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Daniel Messersmith & Matthew Keehen Season 3 Episode 105

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What's your favorite scary slang word???

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SPEAKER_02

You ready?

unknown

Sure.

SPEAKER_02

Check it out. Spooky season. You know what that's you know, you know what that means, right? That's what you went with for spooky season. Did that scare you? No, not even a little bit. Also, complaining about the green light. You could have done orange on my side. I did that before and you complained on your side. You said it make you look like a Sith. That was red light. But it looks orange on screen. No, it looked red. Right.

SPEAKER_03

But the Sith fits. I've always said that.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, when the Sith fits.

SPEAKER_03

So you're gonna help me out here. We're gonna squeeze in a quick little holiday episode. Welcome to hang out with your slang out, by the way. We're gonna it's gonna be a quick episode.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Quick 30. That's that's the normal length of our episode. That's how long you're supposed to wait before you eat Halloween candy once you do trick-or-treating, right? 30 minutes? Yeah. No, no. That's how long you're supposed to wait before you throw up the candy corn that you had earlier.

SPEAKER_03

Why's it gotta be candy corn?

SPEAKER_02

Because candy corn is the most vile candy in the history of candy. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

So we're not trick-or-treating. Well, the podcast is kind of trick-or-treating, but this is kind of a new setup. We're hoping it works. Um, he's not 100% sold yet.

SPEAKER_02

Um, he's got something against he got something against green. I don't know what that's about. It's not easy, all right? Being green, yeah. He's always said that. But I've always said that some it's not easy being green from the waist down. That doesn't even make sense, right? Hey, but look, look at all this stuff. Look, we got tables, Martians are stereotypically very, very poorly. They're super racist, very poorly hot, super racist, very poorly hot.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Really? I don't okay.

SPEAKER_03

I don't even know that they're green. We're gonna start, we're gonna start this episode off about space penises.

SPEAKER_02

It wouldn't be different than any other episode. Perfect. Um, okay, I'm Dan. I'm Matt. And welcome to Space Penis Madness. Band name? Space penis madness. Yeah, here, hang on one time.

SPEAKER_04

Oh you want to do it on YouTube?

SPEAKER_02

It's like it I do not. It was like it was floating. It was like being on a Disney ride. That's what she said. That doesn't even make sense. It doesn't just catch out to the music. All right, spooky music, right? I hope so. Is that it?

SPEAKER_03

Alright, we got lots to talk about this week. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

First off, do you like your A's hat? Yes. It's not as good. Well, hang on. The Dodger hat should be a little closer. Because it's postseason, right? I figured you just meant because it's smaller, so so that they look the same size on camera. We were discussing this because I hadn't I ordered him a hat and it it's like the biggest hat you could possibly get. It's not the biggest hat. And it's not big enough because apparently his brain's getting bigger. It is not big enough. I don't know how that's possible. And I wear what did you say when you saw my hat size? I don't know. It's basically the size of a Yarmica. Uh the Dodger Yarmica. Do they have those? They probably do, if only because they've had several very good Jews that have played for the team. Name three. Ooh. You got me one pass where I could go. Uh Sandy Koufax. Okay. Arguably the greatest Jew of all time. Well, just gist of all time, not even for baseball. No, yeah, not even for baseball, just all time. Uh Sean Green, one of the greatest hitting Jews of all time.

SPEAKER_01

I thought Sean Green was that uh snowboarder.

SPEAKER_02

No, that's Sean White. Oh, that's racist. I'm racist. I'm the one with green in the background. And then shit, I don't know. There was another one in there somewhere. There's always and he was probably really good. So would you like to start this week's episode? There's somebody on team now. That's Jewish? Yeah. My team? The Los Angeles Dodgers. Is that the number one winning team? By the time you see this, we will have had our second. We got like two World Series in a row. I don't know if the Mariners have something to say. Uh we're not gonna talk about the Mariner. Well, here you go. You do have the green going. Green go. Uh who is it? Blake Snell? He might be Jewish. Look at the guy. I mean, no, he smokes too much weed. That's okay. Jews don't smoke weed. They do, just the cheap stuff, because like you have to be financially.

SPEAKER_03

Well, no, Seth Green, he smokes a shit ton of, doesn't he?

SPEAKER_02

Um, he does, but his last name's also Green, so it makes sense. Okay. Uh Jewish dodgers. Players. Okay. Okay. Sandy Coffect uh Sean Green. Jock Peterson was apparently Jew. Oh, Norman Larry Sherry. Nice. Remember when we used to always talk about Norman Larry Sherry. Those are the only ones they list. Alright, cool. But Jock Peterson, he was a recent dodger. But now he like hates the team violently. So but he was good when he was there. Wouldn't be the first. No. Okay. Halloween episode. Figured we do spooky slogan. For slang. Okay, go ahead. Um slogans. I didn't know we did slogans. We always do slogans. Like you remember you messed up the formula. Remember that 80 show slogans heroes? Yeah. Yeah. It's good. It's really good. Writing for that was tough though. Yeah. Because I mean, how do you not get sued when you use all those slogans every really hard? Especially in the environment that was. Man. You're trying to solve a crime and you have to say, Where's the beef? Where's the beef? Okay, where's this? Where's the spooky slang word? You want me you ready for it? Where you're the one that has it. Okay. I'm just sitting here. I'm sitting here in this somewhat comfortable chair with my gut protruding out. We should have painted it like a like a Jago. Look like a young Santa Claus over here. Always wear black, dude. Wesley Snipes is always wearing always bet on black. Oh, pretty close. That's the same thing.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Um, I feel like you're so far away. Yeah, well, you set this up. All you gotta do is lean in, dude. No, I can't lean in. You can totally lean in. I don't want to lean in. Even though it looks like I'm uncomfortable, I'm quite comfortable.

SPEAKER_03

Um, okay. This week's word or words. Uh there are multiples? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Um, I know you're not a big scary movie guy. I'm quite the opposite. But one of the main scary movie tropes is the last the last person standing. And it's usually of the female persuasion. Now, this is not to be confused with the final boss. No. Okay. Well, because that's also saying, yes. You know what? We could probably work that in there.

SPEAKER_03

So I was gonna go with Final Girl. I've been wanting to do this one for a little bit.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. And it's the perfect timing because of it's spooky. This is on Halloween. So oh, I thought you meant it was because you murdered all the women in this house except for one. Nope. Well, good because you're related to all of them. I saved the best for last.

SPEAKER_03

That's a Vanessa something Carlton? No, no, that's what's her name, Vanessa. Williams. Williams. There you go. She plays tennis too, right? That's Venus Williams.

SPEAKER_02

Tomato Toronto. Final girl. Okay. Pretty much explanatory, right? It sounds like it, yes. Um, if I had to guess with your uh horrible softball toss. Because again, I'd so much better on video. Because I don't watch those movies um in a franchise, for instance, like Scream. Okay. It would be the one friend who hadn't got killed after all the other ones had been killed. Okay. Is this correct or no? Pretty close. Okay. A final girl is a horror movie trope referring to the horror, right? Horror movie trope. Horrier. That would be different. Well, some final girls always. In those movies, general, generally horrier, yes. But to be the true, the true one, you can't be a whore.

SPEAKER_03

No, no. You have to be aware of that rule. Female protagonist who is the sole survivor of a killer's uh of the killer spree. Soul survivor is a song.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm. No, that's the name of the band, right? Survivor is the name of it. Well, maybe Soul Survivor's name. Soul Provider is the name of the song. It's by uh who's that guy that everybody hates? Michael Bolton. Well, I mean, uh when you say that, I think Tom Reedy. Oh, I got a funny thing about that. Yeah, I bet you do. I think I sent it to you. Go ahead. Yeah. Actually, you just did. It's pretty funny. Yeah, it's pretty good.

SPEAKER_03

Uh tradition traditionally, the final girl is depict depicted as morally pure, virginal, and resourceful. While other characters who engage in risky behavior.

SPEAKER_02

So good with these microphones. Risky behavior. Tom Cruise. That means like sex and stuff. Yeah, I do. That's like she lets her boobies get touched. I already argue with this definition because I've seen some of those last scenes, and those girls are not virginal. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03

They all if you watch the movies, they always start out that way. Because the the horror ones, the ones that are sleeping around, they die first.

SPEAKER_02

So, like, especially that was like an 80s thing that was huge. Like uh you watch a Jason movie Friday the 13th. This is gonna be horribly tough for our Christian friends. We have Christian friends? It probably not, but we barely have Jewish friends. We're each other's true friends.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you're like, you're the only Jewish friend I have.

SPEAKER_02

Would that make the killer in a movie technically the hand of God if they're killing all the people that have terrible things about them? Sure. But that's a great idea for a story. Mind blown. I don't want anybody to steal this. I've got a lot of things about it. We're gonna write this. I'll tell you about a business idea later. About the hand of God? No. Okay. The hand of God. Good. Good. The hand of gourd. That was funny. Shit. You did something funny unintentionally, and I didn't even laugh. I apologize. I was forced. I forced that one. Well, you forced it, but like it was euphoric. Go ahead. Uh do you have I'd say do you have a favorite final girl, but I don't know if you've watched any scary movies. I haven't uh really. Um nothing.

SPEAKER_03

You haven't seen a Jason movie or or Nightmare on Elm Street. No. Or even Scream.

SPEAKER_02

You don't have to was Sarah Michelle Geller's character the final girl? No. Uh was it what's her name with the big forehead?

SPEAKER_01

Nev Campbell?

SPEAKER_02

No. Uh uh Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yes, she in her in her series, she had um I I know what you did last summer. Oh she was the final girl. She was the final girl. She wasn't that pure in that movie, though. I didn't imagine that she would be. Out of the girls in it, she was the purest. I mean, I'm gonna pick her because out of all the characters or actresses I can name from any of those movies, those are the two. So I picked one, so I'll go with that. She's my favorite final girl. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Is I just thought of this.

SPEAKER_03

Is it is it bad that there's no final guy? Like, is it kind of sexist that I mean, I love the idea of the strong woman like being the hero, like the action hero.

SPEAKER_02

Sure. But you are right in that it, I think intentionally or unintentionally makes it always pretty that the killer goes after the people that they would find to be the biggest threats first. And most of the time it's because it's there's obviously a male dynamic that's chasing the girls, even though like scream and stuff throws that on its head, twists it around a little bit. Um spoiler, spoiler alert. Who was the final girl in the thriller video?

SPEAKER_01

Michael? Nice. No, I don't know that girl's name. Does anybody know that girl's name?

SPEAKER_02

No, that was the one that he was like trying to hit on, right? At the beginning when he turns into it. Okay. Um, I I guess technically, yeah, she was the final girl for that video.

SPEAKER_03

Um I pick her. You pick her?

SPEAKER_00

Um, for horror movies, that's the final girl.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. Like, I grew up with the nightmare on Elm Streets, and I've been re-watching them with the kids, and they don't hold up like I thought they were gonna.

SPEAKER_02

Not surprised.

SPEAKER_03

But Nancy, the original one from the first movie, and then she comes back for part three, she's kind of my favorite, but she dies in part three. Spoiler alert, sorry. It's okay. I wasn't watching. Oh, that's for them.

SPEAKER_02

Spoiler alert. Um sorry, guys. And honestly, when they revamped uh when Wes Craven revamped everything because he was he's the one that started Nightmare in Elm Street in those movies, and then that just by the early 90s, it had just gotten out of hand. It was like it was like hair metal, just out of hand.

SPEAKER_03

It was like a joke of itself. So he's the one who wrote Scream and then relaunched that like in 2000s and made fun of his movies that he initially made. And honestly, Nev Campbell in the Scream movies is she's pretty badass for a final girl. Okay, but I'm like I I grew up like with Sigourney Weaver from Alien, like that was my favorite, even though she's technically not a final girl because it's not horror movies.

SPEAKER_02

Also, like the scarier horror movies that I liked were not this same like setup, not like a s not like a slasher, more of a like I like the prophecy or omen. The omen? Omen. Well, in yeah, the omen would the omen would fit who is the final girl in The Omen. I don't know. Now keep in mind I haven't seen it since high school. The original one? The little kid pushed the guy off the stairs and all that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's terrifying. He's pretty he's pretty shitty. Um, I don't know. We just watched the re You probably haven't seen The Prophecy, have you? That's the one with um Does that have Christopher Walken? Yes. Yeah, I've seen that one. I mean, I wouldn't say it's like my favorite scary movie or anything, but I think it's good.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but you like the Mighty Dugs.

SPEAKER_02

The movies, yes. Okay, not the theme. So I was gonna ask you, what's your favorite scary movie? So you would say The Omen? Prophecy? I think the Omen is more classically a scary movie, so I'll go with that. The prophecy is a scary movie, but it is more a religious-based scary movie? Which are honestly some of the most scary ones. Yeah, yeah, but I mean, like weirdly religious-based, like the whole premise. Do you know the premise behind it? Behind the devil? Behind the movie The Prophecy.

SPEAKER_01

I don't remember it.

SPEAKER_02

I remember there's angels and demons and stuff. Basically, the angels are pissed that God's favoring the humans more than he favors them. So the angels decide to wage a war on humans. Led by, I think Gabriel is the one that Chris R. Walken plays. Um, so that's more like I don't know. I want to say the girl in there is the hero of the movie, too. Might be. Again, I just think she's like a real. I took a book of rev class in high school, so we watched both of those movies, Omen and Prophecy. Rev Run? No. Rem Run DMC? Nope. Book of Revelation, last book of the Bible. So you gonna ask me what my favorite scary movie is? I'm thinking about it. But now that you've asked me to do it, no. I'll just sit here and wait. Daniel, hey, uh, what is your favorite scary movie? You ready? And why? Dirty Dancing. That is a terrifying movie. It is. Yeah. Because the Pito Vi assumed you were gonna go Sling Blade, but I like the way you talk. I've been waiting to drop that one. You got a pretty mouth. Um so wait, what was it? Uh Dirty Dancing. Oh right. Yeah. It's really disturbing once you guys get into it. No, but I mean, and seriously, uh it's gotta be. I just watched it last night or two nights ago, Nightmare on On Street, part three, Dream Warriors. But if you want to go for like actual the scariest movie you've ever seen.

SPEAKER_01

He does get lost in New York a lot.

SPEAKER_02

But honestly, there's a movie called The The Descent. Okay, watch that. Descent was one of my favorite computer games ever. That was the first is not a computer game. I think Descent was the first six-axis video game.

SPEAKER_00

Leave it to him. Nerd. It's me. Nerd. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

No, the descent is about a group of girls who do like they do the they go out for fun, is they go like spelunking and stuff. They do the cave stuff. Girls love going spelunking. If there's one thing that I know about the opposite sex, yeah. It's how much do they love going spelunking? So they go spelunking and they get lost in these caves, and there's these creatures that have lived down there. Like a whole new way of saying gold digger. Yeah. They really love spelunking. So basically these girls go down spelunking. Spelunking. Yes. Yeah. And uh they find out one of the girls was cheating with the other girl's husband. As on top of the monsters. As one is wont to do on a spelunking trip, you find out that somebody's cheating with somebody else's husband. Yeah. But I mean, that's real life. Yeah. No, I I concur that this has to be the best written horror movie of all time. There are some good ones. I can't believe you don't watch horror movies. I just some of them are funny. That here's the thing, I probably would find them kind of funny, but that that side of being scared, I don't it doesn't excite me.

SPEAKER_03

Like um, okay. So yeah, those were the that's what I had. And uh that there's nothing else for fine there's nothing else for Final Girl.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, so let's switch because I'm more so are we going to do Final Boss as a different episode or no? We can spin in right now if you want. Okay. Um just because I'm more comfortable with that, just because I did play video games, even if I didn't. Did you?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah, I did. But were you good at them? No, no, I was not. Okay, that sounds right. So if you had to pick a favorite final boss, who would it be?

SPEAKER_01

Oh man. Uh did the final boss in in uh Double Dragon?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, Contra.

SPEAKER_02

Both of those games had final bosses.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but the one in Contra, I don't know if it had did it have a name, the big alien thing.

SPEAKER_02

Just get into that son of a bitch and have a chance to play that. Yeah, that was pretty cool. Yeah, I like I'm I'm more a fan of the classic your Bowser's, your Dr. Robotnics. I was gonna go Dr. Robotnik, but you f you have to fight him like 400 times. Yeah, I guess that's true. It's the same thing over and over. Who was uh oh Ganon? Ganon was always so tough to get to because the game was so freaking long.

SPEAKER_03

Who does number two work for?

SPEAKER_00

That's that sounded nothing like Austin either. I I tried though.

SPEAKER_02

Close? No? Not really. No. I do feel like Final Boss has been uh in social meds and stuff recently. Are there any scary final bosses? Uh I don't know. Yes. The final boss from Castlevania, I bet scary.

SPEAKER_03

Castlevania?

SPEAKER_02

I may have gotten there, I just don't remember doing it. Good job. Shredder? Shredder a final boss? I guess so. Yeah, it had to be. In those movies. Uh games anyway.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Which, yeah, those those have been good.

SPEAKER_02

Actually, it probably wouldn't have been Shredder as the final boss. It had been Super Shredder or something. No, I was thinking uh Brain. So what's the name? Kran Kang. Krang?

SPEAKER_00

Krang?

SPEAKER_02

Kang.

SPEAKER_01

Is it Kang the Conqueror or something like that? Kang?

SPEAKER_00

Krang?

SPEAKER_02

Krang. K-R-A-N-G. Because he was Shredder's boss, right?

SPEAKER_03

My Shredder has a first name. It's K-R-A-N-G. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_04

Stupid.

SPEAKER_03

So well, we'll dovetail off the final boss a little bit. I just wanted to pick your brain real quick. Alright, we've been doing video for a few of these.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Are you enjoying it? Nope. It's alright. Actually, I kind of like it. I think I get it hurts my feelings a little that the audio isn't as good in video as it is in audio only, which is an interesting tidbit to me. Because I'll watch our video episodes and they're fine, and I like seeing us on screen, and it's high quality video, which is great. And uh we're at least as not funny visually as we are audibly. But then I'll go back and I'll listen to it on Apple Podcasts or whatever, and uh it's a it's easier to hear me. I think I it only hurts my feelings because I'm harder to hear in general. Well, and so I need it cranked a little bit so that Mumbler. We're getting too caught up in the minutiae though. I yes, I do like being on video. Um, it's been nice to see that we have some views, which is great. Oh, hey, hold this chord.

SPEAKER_00

That's awesome. There's there's our cover tile.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, so um I basically forced this word final girl so we could do sure. Because like you do with every holiday. Let's let's come up with a slang word that doesn't really relate. It's really scary. People use it all the time. Let's go. He's gonna be using Final Girl all day. We have to do a holiday episode. He's usually it's usually him, but he's like wants to do like something with dreidels and shit like that. Yeah. Gross. Dradel. Yeah. Spencer. Yeah, because you spend dreidels. I thought you drank out of Dreddles.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_02

Shows you how Jewish I am. No, you scoop soup with dreidels. Nope. No, that's ladles. Finish his own joke.

SPEAKER_03

You couldn't wait for me to get there. I didn't want to.

SPEAKER_02

Cool. Uh okay, then you want to just final girl this episode? Wait, which one of us has to die in that instance?

SPEAKER_03

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Which one's the scary one? Well, which one's the pretty virginal one? Well.

unknown

Well.

SPEAKER_02

Can we end it now? Yes, we can.

SPEAKER_03

Um uh make sure you check your candy for razor blades and watch our podcast.

SPEAKER_02

Also, check your razor blades for candy. It's harder to slice things with candy. It is.

SPEAKER_01

Don't they have those new candy blades though?

SPEAKER_02

Maybe. By Bick? Yes, by Bick. But it's with a K. I like how you're worried about having the Pepsi logo on this thing, but we will bash companies verbally and just hope that they don't hear us. We don't got the Pepsi logo on anything, do we? No, we don't, but that's because I gotta blur out that shark thing now. No, you don't. Yeah, nobody watches the shark, so everybody watches them. You watch them lose usually, but they watch them. We were the most exciting story in sports this week. Were you? Sorta. Would you like a shark kill somebody at the beach? We played two games. Both of the games we were winning with less than two minutes to play, and we lost both of those games. That is scary. That's impressive. That's that's not a fun. I cannot wait to talk about it later tonight on the other button. Um, as usual, uh, like, subscribe, and share. And you can follow if you want. I don't know. Yeah. If you dislike, what do they do? Oh, you hit that thumbs down twice. Twice. Two times. Yep. We like that. That way we really know that you dislike us. Works every time. Which, I mean, we already really know that you dislike us.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

This will help. All right. This is short and sweet. Just like me. The final girl. Well, you can't be too sweet. You gotta be a little edgy because you only works without my beard. I forget that you can't see my cheek. Oh, cheek dimples. No, we don't want to see that. Dude has a pit in his face. Smiles you can see through his head. That's true. His beard hides no skin.

unknown

That's right.

SPEAKER_02

Him and Gary Bucy. I don't know what it was. Jermo, you cannot whine from the inside of the door and also the outside of the door.

SPEAKER_03

You want me to put him on screen?

SPEAKER_02

Have him whine on screen? I do not. He's been in every episode. Yes, I know. We need to break that curse. But what if what? Okay. Well, you want to hold Baxter up or something? No. Baxie would never let Baxy loves me and he would never let me pick him up. Let's find out. No. That could be perfect.

SPEAKER_03

Like you get mauled at the end of this episode of the scary episode? Darth Mauled?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Alright. I'm trying to force it. Um yes.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's this is you know if you had nickel, you'd be you you you really like nickels.

SPEAKER_02

I do.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Just wait till we do our idiots with idioms.

SPEAKER_01

Shit. When did you think of that? That was a while. It's been a while.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, we thought about that for a hot minute, but cooler heads prevailed. And by that got by that I mean me.

SPEAKER_02

You don't have a cool head.

SPEAKER_03

What? It's the coolest fucking head I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_02

Anyway. It's been a pleasure. Uh all you out there in Slangland, enjoy your all hollow to Eve. All hollows Eve. All hollows Eve safely. If you think of any scary words we haven't done or shouldn't do, send them our way. If you think of words that aren't scary that we should or shouldn't do, send them our way. No, we only want to do scary words from now on. Okay. That's our new niche. Um niche. Where can right? Where can they send them, Dan? Um, does anybody know how the post office works? Yes, but we are not giving up on it. Send it to hangout slangout at gmail.com. Yeah, that's the one.

SPEAKER_03

And or uh any of our socials? What socials do we have out there? Uh Instagram, uh, TikTok. What's the ones that you run and post force every all the time on?

SPEAKER_02

I don't do any of it. That's what I thought. I told you. All of my talent for this is literally just showing up and spewing stupid shit for us.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, and then watching you with your Hollywood magic turn it into acceptable. That's what I'm hitting for. That's that's the thing I click on. We'll get there eventually. We will almost get to acceptable. They got like standard, high def, and acceptable. So I just go with acceptable every time.

SPEAKER_03

But yeah, if you you guys want to find us on any of our socials, Instagram, we have a Facebook, we have a Twitter, or ooks. Yes, that was scary. And um, and we have TikTok. Um I I really need to post more on that.

SPEAKER_02

We also have a uh what's the Instagram Twitter? Threads? Do we have a threads? I think we just get one. I never I think stuff just posts there. I never even look at it. No. I haven't looked to see if we posted anything. I don't think stuff just posts there. I think you have to post it. No, because it's all the same thing. But it's not all the same. Here it is. No, it's not. Because when you had Instagram, when they made threads, it just made you have have a thing. You didn't have to sign up. Right. I had threads, but the things I would post wouldn't automatically post on threads. Look at his threads, by the way. Uh this episode is over.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Later slangers. Get out of here. We'll see you next week. Uh, thank you guys. I'm Matt. Oh, I'm Spooky Dan. That's only because he's creepy around children. Are there kids in here? Not anymore. We have to be 50 hearts away. Yeah. Shoot. Later slangers. They're gonna pull the plug. Who's dying? Hang on to your butts.

SPEAKER_03

Why? I don't know. I'm like shit, I didn't get the I didn't get like the memo. Well what I was supposed to say after that.

SPEAKER_00

Nothing.

SPEAKER_03

Oh.

SPEAKER_00

Oh shoot, hang on. Sorry. All right, let's go.