Heavy - 127 - Hang Out With Your Slang Out Podcast

It's time for another flashback word! So, like Michael J Fox trapped in the glorious past, this week's word is HEAVY! Join Matt & Dan as they debate who's past was the heaviest, and who has the best advice when it comes to this immovable slang word. Let's do this, Slangers!!! 

S3 - HEAVY

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SPEAKER_03 0:29

So what you're telling me is you feel the same way about Miley Cyrus's party in the USA as Paul Rudd's character feels about Michael McDonald's I won't be there.

SPEAKER_02 0:40

Honestly, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:43

Which is a great scene from 40-year-old version. It's probably my favorite scene from the movie, just because he gets it's so hard to be mad when Michael McDonald's singing. And so, like, for it to elicit that kind of anger is some kind of fantastic.

SPEAKER_02 1:00

Okay, so here's the thing. Michael McDonald is a perfect way to start this podcast. And I feel if you do the job right, he's gonna be here live in the studio.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

You're telling me one of the he was part of the doobie brothers, right? Yeah. One of the doobie brothers. The doobie brother could possibly be on this podcast. That's actually pretty good. I'm glad you didn't do like any words or anything, but just like that part of it was one essential Michael McDonald. I couldn't think of a lyric that would fit right there, so you just gotta go with that. No, and with the way you do impressions, you probably accidentally would have done Michael Bolt.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

Or like a German version of them or like Zimbabwe version of him or something. Michael, Michael Rappaport. Ooh. I think I lost his mind. Um but yeah, so what could we do to get Michael McDonnell on the show?

SPEAKER_03 1:56

Um we could really dive into Yacht House and tell him that he's making a comeback because of it.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

Do you think he likes that? The whole yacht thing.

SPEAKER_03 2:06

Have I shown you Yacht House? Did I show you that? Yeah, yeah. The one guy who um uh he turns all the different songs into that. But it's really weird to watch him because he like he's a DJ and he does real shows, and so those are fun to watch. But if you watch his videos, it's like him as if he was in front of people. And he might be, but we never see the people, so I have to assume he's not. Yeah, some of his stuff is really good, yeah. But he takes all this yacht rock music and sets it to house beats, and it's freaking fantastic, and it's like perfect for people our age. Like, if I was going to go to a club right now and and I could pick a style of music, yeah, where it was truly a club, that was that would be what I want to listen to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Well, and but I think he does his thing where like if he take he takes more current songs as well, you do that sometimes, yeah. And I think that does bring in kind of a younger thing, so it's not just us old fogies that are who know who Michael McDonald is.

SPEAKER_03 2:59

Right. I mean honestly, which if you don't know, Michael McDonald, founder of McDonald's.

SPEAKER_02 3:06

Um he's a fantastic musician and so we used to call him Big Mac when he was popular. Yeah. If you Mac at night, um if you uh if you look up any of his stuff, his his body of work has been sampled so many times, especially in RB and hip hop. Uh some of it's super famous, and you'll be like, oh, I didn't realize I thought that was a 90s thing. I was like, No, all the 90 guys ripped him off.

SPEAKER_03 3:29

If it wasn't for the speech at the beginning of Regulate and it just started playing, I wouldn't know for a solid 30 seconds whether I was listening to Nate Michael, Nate Dog and Warren G or Michael McDonald.

SPEAKER_02 3:39

And he's kind of like anytime somebody samples like Holland Oat songs, they always work in like an RB or hip-hop scenario.

SPEAKER_03 3:47

There's something about like the beats per minute or something like that, right? Like if you hit beats per minute, you can cross songs, which is what makes DJs popular. Like when they figure out, I don't know if it's beats per minute, it's something else, I think, but but when you figure out two songs that match, you can blend those together without even really having to work hard. The problem is like being good enough to find those things that play in that same beat structure.

SPEAKER_02 4:13

Then you need a giant head that's shaped like a mouse that lights up and right and makes you look dead, dead mouse. Cool. Well, welcome back to the show, people. We go from Michael McDonald to Dead Mouse. Only in America. Only on the number one slang podcast. Only in America. But that you guys came back for. So uh as always, I'm Dan. I'm Matt. And this is Hang Out with Your Sling Out.

SPEAKER_03 4:40

2026 edition.

SPEAKER_02 4:43

What if they watch this next year and it's 2027?

SPEAKER_03 4:45

Then it will be the 2027 edition. No, that's not true. Like it was this episode was still recorded in 2022. 2026.

SPEAKER_02 4:53

We'll all be dead by the time.

SPEAKER_03 4:54

In 2028, it'll age like a fine wine.

SPEAKER_02 4:57

Some say I do that. Some say Michael McDonald ages like a fine wine.

SPEAKER_03 5:02

He does age like a fine wine.

SPEAKER_02 5:03

That's on bitch hats. It's pretty chic. You gotta watch the last episode like that's it.

SPEAKER_03 5:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:10

All right. Well, see you guys here in a minute.

SPEAKER_03 5:24

Um, so we were talking recently, you got tickets for the um upcoming, upcoming re-airing or re-release of Transformers the movie. I thought you were gonna talk about Lit. We need to go see them. You're gonna go see Lit?

SPEAKER_02 5:41

Yeah, we're going to see Lit. Since when? Since you told me that was your favorite band. I would never tell you such a thing. Mark McGrath's coming back and he's gonna like open for him. He's not gonna have uh Sugar Ray with him, but it's gonna be Mark McGrath singing sugar songs. This is all a lie, by the way. Anyways, yes, Transformers.

SPEAKER_03 6:00

Right. And so um coming back, full feature release. I think they're adding a couple scenes too, right? Yeah, at the end there's a new scene. Okay, that's kind of cool. And we've talked about the movie in the past, and you have you once or twice, and you have a tough time with it. Are you doing the Bill Hader dance or are you saying 6-7?

SPEAKER_02 6:22

Maybe I've talked about it a couple times. I I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 6:25

Um But there's a scene that is is tough on you.

SPEAKER_02 6:33

The dare to be stupid scene when I gotta listen to Weird Al sing?

SPEAKER_03 6:36

How dare you, first of all. Second of all, no, the scene that you complain about because somebody that doesn't deserve something takes over.

SPEAKER_02 6:46

Spoiler alert.

SPEAKER_03 6:48

I mean, if you haven't watched it by now, then if you haven't watched that movie by now or this podcast by now and listened to him talk about it, yeah, then this is your own fault. But basically, you have a tough time because Optimus Prime does. I wasn't the only one, a whole generation.

SPEAKER_02 7:03

We're still we're still messed up.

SPEAKER_03 7:06

Telling us a lot. How messed up can we be? They made like seven other movies with him in it.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

Yeah, but they still haven't done it right. Don't even get me started on that. I'm gonna have to we're gonna have to start a Transformers podcast.

SPEAKER_03 7:17

He may be Michael Bay, but he's not my Michael Bay. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 7:21

Oh, check out our Bay episode from season two.

SPEAKER_03 7:25

Is it season two?

SPEAKER_02 7:26

Or season one?

SPEAKER_03 7:27

I don't know which season it is. I'm just it's up there. I know it exists. It doesn't matter. Anyways.

SPEAKER_02 7:32

Didn't matter back then, you know.

SPEAKER_03 7:34

No. Uh but we're getting to a word, though. Yeah, that that is a moment that I feel like would apply to this word. And also a word that uh one's favorite time traveling doctor may have questioned Marty on his use of. That word would be hippopotamus. No, but a hippopotamus would be this adjective. Are we talking about heavy? We are talking about heavy. I like that. You said you wanted to do a flashback episode because we haven't done one in a little bit. And I felt like that's heavy. Why is everything so heavy? Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pole? Um, and so I I figured with the world the world and everything that's going on now, but also with the Transformers movie coming out and how you felt about that moment, heavy was the perfect word to go for.

SPEAKER_02 8:29

Okay. It's also my favorite metal.

SPEAKER_03 8:33

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 8:33

And my favorite duty. I can go all night.

SPEAKER_03 8:38

Did you say duty or duty?

SPEAKER_02 8:41

Do it's like that, it's like that word I wrote. It's when you fill it out at the end. I'm not gonna do the last few letters of it.

SPEAKER_03 8:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 8:48

It's an inside joke. We have uh there was a commercial where there be the commercial says, Oh, it's heavy duty. And Jaden used to hear that when he was a little kid, and he's all that's stupid. How could duty be heavy? Like you thought it was talking about poop. So that's how I did the heavy duty.

SPEAKER_03 9:05

Has he in his and that was when he was 21. I was gonna say, has he, since he's gotten older, understand how duty could be heavy?

SPEAKER_02 9:13

Duty free. Yeah. That was the other thing. We're in the we're in the thing of that. We're all that's duty-free. He's like, I hope there's no poop on it.

SPEAKER_03 9:22

Oh, I thought you meant it wasn't they weren't charging for poop. The poop came extra.

SPEAKER_02 9:25

Isn't heavy duty like a battery?

SPEAKER_03 9:28

I mean, there were a lot of things. Everything that was made in the 80s was heavy duty. Heavy duty, that's right. The batteries, the uh trash bags, heavy duty trash bag.

SPEAKER_02 9:37

They still have those, I think, right?

SPEAKER_03 9:38

Yeah, yeah. I think all the trucks were heavy duty. Yeah, they were.

SPEAKER_02 9:44

That's heavy. Did you used to ever use heavy? Heavy, like as as like how Doc would have used it.

SPEAKER_03 9:51

No, because I feel like it was super popular as a slang term in the mid to late 80s when I was probably still too young to utilize it as a slang term. Because I feel like heavy as a slang term was something for older teenagers, young adults to use.

SPEAKER_01 10:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:09

And I was younger than that when I think the word was most popular.

SPEAKER_02 10:13

I want to feel like when I was watching Back to the Future for the first time, and the first time, and Michael J. Fox kept using that word as heavy. And obviously he was used, it was like slang for him. I don't I was like in the theater being like, I don't remember ever hearing anybody ever say heavy like it was slang.

SPEAKER_03 10:30

To be fair, we may be basing an entire episode on a slang term that only existed in a movie that we both love.

SPEAKER_02 10:38

But to be honest, anybody our age, we could quote that saying, and they it would probably take him right back to that movie. Sure. And they'll know what it. I mean, imagine what the tile cover is gonna look like. It's just gonna be a picture of me being fat and Michael J. Fox trying to carry me.

SPEAKER_03 10:51

I feel like it should be an anvil falling on top of a coyote. No, it's too heavy. Too heavy? Yeah, because like okay. There were other things in the 80s that were heavy. D and the boys. Heavy D and the Boys. Yeah, I forgot that guy died. Um, he died? Heavy D? Here's the thing. He made it like 42, I think. To be fair, I was worried about bringing him up because I was worried I was gonna kill him off. So now I kind of feel better that he's already dead, but yeah, you should probably look up when he when he died so we could give him his props. Give Pops his props. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:22

I mean, I actually liked Heavy D.

SPEAKER_03 11:24

He was kind of Oh, you're right. I do think that he did die. That's why Fat Joe became popular. Uh November 8th, 2011. But he was 42, 44. See? Oh, that's right. 42 is the year Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue. Um born in Jamaica and raised in Mount Vernon, New York.

SPEAKER_02 11:47

There's a Mount Vernon in New York? Yeah, that's fucking heavy. Like I want to say, did heavy get used like in all the surfer movies? Like it's heavy, bro. Yeah, Keanu use it in like um Keanu, did he use it in um he definitely used it in a movie? What movie did it? It might have been point break. Whoa, I don't think they used it in Bill and Ted. I gotta I gotta watch it again. They used everything else. Triumphant, bogus, excellent. Tell you what. As the years go by, I'm getting heavy. Not the same. No. Well, what would you say? Like when you were growing up, what would you what would you have used heavy for? And like what would you use now? Because I feel like things that are heavy now when you're at this age are real problems. And when you're a kid, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:40

Heavy when I was a kid was like I went to go get a pack of either baseball cards or Magic the Gathering cards, and they were out of them. Or they were out of the new comic book I was looking for, or like first world problems were heavy as a child, right?

unknown 12:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:58

Now heavy is uh getting your prostate examined, or or how am I gonna how am I gonna pay for things this month? Because even though I was told they would get cheaper, they got more expensive. Or like there are so much more real things that are heavy, which is it's like funny because we go through this, like Candace and I will go through this when like Tyler has a reaction to something because we look at each other and like wait how you react to the same thing in 20 or 30 years.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

Yeah, I feel that's par for the course. Like 20 years ago, like you and Candace would have done the same thing.

SPEAKER_03 13:35

You'd have been you'd have been like like, for instance, right now, heavy for Reese in some ways is like if the one pair of pants that he has to wear tomorrow aren't clean yet.

SPEAKER_02 13:46

So I feel like when you bring up the term heavy these days, like my favorite one of my favorite slogans, and it's not funny by any means, is probably why you're heavy. Would you like to hear it? Sure. It's it's gonna get you in your soul and and the fact that you don't have pants on right now might get you in your pants. So alright, for all you people out there, the past is heavy. Put that shit down.

unknown 14:15

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 14:16

Let that marinate, dude. That is Confucius-esque. Was Confucius heavy? Uh no, Buddha was heavy though. Buddha was heavy. He was the first heavy D and the boys, right? Confucius say, Buddha heavy.

SPEAKER_03 14:32

I am light. Confucius say Man who stand on toilet, high on pot. That's it? Man who stand on toilet, high on pot. Yes, that is the entirety of the joke of what Confucius say.

SPEAKER_02 14:47

Confucius isn't very funny.

SPEAKER_03 14:48

Confucius is hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 14:50

I figured that would have been better coming from Chris Farley.

SPEAKER_03 14:54

There you go. The past is heavy.

SPEAKER_02 14:57

Put that shit down. Yeah. Favorite heavy comic. Comic or um actor, whatever. Like, so I'm because I'm putting him in the comedic stuff.

SPEAKER_03 15:06

Oh, okay. So I think I know who you're gonna pick, but well, if we're talking if we're bringing actors into it.

SPEAKER_02 15:13

Actors, comedians, anybody who's been in front of the camera.

SPEAKER_03 15:16

Actor is probably well, I guess he was a comedian too, but John Candy. Easily. But if you're gonna just comedians, although he technically did have a show, but he was drawn on it. Uh Louie Anderson. You knocked out my top two. 100%.

SPEAKER_02 15:31

Louis Anderson's so funny. Yeah, I I he got big, but I mean not just big, but like he was he was big comedically, but I don't think he ever got as big as he should have been. No offense to Fluffy, but you ain't got you don't hold a candle to those guys. Um yeah, but no, you you knocked out my my two. Obviously, John Candy, if everybody that's come after that. Um what about what's his name? Uh the Blues Brothers. Uh uh John Belushi.

SPEAKER_03 16:01

He was heavy-ish. I don't consider him heavy in the same way.

SPEAKER_02 16:04

Because I feel like Chris Farley was the reincarnation hymn times 10.

SPEAKER_03 16:08

Ohdy. He was a heavy comic, Laurel and Hardy.

SPEAKER_02 16:13

Oh, yeah, yeah. Whoa, that's shoot, that's a huge flash.

SPEAKER_03 16:16

Uh who was the guy that was on the honeymooners?

SPEAKER_02 16:21

Oh, I can't remember any of these guys' names anymore. I'm so old. No, Dan. You're not that old. No, you are.

SPEAKER_03 16:29

Jackie Gleason. There you go. Yeah, so that's if I had remembered my dad's uh registered name for his Bassett Hound, I would have remembered that.

SPEAKER_02 16:38

Well, and like so funny, you put the honeymooners on. I don't even know if you could put half the honeymooners on anymore. All the jokes. Back soon is one, it's a rerun. What's a rerun? What's a rerun? See what it always full circle. We always come back to back to the future. Maybe that should be our next podcast.

SPEAKER_03 16:54

Just Back to the Future.

SPEAKER_02 16:55

Well, we we everything we talk about in life, we bring back to Back to the Future in some way.

SPEAKER_03 17:01

Because everything in the end goes back to the future.

SPEAKER_02 17:06

Damn, that's fucking heavy, dude. Not heavy duty, heavy dude. But no, you took my you took my two guys.

SPEAKER_03 17:14

I'm trying to think of any others that I would consider that role of good heavy comics. Uh what's his name, Heffernan? That's part of the group that does uh Super Troopers, Kevin Heffernan. He's pretty funny and he's fat. He's pretty funny. He's fat.

SPEAKER_02 17:34

Um I have to see I'd have to see that guy.

SPEAKER_03 17:37

Sal from Impractical Jokers.

SPEAKER_02 17:40

He's not that heavy.

SPEAKER_03 17:41

He's not?

SPEAKER_02 17:42

No, I'm I'm as heavy as he is. He might have time, maybe he was heavier, but ever since I've seen him, he's he's not that heavy. Not in like Chris Farley, John Campbell.

SPEAKER_03 17:52

Well, that's an unfair comparison. Like there are very few people that were as heavy as and comedians as those two.

SPEAKER_02 18:02

I don't know. I feel like we might give some of these comedians a complex. But they don't listen, they won't listen to the shit.

SPEAKER_03 18:09

They already know that's like although Chad does, maybe he'll start telling everybody that we said they're fad. That would be embarrassing.

SPEAKER_02 18:18

Um yeah, but those are Well, every one of those comedians have jokes about being white. So yeah. It's kind of their shtick. Especially Fluffy. His nickname's Fluffy. Right. Puts it on his Instagram.

SPEAKER_03 18:31

So Yeah, I just I don't think that there's any way to be Candy or Louie Anderson.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

Growing up too, Louis was one of my favorites. But he was because it was great, he was like clean.

SPEAKER_03 18:46

But like he was he was a clean comic before clean comedy was a thing.

SPEAKER_02 18:50

Like him and Sinbad were like you could listen to them with your parents, but they would still be not wouldn't be like they weren't cool. It was just they were just funny. Which is why they both got TV shows named a kids. Yeah, but Sinbad's still around. Yeah. Not for long now that you brought up his name. We gotta do another two, three episodes. Yeah, okay. He is kind of old though. That I don't know. Who's the last person we killed? Oh, good question. Chuck Norris? Did we really talk much about Chuck though before? We talked enough to kill him, yeah. Um I mean we brought up Walker Texas Ranger, I think, once or twice, but isn't that enough? I could have sworn there was somebody after him.

SPEAKER_03 19:33

I'm sure we I'm sure I said something about Total Gem prior to that, too.

SPEAKER_02 19:37

You think so?

SPEAKER_03 19:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:39

There had to be something. What's that? Didn't he do that stuff with Christy Brinkley or whatever? Total gem. That's the total gem.

SPEAKER_03 19:44

Now are you trying to kill Christy Brinkley?

SPEAKER_02 19:46

She'll never die. She's already like a hundred. Still looks like she's 35.

SPEAKER_03 19:51

One of those numbers is accurate. She does still look like she's 35.

SPEAKER_02 19:55

Well, it's not the other way around. You can't say she's 35 or she's 35 and she looks 100.

SPEAKER_03 20:00

No, I'm just saying that she's not a hundred.

SPEAKER_02 20:02

So I haven't seen her lately, so I'm basing this off of Parks and Rack. Neither is Billy Joel. Yeah, but Billy Joel's never been pretty.

unknown 20:11

No.

SPEAKER_02 20:12

No. He's always been an ugly man, and he's gotten most one of the most talented men ever on the planet.

SPEAKER_03 20:18

Yeah, remember when you didn't have to be good looking to be a musician?

SPEAKER_02 20:22

Well, he's part of the bunch that actually had talent.

SPEAKER_03 20:26

No, that's what I mean though. Like talent meant something. Like now everything's about being in the public eye, where like there are for sure musicians out there that are better than the musicians that currently exist that aren't popular and haven't been signed because they're not good to look at.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

Um thank you for bringing out an old word, old school word, because um it's been a while since we've done one.

SPEAKER_03 20:49

What what are your three things right now that you feel are heavy?

SPEAKER_02 20:53

The world, finances, prostates.

SPEAKER_03 20:59

So everything I already said.

SPEAKER_02 21:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:01

I'm trying to think of other things that I would find heavy as an adult. But that are like less just being an adult.

SPEAKER_02 21:12

I just found out we found out a few months ago my w my daughter is gonna have her first child. That's heavy. Very heavy, because that's making me an official grandparent. And the there's technically no pressure on me, but it feels more heavy than it did when I found out we were gonna have her.

SPEAKER_03 21:29

There is pressure on you. You don't understand why there's pressure on you, and I'm about to get real heavy.

unknown 21:33

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 21:34

Do I need to lay down for this? You got to watch your dad be a grandpa. Yeah. And your dad was a really good grandpa. He was pretty good. And so, like, whether it's subconsciously or not, there's a pressure in you to be as good to your grandchild and eventual grandchildren.

SPEAKER_02 21:51

What as what if I don't like the grandchild? I mean, I'm gonna love him, but what if I really don't like the person? To be fair. Papa had to have at least one he didn't like. Here we go. Hey, here's a thing that's kind of heavy. You haven't done anything about The Simpsons in the last few episodes. Yeah, I guess that's kind of heavy.

SPEAKER_03 22:10

Haven't I? Yeah. Oh, I can do something. It's not pertaining to well, it's pertaining to an episode, but it's not like a line from an episode or something. So Candace went Candace and I went to this Bob's something market out here. Okay. I think she was sending Jen pictures because they have a horrifically large fabric department for the fact that it's basically a general store type thing. Okay. But they had a games area in the back, and so they had all this fun stuff. I ended up buying Yahtzee that is a cup of noodles Yahtzee. So the shaker is actually a cup of noodles cup. Okay. And then the dice instead of numbers, it's like the different flavors. Like so there's a shrimp side and chicken side. Gross. Nobody likes shrimp. Hilarious. Anyways, when I was back in the toy section, they had uh the bobbing birds. Oh yeah. Which I got really excited about and texted um one of my friends from college because he was my big brother brother in the fraternity, and so he gave myself and all of his other little brothers Simpsons nicknames. Okay. But I texted him because we're huge Simpsons fans, and there's the episode where speaking of heavy, Homer gets fat. Homer was already fat, but he gets obscenely fat so that he can work from home and he gets gets to wear a moo moo. But he's working from home on the computer, and like he doesn't actually know how to do his job, right? But the computer at home somehow walks him through his job, and he realizes that like it's prompting him to do what he should be doing, so all he has to do is type yes in order to get the things done that are supposed to happen. Nice. But then as he's going through that, he learns that it's actually starting the process when he hits why, so he doesn't have to type out yes. And so, in the ultimate fit of Homer Simpson's laziness, instead of just repeatedly hitting Y as questions come up, he gets one of those birds and positions it so it hits the Y every time so that things keep happening. That's awesome. And so when I saw that not only do these things still exist, but they're still available for purchase in a normal store, I sent the picture to my buddy and he's like, get two. And so now I have to get two so that we each have one. Nice. Unless he wanted two for himself, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_02 24:30

So I would suggest favorite heavy cartoon character would obviously be Homer Simpson for you. I mean, you can't like Fat Albert anymore. He's kind of a rapist.

SPEAKER_03 24:43

Well, there's nothing to show that Fat Albert was a racist. Talk about heavy. I said racist. Rapist. Um yeah, I guess it would be Homer. I do really love Homer, but I think out of like the characters on The Simpsons, Homer is any fat cartoon characters. Oh comic shit, comic store guy. Comic comic book store is fat and fucking hilarious. Yeah. Because he's so me. You're not that big. No, but I am that angry and sarcastic. Uh a little bit. Um fat Tony. Fat's in his name, and he's hilarious too. And this is just dealing with The Simpsons. I haven't gotten into like Garfield technically as a cat, kind of fat. But you would you rank him higher? Or like uh not Falcorn Langhorn, who's the one I'm thinking of, that's fat from the Looney Tunes universe.

SPEAKER_02 25:42

Um the woman that always took care of uh Tom and Jerry.

SPEAKER_03 25:48

Or like the episode of Futurama, where it's anthology of interest too, and um Bender asks he wants to know what it would be like to be a human so he could eat and drink and smoke all the time. Uh-huh. And then that's the wish that's gets granted. Like it shows them what their wish would look like if they got it granted. And so it shows him with this, and like he gets so so aggressively into eating and drinking and smoking that he gets morbidly obese and actually dies. But the premise of this section of the episode is that Professor Farnsworth finds a way to make him human, and so he's basically turning in Bender as an uh thing to get an award for by making a robot human. But he dies prior to that, yeah. But they don't know he dies prior to that because when they roll out his fat body onto the stage, uh they keep hearing woo-hoo, which is what he says during the entire episode. But what it ends up being is it's uh air escaping the flat fat rolls on his body. Oh my god. That was a hell of a description.

SPEAKER_02 26:59

He's he's been dead for 12 hours. But I mean, for best fat cartoon character, you can get wrong. Um, it's Cartman from South Park.

SPEAKER_03 27:11

Nothing about South Park's best. I do one thing about the South Park that's the best is like how they are very vocal in the direction that we like to be vocal in.

SPEAKER_02 27:22

The best thing about their cartoon is how current they can be. Yeah. Because it's so cheaply to make they can make this episode so fast.

SPEAKER_03 27:28

Some people say Peter Griffin also wrong.

SPEAKER_02 27:31

Oh shoot, I forgot about Peter. He's pretty big.

SPEAKER_03 27:34

He is pretty big, and he has his funny moments, but I feel like I've always felt like that show is just a knockoff of the Simpsons anyway.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

Um yeah, Homer just nobody's gonna knock Homer off for because he's everybody's favorite slob. So should we end it with everybody's favorite slob?

SPEAKER_03 27:53

I'm right here, bro.

SPEAKER_02 27:54

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 27:55

Oh man. Pretty, pretty slob. That's heavy. It is heavy. I forgot what episode we were on until I said that just now.

SPEAKER_02 28:03

Put that shit down, dude. It's heavy.

SPEAKER_03 28:08

That's past. On to the next episode. Not to be confused with Dr. Dre. Um, anyway, uh fun flashback episode. Yeah. It's pretty heavy. Pretty heavy.

SPEAKER_02 28:19

It was medium heavy. Could have been heavier.

SPEAKER_03 28:22

I kept I feel like we kept it kind of light.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

Fun. Light and fluffy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:27

Not well, Fluffy's kind of heavy. Now I'm confused. Poor guy. This is the problem with him naming himself Fluffy. Like, I understand why he said Fluffy. He's asking for it. Fluffy sounds both light and heavy, and I can't deal with that.

SPEAKER_02 28:38

Do you see he was at our opening for uh Bucky's? No, I didn't say literally the third day it was open. Somebody they put it all, it was all over TikTok. Fluffy's here. He was like cool.

SPEAKER_03 28:50

Yeah. Do you see? Do you see how Bucky's is suing everybody that has a animal logo? Stupid. Uh what's his name? John Oliver. Okay. They've been doing a huge thing on it. And in fact, they've even created merchandise that almost directly steals the Bucky's logo. That's awesome. Just to see if they'll get sued, but to earn money for to donate to some charity, which is hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 29:17

John Oliver is amazing. And if by some chance this got in front of him, you the man.

SPEAKER_03 29:22

Yeah. Not just because you're a Liverpool fan. Sorry, Liverpool supporter, but that does help. Yeah. And if you want to be a supporter, be a supporter of this show. Hang out with your slang out. Uh you'll see links to support us. Obviously, follow us. Big thing for us is share with people. Like we don't like to be funny just for each other. And we're probably not funny for you, but it's going to hit somebody right. And so if you keep sharing it, eventually somebody will think we're funny.

SPEAKER_02 29:47

One out of seven people will probably think we're funny.

SPEAKER_03 29:50

One out of seven ain't bad. I like those odds.

SPEAKER_02 29:51

Yeah, I like those odds too. As long as we get like at least 14 people watching.

SPEAKER_03 29:55

That'd make me a solid major league second baseman.

SPEAKER_02 29:58

Was it?

SPEAKER_03 29:59

No.

SPEAKER_02 30:00

Are we gonna bring up that batting 3000 thing again?

SPEAKER_03 30:02

No.

unknown 30:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 30:03

But yes, what he said Mr. 3000 or batting 3000?

SPEAKER_02 30:06

Either way, it's the same thing. Same tip. And we gotta get out of here because there's a Dodger game about to start. Oh, good. Dude, who do they lose to today? Oh, yikes. By the time this comes out, that will have changed. No, that's happy. I gotta put that shit down. But um, yes, there'll be a support button you guys can do. It takes you to a link, uh, whether you want to subscribe. And um we got some fun things down the in the chamber, I guess, if you guys wanna you guys wanna follow us or anything.

SPEAKER_03 30:37

Like Yeah, we need a little something, guys. Like we'll send it to us, we'll wear it, we'll send it back. We have unless it's made by skims. We'll have we have some fun things coming. That's called skims. I thought it's called skanks. But it but it requires a little Dashian and Spanks. Yeah, skanks. That would just be canks. Ankles.

SPEAKER_02 30:59

Another thing that's heavy. Alright, the three the three best heavy people with cankles.

SPEAKER_03 31:04

Go. Well, I know one of them isn't currently residing in the White House. Should have known. You can't say cankles and not get me there. Like I don't I don't even know why you continue this conversation.

SPEAKER_02 31:16

Did you just say you can't say cankles and not get me there? That's heavy, dude. Put your pants back on. Whoa.

SPEAKER_03 31:23

Put that thing away. Alright. We've We're off the rails again.

SPEAKER_02 31:27

I blame you.

SPEAKER_03 31:28

Thanks.

SPEAKER_02 31:29

Cool.

SPEAKER_03 31:29

Before this episode goes too far. Yep. Fava? No, but Farva was the name of Kevin Heffernan's character in Supertroopers.

SPEAKER_02 31:41

Oh, that Farva was a bean. It's Fava. Who's Fava?

SPEAKER_03 31:49

Alright, we gotta get out of here. Alright, um, as always as I always as always on. As always, I'm Dan. And as usual, I'm Matt.

SPEAKER_02 32:00

Is it usually Matt? Yeah, I think so. That's his hip hop name. Usually Matt. Let's spell it with a PH. Get you on the flip side, Snangers. Alright, thanks for being there, guys. See you next time.