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Ever reminisce about the good old days, flipping through a Sears catalog, or is it just us? Well, buckle up for a trip down memory lane peppered with laughter, as Trisha Kennedy Roman, Ashley Bedosky, Lisa Kelly, and Dr. Pam Wright spill the beans on life's amusing intricacies in our latest episode of Middle Ageish. From Lisa's riotous encounter with a dog waste-removal entrepreneur—affectionately dubbed the "Poo Dude"—to the universal challenges and charms of gift-giving, we cover the comical side of the everyday conundrums that come with being firmly rooted in middle age.
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Welcome to the Middle-Age-ish podcast, authentically and unapologetically, keeping it real, discussing all things middle-age-ish, a time when metabolism slows and confidence grows. Join fashion and fitness entrepreneur Ashley Badosky, former Celtic woman and founder of the Lisa Kelly Voice Academy, lisa Kelly, licensed psychologist and mental health expert, dr Pam Wright, and highly sought after cosmetic injector and board certified nurse practitioner, trisha Kennedy-Roman. Join your hosts on the journey of Middle-Age-ish.
Speaker 2Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Middle-Age-ish podcast. I'm Trisha Kennedy-Roman and I'm joined today with my co-host, ashley Badosky, lisa Kelly and Dr Pam Wright, and you are joining us for our SOPA talk.
Speaker 3Yay, you do it so well, I know, I know, I mean seriously, I like the queen to the verse.
Speaker 4After my epic fail, I'm like.
Speaker 3God, she's just seamless.
Speaker 2You did great.
Speaker 5Anyway, how was everybody's week? Good, so good yeah.
Speaker 3Awesome.
Speaker 5We are good.
Speaker 3I'm off to head to Marco Island on Friday. Oh nice, I know, it's our annual CCU Families Weekend with the four families that we're super close with Very cool, so my weekend is just fabulous. Like I'm already there, my brain's already just checked out for sure.
Speaker 5Yeah, my nerd yeah, although I did tell you when we were leaving last week. I told you about the bougiest thing I've ever done. Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 3I cannot tell you how many times I didn't say it was you, but I have said I have a friend who is so freaking. Epic, you need to tell this story.
Speaker 5Oh my goodness, Okay so.
Speaker 6I love it, I have a side piece.
Speaker 5I love it I just have a side piece here. Oh no, I have a side piece here. Yeah, and he came to the house again today. So last week, least week, oh yeah, so I mean it's valid, it is so you all know, I have like five dogs and I have four kids, plus faith my son's girlfriend who lives with us.
Speaker 6We love her, so like we have.
Speaker 5yes, we love faith. Yes, I have like five kids and five dogs, and my house is mental and we both work full time jobs, so we're constantly out of the house. And you know, when you have older kids as well, sometimes it's even worse than having young kids, because you're trying to match everyone's.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 5So sometimes you rely on those kids to look after the dogs and stuff and sometimes they don't.
Speaker 5So our dogs are very, very old to very, very young. So Molly and Harley live in the basement with Kean and Faith and they have a very we've a very small backyard. We have a lovely pool and we have a very small grass area on both sides. And then Walter and Snoop, who are the doodles, live on the main level with me and Scott, and then we have a little Yorkshire pup who is the bane of everybody's life. So he really, you know he's like a king, he just lives wherever he wants to live and he barks at all the dogs.
Speaker 5Anyway, scott left last Wednesday to go to Ireland for the All Ireland, so he's gone over and he took two of the children and then Kean and Faith are working, so they weren't there to help and I have Harry and I literally walked out to the back of the back garden where Harley and Molly are, and there was just so much poop and I was like I just I'm so tired of picking up poop, I'm just thinking about it. So I had seen an ad on Facebook for a lovely young man known as the Poodoot, and that is his name.
Speaker 6Freaking the marketing is crazy.
Speaker 3Oh my god, why did we not think of this I mean it's insane, it's insane.
Speaker 5So for the price of my Starbucks a week. My young hot poo dude will come to the house once a week and pick up all the poop Not a pool boy, but a poo boy I was like, yeah, I got a poo boy, and I got a poo boy that is so amazing.
Speaker 4I'm very excited.
Speaker 5He's like I don't think I've ever been that excited about a purchase.
Speaker 3I just think the whole concept is amazing. It's a genuine, it's just beyond epic. It is the pool boy on steroids, because now it's the poo dude.
Speaker 5It's the poo dude. I'm not, you know, I'm not queen enough, but I don't pick up the rest of the dog's poop. I do that, right, but it's just Molly and Harley. Well, I don't know about gardening, it's like I mean five dogs, it's a lot.
Speaker 4I mean, I've got three and Michael does it.
Speaker 3maybe every Sunday Could be every other Sunday.
Speaker 5You need the poo dude. I mean, oh my god, does he travel that far? Yes, he's in Calida Cantee. I've given him a great plug here. Oh my god he arrives in his car and he has this little trailer at the back that has this like like a plastic box and he's like a dumpster, a dumpster and he goes in the back and it's all.
Speaker 3So he doesn't even put the poo in your own, in your dumpster.
Speaker 5No, he takes the poo with him. He takes the poo away and he like uses it as a compost.
Speaker 3I want to know how he started this, like how this, even came for contestant he's a genius. We should interview the genius, we should. All right, you need to tell him we got it, we got it. There's our guest.
Speaker 5We got to dig deep into this. I just think there could have been so many other names.
Speaker 3I think it does. I love it. Oh my god, I think the name is Epic, I love it too, I could have come up with like some really. Well, now you do have. You look very clever. You put your right.
Speaker 6Can you imagine being on a date and being like I'm the poo dude?
Speaker 5So like he picks his date up and he's like, hey, just pop one in here, I can pick you up and the poo In the poo. I'm just so anyone, because it's kind of his car too, though. He has the poo dude on his car.
Speaker 6Yeah, no, no, no, I cannot. This is.
Speaker 3I just, it would be a random date.
Speaker 6Like, take that off.
Speaker 3I just think that his personality has to be absolutely fabulous.
Speaker 6Is he like really outgoing?
Speaker 5I haven't met him Because I'm never there when he does that. He just sends me a text and go I'm here, I'm like I love you.
Speaker 3Like I'm seeing you in my dream, kissing face, kissing face, kissing face, you too, boo. I'll be humming five.
Speaker 6Yes, that's true, that's true. Kiss emoji poop emoji oh my god.
Speaker 5What did I do before the poo dude? I just cannot get enough of that I just can't.
Speaker 3I can't If he would take a cook.
Speaker 6I would like quadruple his poo.
Speaker 5I don't know if I want him cooking. No, no, no, I'm sure this is a separate one for that. Yes.
Speaker 6Oh yeah, the cooking, dude the cook dude.
Speaker 3I just think it's fabulous, I will share his details with you all.
Speaker 5Yes, I'm sure it's going to be overvotes.
Speaker 6Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5I'm sure everybody in the neighborhood hates me. I'm sure they're like oh, I can't believe she has a poo dude.
Speaker 3Why I think it's brilliant. I mean, I really do want to get the backstory to it, because we need an interview. I know because it's such a basic, because everybody who has dogs complains about having to go out and shovel poop, yep, yep, and for years, like ever. I remember my dad bitching about it in the 80s, going on, and so we've got to hear the backstory.
Speaker 1It's great.
Speaker 3So I mean I wonder if it's just something that's started to take off on, like whether the West or the East Coast, and they're starting to find here?
Speaker 5I think I saw his registration was California. I think his car his place was California, but I know you know.
Speaker 2I have a funny dog poo story. So we know my husband. He's not like I brought home dogs, brought home dogs, snuck home dogs.
Speaker 3I love your doodles. He's not a fan. I still need to meet your doodles and they're big dogs, yeah.
Speaker 2And their poop is really big. So normally we don't pick up the poo because we live on a lot of acres. But we were out of town and my mom was watching the dogs and she, to make it easier, she would just let him out in our little fence there by the pool and we have a putting green out there. Oh yeah, and my husband, he does not like poo on the putting green, so anytime the dogs have ever pooed on the putting green he has a certain place.
Speaker 3he swims, swim sits, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2My mom we were gone. She wanted him to come home and have no poo to clean up, so she started piling on the poo right over the pool fence and she'd scoop it up piling. My husband walked around barefoot all the time and that's like this area that he always walks like behind the pool there's never poo, because he knows where he puts the poo Right. So it was really funny. He was out there walking behind the pool and stepped barefoot.
Speaker 3No good deed goes unpunished, that's so true, yes, but I can relate to that because Michael does it assert, because we not on as much acres as you have, but like we have a fence in area and then the rest all around our house is just natural like you know whatever. And so we always are like don't go into the leaves past the fence because you got to stay to the right where it's grass and pine straw. Once you get the leaves, you got the poo dew. Yes.
Speaker 4Oh, he could have been the do do dood.
Speaker 3Oh, there's my idea. You know you've been thinking about this, you know you're brave she's going to come up with a slide, the do do dood.
Speaker 5It just can't stop. Yeah, it's about care to go up, are the?
Speaker 6do, do dood. The do dood, the do do dood, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3But everyone wants to start singing that song.
Speaker 6Yeah, the do, do, do, dood. I am not going to sing next to the least of Kelly, same Not doing it, I'm going to remember my place in the past. See now, if you had a cat like I do, you'd have the little robot.
Speaker 1I have a little robot.
Speaker 6Yeah, it just like does everything for you, then you just pull the bag out and there you go.
Speaker 3It's like our cat's like me.
Speaker 5Oh, I don't like cats. I don't either, I just like my dog.
Speaker 3But isn't it funny though? But no, but man, like you're either a cat person or a dog person, I don't know too many people that kind of intersects with it.
Speaker 5I've never even been around a cat, like I've never been around a cat I've never been around a cat.
Speaker 3I was younger and I loved them. They're sweet. I remember because I was very original in my naming so you can know exactly what color they were. Yeah, yeah, 1000%. So precious amazing, but those were the only cats I had and I am a total dog person at this point, yeah, love the dogs, but I would have like five I think that was my bougie week. I just think it's so freaking fabulous it just reinforces why I love you so much.
Speaker 6I think you're smart to hire him and I think he's brilliant to start that company.
Speaker 3Oh my God 100%.
Speaker 5Like why do we not think of that?
Speaker 1Because you would want to do that.
Speaker 3What did Scott say? Was he just like, okay, it's valid. Or he was like what in the ever loving?
Speaker 5He just laughed. I told him after I came home from the podcast last week, because I hadn't told him because he was at work, right. So I came home and I went, I did a thing. He's like what did you do? But then he was like, oh, for God's sake, that's great.
Speaker 3Well done, okay, I love it. I love it. That's smart, it is. Yeah, it really is Genius.
Speaker 2I don't have anything that bougie I think I would think bougie, I wish I could be that bougie.
Speaker 5That mom was cheap bougie, cheap bougie Okay.
Speaker 3You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4I guess I'm bougie with my hair.
Speaker 3Maybe not. It's not the poo-doo, though.
Speaker 5No, I'm not a bougie person, I'm really not like me either, but like a candle for $50 and I was having a heart attack. So I'm just not like, I just can't do it.
Speaker 2You know it's insane how expensive candles are now, Like it's called a man Right ridiculous.
Speaker 3Yeah, the big ones are like hundreds of dollars Now, granted, they do burn for four months, but you're literally burning your money.
Speaker 5Yeah, oh I know, but they smell so good.
Speaker 3I know, see, that's the thing, I just love candles.
Speaker 5I love candles too. I bought one for Scott for his birthday, for our room, oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 6I could tell I could just buy you a house.
Speaker 5I have a gift for you wink, wink, so he opens up the box and he's like what is this?
Speaker 3I was like it's a gift, it's for your room and you're like, but it's my favorite fragrance.
Speaker 6Okay, here's one. What's the worst gift that you were ever given?
Gift Giving and Shopping Memories
Speaker 3Oh, the worst gift. I can't ever say they were the worst gift because they were always with good intentions. So then you can't, you know. But I do remember when Michael and I were dating and he was like I want to get you a ring and we were in college. So, like you know, right and no, I take that back we were it was our first year married. So he was like I want to get you a ring and I was like okay, cause we have complete opposite. Oh, like a thousand percent so, and I knew this already ahead of time. So I was like okay, I was like that's so amazing. Thank you, I've been thinking about this. You know, back in like the nineties, the dome ring.
Speaker 2I don't know if you guys ever remember, I remember that, oh, my gosh yeah.
Speaker 3So, and I obviously love big jewelry you know, whatever. So I got a catalog and I circled, five options, five options. I didn't get one of those options, uh-oh, and. But the intent was so amazing because he did know that I wanted this gold dome ring. I just wanted it big.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 3So hence the reason I circled, I tore the paper out of the catwalk. I put it down on the counter and I was like, okay, got this, this is gonna be a good cat and God bless. I opened and I was like I love you, I just love you. I was like are you excited? And I'm like I just love you, I love you. Yeah, so it wasn't a bad gift.
Speaker 2It was just. Yeah, I wouldn't want anything that had to do with cleaning cooking or a gym membership.
Speaker 6I got a trash can one time. Oh, that's a bad gift. I got a trash can, did you really?
Speaker 3I did. Okay. Did you say you needed or wanted a trash can?
Speaker 2Was it a good trash can? Did it cook.
Speaker 3It was a good trash can as well as be a trash can and pick up poop on its own. Was it the original poo-doo, scooper pooper?
Speaker 6It was one of those. You step on it and the lid comes up, so I guess that's exciting.
Speaker 5And they're expensive.
Speaker 2So it was a bougie trash can?
Speaker 5It was bougie.
Speaker 6And then the next year I got a bird figurine from the same people and I thought, oh, I hope they don't listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2I thought it would be the bird.
Speaker 6I'm not saying who they are, but I was like huh, I don't know if they're listening.
Speaker 5And now I got a bird.
Speaker 2That's how people give you a trash can and a bird.
Speaker 5Oh yes, that's crazy. I haven't got anything to get a waffle maker, did you?
Speaker 6ask for a waffle maker.
Speaker 3But do you?
Speaker 6like waffles. Oh, so yeah, oh does he love waffles?
Speaker 5It wasn't a he.
Speaker 3Oh, does she love waffles.
Speaker 5She did what I got a waffle maker. She was fed waffles every.
Speaker 4Wednesday oh, that's so funny. She was very cute.
Speaker 5It was actually very, very cute though, because she tried really hard and she got my favorite color waffle maker and it was a little mini waffle maker Anyone so adorable, so one of those things.
Speaker 3It wasn't a great gift, but the intent was like I don't really know what her intent was.
Speaker 5Oh, okay, when we talked about it for a bit. I tried to be a little like and I was like it's a waffle maker, like one of you ever see me eat waffles. Ever Got it. Okay, she's been very good gift giver ever since. I'll tell you.
Speaker 3Well, you know lesson learned. I can say that Michael has too. He takes those circles in the catalog and he just goes to town.
Speaker 2Yes, did you have Sears catalogs in Ireland?
Speaker 5No, we didn't have Sears in Ireland. Do you remember Sears catalogs in the early 80s? Absolutely.
Speaker 4That was like the best thing for like, because it's like looking through the Sears catalog yeah, circle, but they were thick, they were stupid. It was like because it was like clothing, toys appliances.
Speaker 5Jewelry yeah, jewelry yeah.
Speaker 3Like it was a complete, like it literally was the Sears store you had to order it.
Speaker 5Are there any Sears stores left?
Speaker 3I don't think so.
Speaker 5I used to love Sears. I don't know. I got my first washing machines from Sears.
Speaker 6Did you, I know. I have tear pennies, jc pennies had a big catalog too. I did.
Speaker 2So, speaking of shopping, do you have any fat vines in?
Speaker 3the last week or so. Oh, fat vines, let me see. What have I?
Speaker 2bought. I've just found a fat vine with your pants you have on. Oh Beyond Yoga.
Speaker 4Yeah, those are super soft With a mesh on the side.
Speaker 3Those are cute Space dye. That's that fabric. I'm telling you guys, it's like pajamas.
Speaker 2It's really soft.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's fantastic. They do a great job.
Speaker 5I don't know if I've had it. I don't think I've bought anything the last two weeks.
Speaker 4Nice bottle of wine Pudding, yeah, that's some Mum champagne for the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5That was very nice, nice. Yeah, I have a student over in California who every Christmas sends me champagne and like three bottles of champagne, wow, but they're paired with chocolate.
Speaker 3Oh, yes, okay, that's a good one.
Speaker 5Oh my gosh, I know she's so sweet, so nice Okay that's a good one. So yes. Faith and I had a bottle of champagne on Sunday watching the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2Yes, why would you?
Speaker 5Yes, throwing our Taylor's boyfriend. Go, taylor's boyfriend.
Speaker 3I know I mean hey, go Chief Nation, or Chief Kingdom, I should say Chief King Love them. Andy Reid was Michael's college offensive line coach. We love him.
Speaker 1And.
Speaker 3Tammy yeah freaking fantastic family.
Speaker 2Love them, love, love, love them. That's awesome.
Speaker 3I did hate to see that Travis. Everyone like went after him. I guess the Swifties are like going after him and that Taylor needs to break up with him because he can't control his anger. And being like a mom of football players and married to one who played for you know like you lose. You lose your shit at times, of course, and you apologize, and Andy is not one that is like if he didn't know where it was coming from, he wouldn't have tolerated it, so I'm not saying I mean bad behavior, a thousand percent.
Speaker 3you got to keep it together but it's hard in those really high pressure moments. It is. Yeah, I mean I know now, granted not on that grand of stage, but I mean my kids lost it when there was heat in the moment, and you know. So I do feel like and no one showed that after where he went back up to him, not after they want, like. But he went back up to him and apologized and said I'm sorry.
Speaker 5Oh, wow.
Speaker 2You know. So anyway, I know I taste my mouth, but I think it looked worse and it was because, because he kind of lost his balance Right, so it made it look more yeah.
Speaker 3I mean because we were watching and I looked at Michael and I was like, oh yeah, it looked bad. It did look bad, but even Michael was like and he was a he's been a coat, whatever that. And then you, you know he's like, I guarantee he's going to go back and apologize. So, anyway, I think the Swifties needed giving him a second chance. I think they do.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, they are really.
Speaker 3They are really cute together.
Speaker 2They're so cute, so anyway I like how public she is with it. I just think it's really cool, because you've not seen her have public relationships.
Speaker 3Yeah, None of them have been public and I think she's just she's living in the moment. That's fantastic for someone at that.
Speaker 2Yeah. You know the audio afterwards where she's hugging him. And he was like you know, you traveled halfway across the world and 16 hour flight Right. Yeah, it was. It was very she's back to Australia.
Speaker 5She has a show in Australia on Friday, oh wow.
Speaker 2I just talked about jet lag. I can't imagine, so how?
Speaker 6how much so I missed it. I was on the airplane, but how much did they show her during the 54 seconds, that's it the whole game.
Speaker 5Really yeah, but they were having a blast yeah.
Speaker 3She was like did you see the difference between like that box and like the Kardashian box was. I would say I missed it oh my well, I've just seen it on reels because I mean I'm still like that person and like so. The Kardashian Jenner box, like one guy was asleep, they're all on their phone. They're like slouched over and Taylor and like Blake Lively they're doing shots. Of course you got Jason Kelsey.
Speaker 1Jason Kelsey is the best Breaking. He's so cute. Love him. He's my favorite. Love him.
Speaker 3I mean so you had all of that going on. You're like that is absolutely the box.
Speaker 5I would say oh, absolutely. Yes, apparently, sarah Jessica Parker was there with a book. She read a book the whole way through. Oh my gosh, why do you even go? I mean it was like $2 million a suite.
Speaker 3But this is one go Like if you're going to go and just read a book or stay on your phone because you have no interest in football then let other people know yeah yeah, yeah, you have to be reading a book, I think at the phone.
Speaker 2Oh, or the guy that was literally asleep.
Speaker 3Yeah, like you have pictures of him snoozing, were they all?
Speaker 6for the same team. I have no idea. My guess is probably they were for.
Speaker 3Sam Fran just because they're all California, but I could be wrong. Well, now I take that back. I don't think they're from anybody, because they weren't cheering for anybody.
Speaker 6They're probably just there with.
Speaker 2But I was, I'm like oh my god.
Speaker 3I would want to be in Taylor's box because you and Sean's and then you got Julie Kelsey.
Speaker 5She looks like so much fun she does, she looks like lively.
Speaker 2I'm on the door. She's the cutest thing.
Speaker 5I've ever seen Tee to see right Reddle Say God, does anybody see my wife?
Speaker 3I will say I freaking love those two.
Speaker 5Oh, I love him, I love her too.
Speaker 3And then the way that those like him and his wife like they'll go at each other, like it's so freaking funny.
Speaker 5And then Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 3They have out there.
Speaker 5Their social media between the two.
Speaker 6Absolutely Hilarious. Yeah, love it. They're grace Although.
Speaker 2I will say it was kind of boring. I thought in the beginning of the football game Like it was like the game, yeah, until the very end, because there were just so many mistakes and there was no score.
Speaker 3and then you're like, oh my, how is this even possible that we're at halftime? It was like 10-0 or something.
Speaker 6It was like 10-0 for a long time it was so crazy, because they were, it was going to be like in the 30s.
Speaker 5It's such a long game for nothing to be happening.
Speaker 3I mean it really is.
Speaker 2I mean that's four hours of like why are we still at 10-0?
Speaker 3All right, so now we're at 10-3.
Speaker 6That's funny because I took off on the plane, it was three days and nothing, and then we landed the whole. You know the days. The city was winning and it was like, oh, that's so crazy yeah it was like insane, it was so crazy.
Speaker 5Anyway, it was good, it was fun yeah.
Speaker 2All right, so we have our. We're going to do something new with this. Two Truths and a Lie so funny.
Speaker 3See how well we know each other. I'm the absolute worst at this.
Speaker 2Okay, so who wants to go first? Pam, I'll be the worst To Mila. Me, it's like we're playing cards.
Speaker 6All right, let's see Okay let's see which one's the lie. Okay so, number one I bungee jumped in Fort Douglas, australia. Two I had a private concert by Dave Matthews. Three, I had Dead Roses delivered to me on Valentine's Day. Oh shoot.
Speaker 5Okay, come on which one is the lie I'm going to say three.
Speaker 4I'm going to say one the.
Speaker 6Dead Roses.
Speaker 2You're going to say bungee jump, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to say Dead Roses, you skydive.
Speaker 6That's so true, I forgot about that You're going to change your answer.
Speaker 3No, I'm going to stick with it. All right, Lisa, do you guess? But I did totally forget.
Speaker 5Yeah, I said the Dead Roses. No Dead Roses is true.
Speaker 2Well, that's definitely the worst. I just knew it right the bungee jumping.
Speaker 6You haven't, I have not, I have never bungee jumped.
Speaker 3I did.
Speaker 4I've jumped on an airplane, but I've never bungee jumped, and that's so funny now, when you say bungee jump.
Speaker 5I thought of you jumping out of an airplane, not doing a bungee jump.
Speaker 6Yeah, because, like being tied to something that could break. That, to me, is not have a safety.
Speaker 4It's not anything that could not work. I'd rather be tied to something.
Speaker 6Well, I figured there's the second parachute. That came about Okay, but did the roses?
Speaker 3come from when you were a reporter. Yes, that's okay.
Speaker 5So wasn't there like a movie about that, like in a reporter, that's what made you think of it Movie about you, but that is what made me think.
Speaker 6I did have some crazy stalkers.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6And so for Valentine's, when you're at this one certain station, I got a lot of like Valentine's stuff. It was like somebody wrote me a song a country song. Wow.
Speaker 3And bring it to you.
Speaker 6So all these things. And then I got a box of roses, but this I'd had a police report because someone was following me home. It was very scary at midnight but there was a big purple box and I had a red bow and it was so cute and they're like oh, somebody delivered this to you at the station and I opened it and it's black dead roses.
Speaker 2That's definitely the worst gift.
Speaker 3That's scary, that was scary.
Speaker 6But the day Matthew's story is kind of funny oh what happened.
Speaker 3Well then, tell us. I mean, we've got all the time in the world, let's do it.
Speaker 6So my friend in South Carolina, we lived together, we were random roommates when I was a news reporter and her cousin worked for David Leatherman and so we went to see her and we're like she's like, oh, we got tickets to the show. She's like, hey, if you guys want to go down early, you can go down early. There's a band that's going to perform. And we're like, okay, who's the band? And she's like the Dave Matthews band. I'm like who's that?
Speaker 3Yeah, like what Dave Matthews?
Speaker 6band. I'm like, okay, we don't know who that is, but okay, we'll go see. So literally it's. He's on the stage, they're doing their performance, they're singing, ants Are Marching. It's me and my friend. We're the only two people in the entire auditorium except for their sound people in the back, and we like literally look at each other. We're like this is not great, I don't know.
Speaker 4Like this is just like whatever, so should we clap.
Speaker 6And they were super nice, like, super nice and like, but it was just like, oh my gosh, I like literally watched Dave Matthews perform Right.
Speaker 4Just me and the audience.
Speaker 5Yeah just me, and I'm like.
Speaker 4I had no idea.
Speaker 3It was kind of just like serenading you.
Speaker 6It actually was it was good, it was just different at the time. Yeah, different. It was a different scene. Yeah, me too Love it. No, wish I'd known. Then like, but it was good, it was really good, but it was. It's just different because we were like they're like we never heard this before. It is a little bit different. You know some of his music.
Speaker 4Yeah, I love that. That is very cool. I love that. That was very cool.
Speaker 6I love it so yes, I would never bunch of jobs.
Speaker 4You never bunch of jobs.
Speaker 6Because you watch all these YouTube videos of people where they'll bungee like snaps and they're like going towards the like ocean, river or whatever like for their lives. I'm like not good enough for me.
Speaker 5No, no, I wouldn't bunch of jump out, so that's your mind Good.
Speaker 3Absolutely not. I already know it's you guys, my three.
Speaker 5Okay, hold please.
Speaker 4Okay.
Speaker 6We are really lucky.
Speaker 5Lisa Kelly, I think you'll guess this. Okay, okay, I started my college life studying theology. Number one Okay, number two I was a competitive Irish dancer in my youth. Number three I did tequila shots with Jay-Z. I'm going with Irish dancer. I'm going with number two. I'm going with one. Number two is Irish. Number two is the lie. Yes, I did start my college life studying theology, did you really? Yes, I did.
Speaker 3And we know about Jay-Z. I knew he did. I knew he did I was like I couldn't remember if I told you. But yeah, no, you guys tell everyone, because I still think that's so fascinating, that's a good story. That is such a good story.
Speaker 5The shots with Jay-Z.
Speaker 5Yeah Well, it was an opening night of a tour and we had gone for dinner in a place called the Spotted Pig in New York, which is owned by U2, which is why we ended up being there our manager and U2's manager we're very good friends and we were invited up to a party upstairs in the room and the five of us were really bored because it was just us and the two older guys who were in charge and there was literally nothing happening, like nothing, and it was in a kitchen.
Speaker 5It wasn't like it was a kitchen, there was nothing fancy at all and it wasn't a big room, like if it was maybe 20 foot by I know it's probably a bit bigger than that about 60 foot by 20 foot Really small, really small. And we were sitting there anyway and we were just about to go and, as we were about to go, in walked Michael Stipe from Oriental. He actually didn't walk, he was in a wheelchair and he was being pushed by Josh Hartnett, who's an actor, so he was pushing him in, and then all these really famous people just started walking in, and it was Linda Evangelisa and Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.
Speaker 5So freaking crazy and all these people. And then eventually, jay-z came in and it was like it was the most surreal thing ever, because we were sitting at this table and Chris Martin came over. He was so nice and he was pretending he knew what Celtic Woman was. He had no clue and Chloe was freaking out about Gwyneth Paltrow, who really didn't want to talk to us anyway. So we got up to dance and Jay-Z came over and stood beside me and I'm like, oh my God, this is so embarrassing, because it was all this rap music playing and I didn't know if it was him and we couldn't sit down.
Speaker 5And then there was this really awkward white girl dancing.
Funny Stories and Language Mishaps
Speaker 5Oh, my God oh my God, I can't even break out the moves. And he was like do you want to go to the bar? And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure I didn't drink at this time either. What? So he handed me a shot of tequila which was in like bigger than what I would think was a shot glass. Now, I hadn't done shots in my life Well, I've maybe done two shots in my life so I was like it was like a big glass, but like I don't know how you're supposed to drink tequila. So I just knocked it back and he was like oh man, it's like $500 glass.
Speaker 3You're like that was fabulous.
Speaker 5He was like you, don't knock that one back, we do in Ireland.
Speaker 3And he's like game on, Game on yeah.
Speaker 5Love it. That's our girl. That is our girl.
Speaker 3So what kind?
Speaker 5of tequila was that? That was like I have no idea. Oh wow, I have no clue. I have no clue at all, I have no idea.
Speaker 4I have no idea Wow.
Speaker 6It was the strangest night of my life. It was very very cool, nice, very, very cool.
Speaker 5So how long did you?
Speaker 6stay after that.
Speaker 5I didn't stay too long because I was like no, I think I need to leave.
Speaker 2You got a very good shot of tequila.
Speaker 3Yeah, I needed to leave. I'm out, yeah, I'm tapping out. But peace out guys.
Speaker 5Peace out. Go home to your girlfriend be honest.
Speaker 3Exactly, yeah, gotta go, gotta go. I love that. All right. So what's yours, ashley? Oh mine. So I started my career as a buyer for Victoria's Secret and my husband was featured in an adult magazine, rome One, rome Wrong.
Speaker 5I was born in Rome, georgia. Oh yeah, michael is not in an adult magazine. Okay, yes, he is.
Speaker 3Super funny story. Uh oh, so no, he was, but you were a buyer.
Speaker 5But you were a buyer for Victoria's Secret. No, so like.
Speaker 3I was born in Rome, so that's true. Okay, so I started my career as a buyer for Victoria's Secret and my husband was featured in an adult Well man she gave three, three, three, three. No, no, no, no, because I started at Victoria's Secret Corporate, but I was a liaison between the stores and she was. We knew that you were Victoria's Secret, but she wasn't a buyer, I wasn't a buyer.
Speaker 3There you go. She's just clever. Wish you were I did. But that's why I picked that, because for the longest time when I was younger, that's all I wanted to do is be a buyer.
Speaker 4Mm, hmm.
Speaker 3And when I got the opportunity to work at corporate like, I learned that buying wasn't like amazing, going to these amazing shows and it was literally just looking at numbers. No, granted, it was lingerie, but you know, whatever Nice, it was just numbers, and so I wish is better at like being that liaison with you know, so let's go to Michael, yeah, ok. Yeah, come on, so so funny.
Speaker 5So you know you're telling this.
Speaker 3He does.
Speaker 5OK, he does.
Speaker 3Well, I will have to say I have to give him credit, because I was talking about this today. He's like you got to, you got to say this and I had actually forgotten about it and I was like I'm not going to lie about that. He goes it's the truth and I'm like, oh my God, you're right. So I can't remember if it was the fall of 93, because we graduated in 94 from the University of Missouri and he was a member of the Playboy All-American team. So they flew, yeah, so they flew, the team like so they had they picked a player for each position from all over the country and they flew them out for a week to whatever this property that Playboy owned in the desert. And, yeah, so he actually was that I love it.
Speaker 2I think Michael's standing there like Ashley's husband's porn star I know exactly.
Speaker 3I mean that's why I was like, oh my God, michael, that's that's. I mean that's going to be like they're going to totally know that's not true.
Speaker 5Maybe we can interview him.
Speaker 3I know right Seriously.
Speaker 4Hello.
Speaker 3Yeah, so like. But it was so crazy because when I took him he flew out of St Louis and I drove him to the airport from Columbia, missouri, and all the way back I was like, oh my God, he is going to meet a boy. Yeah, a bunny or centerfold Like this is like I'm never going to see him again.
Speaker 1Like this was it.
Speaker 3This was amazing. I love you. Have a great time. I'm never going to see you again. I mean like all the way back home to Columbia. And the funny thing is is that probably because I mean they were all like seniors in college, but he was like the only person centerfold bunny at all was married to the photographer and that was it. There was not another, like there was no centerfolds.
Speaker 2Nothing, wow.
Speaker 3Because they didn't trust him. Yeah, college, exactly Right. But he actually he was. Yes, so there was a huge spread in Playboy that year for Playboy All-American.
Speaker 2That's amazing. Well, michael just made mine really boring, exactly.
Speaker 6That's so good though.
Speaker 3But I do have to give credit to Michael because he was like that's what you got to say.
Speaker 6We need to post that.
Speaker 3Yeah, well, I can get you guys the picture.
Speaker 1You should be, oh, my God he had a mullet.
Speaker 3They're standing in the desert. Oh my God. And they're all up there, like all of these guys for the Playboy All-American team.
Speaker 6Yeah, okay. We're going to post that.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 2Go with yours, yeah.
Speaker 6Come on.
Speaker 2I'm five foot tall. I was homecoming queen Yep Yep. I speak three languages fluently.
Speaker 5No, no, nope, no, you don't.
Speaker 2No, feeding is three.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2You're wrong.
Speaker 4You're not five foot.
Speaker 6You're 4'11", no, 4'11". What's your?
Speaker 2English English yeah, peekaloo and Hong Kong.
Speaker 3I got a freaking line of yours, you guys know Hong Kong.
Speaker 2I'm not going to get myatee any better than ours.
Speaker 3Pardon, peekaloo. Yeah, no use, no use Right, right.
Speaker 4Yeah, no need to make a choice yeah, ski, no use, no use Okay.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 5So, you've missed up, lenoople. Okay, sit down and make your own choice, go with it.
Speaker 2You do think of this. You know, okay, you've known of this for several times now. I think we made it up. I think you made it up. Hong Kong language.
Speaker 1And so I think you might have.
Speaker 2My name was Tong Hong-a, Song Hong-a, so you say. But we would get the little inflections going. So, like your name, Long-a Song-a and like, like you said, I love you, I love the Long-a Song-a you so like, and we got so good at it. We would talk like a board. The people look at us like we're talking about the language. My mom had no idea how to translate it. But you say vows and then you add a Ong to every consonant. So like your Pong-a-mong. Oh, that sounds great for my name.
Speaker 6Yours is a little Ong You're.
Speaker 3Song Hong-a-mong. Mine doesn't translate to Hong Kong.
Speaker 2Yours is very difficult, Yours is longer, but yeah, so we. But we got like I don't use it anymore because I did it with my dad, but we got so fluent with it Like when we were walking, we'd be at a mall and we would talk back and forth and like we had this whole thing down. So I love it.
Language, Travel, and Shenanigans
Speaker 3I freaking love that, I love it.
Speaker 5So, but yes you're only 4'11", aren't you?
Speaker 4I'm 4'11 and 3 quarter Like I'm like.
Speaker 2Well, right there, I'm probably like in the half because I'm getting older. But yes, I never hit the five foot mark. This is me. I never once.
Speaker 4And I know that about you too, but the three languages really threw me.
Speaker 5I know, I still think you're going to go for the technicality.
Speaker 2If I can. I think language is how you communicate, right? So?
Speaker 5we can. I could talk about it Like it has to be an official language.
Speaker 2Well, I didn't say I speak three official languages. I speak three languages. I can't believe you didn't know people Latin, that's cool.
Speaker 5No, I could never speak American.
Speaker 2I mean, I had heard it, but I could never.
Speaker 5It has to be American.
Speaker 3I just was not. I don't know.
Speaker 6Yeah, we can do it we have.
Speaker 2Irish I love that MP, but yeah, I like my Hong Kong though.
Speaker 6We should do a whole segment just to change.
Speaker 5Just Trisha, I do.
Speaker 3Oh, and Steve, we could tell what she's saying.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, I got to answer you back in Irish. I will be honest, okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, this is an Irish word. We're going to have my languages.
Speaker 5We haven't got an Irish word. Do you do a poob boy? A poob boy, oh that'd be oh boong-o-yong.
Speaker 6Oh my God, Tell him not to do that.
Speaker 3It would never work. That sounds like a different type of boy he was in Playboy.
Speaker 5We just went to the X rated version.
Speaker 3That's right there with Playboy.
Speaker 5Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2We were so cool with it that we had whole communications and no one around us do what we were saying.
Speaker 6So your mom didn't hate. You See, this is what we have to do.
Speaker 3We have to do a segment when we go on our girls' trip, when we've had not just two glasses of wine, but Pam has a bottle. I have Tito's. I can just do a bottle of wine. I mean, at that point it won't even matter. And then you guys have your bottle of red.
Speaker 2And then I'll teach Hong Kong.
Speaker 3I mean Hong Kong.
Speaker 5I love it.
Speaker 3It would be the best. I would totally just be in my pants.
Speaker 6Hong Kong in these. We should do it live and see if the audience can understand what you're saying so like wine is wong and on ye.
Speaker 3Oh, my God. We have to do this.
Speaker 6She's like so confident with it. She goes exactly what it is.
Speaker 3You're so stupid.
Speaker 6For the rest of it.
Speaker 3But, that's the thing we even. She even told us what she was about to say and I still wouldn't guess it. I still don't know what she said.
Speaker 5Yeah, I don't know no.
Speaker 2That's freaking amazing. Ok, what's?
Speaker 6microphone.
Speaker 2That's just a long word Bong and Kong, gong, gong, gong, gong. Oh no, you said that wrong. You were like biting bodies without gong. Oh my God, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3Like Kong and Bong.
Speaker 2Kong and Bong Kong and Bong. No, I need shorter words Like dog gong gong.
Speaker 5I love the way you sing it yeah well, yeah, it's not even like you know, it's not even spoken word.
Speaker 2It's like you sing it Like I don't know.
Speaker 4I don't know.
Speaker 3Oh, my God.
Speaker 6That is brilliant, you say it and then Lisa sing it Me and we just drink. Yeah, drink, pam, and I just drink, right along with you guys.
Speaker 2Yes, yeah, that was good. Exactly, you put a shot. Every time you hear it all yeah, oh, my gosh, I'd be wasted in like 15 minutes.
Speaker 3If you hear this yeah, it's like what is it like? Watch what Happens Live with Haley Cohen. Like if you hear this word take a shot, oh gosh.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 2You know I was at last week. You know I was at Atlantic Station and they had a bar that did they gave shots to everyone if there was a fumble. So I was like gosh, it's super bowl, oh, wow, oh, at the Super Bowl. No, they do that if you're watching a game and there's fumbles. So I was just singing the Super Bowl there are some fumbles. They were giving some free shots up for sure.
Speaker 3Interesting. Yeah, all right, my kind of bar.
Speaker 5Yes, oh, we know each other really well, then, obviously we do.
Speaker 2Not at all Right. I think of it. Well, I wouldn't write on you, I was writing you to them. Yeah, and you all know I'm not five foot.
Speaker 3I know, I just thought it's to be fair. I know it was a technicality.
Speaker 6At least it's like we're a race.
Speaker 4It's like I actually think that we were right.
Speaker 2I'm not going to let this go.
Speaker 3That's right Language is language.
Speaker 1It's just like me saying that I was born in Rome, so you know, so I call you met Rome Georgia?
Speaker 5I didn't think you met Rome Italy.
Speaker 2I did, but I thought you were born in Mississa. I thought.
Speaker 5Rome, I knew you haven't been out of the country except to Barbados, and Bahamas, yes, Bahamas, Jamaica Turks I do the Caribbean?
Speaker 6Yes, st John, st Thomas, that's it. Uh-huh, nothing further.
Speaker 3No, I do want to go to Scotland, ok.
Speaker 2I'm going to.
Speaker 3Ireland. I'm going to Ireland, I know we need to get Ireland. Ireland and Scotland, it goes together.
Speaker 5OK. Right, just making sure, we're going to check out Lisa Kelly. She goes to Scotland and you don't go to Ireland. No, because we're all going together. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to go to Scotland though.
Speaker 3Why I'm going to Ireland.
Speaker 5Don't love it. Ok, you lived in, I do. Yeah, I was lovely.
Speaker 3You lived in Ireland so, but I want to go to Ireland. I was like, if we do this together yes, you're going to Scotland, we could do London. Because there's, like you know, my mom's family is the Keiths, so they were big in Scotland. Yeah, in Scotland.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm the famous actor Brian Keith. Oh, who are you? I?
Speaker 3don't know about that. I just know they got kicked out one because they picked the wrong sides. The Keiths, Mm-hmm. Maybe they what is it? The grand chancellor or something? I don't know my dad's all into like all of that stuff. Wow, and you have to like some of like. I mean their castles are like not really standing. I mean there's like a tower here and there.
Speaker 5Yeah, of course, the same at Ireland, though there's very few of them, still it's standing.
Speaker 3But yeah, I would love that. I want to go to the Highland Games.
Speaker 4Oh, yeah, yeah, but I do feel like I won't come back.
Speaker 5No, I'm going to touch one of those.
Speaker 4They're going to keep you.
Speaker 3I'm going to teach one of those or touch one of those rocks and like get zapped back just like Outlander. Oh, I feel like it's going to happen.
Speaker 5Yeah we need a girls' trip.
Speaker 3So if we all go together. Don't let me touch any rocks.
Speaker 5OK.
Speaker 3Or wander around a random old, super old building. Ok, I could just get zapped right back into it and tell my treasure talk Right, so we can't let them touch anything. I like that.
Speaker 5Treasure can't talk Hong Kong-ish.
Speaker 3We're not jumping off any building and you're not jumping, and so we all make it back home safe and sound OK. Exactly Because I would not do well in like the 12th or 13th century.
Speaker 5And with my like kind of degree in theology I can look after you.
Speaker 3Exactly you can. Lisa is going, we're going to give her a flag, so she's going to be the leader of. I'm the leader.
Speaker 5I will be the leader, so like.
Speaker 3You'll see those people walking around New York with a flag. She did the flag in like a mug.
Speaker 2And we called it Hong.
Speaker 5Kong, yeah, no, hong Kong, carly.
Speaker 6We speak.
Speaker 3Hong Kong Can you even imagine if we took the show overseas Like seriously? I can't even imagine if we take the show to shadow. There's a word for the show.
Speaker 6It starts with the S and ends in show. Oh, it's that show.
Speaker 3I don't know, I just can't even. Oh dear God, I know. Seriously, lisa, you would have a flag. She's our tour guide. I think Lisa's about to go.
Speaker 6You would get killed in Ireland, I know.
Speaker 5We would get killed in Ireland, I would just go. They're American, they're not, it's fine.
Speaker 3And you're like and actually I just feel, really they're like no, Lisa's like.
Speaker 6that's what Lisa Kelly impersonated.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's a fan. They're fans, lisa.
Speaker 6Kelly.
Speaker 3They are super fans and these people are, and I don't know who they are, so we're just going to like push them to the side, because it's just you know what's sad I've never been to another country, except for on a cruise, except for Tijuana.
Speaker 2What I walked across to Tijuana you went to.
Speaker 3Tijuana yeah. That's the country that you chose to go to, I did.
Speaker 2To see your frogs and you went there to see your frogs, okay, but you made it.
Speaker 4That was the thing.
Speaker 3But those were in the US.
Speaker 4I didn't have a passport there.
Speaker 2There was a senior frogs in Orange Beach. I don't know, back then that was quite a walk back Back then. There's a lot of us going there Because that wasn't 21 yet. I was 18 a long time ago.
Speaker 3I cannot believe that you went to Tijuana though Across the From San Diego.
Speaker 2Yeah, San Diego with.
Speaker 1Tijuana didn't have a passport.
Speaker 2But, I've only been to other countries on a cruise ship. I've never flown to another country.
Speaker 3Oh my gosh Like I said, I've only been to the Caribbean countries. And I love them. I mean, because I'm such a beach girl, you need to go to Europe. Europe is great. Well, I will tell you this I'm supposed to go to England Because one of our really good friends, she's from there, and so this year we're going to the Dominican, but the next year, so 2025. Nice, nice, you'll love it. I'm going to England.
Speaker 4Well, part, do you?
Speaker 3know. Well, she's from Birmingham. Peaky Blinders Go to London. Well, I mean, I think we're going to. I mean obviously we would fly in.
Speaker 5No. Yes, you need to go to London. Yes, no, we're going to London. London's nice. Paris is nice. Yes, be fun. Australia, yeah, australia's fabulous.
Speaker 3Okay. So my problem is we all know that I absolutely love four to five inch heels, stilettos and the cobblestone streets. Like, how do you do that? Oh, you'd be fine.
Speaker 5I'm drunk, you'd be drunk Be, like every deal.
Speaker 3Okay, so obviously you know that you guys have been out with me.
Speaker 5Now you're going to fit in so well with your high heels, your fake tan. I know they're going to actually think you're English while you're there. Really yeah yeah, yeah, except you're taller than most English people, but still you have the fake tan, the high heels.
Speaker 3You are Like everybody in London looks like that.
Speaker 2You don't even know us Really. Yeah, just practice your accent. I don't know, so I can't be like well, how are y'all doing?
Speaker 6No, and I don't talk Hong Kong, I don't know there's that you don't think that, like I don't know? When I was in Paris, people knew I was American.
Speaker 3I feel like I didn't stand out.
Speaker 5Americans. Look American though, but see, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3I look American.
Speaker 5But, I can pick Irish and English people in America, so like if I look at somebody I would be able to tell if they're Irish.
Speaker 6Because in Paris they're usually because my back can speak French. They were like she's American, but I was like I felt I was taller than people.
Speaker 3Yeah, so I feel like I'm going to stand out.
Speaker 2So I need to go to England.
Speaker 5if you're taller than people I'd be like you'd be fine in Ireland and England general Kind of short.
Speaker 3OK, well, 2025. There you go. Ashley's heading her past the pond. Excellent, I'm going to just hang out in all the pubs. Excellent and I don't drink beer, so that's amazing.
Speaker 5You don't need to. We're very like, we're very posh. There'll be Cheetos there. There's plenty of Cheetos, yeah, and gin and tonics. Gin and tonic is huge.
Speaker 3Oh my God, I haven't had that since college. Oh, a gin and tonic oh my God, no, I got so sick on those.
Speaker 5I want to say we sell Cheetos, but like they're obviously smart off, yeah, mom is.
Speaker 3Yeah, whatever, yeah, no gin and tonics no 91 gin and tonics would be not good for me.
Speaker 5No, no 1991 or 91 gin and tonics no 1991.
Speaker 3I had a little bit of both. Yeah, no no 1991 at the Field House in Columbia, missouri. They would do like dollar gin and tonics and yeah, no, crazy. You know it's funny, like when you get sick on something you don't really want to remember.
Speaker 5Oh, yeah, yeah, I can't try.
Speaker 3I can't even smell it.
Speaker 2Malibu. No, you know what, like you, do have a version that and my mom, when we were sick like we had this and she always gave us cherry 7-up, and now the thought of that makes me want to throw up.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, Cherry 7-up. We always had flash 7-up when we were sick.
Speaker 3So yeah, like no fizz, no bubbles, but that's what usually would help the tummy right. Is the bubbles major, oh no.
Speaker 5No, we would boil it in Ireland to get rid of the bubbles in us.
Speaker 3But isn't it the bubbles that help you?
Speaker 5better. I don't know. I don't know, and not according to our grandmother's flat 7-up.
Speaker 3Well, my mom always gave us Like carbonation, no, the peach juice.
Speaker 4Yeah, when we were sick.
House Party Gone Wrong
Speaker 3Like when we had our like, our like, so funny story. This is going someplace. Lisa, it actually does know me very well, yeah. So my mom would always give us peach juice like from the can. Thanks, drain, you know, if I give your tummy her or whatever.
Speaker 3And so the only time that my parents ever left me in charge of the house went horribly wrong, horribly wrong. So I was a senior, my parents flew to Vegas. I was in charge of my sister. That again went horribly wrong and had like a party. My mom loved fuzzy navels, oh yeah, yeah. And so like we had a bar in like the formal living room and like just stocked with all kinds of nonsense. But I thought, oh, I'm going to be super sophisticated, drink all these fuzzy navels, like this is.
Speaker 3So the weekend was fantastic. I mean just so much chaos, like crazy stuff. So my parents, like I, knew they were getting ready to come home Because obviously back then we didn't really have cell phones and I realized that we had drank almost all of the peach snops and I couldn't make it to the beverage store Because I usually could buy, even at 18, yes, and I was panicking. So I went to the cupboard and got all of the peaches and poured all of the juice Genius Into the snops bottle, put it back up there and I just prayed and she never noticed that there was pulp like floating around.
Speaker 5Oh my god.
Speaker 3So, like for like the next two weeks, mom would have her like little fuzzy navel and I would just be like, oh my god, she's going to notice, she's going to be like, oh my god, like what it says, and she never, never, that's amazing so amazing.
Speaker 2Clever.
Speaker 3I know so Well cheers to you guys Cheers, you guys Happy cheers.
Speaker 5Cheers to craziness yes craziness, cheers, happy friends. Happy friends Follow me. Oh my gosh.
