City Boy - 116 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

We're just a couple of handsome BOYS that belong to the CITY, or as the young ones say... CITY BOY! 

S3 - CITY BOY

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Welcome to the show. Oh Jesus. Was that loud? Almost as loud as your shirt. Oh, damn it. What's wrong with this shirt? Where would you like me to start? From the beginning. Four score and seven years ago.

SPEAKER_03 0:16

Was that that one's not the beginning? What's the beginning when God shows up?

SPEAKER_02 0:23

When Adam? It's I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 0:25

What do you want from me? Uh some knowledge. That's not really knowledge. It's the only reason I got you on the show. I'm here for the looks and the laughs. I need some knowledge on this show. Your looks are hilarious. You sure did. Uh your shirt reminds me of a famous Simpsons quote by Homer Simpson. Oh my god, here we go.

SPEAKER_00 0:43

Um we're coming out of the games with the Simpson quote.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

Yeah, you said the last opening sucked, so. What? Oh, I mean, we record this in real time.

SPEAKER_00 0:54

Yeah, this is live.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

Live a week ago. Um, you know, the only kind of people that wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big pet fat party animals. And you don't look like a big fat party animal. That's not really the quote. I mean, it's mostly the quote. It's pretty close. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

Which I think you've dropped that on this episode on the podcast before.

SPEAKER_01 1:18

I don't think so, because I don't think you've worn a hideous Hawaiian shirt in front of me before. Uh yeah, too much. And that's not even for disliking Hawaiian shirts. I kind of like Hawaiian shirts. I don't like that one. I thought you loved why why wouldn't why don't you like this one? Tread lightly. I don't think I need to tread lightly. There's a dog on it. Alright, so you don't like the shirt though? I've seen better. Like what? Like most shirts ever. Yeah, but have you seen when I take it off? Good point. Leave it on. Alright. Shit. Alright. Well, this is a little bit better than what we did last time. We're covering up Shirley Manson, for God's sakes.

SPEAKER_00 1:55

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_01 1:55

It was just in case we do a second episode.

SPEAKER_02 1:57

No. Then it's Shirley time.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

Welcome to our Shirley Temple.

SPEAKER_00 2:05

Yeah. What? No, we saved it from when I got the shirt on. Oh, sorry. You need to start doing like changes and stuff during our shows.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

No, what I like is somebody watching and not realizing if they've already seen the episode or not, but based on the fact that it's not a good thing. That's not a good move. That's not something that I've worn every single time. That's not a good move. I wore something different the last episode. Calm down. Well, it had sharks on it. Yeah, but it wasn't this. It's gonna look like you recorded like 10 episodes in one shirt. No. I also didn't have the hat the last time I wore this shirt. That's true. Yeah. All right. Well, I mean, we can let you guys pick who looks the best this week. Do we even have a word this week? Well, we'll find out after the music plays and all that junk. I'm a little worried now because what if we get after the music and there's no word? We can talk for 20 minutes about my shirt. No, I've said all I need to say. Well, then I'll I'll talk about it. So I'm Matt. I'm Dan. And this is hang out with your slang out. Wait, wait, wait. Now in 3D! Oh, that's not what I was gonna do. Oh. We've done it like in six other episodes. Now in Technicolor, as you can see via his shirt. Put your sunglasses on.

SPEAKER_03 3:18

You don't really have to do that. You can just stop watching. Put your sunglasses on. Good? It's like Magnum Pedo eye.

SPEAKER_02 3:29

A little bit of cash patel going in there there?

SPEAKER_01 3:32

Alright. I don't know. Are both your eyes facing in the same direction? Hey, Josh Hom.

SPEAKER_00 3:50

What'd you call me?

SPEAKER_01 3:51

Josh Hum.

SPEAKER_00 3:52

Oh, they call me Chachi.

SPEAKER_01 3:56

Chachi? Joni doesn't love you. All Jonies love me. All Chachis love me. Joni Mitchell didn't.

SPEAKER_00 4:03

Yeah, but she was racist. I don't date racist chicks. I almost drank your beer. Did you see that?

SPEAKER_01 4:09

Oh, did you guys see that? That would have been amazing. I would have been so happy. Finally, you would have been tolerable. So you're gonna see me throw up on live camera or live TV? I mean, because you're drinking again, we've talked about this for 117 episodes or something. We're not live. You would have just edited out you yakking all over the place. Well, it depends. That's true. Depends on how artistic the yak. Yeah. How do I look when I yak? I don't know. Um, so depends on the breed. It does depend on the breed of puke. Yak. Let me see how long I can hold it. Uh so we don't have a word that is what you're telling me now. Um we could go with the one that we were discussing out there if you'd like. Well, before we get into it, did anything happen this week? Didn't we do that in the intro? I bought this shirt. Oh, I didn't know you bought that this week. I was just trying to uh to get as little information about that as possible. No, I was gonna talk about how our uh beloved Department of Homeland Security got shit-canned and then given a fake job. And what's better than her being given a fake job is um the ability of all those in support to be able to twist the narrative to make it sound like she got a promotion to this job that didn't even exist prior to her getting shit canned. Are you sure? But more amazing than any of that is this all came after her uh glowing testimony. Well, there's a more amazing than this, too. After her glowing testimony where she couldn't admit that she hadn't cheated on her husband while her husband was sitting six feet behind her. Amazing. The best people. Better than that, our our beloved dear leader decided that it would be a good idea to replace her with a guy that has uh no college degree.

SPEAKER_00 6:02

But he does have a box to stand on.

SPEAKER_01 6:04

He has a box to stand on. Uh, he also apparently has or had a plumbing company and was for a short time an MMA fighter with MMA fighter. You mean a short MMA fighter? Yes, which gave him a short time, but he was a short MMA fighter. Which gave him the confidence during one congressional hearing to try to pick a fight with the leader of the Teamsters. Um yeah. I am so excited.

SPEAKER_02 6:29

It's good to everything that's coming. War is awesome. Right.

SPEAKER_01 6:36

But at least we have a new head of the something shield of the Americas or something like that.

SPEAKER_00 6:44

No, at least we're on our way to five dollar gas again for no goddamn reason.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

Ooh. I there was somebody that posted something the other day that uh they got a sheet of stickers with the I Did that, but it's trying to do that.

SPEAKER_00 6:55

They're gonna put it on the thing. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 6:58

They will lose their minds, and I'm so excited about it. But beyond all that, do we have a word?

unknown 7:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:03

Because I feel like I'm being very um, I don't know. Real? Well, yes, real, but I feel like I'm espousing problems that uh somebody that lives in like a non-rural era would have. Because people in rural areas would be like, yeah, absolutely, promote this guy that was probably a wrestler in high school, and and that so it sounds like you have sounds like you have a city boy problem. Are you calling me a city boy? City boy? Them's fighting words. City boy. I think that's how you're supposed to say it.

SPEAKER_00 7:39

City boy.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

I hope that's not how you're supposed to say it. Also, I like how you faded out on the oi. It's because I'm really masculine. Yeah. And I just I held that note. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Those are my days when I used to sing with uh Nickel Bye. I feel like I glaze over it. Is that our word? Yeah. Oh, what the hell does it mean? I was too busy being insulted, dude.

SPEAKER_00 8:00

But hang on, let's let's just let's try let's let's try it one more time. City boy. You gotta get up here with it. City boy! Can you do it?

SPEAKER_01 8:09

I don't think so. City boy. City boy. Well, we should harmonize. You go low, you you go bass, I'll go uh tenor. Come on, dude. You gotta give me a count. All right.

SPEAKER_00 8:24

Wait, three, two, city. So stupid. We were cutting that for sure. 110%.

SPEAKER_01 8:32

Leave that in. Please let it be delayed, too. Video gold, baby. All right. Yeah, City Boy. Here we go again on our own. City Boy. It didn't work when the camera worked last time. Can you just get to the definition?

SPEAKER_00 8:45

All right, so City Boy is our word, our words today. Um, I guess it's been really popular the last month or so, maybe even longer.

SPEAKER_01 8:52

You know how popular it's been?

SPEAKER_00 8:54

Um, that we're doing on this this the number one rated slang podcast on the interwebs.

SPEAKER_01 9:00

All of the interwebs, people. We're talking Earth, Dark Web, Charlotte's webs, Charlotte's web, spiderweb. Yeah. Uh City Boy, it's the most annoying thing I've heard because you have to apparently they say it like City Boy, and it's from some meme that we'll have to look at. Oh, I thought you were being an idiot. That's really how they say it. Yeah, that's pretty bad. But I mean, it's hard to tell when I'm hard to tell when I'm being an idiot, right? It's kind of my it's my thing. It's my thing. It's my thing. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:31

Do you like this shirt?

SPEAKER_01 9:32

Oh, we talked about that. We've already talked about the shirt. Let the shirt go.

SPEAKER_00 9:36

Okay, so an urban dictionary city boy, a male who is living his very best life and chasing the bag at all times. Now, does it mean bag of money or like some old lady?

SPEAKER_01 9:45

I think in this this particular definition, it means bag of money.

SPEAKER_00 9:49

It might be a bag of old lady because look, the chasing of the bag at all times without letting hot girls or any female get in the way.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

An old lady would be a female. No, no, old bags ain't females. They're beyond female. Is that like beyond meat? Yeah. They're beyond meat. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 10:07

Well, there's the there's gonna be the the the episode tile right there. Um I'm gonna have to bring that old lady back into the well, okay.

SPEAKER_01 10:15

So, based on that definition, it sounds sort of like uh finance bro. Yeah. A little bit like finance bro. Although finance bros are definitely willing to let women get in the way of I don't think the middle schoolers are using it that way, though. No, probably not. They don't know what finances are. No. Finances are what they ask for every day.

SPEAKER_00 10:33

City Boy, a male that is with all the fuckboy shit, may or may not have a car, job, home, has amazing sex. Will tell all his friends he smashed. All right. These are stupid.

SPEAKER_01 10:49

They are stupid, and as you've read a couple of them, I'm having a tougher time deciding whether City Boy is a term that city boys came up with for themselves. Or what I originally had assumed, which was Little Fleming, was that your uh breakdance name? It was, yeah. I could pop like no one's business. Um, yeah, whenever whenever you back spinned, it was nasty. Uh spraying stuff on everyone. It was Little Fleming and um my my partner was Baby Loogie.

SPEAKER_00 11:23

Uh I like that name, baby Loogie.

SPEAKER_01 11:30

That works. Anyway, so when I hear the definition, I can't tell if it's a city boy giving himself that definition because originally I had assumed that because Country Boy has long Country Boy has long been a sort of slang as well, that maybe they were getting back at the city boys for calling them Country Boy for so long. Okay, so I got off Urban Dictionary and looked it up just on Google or you know, AI overview.

SPEAKER_00 11:56

Uh uh City Boy in slang generally refers to a man with an urban, sophisticated lifestyle, but has evolved to represent several different sometimes contradictory contradictory contradictory.

SPEAKER_01 12:12

Contradictory? Thank you. You know when what's that thing when the words just you lose it and it sounds like another one? That's a good that'd be a good movie. Um some uh sometimes contradictory who would play you and be meanings in modern cult culture.

SPEAKER_00 12:29

Um I've always thought about that, and it was either gonna be Jason Statham, clearly, he'd have to wear a wig, right?

SPEAKER_01 12:38

But he's got the physique because that is definitely the one difference between you and Jason Statham.

SPEAKER_00 12:43

Or if if if everybody's willing to squint in the movie theater, Keanu Reeves.

unknown 12:49

Nice.

SPEAKER_00 12:49

I'd be like, that's pretty good, that's pretty close.

SPEAKER_01 12:52

I mean, some of his dialogue in movies can line up with whoa, woo, whoa, I know kung fu. Didn't she say that three episodes ago?

SPEAKER_00 13:04

Uh let's see. The city boy lifestyle, often used in context of city boy summer, a male counterpart to hot girl summer. This describes a lifestyle focused on self-prioritized prioritization.

SPEAKER_01 13:16

Wow, I am stumbling over words. Prioritization. Prioritization. Tie. Tie. You gotta put the tie in there. Prioritization. Gotta put the tie in there? Yeah. Can't wear a tie for a State of the Union address, but often characterized.

SPEAKER_00 13:32

Often characterized by being being flashily successful.

SPEAKER_01 13:38

I'm my co-host. Did you say flashily? Flashily is. Of course, of course, the one word you get right in there is the one that can't possibly be a word.

SPEAKER_00 13:45

It's totally a word. That'll be our next word. Flash. Flashily successful, fashionable, and sometimes dismissive in romantic relationships.

SPEAKER_02 13:52

Hmm.

SPEAKER_03 13:53

Good to know.

SPEAKER_02 13:55

Definitely sounds fuckboyish.

SPEAKER_00 13:57

But you'll like this one. The financial worker. Specifically, in British English, a city boy often refers to a man working in the city's financial sector.

SPEAKER_01 14:06

Right. That sounds like an actual definition. So city boy in British slang does represent more finance, bro. Yeah. Now, I can see us using this term now, but it's going to be just to annoy people.

SPEAKER_02 14:22

City boy? City boy!

SPEAKER_01 14:24

Could you you should do that for the young boys at work? I wonder if it's young boys? That sounded not right. Don't do that. I didn't even know you worked in Saigon. City Boy, when you say it the way that you're saying it, it sounds like they basically took the baby boy and then turned it into City Boy. Actually, I think that's what that is. So let me look the meme up real quick. You go ahead and scat on the mic a little bit. Beat baba da did. Oh City Boy meme. Um oh yeah, it's from Gravity Falls.

SPEAKER_02 14:53

Oh. Why didn't I know that? What is Gravity Falls?

SPEAKER_01 14:58

You don't know Gravity Falls? I didn't know Shoey at all. Oh, this is the show?

SPEAKER_02 15:02

He's got a little brain up in his head. City Boy thinks he's gonna sound messing with his fancy computer phones.

SPEAKER_00 15:15

All right. There it is. You feel better with your about your life now?

SPEAKER_01 15:18

Well, I will tell you after watching that clip, what I've understood is that uh City Boy is used to be derogatory by people that don't have space to be derogatory about things.

SPEAKER_00 15:30

So basically, it's it's like it's the rednecks version of us calling them rednecks. Call us city boys? I guess so. But why did but in that in that cartoon, why'd they say it like with a guy who went to the city?

SPEAKER_01 15:45

Look at him coming in here with his proper tie instead of bolo tie and trying to solve us a crime.

SPEAKER_00 15:50

City boy, but we do things different here in the country, so he does it just like when he's gonna have sex with a pig.

SPEAKER_01 15:56

Yeah. I uh huh. I yeah, I I'm interested as to why this has gotten popular now. Well, I can see why middle school were because gravity falls there is an internet in the country anyway, so like it's just gravity falls is how did it become a meme?

SPEAKER_00 16:11

Gravity Falls is amazing. So if they've seen that, I could see that catching on. But that's obviously.

SPEAKER_01 16:15

Gravity Falls is amazing.

SPEAKER_00 16:16

That's why they're using it that way. Us using it the adult term, what actual city boy actually is, is not what we're talking about today. Okay, but maybe we could change it. Oh, could we like save? Could we like save the world like one word at a time?

SPEAKER_01 16:31

Probably not.

SPEAKER_00 16:33

Dude, you gotta believe in yourself, dude.

SPEAKER_01 16:35

I believe in me. Come on, city boy. You said can we? No, I don't think we can. I probably hey, there's no I and we. Well, the Nintendo's we, yeah. There's two eyes and we. I captain. Yeah. Oh, obviously, City Boy's bringing out the best in us. No, it's not. The best in me. Right. So, okay, so if City Boy is again using the video, uh-huh. Somebody that thinks uh that comes from the city that thinks that they're better than everybody else. It has to talk in that that that accent. Can you name uh can you name A or three or your favorite city boys, either in reality or in film? All right. I'm gonna stop you right there. The best one ever. All right. Can you name, excuse me, sir? We'll back that up. Can you name I take it back? There's two best ever's. Well, let's hear it. Give me one and then I'll and we'll we'll Oreo cookie this thing. Okay. Uh Doc Hollywood. Oh, there's a shout-out. I haven't watched that forever.

SPEAKER_02 17:46

That used to be one of my dad's favorite movies. Such a good movie. Yeah, what's good. And Michael J.

SPEAKER_03 17:51

Who?

SPEAKER_02 17:52

Michael J.

SPEAKER_03 17:53

Fox. Michael J. White? He's a hell of an actor. Oh, you mean Teen Wolf? Yeah, Teen Wolf. I love that guy. Well, that's Bateman. Alright, alright. I stopped being stupid.

SPEAKER_01 18:06

How are you gonna be able to tell? Yeah, nobody's gonna. Oh, there we go. Got smarter. Um Doc Hollywood.

SPEAKER_02 18:16

What was yours?

SPEAKER_00 18:17

Oh no, Doc Hollywood threw me off. Okay, so um shoot, that's a really good one. You know what? His movie before that. Uh Secret of My Success.

SPEAKER_01 18:29

Also good. He comes from he comes from the little that's like that's like City Boy that also then goes into like No, he's like Little Country Boy that becomes a city boy. Oh, so it's and he pretends like he's city boy. Oh, okay. Until he makes a success. I love that movie. The other one I was gonna go with was Fletch.

SPEAKER_00 18:47

Ooh. Really?

SPEAKER_01 18:48

Yeah, like he literally is the city boy that goes to solve crimes in the country.

SPEAKER_00 18:53

Oh, okay. You're doing okay. But what about like in real life?

SPEAKER_03 18:57

Would be a city boy.

SPEAKER_02 18:59

Uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 19:03

I don't have any specific examples of this, but like when you watch uh say The Bachelor and they end up having to go, like they match with a girl that's from the country, and then they go and they have to like bail hay or whatever people in the country do.

SPEAKER_00 19:16

And I don't watch those shows, but I know exactly what you're talking about because I think I've I probably watched the first season of Bachelor.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

I can I can just imagine in my head watching a montage of that and being like, ooh, city boy! City boy, and he's coming in here bailing hay, as a shirt off and stuff like that, shoeing horses and shit, which just means telling them to go away, not putting shoes on them.

SPEAKER_00 19:36

That would be the funniest thing. We're gonna do a shoe these horses.

SPEAKER_01 19:38

Shoo. Can you help me shoe these horses? Go! Yeah, that's hicky. Keep going. Oh fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_00 19:53

That's classic hangout with your slang right there.

SPEAKER_01 19:55

Why do people from country hate us city people so much? Jesus, I can't figure out why. Oh hey, so this is this is this is we're these this this this week's stuff is absolutely asinine. But I almost cried with that laugh. That was pretty good. That was really good. That's really good. I'd like to make that the tile cover. Ooh. Uh somebody kids. Our boy Mark Wayne, who, for the record, I am not gonna call him Mark Wayne. I am going to call him Mark Wayne because I feel like that's probably how he got half of his votes. Did he did his parents? He didn't show his picture and everybody's like, he might be black. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 20:30

Did he think did his parents think they were trying to do Mark Twain?

SPEAKER_01 20:33

Yeah, and because it's searcher, it's smart. Have you seen clips from uh Daily Show this week where he has to be two things? So I don't remember who was hosting this week, but he was like, How can he be both of those things? Oh, I got it. As Mark, this is my advantage, as Wayne, this is hilarious. Nice. Uh no, what I was going to say is Mark Wayne could be uh city boy. So basically, he's coming up from the country to teach us how to deal with legals and shit.

SPEAKER_00 21:08

I thought Mark Wayne was uh Bruce Wayne's father who got shot now. No?

SPEAKER_01 21:14

Too soon? Ooh. What if his son ends up being Bruce Wayne? What if this is the rise of Batman? But he'd be a really small this is our Batman origin story. He'd be a really small bat. Mark Wayne. A really small bat to Bruce Wayne.

SPEAKER_00 21:30

Oh, look at that little Batman.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

The bitty bat. Just tuck him in your pocket. Go for a walk.

unknown 21:39

Hey.

SPEAKER_01 21:40

Where's my Batmobile? I'm right here. Jump in the pocket. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:45

I am the knight.

SPEAKER_01 21:49

City Boy, also saying moderately political, I feel like is probably the reaction that a lot of people like when right before the Iowa caucus starts, and whoever What? The Iowa Caucus. Caucus.

unknown 22:03

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 22:04

I'm with you now. We're we're right here now.

SPEAKER_01 22:07

Anyways, right before that starts, when the when the favorite gentrified politicians come to town and tell you why you should vote for them. And then who's gonna listen to this city boy? I was just also because you said something about caucus. I was watching something the other day, and I don't know if it was a real commercial or a fake commercial, but it was definitely it was about a device called a cocksucker, but it literally was used to strip caulking from You mean culk? The L has never been so important.

SPEAKER_00 22:37

I thought you were talking about the Iowa caucus or Iowa Iowa cock, which is like my favorite like bird. Yeah, it's like my favorite chicken.

SPEAKER_01 22:46

Earlier this week, I'm glad you said that. Earlier this week, I had somebody that was trying to argue with me about the state bird of Arizona, who is a lifelong Arizona resident.

SPEAKER_00 22:55

It's a Phoenix.

SPEAKER_01 22:58

Who is a lifelong Arizona resident? How do they not know whether it's a roadrunner? It's not a roadrunner.

SPEAKER_00 23:03

What? Is it one of those horny toad things?

SPEAKER_01 23:07

No. It's a roadrunner. No, it's not. Internet challenge. Internet challenge all you want, because I knew what it was right away, and I just moved here 13 years ago.

SPEAKER_00 23:16

If it's a goddamn crow, I'm gonna lose it.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

No, it's a cactus wren. I live on that street. I used to deliver mail to that street. Okay. Well, still it's a cactus wren. No, we'll we'll we'll figure this out. We'll figure this out together. Okay. Everybody, while he spends time looking up cactus wrench. Or how to spell cactus wren. No, state bird. I can spell that. But what's funny is as a Californian since moving here, State Bird of California. I don't know if you know this is the quail. Never used to see quail in California, but I've seen so many quail since I moved to Arizona. Mm-hmm. I've never seen a cactus wren. Yeah, it's why Renhouse Brewing is called Rent House Brewing.

SPEAKER_00 23:54

Why is it not why is it not a roadrunner?

SPEAKER_01 23:57

I don't know. There weren't enough coyotes to make a fun cartoon. Sounds stupid.

SPEAKER_00 24:03

This was a fun episode. Now I'm pissed off.

SPEAKER_01 24:06

Although that brings up another thing. When we went to go see Nickerson. You said Nickerson. It's Dustin Nickerson. Yes. When we went to see Dustin Nickerson a couple weeks ago and he did the whole bit about going back and watching Looney Tunes and realizing how uh questionable they were. Yeah. And when he started But it's funny because they have a speech impediment. You know the, you know the you know the basics of them, but he kept nailing and they kept naming uh characters off.

SPEAKER_00 24:33

Well, not officially naming them, but they all had speech impediments. All of them. I mean I think that was fun for Mel Blank back in the day. Right.

SPEAKER_01 24:40

That's yeah, no, I'm sure it was fun. And I'm sure for anybody that does like voiceover stuff, that's like the whole point, too. Like I bet you you could go back through a multitude of Simpsons characters and say the same thing. Like, yes, the point of cartoons is for the voices to be silly. Silly. Well, and think about he's recording the problem. Silly like also links up with certain, you know, certain idiosyncrasies about people that shouldn't be made fun of. Thank God your hands went the right way, because I thought you were gonna be all certain certain, you know.

SPEAKER_00 25:13

Not that there's anything wrong with that. But yeah, that he did all that work like in the 40s and 50s, so like I mean, he didn't know what was gonna and he was an old guy when he was recording that stuff. He he wasn't like 20 when he started recording that stuff, he was a pretty old dude. But I mean, he he was the best. That give that's one of my pet peeves, is like I I don't know if it was his son or whoever, but they took over for him to do like have you ever heard like the new Bugs Bunny? No, is not doesn't sound like Bugs Bunny. AI would do a better Bugs Bunny.

SPEAKER_01 25:44

Well, first of all, that's probably what they should do. Second of all, like, why would you like you I want Bugs Bunny to sound like Bugs Bunny, though. I wouldn't just use Hank Azaria's kid to do all the voices that Hank Azaria does. You know what I mean? Like I would just use whoever's just because they share a last name doesn't mean that they're I know they have the same talent.

SPEAKER_00 26:01

That's weird though, like when your dad's like a super famous voiceover and that's what you have to get into.

SPEAKER_01 26:07

If Shoei Otani ever has a son, if he doesn't already.

SPEAKER_00 26:11

A daughter. Why does it have to be a son? I'm sorry, ladies.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

Okay, by that point, I guess Doctor City Boy. Am I right? Sounds more like Country Boy, but anyways, the point is my point is like the likelihood of that child, male or female, being as good as at baseball as Shoei is, is nearly impossible. So why would you expect that just because they share the blank last name that's well, I don't know why they Looney Tunes Warner Brothers keeps giving them the job.

SPEAKER_00 26:38

I'm just saying, like the guy who took over. It's like Jim Henson's son.

SPEAKER_01 26:40

Maybe it was in his contract.

SPEAKER_00 26:41

I think it was Henson's son took over, and he doesn't sound like the guys either.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

Did you watch the new Muppet Show? Not yet. Pretty good. That's what I'm hearing. I'm heard it's real good. Makes me miss the Muppet Show. Well, it's on TV. Let's watch it.

SPEAKER_00 27:00

All right, right before we leave.

SPEAKER_01 27:02

Favorite Muppet. Uh we've done this before, but let's see if we see if it matches up. Yeah, I think the one that I said last time, which I'm gonna hold with, is Rolf. Um I thought it was Fozzie. No, I like Rolf better than Fozzie. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 27:18

Yeah, and he doesn't get enough love. Rolf's awesome. The dog that plays the piano, in case anybody's not wondering.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

Which is weird because I also feel like Schroeder was my favorite peanuts character and he was the kid that played the piano. Um, but and I don't play piano, which makes it extra strange. But also You're one of the best penis songs. Styller and Waldo were for Red Perfect.

SPEAKER_00 27:38

Are they good in the new the new stuff? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

Okay. I'd be nervous that though that they didn't nail that.

SPEAKER_00 27:45

All right, well, but you're wrong.

SPEAKER_01 27:47

It's animal. How is that animal? I don't know, because that's everybody's favorite. It's like picking Wolverine and the X-Men. You just have to pick animal. You don't have to pick animal. I feel like more people like Gonzo than animal.

unknown 27:57

No.

SPEAKER_00 27:58

No, it's either actually, I've always loved Kermy.

SPEAKER_01 28:01

How do you not love Kermit?

SPEAKER_03 28:02

In space.

SPEAKER_00 28:05

Well, like I said, I think last time I said I love those big dudes, like the big monsters. Oh, yeah. And we looked up their names like it was Sweetie and Sully and Frank and Ordeen.

SPEAKER_01 28:15

And um that's her names, right? I don't know. Sweetie's the only one whose name I remember.

SPEAKER_02 28:21

Yeah. That might be the one I liked.

SPEAKER_03 28:23

But all right. Let's get the hell out of here.

SPEAKER_02 28:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 28:27

Short and sweet. Huh?

SPEAKER_01 28:30

Gladly. Oh. Alright. I'm Dan. Oh wait, hey, follow us. Like us, subscribe. Let's make it like a city boy and get out of here. What?

SPEAKER_02 28:42

Did I get there?

SPEAKER_03 28:44

Hang on.

SPEAKER_01 28:46

So like, subscribe, and share while he's busy thinking. It's gonna take some time. My brain just totally froze up on me. Find us at hangout slang out. It's a really good joke on Instagram. You can email us at hangoutslangout at gmail.com. What did one sheep herder say to the other sheep herder?

SPEAKER_00 29:02

I don't know. Let's get the flock out of here.

SPEAKER_03 29:06

You really can you shoe them sheep?

SPEAKER_01 29:15

Get out, get get out, get out of here, sheep, be home.

SPEAKER_00 29:20

Fucking sheep.

SPEAKER_01 29:24

Oh, alright, now that we've offended everybody that hates our podcast, but I mean to be fair, if they already hated our podcast, we've offended them.

SPEAKER_00 29:34

Any of the international people who are tuning in for the first time, that's exactly how it is.

SPEAKER_01 29:39

All episodes. Exactly like that. No, I meant how Americans are. Oh. Yeah. All right, I'm Dan. I'm Matt. And I'm sorry. And this was a very special episode of Hangout with Your Slime. Two city boys in a sui. We're out. It's like Tupac, but with ice instead of ice. Yeah. Your disc is almost full.

SPEAKER_00 30:23

That's not good.

SPEAKER_01 30:25

That's a disc, right? Yeah. Because if your computer's telling you when you need to pee, that's a bigger issue.

SPEAKER_00 30:30

We're gonna stop this.