Salty - 118 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

This week's episode has just the right amount of seasonings. Don't believe us? Click play and find out for yourselves, Slangers. And try not to be too SALTY about it. Also, we hope you enjoy the tribute to Chuck Norris in all his most famous "quotes" glory. 

S3 - SALTY

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Hey dude. 1980s Nickelodeon sitcom. You are correct. You are correct, sir. No, I'm uh Yes, what's up? I'm officially old. You already were, but why?

SPEAKER_01 0:15

Um so you know, like we're always making fun of these words, and if we use them, we're gonna sound really bad or come off really cringe. That's one of the words. So I did I it it happened out in the wild. I um I I dropped a slang word and I almost killed my kids with it.

SPEAKER_02 0:38

Did they pick it up? So we did peak not too long ago, uh-huh. And uh peak became like an issue for getting it ready just in time for so it would go live. Okay. And um, so I listened to that, played it about 400 times within a three-day period. You took it right to the limit? Yeah, peaked in. Yeah, it is peaked in. I wish I'd used it that well, but so that that word was in my vocabulary, so I was just it was just there, and I don't use that word ever. Sure.

SPEAKER_01 1:13

So we're in there, I'm talking to Jaden, we're going off on I think some I don't know if it was I don't know if it was basketball or baseball, something. But I was just like, yeah, the guy was in the zone. He was just like, he was at peak levels, and it stopped my son in his in his tracks. Like he was literally walking out of the room and he stopped, turned around, and was like, Dad, no. I was like, oh I was like, did it sound that bad? He didn't even talk to me, he just left.

SPEAKER_02 1:40

Here's the thing I'm officially old. Now I don't know if that was the exact sentence as you said it. No, well, you know, because if it was, no, I used it as like, yeah, yeah, he was he was a peak something, and he was like, Dad, no, like not even nice, like you are awful. All right. I just think like the way that you explain the story is really good. No, it's it was terrible, but it was it's very possible. That's peak dan. Peak dan. It's very possible that you used it properly for the actual word as opposed to slang. Yeah. And he took it as slang because now real world, real words don't have definitions anymore. He took it as you don't use words, old man. Don't do it. Well, he can't tell you not to use words because then what are we doing here? It's all we do. Words. All right. So I wouldn't worry too much about it. No, I'm gonna worry about it. So I'm hoping the music comes in. The reality from this. The reality is he just turned 23. He's probably too old to use it too. Maybe that's what it is, but it it sobered me up pretty dang quick, and I don't even drink. I drink up knowledge. I soak up knowledge. I'm like a knowledgey sponge. What do you what do you do after it gets into your system? You just pee it back out? Well, it depends on if my system is down or not. Is that supposed to be a system of a down joke? He's trying to get there. That was terrible. That was way worse than my uh final destination joke earlier. No, that one worked pretty well. Yeah, I know. That was fantastic. You're welcome. I had to spell it out too, but I was just like, I hope everybody understands what he was doing. I'm so mad because I was like, you ruined the joke by overexplaining it. Nope. Yeah. You have to overexplain, like like when I have to overexplain my jokes to you. No, that's because you can't tell a joke. I know what I can tell. I can tell our listeners and viewers, this is hang out with your slang out.

SPEAKER_01 3:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

We have the best, we have the best catchphrases for this, the best slogans for for podcasts.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

Well, no, you said I can This is hang out with your slang out.

SPEAKER_02 3:48

You said I can tell yeah. You said I can tell our listeners that. Yeah, you can. You just did.

SPEAKER_01 3:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:53

Did you want me to follow it with something? Uh yeah. I'm Matt. I'm Dan. I'm Peak Dan. And this is Peak slang knowledge. That's for you, Jim. I don't know if it's peak. Peak a boo. It's peak in the British Peak, like valley, very valley.

unknown 4:13

Fuck that.

SPEAKER_02 4:14

All right. Were we done? Oh, I don't know. Okay. You just started getting up. I thought that we were gonna like put a closure on that intro, but nope. What kind of closure you got? I got nothing now. You ruined it. No, I didn't. I'm setting you up. Look at T ball of you right now. Closure. We're getting go to commercial. Right. Just because we're done with the word doesn't mean we can't keep talking. Yeah, we do, because we were supposed to talk about a new word. I thought you had another word ready for us. I do have another word ready for us. I just didn't know that you wanted to start that word right now. Three, two, one. God, you were so salty sometimes. For real? For real. That's my word. Sorry, we're getting down to playoff time, and I got a bunch of angry fans that are just stupid. So I want to talk about it. And now I'm being them. I am fully encompassing this word. I just think this is such an easy episode for us to do. For you, I might just have to sit back and let you go. Maybe. I don't know. No. Look at the lines on there. Look at you were just full on. When these microphones work, baby. Uh salty. You won't need me to do all the work. Like you were just talking today about how both of your teams lost and how depressing it was for you. It's a rough day. And on Jaden's birthday, or in that whole weekend, we we swept. And then uh Liverpool won as well. Yeah. And I think that, you know, obviously salty doesn't only apply to sports, but I think it does fairly frequently. Because I think people get um unrealistic expectations in their heads of what could possibly be for their team. And so when the smallest sign of inconvenience comes, you just get this like bubbling bitterness that just permeates your entire personality. Do you want me to throw out some uh actual like descriptions of Salty? Yes, and unless you are gonna start singing the Salty Balls song by putting it with your mouth in the suckle. Please let there be South Park fans watching this right now. There's only one South Park fan even sitting here right now. Okay. But I do know that song, and it is pretty funny. It's it, yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 6:47

Salty, according to Urban Dictionary, our long lost uh podcast friend, being salty is when you are upset over something little. He was so salty after he died in Smash Brothers.

SPEAKER_02 6:59

Well, I mean, that's legit. You're allowed to get pissed off if you died in Smash Brothers. What are we calling? Why are we calling that it's small? That's not a small thing. The act of being upset, angry, or bitter as a result of being made fun of or embarrassed. Also a characteristic of a person who feels out of place or is feeling attacked. All right. So you live your life salty then. I've lived this podcast salty. Your life.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

Sometimes. I mean, I'm just straight, I'm like one of them salt lick cube things, and you're like a big ass deer that's just should I do that again?

SPEAKER_02 7:35

You should not. I think that sometimes you forget that we do video now.

SPEAKER_00 7:39

But that probably looked really good. I feel like it probably What's going on with my voice? Oh, really good. I don't know, bro. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

We're gonna do a total valley episode from here on out, bro. All right, there's actually some history here on Urban Dictionary. I don't know how this is possible. This is from 2015. We don't know that it's true either. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 8:01

A term originating from the United States Navy used to describe disgruntled senior enlisted members, also used to describe someone who has sea experience from a prior deployment, for whom the romanticized idea of ship life is gone and replaced with sea salt. That seems pretty legit.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

Um anyway, yeah. So like you you get this whole thing, and the same thing. So you may not recognize this because it deals with you personally. But last year, the Dodgers had a couple dips in performance. They were pretty bad dips, though. I understand that. I mean, the fact that we even won the black series is way we were playing here. But what I'm saying is there were multiple times last season where I had to talk you off the ledge and remind you that there are a hundred and sixty-two games. And if you were to win two out of every three games over a season, I think you still end up sell setting the all-time wins record for a season, or it's really close if you want to. Which is what I want. That's a weird and you gotta give it to one. But the last season was actually my first time being invested in watching a full season of baseball. No, and I see that a hundred percent. I get that, but uh what I'm saying and the point that I'm making is that this is how sports fans are. Like, however good it is, it can't possibly ever be good enough. I bet that there are still Arsenal supporters that are upset about something during their perfect season. Arsenal, they got plenty to be upset about. Yes, it's it comes with the territory. But that's my point. It's like I just think that gunners with sports fans specifically, yeah. Even more so with the ones that are completely incapable of playing whatever sport it is they're a fan of. I think that they we get our p our panties twisted too much about the littlest thing. And I think that like, for instance, going back to my sharks thing, guys are getting upset because they're not playing as well as they think that they could be.

SPEAKER_00 10:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:07

Except for the fact that they're far exceeding what everybody's expectations were of the team this year already. I think a majority of fans always forget that. And so it's like, yes, fans want the team to make the playoffs. I want the team to make the playoffs. I think that the arena is an amazing place to be in when they make the playoffs. Yeah, they're about to announce potential tickets, and some part of me wants to figure out how to go. I'm not going to, but some part of me wants to figure it out. But that's not the point. Sound a little salty. The point is that we can make it happen. Sure. The point is, I just think that like building those expectations in the way that fans think, it's just it's unhealthy. And that saltiness is you know what gives you that. I think that if you were just to look at it through the scope of holy shit, they're having a way better season than I thought they were, it would be a lot more enjoyable season for people to watch. But I think that Monday morning quarterback thing where you have to dissect every move of every game, and it's like, come on. And like um that's happening in real time for those guys. You're right. It happens a lot in sports. Um, but I I think it happens a lot too, a little bit like in different versions of like the entertainment industry. Uh, like every Star Wars movie made after the first three. We don't want to bring the nerds into this because yeah, we do. Come on, nerds. Let's go for a ride. Yeah, no, it it really do make it impossible to do. You're right, and I am gonna go in on the nerds because that's another thing. Like I'm thinking of like Taylor Swift taking on people, or like when the Kardashians are fighting with people or rappers, but man, if we bring the nerds in on Star Wars, and you don't even need I mean, Star Wars is a big one, and it's probably the easiest one to attack, but if you attack anything, like so many people will be like, uh, this isn't enough, like the book, or uh this isn't canon or whatever it happens to be. Like, okay. How about you just sit and be entertained by it? Like, that's okay too. You don't have to be salty that it's not your perfect version.

SPEAKER_01 12:00

I found this guy online, I should send you him. Um, some young kid too. Like, he was talking about comic books and the comic book movies, like the Marvel stuff, and he brought up um how much everybody hated the She-Hulk TV show. And he was like, Marvel gave you She-Hulk. If you open a comic book of She-Hulk, they did it perfect. It's exactly what She-Hulk is. But that doesn't mean it's good on TV. You know, it's like in a lot of fans forget that. They're like, oh, if you don't make it like the comic, then they complain that they did oh, you you you got too far away from it.

SPEAKER_02 12:32

A lot of stuff, it's like when you read a book, a lot of stuff does not work on film as it does in your brain. Oh, and I think you also have to take into account that sometimes even if it's not right, it's a vehicle to get people to further investigate into whatever that thing is. Yeah. So like there are probably a large number of people that didn't even know She-Hulk existed.

SPEAKER_01 12:56

Yeah, there's some.

SPEAKER_02 12:56

Yeah, now there's a show about it, and it's like, oh no, I kind of want to go read the comic books so that I can be salty on the back end about how it wasn't enough like the comic books or whatever it happens to be. But um yeah, I thought I thought that was a good point because that really does fit a little bit of the Star Wars canon. Like, if it doesn't make canon, it's not good. And like, yeah, there's lots of problems with the newer ones, but I bet you in 20 years it's gonna have a lot of fans. Like, nobody thought anybody was gonna like the prequels after a while, and now they are kind of become a little, I don't want to use the word i can't use the word iconic yet. They're but they have a lot of people who love those movies, yeah. And um, I'm sure the new ones will have that as well. Well, and it's interesting too, because you sit there and like there are certain things that aren't canon that have become made a franchise better, like and or the TV show. Yeah, fantastic. It's such a good show. But do you have any perfect examples of somebody who is routinely salty, not including your co-host?

SPEAKER_01 13:58

Um, he's not alive anymore.

SPEAKER_02 14:00

Don Rickles. 100%. Were you gonna say Don Rickles? Yeah, like a bunch of his stuff has been popping into my feed lately, and I don't know why people like other actors are talking about him. And I was not gonna say Don Rickles. I also think Rodney Dangerfield fits like over, but that's not who I was gonna say either. I was gonna use a fictional character. Oh well, I could get real salty. I always get salty on a certain fictional character, but we don't need to go into that. No, not a character that we get salty about, a person, a character.

SPEAKER_01 14:27

Oh, a character that is salty. Um there's a bunch, isn't there? Oh, yeah, there's a ton. I mean, all the Hank Hill's boys, they're always salty. Oh yeah. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_02 14:37

All right, get who you got? It's gotta be a Simpson comic book store guy. Oh, yeah. He is the walking, living personification of salty. He's the worst episode ever. Which this might be, I don't know. Um, you know who I uh still with the Simpsons? I think Smithers is a little salty, yeah. Because he has that unrequited.

SPEAKER_01 14:59

But he holds it, he holds it all in, but it's there, it's bubbling the whole time.

SPEAKER_02 15:02

Sure. Obviously, obviously, Bender. Lisa's got some saltiness too. Yeah, I think all good characters have a little bit of saltiness.

SPEAKER_01 15:09

Pretty much any anything Ryan Reynolds does. Like every character he's ever played has got at least a hint of saltiness.

SPEAKER_02 15:16

Yeah, and I think, you know, we joke about me being salty, but I am, and I think that that lends to a certain level of sarcasm. So, like sarcastic characters especially come across as super salty. Yeah. I mean, he's so salty that when we have dinner and I need a little extra salt on my steak, I just rub it on him. I just rub my hand all over it. And just like put it in your armpit. 30 seconds. Just enough. That's gross. What else you got? Um pepper. No, stick with me on that. Salt and pepper. The the the the rap group. That's all then. Peppa. And peppa is totally salty. Peppa pig. I did not say that. That's rude.

unknown 16:05

No.

SPEAKER_01 16:06

Don't get salt and pepper. What are their fans call them?

SPEAKER_02 16:09

They used to this is how long you haven't been a fan of baseball. They used to have signs behind home plate that said no pepper. Yeah, because of what was that?

SPEAKER_01 16:20

I'm so vaguely uh isn't putting pepper on something like giving a little bit of spice, like throwing shit a little hot. No. Well, what is pepper? Sneezing?

SPEAKER_02 16:30

No, it's like a it's like a fielding game where you like you're throwing in the person's bunting back and forth. That's lame.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

That ain't baseball.

SPEAKER_02 16:41

It's like a fielding grill. That's basically what it is. But it's something that like at major league stadiums and stuff like that, they didn't want going on because they're trying to take care of the field.

SPEAKER_01 16:50

I thought peppering something up was like like, you know, like you take a shotgun to somebody or with like salt pellets instead, and you pepper them up a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 16:59

No.

SPEAKER_01 16:59

Yeah, it is. Internet challenge?

SPEAKER_02 17:04

No. Uh-huh. He's scared. No, I just don't want to pick up my phone. Fucking scared. Dude, just cuss and say that I was. He's friggin' scared. Look how salty it is when I cuss. Yeah, that's my thing, man. Is it? Yeah, I'm supposed to be the one that's cussing all the way. Alright, so we're gonna sidetrack here just for a second.

SPEAKER_01 17:21

But I was thinking, uh, maybe we should try to embrace the whole uh clean thing. Think we could pull that off?

SPEAKER_02 17:30

No. I would like to, and I know what your reasoning is for it. It's completely selfish. It's just a rip-off everyone. Oh no. Your reasoning is because you want to get the clean comedians to come on the show, and you're afraid that they won't do it because we're not clean.

SPEAKER_01 17:45

That or you're just not funny enough yet.

SPEAKER_02 17:48

Yes, you're not funny enough yet. Oh no, I said it right the first time. You know, right. You're standing in the mirror saying salty. Dan, you're not funny enough yet.

SPEAKER_01 17:58

I thought about the two because we've we've talked to a few of them just like, you know, we're talking about wieners and stuff, they may not necessarily want to be on the show. So maybe not.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

I just saw your boy though, uh, Dustin Nickerson. I said Nickerson was on like a choke is so not funny every time you tell it.

SPEAKER_01 18:16

Well, he tells it all the time, and I'm ripping him off fair and square.

SPEAKER_02 18:18

Yeah, it's not funny when you tell it.

SPEAKER_01 18:21

Um, and he was on he was on a sports podcast, and they were talking about um uh coaching for like a club because he has his daughter's still in uh volleyball. And I was just like, oh, what a niche. Maybe you can get him on the the the um sharks podcast.

SPEAKER_02 18:37

I think he likes hockey. Just because he's white doesn't mean he likes hockey. You seen him? It's a better thanks.

SPEAKER_01 18:46

It fits. Gotta be a hockey fan.

SPEAKER_02 18:49

What?

SPEAKER_01 18:49

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 18:50

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 18:51

I'm just saying I don't know. Maybe he is. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 18:57

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 18:57

You want to take a moment? So what else you got for slice? Slice? Salty. Now I'm salty that you didn't even remember what episode we were doing.

SPEAKER_01 19:09

It's a pretty good episode, a pretty good word. Not really.

SPEAKER_02 19:12

But um nope. What did you ask me? I asked if you wanted to take a moment. Where should we take it?

unknown 19:21

God damn it.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

Was that the joke? No. That's a pretty famous joke. I don't know that that's a famous joke. That's like half a joke. I just didn't I didn't do the lead up to it very much. You didn't do the good or bad app. Yeah, okay. Maybe it wasn't half of a joke at all. Sound a little salty about it. No, it's just we have talked a lot over the course of this show about um our propensity for murdering people with our words, I guess. Have we killed anybody lately? I I don't think we've killed anybody necessarily, but we did talk about the only person who pushes the world down instead of pushing themselves up. I almost feel like he deserves a good 10 minutes. I think here's the thing. And like, you know, obviously in today's society, when somebody like uh Chuck passes away, um Chuck Mangioni. Chuck Mangioni. Famously uh famously part of a King of the Hill episode. Um when somebody like Chuck Norris passes away, I think you end up hearing just as much of the good stuff as the bad stuff. And I will wholly acknowledge that I am sure that I would have not agreed with Chuck Norris on a lot of things, nor would have I expected to, considering he was on a show called Walker Texas Ranger.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

But that was back when it was okay to be Walker Texas Ranger. It means a whole new thing now.

SPEAKER_02 20:52

I guess. Yeah. But I don't think that it means something different. I think we didn't know any better.

SPEAKER_01 20:58

No, to me it does, because like uh Arnold Schwarzenegger was a hard Republican, and he's one of the most biggest voices of reason right now.

SPEAKER_02 21:05

Speaking of uh Schwarzenegger, I was there's that German com German comedian that's getting kind of famous on the Instagram. You'd know him if you saw him. I've sent you a couple of times. And he was doing a set on stage, and he was like talking to somebody who like had grown up with him was in the audience, had grown up with Arnold Schwarzenegger, was in the audience. And then they got into you know what his name means, right? And it's Schwartz literally means black in Oh, I think you sent me this. I might have sent it to you today. Oh, today? I just saw it today.

SPEAKER_01 21:41

Oh, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 21:43

Uh, where Schwartz means black in German, and the other part is just direct translation, so it's literally black N-word.

SPEAKER_01 21:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:51

And that's his last name. No way. And I laugh so hard. Anyways, getting back to Chuck. Man Joni. Getting back to Chuck Norris. Um, yeah, I think you know, especially in the early 2000s, I had countless laughs thanks to everybody's ability to Chuck Norris. make him even more grandiose than he was. And not just that, also in the early 2000s, you were dealing with things like Total Gyms commercials with him and Christy Brinkley for 45 minutes talking and doing a workout.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

My thing is, I never I never thought Chuck Norris fit that the be-all end all badass man on the planet.

SPEAKER_02 22:36

I figured I would have picked Arnold Schwarzenegger for that before. But I think that's what makes it part of the joke, also, right? But it they're so they're so good that it's like, how do you not love it? It's the only way I can think of him now. Um Chuck Norris jokes. Yeah. First one I love. Uh Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug.

SPEAKER_01 22:58

It's not dead, it's just afraid to move. Uh that's good. Oh my god. Chuck Norris. He once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like. All right. Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, but death finally worked up enough nerve or enough courage to tell him.

SPEAKER_02 23:27

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it. Oh man. When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital. Yeah, that's a great one. That's a classic. Yeah. When Chuck Norris slices onions, he onions cry. That's true. Oh, this is my favorite classic one. Just because it's impossible and perfect. Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

Okay, this one's not politically correct, but Chuck Norris once attended, once attended a woman's march and came home with a sandwich and three iron shirts.

SPEAKER_02 24:15

Man, is that inappropriate? Oh, but that's good stuff, though. Oh when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:25

Oh Chuck Norris.

SPEAKER_02 24:29

I got the next inappropriate one when you're done.

SPEAKER_01 24:31

Let's go.

SPEAKER_02 24:33

Chuck Norris uses rib condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Okay. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live. Time waits for no man unless that man is Chuck Norris.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double for crying scenes.

SPEAKER_02 25:02

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear. Oh man. Chuck Norris can divide by zero, another classic. Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Stupid. Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

SPEAKER_01 25:27

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

SPEAKER_02 25:31

There you go. When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay, What is Courage? He received an A plus for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top. Oh, we miss you, Chuck. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris reclines flat on a Spirit Airlines flight. There's no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There's only another fist. Yep. Chuck Norris has six stars on Google reviews. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. Nice. That's well written. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. That's always good.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

Um Chuck Norris turned 18.

SPEAKER_02 26:30

His parents moved out.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

The drummer from Def Leopard has one arm because Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher. I'm going to end on that one. That was that was pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 26:46

That is good. Yeah, so we will definitely have this. I'll probably do a Chuck Norris outro or something.

SPEAKER_01 26:53

But oh that's a good laugh. Damn, we should have started it with that. I feel like I need a cigarette. Sexual healing. Nope. Nope. Sexual salt. You make me salty.

SPEAKER_00 27:07

Healing.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

So we're gonna end a salty episode with him singing. I don't want I don't want to call this episode salty. I want to call it well seasoned. Okay. This well-seasoned episode.

SPEAKER_01 27:19

But all you slangers out there, I just want you guys to remember when it comes to the word salty, you put them in your mouth and suck them. Uh right? No? Alright.

SPEAKER_02 27:33

Um, stalk us. Like our stuff, share it, follow us, subscribe. I heard subscribing is kind of a big deal. Look at look at old videos. There might be links up here somewhere. I don't know. We'll see. They're like if there aren't, go find links. Watch our show. Like pork links or sausage links?

unknown 27:52

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 27:52

Them are salty. Salt, salt, salty bubbles. Salty in my mouth. Anyways, I'm getting sidetracked, but it doesn't matter. Fun little episode. When you're done watching us, go watch uh In Living Color.

SPEAKER_01 28:04

Um, this is Hang Out with Your Slang Out, as always.

SPEAKER_02 28:07

The number one podcast about slang in some some households. I would call it undisputed because I don't know if anybody's disputed it yet. Well, I mean, there's only like five other podcasts. Yeah. But we're kicking their ass. We're so much better than that. They're so eff and salty. They probably provide more information.

SPEAKER_01 28:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:26

Nobody wants information on a podcast. Get out of here.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

No, they want words. They want this.

SPEAKER_02 28:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:33

Should we hug? Kiss? No. Alright. Should we high five? Yeah. Oh, that was not good. Um I'm Dan. I'm Matt.

SPEAKER_02 28:43

And hopefully we'll do this again. Less salty next time. Can we do pepper?

SPEAKER_01 28:50

What about juicy? Is juicy a thing? I think so. Kind of juicy because I think I need another drink. I don't think that that's not how that works. That's a good way to end it though.

SPEAKER_02 29:04

Alright, salty slingers. We'll see you later.

SPEAKER_01 29:07

Peace. Love. And don't f don't F with Chug North. And peanut butter cups.

SPEAKER_02 29:14

Who doesn't love a good peanut butter cup? Well, I guess peanut butter. Oh, you said peanut butter. I said peanut butter cups. Totally different. Get us out of here.

SPEAKER_01 29:39

You want to say that again? You were happy I was doing what?

SPEAKER_02 29:45

That while I was waxing poetic, you were paying attention to something else.

SPEAKER_01 29:49

Wax on. Wax off. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:52

That just happened. That just happened. Maybe I'm salty because I'm partnered with an idiot.

SPEAKER_01 29:58

There's another guy on your podcast? On your other podcast?

SPEAKER_02 30:01

No, no. Just this one.