S7 Ep.#7- She's Pissed

The Crew Talks About Obsession Movie, Scary Movie Genres,  Sketchy Movie Theaters, Vinny Wants To Pierce His Ears,  Backwards Song Game, Abe Cameo, A.I. Scam Videos, Meeting An On Line  Friend,  Teachers That Dont Like You, And Other Nonsense. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:13

Welcome to the Us Ray Show. Derek, Abe, and Kate. Lynn. What's going on, guys? Not too much, man. Happy days, happy days. Yeah, buddy. So weather's nice. Weather's nice anyway. This we'll go right into it. Sure. Obsession. Yes. The movie.

SPEAKER_04 0:33

Oh my god.

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I was wanting to see this at the movies. Yes. It felt like one of those see at the movies type movies. I I think it still might be there. And I'm fucking around on Paramount or something. And it's on there. Oh no shit. I'm like, hey, movie now.

SPEAKER_04 0:50

I rented it from Amazon.

SPEAKER_03 0:51

Oh, it's already free. Oh no shit.

SPEAKER_04 0:53

Yeah. See, I rented it a couple of weeks back from Amazon.

SPEAKER_03 0:56

Oh, okay. We saw it last weekend. Okay. Or this past weekend.

SPEAKER_04 1:00

Man.

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I thought it was pretty good.

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So the dude, you so you know about the guy, right? The director writer? No. He's some goofy ass YouTube kid.

SPEAKER_03 1:09

Oh, that guy, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's just we watched all the extra little.

SPEAKER_04 1:13

Yeah, yeah. He's just like dude who makes like YouTube funny skit shit and then decided to budget this thing himself. I think it was for like under 3 million. And it's grossed already, like 200 million plus.

SPEAKER_03 1:25

I like the story. I like I mean we've seen stuff warrior possessed or whatever. Right. But this was different. And it was a little different.

SPEAKER_04 1:33

And then it was creepy. So Jen and I were talking about that was the other great thing because he hits a lot of like classic uh uh horror movie, like some things are a little cliche, but they were done great, you know. Well you got your jump scares, your jump scares, you got the possession, the creepy, the thing demonic uh well. Yeah, all that shit. The the the gore too, the violence, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 1:58

Like it's all he touches it on all of it, it doesn't go overboard on any of it. Right.

SPEAKER_04 2:04

Right just the right and the creepiest fucking way.

SPEAKER_03 2:07

And then they fuck with you, you think, oh, here comes a jump scare and it's not. Right. And when you don't think one's there, it's where the fuck he cut him. Right. Right, right, right. What'd you think of that, Kate? I mean, you watched it.

SPEAKER_02 2:17

I thought, so I didn't really know what to expect because like just seeing like like things on TikTok about it, I'm like, oh, it's not gonna be that scary. But then my friend, she went to go see it in the theaters. She told me she left halfway through because she was like too freaked out.

SPEAKER_03 2:34

Yeah, I mean nothing making me.

SPEAKER_02 2:37

But when I watch it, it was so it was definitely like when I watched it a lot scarier than I thought it would be, but I thought it was so good.

SPEAKER_04 2:44

It it so Jen and I were talking about how men and women perceive it a different way. And like one of the things we agreed upon is he's the obsessed one.

SPEAKER_03 2:55

Yeah, well he's the obsessed one. He was.

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Yeah.

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You know.

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And another okay, it's spoilers for anybody stop listening now.

SPEAKER_03 3:04

Yeah. There may be spoilers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:06

Try not to, but yeah, let's try not to.

SPEAKER_03 3:08

Try not to, but yeah. But just because he really liked her and just you throw out some fucking bullshit wish. Right. Wish she loved me more than anywhere in the world. I mean, that's just something we dumbly saying. Say, yeah, like you know, like right, right. He he wasn't so obsessed, he wasn't like stalking her, you know. He couldn't even talk to her, you know. So he wasn't that obsessed, but he yes, I understand that he was obsessed, that's what caused this, but he wasn't like what she turns into.

SPEAKER_04 3:39

The other fan the other fan theory that only makes sense to you guys, not to everyone else again to try not to spoil it, but she was possessed by Sandy. Sandy. Yeah. What the cat?

SPEAKER_02 3:54

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 3:55

Oh. If you look at the back of the wishing willow it has the little uh symbol of the cat, the little tabby cat.

SPEAKER_03 4:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 4:05

In the back of that. And what happened?

SPEAKER_03 4:06

I didn't even catch that yet. But now I think about it. Like, so that's a good fan theory to do that. Oh, dude. Oh my god. There's some great moments on there. Just creepy, creepy fucking movie. So you rented that one?

SPEAKER_04 4:21

Yeah, I rented it and then I watched it when I was in Australia. I was trying to sleep at night and I couldn't sleep, and Jen texted me.

SPEAKER_03 4:27

Oh, that's a great movie.

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Couldn't sleep, and then Jen texted me, going, like, hey, by the way, I rented this, so we got a couple of like I think you have 48 hours or whatever to watch it.

SPEAKER_03 4:36

So if you're oh you just rented a little downtime.

SPEAKER_04 4:40

No, Jen rented it and she texted me.

SPEAKER_03 4:42

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 4:42

So it's our shared Amazon account. So she watched it alone. She watched it alone.

SPEAKER_02 4:47

Oh my gosh, I would not watch it.

SPEAKER_04 4:48

Oh, Jen's my scary horror girl. She loves her and her dad every Halloween, like get together. It's so cute. That's what I was gonna ask you. So think she did it with that. I didn't, I didn't before, and I always have to explain everybody my trauma. Like, um, I'm a trauma dump on YouTube. When I was growing up, I used to love to sleep over at my cousin's house, right? My the Noah, the one that was in Blood in Blood Out and all the movies and all that. I used to sleep over with them, my his sisters, my cousin Judy, my cousin Rachel, and they would force me to watch like Freddie Cougar and like Jason and like Faces of Death. Oh, those are fucked up.

SPEAKER_03 5:23

Those are fucked up. I watched those, they're they're on Tubi right now. Yeah. Oh dear. And I tried to watch them again, like fuck four weeks. Nostalgic, yeah, yeah. There's no nostalgic about it. It's like, I gotta turn this off. It's much. Yeah, it's a some of it's kind of foolish and stupid. Some of it's like, wow, dude, that's real.

SPEAKER_04 5:43

And so because of that, for the longest. So that just scarred you. It kind of scarred me, put me off from scary movies, and then like I meet Jen, we move in together, and she's like, Yeah, so why don't we watch like Insidious? Or what's I was like, I fucking I go, I'll go play video games, and you can so Steve loved scary movies, so they would be watching scary movies. I'd be in our bedroom playing games, right? And little by little blanket, right? Fucking not trying to lights on. So little by little, what actually turned me is I started watching scenes in my algorithm from YouTube. And you're like, oh, that's interesting. I'm like, that's yeah, and you know I'd watch it. I was like, oh, okay, that was more I love horror.

SPEAKER_03 6:18

More exciting.

SPEAKER_04 6:19

Yeah, more exciting than I was like scared or put off by it, you know.

SPEAKER_03 6:23

So I'm a horror. I mean, I've been watching for about two months already leading up to Halloween. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every night, every day I go and watch. What would be your uh genre of horror films that you like? You know, you have Gore, you have Possession. Possession.

SPEAKER_04 6:41

Like like uh uh The Conjuring was a great movie.

SPEAKER_03 6:44

I love the Conjuring, and but those are probably my worst because that's real, yeah. That's my worst genre because man, talking about getting scarred. Yeah. I got scarred to um Exorcist when I was like three, you know, one of my first memories.

SPEAKER_04 7:02

You watch that shit and you're like, nah.

SPEAKER_03 7:04

And they told us don't come in, stay in and play, me and my cousin, and we're like, Yeah, let's go check it out. See what they're playing or watching. Dude, I couldn't do I couldn't go pee by myself. I was fucking freaked out. Then here I am like twelve, still waiting every night to get possessed. I'm like, I know I'm getting possessed. Listen to hear that music and it just so it was not only just a visual thing, and that's old, you know, I I've watched it now again, and it's doesn't have the same effect on me, but I would have to close my eyes, block my eyes, and fucking plug my ears, dude. La la la la la to get past the city. Because I couldn't hear her voice or anything. It fucking scared me. But I I've watched thousands of horror movies now.

SPEAKER_04 7:51

I love I had to backtrack because I missed so much.

SPEAKER_03 7:54

So Jen was like the last couple years my uh my genre's been found footage. Oh, those are pretty good. Which would be like uh you know Blair Witch, that's with a camera.

SPEAKER_04 8:05

See they're re rebooting that again too?

SPEAKER_03 8:07

Are they? Yeah, another Blair Witch reboot. Yeah. We just watched it fuck three weeks ago. Yeah. Vinny had well it was on his birthday, July 3rd. The original one, huh? Well, he had like four boys over there all hanging out in the living room. Uh Wendy was down with you at the hospital for with the baby. He wanted to sleep over. I'm like, fuck it.

SPEAKER_04 8:27

Right now's the time, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:30

I'll be out here drinking and doing my thing and go to bed. Yeah. Dad, I'm putting on Blair Witch. We're all gonna It's like 10, 30, 11. They're gonna watch Blair Witch. I'm in the room, I come out, someone's like, hey Derek, when is this gonna get scary? I'm like, I get it. You know, you guys are used to like reels and shit that go right to it, so I'm like fast forwarded it. I'm like, okay, from about here on. And I came back out an hour and a half later, you know, that movie's fucked up. I'm like, yeah, I told you, man. So then I put on some other Hell House. Uh-huh. That's a do you ever see Hell House?

SPEAKER_04 9:13

No, I haven't seen that yet.

SPEAKER_03 9:14

But guys rent this haunted hotel like it was an old hotel, but they're gonna turn into a haunted house, like an attraction.

SPEAKER_04 9:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 9:24

But the real ghost come out and it's film so real. I don't think there was a a single script made. I think it's just you guys go be natural, because it's really good acting, you know, like that. Because I've watched a lot of them in some are like they're trying to pull this off is real, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you've got to be. This one's just good and then it gets fucked up, dude.

SPEAKER_04 9:47

So if you like that, you might like backrooms. Have you seen backrooms in it?

SPEAKER_03 9:50

No, I haven't. I've heard a lot of bad stuff about it, though. Bad like it the movie's bad? Yeah. No, I liked it. Did you? I did like it. First person, and I'm gonna watch it regardless. I don't care what people tell me.

SPEAKER_04 10:01

You gotta know the lore to it, though. If you know the lore, and I think that's why I like it, is because you gotta know the lore all behind the backrooms. Like I'll send you a little 30-minute video you can watch prior. Can you cut it down to 15? There's some that are 15. Okay. Oh me, oh me, me. Uh it's basically No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

The video. I mean, half hour, that's a long that's like really quick.

SPEAKER_04 10:21

The whole gist of the back lore is that this company that did like X-ray or CT machines uh ended up trying to do this big giant experiment in California. The earthquake happens in '89, and um it creates this parallel universe that's trying to mimic kind of our reality. Okay. And it's all these like like pale yellow, white, you know, the color randomly. Beige weird fluorescent light humming, just weird backrooms.

SPEAKER_03 10:50

And these are seen so much on TikTok of like I found the backrooms here.

SPEAKER_04 10:56

Like everyone has a backroom, so you know the back rooms of and then the people start going missing, you know, people are like always like uh people randomly appear in this place. These scientists are actually trying to study it and map it, and then they find that there's something in there, some kind of creature or something. So it's just it's scary, dude. It it it has to be in the movie, it does have a creature sort. Creature sort, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:20

That you end up like Vinny went to the movie, saw it, and said it sucked. I know another dude that went and saw it, he's like, ah, it sucked. No, I liked it. I'm like, I enjoyed it. But yeah, I don't care what people say. Yeah, judge for yourself. Judge for yourself. But dude, reviews like that, they do get you, you know.

SPEAKER_04 11:38

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 11:38

You're going into it.

SPEAKER_04 11:40

There's people you know and you trust, and you're like, oh, this is gonna- I'm going into this is gonna suck. It was like uh remember when that G.I. Joe movie came out with Channing Tatum, the first one of Buddy of mine, because you know you're fucking with our childhood here, right? This is our nostalgia, you know, G.I. Joe's. Can't fuck it up, can't fuck it up, right? And um my brother-in-law told me, he goes, dude, go in with no expectations, and you're gonna realize how much fun it kind of is. And then when I did that, and it was it was enjoyable.

SPEAKER_03 12:05

That's a lot of things, is it was like hear too much shit.

SPEAKER_04 12:09

Right. It's like how the first Transformers movie when it happened with Chile Buth, like Boy, that guy's really fucking out there. Out there, buddy. But that first one was great, and then it it's she's poisoned it now because there's like 12 of them. Twelve Transformers from freaking Michael Bay.

SPEAKER_03 12:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:25

But that first one was fine. It was great. It's like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:28

I catch them, I don't even know what number they are, you know, flipping things.

SPEAKER_04 12:31

Yeah, and then they have Mark Wahlberg and stuff.

SPEAKER_03 12:32

Dude, I I fucking canceled uh DirecTV. Oh, why? 18 years I was with them.

SPEAKER_04 12:38

You're sure they couldn't give you anything like a free NFL ticket or something.

SPEAKER_03 12:41

Yeah, they give you well, they don't that's not even that's through YouTube now, but they they tried, you know, and uh we got ten dollars off, and but our bill's high and it's fuck. And you're getting all that to be apps anyways. I I sit there and watch apps all the time, whatever. Yeah. So we're just we're finally done. We're and they're like, oh well, we've got this digital streaming uh direct TV if you want to try it. It's like sixty bucks a month instead of one fifty or whatever, and you get every channel that you were getting before. No, plus every channel. I get every movie channel, everything. Dude's I get everything. Everything they offer.

SPEAKER_04 13:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 13:22

For like half the price. You know, so why about it like why would why wouldn't you tell me about that before? Yeah. So we're like, I will try it. So we left them, but we're still with 'em, and we tried this digital it's a little box. It goes out. It's like when you break up it it seems to fuck up in there, but when it goes off in there, I still get it in the bedrooms or not here. It's weird.

SPEAKER_02 13:42

Yeah, it'll just stop like in the living room and say internet connection lost. And just sit there. It could be the box.

SPEAKER_03 13:48

It could be the box. It's a box about this size. No shit. You just plug it in to the back. Like a like a fire stick.

SPEAKER_04 13:54

Like a fire stick, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:56

And now I get it here, Vinny's room, my bedroom.

SPEAKER_04 13:59

I should get that for Jen, because she's always trying to get the local NFL games.

SPEAKER_03 14:02

Yes, this still has all your local stuff. I mean, for the the price. Just say, I'm canceling, you got digital, bring it on.

SPEAKER_04 14:11

Well, I always so it sucks that they don't do the NFL ticket anymore because Jen and I always toyed with like we should sign up one year.

SPEAKER_03 14:18

I had it free for like three years, dude. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna cancel. They're like, hey, we'll give you the ticket. All right. Yeah, yeah. Playing that game. Yeah. I played it every year, dude. And if you don't call, you don't get no deals. Yeah, yeah. But they're not gonna tell you. So I'm telling you. I'm telling everybody. Get the digital box the streaming digital box. It's fucking awesome. Good deal. You get it in every room, it's cool.

SPEAKER_04 14:42

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Watch your scary movies.

SPEAKER_03 14:44

Watch your scary movies.

SPEAKER_04 14:45

They're all in Tubi.

SPEAKER_03 14:47

Dude, Tubi's got the Do they have scary? The genres of fucking scary movies.

SPEAKER_04 14:54

Well, I know we talked about like the cheesy ones, right? Yeah, stupid, cheesy scary movies.

SPEAKER_03 14:58

I'd say I I turn off three a week. Because you're like, this is too much. Yeah, like 15 minutes, and you're like, this is not gonna get better.

SPEAKER_04 15:07

Do you ever see uh the evil llamas one? Yeah, yeah. Where all the college kids are turning into llamas.

SPEAKER_03 15:12

Yeah, I like that. I stuck with that one. I don't know if I finished it, but I got pretty far.

SPEAKER_04 15:19

It just looked like some fucking college class of kids are like, eh, bro, I got my dad's camera and you know you're gonna film that.

SPEAKER_03 15:25

You see a lot of that shit on TV. All the big paint. So there's one coming out at uh the end of Oak Street or some shit.

SPEAKER_04 15:32

Oh yeah, with uh Ewan McGregor and um um Ann Hathaway.

SPEAKER_03 15:36

Yeah, it looks scary, but it's also it's a dinosaur movie.

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Yes.

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Because it you're thinking it's aliens and shit, and then the in the trailer it shows a fucking big dinosaur head coming down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw the trailer, so it looks good. So, you know, it's a new scary Jurassic Park, I guess.

SPEAKER_04 15:57

I I feel like like scary movies are the ones that are gonna have to go back for the theater. Like I I think something about like watching a scary movie at the theater just hits more because you're dark, it's just super blacked out.

SPEAKER_03 16:11

We're talking about blacked out. We need to go to like watch and watch scary movies.

SPEAKER_06 16:17

Because dude, they'll be like Oh hell no, you ain't going in there!

SPEAKER_03 16:21

You know, like get dude. I'd love a he go kill you. I I'd love a loud theater when it's a when back in high school, man. We used to go to like Hollywood. Uh fucking Ishtar, dude. One of the worst movies ever. Piece of shit movie, dude. Uh-huh. And but it there was homeless people in there, fucking Chicanos, black people, punk rockers. It's like it was just a there was smoking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you see the smoke through the light and shit. Yeah, nobody give a damn. Wooden seats. It was fucking wild, dude, but it was like a dollar, you know. So we'd go to the Hollywood and people talking, you know, go see a scary. I saw space balls there.

SPEAKER_04 17:04

Did you ever go to the men's Chinese theater?

SPEAKER_03 17:07

No, I never saw a movie. I went there, but I never saw a movie. So we did one time. Oh, really? So speaking of almost like, oh, welcome.

SPEAKER_04 17:16

Oh, welcome. Oh, show your toilet seats. You buy popcorn. So uh Jackass just came out. Yeah. We saw that in Australia. Oh, did you? And you can get a beer. Oh, that was one of the other things I wanted to tell you too about Australia.

SPEAKER_03 17:31

Do do they like do subtitles of English to English to fucking Kai on Johnny Knoxville? Welcome to Jackass, eh?

SPEAKER_04 17:43

Um uh so passengers can technically take booze with them. So we used to take road beers as long as the driver's not drinking, and you're not being like a fucking rowdy asshole.

SPEAKER_03 17:56

You can't do that here.

SPEAKER_04 18:00

Well no, you're not allowed with any open containers. I didn't hear that. In Australia, you can have open containers as long as the driver's not drinking. And you know, a cop will use his judgment. You're being fucking asshole, drunk, rowdy, dumbasses. But you know, we take a beer with us, and our buddy be like, Yeah, you're fine. Take a beer.

SPEAKER_03 18:17

And you know, hanging out the window, fucking yelling at people.

SPEAKER_04 18:21

So, anyways, beer cunt beer at the theater for Jackass, which is great too. Which we have that here, but like, you know, but you bring your own beer into the theater? No, no, no, no. They're sounding out there, so we grab some beers and we're sitting out watching uh the latest Jackass, which I did not I was gonna say, let me let me hear that because I wanted to go see it. It was great, but what they built like half of the movie is all the old skit sketches because they're talking about all these things. They show you some stuff that was never released and all that, but they most of the movies fucking just old sketches, and it's like a revamp, a recap, and then they got some new ones. They did a couple new ones, you know, that they did. They're old as fuck. I'm like pioneers, dude. Dude, it's fucking gnarly again. So um, but going back to the Chinese man theater, we watched the original one there, the first jackass years ago. And the story and the thing that I remember about that is that we were all in there, right? So a bunch of rowdy teenagers, I was I think 1920 at the time. So we're in the theater and we're waiting for the movie to start, and they show the previews, and it was the preview of that movie with um uh uh Steven Segal. Under siege and Jaw Rule. Oh, and it's the one where he has to like escape out of prison. Yeah, and so this is the first time you're seeing like Jaw Rule in a movie, right? So the whole dude, so everybody in the theater went from like talking loud, and then this preview comes on, and everybody's just shutting the fuck up because they can't believe that they're watching Jaw Rule and Steven Segal. And then so the the trailer ends, and my buddy, quiet as theater, like quiet, right? You can hear pin drop, goes, It's murder, and then everybody starts fucking losing it, dude. So sad. I remember that so plainly going into fucking Chinese man theater. That's what's fun. Or man's Chinese theater.

SPEAKER_03 20:16

You get to Chinese man, Chinese men theater. Welcome. That's what's fun though in those crazy theaters, dude. When you get people just like, oh hell no, girl, don't go in there. Shit, dude. It's like this is fucking funny. Like now, if that was my girl at home, you know, I'd be like, shut the shit.

SPEAKER_04 20:35

Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to watch a movie. But the theater's got some flavor on there.

SPEAKER_03 20:39

He's going to the movies tonight to see the new Matt Damon movie.

SPEAKER_04 20:43

Oh, the Odyssey very, very interesting. That one, Spider-Man, shout out fucking Rhino.

SPEAKER_03 20:48

Oh, you're gonna go next week?

SPEAKER_04 20:49

Oh, bro, as soon as that's out next week. We're going that Friday?

SPEAKER_03 20:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:53

I I for Ryan's birthday.

SPEAKER_03 20:54

Oh, okay. Ryan Spider-Man's birthday. Shout out to Rhino. Rhino. Rhino. So he's wanting to get together, have a few beers, and then go watch the movie. So we're going next Friday. What time? Probably six or something.

SPEAKER_04 21:08

Okay, let me see if Jed wants to go. She's kind of like she's kind of like I'm marveled out. Which I get. Oh, okay. Which I get. But I'm I'm Spider-Man for me, just like Rhino is.

SPEAKER_03 21:26

The the dudes are here. The dude divides. So any Vinny is going to uh what's that movie called? I'm not going tonight. I was gonna say get a haircut, bro. Oh, you so you're not even going? Nah, not tonight. But we're we're gonna go like Friday.

SPEAKER_04 21:43

Bro, get that fade.

SPEAKER_03 21:44

What are you doing? Yeah, because dude, it's like three hours long, or two and a half hours long.

SPEAKER_04 21:48

So shave your head, bro. I'll give you twenty bucks.

unknown 21:50

Uh I'll I will I'll get a buzz.

SPEAKER_04 21:52

You get a buzz? Alright. You wouldn't shave it, Bickett?

SPEAKER_03 21:55

I'm probably gonna get eight guards.

SPEAKER_04 21:56

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 21:57

Eight guard, man.

SPEAKER_04 21:59

He's piercing. His ears tomorrow? Are you piercing your ears? Uh I pierced my lip once and then I went straight, but you know.

SPEAKER_03 22:07

You're just gonna get what are you gonna get? Like two diamonds or they're little studs, just like nothing. They're little gold studs. That's what they put in there.

SPEAKER_04 22:16

So Jen did her trachis. Jen did these right here. The little flap right here. Oh yeah. She did those, did that. Her.

SPEAKER_03 22:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:26

But she has those and like five up upper thing.

SPEAKER_01 22:30

I've had so many piercings, like body piercings and stuff. And oh. Dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:40

Sorry. I was just saying a line. It's it's a baby monitor.

SPEAKER_03 22:45

Okay, we're in the middle of the show. So get a haircut. Hey, what's wrong with your back?

SPEAKER_04 22:51

Turn around.

SPEAKER_03 22:52

Turn around. Yeah, like Mitsubishi sign. Come here. Turn around.

unknown 22:57

Like my back?

SPEAKER_03 22:58

No. Up out here on your neck.

SPEAKER_02 23:01

Turn around.

SPEAKER_03 23:01

Turn around.

SPEAKER_02 23:04

The pimple.

SPEAKER_03 23:05

Oh, you were scratching it. Yes, that's what it is. That's what you scratch it. It looked weird. Alright, hang on. Good.

SPEAKER_04 23:16

So yeah, I got I got my lip pierced. That's why I still have the hole here. I did that when I was fucking cool. 21.

SPEAKER_03 23:24

I wore hoops forever and you know, did my thing, but I've been trying to get him to You want to pierce your ears two years ago. He's like, no, no. It's just funny how all of a sudden I want to get my ears pierced. He wants to get diamonds, right? He he was asking. I'm like, don't give a fuck. Yeah, go do it. I was kinda like stepdad. So if he had 16. So I don't give a fuck. Just yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:53

Would you let would you let him do a tattoo early?

SPEAKER_03 23:55

No. No. No. That 18? At least. Yeah. At least. Make your own choice, but yeah. You don't need a tattoo at 16.

SPEAKER_02 24:04

I'm so scared to like pierce any like I was just saying, like, I've had a lot of body piercings, but I'm so scared. Like how you're saying that Jen Pierce, like, I'm so scared of anything in my ears. Anything. I mean, granted, like, I do have my ears are stretched over an inch. Right. But any other piercing scares the shit out of me.

SPEAKER_04 24:22

One of them, her left side, they went crooked. So when she has to put it in, it hurts so bad. Oh, that's all fun. Because she's got it, she's gotta get it in and then kind of twist.

SPEAKER_03 24:29

That's how one of my push it like I had two holes in this side and one of them's off. Yeah. Or I did it myself. Yeah. With a safety or needle and a fucking ice, you know. And but it goes at a slant. So when you're trying to do it, like it won't go. I always found the little hook ones. I can get it in there, and then I wallow it out a little. Yeah. But now I tried it fuck about a year ago. Why? I don't know. Be that guy, bro. I have to I have to repop it. Get some Dodgers earrings. Dude, I could wear I could get a little LA, you know, sock around that. Dude, back in the day when I got it done, I wore dangly playbooks.

SPEAKER_02 25:14

Well, you had your ears like they were gauged a little bit though. You can't even fit like a normal earring through it.

SPEAKER_03 25:21

It hurts getting through the back. I'm like, eh. That's what she's saying. And then I get it in there and it turns all red and shit. And I'm like, eh. Get it out of there. Done. If I can get it out of there. I'm done. Yeah. Wearing earrings no more. But maybe I yeah, I could I could rock some diamonds. I'm a diamond in the roof, bro. Yeah, buddy. Yeah. Hey, let's take five men. We'll be right back. Your buddy. Hanging with the humans race.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

Welcome back to the humans race show. I'm Kate. We got Derek and Ape here. Now we have a brand new game here.

SPEAKER_03 26:00

Alright, what do you got here, Kate?

SPEAKER_02 26:02

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 26:03

Were you nervous?

SPEAKER_02 26:04

A little bit. I've never done that before.

SPEAKER_04 26:08

Like I've never talked to people.

SPEAKER_03 26:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:10

Usually a background voice.

SPEAKER_03 26:13

But you're the should. You're the game show host, right?

SPEAKER_02 26:16

I am the host.

SPEAKER_03 26:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:17

She's all dressed up in a pant suit. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:20

I got my microphone.

SPEAKER_04 26:22

She's got that uh thin microphone bulb.

SPEAKER_02 26:24

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. Um okay, so I have a new game. I'm gonna be playing a song in reverse, like backwards. Okay. And you guys have to guess what song it is. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 26:37

No multiple choice, we just guessed.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

You just guessed.

SPEAKER_03 26:39

We just guessed it. Is there a genre or is it just like um Are they like at least pop songs?

SPEAKER_02 26:44

Like there's no genre. There's n so they're all pretty popular, I will say. I didn't throw any weird ones in like I normally would. Yeah. Um and then my dad would get mad at me, like, why the fuck do you do that? No, they're all pretty popular.

SPEAKER_03 27:02

Um so Blueface, who the fuck is that? You know, that kind of thing.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

Oh, you know Blueface.

SPEAKER_03 27:06

I know.

SPEAKER_02 27:07

He's in there.

SPEAKER_03 27:09

Okay, so explain explain the rules here.

SPEAKER_02 27:12

Okay, so I'm gonna play a song and it's gonna play backwards.

SPEAKER_03 27:17

No genre, just pop hits. It's or not pop hits, but popular songs, known songs, right? Yeah, known songs. So let's go.

SPEAKER_02 27:25

Um, so if you can guess the artist, we'll give you one point. If you can guess the artist in the song, two points.

SPEAKER_04 27:32

Okay. What if you know the song but not the artist? Yeah, no shit. I know that a lot.

SPEAKER_02 27:37

I don't know. I'm sure you guys are. I know that a lot. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 27:40

And the song. I know the song. If you get just the song or just the artist, one or one.

SPEAKER_04 27:44

One or one.

SPEAKER_03 27:44

You get both, we get two. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 27:46

Right.

SPEAKER_03 27:46

How many you got here?

SPEAKER_01 27:47

I have four.

SPEAKER_03 27:48

Uh-oh. Only four, so let's go. All right. Bring it on. I don't hear nothing. I think I got this one. I think I got this one too. All right, what do you got, Darian? Uh can we play it again? We got our answers. I do hear me playing. Play it again, please.

SPEAKER_02 28:34

Okay, play it again.

SPEAKER_04 28:48

Okay. Definitely got it. I definitely got it. What do you got? Sweet Caroline? Sweet Caroline, Neil Diamond. Neil Diamond, buddy. Yep. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 28:55

All right, that's right.

SPEAKER_04 28:56

All right. There's two. Oh, that's that's crazy, huh? A kid violent, bro. Like, what the hell? Someone woke up that day and chose violence.

SPEAKER_03 29:13

That was a good one, but did you notice the last word he said? Believe. He came out as believe. Like, believe was play it again and listen to the very last word. It says believe. I believe.

SPEAKER_00 29:33

Believe.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

How come it's so like light and then it gets louder and louder? That's weird. I don't know. Okay. So two, two, two. Let's go. Technology. All right, next one. Oh, we got a two-two. Oh my god. It's too easy for me.

SPEAKER_04 30:01

A little bit, actually, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:03

Alright. Well, go ahead and play it again for the people. And we could just go ahead and say Michael Jackson. Smooth criminal.

SPEAKER_04 30:19

Smooth criminal.

SPEAKER_03 30:20

Uh it's not called Annie, are you okay? Whatever, buddy. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 30:25

It's smooth criminal.

SPEAKER_03 30:26

Oh, two for me, one for you. Fine, whatever, buddy. What do you mean fine? Whatever. You can't just throw out a random.

SPEAKER_04 30:34

It's called Michael Jackson sings that song, okay? Yeah, well, you got the one.

SPEAKER_02 30:38

It's called one point. Yeah, it's called one point.

SPEAKER_03 30:40

That's called one point.

SPEAKER_02 30:44

All right. All right, next one. You guys got it or not?

SPEAKER_04 31:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:18

Okay. I got uh Sublime. What it's like.

SPEAKER_04 31:24

I got Sublime Santeria.

SPEAKER_02 31:27

It's Santoria by Sabria. I was like I'm like, what the fuck is that? All right, last one.

SPEAKER_03 31:43

Oh, two two.

SPEAKER_02 31:46

You guys ready?

SPEAKER_03 31:47

Yeah. Ready. This is a tough one. I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_04 32:11

I'm trying to remember the name of the song, that's the problem. It's tough.

SPEAKER_03 32:15

Play it again, please. Okay, got it. I think I got it. I think I got it. Perfect. Okay. Okay, well, since you were him hon, you first. So it's the Beatles. I got the Beatles.

SPEAKER_04 32:42

And it's happiness is a Warm Gun.

SPEAKER_02 32:44

Okay, what do you have?

SPEAKER_03 32:46

Happiness is a Warm Gun, the Beatles.

SPEAKER_02 32:48

You both got it.

SPEAKER_03 32:49

Boom, baby. Hey, what you know what that is? What's that? That's a tie, Mofo. Yeah, buddy. No losers here, dude. Yeah, buddy. Nice. Hey, that was fun. I I think it was a little easy.

SPEAKER_02 33:02

I know. I I when I was trying to make this game, there's a lot of songs that I went through that I realized, like, I even showed mom. I was like, these are gonna be so easy. Like, there's a lot of songs that you can tell like right off the bat.

SPEAKER_03 33:17

What it is, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, we do talk backwards.

SPEAKER_02 33:22

Especially, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:23

We are kind of experts. We do gotta do that again. But do our backwards singing.

SPEAKER_04 33:29

Maybe go if we do this again, maybe go deeper.

SPEAKER_02 33:33

Yeah, well, like maybe a little more obscure songs like yeah, see, and I I wanted to start off with like kind of popular songs just to kind of like if you let it out.

SPEAKER_03 33:41

Yeah. Okay. But hey, did you guys score four out of four? I'm scoring. Well, I got what? Out of a total possible eight, I guess seven. You get seven, right? Yeah, yeah. Seven, seven. So we did pretty good. If anyone gets eight, let us know. Yeah. Get a free t-shirt. You just gotta prove that you got eight. I want proof. I want a video video of the first time you listen to the time you listen.

SPEAKER_04 34:09

Get it notarized. How do you notarize a video?

SPEAKER_03 34:14

Yeah, I mean you could, right? Yeah. Dude, I was I was driving by old Mike's house. That you filmed that first uh cameocker, yeah, right there. Yeah, because you have the delivery for the steam right there. Yeah. I'm like, uh fucking, I wonder if he's got any more cameos. Have you got any cameos? Uh no, no.

SPEAKER_04 34:36

All the ones were fake ones and then Kate's birthday one. That was a real one. Yeah, that was a good one. That was a real one. Yeah, that was a real one. No bikes. No, no, no. It also gives you the option though to like promote.

SPEAKER_03 34:49

Promote the navigation. I haven't been to the site since, but you get on, you get people that hey, it's me, fucking Bobby from you know what stupid show Family Matters or something. You're like, yeah. Bobby. Oh, isn't that one episode? It wasn't one episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know, yeah. I was just hoping you got some more. Dude, that was a good bit, though, huh?

SPEAKER_04 35:13

That was a great bit. Like, fuck you guys. That was the best.

SPEAKER_03 35:16

Dude, I think uh dude fucked it up with his cat though. Oh, did you? Yeah, that was a we're gonna make it kind of believable. I mean, we were making our own emails, dude. Fucking hilarious. It was a good bit, and we were all in on it until you got so happy and made this fucking great video. Everyone bagged that off. Okay, but me.

SPEAKER_04 35:40

First of all, I wasn't going to. I was at Mike's house, that's why you're bringing it up. And he was like, like, bro, let's drink, right? And we're hanging out drinking, and then I was showing him the shit. And then he was like, Oh, dude, I got all the shit here. I got we can do this here, we can do this right now. Grab the guitar, let's do it, let's add audio. Like, because he has all that equipment into him. It's yeah, it's fun. I was like, Yeah, yeah, we're the wives are gabbing, let's just slow motion walking down.

SPEAKER_03 36:06

Dude, if you guys haven't seen this, go to Cameo. Yeah, watch the Abe Verdusco.

SPEAKER_06 36:11

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:12

And you can order a cameo from him, which I mean the guy needs some beer money, so do it. It's five bucks or something. You raise the price on us.

SPEAKER_04 36:21

Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_03 36:22

Because they're all fake. We need to get paid. This is a throwback to a bit we did. And so what we did.

SPEAKER_04 36:27

We did years ago?

SPEAKER_03 36:28

Three years ago? Yeah, we what we did was we told him you gotta get on cameo because you know he's been in movies and all. And so we got him to open a cameo. Kate went and like got all these fake emails, and like the first one was like Marcelo or something.

SPEAKER_02 36:46

It was like it was like uh there's some really Mexican name. Louis and Soledad.

SPEAKER_03 36:52

Yeah, Soledad and shit. Like and it's like oh I'm like, oh so you're a racist on top of me that solidad. But we just talked about the cancero.

SPEAKER_02 37:01

My little kincero.

SPEAKER_03 37:03

We we just talked about that in the episode, what the fuck it was.

SPEAKER_04 37:10

But we talked about the reason it was so believable is that because Hispanics like that shit. Like I know, and we just talked about it. Like, seriously, like my uncle doing all the shit for like blood in blood out. And you're like, they they have signings and people want because they're oh it's fucking little, little fucking puppet from American me and shit like that.

SPEAKER_03 37:28

Like, people Hispanics will go for that shit. So I figured it shit's so good. Just like I got my quinciera thing coming up. What's it called? Quincenera. Quinciera. Uh coming up, and what a gift.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

It's my mom's birthday, and she loves Desperado. And could you just say the line that you said in the movie?

SPEAKER_03 37:51

So this fool comes out with this video, man. And he's walking down.

SPEAKER_04 37:57

4K 4K, fucking 30 frames per second.

SPEAKER_03 38:00

You come walking down and flip-flops, your toes are all curled to stay on the fucking stairs, dude. And you sit down all cool, and you're like, hey, Marcella. Or whatever the fuck her name was.

SPEAKER_04 38:13

I gotta hear a video for you. I hear you're a fan.

SPEAKER_03 38:15

I hear you're a fan. I just want to see the guitar. Dude, it was like playing the guitar. We were fucking dying, and so everyone felt bad, and we're gonna like mix the bit. And I'm like, no.

SPEAKER_02 38:28

Most like Jeff. He's like, he's like, fuck you guys, that's mean. Yeah. Like you're the meanest one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:34

But do you remember when uh um uh uh e-bombsworld had the sound uh mixers? Do you remember eBombs World, the the website? It should just be videos, shit. So they used to have these soundboards, and it was celebrities with like all their different phrases, and then they had one of Auto Schwarzenegger, and it was it was him going, like, who's your daddy and what does he do? And like get through the job, but like it was all his sayings and their little soundboards. We called my brother's girlfriend's mom. Oh, you did a whole conversation with her? We did a whole conversation because she's a little out of it, and we were laughing in the beginning, but she took it so seriously, you know, she was like, Oh, Mr. Governor, because he was the governor at the time. She was like, This is such an honor to hear from you. What can I do for you? And we put the who is your daddy, and what does he what does he do, right? She's like, Well, he was an engineer for the county of Baba. We're like, oh fuck, like this is going too far. So we went through the whole thing. Scan through and actually make it a real one and be like, okay, thank you. It's fucking fun. And then like end the end the phone call without like upsetting her. Because that would have been fuck if we had done that next time.

SPEAKER_03 39:41

Fucking classic. Like, you can't get away with that now. You couldn't. No, no, and then you're not going to be able to shit first started. Fuck, you can get anybody with that. You can get anything. Anybody with that. And now it could be really Arnold calling me, and I'd be going, it's ain't fucking Arnold.

SPEAKER_06 39:56

Yeah, yeah. What's up?

SPEAKER_03 39:58

You know, you just don't believe anything anymore. Nope. Like, as far as even internet. Like, yeah. I see a video, I'm like, well, that's fucking awesome, dude. Fucking bears playing guitar, jumping on trampoline. I don't fall for that shit no more. Yeah. We gotta have a new rule. If we ever share real a video. You gotta let me know if it's figured out. No, no. If you think it's real and it's not, you definitely owe something. Something. You know? Pay it's we gotta be like a swear jar.

SPEAKER_04 40:32

Yeah. An AI video jar.

SPEAKER_03 40:34

Like you share something something to me, and I'm like, dude, shit, this is this is not real, bro. That's my dad, too. But it's tough, man. A lot of things say AI on me. It is and then you just know.

SPEAKER_04 40:45

Did you see the lady that got scammed thinking she was uh sending money to Keanu Reeves? Yep. There's so many something like a hundred grand.

SPEAKER_03 40:52

And it's like fuck so many, and it's always women that just get bamboozled into No, I think men are the worst.

SPEAKER_04 41:00

No, the men are idiots, bro.

SPEAKER_03 41:01

Like they they No, every video I watch is a woman like I'm telling you, Liam Neeson needs me to give him money for his fucking fuel for his jet to get back home. I think I'm gonna be his girlfriend. I you're like watching it going, this can't be fucking real. You're like How did you fall for that? Yeah. But women do that because they're lonely. Guys are like, fuck you.

SPEAKER_04 41:26

You know, no, guys are even stupider, and then they'll pay some OnlyFans girls.

SPEAKER_03 41:30

They'll pay girls, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:31

Yeah, money for shit, and then uh, oh, I'm having a conversation or you're probably talking to some fucking Filipino person who does a fucking guys are also we we're smarter and we look into shit like I want a live video right now, holding a fucking newspaper, same same date. You know, like but but you can AI that too. Yeah, you can't.

SPEAKER_03 41:51

Well, I had got that one friend that remember that Chinese chick or something?

SPEAKER_02 41:59

Uh starts with a C.

SPEAKER_03 42:01

Yeah, but she said her name was something else, and she was very nice, you know. Like it was weird the way it started was I was at a baseball game at the Angels game with Rick, and I get this, hey Lisa uh sorry I'm gonna be late for the golf round or something. And I'm like, wrong number, but have good luck. Fucking playing golf, whatever. I shouldn't have never done that because it turned into Khaleesi. Yeah. Or some shit. Something like that.

SPEAKER_04 42:34

She just kept talking to you and talking to you and talking to you.

SPEAKER_03 42:36

I fucking bit in and just was being her friend. Being a nice person, yeah. I was also very honest, you know. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fucking married and I'm just being nice. But I'm just being nice, and it was like weird shit like how your day is, you know. I'm like, oh do you know English? You just learning English?

SPEAKER_02 42:58

Well, and the picture she sent you, she was also like Asian or something.

SPEAKER_03 43:02

Yeah, well, that's how that's how we thought it she was Asian, because I said, Well, send me a picture, because Kate goes, Oh, you're getting like catfish or something. I'm like, I'm not trying to get date here. You know, it's just I was just like, a pen pal. Remember back in the day you'd write pen palite somebody from the. I'll write her. How's it going? And then it started getting weird, like every morning. Good morning, my friend. And I'm like, Well, one night I got drunk and said, You're not even real. And I I went off on her.

SPEAKER_02 43:34

What do you she kept trying to get you to text her on Telegram?

SPEAKER_03 43:38

Yeah, it was some kind of weird app that so I made Kate get on it. And she looked and she's like, Yeah, well, I found her and the picture matched that.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

It wasn't the same picture, but it was the same girl for sure. But it's still it was still ghosted her.

SPEAKER_03 43:55

It kind of got pissy with her and said, Hey, leave me alone. It blocked it. And then about a fucking six months ago, I got another text. How you doing, my old friend?

SPEAKER_02 44:07

I'm like, My old friend.

SPEAKER_03 44:09

Hey, who's this? You know, kind of thing. Yeah. Oh, you don't remember? And she says some name. I'm like, that's not even a fucking name that you told me. Bye. It wasn't even the same fucking name, dude. It was like, and I go, eh, I blocked you. I'm like, nah, have a good life. And blocked that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know, you f you fall for that clickbait or something. Uh not like I'm trying to get late or like, eh.

SPEAKER_04 44:35

Yeah, yeah, anything crazy like that.

SPEAKER_03 44:37

But yeah, it was just like, hey, some I'll chat with people, and that's my downfall.

SPEAKER_04 44:42

Well, dude, you're talking to AOL kids. Like, I'm I was an AOL kid, and you'd go on and you had your IM and you would just meet cool people, man. Yeah, and just fucking chat and like and maybe you meet them someday in real life. You're like, hey, what's up, bro? We're fucking playing games again. That happens more with gaming. Yeah, gaming. Xbox does that. Like, I've I've had buddies that I've been playing for like no joke 20 fucking years. We've been playing for you together. Uh two I know in real life because we're friends and we still know each other, but one I want to go Two I know in real life because we're friends.

SPEAKER_03 45:15

I'm not talking about the I'm talking about my brothers.

SPEAKER_04 45:18

I met the pants. I met the brothers. I met my band. You're talking about like no, like ones that are far away and never no, no. Um I'm trying to get to Louisiana because I have uh one of my gamer buddies who've been playing for years, Vander Ryan, and uh trying to get out to Louisiana where he's at to go visit them and then go see like Nolins. Like Nolans, man.

SPEAKER_03 45:40

Show those titties and fucking beats. Dude, I got this dude, so for a little bit I got on uh it was like Madden 19 or something. Somebody went one back.

SPEAKER_04 45:54

Yeah, because you have to get one every fucking year.

SPEAKER_03 45:56

Yeah, yeah. And I did. It was like whatever. But I meet this dude online one night, and I'm got my mic on, so I'm talking to him. He what's up, bro? I'm like, hey buddy, how you doing? Man, I'm just new to this. You know, be patient. Got me some slack. No, we weren't playing Madden. We were no, we weren't playing fucking Madden. It was Madden. Co-oping together or against each other. Me against him. Okay. And we just start talking. I mean, this dude's definitely a fucking southerner, you know, like black big man. Yeah, yeah. And he's like a motherfucking ving rain. He's like, hey man, if you don't mind me asking, what race are you? And I'm like, I'm white. And he goes, Yeah, me too. Just fucking blew me away, right? And I'm like, no way. I would have put money that you're definitely some black dude. So we became friends. And you're like, now that I knew he wasn't black. No, it's just like you. Oh, stop that. So we start talking. His name's Derek. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06 47:03

I'm like, oh fuck, my name's Derek too, bro.

SPEAKER_03 47:05

So I've been friends with him fucking 10 years now.

SPEAKER_04 47:09

Still playing on PS5.

SPEAKER_03 47:11

No, we never play, but we just text each other randomly. And I play in this fantasy football uh team for about three years now. Big he's from Texas. Like, if me and Wendy go to Texas, we're definitely finding this dude. Right, right. Gonna get he's legit, you know. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:33

He's a dude. Again, same with my buddy in Louisiana, yeah. Same thing. It's like because he texts me all the time, too. We'll just I'll just randomly. He'd be like, hey, out with the kids in the book.

SPEAKER_03 47:42

Well, he started this uh it's called old school uh funk lounge or something. They do like old Luther Vandros, you know, like old school like soul shit. Soul is a soul.

SPEAKER_04 47:54

More stay in the time. That's funk shit. More stay in the time.

SPEAKER_03 47:59

But no, he's gained thousands of followers. Oh no shit. And they do like a yearly trip where they'd like meet up in Texas and thousands of people fly in and meet him and shit.

SPEAKER_06 48:15

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:16

And I'm gonna show up, but it is ninety-five percent black crowd. Yeah, and I'm in this thing, and they're like, hey, what's what your favorite song? And they're like, fucking Sade, all this shit, and I'm like, Ozzy, uh I'm I'm like the token white guy, you know, and like some. And I swear to you, I would go and meet him, and we'd hug. Like, dude, my bro. He's just a dude. His name's Derek, you know.

SPEAKER_04 48:51

Not too bad there. I've only known like two other Abrahams in my life, and one I used to hang out with and party. Older cat with our group of homies in uh LA, but he was the only other like Abraham.

SPEAKER_03 49:03

That's why I'm space spacing off here.

unknown 49:06

Apes.

SPEAKER_03 49:07

I just don't know any.

SPEAKER_04 49:08

You don't know any other apes, right? Yeah, it's kind of a You know any Derek's? Uh couple, yeah. Yeah. Cool ones, though? Uh none. Uh you're the coolest. If I had to throw that down out there, yeah, you're the coolest. But a couple cool ones. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:22

You ever look at your name when you write it and be like, that's weird. Like it's not.

SPEAKER_04 49:27

You know what's even weirder, dude? You know what I did? I got so used, so I could never forge my mom's handwriting growing up, you know, with notes and shit at school. My mom's faster here. My mom had like the perfect prettiest cursive like handwriting. Like, so I could never do it. My dad had the sloppy handwriting. Yeah. And I got so used to doing my dad's signature that I kind of adopted it as mine. Yours. So now that when I signed up, I signed it just like my dad's signature.

SPEAKER_03 49:54

I signed just like my dad, too. Yeah, yeah. I got the same D and the T. I did the same thing, same A and the same thing, you know, because I I could nail his, but my stepmom's I You couldn't. No, I nailed hers. Did you? And she didn't really give a shit. You know, I miss like 40 days a semester with notes. All of a sudden they called her into the office one day and like, yeah, man, you've really been keeping her out of school a lot. I know they knew what whatever. And she's like, She didn't even rat on me. She goes, Yeah, I wrote all those. Yeah, yeah. Because she's like, If you get in trouble for it Fuck you. You know, so but I had her singers down per please excuse my son from school. Oh the fucking notes you used to You can't write a note and sit send it. Yeah, yeah. Hey, please excuse my kid yesterday, he was sick. You go give it to the teacher.

SPEAKER_04 50:47

No, it's like okay, that's it. Fine. That's it. Yeah, or to the office.

SPEAKER_03 50:50

Now they call your fucking house, dude. Or they t check online. Like, these poor kids cannot skip like we could. Like we used to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Kate Well, she was a master of skipping. You were a school skipper? Uh but she was really bad at it because I know a lot of people. So they would tell you, like, hey, we ran to Kate. What's Kate's car doing off over by Taylor Hicks, you know? And I fucking get a hold of it.

SPEAKER_02 51:16

Before I had a car.

SPEAKER_03 51:16

Yeah, and I'd be like, Yeah, before she skipped a lot, I'm sure, but but after that, yeah, just ran to your daughter downtown. Like, what are you doing downtown? Fuck. Why do you know so many people? And and that's the truth for Vinny, you know, like, but Vinny can't just boogie out of high school because you'll get a fucking call now. They know, like Yeah. And then you get in trouble now.

SPEAKER_02 51:42

Well, and when I was in high school, they like I had it, so like lunch was open campus, so we could leave to go get lunch and come back. But they stopped that the year after me. So then everybody after me had to stay on campus and they couldn't even leave. So I don't know how high school is now if you can just leave like that.

SPEAKER_03 52:03

I think it was like now I think it's like juniors and seniors. Yeah. Can I dunno about freshmen and sophomores? I think you gotta stay on campus. It was always juniors and seniors with us too. Yeah, with us though, it was it was anyone for 11th grade, like I would that was about 91, 11th grade. It was anyone, you just fucking leave. And then they started doing lockdown. I was in LA or San Fernando Valley area, and they'd fucking put grease on the fence, dude, because we'd all hop the fence, go out, smoke, fucking hit Burger King, fucking del Taco, you come back. So we come back, you get grease all over your fucking shirt and stuff, and they know you Or they put ink. It was fucked up, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a prison, you know. It was weird. Yeah, yeah. But I was a senior at the time, so I was allowed to leave. But I didn't have a car. So I would skip with all my younger friends and hop the stupid ass fence when I could just walk out. But if you walked out the front to get where they're going in the back, it would take me 20 minutes to walk there, you know? So I'm like, I'll just fucking hop the fence with you guys. Yeah, even though I can leave. And you'd bring some fucked up sweatshirt, you know, you could just fucking throw it. Oh, yeah. That's our fucking shirt, everyone. Yeah, hilarious. It's crazy school, man.

SPEAKER_04 53:36

No, we uh also because I was uh uh a wrestler, our coach would write us a note, and so we should be able to like everybody pile in my car, like, yeah, we're we're picking up pizzas for a uh for a meat, man. For a fundraiser or something like that, but we should just fucking take off.

SPEAKER_03 53:52

No, I had this written down and it was about school. And Kate and Kate did it, but Vinny would do, Oh, that's just a bad teacher, man. They got it out for me, right? You know. They come home with a D, you're like, motherfucker, oh, that's just they they hate me.

SPEAKER_04 54:11

They hate me, and that's why I'm not doing well.

SPEAKER_03 54:13

That's my natural reaction, yeah, is like, well, it's cause you don't fucking do your work or whatever. But as you sit there and think about it, there are teachers that just pick on people. There are my brother had some. Really? My younger brother had some. You know, so you gotta be w why? Like who's in that class kind of thing? Because I know Vinny's got his friends are all pretty cool. They're not they're not doing drugs, they're not, you know, you got a lot of athletes and they're starting to lift weight, you know. And I'm trying to keep him in that group instead of the other side of the quad where I hung out, you know? Sure. And uh you you just do the right thing. But there are teachers, you know, we talk, we joke and laugh. And you know, as an adult, you find three, four fucking knuckleheads, yeah, and I'm gonna fuck them, dude. You know? Fuck them guys. I'm not gonna give them shit.

SPEAKER_00 55:18

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:19

So now I'm realizing I bet teachers do. Just fuck with the kids, you know?

SPEAKER_01 55:26

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 55:27

Oh, is that a baby?

SPEAKER_01 55:28

That's a baby.

SPEAKER_03 55:29

Listen, put it her up. Her first time on a podcast.

SPEAKER_02 55:34

She might not do it again. She likes to just one and done.

SPEAKER_00 55:39

You hear that? She's like human race show.

SPEAKER_05 55:47

Human race.

SPEAKER_03 55:50

Hey, good times, man. We should get the fuck out of here. You know?

SPEAKER_04 55:53

That baby needs to take care of you. Let's go to the body.

SPEAKER_03 55:56

Do you agree that teachers do pick on you?

SPEAKER_04 55:58

I do. That that happened again. Happened not so much to me, but like one of my younger brothers got picked up.

SPEAKER_03 56:03

But I all hear things like Vinny will say that, and I'm like, eh, come on, man. You're just a tool bag, you know? You fucking cunt. And uh cut you. And then you'll talk to another kid. Oh, this teacher's just she's so mean. Like it's not on my face. Um then you talk to another kid, oh yeah, she's just a run person. And you're like, hey, well, you know, like maybe people that are unhappy with their lives. So I'm trying to give him more of a benefit of the doubt, but I know he hasn't done shit. He I could count on my fingers how many times he's done homework in throughout school, you know? But also, I think he's done about one or two more times than I had. Right. And I made it.

SPEAKER_04 56:54

Hey, I did. Fucking flies on you. Fucking crazy, hear that? Right on you.

SPEAKER_03 56:58

Well, he's going around right by the microphone, too. So yeah, Vinny's starting high school, and uh we'll see how what happens there. Oh, there she is. We were gonna end this, but now there she is. Let's go. See what she says. We can't see her. Like pinch her so she could talk. Hi, baby girl. Hi, baby girl.

SPEAKER_02 57:26

Disgusted.

SPEAKER_03 57:28

She looks a little upset.

SPEAKER_02 57:29

She looks very upset.

SPEAKER_03 57:31

No, she was pissed. Anyway, this Lucy Dale. Welcome to the world. We're the humans race. Let's get the heck out of here. Yeah, buddy. Hey, good to see you, my friend.

SPEAKER_00 57:41

You two.

SPEAKER_03 57:43

Good to see you, Kate.

SPEAKER_01 57:44

You two.

SPEAKER_03 57:45

I see you all the time. See you too much. Great to see you, Lucy. There's Lucy. Oh, we gotta get a picture with the mic on there. But hey, we're the humans race. Go tell your friends. We're back.

unknown 58:00

Look at her.

SPEAKER_03 58:01

She's looking at you.

SPEAKER_04 58:02

She's like, what is that?

SPEAKER_03 58:04

Man, that's awesome. She's like, call ice. That's a great picture, guys. You guys have she already knows ice. Hey, where do the humans race? See you next time. Peace. Peace out, everybody.