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Chopped - 111 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

Daniel Messersmith & Matthew Keehen Season 3 Episode 111

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Our next word is here and boy is it confusing. From the Food Network's second greatest television show to the preferable way to enjoy pico de gallo, we tackle the word, CHOPPED. Dig in, Slangers...

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SPEAKER_00

Okay. Hey, welcome back, slingers. It's the next episode, and we're not even Dr. Dre. Right? You may not be. I try my best. You're more of a Mr. Dre. I'm a Mr. Dre? At least you didn't say misses, so I'll take that. Really? Yeah. I'm good at beating things. Pause for awkward silence. Yeah, let me let me get Voltron out of the way. He doesn't need to hear any of that. Don't applaud that. Okay, so I do have something. I figured something out. I'm pretty proud of myself. You can do this without me. No, I figured that out before. Do I want to do it without him? Probably. 6-7. 8-9. Um that's the new thing. I've I've seen that if someone says 6-7 in front of you and you go 8-9, it pisses them completely off and they lose their minds. It's pretty cool. It is pretty cool. I saw something today where um In N Out has eliminated the order number 6-7 from their syllabus. I saw that too. So that they nothing happens when they call for order 67. Yeah. Which should have happened beforehand, anyways. Right. But okay, so this is what I figured out. I have the litmus test. Or wait, lit. Since you don't know the word, I'm gonna go back to what I was thinking, which is what's even more annoying is 67 is literally two numbers away from the funniest number ever. What is that? 69. 69, dude. So are we gonna is this gonna be 6'7 part two? Probably. I mean, it's still fucking popular. Yeah, and it will be. Anyways, I figured out how to tell if someone is crazy. Full on like mad in their brain, out of out of their gourd, crazy. By using language like you just used to describe somebody who's crazy. Litman test? Well, and out of out of their gourd. Out of the well, I was gonna say dome. It's litmus. Who? Litmus. Oh yeah, I know that guy. He was my teacher in fourth grade. No, that's the Mr. Litmus. No, that's the type of test. He was that asshole. That's the type of test you do today. So what he said, that kind of test. Um, do you know what it is? Do you know what mailman hate? Dogs. No. Uh so here's the test that you know if somebody is absolutely crazy out of their mind. If they can listen to the pointer sisters and not smile, you're a goddamn psychopath. You know, here's the thing. I want to argue. You can't. If I put Neutron Dance on right now, we would be having a love fest in here. Here's it. Well, I don't know about that. But let me hang on. Let me get where's my hold on. We don't have that kind of money if they decide to do it. Um I want to argue. Especially because my mother would do jazz or size to the Pointer Sisters when I was growing up. Every one of their songs is upbeat in our living room. And so I want to have bad memories of the Pointer Sisters because of that fact alone. Because you should never have to watch your mother do jazz or size. But fuck if I don't laugh or smile every time I hear the Pointer Sisters. And sing along. Yeah, and I it's they're like a forgotten, and people don't realize they were like them and like Cindy Lauber at a time were like huge. They're a bop. Yeah, and every one of their songs is just up tempo, happy, let's dance, let's kick ass.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And um that's true. And it just hit me. And so hey, you agree? Yeah, and this is gonna be a separate point, but along the same lines, is Candace and I went to play trivia without you guys the other day because you couldn't go. And we were losers, we were tired. When it got to music bingo, the that portion of it, they were playing, I don't remember which Pat Benatar song, but I turned to Candace and I was like, you know what? I'm really glad Paramour exists because I feel like rock with female lead singers really peaked at like Pat Benatar. Or that that general era, anyway. Oh, I see what you're saying. And then it kind of There are a couple really good ones, like Lizzie from Hailstorm. Okay, but you're right, but what I'm saying is like it kind of went completely away for like a decade or so. Yes. And then Paramore and Hailstorm and what's the uh what's the one with the the girl from uh the Grinch? Pretty reckless. Yeah, yeah, she's pretty good too. But it's like now you have those female lead singers that can like hold their own the way the the ladies of the 80s could. So you just keep talking, I'm gonna keep playing with my stick. Oh hey, the thing stopped filming me over here. Hey, look at me. I mean, you were playing with your stick. So it shouldn't have stopped playing uh filming you. Uh but yeah, so like it's just like high school. It's just like high school. I just realized that yeah, it's been a nice little recovery period for women-led bands. Yeah, that's pretty good. So, ladies, you're welcome. I mean, we didn't do anything. We nothing. Not not a goddamn thing. Okay. Not a goddamn thing is the perfect segue into the episode. Is it? Yeah. So I'm Daniel. Are you? Still. Interesting. I'm Matt. And this is Hang Out with Your Slang Out. Season three. Why'd you get all spooky? We already did the Halloween episode. Because I don't know how to fit season three into a Here Comes Santa Claus tune. Well, this one will I think will be out after that. So if you gotta think of something like Happy birthday, New Year's to you. Uh how about something in the Pointer Center Pointer Sisters realm? I don't know if I can do that on on request. You can't be like hot, burning, doing the neutron dance, doing the season three. There you go. Perfect. Yeah, we're gonna get sued. Probably. All right. By both the Pointer Sisters and Jimmy Neutron. Are they still alive? Jimmy Neutron? Or the Pointer Sisters? I think somebody that did a voice from Jimmy Neutron just died, but yeah, he did. I think Jimmy, no, no, it was the Jimmy's friend. Jimmy's friend. Yeah. Jimmy's friend. That's like my favorite band from the 2000s, Jimmy's Friend. Yeah, it was uh it was I was surprised that they became a band so shortly after Jimmy World, but you gotta digest that shit. Dude, it's it's hard on the system. You ever tried to Jimmy's friend really needed to help Jimmy out because he was eating world. I imagine the fiber you need to move that kind of you know rubbish through your system. It's pretty tough. Rubbage? Is that the right word? I don't know if you were trying to say rubbish or roughage. We'll go with roughage, sir. Rubbage is what you were doing. R you budget. Rubbage is what you were doing to your stick, I see people. Anyways, we're out of here. We'll see you after the music. All that fun stuff. I just said it's only on that. Oh, that's okay. I didn't plan for it to be recorded. All right, you singing again? No. It's totally automatic. It's better the first time. Whenever you're around. That's what she said. Pointer Sisters is also like one of the few female groups that I can sing in my voice and not be entirely different than whoever it is that's singing it. Really? Well, because the one girl out of the Pointer Scissors has a super deep voice. Oh man. So you're like you're like the bass guy in like um Boys to Men. Boys to Men. So we haven't even discussed this week's word. That's true, we haven't. But that's because one of us has no idea what the word is currently. Same here. Oh because we didn't discuss what we were gonna do. I got one we could do. But you said you were already locked and loaded with one. You got I was locked and loaded with the pointer sister thing. Oh, that was it? Yeah, just had to get me started. That's all. Are you so excited now? I was until I realized we'd need something to talk about. Also, I'm so excited from a very special episode of Save by the Bell. Is it the one when uh Jesse's on drugs? Mm-hmm.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's right. She does sing them. I'm so excited. She goes full Taylor Swift and then Zach has to hug her to calm her down. Yeah, I mean, in all seriousness, that would calm that would calm you down, wouldn't it? Mark Paul Gosler hugging me. Yeah, absolutely. Well, I don't know. It might excite me too much. Well, say by the Bell Mark Paul or NYPD blue, or he'd probably do it naked. Totally different, Mark. Definitely different. Or uh and that's brunette mark, too, I think. Uh so is Franklin and Bash, Mark Paul Gosler. Which one's that? Franklin and Bash. That's the one with him and uh what's the short guy? Uh tattoo from Fantasy Island? That's the one. We were talking about tattoo from somebody said something about tattoo the other day, and I said, Look, boss, diplane, diplane. And everybody that was young looked at me like I was crazy. And I was like, you guys just don't get it. Yeah, nobody knows about uh no Breck anymore. Breckenmeyer. Breckenmeyer, Breckenmeyer. Why is that not coming? Why am I not recognizing Breckenmeyer? I don't know. He was in a lot of those well, not a lot of a handful of those teen dramaties in the late 90s, early 2000s, but he was the other person. Oh, is he the uh he's like way short and always had like long feathered hair? Uh yeah, I guess not feathered is the word, but he could be a he'd be an ass in most of the movies. Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah. I mean, we've had phones, I could show you. Wear a lot of flannel. Well, my phone's recording us. Hey. Okay, I have phones. In different area codes. Actually, they're all in this area code because I wouldn't be able to. Uh where's Breckenmeyer? Should we give our new merch shout out? It's not real merch, it's just a sticker on a cup. But you ask, I'll sell it. I'll send it to you. Yeah, that guy. Yeah. So he was in Franklin and Bash with it. He's such an ass. Mark Paul Gossler. Some something else. It doesn't matter. All right. This this episode's not about Mark Paul Gossler. Well, probably. It is now. Guess who's gonna be on the cover? It's gonna be it's gonna be like tiger beat all over it. He's gonna be hugging you naked. Tiger beat. Nice. With uh Brecken McShyster watching you, David Brecken. David Brecken? He's a great base baseball player, right? Yes. Okay, uh I have a word if he just get signed by the Dodgers. Yes. I they signed every I think they just signed Jesus Christ. I think I sent that to you. You did send that to you. That's pretty it's pretty on I don't know, like pretty on par. I don't know. I'm just saying in Major League, they question Jesus Christ's ability to hit a curveball. So how good is he really? We're about to find out. Three peat? Maybe if we can't three-peat with Jesus Christ, I don't know what I don't want to say, like so to not glaze over this. Them signing Edwin Diaz, right? It's the same big deal. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun to hear him coming in coming into a game because his intro music is like super perfect for Dodging. Um but I don't even care about what the Dodgers are doing positively right now. I promise you the Mets are having the worst offseason in baseball, and it's hilarious to watch because their owner has enough money to compete with the Dodgers if he wants to. Yeah, I thought they just missed out by a couple they ended up they ended up signing the Yankees worse than Edwin Diaz closer and then lost Edwin Diaz. They lost Pete Alonzo to Baltimore and signed Marcus Simeon, which is a signed or traded for, I'm not sure, which is a great deal seven years ago. Daniel was saying that Baltimore trade's a big deal. I was just like Baltimore signing of Alonzo, yeah, because their lineup is their biggest problem. They have a pretty good rotation. But and then and then you're like, okay, well, you got this guy from the Yankees, but hey, at least uh what's his name? Suarez from the uh Padres is still available. And not only do you not actively go after him, he ends up with the Braves, who the Braves are quietly having a very good offseason right now. Yeah, to the point where they can be kind of competitive because you know last year was a fluke. They're they're not as bad as they played last year. That's what I that's what Daniel was saying, too. But this kind of leads into the if we can I guess we could tie this in. Scarp's off, boys. If the Mets, if you're saying the Mets are having a hard time, we'll do that one eventually. Not today. Okay. I was gonna say I the word I wanted to use is chopped. Oh, Metropolitans?

SPEAKER_01

The Mets? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're totally chopped.

SPEAKER_00

They're chopped. So chopped, chopped is an older word that used to get used before, but it seems to be back now. Is it the same? Everything's cooked or chopped? Well, you have to do one before you can do the other. Not to middle school middle schoolers. Sorry about stumbled over my own tongue. Just like high school. Um did you have You're gonna have to look it up because I don't have a phone with me. But I just Oh, I do have an iPad. Yeah. Your iPad makes it look like you're reading a book. And also I didn't bring my readers. Oh my god, then you gotta turn the font up really big on your phone. It's a really cool look. I get told that all the time. Like, especially when I'm on the bus and the person like in the back row can read from like seven rows back and read my emails. Also, does your screensaber say kitty liquors? It does say kitty liquors, but there'd be like a look at my screen.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That's my uh that's my sideband. Yeah, so I'm interested because if it does mean the same thing, then like I think it's weird that it's coming back.

SPEAKER_01

Um Well, I mean, what do you think it means? Well, I I don't know. Like, to be fair, I didn't really use chopped before.

SPEAKER_00

Like, I didn't to me, Chopped didn't gain any name to it until like the show. When you were done, you were chopped, so yeah, by extension, that definition makes sense to me. Like, well, and honestly, that was a really whoever came up with that for the show title and the show, it was perfect. Yeah. Super good. Yeah. Because it fit both words or both definitions of the word. So it's basically being used according to Urban Dictionary and the energy, the the world wide web. The world wide webs. It's like it's new thing. If you're chopped, it means you're ugly or you're done. Like the ugliest of the ugly. To me, those are two very different things. You can be done without ugly. The fuggliest, nastiest, most disgusting of them all. A girl or boy that's ugly, or should we say chopped?

SPEAKER_01

So they've they've defined it as that. Meaning she's ugly or chopped. Yo, that new girl's chopped.

SPEAKER_00

So, like and I thought chopped meant more like done, or you're over, you're having a hard time, too. I thought it meant all that, but apparently it's it's just ugly. Yeah. It's basically me. So No, Dan, you're a handsome motherfucker. Come on, man. What am I paying you for? I let you wear the hat and everything. No, Dan. Oh, I love how you say it. So I don't know that. I I know this is gonna shock you because I'm so in agreement with most slang that we hear from the kids. I don't know how I feel about this. I feel like um coming from the restaurant world. Well, okay. There's two ways to look at this. Like I think when coming from Camera one, camera two. I think coming from coming from I feel like coming from the restaurant world that in certain instances when things are chopped, they're actually smaller, more uniform, they look better. However, the the flip side to that argument. Does depend on what you're chopping? Uh kind of. You chop an onion. Okay. You chop in squid, calamari. So chopping something. So, anyways, what I was gonna say is like if you have like a really nice piece of some sort of protein, then chopping that up is less attractive than it would be if it was its whole piece. So like a nice filet or like a nice pico de gallo. Pico de guayo actually looks better chopped, and you can't have a piece of pico de guayo. I can in my mouth. I had some last night. One piece of pico de gallo? Yes, that's how I eat pico de gallo. One piece in the thing. Tomato. And then you don't chew until it's all in there, right? Because you gotta let it marinate. And there's a there's a certain marinate. Uh marinate. We'll let that marinate in your mouth. Um, another way of calling one particularly a girl, ratchet, ugly, fugly, or gross. Why is it for girls? Because some stupid little heathen made it up. Here's the thing. I think that for the most part, girls uh actually are okay using the English language. And boys are stupid. Boys are stupid little cocksuckers. Yeah. Excuse me. I wish this would tell me where it came from. Like who started using it in this thing. So maybe. Okay, so yeah, so chopped. Slang primarily means ugly or unattractive, especially on social media, but can also mean rejected, fired. Used in Toronto to mean flirting or hitting on someone. So the Canadians use it as well. I mean, it's not all Canadians, just Toronto. Uh, to be fair, again, I I wouldn't attribute it just to Toronto because I believe in also England. Well, and actually, I think I've I do think that even here in the States, which I have to use since we just said Canada, I can't call it the United States. I have to call it the States because that's what they call it. Um, you could be chopping it up with somebody, and that basically meant talking to or flirting with, right? So if somebody was chopped, it would be I never used that though. I never but I know it existed. I didn't use it necessarily either, but I know it existed. And I don't know if that stems from Canadian or uh British English slang, but that to me is a natural progression of that word, then that if you had been talking to somebody and somebody saw that, they could say that you just chopped it up with them. It also says um it refers to a genre of music, slowed down music called chopped and screwed. New band name. Apparently, it's already been used. Well, it's not a band name, that's a style name. I've never seen that style. Like if I look that up on Spotify, there's a chopped and screwed playlist. Maybe, or chopped and scrooged. It's where you're watching Scrooged and Chopped at the same time. Ugly, unattractive, rejected, fired, high on drugs. So I'm chopped you're chopped if you're high on drugs. I'm chopped right now. Talking, chopping it up. So there is a little bit to where I thought it was, because I thought I saw it used in the way, like you're done, you're chopped. Because I've heard them say it like that. So I'm starting to wonder because I've had this problem with enough of our words that we've picked to this point. I'm starting to wonder if the kids of today are intentionally using words that have already been used and giving them new definitions so that when they say them around old people, it sends them old people. Yes, old people. It sends them on a incorrect path as to figure out what they're saying. I think just some Yahoo, they see a TikTok. Also, I think they're lazy little dickheads. Which ones? All of them. All of them? There's some that aren't lazy. There's there's there's some quality. I just saw all the kids do a walkout because they were protesting ice. Like they just all left in like this whole frickin' state. Uh, doing a new chunk dance. Didn't didn't. Um how many sisters were there? Three. Only two of them sang, right? The other one was like DJ Jazzy Jeff, and he was just like in the back. I would I would feel that that person was more like Spinderella. Spinderella, thank you. Because I was actually gonna go bell bib De Boe because there's that one guy he didn't do anything because he looked like a frog. That was Devo. I don't know if it was Debella. Um Okay. Name Nope, nope. I had that question locked and loaded, ready to go for you. Okay, good. And you were dancing around over there, not even doing anything. You pretended like you were doing stuff. You didn't like that shimmy? Can you give me uh a few examples of people that you think would be chopped? So I gotta pick ugly people. Yes. Okay, the lead singer to third eyed blind. The most punchable face in music. You feel that way. Number one. Uh number two, we hope. Um, chop for reals. For reels. I hate to call anybody out for being ugly when I look like this. But like Wayne Rooney for sure. Yeah. Um and that's not just in case I. That's not just because of my hatred of Man United. Yes, it plays a part. But considering that hatred of Man United, I can still, to a man, tell you that David Beckham is a very handsome man. Yeah. Wayne Rooney is not. And that's fine. I've seen worse than Wayne Rooney. Yeah. I don't, I hate calling people. He's not the elephant man. The elephant man's chopped. Who's the um who's that really well-known actor? He was in he's in Fargo. Um Gary Busey. No, but also chopped. No, he's in an Armageddon. He's in a shit ton of movies. Steve Buscemi? Steve Buscemi. Most talented man in the world. Fantastic human being. Former New York City firefighter. Not the prettiest man alive. No, absolutely not. I don't want to register him as Chopped. He's certainly not done. He is, I'm a huge fan, actually. Well, you don't want to register him as Chopped isn't done. But he's actually made a career out of not being the handsome one. There's a handful of actors that have done that. Not so much for female, because you know, us sexist pigs, we have to have pretty people on the screen. I used to think because you could never really see his face, and it's probably less this than I would like Slash. He's not a particularly handsome dude. He's alright, but if you've actually seen him he's okay. He's put on a little weight and it looks really a lot of it's in the face. Nothing. Just dead. You got nobody that's chopped? You're not gonna say this guy's face, right? I would. I'm not going to. Do I want to? Would I agree with that point? Yes. That is what we're dealing with down on the ground right now. Yeah. Yep, it sure is. This is Remington if this is his first time watching. Oh, he is here. He probably is because I feel like every time we've shown him, people have seen it and been like, oh, this is just a catch crab now. We're out. Well, they get it then. Alright, let's see if he snores as bat over here. Who else is chopped? What's the guy from the Goonies? I don't even know who played that guy. That played uh Chonk or whatever his name was. No, not Chonk. That wasn't the same. The guy that says hey you guys. Yeah. That's his name, Chunk. Really? Yeah. I also have only seen the Goonies once and didn't like it. It's too smart for him. Sorry, Spielberg. It's like a classic. It's like a classic for everybody else. If it's good enough for Dawson from Dawson's Creek, it's good enough for you. Why I went to that, I don't know. I just remember him arguing about the Goonies on the TV show. Considering our record. He's alright. And if you can support what's his name? James? Jimmy Vanderbeek? I think he just goes by James. James. Uh he has a new thing where he's selling the jerseys from uh what was it? What was the movie he did? Varsity Blues. I was gonna say blues of something. Blues Traveler. Yeah. But it goes to uh his uh with his cancer stuff stuff. Sorry. He's a good guy. He's good at this. He's having a hell of a fight. You know, he a guy who's really good with with you know Dawson's Creek shit should probably bail me out. I'm looking at you, Pacy. Did you say I'm looking at Jew? Pacy's not a Jew. Well you could be a black man too. Sure. From the waist down. Am I right, Pacy? I can't wait to Joshua watches this show. Charlie Conway? Oh, from uh Mighty Ducks? Look at that. I'm getting there. Took me three seasons. I don't know what his name is in that on uh fringe? Yeah. We're just gonna call him Josh. Nice. He's like one of those guys that just uses the same name as his name in all his shit. He's not chopped. No. Good looking dude. Good for him. Goldberg, he was kind of chopped. Goldberg? You mean the wrestler? No, the yes, also. No, but that's a good one. Uh Kane. Kane was chopped. Yeah. Like I think literally. Like I think he had been slashed multiple times in the face. Or Mankind. Whatever. What's his name? Foley? McFoley. McFoley. Yeah. Um.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I feel like our show could be better than us just naming three things of the word we do every here's the thing. I don't think so. You don't think so? No. I we hadn't gotten there yet. I think that you think that because it wasn't your idea. It was my idea. But I think that um at the end of the day, if we did just the word, these episodes would be like seven minutes long. Now, there's an argument. Some people may like that. So there's an argument to be made that maybe that's what we should be doing. Yeah. So have you been hearing Jaden uses this word quite a bit. Yeah. Not a lot. I have heard him say it, but not a lot. Because I don't think he my son's actually kind of grown out of like calling people ugly. I was gonna say I feel like he's not disrespectful enough to use it. Like I could see him doing it in their group of friends, like talking about one person that they saw while they were out. I could just see Reese with a bunch of his boys and they're like just discussing things, like oh, so and so and this. And like, nah, she's chopped. Like, and then he'd move on. Or I could also see that. Or while they're gaming, they'd be like, you know, just uh disrespectful. I could also see that, which is funny because not all your friends, bro. Ain't that great. They have the best haircuts. I don't know what's going on with with uh boys and teenage boys' haircuts. These not that ours were fantastic back in the day either. No, but I will tell you that there would have been a lot less angry people at Supercuts if the goal was the current haircut. It's almost like let's style hair to piss people off. Like it almost seems like it's a joke. It's weird. It's almost like the way they use flying words. It's almost like the way they live their lives. What can I do to piss people off? Oh right. Um I I think we could we could put a cap on chopped. Yeah, I guess we could put a cap on chopped. Um I will not, I don't I won't use it. I feel like I'd come off way lame saying chopped. Well, and I'm describing the the best you know food show ever made. And I think probably. Second best. I mean Iron Shaft. You can't beat that shit. One of my friends finished in second place on an episode. He definitely should have won, though. Is he still friends with you? Yeah. Hmm.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Uh yeah, I don't think I would use it either, if only because I think that I think we've gotten past the we've grown past the point of being uh blatantly disrespectful to people. Well, one of us has. And also, we've seen me on camera. So Oh my god, if we actually discatches and people start commenting, we're in trouble. Yeah, it's gonna be chop, chop, chop. It's gonna be nothing but knives, and I don't know what I guess. It's gonna be like being at a tepanyaki restaurant, am I right? You spell that? T E P P A N. It's perfect time to say goodbye, people. We don't know spelling beasts. Y-A-K-I-T-Naki. That sounds right. Pretty close. Have you ever been to a Benihana? When they throw shit at your mouth? Well, yes, but when they cook in front of you and throw shit at your mouth. Yeah, but I don't know. It was all known. That's Tepanyaki. Oh, that's the style of cooking? Yeah. I thought that was called Benihana. No, Benny Hana is called Benihana. Like the restaurant. Yeah, yeah. The style is called Tepanyaki. I thought it was called something else. We went to that one that's really for a long time. I don't know if I told you this. One of my restaurant ideas, and I maybe don't want to say it on the podcast because somebody might steal it because it is unequivocally the perfect idea. There's not enough like owners want, like, you know. We don't have anybody with any money that wants. Um, sorry, anybody that has money that might be watching this. Uh no, I always wanted to, not always. I won't I had come up with the idea for a restaurant called tiki yaki. And so it was gonna be like throwing drinks in your mouth.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

No, just at your face and see what gets in. No, it was going to be a uh like uh Pacific Islander Tepanyaki restaurant with tiki-style drinks. But like people love those tiki drinks, you would have like steak and chicken and like spam would also be a meat choice, and like you could do all kinds of like cool Islander style cuisine. That seems like something somebody would have done. Would have done already. Right? You would think. In Hawaii, there's gotta be some. Well, maybe. I can't imagine they were smart enough to call it tiki yaki, though. No, they just call it yaki yaki. Yaki yaki yaki. That's pretty funny. That's Fozzie Bear's restaurant. Waka Faka. Excuse me. Whoa, oh, no wonder Sesame Street needs to go. Good thing that we have that NC17 rating on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's definitely not for kids, even though that's all we do is talk about kid words. Well, that's kind of weird, right? The kid words are so stupid that we're required to cuss. And um, as always, like, share, and is it repeat? Follow. Like, share, follow. If you subscribe, if you don't like it, hit the thumbs down button two times. Two times. Or four. Any even number will do. Yeah, just oh, just let us know. And if you do like it, I don't know, maybe send us some money. Please leave a comment. Have you have people been leaving comments on our episodes? Um, I haven't even really looked. I know we had one a while back, okay and it was for last season. This is a challenge to all of our viewers who have made it through this entire episode. In fact, to show you I'm serious, we're gonna put this at the front of the episode so that you actually do it. But I want you to comment on the videos because I think one of the other things that Dan and I should be doing, because I thought of this for the other podcast. Oh, yeah, bringing up the comments. Yeah, well, like they're more likely to comment than they are to write an email. So we could do a little two-minute answer to the comments if it's something that requires an answer. No, let's just let's put it out there right now until we start getting just flushed. We're not recording another episode until you leave comments. We will comment comment on every comment that's left. On every comment? Even good or bad ones. I mean, because we're only gonna start out with a couple if we're lucky. And then once it comes in and everybody hates us, then we'll have to be like, okay, we're only doing three an episode, right? But that three an episode will carry us to 17 billion episodes. That's what we're that's what we're shooting for. That's a lot of words. That's a lot of words. That's a lot of hate, is what it really comes down to. I hope I got enough in me. Yeah. Well, probably. Just like high school. Well, thank you for watching. Uh come back again. Go back again. Come on again. Remember the point of sisters? Dance, smile. If you haven't subscribed to the channel, the subscribe button is the biggest thing for us. Uh, you don't have to watch every episode. And in fact, we're certain that you're not. But if you subscribe, at least it'll come into your feed as you get into YouTube, and maybe you'll accidentally hit play and it benefits us. And if there are if you're our kind of hate, this is where you belong. We do have a lot of hate. I will say that probably 50% of people are our kind of hate, and the other 50% are not our kind of hate. At least in one very specific category. We're talking about food, right? I am horribly surprised that none of my regulars have been like, hey, I can't really listen to you. Well, maybe they're waking up. I don't think so. I think they're just willing to deal with my bullshit and video. You're that good a bartender? I'm very good at bartender. Our manager?

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Bart.

SPEAKER_00

Podcast podcast host. I'm that good. All right. All right. Well, later slangers. Well, I'm Daniel. I thought we already did that part. Nope, not at all. I said come back. We did it at the beginning. Are you new at this? Are you? Yeah. I'm not Matt. I'm not Daniel. And this is definitely hang out with your slang out. Season three. Oh, I'm so scared. Oh my god. How am I gonna fix that in post? If you guys can hear that, that is my dog snoring, by the way. If you guys can't hear that, I'd be really surprised. Yeah. I'm saying can you like just rock them a little bit?

SPEAKER_01

There you go. Remington. That's just his normal breathing.

SPEAKER_00

This is what happens when you get dogs without snouts. They have the perfect face. They say you dogs look like your owners. I don't feel like I look like them, Reggie.

SPEAKER_01

From the waist down. You like drinking out a new cup? Sure. I don't not like it. Subject change.