V. P. Harris Laughs, It's the Best Republicans Got | Trumpaholics Make ME Laugh | Scrood | 29

Vice President Kamala Harris laughs, and the republicans and Trumpaholics can't come up with anything of substance. Her laugh is somehow irritating to them. Republicans just wanna have fun, but can't; they are too busy distorting their reality and are hoping to distort yours too. They muddy up real issues soaked with stanky swamp water and recreate their own twisted skewed reality out of sucking swamp muck. 

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Ben 0:00

Harris laughs. Is this the best they've got? Trumpaholics make me laugh.

Elly 0:09

Oh, man. So Kamala Harris laughs and the Republicans in Fox News just can't stand it.

Ben 0:16

I guess they think happy people should be mocked.

Elly 0:20

Happiness definitely something the Republicans don't strive for.

Ben 0:24

Come to think of it. Fugu Trump doesn't smile.

Elly 0:28

But he does give that forced synthetic grin,

Ben 0:33

ha

Elly 0:34

like DeSantis. Ha

Ben 0:35

ha ha ha ha, Misery loves company.

Elly 0:39

Mm hmm, but the RNC was such a winning event. They had Z listers like Hulk Hogan, Chris Jansen. Who?

Ben 0:48

Lee

Elly 0:50

Greenwald, Amber Rose. Who? Kid Rock. Kid Rock. And the crazies like Ben Carson. There's a blast from the past. Yes. And some woman that looked like she just slithered out of a dirt filled casket.

Ben 1:16

Oh, The Walking Dead.

Elly 1:19

Another winning venue like The Four Seasons. You know, where hair dripping Giuliani melted while speaking. So sexy. Virile, even.

Ben 1:34

Yeah, virile.

Elly 1:37

Trump filed a complaint with the FEC whining that Harris campaign funds are a violation of federal law funds that are rightfully hers to use. So he's still making shit up.

Ben 1:48

Pulling shit straight out of his ass. Ha ha ha ha

Elly 1:52

ha ha. Running scared again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. But she's not paying criminal and civil legal fines with her donations, so it must be illegal. The upside down gets better.

Ben 2:12

Tell me.

Elly 2:13

Republicans threatened to sue over Harris running instead of Biden because the money raised will now be used to promote her as President rather than VP. She was still on the ticket. It doesn't matter The Repubs got freshman lawmaker Andy Ogles from Tennessee to introduce articles of impeachment claiming Harris violated her oath regarding immigration law.

Ben 2:46

Like, after their failed impeachment attempt a year or so ago, and the refusal to pass a bipartisan immigration bill.

Elly 2:55

Imagine that. My Donald killed the bipartisan border bill because he's so smart. Keep telling yourself that, honey. If that wasn't enough, Ogles penned a letter urging Harris to invoke the 25th amendment. If both bullshit strategies succeeded, Mikey Johnson, he'll eat anything, will assume the presidency How convenient. wanna be president. Her getting that money ain't fair. It's unlawful. Chuh, Chuh, Chuh, Chuh, Chuh Geez. Since Ogles Bogles election in 2022, he embellished or lied about his resume, including claiming he was an economist despite only taking one. I repeat one economics class at a community college.

Ben 4:03

he's, oh man, he's an economist, huh? That's Dunning Kruger right there.

Elly 4:12

Oh, yeah. Ogles Bogles also claimed he trained as a police officer and passed himself off as a former member of law enforcement and a human trafficking expert. But records uncovered, he was let go from his position as a volunteer sheriff's deputy after making no progress in field training. Sounds like Barney Fife, doesn't it? My word. And after making no progress in required courses after two years. Loser. Well, Oglesbogles also claimed he attended business school at Vanderbilt in Dartmouth. But he only took non-degree granting courses not intended for graduate academic work.

Ben 5:03

Birds of a Feather.

Elly 5:06

Other Repubs claim kamala withheld some secret diagnosis of President Biden. Right. Biden's stutter, spinal pain, lack of sleep, and just slowing down. Can't hold a candle to Trump's narcissism, paranoia, stupidity, and sociopathic psychopathic behavior or his antisocial personality disorder.

Ben 5:29

Like I said, birds of a feather.

Elly 5:34

I'm really smart. I bet you are. Why do Republicans and Trumpaholics love to waste time and taxpayers money? We pay their salary in bennies, no?

Ben 5:46

And there's staff, and offices, and assistance, and travel, and flight, and hotels, where does

Elly 5:52

it end? They muddy up real issues soaked with stanky swamp water and recreate their own twisted skewed reality out of sucking swamp muck Trump 2024 Get the picture listeners. So, back to the best they got, Visceral Vance made the childless cat lady statement. It about floored me. He was referring to Kamala Harris, Buttigieg, and AOC. So let's take a look at this real quick like, kamala has stepchildren that love her. Buttigieg has children, I believe they are adopted. And AOC is still in her early 30s, she's still young. we've

Ben 6:44

got to start spitting babies out according to Vance and their uber religious folks. Got to get those tax incentives.

Ethan 6:52

Trump's VP choice, visceral Vance, also thinks people with more kids should be able to cast more than one vote. You can't make this shit up. And contribute to the nation's essential workers.

Elly 7:08

He's talking out his ass again!

Ben 7:10

Another ass talker.

Elly 7:17

Essential workers, yes,

Ben 7:19

essential

Elly 7:20

workers. Oh, and the nation's cannon fodder. More where that came from. People with kids and mortgages already pay less tax than a childless couple, or people that rent, or single people that rent, or single childless people.

Ben 7:39

That rent.

Elly 7:44

So, Trump, the mad baby, Trump is having a hard time counter attacking Harris. Not much to go after when it's the prosecutor running against the immoral criminal fraudster. And who is that fraudster?

Ben 8:05

The infinitesimal hairy hominin. They call Trump!

Elly 8:22

I feel like I'm in an alternate America. Me too! Before we wrap this up, I have to include the lie that Trump, the Republicans and the right wing news are claiming. And that is that VP Kamala Harris is a D E I hire. That's a load

Ben 8:44

of crap. Diversity. Equity and inclusion. I know. Anyone

Elly 8:49

can look up her decades of accomplishments and know she has earned it. Hmm,

Ben 8:56

Now, cagey Cannon? She would be more of the DEI hire.

Elly 9:07

More fitting for her is, the BMO hire.

Ben 9:12

Bend me over.

Elly 9:19

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Ben 11:10

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