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The Humanz Race Show
S7 Ep,#4- 2 Fours And A Two
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The Crew Talks About New Opening Theme Song, The Grand baby is Coming, Abe's Headed to The Land Down Under,Derek's Sist Removal, Swap Meet And Market Place, 4th Of July, Going to the Rodeo, Vinny Being Picky About Girls, Ice Cream Trucks And Other Nonsense.
Welcome to the racial.
SPEAKER_00Woo-hoo.
SPEAKER_04Started hot, huh? Well, that. I'm bro, 1940s called They Want That Song Back.
SPEAKER_03Dude, I was trying to make some fucking song. Hey, welcome to the show. I'm Derek hanging out with Abe and Kate. Um I was trying to make these fucking songs. Try to make us a new song.
SPEAKER_04Sure, sure.
SPEAKER_03Dude.
SPEAKER_04Would you watch Captain America and you're like, you know what? I need to make an old song.
SPEAKER_03I don't know. I don't know why that came up. I have a heavy metal one. I got different styles. Yeah. But they seem to all put the same lyrics that are stupid into it. So I'm like, fuck it. Let's just make it all creepy. Hey, welcome to the creepy ass show. Yeah, yeah. What's happening?
SPEAKER_04Everything creepy, buddy. Everything creepy. It's hot. Dude, let's start off with weather. I was outside all day today. Me too. Breaking up concrete. So, you know. I got the shakes, you know, from sitting there with the freaking rotor hammer all day. Oh, fuck that. Rotohammer, dude. Oh my god. Killed. Killed my back.
SPEAKER_03You feel it later. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Right now I'm selling adrenaline. Yeah, you get the little fan on the going and then like I got a beer going to me, so I'm gonna be alright, but yeah, I just uh did did my deal.
SPEAKER_03I got a new job.
SPEAKER_04Nice. Yeah. Nice, okay.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I work on locomotives now.
SPEAKER_04Nice, good deal. Okay. Just driving the train around everywhere?
SPEAKER_03Well, I do the tracks. I switch tracks. Oh, okay. Cool.
SPEAKER_04You just sit there and just switch tracks all day. Yeah. Trains come and you're like, oh. You're like, I'm the decider. Somebody's gotta do it. Yeah, I'm the decider. And that's me.
SPEAKER_03Kate, what are you doing?
SPEAKER_01Napping on the couch.
SPEAKER_03Well, guess what? Tomorrow morning is the big day.
SPEAKER_04Is it Lucy? That's my mom's name. Oh. Is that your mom's name? My mom's name is Lucy. That's why we named her. Luz Maria. Because you know, every Mexican like old lady is named Maria. All my aunts, five aunts, okay? It's um Victoria Maria, Enriqueta Maria, Mercedes Maria, Rosa Maria, and yeah, and Luz Maria. They're all Maria. So, you know.
SPEAKER_02Maria Maria.
SPEAKER_04Gotta pay that homage to the Virgin Mary, bro.
SPEAKER_03So this is a Lucy Dale.
SPEAKER_04Not a Lucy Dale?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. D-A-Y-L. The girl version of my middle name. It's like my dad.
SPEAKER_04It's like kids people who name their kids like like Breckeridge or like Yeah. What's your buddy's name? The dude uh who's here? Uh Bridger? Bridger, yeah. Shit like that. Shout out Bridger.
SPEAKER_06Bridger!
SPEAKER_03That's a bizarre name. But it's not, it's kind of cool. Yeah. Because I've never heard that. I've never met another Bridger.
SPEAKER_01It's a it's a town. I think he was named after a town. So Bridger King. Something. Something G G.
SPEAKER_03Something.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I'm sure he sure he was named after something.
SPEAKER_01I'm pretty sure it's a town. Who is that?
SPEAKER_03We've been fucking with our roads, dude, the whole fucking town.
SPEAKER_04Oh, buddy, they're running cable. That's what it is. I thought it was like the actual like uh a fan or city of Prescott Valley, whatever. Doing no, it's fucking uh T-Mobile. It's T-Mobile. Running fiber optics.
SPEAKER_03I'm like, really, dude? Really? Dude, they put a box right in my front yard. Did they? Right with the middle box. Like, I better have the fastest fucking speed.
SPEAKER_04Go out there, open the box and start like plugging in.
SPEAKER_03I just think about it and it just pops up. No joke. But are you nervous?
SPEAKER_01Not really, no.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_01Not yet. I'm sure like I will be like tonight?
SPEAKER_03Going to bed.
SPEAKER_04What time are you supposed to get out there tomorrow?
SPEAKER_015 30.
SPEAKER_04In the evening? In the morning. Oh shit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I'm I'm more just excited right now, but I know like once I'm there, like in the room, and I'm gonna be like, oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_03And that really hasn't hit me like that. This weekend we'll have a baby here. Right. Right? I guess I just go with the flow.
SPEAKER_04I mean it won't be.
SPEAKER_03Babies aren't I don't care for baby babies, you know? Like newborns, it's like, eh, fucking can't do anything.
SPEAKER_04Vinny whines all the time though. I mean, it's gonna be the same thing.
SPEAKER_03I'll have three babies in a house.
SPEAKER_04Three babies.
SPEAKER_03But and she's Kate'll be the worst.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Whatever.
SPEAKER_04Are you going to hear a PV? Yeah. Dude, they're the best. They're the best, dude.
SPEAKER_03Like And they play the baby song.
SPEAKER_04Do they?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I've been in there when I used to do Steam. Yeah. Because they run off Steam there. Right. And dude, you hear that.
SPEAKER_02Oh, they're having someone's having a baby.
SPEAKER_03They do it right when the babies are born. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear it once in a while. But yeah, I'm I'm working. I should be done around one.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_03Head right to the hospital and see how this goes. Yay. But what you got a couple days. You gotta be there probably.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's usually about two days. I think it's like 48 hours I have to be there because I'm having a C-section. So it's a little bit longer.
SPEAKER_04So not not this week, but next week, there's a documentary called The Business of Having Babies. You should watch it.
SPEAKER_01What what is that?
SPEAKER_04It's just about how like um the hospitals make you stay longer. It's it's occurring more costs, more than that.
SPEAKER_03Which I was out this week.
SPEAKER_04So because again, uh humans have been having babies for thousands of years, and it's only been the last I think it's on Netflix or the business of babies? Business of having babies, something like that, the business of babies, something like that.
SPEAKER_03Well, they'll try to tell you you gotta stay. Fuck you. Give me my kid.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, no, just just and I mean, and that goes for healthcare, like in general. You know, anytime you're in a hospital, like, oh, you use two tissues, we're gonna have to charge you 50 bucks a tissue for doing that shit.
SPEAKER_03But then I think it was for my uh hernia. I wouldn't take anything, dude. Yeah, you're like, I'm like, no. No, I'm alright. Here's some socks, and feet get called them, those little yellow, stupid, drippy socks. I don't want them, dude.
SPEAKER_04We call them the psych ward socks. You know, you've ever been a psych ward that gave us a Jenny has a few pairs.
SPEAKER_03So and they're like they're not low, they're not high, they stupid mid sock, and your gown is short.
SPEAKER_04Now you just look the waistband around it, whatever gets all loose, and then they start falling down.
SPEAKER_03I wouldn't, I'm like, I don't want the socks, you know.
SPEAKER_04And then you wore your gown backwards where the opening was in the front.
SPEAKER_01I'm bringing in an extra bag so that I can pack all the stuff that they're gonna give you? Yeah. Like all the diapers and wipes and like all the supplies. I'm gonna take all of them.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I use mine.
SPEAKER_04Start going to other people's rooms and start taking measure.
SPEAKER_03They're asking me, oh, you want this? I'm like, I don't want nothing. Like, I finally got to the point. Are you how much is it? Like you charge it? Oh no, the socks are free. Are you sure? Before I put one on my foot. Right, no shit. You know, can I just buy one sock?
SPEAKER_04They're like, we're gonna need five stitches. Like, can we do it in three? Yeah. Three stitches. I mean, that I think that's all we need. I'll be careful. That's all we need. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03I go in next Monday for that cyst removal off my back. It's like fuck the size of a shooter marble now. So I I mean it doesn't hurt. No, because they numb everything and they do that. No, I mean it doesn't hurt me to have it. It's just, man, I'm a hugger.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And everyone that hugs me is like, oh, what's that? Check that out. Yeah, yeah. They start playing with it. Now, as I give a hug, I'm like, it's just assist. Yeah. Precursor. Yeah. Because that's right where everyone hugs. Dude. It's embarrassing, it's ugly.
SPEAKER_04And so one time I had a little little like thing on my on my knee, right? And a thing on my back that Jen's like, go to the dermatologist, they're gonna take them all off. Just just let them know. Maybe they can burn it off with the ice, whatever. Yeah. Do that. So you know, the dermatologist's like, no, the one on your knee I can cut, but the one on your back, we can use the ice and and get rid of it. So I was like, okay. And there's so it was like two, three spots that Jen was worried about. And doctors like, it's not cancerous, you're fine, you're fine, right? Just growth, whatever. So he goes, they're gonna come and they're gonna numb your knee, but the ones on their back, he's like, You think you could stand a little pain and just do it? I was like, Yeah, yeah, let's do that. So the assistant comes in, whatever, and she starts doing the ones all on my back. And I was like, Oh, because you know he marked them with the marker, and I was like, shit, so she's poking me, and then he comes in and he goes, But you're trying to be tough about it. Yeah, yeah. I was like, Oh shit, but but no, he was only gonna numb the knee, not the back. So she's numbing the back. I was like, I thought we weren't, but I'm not saying anything, right? She's just numbing my back with like all the needles, and he comes in and he goes, No, no, no, just the knee. And I was like, Oh shit. So he goes, Well, it's all right, now you won't fill it. And I go, Yeah, but am I getting am I in charge more?
SPEAKER_03How much for the shot, Doc?
SPEAKER_04How much for the shot, Doc? He's like, No, no, no. He's like, We were not gonna charge you anything extra, you'll be alright. So I was like, Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, they'll numb it and then they slice it and pull the goop out and then sew it back up.
SPEAKER_04Do you ever watch those videos online? Are you one of those like pimple popper people watching?
SPEAKER_03I'm not one of them people I can't, dude. I can't. If I see one, you know, I'll let's see how long I could watch this.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, like ah, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out that's not my bag, baby. No, but see, but gore on like movies, I'm like, ugh, fake. So it doesn't that doesn't bother me, you know.
SPEAKER_03I'm always like, uh Well that's yeah, movies. Like I was saying, I watch some dude flying through a the fucking sky in a tornado, and he comes landing on top of this shed. And I'm just like, oh, that's fucking harsh to watch. But in a movie, he'd be like, fuck yeah. Did it brain splatter, you know? Yeah. But watching a real dude flying around and smashing into a barn, I'm like, oh man.
SPEAKER_04I still gotta watch Obsession, and I hear that's pretty like got some brutal parts too to it. So it was that one, yes.
SPEAKER_03We were supposed to go last week, but no, we saw Toy Story 5.
SPEAKER_04Uh how was it good? Yeah, it was good, dude. Uh everybody says good. Oh my god damn it, dude.
SPEAKER_03Well, I mean, come on, what, 31 years old of the first one? Yeah, dude. They're entertaining. Yeah. You know, I liked it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04We um we watched Michael after your recommendation.
SPEAKER_03Oh, did you watch Michael? Oh my god. It was great, huh? So good. I was gonna ask if you watched it.
SPEAKER_04I think there's no way he I was like, I don't know if this is hitting me as when I look over in Jen's all dancing.
SPEAKER_03Dude, I took the very back row when we went.
SPEAKER_04Did you? Because you got it too.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, because I'm like, if I want to get up and dance, I'm gonna get him and dance. I'm not wanting some asshole behind me. Hey, sit down, dude.
SPEAKER_04Jen's like, are you into the movie? I was like, Yeah, I want to start touching you for some reason. I was like, I want to start touching people.
SPEAKER_03And Michael didn't touch people. He didn't touch people. I really don't think he did. Uh no. But that's the difference. That's part two.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll see how that comes out next. But no, it was good. Really good. Thanks for the recommendation.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it was a great movie. Go check it out. Um, so we got a baby coming. Yep. We got that.
SPEAKER_04Lucy Dale is the middle name then. So Lucy Dale. That's my middle name. Dale? Yeah. Really? And you live on Dale. I mean, you live. I live on Cal. I mean, you live in uh somewhere else. No, that's Dale. Yeah, yeah. Dale. I know it's Dale Homes.
SPEAKER_03I know this lady, her name is Dale. Is Dale? It's D-A-Y-L, like the girl version. So I'm like, oh that'd be cute.
SPEAKER_01Bridget told me he knows a girl named Dale too. Really?
SPEAKER_03I didn't realize it was like probably the same lady.
SPEAKER_04It's like a boy named Sue, and you know, and a girl named Dale.
SPEAKER_03But it's a middle name. Yeah. And it's homage to grandpa.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay. And you.
SPEAKER_03And great grandpa and grandpa and great grandpa.
SPEAKER_04I was I was named after my grandfather. Or I'm named after my dad Abraham, but my grandfather's Jonathan. That's my middle name. So Abraham John? I'm Abraham Jonathan. Jonathan, bro. Don't fuck up with that. Biblical are you? Really biblical. What's your last name? Christ? Yeah. No, uh, all my brothers, again, uh Daniel Nathan, Samuel David, and Christopher Aaron. We're all biblical names, bro. My mom, my mom don't mess around.
SPEAKER_03That's good. You should be wearing a cross or something.
SPEAKER_04Well, no, I'm a little nervous about traveling and being named Abraham and looking Muslim, dude. I don't know.
SPEAKER_03I'm sick, and I'm gonna shave. I'll be like, uh no, maybe just trim it a little bit. Tribe. Just trim it up. That's not a looks of like. Just don't walk in there.
SPEAKER_04Walking in, they're like, what religion are you? I'm like, Allah get back to you on that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I'm like, I don't know about that.
SPEAKER_03So we were cleaning Vinny's room out this weekend. He finally, you know, fucking kid. Whatever you want, dude, it's your room. Can I move my room around? Yeah. Remember it being 13, 14? You want to move your room? No. You get up and you fucking move it. No. He can't do anything.
SPEAKER_04He's like How do I do it then?
SPEAKER_03Someone's at my door. Tell me to leave. Oh, but they just dropped something off.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03Might be his might be what I'm talking about here. Sure. No, because it's bigger than that. But he's got a little desk and he moved this. Can I have my friend come over and help? It's like, sure. And then still asks for help. There was no help.
SPEAKER_04It's like the kid sitting on the bed on his phone.
SPEAKER_03No, the kid actually was helping me. Because, hey, can you help? Grab a side. I'm like, sure. And then Vinny just sits down and plays on his phone. By me and his buddy are moving his fucking room around.
SPEAKER_04He's got a twin or he's got a full bed?
SPEAKER_03It's uh full. It's a full time. It's a full, okay. So we moved around. Took out, dude, a whole car load.
SPEAKER_01Literally.
SPEAKER_03I don't know how all the shit was in it.
SPEAKER_01My mom's car was packed.
SPEAKER_04Of like shit to throw away or to donate.
SPEAKER_03Donate.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_03But not like just clothes. I'm talking.
SPEAKER_01Books, stuffed animals.
SPEAKER_03Dude, he has so many fucking stuffed animals. Dude. And because he's just had them since he was a baby.
SPEAKER_05I was like, is he special?
SPEAKER_03And he like that's why he didn't.
SPEAKER_05He's like, I will love him and bet him and name him George.
SPEAKER_03We wouldn't get rid of him. We're like, oh dude, put them up in the window for now. They're stacked up and this. He's like, can I get rid of this shit?
SPEAKER_04Pokemon cards, all that shit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, all kinds. I don't know.
SPEAKER_04I don't even know where he does he have posters and stuff in his room?
SPEAKER_03Well now he's starting over.
SPEAKER_01He finally just took down some of the posters. Yeah, he had like a minions poster.
SPEAKER_03That guy's so lazy. He doesn't even care. Like I had that thing up.
SPEAKER_01It's like halfway torn down, like drawn on shit. Like there's a coloring page that my grandma made, like, made him for like a gift for like Christmas or something. It's just like colored it.
SPEAKER_03Remember those I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_01It's like these little cartoon characters. It was like happy, so like and like emotions or something. And grandma colored it in and put it in a frame and gave it to him. And he's had it on his wall until like Oh, yeah. I know what you're talking about. That thing? Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Dude, yeah. He's got old bullshit. So he's finally like, I want a big boy room. So we can't.
SPEAKER_04Well, I don't know. And you gotta do that thing, you know, where my mom's rule was door open and both and or the door comes off. And both feet have to be on the ground.
SPEAKER_03So yeah, that was the rule.
SPEAKER_04Actually, and I couldn't do posters in my room. No posters, no anything like that. What?
SPEAKER_01No wonder you want to shit on your fridge. Posters from the ceiling to the floor.
SPEAKER_04Nope. Jen was like, really? Your mom didn't? I go, nope. My mom would tear shit out. When I got my first car, I put a zero sticker because I was a skater. Yeah. She tore that sticker off.
SPEAKER_03She didn't like stickers and posters, huh? Nope.
SPEAKER_04That's why I ran out of my office.
SPEAKER_03You should have had one of View Desperado or something.
SPEAKER_04So in my office right now, if you look, it's all just all my guitars are up on the wall, all my Star Wars shit, all my Legos are up.
SPEAKER_01I got I was gonna say, so nothing on the fridge, nothing on the wall.
SPEAKER_04No, our fridge- you see our fridge?
SPEAKER_01That's a kid though.
SPEAKER_04Oh no, no, no, nothing like that. My mom had like uh states, we'd go visit states, and she had those magnets, that was the only thing allowed. Jesus Christ. Nothing like that, and then pictures of Jesus. Yeah, it actually wasn't a picture of Jesus, it was a picture of uh Ewan McGregor in Star Wars. She's like, oh so he's like, hello there.
SPEAKER_03Get him where his eyes move.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. So and then right now, my the one I'm working on, which you added with my uh Darth Vader Pes dispenser is my Derek uh shrine on my amp. So when I when I sit there and jam, it's on my my Derek shrine.
SPEAKER_03I got more stuff for you coming. We were taking out all this bullshit, dude, and they had so many stuffed animals that I'm thinking fuck a lemonade stand. Yeah, and sell them. Carnival.
SPEAKER_01Carnival games.
SPEAKER_03A carnival lemonade stand. Like you could win a prize, win a fucking stuffed animal. Do something softball, you gotta throw it in a laundry basket or something stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we like just hey, sorry, three balls for a buck.
SPEAKER_01Bring up the dark good with some balloons.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, something like that and try to make some money off of it. Yeah, there you go.
SPEAKER_04Because he had good stuffed animals too, like squishmallows and like Yeah, those things are and in good shape, like to get rid of them or like to like give them away.
SPEAKER_01Because all I did was sit there on his little window sill.
SPEAKER_03Just walking through the garage selling bullshit. You know, there's a box, there's a Scooby-Doo. People pay like six, seven bucks. I'm like, fuck, man. Do they still have the swap meet?
SPEAKER_04Do they still do the swap meet in print? Okay. But that's work. So not really. So I will tell you, have you ever done it? I've bought. So years ago, Jen and I were like, let's go to the swap meet, right? Because actually, we know somebody whose family used to own it. Anyways, we go there with like a box of our shit, and they're like, it's like 15 bucks for a stand for the day, and here's your area. Bring your own table, bring your own tent, whatever. So Jen and I brought a little table. We started putting our stuff up. All the other vendors that are there like every weekend.
SPEAKER_03Oh, they just come snake your shit.
SPEAKER_04They come snake your shit. They're like, What do you got? Oh, box of DVDs, dude. I'll give you 40 bucks for the box. Done. That way you're not there all day. And I get what they're doing. They want to put the time to be there all day and sell the stuff. And they what they don't want the competition. And then for me, the convenience is I'm getting rid of it. Like throw the shit away or come buy it for me. So they would roll up.
SPEAKER_03They know they could sell them for a buck.
SPEAKER_04Right, but but they're gonna sit there to make the buck all day. I don't want to sit there all day. I just want to get rid of the shit. Yeah, by eight, by eight o'clock. They they have bought us out on all our shit when we got into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know, I talk a lot of shit and I got an air fryer for sale, I got a mini fridge for sale, I got uh two bar stools for sale, and then I got uh an Xbox for nice chair for sale. Nice, dude. They're brand new in the box. Like a cushion? Like, no, no, no, they're not cushion. They're a little harder, but that's what she said.
SPEAKER_03But I was trying to get a chair for you. Oh, you're saying this piece of spring, yeah. No, but I like this piece of shit. Yeah, me too.
SPEAKER_04Like, I really do like it.
SPEAKER_03Well, the other one I broke, remember it would go, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, did you finally get rid of it?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that dude Ron sat in it and broke it.
SPEAKER_04Fucking old fucking Donny boy.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04So those are the stools right there. Oh, those are nice. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Too fancy for out here, but they're nice.
SPEAKER_04Right, right. But yeah, dude, I go on marketplace craigslists and all that, and Jen's like, why do you sell two people? They're they can kill you. They can't do that out here. Yeah. I'm like, no one's gonna come and do that. Oh, dude. Jenny gets really nervous about that. People from the city down in Phoenix, that happens, but not up here.
SPEAKER_03Like here, I'll fucking run the store, leave my Jeep running. What the fuck it?
SPEAKER_04My tools, everything in the truck, all the time. Nobody does anything. I come back and they even have like a hey, nice, have a nice day. You know, nobody does shit to you here, you know?
SPEAKER_03It's like big weekend for the rodeo this weekend. You hitting the rodeo?
SPEAKER_04I won't be here. I'm leaving Friday.
SPEAKER_03Oh, you leave like I leave Friday.
SPEAKER_04I'm leaving, I'm traveling on 4th of July, dude.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_03Does it do 4th of July in Australia?
SPEAKER_04No.
SPEAKER_03I'm like, uh no. Oh, man. It's not their country. Act like it's a fucking USA thing. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I'm a little nervous though, because I'm like, fuck, do we beat them in soccer and they're gonna vote for eight, dude?
SPEAKER_03They're gonna play. We should show up at a soccer.
SPEAKER_04No, I'm gonna talk about Canadian. I'm gonna be like, either a let me get a beer, okay.
SPEAKER_03You look so fucking Canadian. I do look Canadian.
SPEAKER_04I I look like a newly newly.
SPEAKER_03You be Canadian here, fucking comedian, dude. Come on, you not password.
SPEAKER_04No, Canadian? Okay, what if I just say that I'm Mexican and just start speaking Spanish?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Like, hola, Buenos Aires, cerveza, por favor.
SPEAKER_03I don't I don't think they're gonna fuck with you for being American. I'll be like, So you leave Friday, when do you actually get there?
SPEAKER_04Uh 8 a.m. 4th of July. Saturday. Saturday.
SPEAKER_01How long is the flight?
SPEAKER_04Fourteen hours. Where do you stop? Nowhere. We go from LAX to So we're leaving here from Phoenix flying to LAX and then LAX straight to Sydney.
SPEAKER_03It's all on one flight. That's all on one flight. Hell of a 14. You don't think they have to refuel?
SPEAKER_04Japan was 10 hours and we did it in one shot.
SPEAKER_03That's 10. That's this four more hours.
SPEAKER_04Planes can do it. They do it every day.
SPEAKER_03That's crazy, dude. So yeah.
SPEAKER_04But Steve hit me up. He's like, hey, dude, it's a little extra money, but do you want to upgrade? First class. So I'm going first class.
SPEAKER_01I was going to say you should do that. A little more money. You're not even paying for it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah, sure.
SPEAKER_04First class, bro. No, no, he so he paid for the initial ticket, but I paid my upgrades. Okay. That's fair. So I'm doing first class there, first class batting team. Is he too or just each other? We're going to sit there first class. We're going to do a uh uh Tony Stark style, bro, and have a party with the stewardesses up in there.
SPEAKER_03You in stove?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03So you're in an appliance? Yeah, yeah. What kind of name is that? Steve. Whatever stove. So yeah. That'd be fun. So you get there at eight in the morning, so jet lag.
SPEAKER_04Jet lag. Well, I'm gonna try to sleep on the plane. The problem is I don't know how I'm gonna get my CPAP machine on. You're not doing that on the fucking plane, are you, dude? I thought I'd leave it in the backpack, run the hose under my shirt, run the hose over like a hoodie, and then just put it on just like try to pass out with the CPAP on, dude. It's either that or try to buy a bike guard for like when I'm flying.
SPEAKER_03Oh, people are running. What the fuck's that noise? No, it's it's silent. You don't hear it. Oh, you don't hear that?
SPEAKER_04No, no. That thing is silent. You hear a slightly like dude.
SPEAKER_03I've never well, I haven't taken a flight that long, but I couldn't imagine. You're not really putting a CPAP on, are you? Oh, you really are? I'm gonna try. Let's see. So you're bringing that thing with you?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, well, it's gonna go in my backpack anyways. How big is this thing? Is that the machine's like this big and the hose?
SPEAKER_03Like the hose is that big. You gotta have a long hose if you spin around in the bed or whatever.
SPEAKER_04I got a long hose. Yeah. So um so yeah, no. Uh uh Is it runoff batteries? No, plug-in, but you have plugins in first class and all that. Yeah, for sure, huh? Yeah. No, they'll probably bring me a tray to set it up on. I just don't want to snore, dude, because I snore bat. If I try to sleep, I'm gonna be like, You'd be pissing some first class people. Yes. Yes, people trying to sleep, you know. Uh so yeah, so that's what we're trying to do. And then I don't know if they'll serve food over an overnight one, but well, I wouldn't they? I mean, or try to hold out really, maybe just try to hold out the whole night.
SPEAKER_03I would they're not gonna not feed you 14 hours. Probably. What the fuck? I don't know. And first class? I don't know. Did you get in fucking flip McNong?
SPEAKER_04Probably, yeah, yeah. Well, a little side of lobster, a little salad, a little shampoo.
SPEAKER_03You guys get the first food too. And then by the time it gets back to me, like, oh, we're all out of chicken. Right, right.
SPEAKER_04I mean, let me get that beef shrugging off. It's a fucking fish. Yeah, yeah. You know? Uh never fell. And they're like, Right of blankets and pillows, and I'm just sitting up there, ah, blanket and pillow, you know. I'm about throwing it on the floor. So, yeah, dude, we're gonna go first class and download a couple movies.
SPEAKER_03Right into Sydney.
SPEAKER_04Right in Sydney. Cool. And then I'm downloading every season, all of Human's Race Show, and I'm gonna go back and just do it all the whole way, bro. I bet you he's lying. Nope. I'm gonna go back and do it.
SPEAKER_03He may download them all, that's good, but he won't listen.
SPEAKER_04I'm gonna go back and do them all and just revisit.
SPEAKER_03You'll play, and if you're not in it, you're like, eh, that's nice.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh god, this is a Jeff episode.
SPEAKER_03You'll listen to about four that you were in. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I'm like, I said something funny then rewind that.
SPEAKER_03What'd I say there? So that's cool, man. And then you'll be gone for what?
SPEAKER_04Two weeks, dude. Two weeks or two weeks, buddy. Two weeks. Two weeks. That's uh uh uh not terminator total recall. Two weeks. Two weeks, buddy.
SPEAKER_03That's too long almost, dude.
SPEAKER_04My wife's letting me go for two weeks, dude.
SPEAKER_03That just seems long.
SPEAKER_04It does. I thought like we can do enough like in a week. Yeah. But Steve's like, fuck no, dude. We're taking we're taking two weeks off. And Steve has uh access to the Delta Lounge because of his status. So he's like, free drinks before we hit the plane, dude. So I'm like, hell yeah, buddy.
SPEAKER_03But don't get too fucked up. Why not? They won't let you fly. Oh, bro, I'll be straight faced. I watch that shit all the time.
SPEAKER_04Oh, dude, the videos of people trying to get board their planes and they're all fucked up. They're like, nope.
SPEAKER_03Alright, drinking.
SPEAKER_04Just trying game.
SPEAKER_03If if they see you fucked up, they won't let you fly.
SPEAKER_04Bro, I can I can I got game face okay. Like, I'm first class.
SPEAKER_03You're the fucking they watch the first class. People the most Yeah, because they're the ones that are snooty and uh get drunk and think it's their fucking place.
SPEAKER_05But I'm gonna eat another vodka. Let me get another vodka, maybe champagne.
SPEAKER_03Lovey.
SPEAKER_05Lovey. Give me another vodka.
SPEAKER_03That's a long ass trip. That's good for you, dude.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and then we're gonna uh do a week at our buddy's place in uh Newcastle, and then we're gonna be a week in Sydney. Steve and I'm we're staying at hostels, we're going like that too. No, we have our own rooms in the hostels.
SPEAKER_01That doesn't make it better.
SPEAKER_04So we can lock our doors, leave our shit in. And I'm not bringing anything that anybody can't steal. Like, what are you gonna take my flip-flops, my shit, you know, a phone that's shoes still. That's true. All Vegas style, you know.
SPEAKER_01Hey, I just gotta do that.
SPEAKER_04Hey, but I'm remembering socks this time. I'm gonna remember socks just so you can full-size socks.
SPEAKER_03Full-size socks, yeah, that fit. Yeah, put them on before you go. Put them on, try them on Sparko. Um, but uh hostels are in my mind, I think they're gonna be fun. Like, man, you get fucking meet some different people from around the world and all that. But after the movies, the hostel movies. Uh fuck, man.
SPEAKER_04It's like my brother did it in Japan. I felt so bad. So when we went to Japan, um we there was like basically two groups. It was me, Jen, Steve, and Mara, and we had a nice Airbnb with the thing. And my brother, with his buddy and two younger guys from his church.
SPEAKER_03They're staying in a pod.
SPEAKER_04They're staying in a fucking hostel, yeah, in those little like Japanese pods and everything. And we went to go pick them up because we're gonna go eat. And like, dude, that place was a little dingy. I was like, oh. And they're like, oh, you get free breakfast. I was like, these look like powdered eggs, bro. Come over to my place. And then I would feel so bad because they're like, oh, what are we doing for dinner? Like, well, we want to go to Yoshinoya, you know, and get a bowl. We're like, well, we're gonna go to like a Michelin star restaurant and go have dinner. So we'll see you guys after.
SPEAKER_03We'll we'll eat up, we'll meet up. We'll meet up after later. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04So, like, you know, we were having nice dinners and then crazy.
SPEAKER_03Well, have a great trip, be safe. Yeah, come back with some great stories.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we'll bring Lucy a uh onesie that says down on the Oh fuck. Yeah. Or like a little kangaroo pouch or a little stuffed kangaroo, right? She's gonna need a little stuffed kangaroo.
SPEAKER_03Okay, that's that's gonna be funny and be like bring my dad a magnet to put on the fridge.
SPEAKER_01There you go.
SPEAKER_03I'll put a magnet out here. Okay. Look at me. Look at him getting better.
SPEAKER_04I'll have like a crocodile done D one, dude.
SPEAKER_03That would be fucking eh.
SPEAKER_04You can't take my picture. You got the ling caps.
SPEAKER_03Dude, I still want kangaroo jack. Uh fucking jacky legs, man. Well, you come back safe to us and uh fill us all in. We're gonna take quick five. We'll be right back hanging with the humans race. Welcome back to the image race show. Fucking rodeo song.
SPEAKER_04Hell yeah, brother.
SPEAKER_03You never heard this from nobody.
SPEAKER_04I'm shit kicking already. I love it.
SPEAKER_03It is 4th of July weekend. We live in Prescott Valley, but Prescott.
SPEAKER_04Oldest rodeo in the country, buddy.
SPEAKER_03Oldest rodeo? What?
SPEAKER_041876? Something like that.
SPEAKER_03But it's the world's oldest rodeo. It's packed.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. And dude, and they do it in that same small thing, and every year it just gets more and more. Did you ever go to the dances?
SPEAKER_03Down at like Albertson? Yeah, down at Albertson's. I was rocking back then, dude. But yeah, they're all shit. Kickers are everywhere, man. Yeah, buddy. You don't fuck with cowboys, bro. I went to uh boot barn the other day.
SPEAKER_04Get yourself a pair?
SPEAKER_03Well, I was thinking, man, I go all out, dude. I get fucking gear. I go, Jean, get your tightest jeans. And that's all you see in there is people that are gonna wear it this weekend.
SPEAKER_04All their all their cowboy gear.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, everyone's gotta get duped up.
SPEAKER_04Mine's a Woody costume from Toys Three. They're like, yeah, that looks familiar.
SPEAKER_03That'd be cool. That'd be cool. But I think we haven't been in the rodeo for years. I feel like I feel like I went 15 years ago. Growing up here, I went every year. Yeah. Oh, I went, okay. I went to the fair and they had bull riding. That's why I'm just thinking. I didn't even go to the rodeo. Yeah, yeah. Rick Brown was there. Was he? Yeah, we're watching the bull riding.
SPEAKER_04They thought he was one of the bulls.
SPEAKER_03Get your ass in the pen. Get your ass back in the pen. Dude, no one was on that bull for more than two seconds. They was just fucking knocking people off.
SPEAKER_04Jen's work did the PBR one day and they got a box at the Finlay. And we went and watched the bull riding the PBR bull riding. Jen's like, never again.
SPEAKER_03Dude, it's fucking lame.
SPEAKER_04No, dude, that that shit's scary. It's it's those bulls will wreck your life, dude. Like there's no.
SPEAKER_03You get all ready, man. Oh, this dude's fucking in there forever. He's coming out strong and he just comes out. Frank!
SPEAKER_04And he gets fussed off.
SPEAKER_03And then you just sit there again. Like, fuck.
SPEAKER_04And then another 20 minutes to set up.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it's fucking. Oh, here comes another guy.
SPEAKER_04One dude on ours didn't even make it out of the box.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah. No, no.
SPEAKER_04He was in the box and the and the the bull slammed and it it dislocated his shoulder. So the guy's out and he's walking down holding his shoulder.
SPEAKER_03You gotta have some fucking cojones. Cojones. Yeah, bro. Dude, to get it. But I'd like the bare back broncos too. So does Jenny. Yeah. That's what she said. It's like six times you said that. And I said it's twice. Kibi Cup. Yeah. Ding ding. That's what she said, Belle. Yeah. But the bearback, those fuckers jump around too. Because it's just the rope, right? It's literally just the rope. But you don't get gored at the end. That's true, too. So I'm like, if I was gonna be a cowboy, I think I would do that. I'm a bearbacker.
SPEAKER_04I gotta watch like five seasons of Yellowstone before I'd have the courage to go do that, bro.
SPEAKER_03What was that old eight seconds?
SPEAKER_04Uh uh uh dude, okay. With Dylan from 902 and oh and and Lane and Stephen Baldwin, right? Yeah. Yes. So when I did uh the movie with New Eden, yeah. New Eden, yeah. The autograph he gave me was from him bull riding doing um eight seconds.
SPEAKER_03Oh no shit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah. So my autograph of him that I have the the eight I gotta find that shit, dude. I have all those eight by ten somewhere. I gotta go to my mom's house and find them.
SPEAKER_03Oh, you should have them up in your hallway.
SPEAKER_04Dude, everywhere, yeah. Make the whole house that um yeah, dude. I got that from that.
SPEAKER_03But yeah, dude, that shit is I I'd go there for the snacks and the beer and yelling.
SPEAKER_04Dude, I've not been in once when we first moved out here, yeah.
SPEAKER_03And we went to the people travel from all over the place just to come here to watch.
SPEAKER_04Before that, yeah.
SPEAKER_03And we're here and we're like, oh, it's this week? Fuck.
SPEAKER_04It's like, but it's like New Yorkers going to the Statue of Liberty. They're like, Yeah. I bet you there are homegrown New Yorkers, New Yorkers who have never actually been in the Statue of Liberty.
SPEAKER_03Maybe they did when they were a kid for a field trip or something. Yeah, yeah. Never again. But never again. We're kind of like us with the Grand Canyon.
SPEAKER_04Right. Every family member that has never been up here, they're like, oh, we're going to the Grand Canyon. I'm like, fuck, okay.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. We went one time. Like I went when I was a kid, but we went one time. I think we took you, maybe.
SPEAKER_01Uh yeah. When I was like It's fucking cold, dude. It was like eight or something when we went.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. It was cold. Too much. Like we're digging through the trunk for an old like I found an old sweater that had like oil on the sleeve and shit too. I was like, I don't care, I'm cold. And it was like it was almost like vacation. Clark, don't you want to see the Grand Canyon? He's like, Yep, I'm sorry. Let's go. Yeah, yep, yep. But I now that I'm older, maybe I should go again and check it out.
SPEAKER_01I want to go again now that I'm older, because I haven't been since then.
SPEAKER_03It won number one from Ryan Trahan.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_04What about taking uh Vinny to go get himself a cowgirl?
SPEAKER_03I don't know what he doesn't like that.
SPEAKER_01He doesn't like anything. Anyone.
SPEAKER_03He doesn't.
SPEAKER_01He's picky.
SPEAKER_03Really? We did see a girl.
SPEAKER_04He's gonna marry something like his mom.
SPEAKER_03We did see a girl somewhere. She was 14, 15. I'm always like, hey dude, check out her hair or whatever. And he's like, too short. Too this. I don't like that kind of hair. And then I'm like, how about that one? And he's like, yeah. I'm like, okay, so you're like going for prime.
SPEAKER_01Way out of his big dude. Like, yeah.
SPEAKER_04You're going for a 10 instead of knocking out a few fours. Yeah, you got to find a few. Knock out a few fours. Let me do four.
SPEAKER_03Hit that 10. So now I know don't even bother him unless she's some smoke show or drop dead gorgeous. Come on, man. You get you don't even know what to do with that. You know? What's the uh start off with, like you said, a couple fours.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but uh uh role models with uh uh uh what's his name? McFly. No, no, no, no. Uh uh what's his name? Paul Rudd.
SPEAKER_03Paul Rudd.
SPEAKER_04Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott, right? And his girlfriend leaves him or anything, and you know, he tells him he's like, well, if you ever want, he's like, probably go for a friend there because he's like the chunky girl. And he goes, It's the fat ones that do more things.
SPEAKER_03That movie's great. They had uh they had community service, so they had to do little Yeah, yeah, because yeah, because he gets in trouble.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and so they have the like the Big Brother program. Yeah, and Shaw William Scott gets the little black foot.
SPEAKER_03The black kid is all discussing all the time. Dude, kiss, man. He's talking about his dick, man. Love gun.
SPEAKER_04He's uh it's about his dick. It's about his noes. I don't know, Juice could sing. He's not this honky trying to grab my balls, and then he goes, honky, that sounds racist.
SPEAKER_03That was a good one. That was a great movie. Not McFly, but McLovin. McLovin. The LARP. Yes, the yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Any good movies?
SPEAKER_04Uh besides Michael. No, uh The Sheep Detectives.
SPEAKER_03Well, we're watching that.
SPEAKER_04Dude, okay.
SPEAKER_03We're watching it this weekend. We're supposed to watch it last week.
SPEAKER_04Dare I say? It was good.
SPEAKER_03It was it was I I've heard nothing but good stuff about it.
SPEAKER_04Okay, so very funny.
SPEAKER_03I heard of even sad and people die.
SPEAKER_04Yes, there's a little sad part on it and everything. I I just like um like I like doing their I'm already crying. Like the Orient Express, like the um um the knives, uh uh knives out movies, like those. I like the murder mystery. So Jenny and I want to go do one of those things where they it's a murder mystery dinner.
SPEAKER_03So do we. Like type thing. Yeah, yeah. Actually, we're going we're going to a speakeasy on uh Friday. Friday afternoon. Oh, I'll be gone by then, but you went to a speakeasy? Yeah, it's in Prescott. And it's a serial killer. Speakeasy word. Okay. Sounds really hard to explain what I've read so far. It says you show up and then they have live actors doing like Dahmer and Manson and stuff like that. And they come up and tell their story, and you get a a cocktail for each there's no food. Right. You get a cocktail for each story. Right, right. And they name them, you know.
SPEAKER_04Can you get one in between?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I'm I imagine you could buy it.
SPEAKER_04I'm gonna need a couple between But that's fine.
SPEAKER_03I'll have your cocktail, but it's like 45 bucks, and you get three drinks and the show.
SPEAKER_01You guys are going this Friday?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. We're gonna go like two o'clock show is what I'm looking at. And it's an hour and half long or something.
SPEAKER_01You guys leave Vinnie alone when you guys go? That's Vinnie's birthday.
SPEAKER_03It's his birthday.
SPEAKER_04And they're leaving him.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04But I mean, like, would you okay, would you leave Vinnie alone for a long weekend?
SPEAKER_03No. No? No. How old is he?
SPEAKER_04He's 14.
SPEAKER_03Well, he's 13.
SPEAKER_04He'll be 14 Friday. No, he okay, maybe when he's 16, 17. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Well, no, it's not that. It's he's an idiot. Like it's just he'll burn the house down if no one's here watching him.
SPEAKER_04No, he won't eat.
SPEAKER_03Or I don't know. He'll just yeah, he'll overdose some cereal, but Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I don't know that he can't. He'll just be on video. He won't even see. The dog will be dead. Right.
SPEAKER_03You know, fucking doors open for two days.
SPEAKER_04Garage doors open, all your shit's gone.
SPEAKER_03Like I was alone from three years old on. But like for a a night or something by seven or eight. And I couldn't imagine doing that with well, the times are different. I I get that. But still, man, I could just take care of business, you know? And I'd go to my friends and do whatever. But if any would fucking burn that out. Okay, sorry, sorry.
SPEAKER_04Around them, right, right. Avoid responsibilities because of that. That's your main concern.
SPEAKER_03Go back to what?
SPEAKER_04To they serve you these drinks and you're supposed to guess like what they murder or who they I'm not sure, man.
SPEAKER_03We got I'll send you the link. We'll look it up. But they showed like I think it's Dahmer, Ted Bundy, and Manson. But they got these actors that go get on stage and tell you I don't know what they tell you.
SPEAKER_02Like a story of like Yeah, so man, check it out, nigga. I'm fucking hanging out in the hills, man, in Hollywood.
SPEAKER_03You know, I don't know if he's gonna be that kind of uh Manson. Manson, yeah. Or the more I'm crazy, you know? Yeah, you know, I you know, we'll see. But yeah, and they give you drinks. That sounds fun. Yes, I I I want to really do it. We haven't got tickets yet, but I don't want to do it.
SPEAKER_04If you find a murder mystery one, or if we ever need to go down Phoenix, you know, they have us adults.
SPEAKER_03No, for real. We should go down and I look at them all the time, dude. I think it'd be fun.
SPEAKER_04I think it'd be fun. And then Jed wants to go do a jazz bar, so we need to go to a jazz bar.
SPEAKER_03Fuck yeah.
SPEAKER_04Jed wants to like let's get dressed up. Jazz flute, dude. Yeah. All Lizzo. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03It'd be like uh Anchorman out there.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. He's like, oh, I'm not prepared.
SPEAKER_03Stupid ass dude. So jumping back to Vinny's room, we bought him for his birthday, dude. For uh a new desk. Like this one. Okay. But better. It's got a little storage shit on the bottom. It's got the LED lights on top. It fucking looks rad. Nice. And we got him a gaming chair. Because he's like, Can I get a new chair? I'm like, Yeah, you can spend some of your fucking money. Get your own shit in a fucking chair. And then Wendy looks at me and she's like, It's his birthday in two days. I'm like, oh, oh yeah. Sure thing, buddy. Sure thing. Well no. He doesn't know it's coming. Okay. So we got him a whole new setup. Make his room look cool, get his posters back on.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03But what kind of posters are you gonna put?
SPEAKER_01I told him, I would said, let me know what kind of like if you want a tapestry poster, send it to me and I'll buy it for your birthday.
SPEAKER_03Just go buy him something. You know what kind of bullshit he likes.
SPEAKER_04What if would you be okay with him putting up like babes on his wall?
SPEAKER_03Fuck yeah. I would be fine with it.
SPEAKER_04Like you're like, I wish I could in my room.
SPEAKER_03I don't know about like naked or nothing. You know, just yeah, like Hooter calendar.
SPEAKER_04What about like a maxim calendar or something?
SPEAKER_03Oh, maxim, yeah, maxim for sure. I had him go up to Playboy.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, and then then no swank. No, no bush. Yeah. Give me just boobs. No bush. Keep it classy. No bush.
SPEAKER_03So we got the door open now. It actually feels good, huh? If anybody. Just waiting for that ice cream truck to come by, bro.
SPEAKER_04Oh do you guys have one?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. You guys have one? Dude, he lives right around the corner. You're kidding. He used to come here all the time because I always had the kids out here playing wiffle ball and shit. Yeah. And they would be, dude, I can't buy no more ice cream, man. I bought fucking ice cream four days in a row. Yeah. It's like $25 now.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03You know, back in the day you'd get a dollar, and I'm like, I could get it.
SPEAKER_01They take like Apple Pay and stuff now, even.
SPEAKER_03And a couple Tootsie rolls or something.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, no, you get a buck each, and it got I used to get the the the the big pops, super big pops. What are they called? Bomb pop. Not bomb pops. They were the the the big long fuckers. And then yeah, you get either like a s a couple of sour uh sour heads.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, get a fucking atomic fireball or something. Yeah, something stupid, yeah, yeah. But now just an ice cream is five, six dollars.
SPEAKER_04Big stick.
SPEAKER_03Big sticks. The big stick. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Big sticks. That's what I used to get, buddy.
SPEAKER_03We got bomb parp bomb parp. Bomb parp. Bomb parp. Bomb bomb pop Oreos, right? Aren't those Oreos big bomb pops? Yeah. Bring them out, man. Abe will try one. You'll go grab them. I'll go grab 'em. But what's your this fucker shows up right now? What are you getting?
SPEAKER_04It's a hard one. Um God, guys, I used to be a fudge bomb guy. Fudge bomb was good. Um red, white, and blue stripe, dude. The 4th of July one was always big. That's the bomb. That's the bomb pop, okay.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, because you get the first layer though.
SPEAKER_04There was the WrestleMania's with the chocolate in the back, the cookie in the front. See, mine was.
SPEAKER_03Well, also here's a cookie. Look at these. Is that it? Bomb pops?
SPEAKER_01Firecracker pop.
SPEAKER_03Shut up. Dude, they're they're not as good as you think.
SPEAKER_01They're not what you expect.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_04They're fucking sweet and weird, but for everybody listening at home, it's a like boy, dude. White cookie instead of the dark Oreo cookie.
SPEAKER_01It's blue, raspberry, lemon, and cherry flavored cream. Red, white, and blue.
SPEAKER_04And it looks like the normal amount of feeling you get on a regular Oreo both the red white.
SPEAKER_03My first bite, I was so excited. And then I personally lost it.
SPEAKER_04You taste the chemical.
SPEAKER_03You think?
SPEAKER_04A little bit.
SPEAKER_01I spit mine out. I made it.
SPEAKER_04I made it through a whole cookie. Like, I'll make it through the whole cookie, but you taste that. Like, you know when something tastes chemical taste like they're trying to replicate a flavor and they can't.
SPEAKER_03How good could that be for you?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03But my my old go-to was a Choco Taco, dude. Oh my god. Oh, you're right. You're right. Back in the day. Choco Taco. Choco Taco. Dude, we had this guy that now I still see his truck. He's got a van. I mean, this thing is a piece of shit, man. It's got a generator on the back that's falling off. Got straps on it and shit. Just scummy. And he lives out in Cortis Junction. And I still see the van. He can't make it here no more. Oh. That's why he just does local. But dude, I bought shit from him. It's so freezer burned. You pull it out and you have to knock off like a quarter inch of fucking ice. And I'm like, what the fuck? So this one's brand new. And they live right up here, half mile up the road. Yeah. Dude. Like you hear that song? Ice cream. Fuck man. You're like, which way is it?
SPEAKER_04So the minus? My mom figured out because we used to have the ice cream man, but my mom figured out where the vendors got their ice cream from. Oh, yeah. And so there was a place my mom would go and we would buy just plain cardboard boxes. They weren't like when you buy them from the store.
SPEAKER_03Brown.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, just a straight brown cardboard box, and you would open them up and they were bomb pops, ninja turtles, all that stuff. So my mom would be like, I'm not paying no freaking ice cream man.
SPEAKER_01We got the ice cream truck at home.
SPEAKER_04We had the ice cream truck at home. Exactly, dude. For sure. For sure.
SPEAKER_03Fuck Big Mac, I got Big Mac.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I'll make it Big Mac.
SPEAKER_03It's a big old fucking wonder bread with a big pepper in the middle. Yeah. The chocolate. They're gone now, but my my SpongeBob's those little stupid ice creams they they make in you know Superman. SpongeBob was never like the SpongeBob one, it's white and then it's got yellow, but the whole thing is cherry flavor. And it's fucking awesome.
SPEAKER_04No Ninja Turtles were a jam for that because you get the gum all the time. I never liked those, like those characters.
SPEAKER_03I never did either, but once I got that SpongeBob one, his eyes are all fucked up, they're bubblegums. They're all lopsided.
SPEAKER_04And then the bubblegum, only like you get like five chews out of it. So it's all powdery and you're like uh so frozen too. It's so frozen that you're like, this isn't this isn't really doing it for you. And where I used to have teeth. And then every now and then we would do like a banana split from there or a cone.
SPEAKER_03See now because I like that because you'd have the You don't get that here. You don't get that. We used to get the Mr. Softy and all this fucking. They actually pour you.
SPEAKER_01I've never seen an ice cream truck like that that has ice cream.
SPEAKER_03You go to the cities, LA and shit.
SPEAKER_04They Well and we had Bob's Freeze next to us there in East LA, which they did all that too. So if we wanted, you know, a banana split dip cone, we'd go.
SPEAKER_03I never got a banana split off an ice cream truck. It was more like a fun dip and you know, bomb pops and shit. Oh, drumsticks. Okay. Oh, I'm yeah, that's what I'm getting. Drum sticks were good. And the shortcake, strawberry shortcakes.
SPEAKER_04Strawberry shortcakes!
SPEAKER_03Dude, what are you forgetting? All this shit? Oh my god. They have a chocolate one too.
SPEAKER_04I didn't even stop on the way home. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Oh.
SPEAKER_03Those things, those were great. Girls were bombed, dude. That was But those are now, you know. I get one of those, you get that. Vinny grabs something, K grab something.
SPEAKER_02It's like $29.
SPEAKER_03It's fucking crazy, dude.
SPEAKER_04Shut up. It's crazy. But do we we okay? So we had the extra, not only do we have ice cream man's in Is delay, but we had the raspado man. So the raspado man was a guy that had a big block of ice that was covered just by a towel, and all the Mexicans hearing this know what's up. It was covered by a big towel. He would remove the towel, and he had this little metal thing that would shave the ice. It was just shave ice. Raspado means like shaved. So he would shave the ice, pour it in the cup with his dirty hands, and then put he had like all the flavors cherry, blue, lime, yellow, whatever, tamarindo, all that, and he would get it, pour it in the shippia's. Oh, see, dude, die. I see him all the time.
SPEAKER_03And then we have the elote man, the elotes. Dude, he would come around all the time. We'd go out.
SPEAKER_04Let me know next time he's rolling.
SPEAKER_03He's always rolling.
SPEAKER_01You'll hear him play and fucking Did you uh did you hear about the ice cream we just tried? The the fried chicken.
SPEAKER_03Dude. Gross. What? It was the best ice cream I ever had.
SPEAKER_01So good. Like every day I like think about it. We should get some dad.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, let's go. You're going up the store. I'll go to the store. So they have the it's not the flavor is not.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's not fried chicken flavored ice cream. Okay. It's like.
SPEAKER_03So it looks like.
SPEAKER_04Oh, it just looks like a like a like a fried chicken.
SPEAKER_01So it's like vanilla ice cream.
SPEAKER_03See, there's a chocolate bone that runs down the middle. I'll give you a joke.
SPEAKER_01It's like it's like almost like fried ice cream, is what it reminds me of.
SPEAKER_03But look at the sucker, dude. Dude. We had these on Juneteenth. We did.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god. Oh.
SPEAKER_03This is my little setup, dude. Chased it with the great welches. That was my setup for Juneteenth. Ah, that looks great.
SPEAKER_04Black and mild and a purple drink.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Well, I look at the background. Oh man. Damn.
SPEAKER_04We should wrap this shit. I'd say ring that bell over time.
SPEAKER_03Ring that bell. Ring that bell. Oh, would you just find it? Hey guys, it was thank it was really nice hanging out with you. You ain't got no ask. Thanks for hanging out. We're the humans race. Do what you do. What? Whatever you do.
SPEAKER_05Oh. Bye, guys. Peace.
SPEAKER_03Hey, everybody say peace out. Peace out.