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S7 Ep.#3- Sup' Girl
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The Crew Talks About Underwear, H.S., Derek Lost A Tooth, Movies, Final Round Of Commercial Jingle Battle, And Other Nonsense.
It's the Humans Race Show with Derek T, A V, and Kate. On today's show, we talk about I don't know. Derek. Jingles! Jingle. Today we got the jingle. We're on the bracket.
SPEAKER_05And uh things that happened to Derek today that we're gonna talk about.
SPEAKER_06That's true.
SPEAKER_05Also on today's show, me.
SPEAKER_06And plenty of other nonsense. Welcome to the show. How about that weather, huh?
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Hotter than balls, bro. What's going on, Abe? Nothing. I had to work on a roof last week when it was like hot, and you like, even through your pants, you're sitting on the roof shingles, and they like it singes your. So I have to put like tarp down, not my tarp, uh, uh my painter's tarp, whatever. Oh, yeah. Okay, the cloth. The cloth ones, yeah, yeah. I have to fold them up and sit on them so I can be on the roof.
SPEAKER_06I love getting back in your Jeep or your truck, and the seats are so fucking hot. Oh my god. It just goes right through your pants. Yep. And you're touching the wearing shorts for girls. Ooh, and that hits the back. See, my shorts are my legs are so fucking short, my shorts are down and my calves.
SPEAKER_05Have you noticed with guys now the whole thing is coming back with like 70s style shorts?
SPEAKER_04Short shorts shorts again. I looked at some today.
SPEAKER_05And and like my mom, my mom got me some from Costco, and I was like, put them on. I was like, these are a little gay, but I'm comfy.
SPEAKER_04You know, like I like it. I don't know.
SPEAKER_06Gay yes. Comfy? I don't know, man. It depends on how you sit. Because if you get that ball smash or well, again, so I've I've invested.
SPEAKER_05I I did the uh thing where I purged my underwear and sock drawer of all the random singles that aren't there. The ones that don't fit, the ones with holes that purge it all, right? And I got rid of old underwear, and Jen bought me the Hanes that have the nut hugger.
SPEAKER_06Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_05But it also has the opening to pee, because I had other ones that were nice.
SPEAKER_06It's called the dick door.
SPEAKER_05The dick door, right? Dick holes in them. Um I had other ones that were the nut huggers, which are great and comfortable, and it like I it it I hated it because I had to fucking I had to do the butters where you pull your pants all the way down and you put your shirt up just to be. So yeah, these new ones are are great. And then when you wear those, because it's the nice soft material, and when you get your little short shirts on, comfy, bro.
SPEAKER_06My underwear later. So comfy. I had a good underwear game going. Sure. Like I was getting Tommy John's, uh, some good brands. Yeah, yeah, the champions. So good. They don't last when you scratch your balls and your ass, and you know. But I'm starting to get these holes run bottom of the ball seconds. And now that Caitlin's living here, I'm like always conscious about make sure my balls ain't hanging out. Nothing like, hey dad, your balls Were you an underwear dad?
SPEAKER_05Like walked around the house in underwear.
SPEAKER_06Was I? Were? Or was uh you're an underwear now? Dude, 90% of the time I'm being his underwear right now.
SPEAKER_08Right.
SPEAKER_06That's it. I look down.
SPEAKER_05Okay, because my dad was a hardcore underwear guy, even with guests. Like when Jenny and I were first dating, like the first time I took her over and we were. Me too with guests. And we went and we left and she's like, hey, so uh was your dad in his underwear the whole time? I was like, yeah, that's I figured in my house.
SPEAKER_06I'd like to be comfortable in my house.
SPEAKER_05I mean, I'm an Undies at home sometimes guy too, but I'll put on pants if or I'll free ball basketball shorts. That's the other move.
SPEAKER_06Oh, there you go.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I'll I I no undies, but I'll free ball in some basketball shorts. And that's that's a feel. That's comfy because then You got mood. Yeah, I got mood. I can juke in the kitchen. I'll juke Jenny in the kitchen.
SPEAKER_06You do a pick and roll. No, I I I like my underwear. That's what I wear. I I basically come home and drop my shorts. Yeah, that's it. And go right into whatever you're doing.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Fucking underwear mode, dude. Okay.
SPEAKER_06Okay. But when Vinny's friends come over, you throw some some shorts.
SPEAKER_05We're like, fuck. My dad throws on his best cargo or uh Costco uh what's it, champion like sweats or something like that. Oh yeah, yeah. When he has to, and my mom makes them like people are coming over.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I got Vinny in uh shorts today. Really? Yeah, we went out to he he's been playing for uh JV baseball. Had a couple games last night. I'm like, really? It's never come up. He's he's struggling, uh hitting and shit. So we're like, hey dude, let's go watch the big boys. Varsity's playing today. So we went out, he's all fucking got his sweatpants on and shit. I'm like, dude.
SPEAKER_08This morning he's all I'm ready. He just rolled out of bed with his sweats on.
SPEAKER_06I could smell him from the other couch.
SPEAKER_08You look like you've been sick for a week.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, this one told him he's all I'm ready. It's fucking shiny. He's I'm like, go wash your face.
SPEAKER_05Like half his half his curls are in the wrong place.
SPEAKER_06He's no curls.
SPEAKER_04Oh, you stopped it?
SPEAKER_06Oh, dude. It's funny you mention that because he goes, Hey, Dad, I'm looking at a picture from last year. My hair was so stupid. Yeah, buddy. And it's funny that he I'm like, we all told you, dude. Yeah, you thought it was shit. What was I doing? But you know, that's him figuring it out. Yeah. So he's in his sweatpants, and we're like, dude, if you go out in sweatpants, you gotta w go shirtless. That's the deal. And he's like, I don't have any shorts. And then mom, of course, what? I got like nine pairs of shorts I bought you. You haven't so she goes in and brings them all out.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And he's like, What color is that? They were like a nice green teal. They're nice, like kind of board shorts, kind of. I'd like those are fucking fire, bro. And he's like, I'll wear those black ones. So he comes out in shorts, and we got him to wear shorts today.
SPEAKER_09Wow.
SPEAKER_06And I don't get I don't understand the real reason for not wanting the shorts? I think it's because he's getting leg hair. Oh, and he doesn't like it?
SPEAKER_08Well, because Well he doesn't even wear jeans or any of anything else other than sweatpants, though.
SPEAKER_06And wait for another year.
SPEAKER_05Remember when I wore short sweatpants all the time? I wear my Vulcan joggers like religiously. I have like jeans and I have like every now and then when it's a nice event, I'll throw on some slacks, you know, my nice boots and you know, a dress-up shirt, but my joggers, I just And he's an athletic kid, I get it.
SPEAKER_06But I'm like he went the whole year wearing sweatpants to school.
SPEAKER_08He'll wear a sweatshirt too. It's like eighty degrees out.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, he's a guy with a hoodie on.
SPEAKER_04Because he's cool like that, dude. Yeah, I don't think he's that cool, man.
SPEAKER_06Like I don't he's a trip.
SPEAKER_05See, I'm trying to sign up for Vinny here.
SPEAKER_06He's a trip. There's this I'm always trying to tell him there's like this cute little girl who comes walking by a little high school girl, probably his age or whatever. And today. And I'm like, we walk by her. I'm like, oh dude, you should have said girl. What's up, girl? Who's that girl? He's like, Yeah, I'm gonna legs are showing. No. He's like, She's too short. What? No. I go, dude, you're never getting a girlfriend. He's got so many criteria of what do he wants? Gotta be hair height now. It's just crazy. I'm like, you're never gonna get a girlfriend when And then mom goes, the perfect girl doesn't exist. You gotta sacrifice you know, oh, she's perfect, except she's only four foot ten. I'm like, what's wrong with a little short girl? Like, you know, dude, you can't be so picky about everything, but maybe you can. Hey, bro, people know what they want. Maybe they yeah. How about talk to a girl and use their personality and be like, oh man, we really get along.
SPEAKER_05Hey, bro, ughes are appreciative, right? Get you an ugly.
SPEAKER_06Well, I told him I told him that too. I said, There's no ugly's in high school. You better take advantage of the ugly. Don't take advantage of them. I'm just saying. No, I didn't mean like that. Take advantage of anyone that shows interest in you. That is the consenting exactly. I man, I remember shooting down girls in high school, and you're you get out of high school and you're like, what the fuck was I doing? Yeah. And now she's beautiful, and you know, yeah, she had her baby fat in ninth grade, and I'd call her fucking fatso. And then now now who's the fatso, huh?
SPEAKER_05So we used to have the opposite. We used to get girls that started out hot and in the high school, they were like, Well, that's very common.
SPEAKER_06You know, all the the prom queen, you know, you're like, uh man, good thing. But I just want him to talk to people, you know. Like, you'll fucking talk to but you know, you do we really want him talking to girls? Nah.
SPEAKER_05Like, hey, what's up, I'm Vinny?
SPEAKER_06Hey, hey, you play uh Call of Duty.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_05What's your snap? Is that what kids say? I don't know. Is that still thing? We look at her like she's a kid. Snap streak going.
SPEAKER_06You want to start a streak?
SPEAKER_05There's this trend on uh uh TikTok that uh it's husbands going up to wives going, hey, did you see who was on Tinder? Yeah, and then the wife's like, no, and they're like, wait.
SPEAKER_06So today I was we went out. Um yeah, what happened to you? We went to Buffalo Wild Wings, dude.
SPEAKER_04Um fucking uh World Cup. Because there's nowhere to eat in town, but yes, go on. We've had a we hate that place.
SPEAKER_05I know, bro. I'd rather go to Tailgators or Final Scores.
SPEAKER_06It was good. Should have gone to Final Scores. It sucked like ten times. Shout out Final Scores. Final scores. Oh yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_05Dude, you should have gone there. They had the games and their chicken wings are full. Yeah, but we were right here.
SPEAKER_06I don't know if I can try to do it.
SPEAKER_05Anyways, you're right, yeah.
SPEAKER_06We're right here.
SPEAKER_05You're like, I'm gonna have five beers, so I gotta get home safely. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Number one answer. Number one answer. And so we go into Buffalo because last time we went, it was good. And we're like, okay, we're back. We're fucking back, man. All right, you guys fixing your shit. Taking it back.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And we go in the soccer game, it just started, USA. USA, by the way. They won again today at 2-0.
SPEAKER_05No shit against Australia. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, hear the Australian fucking not Australia.
SPEAKER_06You're going there. Yep. Make sure you're wearing USA soccer.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, and walk around dickhead American. I'm gonna dye my head uh hair red. Red white blue. Walk around everywhere.
SPEAKER_06Wearing a USA soccer.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, just start fucking punching people, man.
SPEAKER_06Like, oh, what's up? Two for flinching. But it was fucking because when we got in, there was probably four people in there. It was right when the game started. If we turn around, there's that place filled up fast, dude. It was just packed in there. And we're doing a national anthem. Uh I yell. I'm over there trying to be scope. That guy. Yeah, yeah. And then we scored and we're clapping. It's like, oh, this is a cool atmosphere. It was fun, man. Bartender was our waitress, she kicked ass. It was a good experience. I got a nice triple cheeseburger. Nice. It was nice. Heart cloggingly good? Yes. Okay. But halfway through the burger, I'm taking a bite, and I feel like I'm chewing on a rock or something. It just gets something weird real quick, so I you know, you're kind of moving the food with your big mouth. Oh, okay, a hard piece of bacon, or what the fuckin' I spit out of my fucking tooth. What? Check this out, dude. Oh my god! What the hell happened? I only had one tooth back here. It was crowned. So the last four or five days I could feel like the bottom of the crown. I'm like, oh fuck, I think this thing's coming up. I need to I need to get a hold of the dentist. Go check it out.
SPEAKER_01Oh yikes.
SPEAKER_06Well, I'm a little late because that fucker fell right out, dude. And I spit it out, and now I'm like, what the fuck am I gonna do?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So I it doesn't hurt though, because it's already been dead.
SPEAKER_01Right.
SPEAKER_06But you know how they they shave it like into a like a nub? Yeah, and then they put that cap on it.
SPEAKER_01Right.
SPEAKER_06Well, it broke the nub off too. The cap didn't just come off. So now what the fuck do I do? I'm gonna have to go in there, they're gonna have to surgery fucking.
SPEAKER_05They put the brackets in now. They they put they screw in into your bone that yeah, the post.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, and then then they put the brackets on. So they're gonna have to come in and get this bullshit out.
SPEAKER_05Take it out.
SPEAKER_06Drill the post. I mean, I I got an eight to ten thousand dollar procedure coming. Uh I got a tooth here and then nothing.
SPEAKER_05I don't what am I gonna do? Fucking make it a costume over Halloween or cosplay something.
SPEAKER_06I'm thinking, I don't even know what to do. Like, yeah. Because there's three so my back mower, the one in front of it, and the next one. It's all con now.
SPEAKER_05Oatmeal for the next fucking two, three months to get it fixed.
SPEAKER_06After after it happened, I tried another bite. I'm like, well, I can't fucking eat now. Yeah. I'm like, let me try. And I took a nice little bite of burger. I can still eat.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_06But I can't eat anything too crazy. Hard, like a chip.
SPEAKER_04Or dick. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I can't eat dicks. Well, if they're soft, I can't eat. I can start to eat a dick. Soft and then we'll see how it goes from there. Once it starts getting hard and fuck, dude.
SPEAKER_08So wait, you can't just chew on the other side?
SPEAKER_06Uh yeah. I can. But I got shit over here too. Like I got teeth. But it's a bridge. So all my hard chewing goes over here.
SPEAKER_08What's a bridge?
SPEAKER_06Well, it's like I got a tooth in the middle and then a missing tooth and then another tooth. Oh no, actually it's a tooth, tooth in the middle, and then both sides were missing. So they put this bridge right in the middle one, and then it holds the other two in place. It caps the other two, so it's a fucking bridge. But it kind of bounces like it I can't chew hard on this side. This is my hard side. Yeah. You know, a steak or something, you know.
SPEAKER_05This I could chew on, I'm sure, but mashed potatoes, this is your dominant shit, you know.
SPEAKER_06This is your dominant side.
SPEAKER_08This is my dominant side is the blended up now in this movie.
SPEAKER_06It's not that bad. Like, it really is not. And but the problem is uh drinking not alcohol, just drinking a liquid out of a cup. I don't realize my tongue does a weird motion of whatever you're I drink, drink, and you'll notice because on the back of this missing spot here, yeah, it's a little sharp spot. So it's cutting the fucking back of my tongue, dude.
SPEAKER_05Every time you're swallowing that.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, so I'm drinking out of straw was fine. So now I'm gonna have to drink my beers with straws.
SPEAKER_07Take a shot out of a straw.
SPEAKER_04Can I get a shot in the straw, please? No fucking silly straw.
SPEAKER_05Oh, oh, here it comes.
SPEAKER_06But I saved my tooth for Kate.
SPEAKER_08That's funny. I was gonna ask about it. He's like, I saved it for you.
SPEAKER_06Because I know she likes teeth. Maybe she had the fucking baby teeth or uh jar of teeth or something.
SPEAKER_05What's the cartoon where it's the tooth fairy and she's all over the teeth on the pile of them? Damn it. Okay, never mind. Lost it. I gotta find it.
SPEAKER_06I gotta show you. But then you then you brought up your mom found your baby teeth.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, my mom found my baby teeth because she was she's been clearing out shit. Every time I see her, she's like has a box of like, oh, here's something of your shit. Like, get it the hell out of my house. She's getting rid of my brother next. That's her next move, dude. You want your brother? I'm throwing him out. I'm throwing them out. And so um she called me and she's like, hey, just so you know, too, I was cleaning stuff out. I have your baby teeth. Do you want them?
SPEAKER_06And I was like, I think you should take them and get like a little doll or something and fucking somehow implant them. Put the teeth on them. You fucking make the creepiest little boo-boo that you've ever seen.
SPEAKER_05Maybe, yeah, something like that. No, I I I gotta I haven't checked back with her. She probably threw them away.
SPEAKER_06Ah, that's bullshit, man. I would have taken your teeth.
SPEAKER_05No, that just means that just means somebody can can get my DNA now, and that that scares me. They got my DNA, dude.
SPEAKER_06I don't know. Teeth. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna call it Tooth Fairy. I found a hotline.
SPEAKER_05Did you ever watch um Tooth Fairy with Dwayne Rock? The horror tooth fairy movie.
SPEAKER_06Oh, yeah, it's called Tooth Fairy. Is it called Tooth Fairy? It's called the Tooth Fairy, yeah. It's all creepy ass fucking.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, because she's the lady and then the little boy has the light on because you can't turn the light on. You haven't seen that? Oh my god, the opening of this movie is so great. Lights out. That's what it's called. Thank you. It's about the tooth fairy, but she's not this thing. It's just like this monster.
SPEAKER_06It's a demon uh enter that that takes your teeth, right?
SPEAKER_05And the little boy, that's why they tell you you're not supposed to look at the tooth fairy, and he looks at her, and so she chases him, and he realizes that she doesn't like the light. So he spends all night in the bathroom, and you see him in the scene is him in the tub, and it's panning out from him in the tub into the hallway door, and as it goes into the hallway door, the demon is just right outside the door waiting for the ball. Yeah, that was a good one.
SPEAKER_04Light lights out.
SPEAKER_05Lights out. That was a good one. Oh, it was a good one. It's so creepy. And oh god, okay. I gotta re- I gotta re- We gotta rewatch that.
SPEAKER_06We're gonna go see that obsession movie.
SPEAKER_05Oh my god, we want to see that too. Uh everybody's been saying, like, I've heard I keep hearing better and better.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, people, oh, you gotta see it's fucking creepy and weird.
SPEAKER_05Okay, because we're going back to independent movies now being better than the shit you watch at theaters.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_05You know, and it's like, we're finally, we're getting movies, good stories, good shit. That's the thing.
SPEAKER_06That's what I was trying to get. They were they're better stories than new ideas and new but that's not a new idea.
SPEAKER_05You know, someone you're basically there's fatal attraction, the well this one's more of supernatural, right?
SPEAKER_06You know, because he wishes her to be Yeah, he's got that bracelet, which you could buy those wish bracelets. Yeah. And so she's possessed to love him. You know, and that story has kind of been told, but not in this way. And it looks good. Everyone I talk to says it's great. Uh but I want to see it too. Toy Story Five came out today.
SPEAKER_05Oh shit. And okay, but uh in my and throwing this out there, controversial, Toy Story Three, they should have been done. Toy Story Three had me crying in the theaters.
SPEAKER_06That's the one with Lotto.
SPEAKER_05Uh where they're gonna get burned in the thing at the end, just had me bawling, bro. I was dealing with some other shit, but had me bawling in the theater, and they should have stopped that. Well, no, why? Because it's it's done. Well, because you've had the story, it's done. We we got to where the dynamics of the characters are and they're good.
SPEAKER_04But then it wasn't Andy anymore.
SPEAKER_05Right. They're passing the torch on to another kid.
SPEAKER_06Which but you also gotta think they didn't pound these out like oh, within six years we had four of them.
SPEAKER_04Right.
SPEAKER_06When did Toy Story come out? Fucking '94, '95? Five. Really close. You're in between. All right. It's a long-lasting franchise that they're not pounding it down your throats. They're putting out a new one.
SPEAKER_05No, I watched the fourth one and I liked Key and Peel. The the fluffy animals with their hands sewn together. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Oh, they were the fourth one.
SPEAKER_05Oh, it's so it was okay.
SPEAKER_03See, okay. I'm contradicting people. It's good.
SPEAKER_05He had four keys. Uh Keanu Reeves was in it too. He was the motorcycle guy.
SPEAKER_06That's when they yeah, they had to go into that uh old antique store. Antique store, right. Yeah, that the bitch that was in charge. That was a good one, too. Yeah. So didn't the four was good too, dude. It was different, but good.
SPEAKER_05It was. But I just think story-wise, like now you're just pushing shit for nostalgia. Things are all being redone, remade.
SPEAKER_06Well, nostalgia is a big thing. Everybody's just fuck, dude. I saw a Toy Story when I was four. And now they're adults with their kids bringing them to scorchers.
SPEAKER_05I'll take my kid, but he won't get off the iPad as we're watching the movie.
SPEAKER_06But nostalgia is huge, man, and I don't see nothing wrong with fuck yeah, man. Are you gonna watch He-Man? I yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, see, and same thing.
SPEAKER_05I was like, uh I don't know.
SPEAKER_04See, but I was never huge He-Man. I was cartoon dude. Yeah, we were He-Man.
SPEAKER_06I was watching the Smurfs.
SPEAKER_04Thundercats, all that shit.
SPEAKER_06When that shit went on, I'd flip it over and watch Fucking Gargamel. Yeah. Gargamel. Yeah, yeah. What was uh the cat's name?
SPEAKER_05I forgot. Heathcliff. No, that was that was Heathcliff.
SPEAKER_06Gargamel was a cat. No, Gargamel was the guy. Was the guy. Okay. Yeah, and then this cat.
SPEAKER_04I forgot the cat's name. No, we're gonna have to. Yeah, see, find out the cat's name.
SPEAKER_06The cat's name from uh remember before he says it. Um Snarf.
SPEAKER_05No, Snarf was the undercat's.
SPEAKER_06Argyll, uh. Uh Gargamel. Dude, I know it. As soon as you say it, I'm like, oh, that's it. Um Azrael. See? Gargamel. Azriel. I love the Smurf.
SPEAKER_04It's all dynamic symbolism, bro. I just fascinated. I was more into that, man, but you know, I'm a tough guy. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Have you guys seen the uh trailer for the new Shrek?
SPEAKER_05Shrek 5. See, and that's the other one too. After the second one, I stopped.
SPEAKER_08Oh, yeah, that was one where I kinda I lost. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I didn't lose I You lost yeah. Uh Shrek, dude.
SPEAKER_05And again, I love the first first Shrek, you know. And Shrek 2 was great. Yeah, it was alright. The first one still was the best. But yeah. And then after that, by the third one, I was like, no, you're just gonna have to pine boots. Five. So they had pussy boots.
SPEAKER_06I've seen them all. I just don't maybe remember the story, but I liked it.
SPEAKER_05You you get those occasional like cartoons, the animated ones, because uh DreamWorks, they have theirs and everything, and you get you get those every now and then. They do like Over the Hedge. Over the Hedge is a great Dreamworks one, too. I think it's Dreamworks. Yeah, with the Hedgehog that no no no Over the Hedge, it's the the turtle, and I think it's Gary Shanling. And they're all the animals. They're all the animals trying to get out of the the uh dude. And Bruce I remember the Bruce Wes is the I remember liking it. So you get these random, just like like uh animated cartoons of the city.
SPEAKER_06But a lot of them they they try to get two or three, you know. Yeah, but then you have those big bangers like Toy Story or Shrek that's gonna be.
SPEAKER_05Did you guys watch the second Mario too? Mario 2?
SPEAKER_08No, not yet.
SPEAKER_05Is that out? Yeah, it's out. The one where uh Donald Glover's oh no, maybe it's still not Yoshi. He's Yoshi, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I didn't know. Yeah, they made a second one. And I love the first one. It was me, I think I said this before, me, Steve, Mar, and Jenny were at the theater to watch the first Mario when it came out, and we're like the only four adults in like a sea of children.
SPEAKER_06And we were the ones laughing, getting the jokes more, like really just Well, they make them they make a more adult y humor hidden that we understand. Clever, you know, and your kids looking at you like, Why are you laughing?
SPEAKER_08I'm like, Yeah, like I'll watch things back now from like when I was a kid, and I'm like, I never even thought any of those jokes or even understood any of them.
SPEAKER_06But do that so we can hang out and watch them with you.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_05So there's this guy on the internet, and I gotta find him, but I've been getting his clips of my algorithm. He his whole show or his one stand show is to show old clips of like movies and stuff from the 90s, and he just tells you about the creepiest aspects of checking. And there's one about uh look in the hallway there. There's a fucking uh the kid who gets the check, I think for Paul Giamatti. Paul Giamatti wrote Blank check blank check. Great movie, right? And he gets the blank check. He writes it for a million dollars and he gets the million and everything. Well, the FBI agent is trying to catch him as a woman, and she goes on a date with him. Yeah, and it's this whole montage of them on this date and playing in the water and and all that, and she fucking kisses him, and he's 11. And it's a grown-ass woman kissing him on the lips, and it's like holy children. We're different, dude. And then at the end he asks her, she's like, So can I see you again? And she goes, Maybe in 10 years, and he goes, five. Well, she goes, seven, he goes, six. She's like, Okay. And he goes, You'll be 17, it'll still be the Lego. I thought big. Big, big, yeah, he fell in love with what's her name.
SPEAKER_06Well, she really fell in love with him more. Right. He's like trying to tell her, you know, I'm just fucking like a gumball machine and a fucking trampoline in my front yard or my living room.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I'm a kid, I'm Josh. I don't know, bro.
SPEAKER_05But I still at that age would have whooped it out on her. Oh yeah. On the trampoline naked.
SPEAKER_06But you know, she's watching him walk away, and then he like his clothes get all big and he turns back into a kid, and she's just like, oh fuck.
SPEAKER_04She's like, I love the kid.
SPEAKER_06But you couldn't really make that kind of movie.
SPEAKER_05Oh, no, not the fuck, no. It's just but again, how crazy is we watched this as kids and we didn't pro like I didn't process it that way. Like it didn't traumatize me or okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_04You got a kiss, okay. Yay. The the hero of the movie wins.
SPEAKER_06But you don't usually it's always a woman missing a little boy. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08But if it were the other way around.
SPEAKER_06You're not having some fucking adult man, you know, as like and she's like, oh, I'm nine, you know.
SPEAKER_05Unless you're Jeremy Irons, but yeah.
SPEAKER_06You know. So yeah. Um we're gonna go check out Toy Story Five, we're gonna go check out Obsession. There's a couple good movies out there that like you say, it's tough to go to a movie when you can do it at home. I I can't justify fuck that, paying twenty bucks to rent it at home, but I'll go spend eighty at the movie theater. Right. That's stupid. Right. You know, at least I could pause it, go take a piss, grab a new beer, whatever. Take a cigar break. But I only rent movies if I have people over. Like, hey, you guys want to come over? We'll fucking rent Michael and watch it. Right. That's cool. Not that I'm gonna oh no, we could all split it now, you know, it's only like fucking five bucks a piece or something. You just you just have if you make it more more worth it, worth it and have a let's have a little party, man, and watch it. But just me and Wendy sitting around, like, I don't want to spend 20 bucks watch it.
SPEAKER_04So I kind of do again.
SPEAKER_05I was telling you guys for my birthday tomorrow. Happy birthday, Mike. Oh, wait. Happy birthday, Abe. Thank you.
SPEAKER_07Happy birthday.
SPEAKER_05So I want to watch uh the micro movie. I told Jen, let's rent it, let's pay the 20 bucks. I just want to sit at home and watch it.
SPEAKER_0820 bucks to rent it? 1990.
SPEAKER_04But if you go to a movie, it's what, 11.
SPEAKER_05No, it's eight bucks a ticket. So you're 16, 17 bucks for two people. Anyways, you have to be a fair piece, but by the time we get beers and popcorn at the picture show, I'm 30 bucks in. I'll drink at home for free and do popcorn at home for free. I would rent that. And then I whoop it out on Jen for free.
SPEAKER_06So you know Yeah, you're getting head while the movie's going. You can't do that at the movie theater anymore.
SPEAKER_05I always tell Jen, I go, what movie do you want to fucking make out to?
SPEAKER_06I got the popcorn. The whole cut out.
SPEAKER_05It's the Pringles can. The short ones.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, the the video. The video. Well, hey, let's take five. We'll regroup. We'll be right back hanging with the humans race.
SPEAKER_00I'd like to buy the world a home and furnish it with love. Grow up. I'd like to teach the world to sing with me.
SPEAKER_06Vinny thought I was making this up. We were talking about the commercials.
SPEAKER_05We were And then this got all replaced by Cokes and or uh sorry, polar bears and Santa Claus.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. But I'm going, dude, they had a song because I'd like to buy the world of coke. And he's like, song. And so I started singing it to him. I'd like to buy the world of Coke. And he's like, that ain't fucking real. And so I had to go play it for him. He goes, that's dumb. So then I got on this I I got obsessed on looking, and I still don't know the answer. How much would it cost to buy the world of Coke? Did you ask like a I did, I asked Google, Alexa, whatever. All it keeps saying is weird answers that I'm not looking for. So if you gotta figure out how many people are in the world.
SPEAKER_05Say eight billion apparently.
SPEAKER_06No eight billion. No, an average Coke cost what? Two bucks. Two bucks, okay. But sometimes you get like a deal, you know, you could be hey, two for three, but go with the average. Say two for three. You know.
SPEAKER_09Two bucks.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna sort of okay, man. I got two for three here, but if you buy the twelve package. Well, if you buy everyone a fountain drink, you know, it's even cheaper. But so how many was the pop what is the population of the world, the earth right now? Eight billion. Eight point three billion dollars. I want to own the earth.
SPEAKER_08How much does the earth cost? I'm gonna buy the whole earth.
SPEAKER_06What is wrong with you? I just have one question. What is wrong with you? I'm gonna build mechanical bees. So how many what's what's the population approximately of the world?
SPEAKER_05So the pants, yeah. Oh, eight point three billion, you boycott it.
SPEAKER_06So eight point three times. That's if you believe those numbers. So sixteen billion dollars to buy the world of coke.
SPEAKER_05Sure.
SPEAKER_06You know, because you get a couple coupons or whatever, you know.
SPEAKER_05In Mexico, they give it to you in a bag, but yeah, sure.
SPEAKER_06So Elon Musk could buy the world of coke.
SPEAKER_05He's a fucking trillionaire now. Dude, he's what? Ridiculous, dude.
SPEAKER_06That's nuts.
SPEAKER_08I mean, not not actually, I think it's it's his net worth, but so uh if you negotiated a massive wholesale deal directly with the Coca-Cola company, it would be about fifty cents per Coke. So it would only cost four point one billion.
SPEAKER_04There you go.
SPEAKER_06Oh well, there you go. There's our answer. Okay, so buy the world.
SPEAKER_08I ask Chat GPT.
SPEAKER_06See, that's better. I was it knows more than that A lady. Yeah. I don't like saying it because it puts off your Alexa. So anyway, hey, we're back to the final round here of Jingle Jingle. Jingle battle off. So let's go right into it, man.
SPEAKER_05So first bracket, or I'll just really quickly, first bracket is Tootsie Roll versus Kit Kat. Second bracket is Chili's versus Oscar Meyer, third bracket, my buddy versus Folgers, fourth bracket, Mantos and Honeycomb. So going on the first one. Tootsie Roll.
SPEAKER_06Which we all do. Yeah. Whitsy.
SPEAKER_04I think I see becomes uh Tootsie Roll to me. Oh, I just broke your pen. That's alright.
SPEAKER_06I'm getting nutty over there. Okay, so Tootsie Roll versus Gimme a break. Gimme a break. There we go. Okay, come on. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.
SPEAKER_05Now I will add that Tootsie Roll also brought us the song. Toot Tootsie Roll.
SPEAKER_06Oh, yeah. Tootsie Ross, dude. Tootsie Roll. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05So I'll throw that out there.
SPEAKER_06That's true, but uh Kit Kat also brought us cavities.
SPEAKER_05Um I didn't like Kit Kats as much as I liked more, you know, like a Snickers or Twi Twix. I'll take a Twix versus over a Kit Kat for me.
SPEAKER_06Do you eat your Kit Kats cold in the fridge?
SPEAKER_05All chocolates. I throw them in the fridge. All chocolate cat. Yeah, anything chocolate, anything like that. Jen likes like the 100 grand. We buy them on the city.
SPEAKER_06Oh, I love those.
SPEAKER_05She's so nuts for 100 grand.
SPEAKER_06So where where do you stand with Tootsie Roll and Kit Kat. Tootsie Roll. You're going tootsie roll. I gotta go with the I gotta go with Kit Kat. Okay. Because just the Tootsie Roll's more fun, you know? But it's very kiddie. Dated childish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 80s kid. But I do love the info. Whatever it is. That's cute too. I don't know. I don't know. So I guess it comes down to our our fine judge Caleb. Do you know the songs?
SPEAKER_08I'm I'm gonna go with Kit Kat.
SPEAKER_06Kit Kat wins it.
SPEAKER_04Uh bringing it forward in the bracket. Break a bracket.
SPEAKER_06Hey, I don't think there's no really wrong answers here, but Kit Kat moves on.
SPEAKER_05Exactly, but Abe, you were wrong.
SPEAKER_06No, no, no, no, no. No, no. I could have. If you said Kit Kat, I probably would have went twice your old just to fuck with you.
SPEAKER_05Just to be contradictory.
SPEAKER_06Flying right through the next one.
SPEAKER_05Next one. Chili's bareback? No, baby back. Sorry. I'm reading this wrong. Chili's baby back ribs versus Oscar Meyer.
SPEAKER_06So you got I will my baby back, baby back, baby.
SPEAKER_05Now.
SPEAKER_06Or you have.
SPEAKER_04What's the so which one did we say?
SPEAKER_06Was this the uh My Baloney has a first name. It's O S C R. The other one was, oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener. Which both. Oh, that's a thing. Oh my god. But you can't you can't double up, you know, on Chili's and tag team them. But so we have My Baloney has a first name. Which is because Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A. Or you have I want my baby back, baby back chili.
SPEAKER_05I like that bit in Scrubs. You are you guys do you guys watch Scrubs? A little bit, not not as much. So there's the one where they're trying to torture the guy to give out some kind of information, and they have the a cappella guys, which is like all the admin guys, and they sing a cappella, and they're sitting there going, I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back forever, and I can elude. And he goes, Where do they say ribs? And he goes, They don't, that's the torture. Anyways, um, I'm gonna have to go Dare say Oscar Meyer.
SPEAKER_06You go, dude. My my initial thought was Chili's is I have a I have a soft spot in my heart for the song. Okay. Because I found on TikTok the original making of the song. It shows them in the studio with their headphones on. It was just so cool to watch. Like the guy, big black dude's lip song, Chili's Baby Back We. And then the dude covers with Bobby Cusso. It was just like, man, this is cool. I must watch it on loop like 20 times.
SPEAKER_05And it also covers um um that song. The the bass line is the stolen dunno noon. That's uh making my way dragging a line.
SPEAKER_06Dragging a line. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05That's exactly I got you.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Uh feel that's fine. That's a toughie, though. So yeah. They're getting tougher. Um Kate. I'm gonna go with Chili's. You got Oscar Meyer. Yep. Kate, you get to choose again. Look how important you are. Get yelled at on the internet.
SPEAKER_08Go. I think I'm gonna go with Oscar Meyer.
SPEAKER_05Oh boy, Oscar Meyer with the win. Oh shit. Or as we say in Spanish, Oscar Mayer. Yeah, Oscarmeyer.
SPEAKER_08That was more like um Irish sounding.
SPEAKER_06You know.
SPEAKER_05Have you seen how all these like things of everybody coming from Europe for the World Cup? How much they love. How much they like to the Americans are awesome though. That part.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, they're like bad rap. Yeah, they're like we were lights that you guys are. Our media tells us how bad.
SPEAKER_05And then the Scottish game, they ran out of beer in the stadium and the surrounding restaurants.
SPEAKER_06Dude, they were having it's all over the place, you know, all the games. Yeah, yeah. Germany was playing in Boston. And Boston was running out of beer because Germany was there. Boston don't run out of fucking beer.
SPEAKER_05Right. Fucking Boston. You fucking park your car and get your fucking drinks and have it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So yeah, but there's yeah, we were lied to. This place is beautiful. This place is awesome and beautiful. But like also, like you said, they're tripping out, going to Walmarts and Buckeys and shit.
SPEAKER_03Like, oh what look at the size of this fucking bag of popcorn. They're like, what you look at this hair there, ladder. It's a size of my arm. It's a size of my arm there. Who the fuck do you think you are?
SPEAKER_07The fuck you think?
SPEAKER_06Fuck who So Caitlin, Caitlin's over too. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Okay, next one. Uh my buddy. My buddy.
SPEAKER_06Wherever I go, he goes, my buddy. My buddy. I'll teach him everything that I know. My buddy and me like to climb up a tree. Right? Right. And then you got Folgers. The best part of waking up is folders in your cup. Yep. Okay, your choice. Oh, my choice first. I gotta go with my buddy. I think that's just nostalgic genius fucking written song.
SPEAKER_05So I'll make this easy on Kate and say my buddy also. Okay, Kate. Thank you.
SPEAKER_06What would you say on that one? Because she's a coffee drinker. She's gonna go with fucking country.
SPEAKER_08It's not because I'm a coffee drinker, it's because I like the jingle better. Well, there's no jingle to it.
SPEAKER_06It's like, yeah, that smh or that fresh smell room of coffee.
SPEAKER_08You were just talking about how cool it was to watch. Like, that's the same thing.
SPEAKER_06But my my fight on this, which we don't have to fight, but was it was just like, oh, good morning, honey. Is more talking in their whole jingle was just the best part of waking up is folders in your cup. That's it. Yeah. My buddy had a whole fucking verse. Yeah. You know, climbing tree.
SPEAKER_04And it was a toy you and it was a toy you wanted. Yeah. And then they had a kid's sister, kid sister.
SPEAKER_06Wherever you're talking about.
SPEAKER_08You know, you didn't have fucking Folgers Decaf.
SPEAKER_06You know. So you're out on that one.
SPEAKER_08Well, you're out on that because this is literally jingles.
SPEAKER_06It's a jingle.
SPEAKER_08And so your argument of it being a jingle, so it's not good enough, is not valid.
SPEAKER_06It's not good enough. Not good enough. My buddy, my buddy moves on.
SPEAKER_05Next one. Mentos versus honeycomb.
SPEAKER_06Oh no. What do you got for mentos?
SPEAKER_05Do do do do do do do life?
SPEAKER_06Doom doom doom. With mentos, fresh and full of life.
SPEAKER_03Nothing gets to you. Staying fresh, staying cool. With mentos, fresh and full of life. Mentos fresh this. Mentos press this.
unknownMentos.
SPEAKER_03Mentos fresh this full life.
SPEAKER_06Mentos, the fresh maker. Verse honeycomb, which honeycomb's big.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not small. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_06Alright, what do you take? Nope, not you. Stop asking me. Yeah, you go first. You go first. You go first, though. I go first? Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Okay. Um. I think I like the Mentos one.
SPEAKER_06Mentos for Kate.
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna go Mentos 2, buddy. You were gonna go honeycomb, weren't you?
SPEAKER_06I think I was gonna go Mentos 2, so. Okay. Oh, we'll go Mentos. Mentos.
SPEAKER_08Oh, we all agree.
SPEAKER_06Alright. Now we are down to the bottom of the.
SPEAKER_05Mentos?
SPEAKER_06No. Momentos. Dude, I got I got some shit to show you. I didn't know how to send it to you because you don't have like Facebook and shit. But after that last episode, I was telling you how they on TikTok they make all these weird Mento They have like Blood Sport. Fucking Jean-Claude running like a scene from the movie and they turn it into a Mentos commercial. Well the best one I found is the midget guy. He's probably like two feet tall.
SPEAKER_08I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_06So fucking funny, dude, but they put the it's gotta be some foreign movie or something. I don't know what it is.
SPEAKER_08He gets weirder by the second.
SPEAKER_06You know, you know, since we're since we're playing game, I'll I'll play you this. Sure. So this guy, I don't know what this is, but this is outrageous.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Oh my god. It's like a B movie Indian movie.
SPEAKER_04They're throwing him around and shit.
SPEAKER_05Or they're like throwing this little person around with many. And he's like making out with the photo lady. Nothing gets to you.
SPEAKER_04Comes up with a fucking umbrella going looking floating around. The best dude. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_06The fresh makeup. That's great shit. That's great shit right there. Yes. I was like, I gotta send this to him somehow. But yeah, just send me the links. I guess I could just do that.
SPEAKER_05I think it opens it up no matter what.
SPEAKER_06Well it was through that was through TikTok. You got TikTok?
SPEAKER_04No, I don't. Jen's the TikTok.
SPEAKER_05They're Chinese spyware. Anyways. So between those brackets, the next round goes Kit Kat versus Oscar Meyer Wiener. Okay now. What do you got? Kate, you go first. What do you got?
SPEAKER_08I have to go first.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Kat versus Oscar Meyer.
SPEAKER_10My Bologna has a first name. It's a baloney has a decade. It's an A Y E R. Oh, I love to leave it every day. If you have me laughing.
SPEAKER_06I guarantee that wasn't one take. That was a month of that kid learning the shit. Try it again, Aaron.
SPEAKER_05You're doing great, buddy. Give me another fucking kid.
SPEAKER_06Anyone else got a kiss? But that was super cute, right? Mm-hmm. You know, come on. Or what? Kit Kat. Oh, Kit Kat. You know Kit Kat.
SPEAKER_09Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_06So.
unknownOne, two, one, two, three.
SPEAKER_05See, black and white people used to get together really like there was no issues before.
SPEAKER_06Not on TV.
SPEAKER_05Like everybody's fine and happy there. Well they got Kit Kats.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, Kit Kats. Every world was fine. I don't see any black people sharing with white or vice versa. They're segregating that. Okay.
SPEAKER_08That's those are a couple uh I say I I think I'm gonna go with Oscar Meyer.
SPEAKER_04Mm. Okay. Derek. Um Kit Kat. I love the Oscar Meyer.
SPEAKER_06And it's it's a cute little jingle and it's fun. Is it as good as Kit Kat?
SPEAKER_05You're still holding this Kit Kat ground. I get that. I get that. Well, no.
SPEAKER_06Okay, you go.
SPEAKER_04I'm gonna go Oscar Meyer.
SPEAKER_06I'm thinking Oscar Meyer too.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay. Yeah. It it has to be a good idea.
SPEAKER_06Oscar Meyer. That is a hard one, but Oscar Meyer to the finals.
SPEAKER_05Oscar Meyer to the finals. Next round is uh my buddy versus Mentos.
SPEAKER_06Ooh, now we all know Mentos because we just did it. We just did that one.
SPEAKER_05And uh but you gotta indicate the full scope of my buddy. Speaking of my buddy, hi Wendy! Hi Wendy. I like your mega death shirt.
SPEAKER_06Who's that? Pizza. Pizza? That's your buddy, huh?
SPEAKER_02My buddy, my buddy, my buddy. Wherever I go, he goes, my buddy.
unknownMy buddy, my buddy.
SPEAKER_06They're trying to sell dolls to boys. Choose my buddy.
SPEAKER_02My buddy, my buddy, my buddy, my buddy, my buddy!
SPEAKER_06I mean, that is a tough one to beat.
unknownMy buddy.
SPEAKER_05Uh, cause now we're dipping into again the nostalgia. It's it's it's either my childhood commercial toys that we watched Saturday morning or Mentos in the 90s.
SPEAKER_06Toughy.
SPEAKER_05It's just the one that goes through the car.
SPEAKER_06And it's in the wrong car.
SPEAKER_05It is on the first time. Sorry.
SPEAKER_06I'll just go out the fucking passenger door. Mentos the fresh maker.
SPEAKER_05See, now now if that guy was African American, he'd have a problem.
SPEAKER_06Oh yeah. It's a white blonde kid that's like winks at him and scooch through.
SPEAKER_05I feel safe.
SPEAKER_04He's just trying to take my sex wax. So, yeah, my buddies are Mentos. You go me? Okay. You versus this time.
SPEAKER_06Man, fucking Mentos is uh such a a banger, but I'm going my buddy on that.
SPEAKER_04Ooh.
SPEAKER_06Just has more to me. Kate? I never had a mud buddy or anything, but Chucky kind of came from that was the good.
SPEAKER_05That was the Fear Unlocked, the good, wholesome, safe, nostalgic thing that we loved. Got wrecked by a killer doll that would come to life and kill you. So nobody wanted my buddy.
SPEAKER_06Boys. But they didn't they weren't small or action figures. Because action figures were cool. They made them like you're your fucking little buddy, man.
SPEAKER_04Like you carry him with you. Hence the name of my buddy.
SPEAKER_06But it was like, yeah, I can hold him. He's like one of them wrestling pillows or something.
SPEAKER_05My sleep. You're like, whoa, fuck. Where are you from?
SPEAKER_06I'm going, my buddy. My buddy.
SPEAKER_08I think I'm gonna go with mentos.
SPEAKER_06Okay, that's perfect. Ah shh. It's one-one now.
SPEAKER_05He's thinking. So I'm a little torn because my buddy again going back nostalgic. But mentos as a jingle. We go back to what you said earlier. We're talking about the jingle aspect, and known worldwide is Mentos. Someone go Mentos.
SPEAKER_06You so wait, wait, wait. Okay. That's your call right now. Yeah. But you don't think my buddy was a jingle? No, good jingle. And but it's we're talking jingles, Mentos worldwide.
SPEAKER_05Right, right, right. But but my buddy, I think, was more American-based. Mentos, I bet you play that shit in Europe, and someone would be like, oh, Mentos, blah, blah, blah, blah. Overnight.
SPEAKER_06No, something comes in run. The Mentos de bleu. You play that in Transylvania, they'd be like, oh, Mentos. Oh. But okay, so we're going Mentos. So I'm going Mentos. We've got Mentos. Okay. Moving on to the finals here.
SPEAKER_05Finals here. Hard one.
SPEAKER_06What do we have?
SPEAKER_05Mentos versus Oscar Meyer.
SPEAKER_06Okay. Well, we know with the songs. My baloney has a first name. Right? Right. First. It doesn't matter. I didn't know the first line of that. We always catch in, but. Yeah, yeah. With Mentos fresh and full of life. Right.
SPEAKER_04I'm I'll start this. I think. I'm gonna go Mentos.
SPEAKER_06You're going Mentos all the way, huh? To the finals?
SPEAKER_04To the finals.
SPEAKER_06Um, I'm gonna go with Oscar Meyer. And we're gonna put this on Kate. And we're putting this on the Kate. We're putting this all on you, Kate. Kate. Now you know the songs. Some of that worked out. But yet you don't know the songs. Those are kind of new to you, right? You didn't really know them.
SPEAKER_08Well, here's my thing is that I love the Mento song. It's very catchy. It's very, it's fun. But that wasn't my era at all.
SPEAKER_06Oh, the 77 commercial was? Yeah, the My Buddy one was, which was a very good thing.
SPEAKER_08No, the Oscarmeyer was played up until like I was a kid and I saw that commercial. No way. Not that exact commercial, but they you know they've redone it. Updated version, really. Yes. I don't know, but how else would I know all the words to it? I don't sit there and watch old 70s commercials. I don't think it's well catchy.
SPEAKER_06You you learn the words and it's quick, but I don't think they played that up in the 90s. Well, you'd have to be 2000s.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, they did.
SPEAKER_06Really?
SPEAKER_08They absolutely did.
SPEAKER_06Same kid?
SPEAKER_08Yeah, he's 30 now.
SPEAKER_05Uh yeah, yeah, they had some. Come on. They came back in the 90s too. And they came out with what the hell? Oh, that's Oscar Meyer Wiener.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, see, I don't know what they think.
SPEAKER_08They uh they did. I think you're wrong, but I don't how else would I know?
SPEAKER_06I don't know.
SPEAKER_08But okay. My point is I'm gonna go with Oscar Meyer because of the fact that I do know that one better, and it is more nostalgic for me.
SPEAKER_06Uh so Oscar Meyer. So the winner of the TV commercials. And that is it.
SPEAKER_08Oh my god. Right on top.
SPEAKER_05Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god.
SPEAKER_06Wow.
SPEAKER_05That was perfect. I love it.
SPEAKER_06Oscar Meyer wiener. Is the winner? Is the winner. Is the wiener. Is the wiener. Oscar Meyer the wiener. Hey, that was good times. Um we'll be back again.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_06With a new game next time.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_06For now, we're gonna wrap this shit up. Thank you for playing along. Have a great day. Have a great Friday. We're Friday here, so.
SPEAKER_01Happy birthday, Abe. I'm gonna go.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, we're gonna go celebrate Abe's birthday. I'm gonna go blitz. Happy birthday, buddy.
SPEAKER_04I'm gonna go get blitzed. Are you? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05It's that time, huh? It's that time, yeah. At least once a year. I want to wake up thinking that like I can handle a hangover, and then you're like, oh no.
SPEAKER_06If you do it now, at least you have two days to recover. Yeah, that's always the worst.
SPEAKER_05But I got plans. It's Father's Day too. Hey, happy Father's Day. Oh, happy Father's Day.
SPEAKER_04I'm I don't have kids, but I got Loki. There you go.
SPEAKER_05Happy Father's Day. Um It's Father's Day this weekend.
SPEAKER_06Let's just fucking learn that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah. Father's Day, so I gotta go do family things this weekend before, so I can't I can't get too crazy.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Well, happy birthday. Happy Father's Day to everyone out there. We'll see you on the next round. We're the humans race. Thanks, Kate. Thanks, Abe. Peace. We're the Homes race. The Homes race. We'll be back next time. Bye.