, I'm telling you, we saw them like two years ago and they were fucking rad. So I saw them with uh Chris Roberts.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:34

It's kind of like that Steel Panthers kind of deal. You know, Steel Panthers? Yeah. Kind of like that, but but just for Motley Crow.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:41

Yeah, they're living they're really good. And they start off with, you know, like live wire. They go back, do homes. Homes on you know they go through all the albums. And when you're there and you get that right buzz, remember they only serve beer and wine. So you're mixing them, yeah. But they do a 15-minute intermission. Uh-huh. It gives you plenty of time to run to lizards.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:05

Yeah, go get a shot or two.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:06

Give a couple shots, and you run back to we've done it every time. Every time we go there. I saw the crew thing. Well, I talked to Chris Robertson. He's like, hey dude, fucking Molly Crew thing is coming back June 5th. And I'm like, ah, I fucking right, dude. Gave him the metal sign, you know, emoji. Yeah, dude. He's like, oh, we should go. I'm like, yeah, look into that, dude. And he's text me back, got us tickets, dude. They're on me. Just buy me some beers or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I gotta tell Wendy, like, hey, by the way, we got plans of I hope he didn't plan nothing because that's fucking rad. And but he bought pit tickets for us. Dude, that's hilarious. We got kicked out of the fucking balcony last time we went.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:50

Why?

SPEAKER_05 1:15:51

Because we were the only idiots standing up cheering and singing. And so they're like, Can you come with us? We thought we were like in trouble or something, you know? And then we get down there, and I'm like, let's just go up to the front stage. Because the the seats start back around 30 rows back or something.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:12

Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:13

There's a big opening, like a dance floor. So we're the first four in there, dude. Just fucking rocking, like turning in a crowd, and let's go. Now people are realizing, oh, we're allowed to stand up. They don't want to fucking be rocking Molly Crew. You're sitting in a theater seat.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:29

Fucking idiot. Get up. Everybody wants to rage. Rocks.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:32

And now I'm turning around. I'm like, I started this shit. You know, drunk on wine.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:37

Yeah, motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:38

Yeah, give me another shutter home. Make it blanco. Rose, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was fun. So this time he just bought his tickets right down there.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:54

Yeah. You should come.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:56

It'll be fun, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:56

I'll see you and see what she's got. I'm trying to save money still for my Australian trip.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:00

So that's true. Well, speaking of that, we we came across the short through YouTube watching those little stupid shorts. Crazy weird shit that you find in Australia. Well, this wasn't even a short, this was like a a little video. Right. Me and Kate sat down and watched it. He goes to Australia and he's walking this trail. And it's like a mile-long trail or something. Nothing huge. And he's lifting a hundred rocks to see what kind of shit they find. Bugs, your snakes. And I go out to have a stogie and fucking around in the kitchen and go outside and I come back and she's like, You're fucking right. Yeah, never go to Australia. The the bugs were just bizarre. Finally found a snake on the last one, but just the bugs themselves, they're shooting fucking acid at you. Dude, you gotta be careful over there.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:00

Yeah, we're going to mostly city places. So and doing doing that. And staying with our buddy who lives in a suburban neighborhood, you know.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:08

So you're not going way out back. No, we're not going fucking down and you're gonna take any kind of I don't know what they have, safari tours or some what do they have?

SPEAKER_02 1:18:17

No, so Steve and I want to do more um suburbany. So like no offense to the wives, and I know she'll never hear this, but like no offense to the wife. Like when I when Jen and I go on vacation, I want to like, oh fuck, there's a fucking tram rider. There's like fucking, you know, uh uh uh uh yeah, a little tour, trolley tours and shit. No, no, no, tour tourists will do, but I'm talking like the dangerous shit. I'm gonna go punchy jumping, I'm gonna go cliff diving and jump into the water from this spot.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:45

Yeah, fucking fucking box of kangaroo, baby.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:48

Right, exactly. And Jen's like, I don't think we should do that in Baltimore. She's probably right, and she's right. So with Steve and I now unsupervise, we're gonna go and just do all that shit that you're not supposed to do. You know, that's true, that's just you two.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:00

Oh, dude, you guys are gonna fucking die.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:01

Or with our buddy Grant, too. But but yeah, but we're gonna die. That's what there's a shot. Jen's like, I'm gonna get a life insurance on you before you hit out, just in case.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:12

That's fucking funny. But I think she should.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:16

You just oh no, dude. Because Steve and I were like, well, dude, what if they have like like fly fishing and go like not fly fishing, but we can go like boat fishing, you know, where there's great whites all over the fucking water. Yeah, let's go.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:27

Yeah, she wouldn't.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:29

And Steve's like, let's go skydiving. He goes, You want to go skydiving? I'm like, fuck yeah, dude. I would love to.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:33

You should go like fucking that the suit that you wear. Like a flying square.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:38

Oh, then you go, yeah. What's that thing called? Did you guys have to parachute in the army?

SPEAKER_05 1:19:42

No, you didn't have to unless you go to like uh 82nd Airborne.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:46

We did repelling out of helicopters. Okay. But no, I didn't go to airborne school. They told you when you get in, oh yeah, you get to fucking do that stuff, you know. And then you're like, eh. And then everyone in basic training thinks, oh dude, we're gonna when do we jump out of planes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, ah, you don't do that, man. That's like you gotta sign up for that. No, our our guy told us we could do that. We sign up when we get in. He's like, no, no. Sorry. No, I didn't do that. But I did it with Josh Wosecchi out here in Cottonwood. In tandem? Yeah. Was it fun? It it turned out to be fun.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:24

Okay. Were you nervous about it the whole time?

SPEAKER_05 1:20:27

No. No, no, no. Not until our fucking chute wouldn't open and it opened and got tangled for about twenty seconds. And then it untangled. To the point where you're just about saying goodbye to everyone. Yeah, yeah. Like, fuck, man, I go do this. Isn't this ironic?

SPEAKER_02 1:20:42

Yeah, this is how I die.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:43

And fucking the guy was really good, man. So we we opened the chute way late. Well, it opened, so all you had was that little uh baby one. Yeah. And our chute was twisted around it. So I'm just like fucking, ah, dude, fucking. He's like, oh fuck. Like, I look up and we're like, We okay? Like, we're jamming, dude. He's like, hold on, we'll get that. Then all of a sudden it was just like almost whiplash me, and it was real low to the ground, dude. So it was a little hairy, but I like that experience better than the smooth one, because now I got something. You got a story to do that. So we came in so hot, like we were supposed to come in, and you kind of you wore these fucking weird big jumpsuits that were padded, you know? Yeah. Like I'm not thick enough. I got this fucking I look like a Michelin man, dude. I was just puffy and so he's like, put your feet up, point your heels out, toes up, we're coming down on our ass. We hit so fucking hard. I got the video, dude. I'll bring it out, dude. Because I bought the well Josh, he paid for this and thanks, Josh. But we hit the fucking ground so hard that I bounced about four feet and then boom again. You're in the gravel like a landing zone, and it was just coming in hot, coming in hot, dude. Boom, boom. And I put my hands down of the whole fucking place. There's one bush or something, and I put my hand in it. I have thorns all in my hands.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:25

We get out of my fucking yeah, you're like, I have and I'm like, ah it was crazy, and then yeah, it was it was fun, but like the free fall.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:43

For me, it's kind of oh, I did it. Yeah. Not going, hey man, I can't wait to go jump again. Right, right, right. I did it, I'm done, I'm good. It's a trip, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:54

Like experience for life, and then that's all I needed.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:56

When you get out, your fucking feet dangling out. I mean, this plane looked like it shouldn't have even been in the air. It was so crusty and bolts were fucking falling out, dude. I got a crazy video of this shit, man. It's all rusty inside. There's the panels are jingling. I get my feet dangling out. And it was just like, fucking go, and you come out spinning and leaving out. It's all fucking it's such a it's hard to explain, like it's so fast and intense, right? Yeah, it's just you're so high and you see the ground getting closer, your cheeks are going, you know, you're fucking flapping, you're like, oh fuck. And then we have a malfunction. You know, it changes your whole perspective experience of it. I'm not like, oh, look how beautiful it is down there. I'm like, come on, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:54

You know, fix the shit. I don't want to die this way.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:57

Because I had a good ten seconds of knowing that you're falling to your death. And I don't know how much time he had because by the time I told him, he'd already knew. He he was already fucking with. I could tell because he was doing weird shit, man. I'm like, you should be pulling that shoot, huh? Yeah. He's just like, we're still going. And I remember looking up like this, like, and he's like, we got it, we're alright, dude. We're alright. Stay calm. And I'm like, I was calm. What the fuck did you stay calm? I was calm. What do you mean stay calm? It was wow. And it gives you a little jolt of block, dude. Yeah. But we had another 10 seconds of it not opening, and then all of a sudden that whole woo-woo and it just whipped us up. He's like, we're gonna be coming in hot, okay? I need you to leave here. Now he's throwing all these fucking demands. Like, I'm just a dude on long for the ride. What's going on, man? My heels up, like heels up? Do I need to flip my feet? What do you mean, heels up? No, put your heels up. I'm like, oh fuck. So it was a little scary with the landing, but I could tell like I wouldn't die. We we slowed down enough. I'm like, this might fuck me up, but I'm like, Oh man, I came in, that dude was great, man. And I bounced on my ass. Had a good time. I'll pull the video out because it's sitting right on my counter. And I just got a VCR. Well, not VCR, but uh DVD player player.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:27

That's so funny. We had to buy one because you can't watch your old shit. Yeah, yeah. Well, we burned a lot of DVDs. Right and they won't play on my Xbox anymore. Like I think Microsoft and all these things fix it so that your bootleg DVDs don't work on shit. They work on shit. So I had to buy a cheap $20 DVD.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:45

And it works and they work now on my on my burnt shit like PlayStation. Because I have a PlayStation and it won't work on well, I have every PlayStation. It wouldn't work on my PlayStation or PlayStation 2 or 4 or 5. But three would be. But I have a three in there. And that shit played in there and it played. But now I don't I don't even have the cords for it. I got the shell. The big old boxy bullshit. I'm like, so I I think I gave it away.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:16

Did you have a case of like a thousand DVDs all burnt?

SPEAKER_05 1:26:20

Burning shit was the shit. It was the shit, dude. Kids, you kids today don't know. Burning shit was so hot and and then I like the internet just came out, and you could buy this little thing that you take apart your PlayStation 2 and then you solder this. It came with the direction. Solder there's four wires. Boom da boom to boom to boom. And it turns your PlayStation 2 able to play DVDs read uh burnt copies of games. Oh shit. So this thing cost me 50 bucks. I'm like 50 bucks to try it. I had folders like this. Of just games. Of burnt games. Like you'd burn them like you're burning a CD. Yeah. So it was like fuck, man. Everyone came over just brought me games and I'd book it games. Burn it. And it's right on there, you know, Dragon Slayer. Fucking Tomb Raider. Yeah, I had them all, dude, and they all worked. Fuck. But once people figure that shit out, yeah, then they stop. Boom. So now yeah, you can't watch burnt shit. This is a well, I guess it's gotta be burnt, but it's got a sticker on it. Yeah. This is uh skydiving or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:29

No, we had the the stickers where you were able to print the image. Yeah. And then you do the thing with the sticker on the Dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:35

I had the whole rig, dude, because I was making so many burnt CDs back in the day. I had a whole rig to cut the circle. You put your sticker on this round deal.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:44

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it would punch the punch the center out and fucking glue it to the top.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:50

Pictures of me standing there by the ocean and shit, dude. I'm like, my ocean mix. You know? You got these stupid ones off sublime and sting. And then you get lazy. Like I'd find an old like JPEG or 8-bit fucking guitar, it'd be like acoustic hits. You know, I'd make labels for everything, dude. If I'd burn a real CD, I would go get the real image. But it's all like matte and stupid. This ain't real. Circle K sold shitty tapes. They were like cream, they were weird colors and shitty tape.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:28

No, dude, I wasn't.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:29

No liner notes. Wasn't he real? Say Deaf Leopard. You're like, what?

SPEAKER_02 1:28:33

No, I remember those from car washes.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:35

Yeah, same kind of deal.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:36

You just have the bins at the car washes. Same kind of deal.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:38

You know, like this ain't even the real tape, but I mean it's the same song. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:45

It's just the tape is weird.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:47

Yeah, it was like an off-color.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:50

No, where's the where's the lyrics? Dude, the one thing I regret that I can't find anymore are like when uh bands were doing things. We used to go watch you know shows and you'd have these obscure weird bands, and they would burn their CDs and like give out. And dude, I had so many cool bands that I was like, oh dude, these guys fucking rock. Cannot find those CDs.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:12

There's like a bunch of metal bands, a bunch of like I've got about 60 local bands. DVDs? CDs. Or CDs, rather. I'll burn you. I'll burn you some cops.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:23

Okay. Yeah, dude, because I lost all my LA. I was in LA and it was just these weird, obscure bands. You'd go watch these bands to go open up for, you know, maybe one semi-known band, and they would like they would they would give out their CD or sell it, you know, for like two, three bucks because it was a copy. And we'd sign it too. And they would sign it for you and everything, and then you'd we you'd have these cool bands, and then Yeah, I got a collection.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:48

I opened up my guitar case, my electric guitar case, and there's like six CDs and remember these guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I collected them because uh we hope one of us made it.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:00

Right. That you'd be like, I'd have that CD of when But no, now I just got a bunch of bullshit fucking nobody made it.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:07

But yeah, man, I I could steal their songs, man. Just steal their songs and write them over, you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:12

Yeah, yeah, they're not they're not using them. I think I'll take them.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:16

So it's been good hanging, but um next weekend is Kate's baby shower.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:22

If you get I'll come over for a bit. I'll come over before the plans for a bit.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:26

So tell her go eat your fucking salad with your friend and get your ass over here. This is family, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:34

Yeah, we'll come over.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:35

Fucking I got plans.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:36

I'll come over for a beer and we're playing bocce, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:39

I'm mowing this shit down. We're doing a guys.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:42

What time? What time are you starting bocce?

SPEAKER_05 1:30:45

Um well, what time's the party? One? We'll be botching it up by 1 30. Like, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:53

We can do that and get a good game in or so.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:55

Yeah, we're just gonna do a do a few. We got well, this is the topic was mixed or uh what is it called? Mixed uh martial arts? Baby shower, uh coed coeding. Coed. Oh dude, I don't go to baby showers.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:14

I rarely do that.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:16

I've been to like two because guys don't usually go.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:18

Go, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:20

But now, like when we had Vinny, they all had a baby shower, and then I had my diaper party. We built towers of diapers.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:29

I said, dude, bring I got that's when you do a diaper poker party. Well that's what I have to comes in bringing bringing your buy-in is a thing of diapers, and whoever wins the tournament gift card.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:41

We have uh for the regular party, there's also a diaper raffle. Yeah. Which gift cards and all that shit. You get a no, you get a cooler with beers and shots, and I'm like, we're at a baby shower, you're giving out a cooler full of news, whatever, whatever. But out here, you know, for us, we just had all the dudes come to my house, they did it somewhere else. Right. We had a better party than they did. Yeah, you know, chicks did it. We rocked it out. But now she's like, Oh, it's cool. I'm like, I'll go somewhere, like don't do this on my account. You know, well, everyone wants to come hang too with you and shit. I'm like, Well, you gotta know that I'm gonna be out here.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:26

And so is every other husband and boyfriend.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:29

Every other guy is gonna be out here. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:31

You know, you want to play a fucking game. You know, we may start it. Right. Not gonna promise we're gonna finish this shit, you know. Right, right. Don't can't say baby taking my pins. I'm gonna just go, hey baby, here's mine. You know, yeah, yeah. I'm done. I'm good, thanks. Hey, I'll be out there. We're playing cards.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:51

But what's your thought on a co-ed baby shower? So we we did a co-ed bachelor party when Jen and I got married.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:59

Wow, that's just an untrusting. We all got life.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:01

No, we all got together, all the friends. Um, we went to our buddy Eric's house, and we all started there together.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:07

Gay.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:08

No, we all started, we all started there together. We all started there together, and we we had some shots and some fun, and then because they lived downtown, um, and then we're like, all right, so then we separated for a bit. They're like, us boys, we're going to like scum dances, or we're going to lizards and all that, and the girls went to like Jersey Lilies, and so we separated for a bit. Us guys went and had our own fun, and then we'll meet back here later on for nightcaps and all that.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:34

And they're like, We'll give you a half an hour, and then you meet us right back here at the fountain. Yeah, no, fuck that, man. No bachelor party, no, dude. We we ran around every I was against the fucking baby shower thing, but a bachelor party, no, dude. No, fuck no, no, but go at bachelor parties. It was fun. We had a good time. Well, you you can have a good time every other weekend. That's just a hangout. Nope. Bachelor parties are dudes. Yeah. And you need to go to fucking Bangkok or something to do that. I don't like like strippers or any of that shit. I don't want saying strippers, I'm saying lady boys. Oh, there you go. Come on. Even better, all right. Yeah. You know, then you're not really in trouble for cheating. You know, it's just two dudes. A couple dudes having fun. Couple dudes having fun.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:15

Hanging around. Squeezing another dude's tits so we have no issue about.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:19

But no, like a I didn't have a yeah, I did have a bachelor party. Did you? In the army? Fuck, I think Wendy showed up. Shit, man. I I do. I think I I think I found it.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:31

Because you get married out here to get married in Cali. It was in Kansas. In the Kansas.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:36

I'm still in the Army.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:37

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:38

But I think I there was a it was a weird town. They only had two bars, maybe? Yeah, yeah. And then no, there was three total. So there was two, but they only sold beer and wine. Two strippers statewide. No, there's no strip strippers, dude. Like you would the you're talking towns that had one horse towns? Yeah, well, like maybe a couple hundred people. You know, they were just small little towns. It was weird. But this town had two bars and then it had a a private bar that sold liquor. But you had to be a member. Gotcha. So I remember somebody bought me a membership. Just for the the best. It's called Low Places. Yeah, yeah. I bought a fucking t-shirt and everything. Even though it was a like a jersey, like a baseball jersey. Oh no shit. Low Places. I wore it forever, man. But it was the only place that you can actually get shots. Yeah. And I think they showed up there.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:38

And they had a sign that said poker in the front, liquor in the back. Yeah, one of those places. Exactly. One of those funny places.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:44

I think I found a cat on the way home. I think we walked home. I'm gonna have to ask Wendy about this. Found a cat and I brought it home. And we were gonna I was gonna keep a cat.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:58

Yeah, and then he got away.

SPEAKER_05 1:36:00

Well, it got away. But I think Wendy put it outside. And that's why I got away. But I remember that night because it was one of them party houses. You know, I was nineteen. I was nineteen, I think. Wendy was twelve, eleven, twelve. No, I'm just kidding. She was she was like seventeen, you know. I think I just moved turned nineteen, she was like seventeen, almost eighteen. And it was one of those party time we had this old Victorian house where we all partied at, you know. Yeah, yeah. And then the next room was my buddy and his girl, and the room on the other side of the buddy and his girl. And then in the hallway, right outside our door, was a buddy and his girl. Yeah, yeah. And you just hear everyone doing their thing and shit, you know. And I'm in there fucking drunk with a cat laying there listening to Pink Floyd with Wendy. And uh having a good time. Having a good time, man. And then then we had Caitlin and uh all the good time stuff. Hey, thanks for hanging out with us. No, we're just wrapped this shit up. Long episode, we know, but hey, it was fun. It got away from us. It doesn't. Nothing gets away from us. We're the humans race. Thanks, Abe, for hanging out. Thank you, Bridger, for bringing some booze and uh a car from my daughter. Say hi.

unknown 1:37:18

Hey, what's up?

SPEAKER_05 1:37:19

There he is. There he is, the bridge man. Hey, thanks. We're the humans race. We'll see you next round. Peace.