Chud - 123 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

CHUD isn't just a beloved 80's slasher movie, it's this week's word! That's right, Slangers, your favorite podcast duo is back with a word for the ages, as amazing as it is crude. Or maybe that's just the podcast hosts... hmmm...

S3 - CHUD

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SPEAKER_02 0:00

We're back, baby. Another week? Another word. Yeah. That's kind of how this works. I mean, this is the number one slang podcast. Number one. Yeah. Above both of the rest. Yeah. I mean, there's there is a top five. I think the last two were fake. That's why I said both of the rest. Okay. But we'll take it. We'll run with it. Yeah. And um, if you're new here, first time checking us out, I'm Dan. This is my co-host Matt. Also, apologies in advance. Yeah. Um, if you've come here to learn, you'll quickly find out You'll just learn how stupid we are. Yeah. But if you like that, you've come to the right place. Oh boy, have you. Yeah. Uh I've heard one of our reviews lately was mentioning um it's like we're just watching you guys just hang out and talk. And I'm like, isn't that technically every podcast? Wait, was that one of the bad reviews? Never. I I get I mean, I guess it's a bad review. Did it have a rating associated with it? That one I think is a I think it was two. But I think that one was also the AI thing. Went into the AI thing. But it was like they gave us a little something. But so I mean to me, then that sounds like their positive thing was that it seems like well and I can I say like when we we first started this out when we were mentioning trying to think of what we were gonna do for a podcast, and because we we let we let that brew for almost a year, probably. And literally it was like, you guys should just record what you guys do because people would hang around and well not hang around, but like when we would talk around family events and right, we've seen for sure these that our family's wrong about that. Uh the social events that he he and I will get on a subject and it had a lot to do with sports or 80s or 90s or music. And it just or what was going on in the country, whether it was politics or just anything in the country, any kind of news. And we would just spit fire off each other, and they were like, that's what your thing should be about. You guys should just do that. But we didn't have anything locked in until that one fateful holiday when I thought of what we should do for the podcast. It's fateful because that's no one saw that, right? No one saw me totally miss that. I saw it. It was on video. Shit. I'm gonna blur that out. So anyway, that never happened. It was on a holiday that we decided on this, but yeah, it wasn't it. But I have to admit, when you thought of it though, when you thought of like this is what the podcast should be about, like when we thought of the slang word or literally the Seinfeld of podcasts, yeah. And podcast about nothing. Yeah, but it was also like that's what we're selling. We're selling us two rubes, just being ourselves. So we got we got the grumpy, intelligent Schmo, and we got the really, really sexy, happy, go lucky, flirty, um, knowledgeable lead co-host. Where? Which one's that? It's that other podcast you do. Well, and part of it was part of the reason we decided to start doing this is we started listening to podcasts, but a podcast in particular, which was um stuff you should know. And what we really liked about that podcast is it always just seemed like Josh and Chuck were having a conversation amongst friends. Yeah. And so that's what we try to portray. So, like, hopefully, I'm so not that smart to pull off the whole Josh or Chuck. No. No, those guys are but they've been doing it for a long time. So give me another 10 years. They've been doing it like 14, right? They were pretty smart at the beginning, too. One of them was. The other one was just really 90s cynical.

SPEAKER_00 3:56

All right.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

So that doesn't that's not smart. That's just pretending to be smart. That's like you like you think you're John Cusack. Are you trying to trying to get them on the show? Because you're doing a terrible job right now by insulting them. Point is hopefully that's not something that rubs you the wrong way. But our goal, because of that particular podcast, was always to be a podcast where it just felt like you were sitting in the room while two idiot friends were talking about shit. And to be honest, if you threw out a slang word, some of the stuff you're gonna get from us is pretty close to maybe what we would say just hanging out if we didn't have cameras on us. That's fair. And obviously we we've changed that a little bit now that we've got the dynamic of we're recording this stuff and putting it out in the public. So we tend to um ramble on, which is why we're gonna stop now. Yeah, we're gonna go to music so we can start this episode. I'm Matt. We already introduced ourselves. I don't think we have to do that again. So welcome to hang out with your sling out. Peace Dan. Hi. Love that song. So do I. Can you classic? Can you hum a few bars for me? No. Well, you could, and I could try to match it up later. We could. That'd be pretty cool. That would be interesting. We're not gonna do that. Yeah. Uh AI generated. Um, ooh, you could AI generate me humming some bars. Anyways, so before we get into the word, uh, although the word will sort of apply to some of the parts of what I'm saying now. I just wanted to bring up so like we're we're currently in th in the throes of the World Cup. Yep. Which is very exciting. Um as I hold a baseball. He gets it. Um, and it's been really interesting. I think my favorite part of what has gone on with it so far has been the European visitors documenting their trips here, yeah, and how much fun they're having with what we take for granted on a day-to-day basis. Yep. Um, and the other favorite part is us trying to um not reflect our overlords and be welcoming of these groups. Yeah. Because it's actually been us as a people, as a nation, putting on a pretty good show. So far, so good. Yeah, so far. God help us if we start doing really well. Because the better we do, the worse that is for everybody. We're gonna get way ahead of ourselves and be complete. We're gonna be hell with it. Let's get to the word chuds. We're gonna be chuds. Okay, so we had not planned to do this word immediately. Sure. But it just kind of popped up in conversation in between filming. Um, it's a good old-fashioned word. It I it feels like it gets used a lot now by the young kids, but we've been using that word forever. I have never used the word Chud. What? Not on purpose. I didn't didn't know it was a word. Okay, so going back to the conversation we were having when we were coming up with this episode, and I said that's fine if we do it as long as I say the other word. Yes. Which we'll let you have in a minute, but we'll I guess we should stick stick with Chud for the moment. No, we shouldn't. We'll get to the definition shortly. So I said that as long as I could use the other word, which is the word that I have used growing up, which is chud. So we use that. Without further ado, please define Chud. Well, first off, Chud came um, it was an 80s horror movie. The Chud Sucker Proxy. Yeah, that was a good one. Um, you don't remember the horror movie Chud? It was like super famous. Apparently not that famous, though. Not that famous at all. Also, you said horror movie, and you know I don't watch horror movies. I said horror movie.

unknown 7:54

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 7:54

Horror. No, no, it was a horror movie. Uh Chud was the abbreviation for what it stood for was cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers. So it was one of those cheesy 80s ones that was trying to take on like the toxic advenger kind of vibe. Um I don't think it was a huge hit, but I remember it was a hit enough to like you knew what it was, and that word got a lot of play.

SPEAKER_00 8:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:16

Now it stands for to use to describe someone who is repulsively unattractive. Alternately, someone who is amateurish or unsuccessful in any given field. Welcome to Defining Dan. That is a great book, by the way. Defining Dan. Hangout, slang out. Sold a whole two copies. Um, term used to describe people who profess beliefs that that fall out of the average right wing. Okay, we can't do that one. Um, I mean, I guess I could. We'll stick with it if you guys heard it anyway. We don't need to do any more than that, but they heard it. Anyone who has no good qualities at all, assholes, morons, idiots, jerks, preppy pieces of shit, meatheads, etc. We might be chuds then. Well, and that's that's and when it when it gets used, it's totally derogatory. Like 100%. Like, and my my son uh had to coach some uh he does some soccer coaching for middle schoolers, and he said every other word out of their mouth was that guy's a chud, or this is a chud, or you're being a chud, chud this, chud that. So that's what kind of triggered this. And I was like, you know what? We used to use that all the time too. And I remember the movie Chud Bundy.

unknown 9:36

Hmm?

SPEAKER_02 9:37

Chud Bundy. Totally different guy. Oh, yeah. What does it say for chode? You're gonna make me type this shit. God bless America. Is that really what a chode is? That can't be what a chode is. I mean, I chode is always a good one. I'm gonna read it because I'm I'm for the people. Okay. This thank you, Urban Dictionary. And to be fair, the first three definitions verify that this is accurate. Okay. A choad is a penis that is wider than it is longer. Some people call it a watch battery. Um we used to call that a mushroom dick. As it got down to definition five, Justin Bieber came up. Oh that is the definition. We can't have the beebo believers or whatever they're called after us. When your penis can touch all sides of a tuna can without touching the bottom. Oh my god. That's amazing. Can't all penises do that? You just can't do it all at once. You kind of like that a uh weird place to go, which is definition and then I'm gonna argue with the next definition. Okay. So, and I'm hoping that while reading this definition, I remember what the other word is. Oh, yes, I do. Okay. So, chode, a socially impaired individual, particularly afraid of approaching and engaging in conversation with women, he's attracted by a wimp, was he, lovable loser, chump, man lacking personality and social skills, very attached to the outcome of a pickup attempt. Donovan is such a chode standing there with his drink, he should just go talk to those girls. Don't be a chode, be a champ. Is that the bumper sticker? No, that's just the second thing. That's the t-shirt. Don't be a chode, be a champ. We should get those t-shirts made. I kind of like that. But could it be champ, like the like the Loch Ness monster that's like in Michigan or wherever it is? Like Champlain or whatever. Yeah. So the next definition. So it'd be like, don't be a penis coming out of the water, it'd be like a dinosaur coming out of the water. So the next definition, the first one is the skin between your balls and ass. The ABC connection. Or the taint. Yeah, the ABC connection. Neither of those things is chode. Really? Yeah. That's what I'm saying, is like that definition's incorrect. Uh the type of person who contributes to 80 pages of chode definitions as though they have something relative to add which has not already been stated. That's actually kind of funny. So, a side note with the the definitions you just brought up, it's and this is how it was in the past. If you refer to anybody as a chode or a chud, I don't think it was ever female. It was always a guy. Oh, 100%. It was always a dude. So at least you guys got that one going. Right, because it'd be like ChoD. Choette? This one's interesting and gives almost too much, but it's 2007. Choad, also spelled chode, ch o a d. That's what I was wondering. I wasn't sure. Is a variant of the word choda penis, which comes from the Hindi word chodna. Chadna simply means to F. The word chhod, however, is what is known as neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged, but not has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word chhod has three major definitions. One, a short fat penis that is wider than it is longer. The area between the scrotum or BJ and the anus, a derogatory term used to insult somebody. Now we got to a definition I can give you. Took you that long to get to that.

unknown 13:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:10

Anyways, so what's funny is these terms seem that they're interchangeable. However, one has a very specific definition that isn't congruent with Chud? Yes. I feel like Chud is an all-around just safe word for that incorporates all of the bad stuff you could say about somebody. So instead of trying to say all that, and honestly, Chud fits. It's like when everybody calls a guy who's trying too hard a Chad. It feels like that ch is just natural for us to assume as like, yeah, that that's not good.

SPEAKER_00 13:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:52

Like I'm glad you said that because I was going to get to three examples. Already? Sure, why not? What more do you have to say about Chud and Choad? Chud and Choad? Well, one, they're spelled different.

unknown 14:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:04

They never made a horror movie called Choad, though maybe they should. Maybe. And you don't know that they didn't. You just don't know that it exists if it does. Well, I mean Also, Chud and Choad sounds like a fantastic comic strip. No, it's the wrestlers, the new wrestlers. We could be Chud and Choad. Nice. That'd be awesome. Like The Battle Choads. The Battle Choads. God, I wish I'd have got there faster. I know when I was a kid, you remember uh what was it? Baseball All-Stars? The one where you could like make your own team and pay them money and give them names and everything. I think it was called baseball all-stars or baseball stars. Baseball stars. I hated baseball, so I didn't play any baseball games. Okay, anyway. I played reindeer games. So my my buddy Scott Hamilton, not that one. Are you ever gonna let me meet that dude? The real one or the fake one? The one who can spin on ice. I don't know that one. Oh the other one. Damn it. No one wants to know that guy. Anyways, he would always create his team name, if I remember right, was the Choadwomps. Okay. That's why I always think of Choad. Really? Yeah, I can't. It's hard for me to say Code without saying Choadwomp. Choadwomp. That's that was a really that was a hit song in like the 90s, wasn't it? Yes. Anyways, getting back to so we were gonna go to like your examples, but Three Choads? We can go to three chodes, but when you said your Chud thing, it is funny because my first example was going to be uh Chet from Weird Science. A hundred percent. I'm wondering if Chud is a play on that. Could be. But that that movie, the horror movie Chud, I think came out before that. I mean, shit. Got a whole internet in front of me, so I guess I could figure that out. You could. Um while you're doing that. Uh Chet as performed by the late Bill Paxton dead? He's still alive. Who did what? Bill Paxton? Is he still alive? No, no, he passed. Okay. So by the the late great Bill Paxton. And we didn't kill him. Thank God. Oh, for anybody who's new here, it hasn't happened a lot this season, but we it tended it tended to happen in the first couple seasons. If we mentioned somebody did pass recently that we have definitely mentioned in previous episodes. Oh it didn't happen in like as close to real time as it had in the past, but yeah, we would mention somebody in literally the week of that coming out, which we would record sometimes uh two months in advance. Yeah. And that celebrity would pass. And there's been some that have been pretty resilient because we've mentioned Matthew McConaughey about maybe a 60% of our episodes, and that's some bitch, you can't kill him. Not that we'd want him killed. I just want the guy to have normal arms, normal length arms. It said Oh, I think it was just you at dinner the other night. You said something about Mahana. McConaughey? Mahanahe. Mahanahe? Mahanahe. It sounds like uh So you don't remember that movie? I do not remember that movie. There was a Chud 2? Boston, New York? Yeah. I forgot there was a Chud 2. Look at this freaking it's stacked. Daniel Stern was in it. Wow. John Heard. John Goodman, you're supposed to be the j the John Goodman like encyclopedia. Am I? No, but I always say that. If you want to know anything about John Goodman, just ask Matt about it. Also, John Goodman, can you see his role and understand why I wouldn't have done it even if I saw the movie? So Chud is 1984. What was his role in the movie? Pop and diner.

unknown 17:41

Come on.

SPEAKER_02 17:42

That's half his roles, though. Is it yeah, that's what I mean. If you look up Roseanne, wasn't he just a cop and a diner? That was his job, right? Were you looking up something specific or no? Well, I like I was wondering what year what came first. Um Chud or um What year was that released? 84. That could be close. Yeah, 2084. Um pretty pretty close. I think weird science would be after. I want to say 86. I think it's yeah. I think it's 85, but yeah, 85. Man, 85 was a good year for movies. 85, and I was looking at stuff, and I know this is gonna date me and make me seem like, ooh, you're so old, but well, that's because you are. 87. This isn't gonna be what makes you seem so old. 1987 was a fantastic year for music and movies. But now you mentioned 84 and 85 was at least movie-wise, some of the best things ever put out on celluloid. 87 was nearly 40 years ago. That's a whole hill away. How long ago was for you? Like 54? That doesn't make any sense. You're the older one on the podcast. No, I'm not, but well, like any of you Brazilians that are here for the for the World Cup, take a good look at us. One of us looks 37. And one of us does not. Dan's bragging because we're pretty sure that a man from Brazil was hitting on him at a podcast convention. Do you think he was hit on me? It's the only reason to say you look 37. I don't know, because if he was hit on me, he was a big guy. I have a feeling he would like bears, and you're a bear. No, if you're a big guy, you don't like bears. You don't like twinks like me. Quit flattering yourself, first of all. Twinks like me. It's like my favorite no doubt song from their second album. Twinks like me. That's when she was going through that phase where she wish she was pregnant, but you know, whatever. One of these will be funny. Anyways. So weird science came after Chud. Yeah. So Chud. Shit's on my theory. Well, I guess Chud could be based on Chud. Yeah. Like, especially when he morphed into the weird. I feel like you need to do homework. You need to go watch Chud now. I don't think that's gonna happen. I'm a random movie sucks really bad. Probably. Um who who else you got for Chud Chodes? Oh my god, that list is super long. And I feel like all we do is pick on people. Or I feel like you set me up to only pick on people, and that's why everybody hates us. Here's what I would say uh a clearly unathletic person who drinks beers in the locker room after a gold medal is won for sure is a Chud. And uh and he he and that's that guy usually can't see straight, right? Right, sure. Okay. We'll let you guys. Also, may fit the definition for Chode because he is a penis and he he might be wider than he is tall, not sure. Oh my god. I like that guy. Like you would think the lead singer of Third Eye Blind is a Chud. Yes. Yeah. You're welcome. I got one for you. Well, I mean, that was easy. Sure. And you would say the lead singer to um what was our favorite band? Lit? No. Well, that fits for me, but I thought you liked Lit. No, what was the band you hated? We even saw them live. Uh Sugar Ray. Oh, uh the one that opened up for Muse? Yeah. Uh why am I forgetting their names? I don't know. Because their main name makes them sound cool, but they're not. Um who else? You know what? People are gonna disagree with me. I'm okay with it. Mr. Worldwide's a chud. What? You don't like Pitbull? Pitbull's the worst. Drake? I'm not gonna I'm not gonna disagree with the Pitbull thing because I don't when I hear his when I hear his music though, I'm like, okay, everybody's getting up and dancing. Now, how much of that is him? It's like listen to a P. Diddy song. He didn't write anything, he just goes, yeah, in the back. And that's kind of what Pitbull does. Now, does he put out fire dance songs? Great, but I don't think he wrote any of them.

unknown 21:56

No.

SPEAKER_02 21:57

Um highly suspect. Oh, right. Chud. And you gotta bear witness to that live. I don't know if you ever saw the other guys live. Did you ever see Third Eye Blind Live? I think so. I know I saw Sugar Ray Live. Yay. They were terrible. No way. I saw Can you tell me that wasn't just produced in the studio? So Smash Mouth Live. They were terrible. Sorry. Rest in peace. Now, Smash Mouth Live. If it's not your thing, okay, but I thought they might actually play decently. So it was a no. No, so so bad. And what was even worse is they were like the headliner of the show that I went to. It was like it was like, you know, one of those big events where like it's they would have all those same bands. 12 hours of music on three different stages. What are those called? Festivals. Uh Camp Kwim. And they were the they were the closing act. And I was like, oh man, they could have picked literally any other. Did they have the big single right then, though? Yeah. Yeah. So it was like huge. They had that big big single and they were from the Bay Area. So like That's big. They were closing out in their home area. But they were terrible. So so bad. Like uh like what's the group? Like uh I I really don't like Sublime. I know a lot of people love Sublime. Morgan Wall and Chud. Humongous Chud, right now. I I'll get I'll I'll jump onto that here in a second. But Sublime, when I've seen them play live, or well, the newer versions, or even back when you watch old versions, they were pretty good live. Like I wouldn't say they were awful. No, I would think they would be good live. I don't like them as a band, but I've got to imagine they're pretty good live. Yeah. They're, I mean, they've been playing the same three songs for like 40 years now. So can't be they've had a lot of time to practice Santa Ria. At this point, they might have a crystal ball. And who did you oh Morgan Wallen?

unknown 23:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:50

Did you see the footage of him throwing that guy's that person's phone? No, but that's not surprising. What a chud. Such a chud. And the best thing, I'm not sure if you've seen it. I think the toughest part for me with him is he's almost putting in work for people to not like him and still has that base. There's there's an episode in uh Park and Rec. Parks and Rec. Parks and Rec. Uh where they go to talk. At least you left the at Software Wrecks. Yeah, they go to talk to that young country uh artist to be part of their festival for their music, and he's a complete tool. Yeah. Or chud, I I guess, in all the worst ways. Or even a chode. Morgan Wallen is literally that kid. It's unreal. And I don't care what you think of his music if you like it, but he literally just grabs somebody's phone and chucked it on stage. And like he it wasn't even the person who was even holding it. It was uh someone handed it to a security guard to get footage of him singing this one part, and he just ran up to it, was so pissed. And like see, I don't get I don't understand that mentality when I'm gonna be able to do that's the thing, however, like I didn't want to think this way. I like obviously he fits a style of music that I don't generally listen to, but like Candace was into him for quite some time, and I don't particularly hate his music, he's just turned out to be a real Chud. I hate his views and his his racism and homophobia. Sure, I hate all those things. That's what makes him a chud to me. But like, yeah, I just don't ever get so big that you forgot how you got so big, I guess is the thing to me. Because anytime you get popular, especially in a thing like that, when you're selling in essence your intellectual property, right? Yeah, you're getting there on the backs of all the people that you're now pissing off. Yep. Why would you do that? It's the it's the great, and I got this advice from Oprah, not personally, but oh damn. She found she she called me and thought of another another perfect looks maxing thing. But she said she was she she mentioned uh like money and power and fame is the great magnifier. If you're a douchebag or a chud in real life and you give them power and money, you're a chud with power and money. If you're a good person, when you get that money, you do great stuff with it. And I was like, that's a hundred percent right because everybody I've ever seen, and you can see that you can see somebody who started out was great, and then um now they're not the best. And but the Morgan Wallen thing, he has an actual thing going with um Haley from uh from uh Paramour. She absolutely hates him. Yeah, she met him years ago and was like, You were a horrible, horrible human being. And she refuses to not not talk about it. So she every concert she's like, Yeah, I hate Morgan Wallen. And it just it stir it makes him so aggravated and such a chud about the funniest thing in the world. Trust her judgment. Trust anybody's judgment, but and hers is personal. Hers wasn't even before he started coming out and saying things, but then he started coming out saying things, and she was like, Well, see, you just proved my point. So oh, since we're talking about World Cup, Ronaldo, chud. And that's as a person who's Portuguese and would like Portugal to win. You're Portuguese, amongst other things, yes. And Jewish? Yes, that's not that's why I said amongst other things. That's wrong. How is that wrong? Prove it. I'm German and Jewish, nothing wrong with it. Well, you're gonna answer. Let's see how Portuguese you are. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, because they have a certain chode.

unknown 27:22

Right?

SPEAKER_02 27:23

Because chode was like stuff with down there, right? Yes. Okay. El Chodo. I gave you the perfect opportunity to just shit on Ronaldo, but instead you wouldn't. Well, if you're gonna shit on Ronaldo, I gotta protect him. From no, you don't. Have you seen the man? He's a sexy human being. Not really. I do get upset about that. Like, no, he's not. Like, he's fit. Well, I don't. Ronaldo 10 years ago, 10 or 15, when people were way into Ronaldo. Yeah, he was he was a fucking robot, dude. He was pretty damn. I was like, he was super chiseled. He's still in a great uh great form, but it's like I still see like the young Ronaldo where he was kind of goofy and maybe he didn't have his teeth fixed teeth fixed yet. I hadn't figured out how Zick cream works. Well, I'll go through that, but not like he did. Not like he did. He wasn't the worst one, so there's lots, but is I mean, nobody we can't all be Beckham. There's a new Beckham commercial that shows and it shows him when he was like younger up till now. And I looked at Jaden when they were playing it. I was like, has that fucker ever not been good looking? Or is he ever gonna like be No? And the worst part about it is he's gotten better looking over and he started good looking. Oh my god. Even in his awkward years, you look at his awkward years, you're like, you're still good looking. Like I can tell he's a little awkward right there. He's not grown into this, but I'm like, that's still better looking than I've ever been. Oh we didn't have to agree with that that quick, and it didn't have to be a hundred percent. You could have been like, oh no, no, that's 75%. Good point. 120. So um anyways, yeah, so chods. Chods, chuds, it's a lovely word. We live in a lovely world where we make up weird sounding words to call people that we find unattractive, that we don't like in some way. So I feel like if you're labeled a chud and you're unattractive and you're frumpy and all the things we write off, I feel like you're allowed to call those those real attractive people calling you that. I feel like we just those people just fell into being a chud. I feel like so then the attractive people are chuds? Yeah. Or they're acting like chuds. I feel an ugly an ugly person's brain and emotions will make or a good looking person, that'll make you ugly. I feel like that would make that would be so you would have Chads and Chuds. Chads and Chuds. Sounds like a really cool bar. Chads and Chuds. So I think, you know, as we come to the close of this episode, more importantly than anything, is just be good to each other out there. Don't be in Chuds. Don't be a bunch of Chuds or Chods. You know we're gonna get you know we're gonna get labeled AI Chuds or reviews of this episode. That's fine. I'll take that. Will you take it? Yeah. I won't I'll hunt you down. This is trust me, if if we were AI chuds, we would look so much better in these episodes. Like we would really dial that in. I'm so gonna AI us as chuds. That'd be fun. Really? Yeah. We're getting we're getting past the point. Don't be chuds. Yeah. You know, pretend to care about one another. Or better than that, actually care about one another. And realize that, you know, everybody's here to do the best they can. Yeah, and you know, spread the word of these slang words like chud. It's perfect time. We got all these like foreigners here.

SPEAKER_00 30:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:52

So let's just start screaming chud everywhere. Maybe don't do that. It's the American way. Maybe don't do that. Oh, the American way. All right. So if uh you don't want to be a Chud and you want to reach out to us and tell us how you felt about the episode, or you want to join in and possibly be part of a future episode, don't forget to reach out to us at hangoutslangout at gmail.com or on our socials at hangout slang out. Yeah. Uh DM us on any of those Instagram, TikTok, any of that stuff. Uh uh look for the official button to push if you want to support or subscribe to us officially. Um, we're gonna have some stuff in the works. Uh possibly obviously we'll give you shout-outs if you decide to support us. And um, I think we might do something where you get exclusive content that we don't put up. It may not be the most appropriate stuff, but that'll be the reason it'll be under a subscription wall, maybe even an exclusive swag. We could totally do that. Um within reason. Yeah, we've actually been we've been sitting on some of the stuff. Hangouts laying out tiddly link. Tiddlywink. Um, I mean, I could also we could just send you a hangout slang out pogs. Didn't we already thought think about that? I don't know, I don't know either. Um, but basically you'll get like I'll wear some underwear for a week or something and send it to you. Right? That works in Tokyo. So you're gonna take them off early? Yes. Well, it depends on how much they uh these sport us. Thieves think less than usual. Let's send those out to a fan. You know, you just wear them until the stink gets so bad that it goes back around to where it smells normal. Yeah, it's a pretty good, it's a pretty good trick. Takes a while. Takes a lot of takes a lot of um um scrunches and I think and I think if we hadn't already lost people, we've lost them by now. So let's just sign out. All right, this is Dan signing off. This is Matt also signing off. I should have done Matthew because you got so pissed last time. Yeah. Name chud. Band name. Called it. Uh we'll see y'all next time on Hangout with your slang app. Uh thanks for being here. And um I guess that's it. Can AI do this?

SPEAKER_01 33:09

Check this out.

SPEAKER_02 33:14

I was trying to decide because I knew you got one job. I knew what you were about to do, and I was like, can can it happen without me moving? Because I didn't like I'm gonna have your I'm gonna AI a choad to catch it. By nature, as an athlete, by nature, the first reaction would have been to react to it, and I had to hold so hard to just oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 33:38

I just my reflexes just had to keep them locked in, just so man-ish. I don't touch so talented.

SPEAKER_02 33:49

See, you get it. Oh go write a book or something about vampires or some shit. Ooh. About Chudsville. It'd be pretty good. They just bite each other on the chode. I mean, think how hard would it be to get to that? Because he's biting the neck's easy, but if you got to take down their pants and spread them to get down to the chode. Yeah, but I mean, if we're talking if we're talking scientific about it, girth wider than length, is his mouth even going to be big enough to deal with the chode? So I'd have to create a whole new vampire, the chud vampire. The chode. To be fair, though, the chode vampire. That would be probably the second strong, well, depending on how turned on the guy was, the second strongest area for blood flow. So you'd get the most blood while jumping chomping on the chode. Chomping on the chode. Chomping on the chode. Morgan Rollins' new single. Chomping on the chode. That's I used to break dance to chomping on the chode. Chop a full. Yeah, we won't wait to single.

unknown 34:54

Single.

SPEAKER_02 34:55

Okay, single bike. Yeah, I say chads are the attractive chuds, and chuds are well, chuds. So there's this thing called a giga chad. Is there a giga chud? I don't know, is there? I don't know. We have to say that for part two. We're gonna do a part two? If you let me, you never let me do part two. Otherwise, we'd have done like Riz again already. God damn it. Well, we could make it chud, so like chiz. That's a little too close to uh another word. What word is that, sir? I think you know exactly what word it is.