Chirp - 114 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

This episode's word is small but mighty! (just the way we like our underwear), and if you're not too careful it can hurt as well. So, sit back, enjoy the craziness of another birthday episode, and a word that brings out the worst in our hosts... CHIRP.

S3 - CHIRP

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

There we go. Almost like a real podcast. Eventually we'll get there. What was that? You know, when you turn fifty, you have a hard time hearing things. I think you'll know what that's like now. So I brought goodies for a reason.

SPEAKER_01 0:22

Not just because we're fat and we like goodies. Usually why? But as you can see, we have a birthday boy with us today.

SPEAKER_00 0:31

Remy, it's your birthday? Should I bring him up here? No. I almost got him a hat for this.

SPEAKER_01 0:38

I think we're both glad you didn't. Alright, yeah. By the time you see this, it won't be his birthday anymore. But we are actually recording on your birthday. I think the last two times we've done some kind of birthday episode for you, because they've fallen during the season. That does check. But we always feel selfish. We always film them like three weeks before his birthday. So this one is actually on it. And we're filming on my birthday. Yeah. So uh tarps off.

unknown 1:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

NC 17.

SPEAKER_03 1:08

Um so instead of instead of talking about something stupid, let's talk about you and what it's like to be 50.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

Well, uh, first and foremost, I don't know because one of the two of us is 50, and the other one, who just had a birthday today, is not for another four years. You're 54? I'm good at math. I'm good at math. Entertainment education system coming in. Coming in way hot. Um, okay. So I've brought you cake.

SPEAKER_00 1:39

SpongeBob theme, as it should be.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

And birthday boys got um gifts in a card, it looks like in fact never seen Spongebob.

SPEAKER_00 1:48

Really? Fun fact. SpongeBob has seen him though. Creepy.

SPEAKER_01 1:53

Lots of videos on the internet. Fits totally fits. Dark web dark web. Um, all right, let's start out. Yeah, here you go, dude. Happy birthday, brother.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

Wait, am I supposed to eat that or eat that?

SPEAKER_01 2:06

We'll eat them together. If you want to eat, you can eat anytime you want. You're the birthday boy. I don't even have a proper name. My name is simply co-host. Yeah. Co-host. And I wasn't sure, should I split it and keep it as one word? Might be the best card I've ever found in my life, though. Oh my god. It's it's here's the thing. It's sex on paper, dude. Slangers, he's not wrong. Um, you guys can all have your your George Clooney and your Noah Wileys. But Anthony Edwards is the Pierce X from ER, thanks to a little movie I like to call Top Gun. He is. He was the first Noah. Who, by the way, we're watching season two of The Pit. He's really good at those shows. Oh my god. He Noah Wiley might just be the greatest doctor actor of all time.

SPEAKER_02 2:59

Am I gonna hate this?

SPEAKER_01 3:01

A little bit.

SPEAKER_03 3:02

You'll lit you'll hate it and love it at the same time.

SPEAKER_02 3:04

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Why?

SPEAKER_03 3:08

He's all choked up, dude. Oh, I didn't know I was gonna make you cry, dude.

SPEAKER_02 3:10

Why why does it have metal teeth?

SPEAKER_01 3:13

Because he's uh he's the uh Fug Life Fuggler.

SPEAKER_02 3:16

That doesn't make sense.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

That one doesn't make sound. He doesn't fart or nothing. He just wears his shark stuff and tries to tell everybody's not gay. But look at we we have we're we're imagining. He looks like Sully. He does look a little bit Sully, but he's close, he's close to he's close to your shark colors. He also looks like Sully if Sully was high, like super high. So high. So high. So high. So if I so I figure thank you.

SPEAKER_00 3:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

He's he's in. You know how hard hard it was to find this? Probably not that hard.

SPEAKER_02 3:47

It looks like a dark dog scarf.

SPEAKER_03 3:49

God, I hate having a smart co-host. Fucking thinks he knows it all.

SPEAKER_02 3:53

I do think I know it all.

SPEAKER_03 3:54

Anyways, happy birthday. Welcome to the show. Hang out with your slang out.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

Another year, another another gray hair. I did see one today. I got I see one right there in the beard. No, the beard ones have been coming in for a while. I saw one in my hair and it was really concerning. I'm not old enough for that shit.

SPEAKER_03 4:12

Um, where? Oh, you mean up there? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

Oh. Welcome to Hangout with your slang out where Dan's still not funny. And Matt is finally a 50. Get you another side.

SPEAKER_04 4:29

Um, birthday boy.

SPEAKER_03 4:48

Can I have can I have one of these?

SPEAKER_01 4:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:51

Does the birthday boy want me to throw out a word? Or do you wanna you wanna choose? Well, you gotta choose. I mean and he's a klutz. He's cute though. No, I thought that I would throw out a word because it's my birthday and I fucking deserve it. I did find something kind of fun though that you might want to look at before you pick your word. I don't think so. Um Urban Dictionary has a list of birthday words. I'm sure it does. We can do another one if you want to do another one. I don't care. But the point is You only get one birthday, dude.

SPEAKER_00 5:23

You only should only turn 50 once. That's true. So we have four more of these to do. Don't watch me eat this. Oh god. Normally you gotta pay extra for that. Um with the closing of the Winter Olympics.

SPEAKER_01 5:42

Okay, um, for my entire life, I have only wanted to see the United States men's hockey team win win gold. Um, I was born the day after the last time we won gold. Which is crazy. Were you? Yes, the day after we won gold on February 24th, 1980. Holy crap, no way. Yeah. So I've been pretty cool. So I've never been alive for us winning the gold medal. I'm gonna tell you, um, it left a little to be desired. Something about me I didn't feel the same way that I thought I was going to. Uh-huh. Maybe that has to do with a certain someone. I don't know. Probably. That was a pretty good. It turns out in hindsight, I was much happier that the women's team won than the men's team won. Yeah, that really turned pretty quick, didn't it? He went from like the greatest feeling in the world. Super good vibes to wait, these vibes suck. Yeah. Um there were still there were still good vibes. Like uh Amy Polar's podcast. No, it's good hang. Uh yeah, it's good hang. Yeah. No, because like it was still exciting to win, but even then, like when we won, I watched the whole thing and I was like, yeah, yay. I still didn't know if I felt it. And then they trotted out Johnny Goodrow's jersey, who's a guy that died in an accident a couple years, a year and a half ago, something like that, that definitely would have been on this team. Yeah. Brought out his kids for the team picture and everything, and I got a little teared up. I was like, that's awesome. Like you're just a big softy dude. Then a guy that should be worried about a missing person that is huge national news was seen. Cracked out of his mind, chugging Mick Ultras in the locker room with the boys, and like having been in a fraternity. So he just looked like that guy that you probably had to take because he had a friend that was cool. Or he had money, or he had money, or a connection so you can get out of jail. I know he doesn't have an optometrist because like that needs to be fixed. He also definitely bought that USA sweatshirt or sweater or whatever it was from Baby Gap, which was awesome. Like he looked like a breakfast sausage with the letters USA on it. It was gross. Thankfully, I only saw I'm just excited on a personal level that some of my tax dollars were used to contribute to him being there for that instead of doing any of the work he's supposed to be doing. Yeah. And then if that wasn't bad enough, then you know, I don't know, they get a phone call inviting them to the State of the Union because that's a normal thing to invite a wedding team to a State of the Union address. While also miraculously in the same breath, disparaging the women's team because they're simply women. Someone pointed out too, if you look at their stats for the Olympics, yeah, they're the most consecutive winning US team in any sport for anything. Yeah. They're awesome. Yeah. Women's women's hockey is to hockey, what the women's soccer team is to soccer. Okay, yeah. That's a good they remind us that the men really aren't that good. Um and every situation like this needs a hero. Yeah. And I didn't know that this was going to be the hero. I don't know if you've seen the story uh this week, but the one and only flavor flav offered to host the women's hockey team and then expanded it to like I think all just women athletes that were Olympic competitors for the US kids to party in Vegas, I think, this weekend. Are we going? I don't know, maybe. But then flavor flavor, we're like then companies companies back uh jumped on that. So like Alaska Airlines is flying them all out. Lyft is giving them free rides to and from every event that they want. Nice. Like they are they're showing that they're still like good parts and good companies that I feel like those don't need to necessarily bend the knee in every situation and are willing to do the things that are right just to be right. It's been nice to finally see the other side feel feel strong enough to finally start standing up again because it's been missed. But um so there's this is getting there, so it's a long drive, dude. Yeah, well buckle in. But then we're there, yeah. I realized part of the reason that I also wasn't excited is because two of the like figureheads of the hockey team are the Kachuk brothers. Now, when their dad was playing when I was gonna ask you about them, but I don't know if we're gonna put that in the podcast. Yeah, we're gonna put it in the podcast. Okay. Uh when their dad was playing way back when I actually liked him a lot. He was a stellar power forward, seemed like a stand-up dude, whatever. Um, I don't know if he liked fucked goats or what the deal is, but his offspring are walking nightmares, and especially Brady. And so is he the one who lost the teeth? Or is it the other? No, no, that's the Hughes brothers. The Hughes brothers are fine. They're oh oh oh, I'm getting them all mixed up. Yeah. But uh no, uh Brady and uh what's the other one's name?

SPEAKER_02 11:06

Matthew.

SPEAKER_01 11:06

Of course it is, Kachani are the two terrible ones.

SPEAKER_02 11:09

Goat fucker.

SPEAKER_01 11:11

Right. But Brady, especially, like you just look at him and you're like, man, it is so nice that they did this make a wish for him. And it's make a wish the word? No, it's not the word. Close. Um, it's basically everything I'm doing right now. We'll get to it in a second. Um, but if you've ever seen a picture of Brady and a picture. Now you know I don't like this movie, The Goonies. If you've seen a picture of Brady and a picture of Sloth side by side, um you would understand that maybe it's possible that Keith somehow had sex with Sloth's mom.

SPEAKER_03 11:48

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 11:49

Because there's there's just separated birth, baby. And so I I was thinking to myself, I wonder if during the course of a game in the NHL or during this tournament or any other tournament that he's been in that he doesn't deserve to be at because he's really sort of mid. Um, but he has a famous last name and his brother's really good. We've done the word mid, we can't do it. No. I wonder if anybody has mentioned to him his resemblance to sloth. And that got me to thinking about the word for basically hurling insults at each other on the ice during a hockey game. Oh, I know this. Why don't uh give it to me? Chirp. And so I figured with the closing of the Olympic ceremonies, with all the hockey going on, with getting back into the National Hockey League season, what better time than to throw out our I think it's our second official hockey slang term. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. I and the birthday boy wants it, the birthday boy gets it. Yeah. I mean he's 50, he's not gonna be around much longer, so yeah.

unknown 12:48

Wait.

SPEAKER_01 12:49

Yeah, see?

SPEAKER_03 12:51

Okay, so it's chirp? Yes. Like a bird? Yes. Like a Twitter account? No. That's what it used to be. It's called chirping. Was it called chirping? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 13:01

I didn't know that.

unknown 13:02

Yeah, cool.

SPEAKER_03 13:03

So uh, do you have it officially looked up?

SPEAKER_01 13:05

Oh, why would I do that? I was too busy looking at it.

SPEAKER_03 13:07

No, no, no, no, you're the birthday boy. Put, put, put your stuff down.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

Your phone's not good here. You brought your device today? Yeah. That's nice. Look at that. And it's even within reach. See, look at all those words you could have done. Skirk. These are all birthday words, dude. Womb eviction day. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. All right, chirp officially on the Urban Dictionary, which is kind of our Bible. Well, it's been in the past. It hasn't been our Bible lately. It's been a little Yeah, there's less like Sodom and Gomorrah to it, but it's kind of our Bible. Uh chirp. This is what you are doing when you insult someone.

SPEAKER_03 13:38

You are chirping them. Did you see Fabian chirping that guy about his mom? I mean, we could come up with a little better example than that.

SPEAKER_01 13:45

That was all right, but yeah, but it kind of lends to it. Like you remember uh in the late 80s, early 90s, mom jokes were all the rage. No, I'm barely 40, so I wasn't around by then.

SPEAKER_00 13:59

Bro.

SPEAKER_05 14:00

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 14:01

Big lie. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:04

I kind of remember that. So, you know, that would have been its own style of chirping.

SPEAKER_02 14:08

And there were some pretty good mom jokes out there.

SPEAKER_01 14:10

To talk down, insult, or straight out downgrade another person's uh capacity to live or perform an activity. Commonly used on sporting fields, schoolyard, bust-ups, or between friends.

SPEAKER_00 14:24

Chirp the shit out of you. Yeah, we just we get paid to chirp.

SPEAKER_01 14:32

The next one's from 2005 as well from Cameron.

SPEAKER_03 14:34

To boast, to brag, to put others down and talk oneself up in an arrogant way. He chirped all day long but couldn't deliver the goods. So that almost feels like.

SPEAKER_01 14:48

I don't want to say it's more positive than like putting the guy down. That's like you're being braggadocious and stuff. Yeah, it's the same the other way around. It's being cocky more than it's yeah, talking down the other person.

SPEAKER_02 14:58

But a natural progression of being cocky is talking the other person down.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

So I've always used it as this one. Chirp. A short squeal emitted from the tires when launching a car or changing gears. Haha, Vin Diesel. Uh good Vin Diesel moment. No. Oh, did he finally die? No. He's been waiting for that. I thought maybe he got his wish for his birthday. No, I saw a thing the other day, and I don't know if it happened recently or it just happened to show up in my timeline. But he was uh the person who walked out Paul Walker's daughter for her wedding, and I thought that was very sweet. I still hate him. Is he marrying her?

unknown 15:37

Maybe.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

Okay, so when's the last time you chirped somebody besides me? Ooh, good question. I don't I want to say I don't do it very much, but I probably do. I it's part of your it's just it's a way it's it's part of my DNA. It is definitely like for somebody with a dry sense of humor, it's sort of an easy thing to do. Um, sadly, it's also very easy for morons to do, but they're just not as good at it. It doesn't deliver.

SPEAKER_03 16:04

Why don't you look at me?

SPEAKER_01 16:05

Uh what? Um no, I I probably chirp my co-workers quite a bit.

SPEAKER_02 16:12

Yeah, but I think maybe the random guest or two.

SPEAKER_01 16:14

But I think once you get comfortable with them, it's just on. It's just it's just part of you that's what's gonna happen when you work with this Yahoo. Yeah, I think that's a big part of it, at least as far as the hockey side of it's concerned, is yes, a lot of chirping goes on, but it's mostly out of like mutual respect. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:32

Like I will talk shit on you because I know you can take it and we'll throw hands and then we'll hug after the game.

SPEAKER_01 16:39

It that's normally something I would I would uh align with like guys, you know, guy talk or guys. That's just you're boys, you just you put each other down. But I've come to find that I I think women do that a lot more than we think, or we don't give them credit for it. Like they bust their at they bust each other's balls just as much as guys do. Right. Just less balls involved. But yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:00

I'm trying to think of maybe a scenario or something with the last time I I chirped somebody.

SPEAKER_00 17:07

Your version of it. Besides you. I mean, I've been chirping him all day about being 50.

SPEAKER_01 17:15

It's not really chirping if it's stupid. Chirping can be stupid. Proof. Said the person who stupidly chirped. Proof. Um Do you ever chirp anybody when like Jaden was playing soccer competitively? Um in between games, because I fit like I filmed everything he did, and I got it gave me access to be places where typically a parent wouldn't be. Uh, but yeah, yeah. So like I would get access to be like on the sidelines or like with the coach or um on the field where I'm not supposed to be because I was filming and all that stuff. And I something that used to bug me were the parents that were like, I guess it's getting really bad now, even though it's kind of always been, but I guess it's getting to a point where they're talking about kicking parents out from games altogether.

SPEAKER_03 18:04

But I'm all for rooting for your team, but when you're putting your two cents in, and it's the last thing your kid needs to hear in that moment, that's the coach's job.

SPEAKER_01 18:11

Right. And every coach my son has had, he's always gotten better or been more higher end. So the last thing I want to do is step on that guy's toes because that's what he's there for. So in the moment, other than a few incidents, uh I was always dead quiet.

SPEAKER_03 18:27

That because I'm recording, and the last thing you need is me breathing or cussing or saying something. Yeah, because I learned that early on. A few early games, you I was you'd hear me like, oh man, oh god. And then it's like I can't use that footage later unless I drop it out, drop all the stuff out. But there was one incident that's standing out when uh my son played uh a team from Japan.

SPEAKER_01 18:47

He had an international tournament, it's like the biggest one in the uh US, our second biggest one, it's in Vegas. So they did a warm-up thing and they scheduled his coach schedule it with this uh the coach from uh Japan. So he played Team Japan.

SPEAKER_03 19:00

And uh those guys, those little those boys showed up to like knock some heads. They were good, quick, small team, but um very ninja-like a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 19:12

They uh cleated my son in the face when he was going down to save a ball. Like they did the follow-through where it's like, oh, I'll step on him now and kick him in the face, though I don't need to, I can just completely get out of his way. No, and then it turns out ended up breaking his nose in that moment, because he got up and he had cleat marks on his face, he was physically bleeding and everything. We didn't realize his nose was broken until later. But in that moment, I was still a dad and there was a whole lot of cussing going on. Not because they're from Japan. I mean, we played a lot of US teams, like from you know, California and stuff that were not fun to play. Yeah. If you could pick like three people that you'd really like to chirp, it's too easy. There's too many I could probably pick through 30 of them right now. But I'm asking you to pick three. Okay, I'm gonna pick three, but I'm gonna keep it not political because that'll pick I'd pick those in a heartbeat. Okay. And those are so easy.

SPEAKER_03 20:04

So I've been on this kick lately. So number one on my list is obviously the lead singer to Third Eye Blind.

SPEAKER_01 20:12

Unbelievable. I chirp the hell out of you. Stephen Hawkins did nothing to you. Neither did Stephen Hawking. Like, because if you tried to chirp Stephen Hawking, like he would fucking ruin you. His insults would be so smart. No, but you'd I'd I'd probably walk away by the time they came out. Because your next one, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Bill Nye, Beekman. I love Bill Nye. Yeah, everybody loves it. You think I'm just gonna pick smart guys? Well, you pick Stephen Hawking. From Third Eye Blind, he's not that smart.

SPEAKER_02 20:40

Stephen Hawkins.

unknown 20:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:42

Go ahead. Who's your next one? Next one is my co-host, apparently.

SPEAKER_03 20:47

No, um, honestly, the third eye blind thing, that was just it's been a running joke in the last few episodes, so I just thought I'd I'd um I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 20:56

I I feel like I don't have hate in my heart anymore. I'm a beautiful soul. That's not that's not true. Because I really hate the lead singer, the Third Eye Blind.

SPEAKER_01 21:08

What the Who the hell are you? Huh? When you get to 50, you'll see. No, I think that's the thing.

SPEAKER_02 21:15

I think the problem is you're trying to think of three that aren't political, and all the ones you're thinking of are political.

SPEAKER_01 21:19

Because they're yeah, they've just earned it. Um, well, I mean some of them could be political, but not that's not their career. Yeah, okay, so that that when he's being political, but he's an easy target, Kid Rock. Uh-huh. Which is hard to deal with. Let me let me figure somebody out that's not Man. He is like literally the best looking Alabama lesbian I have ever seen in my entire life. My God. He was never good looking though. He was always a spud. Um He was. But at least also his music was terrible. I feel like you got one in the chamber, so you jump on this. Give me one or two of yours, and I'm gonna I'm gonna leave this with Marinette because I want to find somebody that's got nothing to do with any of the political environment. Okay. I know I used to really have people that was like, ugh. You mentioned one earlier. I'm Vin Diesel gets to me sometimes. But he's not the top of the list for that. Yeah, but I just feel like if I chirped him, he wouldn't understand it anyway. That's half the fun. I just chirped him right now. Yeah. Boom. Hope he doesn't want to be on the show. Um that chirp deserves a cupcake, my friend. I don't want another cupcake. In my mouth, uh okay, great. Um would you like a peanut? Uh one, and it's gonna be horribly specific. Shit, it's me, is Dan Messers. Um I fucking hate that guy. That guy sucks. Yeah. And this one I kind of did in real life too, but I doubt that he ever saw it. So back in 2019, the Sharks were in the playoffs against Vegas, and they had it was game seven, so winner take all game, and they had gotten down four to one, I think. And um there was this penalty that was committed, it ended up being a five-minute major, and anytime there's a five-minute major, you get to keep scoring goals until the five minutes is over. I mean, if you can. And normally if somebody gets a five-minute major, like maybe the other team scores two goals.

SPEAKER_05 23:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

That's like a really good outcome because it's hard. The Sharks proceeded to score four goals in that five minutes to take the lead five to four. Vegas ended up tying it later, and then uh the Sharks won it overtime. But post-game, um one of their players, Jonathan Marchus, uh complained so badly about that call and how it changed the game, and blah, blah, blah. And so I actually went on to the NHL.com website and went to build build a jersey. And so I built a Vegas jersey with his number 81, and instead of his last name, I put the last name of Sour Grapes. Oh my god, that is so and then I screenshotted it and posted it for social media to see. Um petty. Uh, it didn't even need to be petty. We won. I just I was so over the whining because that can happen to anybody. Like, I had gone through so many years of losing on a bad call or whatever. Like, that's sports. It just is hard. It's really hard to take when you lose it. As much as I give shit to referees, and I've probably tripped them quite a bit in my life. Okay. They have a hard job. It's not easy to get every call right. Now, mind you, they did get this call right. But it's not easy for them to get every call right. And, you know, in hockey especially, it seems like there's very much a um calls based on the moment in time of the game.

SPEAKER_02 24:54

Like if you're late in a playoff game or especially late in a playoff game, late in a playoff series, sometimes they let you get away with a little bit more. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:03

Just because they don't want to be the different the thing that makes a difference, but whatever. They earned it and it was funny.

SPEAKER_03 25:09

The Knights thing, it's making sense now because I think when I first started getting to know you and found out you were into hockey, I thought maybe the Knights, since they were so close, before I knew about the San Jose Shark thing, I've just assumed you would be a fan of them, and it's been red hot hate for them from the beginning.

SPEAKER_01 25:27

And now I'm starting to get a little context because we never discussed that too much. I've hated a lot of teams in my life because that's what sports is.

SPEAKER_02 25:34

You have your team and then the team that you hate because of that team, or multiple teams you have. Sure, and they are right up there, and I probably could pick somebody off of their team that I would like to chirp as well.

SPEAKER_01 25:44

But um, yeah, nothing burns red hot fire in my heart more than my hatred for the Vegas Golden Knights. They put on a good show, yeah, they have a wonderful arena. I definitely go to games there. Yeah, I hate them so so much. Well, that that inspired me because if we go sports, there's obviously there's tons. I really have a hatred for Isaiah Thomas, and the more I learn about him, it's like, oh, I was right. Which is funny because out of all the players in NBA history, he's probably top five and best chirpers.

SPEAKER_03 26:13

Yeah. And he's a fantastic player, but he's a little prick. And the more I learn about him, the more I realize what a prick he is.

SPEAKER_01 26:21

And then obviously that because Reggie Miller would be on my list. Hell of a chirp, but he seems like a decent guy, though. Isaiah didn't seem like a decent guy. That's just because he's on TV now. He's not that sense. Yeah, he's awkward though. And then obviously, I really I would chirp the shit out of Tom Brady. And it seems like he's gonna be on TV all the time now. He's a big part of the uh 40 Writers documentary on AMC. I know, I would start to watch it because the first thing they show is him.

SPEAKER_03 26:46

I'm like, get him off the screen. Show Joe Montana first thing. Period. Period. That was like a question mark or something. Can one of my can one of my picks be like like a fictional character? Tom Brady's only hope was to be a 49. Go ahead. Yeah. We can? Yeah. Okay. Well then this is right up there with the lead singer to throw I blind. Um that son of a bitch, Rodimus Prime. Hot Rod, if you will.

SPEAKER_01 27:15

Go ahead. Try to try to defend this. You'd probably be just Transformer fans, they get it, right?

SPEAKER_03 27:21

They're about to they're on the the 40th, 40th anniversary of the movie Transformers. The Transformers of the Movie, or whatever it's called. Doesn't make any sense. Um and there it's called the Apology Tour because they have to apologize for that character who is internationally hated.

SPEAKER_01 27:38

That's not what the Apology Tour is about. Yeah, because they broke her heart when they killed Prime. That's what the Apology Tour is about. And then they put that rat sack. That part has nothing to do with Apollo.

SPEAKER_03 27:49

Bring it, Rodamus. He's hated, he was hated on a TV show. He's hated in the comics. He's a whiny little he's he's the Tom Brady of Transformers. No, he's not. Yeah, because he hasn't succeeded.

SPEAKER_01 28:02

So he's more of the uh hasn't succeeded. He had the major touch. Look how hot I got over a cartoon. Yes. Character. So stupid. Like I can I can see feeling that way. I mean, I didn't print up a jersey that said you suck on it and show it to him. I can you know what I you know what I bet? Prime died. I want to know this is important to me. I want to know if Optimus Prime knowing Optimus Prime died, who did you want to take his place instead of too soon? Too soon, it's been 40 years.

SPEAKER_03 28:34

So if you watch that and if you were deep buried into that that that or uh if you're acclimated to the whole Transformers thing, Ultra Magnus, the other the one who they try to hand it off to, and it turns out he's the wrong guy.

SPEAKER_01 28:48

Yeah. Well, if you know his history, Ultra Magnus was so now you're saying that you don't believe in the fucking sword and the stone. That it's picking, that it picked, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:58

No, these douchebags at Hasbro The Matrix of Power picks no, they made his toy, and they were like, we gotta make this guy the thing.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

And everybody wanted Ultra Magnus. And Ultra Magnus? Here's the thing. If they were gonna make, let's really get into it. If they were gonna make You're not gonna win this. Yes, I am. If they were gonna make Hot Rod the thing, then I mean Judd Nelson, come on, then when Ferris Bueller's right there. First of all, he was the actor of the time. Second of all, what they were Michael J. Fox. So they took him, and when he got power, he turned into a glorified station wagon. True. Like, let's really talk about that. Like, that means something had to choose him because nothing would choose anything that turned into a station wagon.

SPEAKER_03 29:41

Well, I mean, you could say state it looks a little bit like a like Winnebago. No, it looks a little bit like a Tesla truck.

unknown 29:48

No. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:50

Yeah. Into the microphone, they can't hear you being wrong. Yes, Dan. You are right, sir. You are correct. What are you talking about? You're my ed to my Johnny this whole goddamn time.

SPEAKER_02 30:06

There is no way you are Johnny Carson.

SPEAKER_01 30:08

There's also no I'm not Jason Garden. No way that I that no, I would be cool enough to hold Star Search.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

That's a good point.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

Now that I think about it, was there was some pedo vibes going on at Star Search.

SPEAKER_00 30:19

Oh, absolutely. God damn you, Edric Man. God rest his soul.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

God rest his horny soul. Um I was thinking of somebody that I would like to chirp and then you Well, you get the final chirp, so let's get the final chirp. Yeah, but you got me going on hot rod, and now I don't know that I got one.

SPEAKER_00 30:37

Because it's a pretty good one. Am I right? All my boys out there. It'd be fun to chirp Paul Skees about Livy Don.

SPEAKER_01 30:48

What's it like for your girlfriend to be more famous than you when you're the most talented pitcher on earth? Well, when he's a dodger, it'll change. No. What are you talking about? He can actually they'll chirp him even more. You think so?

SPEAKER_00 31:01

Yes. No, he can level up his uh love love life game then. He can come out and be happy. Excuse me?

SPEAKER_01 31:10

Yeah. He can what and be happy? Come out. You got a problem with him being gay? I don't, but you're gonna out him on our podcast? Yeah. That's a hell of a chirp right there, right? It's not a chirp. That's we're gonna get canceled. Yeah, but it'd be a fun ride if if he canceled us. I think it'd be fun to chirp our net. I couldn't. I'd get crushed, but it'd be fun to do it. He would he wouldn't even have to learn our names to crush us. Like he would he could crush us. Of course he wouldn't. He hasn't learned anybody's name yet. That's true. Oh shit, here we go. Coming for you, Arnett. Oh, this is we we need some more because this is gonna be this is gonna be the clip I put out there. The only problem is like I would really need to have Bateman on my side on that one. Because he has a lifetime of chirping back and forth with him. That we're only gonna get Bateman if Bateman is kind of like respecting us in the first place. If we just come for Arnette, them two are gonna gang up on us.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

Yeah, that's a good point.

SPEAKER_01 32:02

And we will die. We will physically be killed. But that's what I'm saying is I need Bateman's help.

SPEAKER_02 32:07

I can't do it alone.

SPEAKER_01 32:09

I don't think anybody can when our net's on fire, there's nobody quicker. Like he is just he's that's yes, mostly true. But I will say, in defense of Bateman, again, trying to get Bateman on my side, is one thing that really like uh like characterizes our comedy.

SPEAKER_02 32:27

And when I say our comedy, like his comedy and like what I can pretend to be comedy is the dry sense of humor, where if you do it just right, your chirps can be so cutting because it takes 30 seconds before the other person understands that they've been chirped.

SPEAKER_01 32:40

Yeah, and you're already on to the next stage of it. Yeah. I'd like to church chirp chirp Jesus Christ every now and then. Come on. Perfect way to end this. Why would you do that? Why? You know what I don't want to do? I want to actually team up with Jesus to chirp the people that use his name and don't. You're talking about God or the guy that serves tacos at taco spot. No, that's Jesus Christo. Cristo? Jesus Christo ball. Um I really honestly I would. I would chirp the shit out of Jesus.

SPEAKER_00 33:14

No, you wouldn't. I would because he wouldn't talk back because he's not real.

SPEAKER_01 33:22

We are so man, we went we went for political stuff, we went for Epstein, and we're finishing with God. Why don't you just say that you don't want to do the podcast anymore?

SPEAKER_02 33:31

I don't know why you're trying to get us canceled.

SPEAKER_01 33:33

Huh? You're the one that triggered everybody with the way you ate that cupcake.

SPEAKER_02 33:37

You ate the cupcake in a weird way, you weirdo.

SPEAKER_01 33:40

Uh all right, so birthday boy, you got your cupcakes, you got your Anthony Edwards. Yeah. That's all you need, I think. Now all I need is my one wish. Where hey, where did your Fuggler go? He's over here. Fuggler. And now I need my one wish, and that wish is for all of our viewers to go out and chirp someone. But subscribe to us first. You can chirp us in the in our in our uh comment section. Yeah, we'd love to be chirped.

SPEAKER_05 34:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:07

Well, I don't know if I'd love it, but I would. All right. I mean, I did go after Jesus, so bring it on, man.

SPEAKER_03 34:15

Chirp on.

SPEAKER_01 34:16

Yeah, so find us on uh hangout slangout on your socials. Email us at hangout slangout at gmail.com. And what should they do with that like button? They should hit it once if they like us. If you don't like what you saw, hit that button twice. Yeah, that's how the algorithms work. You have to hit the button twice. Yeah. I I didn't make that up. It's just so that they see your like twice as much or dislike twice as much. You figured they would just have like a dislike button, but no, that's not how it works. So whatever. Wait. No, that's what they do. They have to hit the dislike button twice. Don't do that, it will chirp the shit out of you. Shit, we ruined it. But as always, I'm uh Dan the man. I'm uh birthday, Matt. You are birthday, Matt. You can be whatever you want. It's your birthday. I'm a pretty pretty princess. He is a pretty pretty princess. With his uh his steed right here. All right, slangers. Dan, Matt, Anthony Edwards. We out. Let us know if we should bring him back next week. I think he's talking about Anthony Edwards, but just to be safe, let him know that he should bring me back next week. Awesome. All right, we will see you guys next time. Thanks for watching. Happy birthday. Should we kiss? No.

SPEAKER_02 35:47

It's like watching the black knight get his legs and arms chopped off and uh Monty Python and the holocail.

SPEAKER_01 35:55

Nice. Yeah. Well, I well, that would that makes what does that make him when you lose your arms and legs? It depends. Is he on land or on the sea? What? He's like a manatee or something? No, but if he's lying down, he's bat. And if he's if he's in the sea, he's a I don't remember. There's one for it. I don't remember what it is. I do know that if you uh find a cow with no legs, then it's ground beef. Oh, here we go. We already did the jad dad joke thing. The jad dokes. The jad dokes. Ooh, banding. Yeah. We haven't a good band anyway.