Huzz - 104 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

Do you have the HUZZ??? Do you want the HUZZ??? Ummm... why does this episode's word sound like a rejected superhero sidekick? Hang on, Slangers, this is going to be a crazy one.

S3 - HUZZ

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Um after a long hiatus, one of the five greatest shows in television history is back. Gilligan's Island? One of the six greatest shows in the history of television is back. Nice, awesome. How'd he get back on their island? Isn't Bob Denver dead? Uh it's a lost mashup. It's Bob Denver, right? Not John Denver. John Denver. John Denver's full of shit, man. Anyway. So uh one of the best shows in television history is back. Uh King of the Hill. Oh, yeah. Bobby's all grown up. Has a new season on Hulu. And I'm gonna tell you, it's just like old times. It's like riding a bike. Is it already up? Yeah. And it is fantastic. It is so good. It's everything that I missed about King of the Hill not being on the air. King of the Hill for a very pre brief short, brief short. Who am I? The Donald. For a very brief period of time. Doug. Supplanted The Simpsons as my favorite show on television. It when it first hit, it it was written so well. The fact that that came out of the same mind as Beavis and Butthead is just unbelievable. Yeah. Well, not not really. When you take his other things into account, then it's more believable. Yeah. But if you were going just off Beavis and Butthead, it'd be less believable. And they got all the voice actors back. Yeah. I thought one of them passed, though. Well, whoever's taking their place is doing a great job. Fantastic. Oh, I betcha it was uh Dale's wife. What's her name? Um, I don't know. I can't remember her name, but she's very aggressive on the show. The one that bangs John Redcorn all the time. What about Nancy? Uh I think that I think that somebody might have replaced her because her voice does sound different than is the same person being Bobby, just older? Not even older. Like it's the same voice. Oh, I can't wait. It's fantastic. I forgot that they brought it back. Yeah. Yeah. He lives with Joseph in an apartment in Dallas. He has his own restaurant. He doesn't have a girl yet? Uh no. He still pines for uh uh what's her name? Connie. I thought it was Lisa, but I can't remember. No, he still pines for Connie. Uh Chung? Yes. Connie and Chong. Yeah. We all kind of pine for Connie. But Connie and Chain are still kind of on and off again. But Chain is like majority owner of the restaurant that Bobby owns. The Hills are coming back from Saudi Arabia, or as Peggy likes to call it, Saudi Arabia. Nice. Yeah. It's so good. No more spoilers. No more spoilers. Sorry, it's so good. You just need to watch. Okay. Because we'll have to put spoiler on the screen for everybody. Mike Judge gave me everything I wanted back. When they brought the new Beavis and Butthead movie, I was like, that's great, but King of the Hill, please. I didn't even watch the new Beavis and Butthead. It's okay. I feel like I've kind of outgrown it. Just in my pants, because I'm fatter and older now. Yes, but skinnier than you were when we started this. Yeah. So there's that. Stress will do that to you. No. And shots. Shots. Shut shots. Shut shot. Shot. Alright. Sounds like it's going to be a good episode. I think so. I don't know what we're going to talk about. I don't know if it's going to look good. It won't look good, I promise you that. Well, we got this going for us. Which is nice. Oh yeah, there's something there too. I was just petting my breast. Band name. It's more like an album title name, but petting my breast. Alright. Oh, okay. Who are you? I don't know. I wasn't prepared for this. Oh. You never are. That's your thing, though. I'm Matt. I'm Daniel. Oh, hey, check that out. Names and faces. That's what we look like. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. And I'm sorry to everybody who's we've heard in the last few episodes of season two, people were saying we sounded too much alike. And I don't think I sound like him at all. Who who said that? That's how you talk. No, I mean who said that to you? Who talks to us about our show? We only have three listeners. One of your people at at your bar even told us that. Oh. We sound kind of the same. I'm like, you sound nothing like me. Because I talk like this. Yeah, I sound like a man. And then there's you. If the beard fits. You must have quit. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Oh. Welcome to hang out with your slang out. Season three. Lost in New York. No, they made a third one, right? It wasn't called Lost in New York. 33 and a third. What was it? I don't remember the subtitle for Nankagon. 33 and a third. Close it up. Either way, we're still either one of the IPs. Revenge of the Sith. No, it's not a good one. What was Revenge of the Nerds 3? Right back here. Huh? You put it behind me. David Cockerfield of the Sith. No, no. David Cockerfield's Denim Crotch? Everybody look at that red light. He did that. Quit blocking the denim crotch. That's the only everybody look at David Crocker. David Cockerfield? David Cockerfield. Look at me Bach is growing with my thumb. Look at me wiggly. How did he not make David Cockerfield shirts? The money prints itself. To be fair, who's to say he didn't? Who's to say they weren't given away on Epstein Island? And could you imagine him just floating his giant Cockerfield over the Grand Canyon? Or making the statue of Copper Cockerfield to disappear and stuff? Yeah. The guy's a genius. Really missed out on uh on a landmine. A genius and genes. So are we we ready for today? Yeah. Alright. One of these is alcohol. It's not the one that's in an alcohol glass. We're back, baby. In video. Alright. You got anything for us this week? Or you want me to find something? I started to look at a list and I was gonna try to tie it to the intro, and we don't have that kind of time. So do you have a word? Yeah. I just wish you'd stop being such a huzz. What? Huzz. Is that our word? Mm-hmm. H-U-Z-Z. Why? I actually heard this before from somebody else, but recently it was brought to my attention by one of your children. Reese. Yeah. So if I have to translate without translation, I'm assuming this is a new word for hose. You are correct, sir. You gotten pretty good at this lately. So that really ruins the song of I've got hose. I got huhs? I got huz. But you can rhyme a lot more differently. Area coulds. Area coulds. That's the area that cows chew in. Oh. I got hues. For my cuz? No. No. No, that's not right. Huh. It's the shortest definition we've ever had. Hose.

SPEAKER_01 7:36

Hmm.

SPEAKER_00 7:37

So it's a garden utensil? I prefer this uh new version because at least they shortened it from the oh, god damn it, it's the same amount of letters. Yeah. We should bring up that theory again because uh we brought that up, I think, on our first season. So your theory on this whole uh changing words with new ones. My theory on well, not so much theory is feelings on it, which is I hate new slang. Yeah, right. Because they do so much work to not save any time whatsoever. You can't write it in less letters, you can't say it in less syllables, they just change the word, thinking that if somebody reads it, they're not going to be able to pick it up. You said the word to me. I don't know that I'd ever heard the word before, and I immediately knew what it was replacing. Yeah, so you you really don't like the emotional part to slang. You want it to make sense, you want it to be technical, you want it to bring something to the I want not all of it to feel like it's just a means to send messages to people on Snapchat and text where our parents won't know what we're saying. But we all know now. We do all know now. Yeah. This is what we're here for. We're providing a service to the American people. Well, the parents. Okay. I've never heard huzz in the world. And maybe some other countries. Other than someone trying to say, oh, the fuzz is here, but they have a speech impediment. That's not how speech impediments work. That's a really bad one. But I found another definition. Oh, okay. Huzz. To throw, chuck, or pass. It's a UK thing.

unknown 9:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:15

So huzz. I'm okay with that. Yeah, you love the UK. He loves the U.S. Yeah. Our our version of that would be Huck, I'm sure. Oh, hey. I think you should read this next one. I don't wanna. No, you'll like that one. This this is fits. Oh, actually it's not that bad, right? Well, I I like the beginning of it. Oh, I didn't finish it. I read the first half of him. I was like, oh, this will be good for him. Yeah, so I'll read the whole thing and then you can, you know, if you still like it. Feel dirty. An involuntary shiver experience after one takes a shot of hard liquor, urinates, or ejaculates. E.g. Usually prefaced with the man that bong toe gave me the huz. Y'all ever heard of the huzz? A deblue. A deblue? I do believe that scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, when Phoebe Cates shows her tits, damn near gave me the huzz. I'd like to I'd like to reference that one just for a moment. I don't know what we can argue with that. That's well, no. What I was going to say is I can't imagine anybody ever in the history of the non-word huzz would use it to describe a movie from 1983. It might be 82. This gets close. It might be 84. You're probably right, 82, 83. There is no way that that happened. What? You've seen the scene, right? I'm just saying, like if you were gonna- I think every every red-blooded American who's seen the scene has huzzed himself over like. To be fair, did you see the year that this was posted? 1983? This no. This word is older than the person that you heard the word from the other day. Yeah. 2008. No way. Well, well, because now they're using it for a different definition, so okay. So it's got a little bit of history in the you know, uh unpleasant sexual orient not orientation, but sexual ideals, I guess. Sure. It also apparently really replaces buzz. Buzz for what? Buzz? Like buzz, only more huzzlish huzzilicious. Oh, instead of getting a buzz, you're not to be confused with buzz huzzing or Hugh Grant. The dirty great huzz found my gnome rack, or wow, nice huzz. Because that's what I was getting confused with. Adjectives she's been huzzing all over the place since they installed the water cooler. Uh hey, cranky Kong circa 2008. That is not an adjective, that is a verb. Huzzing ING is a verb, you clown. So, oh I should also mention uh and then I'd huzz her. Well, if it's replacing buzz, when what when would you ever say you would buzz somebody? Like, are you a military barber? Get the hell out of here. Now who's cranky Kong? This guy. That guy's always cranky Kong. Sure I am. Um Huzz is also brought to you by uh the letter H. The letter J. For Dr. Johnson. It's not in innuendo or anything. Sure, it's not. Um she's my eye doctor. That's what Diddy used to call. No. Diddy oil. Would you like to step into the office of Dr. John? Dr. Johnson? Johnson and Johnson. That's two Johns. She's never gonna let me in the office again if I keep doing some Johnson jokes. Probably not. She's definitely not gonna let her kids watch this. So she fixed my glasses again and my crazy eyes. Because they used to look like this. I thought they were hungry eyes. They are hungry eyes. Thank you. Thank you for remembering that. It was good times. Yeah. Uh but I asked her to caught up, she just went on vacation with her family. Okay. And I asked her what the new vibe was for like for words and stuff, anything her daughters were were putting out there. And she said the number one thing that they said the whole vacation was hues. So where do they go on vacation? Somewhere islandy. And there were a lot of hoes there. That must have been. Well, they're called they're using it for everything, so it's not actual just hoes. Like if you get done up with your friends, they they call each other hues. Like, all right. I'm gonna get into my other problem with slang anymore. There's a whole second part of this stuff, too. Okay. But go ahead. It's just that they're so lazy. Like, you don't need to use the same word for seven different things. Now, when you followed up with a little bit more of that story, it's because they all think they're rappers. No, when you follow it up with a little more of that story, I've seen friends who are girls say that call each other hoes. So fine. Yeah, it's it's kind of like how we punch each other in the balls, it's but they do it verbally. Right. Because we would never call each other whores. Sluts, maybe. All right, yeah. Well, I mean, I do refer to you as the uh the Italian stallion or the I'm not even Italian. Or the bearded giggle. That's how much of a stallion he is. I made myself it. Uh but she said Mafia can't refuse. Always been on you need to watch Kang of the Hell. Go ahead. Okay. Part two to Huzz is she said, um, I think it was like the her daughter and them, her friends didn't want to leave them out so they could, you know, they were like, Mom, you know, dad, you guys just check out the ghost. So I was like, oh, is that like guy hose? And she's like, no, it's for geriatric hoes. Because apparently our age group are geriatrics. I hate all young people with a violent hatred, unseen. So get off his emotional lawn. Right? Get off my goddamn lawn. I don't like that we went from simply boomers. Obviously, we weren't part of that generation. That was our slang for the people that were older than us. True. To now we're geriatric everything. Sure, my knees hurt when I wake up. And I have to have readers now, but that does not make me geriatric. You're lucky you just got readers, dude. I probably need something different because now my eyes are adjusting to the readers, and now it's a mess. All right, so I should have never gotten glasses in the first place. These these frames, I went to these frames for two reasons. First, my wife said they looked good. I've always done the the real thin frame, so it's just a glass. But if you were to take the two lenses out of here, the left eye lens is like Coke bottle fake. Which is what we call Lisa Lopez. And it got to a part where like it looked like I had a giant magnifying glass on one side of my face and a normal lens on the other side of my face. That's how people wear a monocle without wearing a monocle. Yeah. So I was like, this at least hides it. So there's so much crap going on right here. Thank you, Dr. Johnson, for fixing all that stuff and keeping us in the loop. Yeah. I feel younger already, guzz. I think where I've gotten to is I really hate the on and off action of the readers. Like I'd prefer to just have glasses on. Well, make your eyes get worse. Done. Just stare into your lightsaber behind you for a little bit. No, that'll just make the wrinkles go away. Will it? Red light. Okay. Okay. I will fill you in. So uh cannot wait. Candace just got a new thing. I don't know if it was on Amazon or not. But it's a mask that basically makes you look like a stormtrooper. But it's got all the different colors of light, and all the different colors of light are good for different things, and red happens to be good for getting rid of wrinkles. She keeps trying to give me anything. But it takes you to the dark side. It takes you to the dark side, though. Absolutely, it does. Only a Sith wouldn't have wrinkles. Well, that's part of the thing. You get to live forever if you're a Sith. Sure. Not the stupid freaking Jedi's. Yeah, but I mean, I've seen some wrinkly Siths. So wrinkly Jedi's. Yeah, well. From the waist down. Were there any Why are we doing this on video? Why were there any were there any Jedi huzz? Um I find it hard to believe you would have that kind of power and you weren't dropping panties every now and then. Mace when do for sure had to be a huzz. Yeah, he had the purple lightsaber. Uh so he was a puzz. He was like a pimp ho or something. He was like spreading that Menachlorian all over the goddamn universe. Oh my Gilead. Who else could have been a huzz? I think we just jumped the shark a little bit there. Did we? Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Oh, there's plenty of huzzes now. I bet you Chewy. Not Chewy, but we're sticking to the Star Wars game, but who's the huzz? Huh? Leia's a huzz? Sure, I guess. She got on with her brother. Well, she didn't get it on. Well, that yeah, because that's they cut all the rest. Okay. You're out in space. You're two teenagers just living your life. Yeah. And you just saved her life. Yeah. She was a badass. You tell me they didn't do more than kiss when the cameras weren't rolling. Listen, I'm not here to judge. Because I'm telling you, he went from being little squeaky clean to being a hell of a Jedi by that next movie. Startucky? Yeah. Or Star Obama. Star Obama. Um, we could there's gotta be something that's pedo with wars. I don't want to get there. Alright. I'll make a shirt. Please do. Sell it to both of the people that would buy it. I'd buy it. I'd buy it from yourself. I'd buy you one. Thanks. Well, I bought this one by myself. Alright. So what are uh some of your top three huhs? Uh, does it matter if it's real life female, male, not of this earth? No. Shit, that's too much. Um. It worked for you. Yes. How do you know he's he's the ultimate imaginary friend, so he could be the ultimate hoe. If I want him to be the ultimate hoe, he's now your your Hobbes is is the ultimate huzz. I want to argue that. But technically true. Yeah. See, I used your theory against you. Yeah. Um, let's see. If I'm gonna well, the easiest targets for picking huzz are the Kardashians. Sure. Which I don't know them personally. And probably not all of them. Yeah. But they give off huzz. Three boob lady from Total Recall. She's getting a lot of shout outs on this podcast now that we're live on T. A little bit. Uh I don't know. Somebody real. Oh. Well, there goes that. I was gonna say Lorraine McFly, but in alternate timeline 1985.

SPEAKER_01 20:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 20:20

What about like would you qualify a pretty boy like Brad Pitt as a huzz? No. You don't think he's used that for the dark side yet? Yeah, probably. He's had to. He's too goddamn pretty. And I I think like George Clooney, he would admit that he used his powers for the wrong side for way too long. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Though he did marry way above him. We're more than welcome to have you on the show to discuss this if you'd like.

unknown 20:50

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 20:51

I wouldn't be able to function with George Clooney with sitting right here. You can't hardly function just talking about George Clooney. Yeah, he's the man. Other huzz. He was on a show called ER. Bet you didn't know that. I actually did. Oh. Shit. I just found that out. Uh other huzz. Zach Morris. Is he a huzz? If you read about their the background of that show, they he was a huzz in real life. Yeah. I think we discussed that on an earlier episode, too. Maybe. I don't know. Anybody, any character that gives off a huzz. TV show, book, movie, cartoon. Huzz vibes. Huzz vibes. Uh somebody from Melrose Place, probably. You're really stuck in those 80s, 90s, uh TV. I just don't watch the new stuff. There's no hoes and no, there's no huzzes in anything new. Not on like Acapulco or whatever that show is you watched. There's no huzz on there? Oh, uh it's gotta be. Hector's kind of a huzz. Okay. I think his name's Hector. Yeah, that sounds right. Well, you better get this right because it's all in frickin'. Well, I mean, it's not like he's watching. Well, not yet. But when this shit hits, Hector's gonna be the first one that's gonna just stream this shit. He's definitely kind of a huzz. Like, that's how he makes his money. He's a pool boy, and so he goes around serving the pool side. That's where you find the huzz. And he has to really slut it up to make sure that he makes the money he needs to make. So uh um, okay. You okay with the huzz this week? No. Yeah, it's kind of a it feels forced. Like, if you don't have the nuts to just tell somebody that they're a hoe. The nuz. We might as well. Let's kill it. We haven't even tried. This is what gonna be the third, fourth episode of the of the new season. We haven't even tried to kill a word yet. You know what's really funny? The snoring going on. Yes. I started to go through the alphabet to come up with different uz words. You finally learned the alphabet? He usually got about nine in. And so I got to D. Does, which is already a word. D's nuts. Which is spelled the way hose would be spelled. With a D. But it's pronounced does. So then D U Z Z would be does. I don't know. That sounds French.

unknown 23:20

Doz.

SPEAKER_00 23:21

And I've always said you're French. French it up a little bit. We so I don't know if it's picking it up, but one of my dogs is snoring right now. Should I give him a shout out? No. This is how we're gonna get popular, dude. No, it's not. Nobody cares that your dog's snoring. And if you would train one of yours to like just jump on your back and just put a tetra in. It's gotta do that anyway. And could one could sit on your lap, and then we could just phase you out and it looked like the dog was talking. Oh, I could AI it. Perfect. Be perfect. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. Sorry, man. Why are you being Joey Lawrence right now? This is the culprit. This is the culprit snoring. This is Remington, the newest recruiter on here. Just like the French. Can you be lazy? Can you not snore, dude?

unknown 24:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 24:17

Can I not snore? Do you see the face he's built with? It isn't capable not to snore. It's not a deviated septum, it's just a flat septum. If this dude doesn't bring us any huzz, I don't know what will. We don't want huzz. We want views. You want guzz? Fuzz. Vu z you're welcome. Thank you. Mm-hmm. Now the other one's jealous down here. So I'm not petting him. I'm petting them. Wait, that looked like I pointed out my own crotch. That's what he refers to as balls has.

unknown 24:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:53

Hey. I was petting them. My favorite huzz. They them. They them. Favorite huzz. Fast times are raised my high. Please stop. And I just hit the microphone again. I'm like, I'm batting a thousand when it comes to hitting that. Not really. Like you've spent most of this episode not hitting the microphone. Batting a thousand would mean unless you're just talking about at least once an episode. So, alright. Fun week. Okay week. Episode. I guess I'm a week episode. Yeah, it was a good episode. I think, I mean, you know, we'll see after our 35 views what everybody else thinks. All I'm gonna do is put a still of one of them in the thing and what's gonna the exciting part about this transition to video, right? Is now you can put your comments directly below the video. Hopefully we won't have to delete any. Um we can do that. And you can tell us what you're thinking. Uh but if you don't want to go that route, don't forget that you can reach out to us via the email, hangout slangout at gmail.com, or on any of our socials. Dan, would you like to mention our socials? Uh hangout slang out on Instagram. And I think that's the same on TikTok. And we do have a Facebook, but doesn't get used too much. Yeah. That might that might change. And I will say now with video, you will probably see more from us on the Instagram and TikTok because we'll be able to cut things down a little bit and all that sort of stuff. Feel free to use anything the big man says. Maybe don't use anything the big man says. Yeah, and just put it against the most inappropriate things. Oh, I can't wait till your Jewish jokes show up on like stuff so good. Really bad. And I don't know. I'm pretty safe. I don't I don't say anything too bad. Yeah, because you edit it all out. Yeah. I don't know what you mean by well. Thanks for everybody joining us. Uh remember to subscribe, like, and if you don't like it, hit that button twice. You're supposed to say and share. And if you really like it, share it to all your huzzes. All them huzz. Yeah. Them huzz love to hang out with you slang out. And honestly, the guzzes will get what we're talking about. Because we're geriatric as well. Yeah. Now let's go get our insure. I can't drink that. Gives me the shits. Keeps me up too late. I thought that was prune juice. I got a hankering for prune juice. Bet you do. Yeah. Dr. Pepper is. Oh. Can I get that with a side of lime? No. Side of huzz? Alright. We're doing the same thing we do every episode where you keep trying to be funny when we should have already closed out the episode. Please don't touch me. And star wipe, and we're out. You can star wipe it for real? I would like to do that, but no, no. Well, I can't starwipe. Starwipe that shit. I'll make it. You have to work in the star wipe. I have to work in it. Work in the star wipe. What do you mean? Like you have to make that you do it with your arm, and I'll make the noise. Do you know what a star wipe is? Yeah, it's the thing from Star Wars where it goes like that. That is not what a star wipe is. Yes, it is. It's when it's when it cleans the it goes from one thing to the other thing. That's a wipe in general. That's not a star wipe. A star wipe is literally when a star collapses the screen and goes to a different screen. No! Yes, that's a star wipe. Internet challenge. Fucking I can't believe we're having this discussion. Me, person, a fan of The Simpsons having to explain to you what a Star Wipe is. Starwipe is from Star Wars. And it's when the screen goes to another screen and it wipes. There's no stars. This isn't like the the the what it was an end. A star wipe, shut up for a second. A star wipe is a video transition effect that creates a visual transition between two scenes appearing like a star growing or shrinking across the screen. It was across the screen? Across the screen. Are we talking about Ghostbusters? It was a popular transition in the 80s and is often considered somewhat outdated or cheesy, sometimes used ironically for comedic effect. This video explains why star wipes are considered cheesy when they might be appropriate. They even use one for Macy's. Did Macy sue him? But I will have you know the picture next to the definition is Homer Simpson. The ultimate huzz. Starting to say star wipe and we're out. So it's just called wipe then? Yes. Any transition is called a wipe. I haven't been that disappointed until I found out you can't eat dude wipes. They're made for dudes. How do you make a dude transition? Dude. Catch us on the next show. Start wiping, we're out. Yeah.