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Tip Jars: Unraveling Teen Talk, Tipping Troubles, and Tyson's Comeback

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Ever tried to navigate the maze that is teenage communication while reminiscing the glory days of basketball trios? Join your hosts, Bobby Frost, Courtney Lynn and Jus Misty, as we not only share the trials of potty training pets but also the laughter and headaches that come with raising teenagers. From our own sneaky shenanigans to our kids' creative explanations for their whereabouts, we're unpacking it all with the perfect mix of humor and heart.

We're breaking down the invisible tipping guidelines, sharing tales from both sides of the service industry, and even tackling the thorny issue of stereotypes about who tips well and who doesn't. Whether it's understanding the server's influence on your generosity or debating the dreaded "do you want change?" question, we've got the tips on tipping.

And for the grand finale, we step into the ring with the latest buzz about Mike Tyson potentially lacing up his gloves once more. Will a fight with the younger Paul add to his legend or is it a punch too far? We're weighing in with our sports preferences and examining the powerful punch social media influencers have on the world of sports. It's a knockout episode filled with the candid charm and wit you love from Tri-Parency, so don't throw in the towel – tune in and let's get real together.

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Speaker 1

Yo yo yo , it's your boy , bobby Frost . And Bobby Frost Media presents Tri-Parency . I'm with the beautiful lady Jess Misty .

Speaker 2

You didn't say a lady the last several times .

Speaker 1

Courtney , he don't want you to be here .

Speaker 3

I said ladies .

Speaker 2

Mm-mm , you said lady , but hey y'all . Hey , my dog is in his joint .

Speaker 1

It's a triangle offense man . We out here like robbing , pipping and MJ . And who are you ? I'll be robbing , I don't care who I'll be , but I want to say he'll be robbing you .

Speaker 2

you've been doing that fast man he's been hating hard on mj .

Speaker 1

I don't know . I don't want to use that , no well , don't you see him .

Speaker 2

Come on now . I gotta pick up new people . His wife , who , who ? His wife go with his son . It's a lot of he's hating , though it has nothing to do With anything . We could be the big three . What was the big three For the Celtics ?

Speaker 1

Big Baby Paul Pierce . No , I wasn't a fucking Big Baby . Big Baby was a part Of the big three . No , he wasn't . He was part of the team Fuck . No , that was Paul Pierce , ray Allen and Kevin Garnett .

Speaker 2

Oh yeah , that's right . I thought Kevin was even there and that's my boy With the Don't do that .

Speaker 1

Big Baby was hard , that's the year that they made a championship Don't do that . He was on the team , but he wasn't a big three . He was on the team , he was a role player . No disrespect , big Baby can go .

Speaker 3

I like Big Baby .

Speaker 2

Here I am .

Speaker 3

I don't know what the fuck Y'all talking about .

Speaker 2

You giving . Garnett Didn't know that no .

Speaker 3

Karen Garnett Was the bad hair . No , he was the long neck .

Speaker 2

That's the one we used to say he , the one got the long neck .

Speaker 1

We'll go with that so yeah so we back again what you been up to Misty .

Speaker 2

Um , this is week four with my puppy . I'm still potty training . It's not getting better . I don't think I'm consistent enough . I don't really know what's going on .

Speaker 3

Leave that motherfucker outside .

Speaker 2

And then I told y'all the dog what I didn't tell y'all . The dog don't really bark for real . It's kind of like a aww , that's like it's not a bark . And so if I leave him , leave my side , start doing that and I don't want the neighbors to be like what the fuck ? Because it's not a bark . It'd be , it's just like a horn or something I don't know . But that's , I'm still potty training and trying to get my dog together so my house won't be smelling like I got a dog yeah and that shit is very tiring and I'm just not excited about having a puppy anymore right now .

Speaker 1

So I'm just you through the starting stages he'd be good and by the time summer hit , good . He should be about ready to yeah . Yeah , okay , yeah by the time they hit about June . Yeah , june he'd be good . Yeah , but that he be good .

Speaker 2

But that's it , though . I've been dealing with my dog and dealing with my teenager who be lying and think I don't know he lying , and all of that stuff .

Speaker 1

He lying now .

Speaker 2

Yeah , he told me the other day he was going over his homeboy house who I ain't never heard of his name in my life . And I'm like okay , well , let me drop you off , right , because it's right around the corner . He was going , but he go , he tell me going right around the corner . I said I'll drop you off , it's raining . He was like no , I'll walk . At that moment , at that moment I said oh , he going over a girl house and he don't think I know I let him do his thing . The next day he come to my job and he like what's up , mom ? I said hope you used the condom yesterday . He was like what ? I said , well , where you go yesterday ? He gonna say I said over a girl house . He gonna say man , and he starts laughing and shit , he's like how you know ? I said reg , who the fuck want to walk somewhere in the rain ?

Speaker 1

nobody must have been good , right ? I said nigga I .

Speaker 2

I just don't understand why you don't understand that I was that age before , bro , when you said you didn't want to ride and it was raining I knew then you know what's funny , you said that back because this is the honest truth , dog back when I was how old is he now ?

Speaker 1

he 14 ? Yeah , when I was that age man , we didn't went on motherfucking mta , we didn't roll bikes . Oh man , I done walked yeah , he definitely .

Speaker 2

At that point I said okay , and I mean at the end of the day , you know I done had discrepancies with my friends , some of my friends and shit they he shouldn't be over a girl . I ain't finna be listen , stressing my motherfucking self out trying to keep him from off these , underneath these girls , when I already know how this shit go , long as I know where the fuck he at .

Speaker 1

I ain't tripping , I done . Fucked around , man I'm telling you , man , I had man rest her soul . Man , my first baby mom , I had it . I had it . So motherfucking down to science . I knew when her mama went to work . I knew when she even went to work . I was before work . I'd be in that bitch at like 5 , 45 am my granny . Where the fuck is you going ? Oh man , I'm about to go jog .

Speaker 2

Right , I'm working out granny Jogging my ass right around the corner I was .

Speaker 1

Sprint , sprinting down that motherfucker . I got caught one time man but she thought I was going to fuck and I wasn't . Literally , I had parked my bike .

Speaker 2

That nigga said park my bike .

Speaker 1

I did because I put it on the kickstand . Because I seen her . I said this is a good chance , she might try to turn around , but I might put it on the kickstand and I really had to go get my fucking fleece because I ain't seen it . Where is it at ?

Speaker 2

And I lied about it . I remember Fleece's first drop .

Speaker 1

What ? Yeah , I lied about it . It's in the locker room . I gave her that shit For about a week . That next week that shit was done . I'm like my girlfriend got it . Well , I don't give a fuck . Who got it , go get it .

Speaker 2

That part , and that was the shit Wearing your boyfriend Fleece . But yeah , that that's it . Alright , what about ?

Speaker 1

you , courtney .

Speaker 3

Since I ain't getting introduced , and shit you did .

Speaker 1

I said Courtney .

Speaker 2

Lynn , you didn't say Courtney Lynn . No , you didn't . Yes , I did .

Speaker 3

No , he did not introduce me . I could have swore I said Courtney Lynn , fuck that shit start over .

Speaker 2

He didn't introduce me Bobby Frost Media . No , no , I'm gonna do it myself . Say it again Fuck Rob , fuck Rob . Say it , courtney .

Speaker 3

Yeah , courtney , introduce me again too .

Speaker 1

Courtney .

Speaker 2

Lynn , wait a minute , you ain't going to introduce me again and I done . Just had you back to do the intro .

Speaker 3

You already introduced and said what you had to say . Let me introduce you friend .

Speaker 2

Hey , we on Tri-Parency today . Y'all and Bobby Frost Media did not present my girl , courtney Lynn , but she here with us today . Courtney Lynn , what ?

Speaker 3

you doing my girl Just here chilling .

Speaker 2

Hey , girl , hey , I'm just here chilling .

Speaker 3

Hey girl .

Speaker 2

I apologize , you should feel like shit .

Speaker 1

I swear I thought .

Speaker 3

I did it , but you didn't .

Speaker 1

I apologize .

Speaker 2

And I didn't even notice it , and I'm sorry , courtney , what you been up to though .

Speaker 3

I haven't been up to shit . How's school it's going ? Weeks are passing that's all . My son got a job oh hey , there . Congrats . That's what's up . I don't know how he did it , but he's working at Muffler man .

Speaker 1

No experience this little nigga about to be slick boy .

Speaker 3

I told him he better use every bit of learning anything at that young age . Because there's no man in our household , it's barely men in my family . I really got to analyze it . There's really no men in my family to where he can look up to and teach him how to change a tire or anything Nigga . You better soak up whatever game you can think of up there on about a car , because you have a car so little shit that you can do on your own . You better learn from them .

Speaker 1

That nigga think he slick . He said what's wrong with ?

Speaker 2

your car , baby . Come on , pull up , man , because Reggie done texted me talking about can I get a job . And when I told my mom , my mom said you knew that was coming . I said , man , every fucking thing . I tell people this all the time , I say this on Tripancy all the time , but y'all just don't . And funny it is to me to see them doing the exact same shit that me and Courtney did at that exact same age . I'd be like man . This shit is crazy dog .

Speaker 3

Insane Every day .

Speaker 2

I'm going to a court day house . I'm going to a court day house . I'd be like man , god damn . Now I see why Tina used to be like Courtney mama ain't tired of seeing you , because I know Courtney's tired of seeing him Shit .

Speaker 1

No , I mean , I know how that go . You know , as long as you know where you're at , y'all know they safe , my crib or your crib ?

Speaker 3

No for sure my son got that lying shit bad Like once . I asked him twice . It's like he just don't even know what else to say after that . He don't even keep up with the lie , he just be .

Speaker 2

No , and Cordray know that Reggie shared his location with

Parenting and Communication With Teenagers

Speaker 2

me . No , I'm not his location , why they act like we don't got they locations .

Speaker 1

Cause they hoping you don't check .

Speaker 2

And I don't check .

Speaker 3

I sit up here and call and I don't check nobody's location . That I have Never like . I ain't never that bored . But like I don't call like where you at , bitch , that's your kids . That ain't bored . I check , reggie . I don't check until you start 9 when you I'm calling you . I'm not no motherfucker . When you was a kid I can call you and ask you where the fuck you at . I wish you would be like well , you got my location , bitch , give me them keys and that fucking phone . Now you ain't got no location Like the fuck Like I'm calling you , like I would do anybody else , where you at .

Speaker 3

Then when you get to ask stupid and now I'm checking your location , stupid and now I know exactly where you at . You know how .

Speaker 1

I be , though . Are you in front of your homies or are you in front of a girl ? He's like that .

Speaker 2

But you got cool parents . My thing is besides no it's no such thing as a parent .

Speaker 1

That cool . You still want to feel like you big dog . You not big dog .

Speaker 3

You not big dog . Okay , like you said , like he said he go to work today . He went to work in the morning . He can probably get off at 4 or 5 , whatever time . Muffler man closed . I know it don't take 10 minutes to come home Are you timing that nigga .

Speaker 3

I mean you don't have your license . So yes , I am timing you , whether if you stop and get something to eat or whatever the fuck the case may be , communicate . You said you're so big on communication that with me , like you'll be , like , oh , I went to the um , to the men's program , or whatever like that .

Speaker 2

Granted , you did go to the men's program , but it's too .

Speaker 3

That don't even matter to me , like wherever else , because what if something happened , you get into an accident or not ? All I know is you went to work or and I don't know nothing else . Now I'm looking like the parent who don't even know where a fucking child is at . When you can communicate , can I go over such and such house after this ? Or when I leave here , can I go to practice ? Um , the little practice that I do got time . Can I go there ? Because now you're on the south side transferring all the way to mount morris and shit like that and I don't know .

Speaker 3

So now , when you ain't coming home after working two hours and shit then went by , then you like , oh , I went , I went , went to practice . How about I supposed to know you're supposed to went to practice when you could have just said I got work and practice ? Now I know you at work and practice , whether if you went to practice or not and went over somebody else's house , that's still in the hours of you supposed to go to practice . I'm not checking your locations , I'm not asking , keep calling and texting where you at , but when you acting like , oh , I'm around the corner , I'm around the corner and here go another hour . Where around the corner is you at right like kids is so fucking stupid .

Speaker 2

Like when I was driving my mama's car she know where I was at Every time , every move I made , because I feel like if she knew every move I made , she wasn't going to ask me to come home .

Speaker 3

Because once you get to looking , you know you get to doing your stuff . And it's like damn , this nigga texted me 30 minutes ago talking about he down the street when , when you could have just been like I got to go to practice , even if you lying , they don't even know how to lie straight . If you like , okay , from work I'm going to practice . I know practice let out at 830 . Where'd you go to practice and now you could have did whatever you wanted to do in them little hours and then still came home like around practice .

Speaker 2

Yeah , they don't lie .

Speaker 3

That's it , but I'm sure our parents said the same and I ain't trying to teach him how to lie neither Exactly .

Speaker 2

You just so fucking stupid and that's like a catch-22 Because you have to tell him . I told him I do that shit . That was the dumbest lie ever .

Speaker 3

Because he'll do shit Like if I told him Go to Family Dollar . In my mind I already know you finna swing probably Probably around the corner . Gonna pick up Reggie . You finna go to Family Dollar Now you gotta you probably .

Speaker 2

You're taking a long route Before you get home , you might go to the Family Dollar and beat her because she didn't say which one to go to . That's the type of shit I used to do .

Speaker 3

But now you gotta drop him off and then come back home . So I already know in my mind . I already know what you're doing . But when you sit up here and be like it was a long line , you come in the house , try to act like it's a story going on . It was a long line , I had to go to this one and this one . I already know what you did .

Speaker 2

Now Reggie , don't come in guilty . He come in like the fuck , I'm dumb , dumb . He be like , hey , you're 45 minutes late , hey , come the fuck back in . And he still come in there like what's up , ma Cordray , been at home for 45 minutes when you been ? Oh , Cordray had me Like Reggie , a motherfucker , I ain't even going to listen and can't lie . He be looking at me like bitch , just take this lie and leave me alone . Like damn why you even calling me in here . Like Reggie , take this lie and leave me alone . Like damn why you even calling me in here .

Speaker 1

Like Reggie , I can't hey shout out to her . I feel like you already know I fucked up .

Speaker 3

Take this lie .

Speaker 2

Like just tell me what the fuck you finna . Tell me that I'm in trouble . Like I don't even want to really Take this lie and run with it . Yeah , my son is a motherfucking traitor , but second time I'd be like Reggie quit playing .

Speaker 3

Yeah , when I asked Quintrell , he'd just be like he'd be like alright , let me tell you . Let me tell you what happened . He'd just look dumb . I'd be like Quintrell . I know you might seem like I'm old , but I did this same shit , you got daughters , you got daughters .

Speaker 1

We're way slicker than guys , no I tell my kids the real man you know , just don't be and if they don't like , I tell them I ain't had that issue yet . I'm like it was crazy because she done lied to her mama before about where she was at , but she told me where she was at every day when the times we have been able to communicate , she be like she was where I'm , like she told me she was there .

Speaker 3

She didn't tell you yeah , it's a dude I mess with too . His daughter is that age too and him , his baby mama be going at it because she called , like you call her and see where she is she , whatever they get into it in this . Like he called he black , I got a location . Well , she won't share her location with me and I just be looking like , but I saw my daddy , everything like when I lost my virginity .

Speaker 3

I saw my daddy , like my daddy was the first person like I communicated , like even when I had my period . I saw my daddy and then tell my mom I the first person like I communicated .

Speaker 1

Like even when I had my period , I'd tell my daddy and then tell my mom that's how me and my daughter is . You know what I'm saying . She'll come , she'll tell me , because I'll be telling her ain't no reason , I ain't going to trip , I don't you don't lie .

Speaker 3

you know what I'm saying in the home . So it's like , nigga , you gonna have to talk to me about some shit you got to .

Speaker 2

That's crazy . Being a parent Ain't no parent 101 for sure .

Speaker 3

It sure ain't . Like I said , there's no men in my family for real . Like we are , the women in my family are the men . So it was like who is it that my son can ? And the fucking family ? That is insane .

Speaker 2

Can't look up Uncle Rob , he light-skinned .

Speaker 3

I'm just playing Rob .

Speaker 1

I ain't been on shit either , though man . I really just the only thing that really happened this week for me that really bust my ass was my transmission . When I found out it was my transmission , so I had to come out and lock money , so offense it's not under warranty , they finally told me it was on warranty .

Speaker 3

But they played another game with . I knew there's something else apart , that's not a part of one .

Speaker 2

Yep , oh , you said that . You said that they was gonna say this part covered under warranty but you gotta fix this that's their game . That's their games see , that's why kids need me and they like to know that they gonna do to do that , because you said that . You said they're going to say that the trainee is covered , but this isn't , and this got to get fixed . So you still came out of some money . Poor damn it , rob .

Speaker 1

Once you pull that bitch in that bay and they get that bitch , you want to leave out this motherfucker . It's like a casino or a strip club . Once you come in that bitch , you're going to give out some money . You ain't coming in this bitch , just come in this bitch man . That's insane .

Speaker 3

Well , you know , it is what it is , you need your car , so it's like at this point , after your phone .

Speaker 1

the car is the next thing you need . I know for sure you got to have it . So we're going to get into the topic and you know I'm going to .

Speaker 2

Let me get off into the topic , because I'm not tipping no bitch for no service that I paid her for . Okay , and I'm sorry , I just feel like waitresses , servers , people that do stuff like that . Yes , but it was just this thing on Facebook y'all and they just try to make black people feel like we just so ghetto and we so wrong because we don't tip our people , like our nail people and stuff like that . Why would I fit ? Why would I tip vinny ? Vinny ain't never finna , give me a rhinestone for free never . He ain't finna . Take , fix a nail for free . He ain't finna repaint a fucking nail for free two dollar . So guess what if my total was 89 , that's how much you're getting 89 .

Debating the Etiquette of Tipping

Speaker 2

Now , a black girl that do my nails , I may very well tip , only because , for whatever reason a black girl might be like oh , I just cut them , I change the shape of them for free them Chinese motherfuckers ain't doing that . And and people that do your hair ? They ain't gonna say you know what ? I'm just gonna wash it for free today , you can just pay me for the curl , so what the fuck I'm gonna tip you for ? For they don't . And I love my beautician , but if my hairstyle is 45 , you're getting 45 .

Speaker 3

Right , no , that's , that's exactly what the fuck it is .

Speaker 2

I think I don't think you should tip people for services .

Speaker 3

That I'm paying for Like .

Speaker 2

I'm paying for , so I jumped off into that Y'all . Can we're asking or we're discussing , like when is a tip necessary ? I guess they're not even necessary , it's supposed to be a tip .

Speaker 3

A tip whether I pay you or not , but when , when , when has it become like almost a , not a threat , but like y'all are getting real hostile ? If a motherfucker tip you for a service , they paying you for it . Yeah , they even be on Tik TOK going crazy like basically , we broke bum bitches because we don't give tips bitch you already charged me 450 to do this , motherfucking and that's why y'all don't whatever y'all do , what y'all do , it's like I pay .

Speaker 3

I'm paying you for a service if I feel like you went out the way and did some shit for me and you just made me feel whatever came in after hours . It got to be something like that for me , like you didn't do nothing extravagant , but do my hair that I'm paying you for .

Speaker 2

Did you travel to me ? Did you bring , come in when you wasn't ?

Speaker 3

supposed to ? Did you offer me complimentary drinks , like what was it that made me feel like you should be tipped Right ?

Speaker 1

See I can't really speak on that would go to that . I would get have to give a tip of service outside like restaurants and shit would be the barber .

Speaker 2

I was gonna ask you that do you some people .

Speaker 1

I'm gonna tell you most niggas , don't tip barbers .

Speaker 2

I wouldn't either if my motherfucking hairline costs $25 yeah , most people don't tip barber .

Speaker 1

I will say I tip my barber sometime and the only reason why I did that piggybacking on what you said is it's been times like I'm this bitch because he don't do appointments and he get on my fucking nerves . It is what it is . So it might be times like I'm stepping out and I'm like are you good ? I'm like you know what , bro , can you get me together At the crib ? I know it's 10 o'clock .

Speaker 3

But that's .

Speaker 2

That's going outside Of his way , though that's an inconvenience fee For real .

Speaker 3

It's really not a tip , it's an inconvenience fee .

Speaker 1

No , he charged .

Speaker 2

He charged extra Because oh , you charged extra , then I'm not tipping you , but I tip him sometimes Just off the strip .

Speaker 1

I know he will do it Because , like you know , I understand . Even when you charged me extra , you might have been like Nigga , you didn't come during time .

Speaker 3

And I probably was doing something , whether , regardless , the money did make me move , but it's still like why are y'all feeling obligated Like y'all ? It's like y'all almost Breathing down our neck Like a tip , a tip , a tip . It's like you act like I ain't paying you shit .

Speaker 2

I feel like , Even in the case of the barber , If you're already I feel like let me add my extra on it . Now , when I notice that I come to cut your hair at your house at 10 o'clock sometimes for you and my regular price is $25 , and you don't never even throw a bitch $35 , $30 , a little tip because I came , then I'll start adding my extra , Like my track , because I'm coming there . It's $35 off the back , but I feel like you should . If I fuck with you and I'm a regular , I feel like you should . If I fuck with you and I'm a regular , I don't have to put no extras on it because I'm coming to your house , Because , like I said , you ought to fuck with me , and in that case I am going to pay extra , A tip or whatever the fuck you want to call it .

Speaker 2

I'm going to go out my way to give you a little more because you went out your way . But if I come to your barbershop and sit in your chair and you line me up and you charge me $25 , that's what the fuck you're getting . If I walk over to a bar and you service me and I walked over to the bar , I don't have to tip you , Ms Bartender , because that's your job to be behind the bar , the waitresses that be going back and forth and running and ripping and doing my ripping and running for me , bringing my food and doing this and doing that . You deserve a tip .

Speaker 1

You know what ? I'm going to go a little bit further than that . I always said this with the thing I tip good , and I'll never forget this . This shit happened like about a month and a half ago . I'm at Pop Rocks Funniest shit ever . I'm at Pop Rocks and all I got was a beer . At the time my first thing was just a beer . I think the beer was like $6 , it might have been $6 , it might have been $5 . I wonder if anybody said my sister was Corona . So I remember as clear as day I only gave the waitress , who was a waiter , a dollar tip .

Tipping Etiquette and Service Standards

Speaker 1

A female said something to me about getting him a dollar tip and you know I didn't want to come off rude but I wanted to say bitch , you tip him if you think he need more . He gave me . All he did was pop the top off this bitch and hand me a beer . It was five or six dollars . How much do you think I should have tipped him ?

Speaker 2

Right , yeah , no , a dollar was all you did was open . He was the bartender . Right yeah , you did was open and did . He was at the . He was the bartender . Right . Again , I fit like that . The dollar was straight for me because that's your job . I don't give a fuck what nobody's saying . The bartender gets paid higher than the waitresses because it's their job to bartend . So if I tip you more than likely I'm tipping you because we sat here and had a good conversation and you know I'm saying you entertain me a little bit or something . But if you brought my drink and got the fuck on down , here's the money for your drink .

Speaker 1

I stopped tipping heavy like that because and I understand this is probably a problem across all bars and clubs when they be packed . If I'm tipping , I feel like I'm tipping good . When you see me step up , you should be able to recognize me when I put my hand up like that . You might have to go past this other month , no sometimes I do that too .

Speaker 3

So you know , like if you're gonna bypass all these who've been here before me and come to me , that means you know you are finna , get a tip , you're not finna , just like . Basically hold on them and get to me and don't get out of you know what I'm saying ?

Speaker 2

right right , I just made you miss money and here I am ain't giving you .

Speaker 3

So when I do tip certain , they do come to me like , even though I go somewhere knowing I get free drinks , I don't have to tip them . They don't even be looking for me to tip them at all because they just know they really don't even have to . They just know to make sure that I am good . It's not necessarily like , oh , she's supposed to give you this Nothing but bitch . You can be getting bottles and tips and everything . I'm not that type of person . I tip them here . This is for the night because you know it's going to keep coming here's for the night . That's the shit I do .

Speaker 2

When you do shit like that , though , when you do tip people , your waitresses and you- do stuff like that , they come straight to you . Your drink ain't going to get empty . None of that , and that's how you're supposed to be .

Speaker 3

They come straight to you as soon as you walk in the club . They be you good , you need something , whatever , because they already know like oh , she going to take care of me regardless of what Like she going to take care of me .

Speaker 1

That's why I said what I said . I done had them issues before with certain ones I'm like , and then I come back in there like another time . I'm like damn .

Speaker 1

I t you know what I'm saying , because that's the thing , like even so much , like it's certain waiters I done been around Mm-hmm and waiters like you know , they know what I'm drinking and like now I drink with mixed drinks . You feel me Mm-hmm ? Well , certain , you know people know when I'm drinking they even stiffen the shit up on me . Like you know what I'm saying . I say make it stiffer .

Speaker 1

Yeah , yeah , I say I want a stiff drink , and you know they get it together . You know what I'm saying , and that's the thing . That's why I tip . Good , but like no , I don't think it's automatically a tip , you know what I'm saying .

Speaker 3

I tip you , especially when I'm paying you for a service .

Speaker 1

Even when I'm at dinner I still tip . But this one thing , like I said , I'm not a picky person . So meaning by like , usually if you bring the food up , you really have to fuck the food up for me to send it back and make you go do all that shit . So usually when you come , you're only going to come to my table to do service . It's going to be a couple of times no-transcript .

Speaker 3

Like , oh , you didn't give me a straw or you didn't give me no silverware . Like , if it's just that , it's just like , whatever they put in this gratuity , that's what the fuck you're going to get . And speaking of gratuity on that , because the gratuity they say because you got some bold ass waitress . That would be like we got to split this with the busters and we got to split this with that . That's y'all fucking problem , that's y'all business . I'm not fitting a tip . Y'all tip came out this out , my fucking bill .

Speaker 2

But you think I'm supposed to tip you a different bill because you got to split that tip with no , and you know what and it's crazy because I would like to ask a waitress how they feel about that because I went out with a group of dudes right it was that it was actually for my big brother birthday and she put they , he , my dad , was like go ahead and put everything on one bill , right . So they added the gratuity and it was kind of high . But he was like damn , we was finna . Well , my brother and his boy was like damn , we was finna , tip her way more than that . But we just gonna . You know what I'm saying , because she did a great job .

Speaker 3

And they were short staffed . Yeah Well , no staff , really , she was the only one and the only reason .

Speaker 2

like it was like fucked up , because y'all put that on there when she was finna get a way bigger tip .

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying , like in another thing about waitress , like I might say something like this and it happened . Like this , I'd be like , matter of fact , I was just at Big Boys and this happened . I had ordered what they call a Slim Jim . I ain't never ate .

Speaker 3

I mean neither , I just been saying Big Boys , I just never thought to go there .

Speaker 1

I ordered a Slim Jim and I'm like I just want to try your biscuits . I just want to try One biscuit . I'm not , I don't need multiple biscuits , one biscuit . And I asked her how much would it be . She said I think about a dollar or something like that . She charged me $4 for that one biscuit because she charged that's toast . So like I didn't get a bunch of biscuits or multiple , one fucking biscuit For $4 ? Exactly what you just said . I got up how much is it ? All right , I'm out , because you could have told me that you know what I'm saying .

Speaker 2

Right , or you could have went and figured out how to charge me for one biscuit , or you could have been like Lord , lord , lord , or you could have just been like we don't sell just one biscuit , but I'm telling you we got to charge you for more than that .

Speaker 2

So if you want to , let you decide whether fucking still give it to me or not yeah and and I think that , like I didn't , went out to people , went out to eat with people that's been waitresses before and it's like they be so sympathetic and you know I'm saying they'd be like , well , is she busy ?

Waiter Etiquette and Tipping Expectations

Speaker 2

It's a difference between you busy and you're trying to do the best that you can , versus you saying fuck me and my table over here you know , I'm saying or you just got a bad attitude , or I even be okay if you got an attitude because you busy and you the only person .

Speaker 3

But when you communicate that , but like when the motherfucking waiter , a real ass waiter , would keep coming like sorry , I'm not trying to have no attitude with y'all . Like when they get to breaking shit down , then that makes the table be like oh , y'all know , y'all know I'm running , you know I'm saying whatever . Like that it's like you have more patience with somebody that you know that's a waiter instead of like what the fuck is she over there doing ?

Speaker 2

because the lady that did it that night when I had my brother's birthday dinner . She didn't never tell her she was by herself until like the end , but she was trying so hard to be like get make sure everybody was straight . She did a really good job . Job . She didn't have no attitude , none of that shit . People like that definitely deserve tips .

Speaker 3

But when you do have attitude and then when you come to a table who make you put your guard down , it's like they guard end up coming down and you know it's like y'all get to talking to each other .

Speaker 2

Communication is key in life .

Speaker 3

And every fucking aspect in life .

Speaker 1

because I didn't tip big , like that's what made me tip big . Like I done been out to eat before and somebody like I ordered some shit that could have been . Like even Applebee's didn't happen . Like I done ordered this and ordered that and like let me get the appetizers . And like I wasn't thinking like you know , you should have just did it like this and got the two for 25 it'd be cheaper oh really , and difference been Especially a motherfucker who know that menu by heart like by hand .

Speaker 2

But I've seen somebody like snap on the waiter , like what make you think I want the cheaper option ? And I'm thinking like nigga , she helping you , she probably if you getting the same goddamn order and it's just different . Like people can be rude to waitresses , though , when they offer like you know what I'm saying ?

Speaker 1

a cheaper product or a cheaper way to order something ? I'm not . No , I give them a difference . On top of my tip I was giving them , I also give a difference because if you would have told me I was paying it anyway ?

Speaker 2

and what about people that get mad when they be like um , do you want change ? I hate that . I hate that . I'm that people the bitch don't ask me , do I it ? Well , bring my fucking change .

Speaker 3

No , I'm not even finna . Give you , like , just give me my fucking change , because if I would have gave it to you and I didn't tell some niggas this , when you stop a bitch from doing that shit like here , you know what I'm saying , we good , but if I give you this and slide , you know , the little notebook over to you and you am I supposed to bring change back ?

Speaker 2

yes , the fuck , you are like yeah , I think it's rude to ask if I had a view , if I had a buyer or owner entity that had waitresses , I would you definitely don't ask nobody . Do they want that change ? Bring that shit back . I don't give a fuck if it's one penny , bring that shit back . And if they give it to you , then they give it to you .

Speaker 1

But yeah , I think it's rude to ask yeah , that's how like I can name so many different restaurants where I give tips to certain people , like they know , when I come in and see that waitress there because a little shit they do .

Speaker 1

Like I told y'all , I was at the mexican spot , man . That shit pissed me off , man . That's why I don't go there no more . Fucking charge me a dollar for the diced tomatoes and a dice I mean the shredded lettuce because I wanted some . It was like an open-faced . I don't know what you could call that bitch man , fajita or something like that , but it didn't have A tostada . It could have been If you told me I still wouldn't know , is it like an open taco ?

Speaker 2

He said if you told me , I still wouldn't know .

Speaker 1

The tostada . The long story short was I was upset because I like tomatoes and lettuce when I'm eating certain shit . You know , I like tomatoes and lettuce when I'm eating certain shit Mexican food , I don't give a fuck what's the best . So you paying the arm and leg ? And when they charge you two dollars for the little funky , funky ass shredded for your .

Speaker 3

What is that shit called pico ? Pico it wasn't even pico . I know I'm saying , they said funky and they didn't charge you for pico .

Speaker 1

This shit was really just and some shredded lettuce that they probably got out of bag , and I seen the $2 for I said , oh yeah , uh-huh , watch this tip . I got a tip for you . Don't go on the north side after 10 , bitch , I'm out , right man .

Speaker 2

Let me write a note on this motherfucker after I sign .

The Importance of Tipping in Restaurants

Speaker 3

I just hate the stereotype that black people don't tip . Oh , you must be broke because you don't tip . Like it's , it's a fine like , because I'm a tipper , I tip . I , I believe in tipping , but I just don't believe tipping in the service I'm paying for , that you're getting your money right , but I also believe that , even as a waitress though you you deserve a tip or you don't deserve a tip . Yeah , I've been how you treat me .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I haven't been at a restaurant before and I'm not gonna say she was rude . You know what I'm saying . She didn't really have an attitude , but , goddamn , my water was empty for 40 fucking minutes . You know what I'm saying . Like that shit that you supposed to be doing and I get it . People get frustrated . So no , instead of this $20 tip I was gonna give you If I leave a dollar bitch know , your service was shitty . You get what I'm saying .

Speaker 1

It's on topic , but it's off topic too . It just made me listen to you . It just made me remember I got a cousin I ain't going to air him out this a nasty nigga when I say like nasty , Like so . My auntie used to leave big tips , Especially all of a sudden .

Speaker 3

He would double back and take it .

Speaker 1

Like yeah , I done seen her .

Speaker 2

Darius need his ass whooped . No , I just flamed . I done seen her drop . Why that seem like the cousin that would do that shit .

Speaker 1

I done seen her drop Like we all out there . She done dropped Like cause the builder Came up to a hundred , something she done dropped like a Forty dollar tip . Yeah , he done took a Slid , slid through 220 . So that bitch quick as hell and drop a ten and can't be pushing man .

Speaker 2

you get a $10 tip .

Speaker 1

bitch , I'm like yo bro , I'm like I ain't gonna say shit , and when we get out the car like man , that was some foul shit that is .

Speaker 3

That is scandalous .

Speaker 2

I think tips is something that's deserved .

Speaker 3

Yeah .

Speaker 2

And it's not required . I don't give a fuck if you . No , I don't want to feel pressured to give a tip them to waitresses , but I think you should give them , based on their performance and how they treat you Just because I know you're a waitress and you get paid $3.95 an hour . Am I supposed to take that job ?

Speaker 3

Yeah , I'm not supposed to be obligated to tip you when you were serving All you did . You didn't even serve me my damn food . Other people came out and served me my food and you came out once to fill my fucking water up and said we good , you ain't brought me back . No condiments , you ain't do shit .

Speaker 1

I hate to say it like this , but this is funny shit too . You know it's how the world works . I know this because I done watched it . If she have nice looking waitress for a nigga boy , she gonna get a good tip . If you kind of like hard on the eyes , that tip don't be hitting the same . Well , you better be above and beyond . You know what I'm saying and that's fucked up , but that's the truth . I always said that . I said , man , I was just talking about this in the chat .

Speaker 3

And not saying they don't got it , but we was just so people who got establishment shit understand that and don't put them out there .

Speaker 1

That's what we was talking about . I'm like we . You know what I'm saying . I'm like man if I got no no , I got it .

Speaker 3

I'll binge watch it . I don't know .

Speaker 2

Okay , let me tell y'all , I finished telling you , but y'all I sort of got . My shit was on on Friday and then like Saturday I went to go watch it and then it was like off and I , they didn't give me no bill or nothing .

Speaker 3

So I don't know what the fuck happened to prime .

Speaker 1

I ain't Like I always said , if I get it and it's my six-year plan I am going to have some type of bar or club . That's my six-year plan and I just want to not just get in there just for the money-wise . I do want it for that , but it'd be a nice spot for , like , when my dogs we come through some nights we just get there and chill . You know what I'm saying . Go shoot some pools , we can chill . Just put that too . But I want a spot because I also want to make money . A man shed yeah , that's , that's man . Can I want to actually make money off the spot ? Okay ?

Speaker 1

but you know um the real about it was I'm like , I'm like man , you gotta have eye candy . It's no other way to say . I hate to say it that way no , you don't like that , but you gotta have eye candy and I'm like , yeah , because I might not even shoot at the waitress , but damn it it . I want to have some eye candy while I come in , so I'm drinking . I want to see something good on the eyes .

Speaker 2

That's the honest . But this takes us back to what we talked about in episode two . Your eye candy is not his eye candy , so you still going to have to have you a chunky up in there , or even somebody that you don't think cute , because somebody thinks she cute .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I mean you can't please everybody , but you got to .

Speaker 2

Yeah , no you can't think like that . You got to , you got to have listen , you got to have a smorgasbord of women .

Speaker 1

She just said hooters .

Speaker 2

This is the truth of hooters it's ugly bitches that work in hooters , Black bitches and Hooters is I ain't never seen too many big chicks . No lying to them , that was the Hooter or Waitress . That's because they choose not to wear belly shirts . That's why I'm saying If a big bitch will wear a rally shirt and she won't too , she gonna get in there . I can almost guarantee you it's because she doesn't want to wear that belly shirt .

Speaker 1

I had to ask . I just assumed that probably they wouldn't . Probably I just assumed that that probably they wouldn't .

Speaker 2

Probably you don't get in trouble if you discriminate against them again we had this talk before and we're gonna have to have it again , but it's gonna have to be at one of our live things because , for whatever reason , I ain't gonna say you be totally disagreeing , but you will be the stop some of your business , because if I'm a nigga that like big bitches every time I come in your Nigga you got these skinny ass or these thick bitch . Where is the fat bitch at ? Yeah , I'm with you . I just I know this . And it's a nigga that like ugly women . Yeah .

Speaker 1

Because they not ugly to him , he is the outer beholder . But what I was saying , like no , I'm just , I'm keeping it real . Like because I'd have been in some spots , me and my dogs , and we was talking about that shit , and like , damn , you know , I never aired nothing out , but I'm like goddamn , like man , this is what they got out here . I said , fuck man , did we come on the wrong day or the wrong night ? Like goddammit , the fuck is coming on . Like . I said this about the Mexican restaurant . They didn't do that . But El Casameles and Cortland , they got some of the most beautiful Mexican women in that motherfucker .

Speaker 2

I said , man , they made sure they went out there that bitch going to be right back jumping soon , though I mean no , it's always people out there , though I just always , when I do think of that , I just instantly go to Miller Road .

Speaker 3

I don't go , and it's crazy , because I don't even like the Miller Road food I ain't been there so fucking long , but when somebody mention it , my mind goes shit . Miller Road food I ain't been there so fucking long , but when somebody mention it , my mind go shit .

Speaker 2

Mine do too , but I don't like Miller Road's food . I like they drinks , but I like the one on Cortland food . I totally be fucking forgetting about it and what's crazy is I think that it's going . Look , we jumped off just a little bit but I think everything finna at Ross , you know they putting a Burlington over there and they putting another department store in that plaza across the street . Everything finish shit from Miller Road to the other side of town .

Speaker 1

They might do it , they doing it right . But , like I said , I didn't went to Casa Real Shout out to them or whatever , because I don't give a fuck about drinks , I drink straight shots .

Speaker 2

But , like I said , the waitress El Casa Real and El Casa Mel . Okay , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , okay , I like El Casa Mel .

Speaker 1

Man , I came in that motherfucker and be like God damn .

Speaker 3

No , because they fairly younger . Maybe that's what it is they very younger .

Speaker 1

They probably put the older ones on the ground . See , courtney , know what I'm talking about .

Speaker 3

They nice in that way , my white tee co-worker live over there so I used to meet her over there to go to that one .

Speaker 2

Me and my homegirl was just seeing how we didn't know what the fuck YT was for a long time , Like when they first started using it , and when I figured out what it was , I just thought it was so fucking neat . When I first heard it I was like YT people . What the fuck ? I'm like YT , I don't get it .

Speaker 1

The reason why it started like that because you wouldn .

Speaker 2

Yeah , these people , the clear people is what they say , the clear people . I'm cracking up .

Speaker 1

Whatever , that's what I said .

Maximize Waitressing Income Tips

Speaker 1

Definitely you got to get some nice look and the other game part about that when you get them waitress . Listen , baby girl , I'm bringing you in here , I'm not trying to control you . I'm telling you how to get your tips if you want . No for sure Don't set . If you got a nigga , you know what I'm saying . Don't have me all in this motherfucker . But if you don't got a nigga , wait to get a nigga if you want to be a waitress , because the more that you look available , the more you can dangle that carrot , the more niggas going to chase .

Speaker 2

No , yeah . Well , first of all , if I was going to be a waitress , that's just something that my nigga got to know . I'm going to get a waitress . You have to know that you're eye candy and the way to get your money is to be cute . That doesn't mean shake your ass and have your titties out , but you should have your face done . You should be cute Because that do make and even the men . You should have your shit lined up . You should look attractive .

Speaker 3

That make people want to . Some people are going to be overly , not aggressive , but just overly annoying to you . Don't let no nigga disrespect you for no couple fucking dollars . Yeah , no , but you got to what ?

Speaker 2

No , I just saw some waitresses looking at hot motherfucking men .

Speaker 1

Not even just at no club .

Speaker 2

I'm talking about at a restaurant . Even if you're at a restaurant , you should look neat and clean .

Speaker 3

Smell good hygiene is supposed to be on point you and . Clean smell good hygiene is supposed to be on point you should be .

Speaker 2

And the reason why .

Speaker 1

I said this because , again , it's the conversation , locker room talk . You know what I'm saying . I know this muscle right here . Like I told you , niggas always in competition with each other , that's just how it go . If it's a nice looking waitress that's around , or whatever , at the restaurant , bar or club , multiple , multiple niggas trying to shoot at her . So long as she can keep her options open , she ain't . Don't talk to him , just string him along .

Speaker 3

Yeah , you laugh . Laugh at the corny ass you might take .

Speaker 1

You can take the numbers down and everything . Now , if you got a nigga , you don't want to take no numbers down , but you can take the numbers down . You ain't talking to none of them court yet and you still talking like nigga I'm , I'm telling she fucking with me , like she , she makes sure I'm good when I'm in there , exactly , and it's gonna keep . It would keep going because if a nigga never know , can never find out , you fucking with nobody , he's gonna , they all gonna keep coming because they , they want to be the first nigga . That's just how I go . Keep your options open and you know if you want to really maximize , being what you ain't got to , but I'm , that's just a and that's your little side hustle , because nine times out of ten those are people's side hustles as waitresses , and especially at bars and stuff .

Speaker 3

That be they job . But it's like still , if it's your side hustle , keep that attitude , the fuck like that's what I'm saying . A motherfucking waitress with an attitude , baby , baby , would piss me . Clean the fuck off and bitch , we can have it in here .

Speaker 1

I know some women , that's just . You know what I'm saying . That's what they do is waitress , but they that's how I talk to them about it and that's how they did like they always get broke off cause , like , if I come in there I don't be ghetto , but you know what I'm saying .

Speaker 3

I be trying to like make them put they guard down , like I'm not stuck up or nothing . So sometimes I come in and I don't read the menu or I'd be like what's the deal of the day or some shit like that . You might get some , like I done seen some bubbly ass waitress like , oh , instead of buying a drink , like we got this right here . This is , it's still happy hour if it's not happy hour , but everybody like this drink and it's cheap and they got this , you know whatever like that . Well , motherfucker , who come in like that , like because I don't know this menu , like that probably , yeah , when you say you ain't never been there , yeah , and it's like what y'all like in here . You got some people like I hate the way they be like .

Speaker 2

I ain't never ate in here . Yeah , it's like .

Speaker 3

Bitch , you work here . If I had again , if I had an entity that serves stuff I'm not going to make you or what you heard , start lying Like , yeah , everybody eat this one or drink this or some shit like that , right , and then and again .

Speaker 2

I think to know the drinks is very important too , especially when you work at an establishment that sells drinks . You should definitely know what's a strong drink , what's not so strong , what's fruity , what's not so fruity All of that good stuff Way too due to what you just said .

Speaker 1

Now make me tip , you Always come up I even asked Not being rude . Yeah , I want her .

Speaker 2

No , I you know what I remember . At one point in time , when people used to go to Red Lobster On Pearson Road , everybody used to ask for Juicy . Shout out to Juicy . She a comedian around here , oh yeah .

Speaker 3

Everybody used to ask for Juicy . She so like she bubbly . She gonna crack a joke she was going to whatever , and she knew her shit wherever she was at .

Speaker 1

She definitely did , Because , according to you just said , I haven't seen that happen . Like I came in . It's like , yeah , happy hour is about to be over . Don't tell nobody I'm going to keep .

Speaker 3

Yeah , I'm going to still give it , because y'all sat down before the time was over with type shit . When you give me the cool vibe sometimes I even lack the pay attention of you really not coming to the table or that because I am good , like I don't need shit for real , but it's like , okay , she made sure I had all my shit and it'll be like okay , she ain't come over here a lot , but it wasn't nothing that I was missing for real . I would still tip you or whatever the fuck the case may be , but you got some shitty ass . Motherfucking waitress .

Speaker 1

That's why I said like , and again , that's what I do . I'm already got a tip for you . What was the difference on them drinks ? I got about four drinks . What's the difference on them drinks ? Oh yeah , originally it was $5 right now , but originally it was $11 . Oh , I got four of them four . You know what I'm saying . Understand , they don't play the game , man . You know what I'm saying . But yeah , what you saying . When I get a bad wage , I still ain't got a problem with mine .

Speaker 3

Like you know , this is how you make your money Money and I don't even be Want to be like that to people Like I . Hate having to be like so petty , but like bitch you ain't , finna . Give me bad service and I still pay you .

Speaker 1

I used to not be like that . I was that guy that would sit back and I don't give a fuck what it is . I'm going to make sure you're good Now . Oh hell , yeah , boy , I'm Patty Murphy . You got me fucked up . Are you going to come over with that stank ass attitude ? Watch this , I got something for you . You said Patty Murphy , I'm cracking up , you want to do it again .

Speaker 3

Not with me , not Now , with my money , my coins . I don't got coins to be throwing away like that . Me neither Fuck that . So , bitch , you're going to have to work , you at work , work for them .

Speaker 1

Like I said , work for them .

Speaker 3

It's different for niggas because you get guilt tripped by society into like Because when I'm with my nigga , when I'm with my nigga , because every nigga I done been with they be like how much , you think , how , how much , you think how much , how much , and I'd be like just tip . That's why , but when I'm with a nigga off rip , I'm , I don't tip Whether he pay for the whole bill , because you got some niggas who put the whole thing in there . If before he can even do that , I usually tip . So you don't even got to ask me , because I know exactly how much this bitch finna give , because I'm tipping , that's something .

Speaker 1

I used to always want and I wouldn't say nothing when I was dating heavy . That was something I look at Like damn If I'm getting .

Speaker 3

But when you do it before me , we not finna argue who would fill the tip when you are .

Tipping and Age Differences in Relationships

Speaker 3

If our bill was like Seventy something dollars and you gave her , or like ninety dollars , you gave her a hundred and shit Like keep the Keep the thing . It's like Well , what the fuck , what am I supposed ?

Speaker 1

to do Like Like you just said . I done seen some females Come and they say like it's just a small feud Out in the Dated and done and they did that . But they be like yeah , I got the tip .

Speaker 3

Yeah .

Speaker 1

When the bill come . I got the tip .

Speaker 3

Especially if we ain't dated before and you don't know how it work .

Speaker 1

I will be like I got the .

Speaker 3

Cause that make me I'm fucking with you an equal out to nothing or whatever like that , but it's still like okay you're paying it out to him .

Speaker 1

You're planting the seed . That's how I look at it . You're planting the seed , but yeah , like I said , like I said , I ain't no broke ass bitch , but I'm a broke ass bitch . So there you go , man like that chick at Pop Rocks though was you to tell me what the tip bitch .

Speaker 3

You tip , yeah , yeah bitch I for a six dollar bill , and listen , this was a crazy part . So so so does the amount of the bill . That's how the tip go go .

Speaker 2

That's how , that's where , that's how they get the gratuity . It's the amount of the bill .

Speaker 3

Yeah , that's what I'm saying , but I didn't know that .

Speaker 2

We thought of it like you're supposed to . I know that a percentage of however , that's it go 15 .

Speaker 1

But what if it's less ?

Speaker 2

what if it's less than what I feel like she worth ? No , I don't like doing that .

Speaker 3

You can do whatever you want to do . You do what I want , you can do what you want to . But I'm just saying like , so , like his bill was six dollars . And what if he was like a good person who came over there , did tricks and tried to get you more drinks and make sure you was good ? Like , how much can you tip ? You can ?

Speaker 1

tip whatever you want to . I didn't any of the times I'd out tip my bill . Oh okay , yeah , but with her I ain't . I left this part out . That's the reason why I wanted to call her a bitch , like I said , I handed him a 10 .

Speaker 1

You feel me . The drink was either five or six dollars . I handed him a 10 . He brought me the ones back I gave . I think it was , if I mistake , I think it was five . I gave him a one . I think it was five , I gave him a one . I got the other ones in my hand . This bitch grabbed my ones and said no , you got to tip more than that . You don't tip like that and I , you know I'm trying to be , you know , still positive about it back then . So I smiled about it , laughed about it . I'm like , yeah , I'm going to get some more drinks from you , which I did . But I want to say , bitch , you done grabbed my ones and you tell me what to tip . Bitch , you tipping Bitch , because I didn't even see you buying nothing at the bar . Bitch , you just been around here with niggas buying you drinks .

Speaker 3

How is your nose stuck up at what the fuck I'm doing ?

Speaker 1

Yeah , this is wild man , you know , I done seen it . So yeah , I think . All motherfucking money though ain't that some shit . Have I seen that shit today ? I could point her out . I know her face and everything . I ain't never had seen this shit before . She was a little bit younger than I . I know she was younger than us because I ain't never seen her before . But yeah , grab my motherfucking ones and put them on the table . I grabbed my shit back and gave him the one dollar . Man I'm cracking up .

Speaker 3

Yeah , fuck no yeah , I just I , I waitresses , bartenders , whatever the case may be . I just feel , like my hair , my nails , a wax or whatever , that you got a price for your service . If that's the case , you should have put that in your fucking service so I could pay you , or whatever the case may be , but I feel like anything that I'm paying you for a service for whether it's even you coming , your job is to come to my house and clean my car . That's your job is to come to people's houses and clean my car . It ain't like you did nothing dramatic to please me , type shit . Like I feel like if I felt like you did something extra or you went above and beyond on my hair or my nails or something like that , I would give you a tip , but on some , you expecting a tip because you did my fucking hair , it's a no .

Speaker 1

No , I wish that's . That's crazy man , but you have that type of shit so it's society , because we in like , we in and motherfuckers . I got to say that for a nigga .

Speaker 3

I can say that for a nigga and I'll write even if you go somewhere , like say that if I go to Chipotle they even have it on that motherfucking screen you pay like tip . What am I tipping you ? For yeah , that's beyond me what the fuck am I tipping you for ? I just paid for my meal and they pay you to make my meal .

Speaker 2

What am I ? 1% , 4% , 3% . Everywhere you go got a tip jar . Why ?

Speaker 3

No , they got that shit on they little pay screen . Yeah , but I'm saying like everybody have tip jars up Like what am I tipping you for Motherfuckers fighting ?

Speaker 2

inflation Nice service .

Speaker 1

I just told you , motherfuckers fighting inflation .

Speaker 3

We is too , but what am I tipping you for ? I'm coming to a place of service that cooks food . You're not doing nothing specifically for .

Speaker 2

Courtney , I'd rather tip the hibachi chef who's standing in front of you and put on a show . I do , I just feel like it should be a reason .

Speaker 3

I don't even know if other people do this but me and my nigga . We tip the hibachi person .

Speaker 2

He did a performance . Yeah Right , that's my point . I'm just saying he gave a performance .

Speaker 3

He entertained me , yeah you entertained the fuck out of me . You threw fucking chicken up my ass . You did something , man , I'm cracking up you said you blew , smoke up my ass . But why am I tipping you when I go to fucking Halo Burger and order my meal ?

Speaker 1

No , I mean I'm with you 100% . Why I'm with you 100% ? So what you been vibing to miss ?

Speaker 2

You always ask me first yeah , that's how it go , I just gave my hoe a 10 piece . I first yeah , that's how it go , I just gave my hoe a 10 piece . I am not one of them . I've been listening to Rob 49 . That's my baby . I love him . He only 25 and I don't give a fuck . Y'all know I got a new crush every week .

Speaker 1

You out here like uh .

Speaker 2

Skill . A baby wasn't gonna last as long as he was light skin .

Speaker 1

They Boogie no no , she an older lady Dating a young dude . Oh Dre , I don't give a fuck .

Speaker 3

Yeah , that's what I wanted to talk about Her and Future Baby mama .

Speaker 2

I just feel like , listen , man , when you over a certain age , it don't matter , whatever floats your boat Floats your boat . No , I wouldn't be in a relationship With 4ix9ine . I ain't gonna lie to you . I would not be him until I was done fucking with him . But at 25 , no , I don't think that you even could .

Speaker 3

You know what I'm saying and I'm saying everybody , Not even that that you're 25 , you in your prime .

Speaker 2

Right , I'm ready to sit down , I'm ready to sit down at 39 .

Speaker 3

Not even necessarily sit so I can't be like , oh , you going to the club or you got groupies I done what you're trying to do .

Speaker 2

That's just like Jada Waiter cutting into you . You kicking it with Jada Waiter , nigga , you not finna know she is at her prime of her life . Why would you even set yourself up to think y'all , finna , fuck with each other or , like the bitch , go out every day ? She do this . No , that's what be crazy was going to say , is why you be fucked up , because niggas always been to say it's not different . A female in her prime is in her prime too , just like a nigga in his prime . I'm 25 nigga . I don't want to be tied down to nobody .

Speaker 1

No , that's not true . A lot of females do be one of them . No , they don't man no they don't .

Speaker 3

That's a damn lie , just like no , it's not .

Speaker 2

You're not gonna say that . No , yes , we At 25 .

Speaker 3

Yes , we is At 25 , we gonna save it At 25 man . Why you always think you can speak for bitches Is the crazy thing .

Speaker 2

I said I'm gonna save it For another episode . Okay .

Speaker 3

Man .

Speaker 2

That's why y'all end up being heartbroken and fucked up about bitches , cause y'all think we be On some other shit . We on the same shit . You On that 25, . I want to have a motherfucking fun , nigga . Fuck this relationship . Fuck you mean . So why y'all get mad when a motherfucker cheat on you ? Because why you put me in this relationship ?

Speaker 3

You should have just said you ain't want to be in this motherfucker .

Speaker 2

Bye Rob , Fuck y'all .

Speaker 1

Shit . But no , yeah , with the Rob man , he might hit you with some of that good dick girl man he talk about it so much .

Speaker 2

I fuck with .

Speaker 1

Rob , because I said the other Rob that was going good in music . He fucked it up for all of us .

Speaker 2

Listen , rob 49 talk about that dick . So much it's got to be good . That's why he going to give me some .

Speaker 1

That's that . On that , the other Rob , fucked it up for us he said he in a relationship .

Speaker 3

Who's the other Rob ? Never mind , I thought it was him .

Speaker 2

R Kelly Talking about .

Speaker 3

Boogie , Big Boogie . He in a relationship .

Speaker 2

Oh yeah , I saw that we knew he was in a relationship with a music chain . Ain't that crazy . Okay , who you been listening to .

Speaker 1

Me . Yeah , I'm taking it back . Y'all gonna look at me and laugh about it . I'm gonna go fuck . I been listening to Ja Rule .

Speaker 3

I just can't listen to .

Speaker 1

Ja , Rule .

Speaker 2

What Ja Rule ? Just Him or the ?

Speaker 1

Duet Ja Rule . I think duet Ja Rule was the best . His first two albums was nice as fuck . If you go back , if y'all got some time , just check them first two albums out . Rule 336 I want to say it's Rule 336 .

Speaker 3

Let me look it up . I was a big fan of the duo , his duo was on that bitch .

Speaker 2

But you know what , though ? That's crazy because old music been on the thing . For me too , though , because I fucked around and heard some DMX and just had to go through the whole motherfucking DMX phase after I heard that one song Me too . Then I went from DMX to Eve .

Speaker 3

I was throwing that like a motherfucker . Everybody be why you all listening . Like I said , I'm going to listen to old Rick Ross , I'm going to listen to old TI Jeezy . I'm still living in those times .

Speaker 2

Because when that bacon , soda , pots and pans , baby Rick Ross was on the song .

Speaker 3

I be fucking done . Yeah , that's it . It's Rue .

Speaker 1

That's the second one Rue Rue , because I've been listening to Rue 336 , and Vinny Beachy , his next one Paying His Love was decent too , I like Paying His Love .

Speaker 2

I like Paying His Love . Yeah , that Okay , he went on his own .

Speaker 1

I said like his first 250 dropped , that's all you gotta think about .

Speaker 3

And 250 dropped and got big man 50 dropped and did the same shit he was doing . Yeah .

Speaker 1

His first three albums . He was a complete artist . I fuck with him .

Speaker 2

That's what I've been listening to 50 first CDs was dope too , when he first dropped listening to .

Speaker 3

Um , I have been listening to what's the dude D-Lo Boss man that . Tia then took over his shit , Tia think that's her song . He got another song . He got two other songs too that I kind of vibe with . It's different . Lowkey his CD hard . It's different , it's like it's very catchy . So it's like , okay , it ain't something .

Speaker 2

It's something to listen to . I can teach finesse . I like that too .

Speaker 1

I was just talking about it With my dog , which is crazy , like people don't know how long my fucker's been out rapping , like he been out for a little minute rapping . But you know that shit happened With Ross , baby Mama .

Speaker 3

Okay , how do you feel ?

Speaker 1

He went viral .

Speaker 3

Oh .

Speaker 1

No , how do you ?

Speaker 3

feel no , but how do you feel Like , okay , granted , you didn't mean that or whatever , this is off topic and we gonna have to get out of here . But anyway , rick Ross , bae , just because him and his bae mama Getting into it , like she was just telling him Like nigga , unblock me no , you didn't block me Off two of my fucking pages . Like I ain't mad at you , no more , I'll probably be mad at you in 30 minutes . Like this shit they go through . But for this bitch to take your song and go get booked to perform this shit in multiple places , like as a man , this your song .

Speaker 3

Like how do you even go about , like trying to check this bitch ? Cause , at the end of the day , this is Rick Ross , baby mama ain't no telling who he gonna have coming after you or whatever , cause they can be for all they want . But like , how do you ? How do you not be mad at this bitch anytime ? You cause , if it was a nigga who done that shit , you would rather press some shit to this nigga , like she hold you , expose you for getting your groceries ate and then she getting booked to perform your shit and saying fuck you in a hole

Mike Tyson's Potential Fight With Paul

Speaker 3

. Tia did all that , yeah .

Speaker 3

I thought they said the girl who booty he was eating no , she sent it to his , her , and when she opened up the message , she's on live , showing them what somebody sent her .

Speaker 2

And that's how the groceries was being his ass was being ate . The girl who asked he was eating . I don't know who sent it to her . I didn't know who .

Speaker 3

I don't know who sent it to her . She was on live . Tia was . Yeah , and somebody sent her shit and she showed it on her fucking live . Why is Tia beefing when she like his song ? She did , but I don't know . Somebody was just . That's just like saying I got some T on such and such or whatever , like that she . What's the T in this shit ?

Speaker 2

I get it , but what I'm saying is , when they was saying she was performing his song like it was his oh yeah , she be like fuck that . She be like fuck him , like why .

Speaker 3

Or whatever , I don't know . She was supposed to be , you know what happened ?

Speaker 1

this is the truth , this is the real . With that , what you ? Just I'm gonna ask her and we get a potter anytime you beef with a female , no matter what the fuck they do , you never look good behind her , you don't . You're in a lose-lose situation . There's nothing you can do . The best thing for you to do , man , is just try to ignore that shit she taking out your pocket . It's not when you beat with a female . It's a lose-lose , especially if it's a wild ratchet or crazy one . Man , just let it go .

Speaker 3

Dog , just let the fire die down on its own , but it's like you will push it to the limit . If it was a nigga , like she's getting booked in rapping yeah if it was a nigga , you'd be out of shit .

Speaker 2

Okay , so I want to say one more thing , but I'm just going to touch on it lightly . I just wanted to ask y'all what y'all think about Mike Tyson fighting that young boy .

Speaker 1

He want to . He's going to whoop his ass .

Speaker 2

That's what I'm saying . He wants to . So it's like if you think you can ? Did y'all see Mike Tyson sprawling , though ? Yeah ?

Speaker 1

That nigga still got it . Did you hear what he ?

Speaker 2

said and you want to fuck with me , but you know , he said he never stopped training , training .

Speaker 3

You can tell he never stopped . I'm going to go a little bit further . It's going to be a good one y'all .

Speaker 1

He the one got him into boxing . Boxing yeah , this is what . I'm big on NFL football . I'm big on college basketball and NBA basketball .

Speaker 1

Sports nigga no not all sports , because I'm not going to say all sports . I don't watch college football like that . I'm not into baseball , so I'm not going to say all sports . I'm not into MA . You'll never see me at a UFC fight . My motherfuckers love that shit . I love boxing . When we was at the spot we watched I Want Some Money that Night . I want some money that night . Terrence Crawford whooped the shot at Errol Spence and motherfuckers , Motherfuckers , don't really even know I'm boxing . But I'm going to say this this is what I feel sad about Mike Tyson is old as hell at this point For him to even go take a fight like that . Not saying he's not going to beat Paul last , it's just a point like damn what if he do .

Speaker 1

If he do , it's not going to , you know , make his resume any better . It's all right . Well , you , tyson , you whooped his ass . No , I'm saying but guess what I'm saying he whooped him it's still going to be . Guess what it's going to be nothing they're going to be like , and he old no , it's not going to be old , it's still he still , because I know he know how to promote . I'm going to call out Tyson definitely over the hill , he in the valley . He's going to call him more over the hill fighter .

Speaker 2

No , you got to go younger to prove yourself . That's what I'm saying . That's what I'm saying he's going younger than Tyson .

Speaker 1

He's not going to go . You need to fight .

Speaker 2

Floyd . If you can't fight Floyd , floyd whoop his ass , but Floyd over the hill . This is what I'm saying , though , floyd about it's definitely an opinion thing , but my opinion is you're not going to get any clout if you beat Tyson . Yeah , we're going to say you beat Tyson because he is Tyson , but that's also 59-year-old Tyson , Listen if he knock .

Speaker 1

I'm telling you what I know I'll bring this back if it happens .

Speaker 2

I hope it don't because I'm pulling up with Tyson If he knock Tyson out like he call somebody else out if he beat him . But I just don't think it's gonna be how you think they gonna be . Like he knocked Mike Tyson , mike Tyson old as fuck .

Speaker 1

That's how they gonna play it .

Speaker 2

The young people , the young people .

Speaker 1

We're not gonna do that the young people run social media .

Speaker 3

They already behind Paul , these old motherfuckers . They got it . It's the young people .

Speaker 2

I just hate when motherfuckers thinking they got it with that fucking . It's the young people .

Speaker 3

That's just like I just , I just hate when , I just hate when motherfuckers try to do that .

Speaker 2

That's just like Lord . Let the Whitney had to still be here . Fantasia wouldn't . Wouldn't dare say let me sing off against Whitney Houston . Why would you say that ? Just let her . I wouldn't even accept the fight from Tyson , and that's the other thing I was going to give you I would have been like nigga you , Tyson , I didn't want the other thing .

Speaker 1

I know why Tyson's doing it Money . I mean oh yeah , he need the money , you know that and I'm like damn , it's really basically you selling yourself , because at this age I don't give a fuck what you've been training .

Speaker 2

You shouldn't be . After I saw them hands , though , I ain't gonna lie I was like okay , but what if he always ? What if he ?

Speaker 3

always have . Just because I'm 60 , I feel like I'm still got it . What if he ? What if ? Okay , you said he , he's been brought up under him . I wouldn't do it with nobody else . But you type shit like if I'm gonna fight somebody , it would be with you .

Speaker 2

I'm hoping I just because .

Speaker 3

I'm old and it's not making . What if it's a money thing or not ? Like Tyson ain't never been not relevant or whatever like that but

Discussion on Upcoming Mike Tyson Fight

Speaker 3

it's like okay . I want to get back , like I want to not get back into it , like this could be just that and that , and like I just want to get the feel of it again .

Speaker 1

Yeah , like when I heard because it was a couple years ago and they was talking about Mike Tyson versus Amanda Holyfield shit and I was like no , then Tyson and Roy Jones fought . That was years ago . Fight y'all in y'all 50s . I don't want to watch the fight . I know why the fight is happening it's because of the money . It's like y'all degrading y'all stuff at this point . Y'all legends Leave that shit alone . But I get it though , and that's why I don't want to watch .

Speaker 2

I'm going to watch it but I don't want to see it . I don't even know who the other dude is . I think he gonna Knock his ass out . I think the white boy hard , but I think Tyson Gonna knock his ass out .

Speaker 1

I hope , I hope it happen , but I know how it go . It's for the money .

Speaker 2

I hope it don't Fuck Tyson up .

Speaker 1

And I hope it wouldn't . So , before we get out of here , I'm gonna go with Courtney Lynn first .

Speaker 3

Nah , give them your Fuck it .

Speaker 2

It's Courtney with a C . This nigga don't know me . That bitch said Courtney with a C this nigga don't know me Now she got bars , do you ?

Speaker 1

hear , do you hear ? I ain't seen her say Courtney with a C Since season one you pissed her off .

Speaker 3

No , you catch me on Facebook At Courtney Dixon , courtney Milan on IG and Courtney Dixon 10 On TikTok .

Speaker 2

Y'all can catch me at Misty Summers on everything . Make sure y'all fuck with my hashtag J-U-S-M-Y-S-T-I-E . Again , that's Misty Summers on everything .

Speaker 1

Damn , y'all didn't catch what I caught . She didn't even give me a chance to say where to catch you at just a minute , because I was like , well , he ain't going to say shit . I was letting Kourtney get hers out because you know she be going through them , motherfuckers you got to give her a minute ?

Speaker 1

Yeah , but you can catch me , bobby Frost Mini , on all social media . And , like I said before , I do be acting on my Robber.87 . So nobody can DM me that dumb ass shit no more . So I be acting . You can catch me on there too .

Speaker 2

RIP Dr Dick Quill .