Shade - 117 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

Like Batman dominating the bad guys in the dark, this episode's word is delivered with vengeance and pain. Pray for the light you filthy animals as we bring the SHADE to all your favorite topics. Hopefully we'll eventually get to the meaning of this week's word, but probably not.

S3 - SHADE

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SPEAKER_02 0:00

So we're gonna start this day this uh episode off with some uh free merch. If you would like this cup that I'm literally drinking out of. And licking. It's yours for 1999. I just want to go back to what you had initially said. Yeah. Which was free merch. Yeah. My favorite four-letter word, free merch. But then you said it was 1990, did you say five? 1995?

SPEAKER_01 0:31

Or 1999. Or OBO. OBO. Yeah. That's that's the doctors that check vaginas I was like.

SPEAKER_02 0:41

You like it free? Here you go. Well, you already got one that he refuses to use. So we'll give him we'll give this one away.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Here, hang on. You're gonna have to. What are we talking about? Hopefully nobody that can clone things is out there. Why?

SPEAKER_02 0:59

I don't get it. So what do you got for us this morning? This evening. Uh I don't know. Good evening, good afternoon, good night. What is it? Good morning, good afternoon, good night. I'm locked in. What interesting stuff do you need? Something. Not political. I'm out. He's out. He's out. It's not my fault. Let's talk about something fun. Uh have you gone to a spring training game yet?

SPEAKER_01 1:28

No. I'm hoping to go next week. Shut it down. Spring training. Um predictions for this this year.

SPEAKER_02 1:40

Obviously, everybody that's not a Dodger fan will hate the Dodgers all season long. Yeah. But you think the A's will be better? Yeah, I mean, I think they'll be better.

SPEAKER_01 1:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:52

I I think they'll challenge for the playoffs. I don't think they'll make the playoffs necessarily.

SPEAKER_01 1:57

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 1:59

Because even that, like, even if they get better, the guys that were young and good last year, it's hard to sustain that when you're a kid still. So, like, if they're able to do what they were able to do last year better, then they should make the playoffs. But I don't know. They had some good young talent, so they'll be better than the Angels, but that is such a low bar. We were driving by uh we went shopping yesterday. So we're driving by uh downtown at our Tempe Inola, and we drove right by uh the Angels, Tempe Diablo Stadium. Yeah, and their giant sign, and there was five people in the in the stands. Good job. They played uh the A's played them in Vegas the last couple days. Yeah. I thought you were gonna try and go to one of those. No, I was gonna try to go to the one series two series during the regular season. This was just preseason spring training, if you will. What's his name? Had some jokes on that too about you can't get mad at uh this Dustin Nickerson had we went and saw him the other day, and he was talking about how um you can't make fun of Disney grown-ups anymore that go to Disney and they're all super excited because we go to spring training and it's literally watching guys practice. We we dress up, we put their gear on, and we watch them practice. We watch them practice. What do you what do you equate that to? Like uh if you were there to uh either watch the people cleaning up at Disneyland or or saying that you wanted to like you went to Space Mountain and you just wanted to watch them repair the rides. Yeah, watch the guys repair their rides. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah. Go Space Mountain! Yeah. It's pretty cool. Anyways, another shout out for Dustin Nickerson. That's like three episodes in a row for him. Yeah, at some point he's gonna need to be on one of these episodes. Maybe we should wear one of his shirts. Maybe. Okay. Well, I was hoping for a little something a little more funny from you. Uh what could be funny? Take your shirt off. That would be funny. Carps off. Carps off, boys. Um you gotta have a joke in there. Just throw a joke out there.

SPEAKER_01 3:59

I got nothing. What? Yeah, I don't have any jokes.

SPEAKER_02 4:03

I could tell you my favorite joke.

unknown 4:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 4:06

You know it though. You know that you know the thing. You know the, you know the There's 20 of them. How do you make a dead cat float? Uh two scoops ice cream, one scoop dead cat. Yeah, that's the best joke ever. Not for cat lovers, but it's my favorite joke. I also don't like the joke because it's still missing a key ingredient, like it still needs the liquid to float in. It's not like root beer, two scoops ice cream, one scoop dead cat. I mean, that's true. But it's just you're just playing with people's minds, man. And when they're thinking about, oh, that poor dead cat and it's floating, maybe it's got rear mortise, like it floats like a board in the ocean. Maybe. And then you throw out the ice cream, they're like, what? And then they then you see it click, and then they laugh, and they laugh. And they're like, I want to be your best friend, because that was like one of the best, like but one of the best jokes I've ever heard. I don't think that's true. I really do think it's true. I should have a joke.

SPEAKER_01 5:00

I feel like I've been hearing some at work recently, but now I don't remember what they were. I mean what? I mean, you your outfit's kind of a joke.

SPEAKER_02 5:14

How are how how are you wearing a sharks thing in every one of our episodes? I'm not wearing a sharks thing in every one of our episodes. Go go back and see. A lot of them, but not everyone. Nah, he's just cross-promoting. Kinda, except that I haven't recorded an episode on the other one in so long. It's not really cross-promotion anyway. You better cross-promote the hell out of this. It's past two months now. Is it past two months? It was before Christmas, the last episode that I recorded. Oh, you need to get back on the you gotta get back on that horse, dude. Git! Git! Get on that horse. Get on. Uh okay, so we'll we'll get to a word. We'll we'll we'll ratchet this uh episode up. Right. What? But um, yeah, so I'm Dan. I'm Matt. Welcome to hang out with your sling out. Now in smell vision. Ooh, now in smellow vision. All right, we'll we'll we'll we'll see if that works. And um, go Dodgers! Nailed it. I think we just lost half of our fan base. Not the wrong ones. We don't need them. No, the wrong one. We only have two. Podgas. I'm only happy when it rains, dude. What? Sorry, Shirley.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

All right, welcome to Hang Out with Your Sling Out. Here's our word. Go. Gonna have to cut this. No, let it go.

SPEAKER_02 6:52

I'll fast forward it. It'll be like let it go. Uh well, you know, we're getting to the warmer part of the year here in Arizona. It's swass. It's not swass. Why? What is swass, sir? I just totally like, okay. It's hot. Yeah. Okay. Is it a uh what did I what was the word that I kept saying the other day that you were like, that's not a word. Vagina? No. Fa china. Fah China. It's that word I tried to say in the last episode that I couldn't read, apparently. No, it's the French word that means spashing two words together. Yeah, clitoris. That is not.

SPEAKER_01 7:41

It is free, my favorite four-letter word. Next to cash. Yeah. Okay, what'd you figure out?

SPEAKER_02 7:48

Well, now I don't want to do the word anymore. Did I come up with a better word? No. So swass.

unknown 7:55

No.

SPEAKER_02 7:56

Okay. You were going somewhere. Yes, it's probably gonna be good. It's getting warmer in Arizona, and so sometimes when it gets warm outside, um, you often need this to keep cooler. It's also a way of talking shit about somebody. Let's throw some shade. Hey, we should have done shade a long time ago. We probably should have done shade a long time. So a little bit of a throwback. A little bit. Okay. I don't mind. We haven't done a real throwback lately. No, not really. Yeah. We've gotten, we're just way hip.

unknown 8:25

Hip.

SPEAKER_02 8:26

Well, I don't know that that's true. Is hip even hip to say anymore? Probably not. No, that's weird. And we're closer to the age of busting a hip than being hip. So shade. You know, I I actually I still use that every now and then. I I think it's kind of current a little bit. Yeah. Saying you're throwing some shade on somebody. Yeah, people still say it for sure. Yeah, especially people our age. Especially people on the interwebs. Which I heard is 37. 37. And I'm sticking. You heard that. You just turned 50. I did not turn 50. You are 50. I have not turned 50 yet. You got so much to look forward to. Telling you. The end of that joke. 50 is the new 65. I have to hear that same joke for four years. What are you talking about? Yeah, you'll be 60 by then. Fucking unbelievable. I mean, me being 37 four years, I mean, I'll be turning what 41? That's gonna be rough.

SPEAKER_01 9:21

What's it like being in the 40s? Pretty great. Is it? All right. See, that's what's it like being in your 50s? That's me throwing some shade on you.

SPEAKER_02 9:31

So much shade that you can't even see him. What's it like being in your 50s, Dan? I wouldn't know. I'm 37. Isn't that right, Brazil? Thank you. You're my people. All of Brazil doesn't think that. One guy, and that's good enough for me. He wasn't even drunk. No, he wasn't. He just didn't speak English very well. Or people who look very old in Brazil want to see. He's still heard about it. That was a year ago. So I guess maybe I look 36 now. I don't think you understand how math works there, Benjamin Button. All right. Do you want to officially look up uh shade? I think we know what it is, but uh what you even do with your iPad. Oh shoot. Yeah, it's right here next to me. It's not your birthday anymore. You gotta do some heavy lifting on this show now. You're wearing your glasses. I don't have my glasses. I do have glasses in the car. I didn't bring them in. That's so funny. I need to go back to some of our first episodes when you make it fun because you had to do perfect eyesight, even though it probably wasn't perfect back then. Now it's still better. And now it's just he won't he won't just accept that he can't see shit.

SPEAKER_01 10:34

You throw in shade again. Shade slang.

SPEAKER_02 10:42

I I think that's shod A. Ooh. Don't put no shod A on somebody gonna get pregnant. It's just part of the deal. I hope that's the tile is somebody getting pregnant. Definitely NC17. Shade. Often phrased as throw shade, and slang refers to a subtle sneering or passive aggressive insult or gesture of contempt towards someone. Our whole our whole podcast is shade. Yeah. Pretty much. It is an indirect form of disrespect, often delivered with a sarcastic remark or look. We provide more shade than a deciduous tree. Rather than a direct verbal attack. So, I mean, let me see if there's anything fun on Urban Dictionary, and you can just kind of go on with whatever you think shade is. Mm-hmm. When's the last time you threw shade other than in this episode? Like, have you because I know you probably do it at work. Yeah. You probably do it playfully, though. Probably.

unknown 11:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:43

He's a fun boss, so. Well, not really the boss anymore. You're still my boss. Yes, that's true. Five minutes work, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 11:54

Get gone.

SPEAKER_02 11:56

Um gone, man. Uh yeah, I don't know. I think I said something comical about August the oh. So I was serving a table the other day. Thank God I didn't say this to them, but I was taking care of a table the other day, and uh they had gotten a pizza and our uh whipped feta appetizer. The pizzas are really good, they're pretty good. And um bring everything out, they're all set, they're looking good to go. They got their plates or napkins or foods out. Is there anything else I can get you? Uh yeah, can we get forks and knives? And so I went into the back and I was talking to the kitchen. I was like, yeah, what would you like your forks and knives for? Your pizza or your whipped feta board, both of which are handheld items. It's uh it's a white boy problem, I think. I don't have my forks. So shade on Urban Dictionary is there's nothing edgy or fun about it. It's exactly what we were just reading. So it's pretty like mature and grown up. Yeah. Acting in a casual or disrespectful manner towards someone. Mature and grown up, much like Sade. Yes. Shade. So trying to think, when's the last time you saw and this happens all the time. Like, people give each other shade, like especially in the entertainment field or anything like that. I think like the most frequent use of it, at least currently, seems to be in late night talk shows, like when they're doing their monologue and stuff. Like, I think that's the perfect time to really throw shade. Yeah. And throw shade, we've been seeing that for a while. Yeah. So you're thinking I'd like to know more about the etymology of it. Like, why did it why did it start becoming being called throwing shade? You're gonna have to look that shit up. I don't got I'm not that smart. Because you can't spell etymology. That's like my favorite food etymology. I had to pick some of those frozen etymologies for work today. Throwing shade originated in the 1980s within black and Latino LGBTQ plus ballroom culture in New York City. No way. Popularized by the 1990 documentary Paris is Burning. Okay. It refers to a subtle nonverbal or indirect insult expression of contempt. Acting is a refined form of reading. Direct insults like we were talking about earlier. Okay. Paris is burning 1990. Drag queen Dorian Corey explained in the film that shade comes from reading, stating shade is I don't have to tell you you're ugly because you know you're ugly. That's funny. That makes sense. I would the term has since moved from underground marginalized communities into mainstream pop culture and media usage. The praise is often associated with the praise take umbrage to take offense, with throwing shade acting as the act of creating the shadow.

SPEAKER_01 14:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 14:58

I'm trying to think of the last time I threw any shade on anybody. I'm a pretty nice guy. No, you just don't have a whole lot of people you talk to. Yeah, I have no friends. And it's not nice to throw shade at your family. I barely no, they deserve it. I barely have a co-host, so I like I think it's less realistic with each episode. Oh my Gilead. Um shade, throwback. Trying to think of some good movie shade because there's lots of scenes. If I know we were gonna go shade, I would have been like, I need to think of a couple uh incidents. Sorry that you weren't prepared for the word.

SPEAKER_01 15:36

Homework sucks. Yeah.

unknown 15:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

That's me throwing shade on homework. Did I do that right? No. Not really. I don't think so, no. Well, you're gonna get out of me.

SPEAKER_02 15:48

I mean What would be a good stem or there's gotta be some shade thrown in Back to the Future somewhere. Yeah, that's where my brain immediately went. Yeah. You just gotta think of the right moment. Basically everything that John C. McGinley's character says in Scrubs. I gotta get I gotta get caught up on Scrubs. They just released some new episodes. Yeah. I feel should I watch the the originals first? I think you should. Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Um, what else? Uh fun fact about Back to the Future, and this is something I had thought about and I can't believe I've never brought up before, is um the first time he goes he goes back in time when they're in the they're in the what the parking lot?

SPEAKER_01 16:34

Like it's covered in ice, right?

SPEAKER_02 16:37

The the car, the DeLorean? It's never covered in ice ever again. Anytime they go through any of the time travel.

SPEAKER_01 16:43

Oh, interesting. Plot hole.

SPEAKER_02 16:46

Plot plot hole. He's like, what is it hot? He's like, no, it's cold. Damn cold. Right, no, I know. But it never the the ice never happens. Fucking dogs. Maybe it's because you only went a minute into the future. So when you go 30 years, it detaws the ice. I don't know. It's really not a very good movie now that you think about it. Just full of holes. What? Like that. That's like saying that that ruins the whole movie. That doesn't ruin the whole movie. I can't even watch it now. I'm gonna be like, where's the ice? Come on, iceman.

SPEAKER_01 17:19

That's where he is. Rest in peace.

SPEAKER_02 17:23

Maybe they knew that 40 years in advance that ice would try to take people out of their communities. And so they decided they didn't want ice on the car anymore. Yeah. Alright. But I just saw the other day and I was like, I gotta bring that up. We shouldn't just be talking about Back to the Future. All I saw me. It's like Tupac, but with ice instead of ice. Yeah. So mid-episode costume change. Uh we didn't like what we were wearing before. So we decided to give you a different look. Just in case you weren't aware that we don't do this live. And we put pants back on. Also, we decided to go to one camera because we felt two cam three cameras was too sexy for you guys. Are you turning down my volumes while I'm you're actually look at how I mean you're actually speaking into the mic for once. Well, that's because I finally got this microphone stand to hold to my face. Nice. Okay, cool. You were saying? I'll cut all that out. I think I was done saying it. What did he say? I missed it, guys. Should I rewind that? That'll be really cool. No, I'm very smart. I'm so smart that I remember the word we were talking about three weeks ago. Do you? Because I just did it to you and you didn't even bring it up. Peak? Threw you some shade. Shade. Yeah. I have no idea where we were. Her song is so good. Wait, not Sade. Yeah, it's spelled Sade. Yeah, did anybody did we did we discuss that? Sade? That her name was spelled and it sounds like. Why is it spelled like why is this pronounced like shade? Is it French? It's not pronounced like shade, it's pronounced Shade. Should I bring back the accents? No. We're on YouTube now. I think that's yeah, we should we should totally do that. I don't I don't think I don't think you should. No, we didn't discuss it. We didn't discuss Shade's name versus Shade. So I think I'm personally throwing a little bit of shade on our whole podcast because we had a technical glitch. Basically, my computer filled up in the middle of recording shade. Our pants fell off, so we had to go get new pants. So we have new chairs, we have new lighting. Uh we're trying a little new technique this time. We're recording from Tennessee. Yeah. Most of those things are true. Tennessee. What's that song? It's kind of like that. Yeah, it's kind of like that, but better. Tennessee? Who did that one? Tennessee. ABC Wetnaps. What the hell was that band? Digital on Arrested Development. Yeah, developments of the arrested. I'm white, sorry. But anyways, I threw shade on our episode last time. So kind of Well, you didn't throw shade on. But this would be a good time for any of you viewers to throw shade at the fact that we made a full switch mid-episode. Yeah. But like, I hope we look better now. I hope that you throw so much shade that at the end of it we feel cooked. We did cooked. I know, but I don't know where to go with this. Are we running out of words? No, it's just really weird to break up an episode in two. I think that's where I'm at. Okay. I have no idea what we said. We probably should have listened to it before sitting down. Just to figure- You don't listen to these anyway, so. No, I don't. Why would you do why would you study before this? I no, that's not the problem. The problem isn't that I listen or don't listen to any of the episodes, and I don't. The point is that because we cut the episode midway, we should have listened to know what we had already said. Again, as soon as I walk out of this room, I forget everything I've said. And you know it. Because I call you while I'm listening to an episode in the car, I'm like, oh, I wish I had said this joke. And then I call you back 10 minutes later to be like, oh, I said that joke. I did that joke. Yeah. So here's an idea. Name the top three times that something weird happened when you were in shade. The top three times that something weird happened while I was in shade? Yeah, while you were in the shade. I don't know. Do you have a list of three things already ready to go with? Uh not ready to go, but I mean lots of stuff happens in the shade. No, in the shadows, not the shade. The shadow? He's like the lamest frickin' like superhero there ever was. Did I send you the oh you did it? The ducktail thing? It was so good. If we start talking about that, that's this episode's not about shade anymore. Oh, we can throw shade on the original duck tails. Yeah. Because it made it it made it terrible. That's how good this one was. Give the viewers like a rundown of what you're saying. So I'm sure you've all seen on the interwebs, we'll call it the Instagram or the TikTok. These people will take old songs or whatever and do them in a different style. And I think it's AI doubt. I don't know that they're actually doing it. Maybe they're doing it. I haven't. A few of them are. A few of them are uh really good, uh really uh well done musicians. No, okay. I don't know. I couldn't tell that guy. That guy looked like he was the guy who was playing along, looked like he like he was surprised as he was playing along. Yeah, that was weird. So, anyways, he had apparently I think it was AI, but he was hearing it for the first time. But it was taking the DuckTales theme song and turning it into like Which is iconic, by the way. Iconic. Yes. And turning it into like an 80s sort of hair metal-ish vibe, right? It wasn't just a vibe, it was spot on. It was perfection. Yeah, it it had just enough cheese, but was actually done well enough that it was it was so good. I would listen to it right now. It was so good that the original is no longer iconic. That's how good it was. This is me throwing shade on the original at the original. It deserved. I don't know if you throw it on or it doesn't matter. So you got you got you got nothing about no stories about being in the shade. Weird things that have happened in the shade. Yeah. I'm sure there's been something that's happened like at a baseball game. We've been in the shade. Have you ever come close to catching a ball at a baseball game? Not close enough to make a story about it. No. Just because like it's been close enough where I've been frustrated that I've been like 10 people away. Yeah. But that's as close as I've gotten. I got hit with a hockey pucket a game once. In the not in the face, though, right? Look at me. Do you think I would still look like this? Is that why you grew the beard out? Is it just all devastated underneath there? I actually have no jaw on this. No, it hit me right here in the chest. It would have hit me in the face, but it hit a it hit a railing in front of the chair. Right there, right? Right here. Yeah, you can hit him there all the time because there's no heart there. Safest place to hit him. It hit me here in the shoulder. Anyways, there was a railing in front of me, and so it hit the railing and it changed direction slightly and went down. Otherwise, it would hit me in that. And then the guy behind me caught it and he was gonna keep it. And his buddies were like, bro, you gotta give the kid the puck. Oh, you were a kid? Yeah, I was like 12 or something. I was younger than 12 because it was before the sharks were around. So that's nine, ten years old. Yeah, but you probably still had the beard. Well, yeah. Easily. But you could tell I was a kid. Though it seems like we just started, this has been a pretty good episode. Well, in some ways we did just start. Because again, I don't remember anything that we did. And then it's the perfect spot to end this. Um I'm still trying to think of something weird that happened to me in the shade. Well, not even a list of three. I'm trying to think of one. Sleep on it. We can always revisit that later. In a different outfit. We'll find different chairs for that one too. Well, technically, you're sleeping in the shade. Weird shit happens when you're asleep. Yeah, but I guess. Dreams? Well, just fall asleep here. I'll make sure something weird happens. Dreams a cranberry song. Dreams is all kinds of like that's a that's a um probably Fleetwood Mac and freaking Lindsay Buckingham. Van Halen. They have a dream song. Okay, we're getting distracted. We're never gonna get out of here because you just started, so you're just getting revved up. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry to get excited about our show. I had to throw a little shade on him. He's I don't know if I'm using that right because probably not. There were deaths. You know what? I can think of plenty of times where I wish there had been shade because I burn easily and don't like to use. And we live in Arizona, so pretty much every day, almost every day. I remember no the the biggest one I can think of was uh is it junior high graduation or sixth grade? We took a trip to the local water park and I did not wear sunscreen. Yeah. And my back burned so aggressively that when it peeled, it peeled in the shape of an eagle on my back. That's badass. Yeah. It was then, because then it was still cool. Now it's like a sign of doucherie. Oh, ooh, speaking of signs of doucherie. I was at name. Signs of Doucherie, yeah, that's actually a pretty good band name. Uh, I was at Home Depot today. Do we need to save this for the next podcast? Sure. Don't let don't let it go. Uh, everybody. Catch the next episode for another sign of doucherie. Like, subscribe, follow, share. With somebody, please. Unlike twice. Yeah. Whatever you want to do. Yeah. We love all that. Uh, look us up at hangout slingout.com or email us at hangout slingout at gmail.com. Or did I do that right? Yeah. Or find us on our socials at hangout slangout. Those almost sound exactly the same. All right. They are all exactly the same. You just have different things. Oh, you just get to end this episode with a little bit of shade, throw some shade on me. I'm just saying, like, be smarter. All right. This is uh not smart Dan. And this is smarter than not smart Dan, Matt. It's a lot of. That was like a tongue twister right there, but you know, all right. We got around to it. Okay. See you later, guys. We'll see you next time. Later, slangers. Okay, what else you got? You can leave the charge on this. I don't know how commercials work. What do you mean? That's all you ever do. Let's get this shit out of glasses. Pussies.

unknown 27:57

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:58

I can't see anything. It just feels right. And the ears are supposed to be like this, right? Out of the hat? Is that the question you're asking? But it feels it feels legit when they're tucked in. It feels cozy. That means you got the wrong size hat. Where's your hat? Come on, let's do it. I can't wear it with a shark shirt. Sure you can. I mean you can do that. Oh shoot, that thing's all kinds of dusty dude. It fits. No, no one says hat.