Mogging - 122 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

To MOG or not to MOG? That is this week's question. Though we've been accused of MOGGING, there has never been any clear evidence. So, Slangers, you'll have to be the judge. Are we guilty?? Or are we just really really pretty???

S3 - MOGGGING

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Hey slingers. Welcome back this week. We want to start things out a little different this time. We've gotten a lot more eyeballs and attention lately.

SPEAKER_00 0:11

Apparently. Apparently. According to the numbers we've seen. Yeah. So we just wanted to welcome you guys here. We would love if you guys subscribed or supported the channel in any way. We'll have links to that in the bio.

SPEAKER_01 0:26

But I just wanted to welcome you to the show.

SPEAKER_00 0:29

I'm Dan. I'm Matt. And we are slang experts. Not really, but we have a we have a podcast about slang. Yeah. That's about as expert as it gets. And apparently it's the number one podcast about slang. In central Arizona? That's because that's because there's not a whole lot of them out there. In Northwest Phoenix. But we're pretty, we're pretty good. We're pretty badass. But we just wanted to welcome you here.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

Um there'll be all kinds of shenanigans. Hopefully you guys will enjoy them.

SPEAKER_00 0:56

If it's your first time, don't expect to learn anything. Yeah. Other than the love for us. Also, if it's not your first time, then you should already know that you don't learn anything. Yeah. And we love you because obviously you love pain and you love meteorocrity. Meteorcrity? Did I say that right? No, you didn't. It's mediocrity. What did I what did I say? I said meteorocrity. That sounds about right. As if it was like a really boring meteor. It kind of is. Um, just keep watching the skies. That's all I ever say. Keep on watching these guys. What are these guys doing? Mm-hmm. We're about to uh take you guys on a slang adventure. So uh hang out after the music. This guy's got some big news for us. Apparently I do. All right. Thanks for coming back. We love you guys. Here's the show something. Hi five. You are so good at this. I'm glad you took the lead on that. Man, it's like watching Tom Brokaw in his prime. Let's do this.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Broka?

SPEAKER_00 1:56

Time to slang. Yeah. What did you want? Peter Jennings?

SPEAKER_01 1:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:00

Fucking unbelievable. No, I'm I'm a I'm a Dan Ackered fan myself. No, that's not his name. Dan Rather. Yes. I'm a Dan Rather fan. Cut to music. Too late. Um, all right. Um you said you had something you wanted to discuss? Start this weekend. Well, I want to discuss it because I don't understand it.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

God damn it. I thought there was gonna be any math on this show.

SPEAKER_00 2:40

I don't know whether or not there is because I don't understand it. So I got a message from you the other day, my podcast co-host, that said you're fired. Once we got through that, there was another message that send those out weekly, that mentioned that now we have a way to subscribe to us or to get like the stuff that hits the cutting room floor. There's no cutting room floor, but but basically, like if you like us, which everybody knows you don't, but if you do that there's a way that you can go about getting more of us, God help you all. And we love you guys. Um we're starting out to subscribe and think we've been telling you to do it for a while. And we've been wrestling with what we're gonna offer for that. So if there's any ideas out there that you guys would like to offer, we know we're gonna probably grab some cutting room floor stuff. You're gonna get foot picks whether you like them or not. Because that's where we make the real money on the show. Um pays the bills. So you can do that or you can support now. We uh activated the support button. So if you're just watching this and you're like, oh, I just feel really bad for these two. Uh yeah, even if it's just emotional support, trust me, we could use it. I'll take it. I'll take it. Um I could use some new used shoes. New used shoes. New used shoes. That's a song, right? Yeah, I think it's by uh Nina. It was like her hit after 99 loof balloons. Oh, I thought it was Harry Styles or something like that. Nina or Nena? I've never known. I don't know either. But I heard you got a fantastic word for us this week. Oh, I don't because you were looking at the word so I'm gonna give you three. Keep in mind, I'm doing this entire episode with one less tooth, so be easy on me. I'm doing one with one less testicle. I only had one to begin with. I have negative testicles. Practically Ken in every way.

unknown 4:31

Yeah, totally.

SPEAKER_00 4:32

Except for handsome. Now, what were you saying? Um, I'll give you three options for words. Okay. We will e uh and then you pick. Okay. Yes, I understand how options work. So there'll be one option and then there'll be a second option and then a third one. And you can pick any one of those.

SPEAKER_01 4:48

Like you can pick the first one.

SPEAKER_00 4:49

Right, run that one. You can pick the second one. Now you can't pick the third one. Is there a scantron that I need to fill out in order to choose? Yes. Well, well, yeah, that sounds pretty cool. Are you going to hand me a piece of paper that says yes, no, maybe? You're gonna check it and send it back to me. And you guys will find out next week what word we're doing this week. And now we're dating. Yeah. Um, see what we're saying. Okay, so the first word is mog or moggy. Okay. Second word is frunk. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

And the third word is cybow, cyb, what was it again? Saibow.

SPEAKER_00 5:25

Saibow. Which could get us in trouble if you guys know immediately what that is. I don't think it could get us in trouble. We've already said that we're an adult podcast. Sorry, that we use adult words in our podcast. There's an there is an adult in the podcast. The other guy is. I don't want to do frunk. Okay. Because we did unk not that long ago. No. And so I feel like that's it's just they've spun it into a new thing. All right. So my options are MOG, uh frunk or cybow. Now, fun thing about frunk, there are two versions of this. There's R there's F-R-U-N-C, and then there's F-R-U-N-K. So it gives you a little more to go with. I don't like either. Okay. And so we're down to Mogging or I would like to go with Mogging. Okay. Mogging Flawly. I feel like that's the name of the band, right? Mogging Flawly. I wish I knew one of their songs. I wish you did too. Because I also do not. And they have a really big hit song, and I can't think of it right now. We'll just say it's American Pie.

SPEAKER_01 6:38

No, it's it fits. Okay, should I give a shout out to my eye doctor? Dr. Johnson?

SPEAKER_00 6:47

That's an actual real doctrine. No, I know. But it's funny every single time. Yeah. And I, yeah, sure, you can give a shout-out to your eye doctor doing the Lord's work. God bless her.

SPEAKER_01 6:59

And thankfully, my eyes haven't gotten any worse. I I mean, I don't know if they can get much worse, but I'm still level, so we'll take that, right?

SPEAKER_00 7:08

That's what you think. She keeps lighting new lenses into your glasses when you're not looking. Maybe when you are looking, you can't see that great. All right. So I guess I should just put this out here. Yeah, because if you ask me to guess what it means, unless you use it in some sort of sentence, I'm not going to get there. I feel you're going to be able to do that. Because I don't know that I've done it up. I didn't. And I don't know that I've even heard it. Well, okay, then let's do that. Let's take a guess. I figure that's what people would be doing anyways, right? Uh to mog or moggy. Sure. Um to give somebody a dirty look.

SPEAKER_01 7:42

No, that's isn't that mad dogging?

SPEAKER_00 7:44

Yeah. Yeah. So I took it. Or or mean mugging. Either way, I ooh. I haven't heard that in a while. Because I used to say mean mugging, everybody says, no, it's mad dogging. Everybody I mean by my brother and my son. Right. Who were probably drinking MD4048 at the time. Well, maybe not. Okay. So we'll do the official um I guess definition for mogging. It's official as definitions for slang words. Yeah. And then we'll jump on our favorite urban dictionary. What's mogging? Mogging is internet slang. There you go. Thank you. Uh it's been a great episode. We'll see you next week.

SPEAKER_01 8:21

Um, for outshining, dominating, or appearing significantly more attractive than someone else. I know why you picked it now.

SPEAKER_00 8:31

Because they didn't yank your eyes out, they yanked your teeth out. So you can still see Purdy. Tooth. They yanked my tooth out. Teefs. Tooths? Teefs. That sounds pretty tough.

unknown 8:43

One tooth.

SPEAKER_01 8:44

Uh viva la gato. Uno uh uno special por favor.

SPEAKER_00 8:51

Anyway, so that's one special, sorry. Say more. It is heavily tied to the looks maxing uh gross subculture and is frequently used to um to playfully or aggressively assert physical or social dominance.

SPEAKER_01 9:07

That's right. To mog moging. To effortlessly, to effortless effortlessly.

SPEAKER_00 9:13

He's not speaking effortless. Effortlessly. Neither are we. Easy. One of us is missing a tooth. One of us is missing a lobe. Lisa? Mm-hmm. Stay stay.

SPEAKER_01 9:29

Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_00 9:31

Uh to effort to effort to easily make others look inferior in comparison, whether by being taller, more muscular, or better dressed. Okay. One, two, three. Now I see why you saw it. Saw what? Well, when you look at me, you didn't see Frank, but you saw Mogging. So I get it now. Right, because I was like, look at him. I'm Mogging. Oh, for So, okay. Rat bastard. We're gonna do we're gonna roll a second word into this now. We haven't even got to Urban Dictionary's version of it. That's okay. I don't want it yet. Pull up another tab. You're on the internet. I wanna I wanna I wanna get into a second word while we're on this word, only because I don't think that I want to do an entire episode dedicated to this word, but because it was part of the definition, I feel like there are people as old or older than us that don't know what it means. Is there really anybody older than me? Excellent point. Gimme looks maxing. Lux maxing, you want that? Yes. Okay. Because I feel like that is definitely I haven't heard mogging as much. I've heard looks maxing a lot. Can I say I've heard the opposite. I haven't heard looks maxing before. Okay, well, good. We're both gonna learn something today. Okay. Well then can you read it without your special uh No, not really, but let's try it anyway. Nice. Looks maxing is an online self-improvement trend focused on maximizing physical attractiveness. Practices range from basic grooming to dangerous extremes. Ooh, more than words. While it started as a male-centric subculture, it has gone completely mainstream across TikTok and other social platforms. There is apparently soft maxing and hard maxing. Soft maxing. Maybe we should have done an entire episode for that.

SPEAKER_01 11:17

I thought that was the channel on the late night.

SPEAKER_00 11:19

Nope, that's hard maxing. Soft maxing is low commitment and natural. Skin care and hair care, building a consistent routine, cleansing, moisturizing, sunscreen, fitness. In your mouth. Yeah. And grooming. Those are soft maxing. The stuff that you like, just normal, help yourself look better, sort of things, right? That's soft maxing. That's soft maxing. Okay. Hard maxing, extreme and invasive. These are drastic, high commitment, often hazardous interventions. Cosmetic procedures such as fillers, surgical procedures, and hair transplants. Substance misuse, utilizing performance-enhancing substances or unregulated supplement regimens that carry significant health risks. Like tapeworms. I think they just mean PEDs.

unknown 12:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:04

PEDs, nuts. And viral trends, uh engaging in unverified and physically harmful practices like bone smashing or intense facial posture. That makes me want to look up another thing. Bone smashing. Or yikes. Bone saw is ready. Or intense facial posture techniques that lack scientific validation and can cause lasting damage. Okay. So just tell me we're going to have time to do dueling macho man's later, right? Oh yeah. Oh I think yours is going to be better than mine, which means no, we're not going to have time. Um so looks maxing basically means by which to make yourself look better. And there are definitely ones that have been wild that I've seen where like they have injected themselves with copious amounts of steroids and other things where they look like a um what's the best way to put this uh action figure that we may have possessed in the 80s because they're plastic and ill-proportioned? I have no idea what you're talking about, sir. I'm a Christian man. No, you're not.

unknown 13:08

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_00 13:10

Well, you are Christian. My middle name's Christian.

SPEAKER_01 13:12

Yeah.

unknown 13:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:14

Anyways, so like so basically with mogging, then there are ways to do it the natural way, the soft maxing. Is that what I said? Soft maxing? Yeah. Or uh what people are doing with the hard maxing way. But I think that and I don't know really where to go with this. I lost my train of thought, you know, drugs. But um for his tooth extraction, not just for shits and giggles. Not today, anyway. Yeah. Anyways, so like if they are if people are looks maxing in order to mog, I feel like then the mogging becomes unnatural. What's weird is when I put it into Urban Dictionary, I wanted to bring it up as look mo looks mox mac maxing and mog. Like they're almost interchangeable. Interesting. And um so with with like there's Matt with the beard and Matt before the beard. You adding the beard, I think, helped a lot. How would you know? Because I've seen your pictures without the beard when I was a child, and they make me really uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_01 14:28

So I feel like you're looks maxing or mogging when you decided to put that beard on. And this has come from a guy who can't grow a beard, so some of this is my own hate.

SPEAKER_00 14:38

Most of No, there's some truth in there. I don't know. Um, yeah, sure, I guess. I I don't know. Like, I think if anything that I did was quote unquote looks maxing, getting this tooth removed. No, it would be um marrying above your pay grade for sure. Same. Um even though honestly, when you're with a really hot woman, it makes you look worse. It doesn't make you look better. It makes you more like, what the hell is she doing with that turd? Right.

unknown 15:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:08

Um I think things that I've done to myself. Okay. I think like when I get my hair cut and I get the hard part, uh, get the hard part cut into it. I think that that is something that sort of looks maxes, because like right after I get my hair cut and I I style it, like it's very clear that it like puts me on that X level because people actually talk to me about it. It's a noticeable difference. But I don't think that we do things necessarily that are looks maxing. Like I do use beard care products, sure. I almost feel like if you anybody has beard, seriously, they I guess they all use it. I guess I softmax, but I don't certainly don't hard max. Um I definitely don't skinamax. You don't skinamax? I mad max it a whole lot. It's Thunderdome baby. That should be our word. Thunderdome. We never did Thunderdome or baby. Thunderdome baby fan name. That's uh that's all the children that were born in the Thunderdome. Um you mean this year? Right. So I guess what I'm interested in with mogging. Yeah, we can go back to moging now if you want to get it. They're pretty interchangeable, so it's kind of I I feel like we could so moging then is forcing yourself, making yourself look better than somebody else. Which technically I don't know if that's a a bad thing because we all want to be uh we all try to fluff ourselves up a little bit when in certain moments. It's not bad, except when you talk about the things like hard maxing when you're doing unnatural things that could possibly harm you to look better than somebody else. Yeah. Like I don't think it's bad to want to look your best. Um I'm straight mogging right now because I'm like, I'm sitting up, I'm sucking my gut in. Not to be mean to any of the people out there watching or to my co-host, but like or to myself. No, no, no. It's you me. But there's like there's a certain level. Nobody anybody has a level where no matter how much mogging or maxing they do, they're not gonna look better than blank person. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah, I think I I think I understand. So I think that's I think in part that's where the hard maxing comes in, is where people like know that there's no real winning, and so they go to these extreme measures, which makes them look even worse. I don't know if you've seen any of the looks maxing people. It's borderline terrifying. Now, but then this also brings up like some past looks maxing or mogging type things. Like, is Chinese footbinding counted? I mean, I guess technically it would in their culture, right? Sure.

SPEAKER_01 17:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:54

The whole thing of us chopping our penises off. Well, not us. The foreskin of the penis is technically it's just something for physical. I thought you were talking about the castrati.

SPEAKER_01 18:06

That's like my favorites favorite Italian dish.

SPEAKER_00 18:09

It's my favorite type of noodle. Um the Fusili Castrati. Or uh like Botox. Yeah, that totally fits. Literally injecting yourself with botrytis would work better. Or not even botrytis, I mean it is botrytis, but botulism. Like a disease that killed millions. Yeah. I I feel like mogging isn't that bad of a word or say in mog. I feel like it's more of a compliment. And I feel like everybody in some ways does it. Some are I okay, so I would agree with that. I feel like looks maxing is more of a derogatory term than mogging is. Okay. Yeah, I could say that. Or I could see that. Sorry. Um and I'm attributing that mostly to uh uh American vernacular specifically. Oh, when you do anything in American vernacular to the max, like just the inclusion of max in anything has a new inherent feeling of douchhiness or douchebaggery. Okay. And so I think that that's why look looks maxing or softer hard maxing uh just sounds worse to me than mogging. I I feel like it's part of our culture right now, just because anytime you see anything on TikTok alone, it's filtered. Like it's just automatic filters people's faces and stuff like that. But I was gonna say there was a whole culture that could led to this whole mogging thing.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

Like all the 90s and 2000s movies, teen movies, weren't they all about like taking the frumpy, usually girl?

SPEAKER_00 19:43

Sometimes there was a guy, and they would make them cool. Like, come on, we couldn't look at Rachel Lee Cook and assume that she wasn't just this scrubby painter. But they yeah, but they they did that with like so many different things, or they take the nerdy guy and try to make him cool with the cool guys, but like that's all a form of of presenting yourself to be better looking than. And this doves tails into a whole other term, too, uh something that was big in the probably early 2000s, I guess. Catfishing. Oh shoot. Which is still a thing, yeah. But like had its own MTV show when MTV still existed. It's still on. Well, is it well not MTV, but the catfishing's still going. Yeah. As far as I know, I thought it was still you could still stream it. So, like, are there people out there that are bogging or looks maxing in order to catfish people into just us when we're trying to get you guys to give us money? Yeah. Can we get some Vaseline on the camera? Hang on. Isn't you? Oh, it isn't me. It's just where I keep it. Oh shit. You're gonna bust out some STP on me?

SPEAKER_01 20:46

Are those are those uh them drugs kicking in?

SPEAKER_00 20:48

Sure are. So this this shouldn't be too hard, but give me an example or two of a celebrity that is guilty of mogging in the worst way, in bad ways. This shouldn't be too hard. No, it shouldn't be hard, but it kind of is. Only because in my head I'm not thinking of anybody specifically right now. Um, I don't know, because it could also be people that have just aged poorly, because I'm thinking of like change over time. And this isn't really nice to say aged poorly in this particular instance, but like do you remember like when you were younger, the first time you looked at Pam Anderson's face?

SPEAKER_02 21:28

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 21:29

And then have you seen her recently? Like she's gone on natural. Yeah, but she's which is great for her. But she had so much work that her face doesn't look natural anymore. Fair. Yeah. So I throw her into that category. Okay, I could see that she would I guess that would fit.

SPEAKER_01 21:44

Um I was gonna go. This is it's a little bit political, but I won't I won't go into details. But have you ever noticed anybody who ends up on a certain side of the spectrum or P for political stuff or like I don't know, the Fox Network. Especially with uh female reporters, they all tend to start how do I say looking the same? They have the same hue of makeup, the same hairstyle ends up and the same um I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 22:20

It's it's a very descript book. And I feel like that's a form of their moging. They're catering to a certain uh eye candy that they they that they think mostly men want to see. And then obviously my other one I would jump on is anything the Kardashians do is front and center is mogging or hard, whatever hard maxing or whatever you want to call it. I mean they've built their career around it. Sure. They do so. It's like, look at our new butt. It's like all right. I don't remember any of them saying look at our new buttons. That was like the whole season, too, was like, we all got butts this year. And then the next year it was like, oh, now I have a makeup line. No, he was the Kardashian fan that's been watching all the seasons. There's more than two seasons. Don't play dumb now. No, it's too late. You've already Yeah, I'm their biggest fan. Ratted yourself out. Yeah. Um, yeah, I agree with all of those. Um wrestling to a certain extent. They're all about that. That's all about logging with your you know, I guess with your cock. I think part of the reason that I liked Undertaker so much was just he was just a big dude. Yeah, I wasn't doing that. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:30

We might have to start a wrestling channel because we seem to fall back on old wrestling guys.

SPEAKER_00 23:36

Wasn't there uh oh, there's the episode okay, gotcha, got one. Okay, which is the episode of The Simpsons, hey, where Mo isn't is sad that he's lonely and gets uh facelift to look better and then starts getting all this attention, pretty girlfriend, and then it all falls apart. I'm having a weird time right now because I remember that episode, but I can't remember him getting the facelift. My favorite part of the episode is when he's in with the doctor that's gonna do the surgery, which isn't Dr. Nick Revere, it's actually a different uh it's not Hibbert, obviously, it's a different doctor, specifically for plastic surgery. And he's like telling him all the parts he's gonna do while circling him with like a pencil on his face. And he's like, We're gonna move this over here, this over here. I don't even know what one of these are. We'll get rid of this, and then all of a sudden he comes out and he looks like a model. I think he was on like a soap opera for a little bit in that episode. See how these good looks. We love that guy. Hey, so throwing out a couple options, and that actually led to another option. Sure. Um, that wasn't too bad of an idea for this week, right? I mean, it was terrible, but I think that's because you're on drugs right now. The idea was terrible because I'm on drugs. No, do you want to show them your mouth?

unknown 25:02

No.

SPEAKER_00 25:04

That ought to get us some listeners or viewers. Only if the viewers are dentists. They haven't made it this way. Because they know how much money they can make off of your mouth. Um, okay, so how do you feel about like would you use either of these words out in public? I might discuss the word mogging, but I won't I wouldn't use it by saying somebody is mogging because I feel like it's a word that sounds lame coming from me because I'm this old. That's fair. Like in this scenario, it's really cool. So I could just mog it up. It's it's far less cool. Um to use that word.

SPEAKER_01 25:47

No, but no, but uh so I it and the weird the word is a little it's a a little weird. It's not the most pleasant sounding word, but moging.

SPEAKER_00 25:58

Okay. Just kind of makes me think of like, I don't know, like a puddle of mud or something. I can't think of their song, damn it. Why can't you? They got plenty.

SPEAKER_01 26:12

You can't think of blurry or you can't believe think of um I Wanna Smack Your Ass or whatever that song is called.

SPEAKER_00 26:19

Blurry's the slow song about the uh um child support and stuff. Oh, okay. Whatever.

unknown 26:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:25

First album's pretty good. What else you got? Anything happened this week? That's it. I mean, my co-host lost a tooth. Sure. That's what he gets. Float like a butterfly, mog like a bee. Violence is never the answer. It's totally the answer.

SPEAKER_01 26:43

We just had violence on the front lawn of the White House.

SPEAKER_00 26:47

Oh, so something did happen this week, and now you want to get into it. Nope. Nope. Nope. We'll end it on that. We'll end it on that note. We're next though. Hosting a podcast on the White House lawn. You know who wasn't looks maxing? Whoever that guy was that said the thing about our former first lady. He looked literally like somebody had dragged a homeless man off the streets to fight. Pretty much.

unknown 27:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:13

No offense to the homeless out there. Yeah, I'm sorry, homeless. You look way better than that. Yeah, I should do something about it. Probably are smarter with your words. We're not. Oh. Uh anyways. You not do that lap anymore.

SPEAKER_01 27:29

Well, you don't like that one now?

SPEAKER_00 27:30

No. Not now. Like ever. You've never done it so much in a singular episode. Have I? Oh, I've probably done a lot in this episode, huh? A lot. Have I? A lot. So much. It's probably all that weed I'm drinking now. Stop drinking the weed. That is a great song. Stop drinking the weed. Sublime classic. No, it's Rod Stewart. Oh. Yeah. Weed was a metaphor for Wiener. That's right. I forgot that Sublime covered it. Yeah. So Sublime. Um, alright. As always. Subscribe. Share. Don't have to do that again. Subscribe, like, and share. What he said. If you don't like it, hit that thumbs down button twice. Yeah. Two times. Uh, don't forget to reach out to us on the socials and on email if you want to, hangoutslangout at gmail.com or the handle at hangout slangout. Um, and don't forget that we, if you're still watching at this point, had said to reach out to us if you want to be part of future episodes so that we can send you a word and and you can tell us what you think it means and we can include it as part of the episode. Yeah, and if anybody wants to just throw a little support our way, whether it's 50 cents or nickel back, 55 cents. Um cool. We'll um we're gonna decide on what what we'll um we'll send out there to you guys because we'll make it we'll make it worth it. We'll definitely give shout-outs on the show to anybody who supports the the podcast, obviously.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

Um, but maybe we'll send you a a cover tile or something like that. Keep you in the loop.

SPEAKER_00 29:11

Um definitely be fee picks. To be fair, if your handle is born lover69, we probably will refrain from giving you a shout-out. Giving you any more shout-outs? Yeah. Well, that was your other podcast, right? No, no. Recorded that in months. Sex with sharks, something like that, right? That's not what it was called. Or is still called, I guess. Okay. But, anyways, uh as always, I'm Daniel. He sure is. And I'm Matt. Matthew. I said Daniel, so you should say Matthew. If I say Dan, you say Matt. You don't if I say up, you say down. You don't get to make the rules around here. What are we talking about? I've always made the rules. Since when? I'm the one that told you wear that hat. No, you're not.

SPEAKER_01 29:56

Who told you to wear that hat?

SPEAKER_00 29:57

My hair. As always. We'd like to end episodes on hair. Right?

unknown 30:06

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 30:08

That doesn't seem like a thing that we normally do, but okay. Yeah, just wait till you see the cover, Tom. I'm gonna mog the shit out of it. We're gonna we're gonna be so fake pretty on it. But perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect place. I didn't even need a second one.

SPEAKER_01 30:27

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 30:29

That's why I hate that laugh. It's like the shitty uh George McFly laugh.

SPEAKER_01 30:33

Oh, it kinda is.

SPEAKER_00 30:34

And then should we end it with a George McFly? Dueling George McFly's? See what you got. Isn't it? Hey, that dance is weird. I've seen that dance somewhere. Um I thought that was on one of the Kelsey's freaking podcasts. Yeah, it was on the White House lawn, that's for sure. Anyways, uh was better than mine. Yeah, we found something that you can do. You can't actually do impressions, but you can do like laugh impressions. What are you talking about, mate?

unknown 31:06

See?

SPEAKER_00 31:06

It's back, baby. What? I thought it put some butts in the seats. It's gonna put some butts in the seats watching other shows, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_01 31:17

All right, good night, mites. We'll see you next time. Throw another shrimp on the body.

SPEAKER_00 31:23

Lasta la vista, baby. Lasta la vista, baby. That's how it goes. Sound like you sound like a weird like Eastern European man trying to do an Australian accent. Isn't that what I'm always doing though? Like I always sound like another accent trying to do another accent in that we're on. Alright, well, we'll catch all haters lying ears, hopefully in speaking voices next time. But it will be in four I mean, I feel like you might sound a little bit like that right now, too. I sound great.

unknown 32:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 32:21

Removing that one tooth has really like improved the overall sound quality of my mouth. It's fixed your head like Tom Cruise as well. Can you hear that? It's 10% less lisp. Well, that's no fun. I hope they put some big old chiclet sized teeth in there, so you're just I do one veneer so bad. Really? Yeah. I don't know if you deserve it. All right, are we fluxing? Yeah, we're flexing.