Choppleganger - 112 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

Top Gun or Iron Eagle?

E.T. or Mac & Me??

Sylvester Stallone or Frank Stallone???

Which is the best and which is the Temu version... you decide, Slangers. We'll do our best to get to the bottom of this episode's word, and we had a blast doing it. Enjoy.

S3 - CHOPPLEGANGER

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SPEAKER_00 0:01

That's I don't think that's the line. Anyway. Thank you. You wanna pour your little mermaid? I want to advertise for Humble C Brewing. Humble Cut of Santa Cruz, California. So apparently we're starting the show off of commercials now. No, we're not starting the maybe. Maybe. That's not the plan, but I think your avoidance of we're not gonna get shut down because we talk about a brand. Is that a dare? No, you could absolutely get shut down by talking about a brand because we've all met. Why do you have your own fridge? I don't have my own fridge. Also, the amount of like paraphernalia we have in the background, we would have already been shut shut down. No. Yeah. No, I'm like this with Hasbro.

unknown 0:50

Hang on.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

Yes, you do Hasbro. You also has sis, but that doesn't mean that you're down with Hasbro. Murder your thirst.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:02

As you will. As I was. As I that too. Anyway. Delicious beers. From Santa Cruz, California. Murdering my thirst. Delicious water in my mouth from a can. Sure. Awesome. We're probably gonna have to redo this intro. You think so? Hasn't been our best. Okay, what do you got? I don't know. I just feel like we've been out of the loop for a little bit. I don't know. I feel like that's your loop. Sure. In this loop, I'm right there, dude. Just looping it up. You haven't taken your focus gum yet, have you? I can't. I just got my teeth yanked out. We can talk about that. See, we can talk about that. It's nothing like having oral surgery. I said surgery when you're 50. It hurts, dude. So it hurts less if you're not 50? No, you like when you're getting out, you're supposed to get him out at like 18. And I had to be cool. I don't It's amazing that you had your wisdom teeth in your head for that long and no additional wisdom. I feel a little bit not smart. You think that's where my power was? Um don't answer that. Go to commercial. Commercial. One, two, three, cut. Yeah. Alright, oh, I'm Dan. I'm Matt. And I will have less teeth. I have the same number of teeth I had be when we were recording before. But I also need to get two wisdom teeth removed. Let's do it. We're not gonna do it on the episode. Right now? No. How high were you from the drugs? I didn't do the drugs. Nope. They just lubed me up. Not lubed. Numbed me up. What does that have to do with pulling teeth out of your head? Well, it's part I I was told it was the new thing. I'm so aroused I can't possibly feel pain. Yeah, and I the rectal exam, I was really that was really weird. That's unusual for the dentist's office. Yes, yes, yes. But um, yeah, and this is hang out with your sling out. It's gonna get better. It can't get worse. Yeah. I mean, look at this. Cue the music. That's what that was. Right? That was you cueing the music. Cuing something. Try to cue something else. Cue off. So what do you got for us this week? Okay. So you know how infrequently I get excited about slang words. I get excited about doing these episodes. Is anger the same as excitement? It's a type of excitement. So I guess sometimes I do get fairly excited about it. All the time. Sure. And I came across something today. This is the most recent, I think, we've ever done an episode from No, that happened before. Anyways, so I very rarely get excited in a positive sense. Okay. For slang words. Uh, especially because of all the shittiness. You know, my pet peeves with them, they're such a good idea to have them in here.

SPEAKER_01 4:23

Say hi. There we go. Public wants you. Even though the co-host doesn't.

SPEAKER_00 4:35

Just for those of you at home, those are real sounds coming out of a dog. We haven't added those in post. It's not AI or nothing. That is that is real. Okay, so that's why people hate the French. Anyways. So I very rarely get excited in a positive fashion about slang words, especially because all these gen alpha dipshits keep either reusing a word that's already been used and ruining it, or somehow making the term longer than it needs to be. Yep, all the time. All of it's wrong. I hate all of it. It's a strong word. Most of it. Yes, that is true. I hate 95% of it. Anyways, a word came across my desk. And when I say across my desk, it was on my phone screen at some point today. And apparently tomato. Apparently it's a gen alpha thing. And I need you to understand before I get into it that the reason that I'm so impressed by it is because it requires actual intelligence to build this term. No. Yeah. Now I don't know if they used it themselves or they got it. They got it from AI. All right. I hope this pays off. This is a hell of a buildup. It is. It is. And you know we've done we've done chopped, right? Yeah. Yeah. So we did chopped before. And so apparently there is a new Gen Alpha slang term. Sort of in replacement for Timu version of. You like this one, huh? I fucking love it. It really fits. Called Choppelganger. So it is the chopped version of something you've seen before. It's like, yeah. So like I spent this last year calling anybody that looked kind of like Brad Pitt as the Timu Brad Pitt. Yes, but Choppelganger is so much better. Oh, it's actually clever. We had a guy in the bar today. Today, as I was having this conversation, it didn't, it like, I don't know how it happened. I put the word out there, and all of a sudden the guy came in. Have you ever seen uh Carson Cresley? Oh, why do I know that name? Uh it's from uh what's the show where The Gay Guys Gave You a Makeover? Um, actually, I oh, what is that? Uh queer eye for the streak. Thank you. He's on that and he's been on like Bobby Flay a bunch. Like, yeah. Anyways, we had a guy come in, spitting knockoff image of Carson Cresley down to the voice and everything. Like, yeah, it was perfect. He was the perfect choppel ganger. Yeah, I heard choppelganger just the other day. And um it seems like it's one of those words that's taking off on social media really quickly. I will tell you how new this is. Are you ready? Like a week. It has one entry on Urban Dictionary. Holy moly, really? And that entry was put in on January 9th of 2026. It hasn't even been a week. Is it is it a legit? Yeah, it's just boring. It's a boring definition. It's boring. You're boring me. Spruce it up a little bit. Um a combination. Ooh. A combination of the word chopped and doppelganger, meaning an ugly person who looks similar to someone. Exactly what you just said. There without all the dogs and shit. The defin the example like is in proper English, which makes me sad. But there go your choppelganger over there. Or her choppelganger came in to talk. Both of those examples are terrible, but the definition accurate. Yes. Well, it doesn't necessarily need to be ugly, it just needs to be uglier than the original. For instance, when I came up with this word earlier, I knew that we were gonna get to our list of three, and I haven't built out a list of three because I feel like it's really hard to like pinpoint things like that. I feel like you have to be in the moment and you have to see them in person to you can't just go online and be like, oh, there's a so I'm gonna use some things that I thought of that I think you'll appreciate. Okay. What do you got? Uh go bots are a choppelganger of Transformers. That was exactly where I was gonna go. Okay, perfect. Heathcliff is a choppelganger of Garfield. Garfield. Yeah. Um the Power Rangers. Choppelganger of uh what were we just looking at? Boltron? Boltron.

SPEAKER_01 8:45

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 8:45

Boom, boom, boom. But I feel like there are real ones out there too. There, yeah, there totally is. I actually I can't show it to you right now, but uh my son's last soccer indoor soccer match, they had a substitute goalie because their other goalie, who I basically have been calling the team who uh David De Gea. Yeah, now he's a chapel ganger because he's basically David De Gea. If you added 300 pounds and still thought you could play like David De Gea. It's pretty fun. Um but the new guy walked out on the Jesus. The new guy walked out as an actual person. Yes, true. But the new guy who filled in for him, who apparently I think is the manager of the team, looked like a choppleganger for um Harry Kane. Oh, really? Yeah, like Harry Kane with a gut. Uh was like now up close, he may not look anything like Harry Kane with a bigger gut. Yeah. Harry Kane isn't Harry Kane's a footballer, too. He might be more fit than I think he is. He's pretty fit. Or he was, I haven't watched him play in a while. He was looking at his nudies. Huh? Those are I thought they were called footies. Same thing. Yeah, that's just on Foot Finder. Yes. Oh, never heard of that. What's it called in the UK? I don't know. What's the isn't there a isn't there a term for feet in the UK that's not? Maybe it's footy. Yeah, it's meter. No, not meters. I think you're going somewhere else with that. It's meat. It's meat. Look at my meat. Meat on my feet. Sorry, it's look at my meat. Yeah. So here's the thing. This is how new this is. The last time we actually recorded, which was probably about two weeks ago, we did the word chopped. It's probably been more than two weeks ago now. I think it was only two. Maybe it's been more. Oh shit. Did we do chopped and we haven't even posted it yet? And we're doing choppel ganger now. Yep. So it's that's how new this word has come in because otherwise we would have threw it in on that episode. Because it hadn't been made yet. Yeah, probably, but I'm glad that this episode gets its own episode. I thought about the same thing because I thought about we should we update it and add it to it, but I already uploaded it, so I was like, I don't want to have to read it. Yeah, I know. I think this is so fantastic. And I He's saying this is fantastic. I am trying to think of the last time a word made you say it was fantastic. Um it was probably one of the flashback episodes, honestly. No, one of the newer ones you actually liked a lot. But I mean, that's out of a hundred some odd episodes, that's not a good track record. No, like getting a positive reaction just in general out of me is makes me want. All right, challenge for any youngsters out there, because I think this is coming from middle middle graders. I think they're the ones that have come up with this. Which middle schoolers? Middle schoolers, which blows my mind because they're usually the yeah, they're usually the ones that make up the ones that make no sense because they're the whole six, seven, which now the new thing is 21, 21, 21. I haven't heard that.

unknown 11:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:45

Maybe they really like blackjack. I don't even know what it means yet. So maybe all these kids have a gambling problem. All I know is if they keep it up, half of our words this this uh season are gonna be numbers. So they just grab different numbers. That's fine. But yeah, I think this is coming from the middle schoolers, and good on them. The fact that they even know what doppelganger means in the first place. I'm proud of them. That's a huge part to me because like I use that term, I don't want to call it frequently, but frequently enough that for a slang term to use it, it's so much better than Timu version of. Timu's kind of hard to say sometimes. It is kind of hard to say. Like, to be fair, choppel ganger is not an easy word to say, yeah. But teemu version of is like, I don't know. I don't even say version of, I just say that there's the teemu so-and-so. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Because everybody usually gets it. I don't like it. I want my uh I want my terms sourced locally, not from China, and so I want something nice and strong in German, like choppel ganger. Have you seen all the the reaction videos to uh when people order in the Timu stuff and it go comes on wrong? Like they order a full-size life couch and it's like a little mini couch. It's amazing. It's pretty bad because Timu's been in my feed like crazy lately, and it's with like high-end versions of this guy, which I can't find. If you want to find a uh really nice version of him, it's like three to five hundred dollars. Oh, no way. Yeah, and they have one that's kind of like these guys back here. I really wish I'd save my metal set from when I was a kid. Same, even though that one's pretty wonky looking, but it was pretty shitty. Like the new stuff is is bad, it's so cool. But I can't or I'm scared to order it from Timu because I'm afraid it's gonna come this big. You're just gonna get the choppel ganger. Or and some people are saying like they get them and then they only get like to the lions, and they don't get all five of them. And I'm just like, oh my you sons of bitches. Three lion and two antelope. I mean, what are you gonna do? I mean, hey, that's just like Noah's Ark. Yeah. It's also like that bit. No, that's two girls, one cup. 21. Again. In case you guys didn't see that. Speaking of Noah's Ark, how many species of bugs are there on this planet? Bugs are tiny though. They could have totally all fit on the arc. There's like there's like a hundred thousand versions species of spiders alone, right? Bro, we're talking about a boat, and you're not even like you're concerning yourselves with bugs? Termites? For real, dude? Just dogs alone wouldn't have all fit on the ark. There's so many bugs they would have sunk the ark. And that's not even getting animals on there. That ark was protected by God. How do you get the whales on there? Or do they just float along with him? Good question. Or did some birds? Was it two animals that fell overboard and now they have whales? Like maybe whales didn't exist. So I don't want this to be an anti-religious show. I want everybody to have their own beliefs. So we were uh I was putting down religion, right? Yes. No, I was trying to say not any religion, the apparently religion. Um, believers, non-believers, there's whatever you need it to be. Cool. Just no way that he could have fit that many animals. It's a whole Noah's Ark thing. Come on, guys. Come on. At least come on. Maybe the arc was like a list. Maybe he just had a list of different animals. He just and someone pointed out if Noah's taking all those animals on his boat, aren't they gonna be like, that's like a sex boat? What's Noah doing? He's way older than he should be. To be fair, have you been on a cruise? No, I'm scared of deep water. For reals. Really?

SPEAKER_01 15:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:30

But you're not in the water. No, but like when you look at it and then you just imagine the shit that's down there. Okay, so I have multiple. I'm not sure which let me finish my thought first and then we'll get back to back to what's going on there. But like, cruises are basically not that this ever affected me at all, but cruises are basically just sex boats. You're trapped with the same people for multiple days on a boat. Like you're either with the one you love and that's having sex, or you're finding somebody that you're talking about the gay ones, right? Yeah, absolutely. Anyways, so let's get back to this deep water thing. So I've been on multiple cruises. Yes. And do you want to know the amount of times I've looked at the water while on the cruise? You were probably drunk. What does that have to do with how many times I looked at it? Because the water don't matter then. To be fair, if I was drunk, I probably would have looked at the water more. Really? So how many um zero. Zero times. How many people have you pushed over? Zero people. Come on. Well, you can't admit that on YouTube. 12 people. Look, it's a solid number right there. Yeah. Number of completion. Um, yeah, it's uh probably should be like a Netflix special. I don't know. It's coming. Oh, you could be like the choppel ganger of uh Bundy. Yeah. That's a little better looking than me. Who who used to have sex with kids and kill them and had a beard? I'm gonna need you to limit that list a little further. Who killed people with a beard? Um I don't think any of them had beards. Even then, I feel like he had the beard after he got going. I feel like if you were gonna have a cult, you'd be a Charlie Tole. What do you mean gonna have a cult? Yeah, you would never do any of the bad shit. You'd have everybody else do it for you. I'm smart enough to make that happen, yeah, probably. That's pretty cool. Speaking of which, I need you to go do something real quick. Tarps off boys. Tarps off, boys. I'm starting to think we should start a third or fourth podcast. Because we don't have enough of them going. But it should be our sports park podcast. It can be called Tarps off. Or is there already one? Are we gonna do shirtless the entire time? No, we'll wear shirts that look like we're nude. It's perfect. Yeah. I mean, we could. You could just go full like what's his name? Burt Kleischer? Actually, here's the thing. We should look it up. Not that we need another podcast because we already have enough trouble recording this podcast and my other podcast.

unknown 17:54

Shh.

SPEAKER_00 17:55

That's getting a lot of like play on this, these last few episodes. Well, well, I guess I'm cutting it out. Oh. And you even see in one of the episodes, I can put your little symbol up. Oh no, I didn't see that. Yeah. Because that's the kind of guy I am. Thank you. Well, and the thing was, I was thinking about it. I mean, I put sucks for it. If I recorded that podcast here, yeah, then I can also advertise this podcast because all the stuff's behind me. I mean, you could literally hold up a sticker and be like or a picture of me, be like, I need viewers. You know this? Oh. Um, so some people call me choppelganger of I've been told the cot choppelganger, uh, well, I wasn't what the word wasn't back then, but uh Charlie Sheen. Okay. A little bit. Um depends on the Sheen, though. Some Sheen's I'm like, okay, I get it. Other Sheen's, I'm like, are you out of your damn line? Or um I can't remember his name. The one that holds his uh holds the radio above his head? John Cusack. Cusack, thank you. Yeah, and I think it's because he has no chin and stuff like that. Did you like grow up with a lot of people that wore glasses? Were they not wearing their glasses when they told you this? This is all stuff I got from maybe 30 on. Oh, okay. Like, so maybe the versions of them at that age when I was younger, we didn't look nothing like any of those guys. He used to get John Travolta a lot. You did? Yeah, like pre-beard. It fits when I don't have a beard. Oh, he's got that giant pit right here.

unknown 19:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:18

Wow. Could you dance like him? Come on, Johnny Boy. Let's see what he dances a lot. If I could play the uh Divinals right now, you'd see some shit. Tarps would be off. Tarps off boys. Pants might be off. Anyways, getting back to that point because we kind of glazed over this for a second, and I know that we have our you know too many podcasts going on right now. But I think if it doesn't exist, we should figure out a way to just hold tarps off. Because I feel like tarps off is the perfect way, like the perfect name for us to like get down and dirty with a sports podcast. I just wouldn't want it to be localized to one thing, because but then again, I'm not gonna want to talk about anything other than uh soccer and baseball. Oh, that's fine. Yeah, I mean you'll drag me into obviously we're gonna have to do some hockey if it's called tarps off.

unknown 20:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:08

Maybe we'll even do some F1. I don't know. You like F1? No, but those little guys are pretty good. No, but I think that's that's horse racing. That's different. No, no. Those are the guys. They are, they're little too. They're like none of them are five foot tall. You can't be in those little cars.

unknown 20:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 20:23

F1 guys? They're all pretty, though. How they reach the pedals. They make them custom. It's custom for them. I mean See, these are the things we could get into on tarps. Okay. Tarps off and idiots with idiom idioms. What did you what did you call it? Idiots with idioms. Or we could just do we don't need another podcast and just talk about whatever the hell we want to talk about. We could have tarps off Tuesday or something. Maybe that's true. Maybe when this fails, so like next week. All right. Um, yeah, so uh we should get back to the word though, right? Which would be your choppleganger, right? Have I gotten any others? Snuff a lothagus. Eeyore. We started the show off with Eeyore. Vocally, yes. Yeah, yeah. Um emotionally, too. The more I grow in my beard, the more I think. Uh, who played the dad on family ties? Oh. Uh what was his name? Michael Sheehan? Michael? Something like that. He's in Tremors. Oh, okay. Yeah. I mean, you got kind of a There was who said dipshit that was on a boat all the time? Dan Balzarian. I used to get that a lot. Really? Yeah. I feel like any guy with a beard though. Honestly, you got a little bit of Zach Alpha Nathans going. I hope you're watching. I think you're my choppel ganger. Yeah. I mean pulled the shit off first. I mean, he's covered in hookers and shit right now while you're saying that. And in blow and like prime. He's covered in hookers that are covered in blow. And they're drinking prime or something like that. I don't know. Yeah, probably. He does love him some uh what are those two Paul's names? Yeah the Logan Brothers. The Paul Brothers. Paul Brothers. Paul Bart, Mall Cap. Okay. This is a pretty exciting episode, I think. Ooh. That brings up a good one because I brought up a movie. Do you think there's a movie that's a chapel ganger of another movie? I got one right now. Go ahead. You think I'll guess it? Or I think I think you could guess what I'm gonna say. Here's what I think it's going to be. Well, give me what the movie has in it, and I'll tell you if it's Planes. Ooh, no. Oh, shoot. Yes, there's my second one. My first one was gonna be E.T. and a little movie called Mac and Me. That is pretty fantastic. And absolutely possibly one of the best chop will gangers of all time. It's probably the worst one. Well, but I'll let you have the airplane. I think I know exactly where you're going with this. So I was gonna go Top Gun and Iron Eagle. Obviously, Top Gun's the choppel ganger. Wait, what? Yeah Lewis Gossett Jr. Right? Did I say his name right? You did.

unknown 23:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 23:06

My job was just dropped because you were defending Iron Eagle. Not to be confused with college basketball uh announcer Iron Eagle, who refuses to pronounce his name Ian, even though that's the way it's spelled. Dummy. But um no, I you're yeah, it's obviously Top Gun. But I actually did enjoy Iron Eagle. I haven't watched it in like 30 years, so I have no idea if it holds up. Yeah. That's fair. I just I mean, you meant you could just fly in regular planes and then he had to go save his father in a real jet. Like you love the Goonies. There's nothing you could put towards the Goonies. Uh what about uh what's the one that I always bring up as my alternative to the Goonies? Sandlot? No, come on. Everybody knows Sandlot's Truffle Ganger for Major League. Anyways, uh no, uh shit. It's so we need to do a Cloak and Dagger. Oh shoot. Nah, I wouldn't read that as Goonies, but Cloak and Dagger, I haven't seen Cloak and Dagger in a long time. Yeah, I kind of want to watch it again because I really did love that movie the first time I saw it, and then I haven't seen it since I was a kid. All right, so then the next night we're over and we're not recording. Let's put on um Major League. What about Rad and was there a skate movie that was similar to Rad or vice versa? Uh there was Rad, and then there was what was the skate one? Was it Gleaming the Cube or something like that? Oh, that sounds right. It had um I can't remember these guys' names anymore. Christian Slater in it. He had like frosted tip hair and all that. Uh Indy any Indiana Jones movie and any Tomb Raider movie. Or you can just say any Indiana Jones movie. Well, Raiders of Lost Art and that Crystal Skull stuff. Choppel ganger of a real Oh, your choppel ganger ganger. Yeah, it fell inside the same family. Actually, this last one they made, it got rake through the mud. Watch it. It's actually pretty decent, and it's got a better ending for Indy than that one did. But um, I was gonna say any Indiana Jones, that franchise, in any show or movie that's tried to be that afterwards. There's been a couple that do it decently, yeah, but it's hard. You set the bar that high, it's it's pretty perfect. It's like I've been waiting for someone to try to do something in the vein of Back to the Future. Here's a good one. You're a nerd. Sorry. Comic book choppel gangers. Oh, I guess you could say you want characters, or do you want like brands? Like image and Marvel DC? No, I think characters. That's hard because even the choppel gangers of other ones are beloved now. Okay. Because like DC, most of theirs came before Marvel. But some of theirs are more popular than the versions that DC had, and vice versa. So I don't even know where to start with that. Because I'd have to do some studying. I could find one. But would you have one in the in your head? No, I feel like between those two brands, Green Lantern, and there was green something for the other side. Green Lantern, DC, and then um I don't know what they did for the someone ripping off a ring. Also, I feel like there's there has to be basically a superman choppelganger, doesn't there? Oh, yeah, that's what uh sentry is in um Marvel. Okay. And um there's have there's been uh they always try to do that. Even Shazam is kind of a Superman choppelganger. But Shazam's DC. Right, I know. I know they're in the same family. Yeah. Because like you take DC, they came with Batman, that rich billionaire, whatever. And then Iron Man is Iron Man is kind of their version of it. Yeah, and you can't dog either one of those guys. And I can and I will. Yeah, he will. That's what he does. He's good at it too. So I don't know. I think we've done uh all the damage we could do with Choppel Gainer. I feel like that turned out to be a pretty decent episode, which is impressive because it started off real real poorly. What are you talking about? I'm just saying the intro wasn't our best. Wasn't my best, is what he's trying to say. And the dogs were making a lot of noise. Now they've finally fallen asleep. So talking about your feet? Okay. Hell of an episode. Woke up the dog. Hmm? Your dogs were all asleep and you woke up Giromon. Oh, I thought dog was I thought dog the bounty hunter was the name of your penis. Ooh, there you go. Is uh the choffle ganger for Dog the Bounty Hunter? Yeah, what's his name that had tigers? Oh, which one? Uh Siegfried and Roy? No, no, no. Oh, oh, oh, shoot, the guy who uh just died? Um the the tiger king? Yeah, I don't remember his name, but I can see that. I mean, too soon. I bet you there's some pretty good wrestling choppel gangers, too. Too soon? Oh, there's tons. Yeah. I mean, Goldberg is totally a choppel ganger of Stone Cold Steve Oscar. We'd have to stay here too long. Yeah. We can go all night. See? He's excited. Do we do choppel ganger part two? We'll get there with that. I figure we need to we figure we'd need to study up on it. We'll come up with bunches. It's actually fun in in out there in the wild when you see somebody and you're like, oh, that's like the poor man's like, I don't know, Kim Kardashian or something. Or or like you ever seen anybody that's like looks exactly like a star or something, and then they turn their head and you're like, oh no. Oh my god, you have no face. Yeah, it's like, oh, did you did you just get punched? Like that's like can you? Can I do it? I think it's that thing like in uh Seinfeld when the girl was like in the different lighting. Oh yeah. So like she had good lighting, she looked great, and bad lighting, she had like buck teeth and stuff like that. Perfect. Yeah. So all right, man. Thanks for being here. Yeah. Thanks for bringing a fresh word, even though it's kind of the word we just did like three weeks ago. Okay, whatever. One definition on urban dictionary, less than a week old. We're gonna have to keep an eye on that too. See how quickly it builds. Because what if this dies before I even get this out there? That's my goal. We're gonna kill it so fast it'll never reach the light of day. It's because you like it. That's why it's gonna get killed. Probably. Yeah. Same thing happened with uh pleated pants. I don't like pleated pants. Well, isn't no, no, you like um what are the sweaters without sleeves? Uh sweater vests? Yes. Kill them too. I probably did. Yeah. Or my fair share of them in high school. Okay, Mark McGrath. Listen, I was the I was Mark McGrath's job. I'm Dan. I'm Matt. If you have frosted tips, color them up. Also, because we forgot to do this, if you would like to get a hold of us, reach us at hangoutslangout at gmail.com. And you can reach him at 928-555 Big Dong. That's way too many. No, no, you can't. You should have just been 928-Big Dong. But it's at least the right amount. You take there's no math on this set on this podcast. I was just you take the you take the uh consonants out. Anyways, we'd like to see your comments on this video letting us know your favorite choppel gangers. I'm sure there's some good ones out there. And do we have any? There's gotta be some out there, like you know, Bert and Ernie. Which one are you? I don't know, which one has a beard?

SPEAKER_01 30:46

I have a longer head, so I'm probably Bert.

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Yeah, I'm definitely Ernie. Because Bert's the straight man. Ernie's the flowin'. He's one that he's got all the legacy. I don't know that either of them's straight, but sorry, Sesame Street. It's okay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just puppets. Puppets deserve love too. Sure. Yeah. I've always said that. I know. Probably too much, honestly. Makes me concerned with what you were doing with puppets. Okay. Everybody like, share, um, repeat. Subscribe. Oh no, that's like shampoo condition. Lather, rent, subscribe. And just, you know, holler at your people. Let them know we're here. Holler at your boy and your other boy. That's two boys for the price of one. Also, if you don't like it, don't forget to hit that thumbs down button. Two times. Or four. Any even number will do. Yeah. I just hope there's somebody out there that's like 32 times and just boom, boom, boom. And then they forget and like, oh, I better count. I'm gonna do it all over. It's like relax. That's how we know what's up. Yes. And um, we'll see you guys next time. Peace. Okay. I'm gonna start this right. Are we? Wish I had one of those. Do you? No, not really. Are you gonna explain what that's all about? I wasn't planning on it. Why not? So I don't know if you out in the internet worlds have seen the recent trend of um your secret crush on your shirt? Well, girlfriends and and and and such have been kidding their men shirts with their name and picture on it that they have to wear out in public. Haha! Basically then the girlfriends. Sure. I'll take it. It's nice too. Brings out my boobs. My moobs. Basically the the act of a dog pissing on a tree. So can you get one made for him? No. Anyway, say what you will. Basically, I've claimed you as my property. That sounds about right. Yeah. Anyway, so for Christmas, I uh went onto the Amazon and had this custom made piece of sex. So delightful. It is. But is it that sexy or is is your co-host bringing it out? No, it's that sexy. It's still it's all shirt? Yeah. 100%. Sorry to tell you. 100% shirt sexiness. Band-aid? Yes. And I I I feel like maybe we should just move on from here. I didn't want to move in that direction in the first place. I was just hoping that people organically would see the shirt and be like, what the hell's going on with Dan's shirt? And then we would get emails and messages about it. Like, are they gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that. No, but we play one on TV. Yes.