Get ready for another hilarious episode of Miscy Business!
We finally reveal...why all the dick talk! It's our secret recipe for breaking the ice and getting the real conversation flowing. It's like chewing a juicy piece of gum before the main course—gets us all loosened up and ready to dive into some heart-to-heart talks. So sit back, relax, and get cozy because this show is all about creating that comfy nook feeling. You're practically one of us already!
We then take a trip down memory lane to our good ol' high school days. Oh boy, the crazy pranks we pulled and the sports shenanigans we got up to—those were the days! We've got stories that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even shed a tear of nostalgic joy. And hey, ever thought about saving water while showering? Yeah, we did too! We've got some wacky ideas that might just tickle your fancy. Plus, we'll spill the beans on why being in a band can teach you more about communicating with your partner than any self-help book out there. Who knew, right?
Get ready for our hot takes on popular bands, songs we love to hate, and our favourite movie classics. From The Killers to American Pie and everything in between, we've got you covered.
So let's hit the road and get this show on the roll! Grab those headphones, tune out the world, and get ready for a laughter-packed adventure with us!
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Get ready for another hilarious episode of Miscy Business!
We finally reveal...why all the dick talk! It's our secret recipe for breaking the ice and getting the real conversation flowing. It's like chewing a juicy piece of gum before the main course—gets us all loosened up and ready to dive into some heart-to-heart talks. So sit back, relax, and get cozy because this show is all about creating that comfy nook feeling. You're practically one of us already!
We then take a trip down memory lane to our good ol' high school days. Oh boy, the crazy pranks we pulled and the sports shenanigans we got up to—those were the days! We've got stories that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even shed a tear of nostalgic joy. And hey, ever thought about saving water while showering? Yeah, we did too! We've got some wacky ideas that might just tickle your fancy. Plus, we'll spill the beans on why being in a band can teach you more about communicating with your partner than any self-help book out there. Who knew, right?
Get ready for our hot takes on popular bands, songs we love to hate, and our favourite movie classics. From The Killers to American Pie and everything in between, we've got you covered.
So let's hit the road and get this show on the roll! Grab those headphones, tune out the world, and get ready for a laughter-packed adventure with us!
Follow us on your favourite social platforms!
www.linktr.ee/miscellameous
turn it on. This is the start. This is the start. Whisper one the whisper, holy moly, that is some good shit, man.
Speaker 4:It is. I can't do it too loud because my mom's in the next room. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's record the vocals, but like my grandma's sleeping over, dude, when we released this cover, of Down with the Sickness, our band is going to be so fucking famous.
Speaker 2:That would be huge.
Speaker 1:Have you ever been in a situation where you genuinely thought that your band was going to be like a thing? I can't say as I have? So the first like I obviously played in a high school band and I was the front man And I at that point didn't really put any thought into what could potentially happen for like my band in the future, like being a big band. Right, i was just happy to play music simpler times And. But when I was a bit older I did vocals for a band with one of my friends and his friends And I was kind of like a screamer, kind of kind of like Rise Against, kind of.
Speaker 3:Thing.
Speaker 1:And and then very soon after that, I started playing drums for Beyond Mine, which eventually became House, first Hurricane. But I definitely remember like having these discussions with like the dudes that I was in my first band with and they were like man like oh, dude, we're going to be like, we're going to be like the next thing, like, basically like, and I wasn't feeling it. And the main reason I wasn't feeling is because I was the front man and I didn't have faith in my capabilities.
Speaker 4:But if one person doesn't feel it, it's not going to probably not happen yet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, But dude, when I started playing drums and I started playing with Beyond Mine, I genuinely had that feeling And I was like this band is going somewhere.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that were all I did. They did Yeah.
Speaker 1:Without me. Yeah, because they were pretty different, to their detriment, it turns out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, they crashed a burn soon after.
Speaker 1:Dude, who would have thought?
Speaker 2:You can turn that up. I've been a record I like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, give it a test There we go.
Speaker 4:Yeah, there we go. That's a good level, All right.
Speaker 1:So that was now I wanted to start the episode. How I wanted to start the episode was to talk about how our release has gone so far, because this is the first recording we've sat down for since we've actually released the new version of the podcast, and there's some things we need to address. One of them is people making a lot of comments about the amount of dick talk.
Speaker 1:Now I need you to understand, and if you've never worked in this type of environment, you kind of need to loosen up your crew before you get started, and that's break up. That's exactly it, right? You know, i'm just breaking the ice so that everyone takes a load off their shoulders and they start to feel more comfortable.
Speaker 4:You grease in the wheels.
Speaker 1:Is anything after that point is easy to talk about because you just start high and you ease into it. Now I want to address more specifically the comments people have made about the podcast in the way that like, oh my God, you know don't want to listen to this with the family around. When are you doing that? It's not the 1950s, Yeah Well you're all gathered around the radio.
Speaker 4:Time for the weekly episode of the MISKY business.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's the MISKY business and French show.
Speaker 1:I would bet dollars to donuts that any single person who has listened to our podcast has done so solo, in a car or with headphones.
Speaker 3:Yeah, So it's not a very speaker friendly.
Speaker 1:So like the whole concept of like oh, you know people who might be, i might hear that and I would be embarrassed about that Who And you know what. On top of that, it can be outturning secret, yeah you don't have to tell me if you're listening to this podcast.
Speaker 1:We don't care if you don't tell people. We care if you like it. So I don't want to hear about some person might like it, some person might not like it. I don't care. I care if you like it. You tell me if you like it or you don't. I don't care about any other person in that conversation.
Speaker 3:It's like we have to have a listener's guy and be like all right guys. Episode one and three heavy on the dick talk. Yeah, it's safe.
Speaker 1:We should have a website like does the dog die? dot com, and it just notes any time we talk about.
Speaker 4:Is that dick talk dot com.
Speaker 1:Because I mean, you know from the four episodes we've released up into the date that we're actually a new episode launching tonight on date of recording tomorrow night, tomorrow night, tomorrow night, yep. On date of recording. Yeah, a bit of a house. the sausage man situation that we've had one woman on the podcast and that's not through lack of lack of trying, but we're large, intimidating men and when you tell any single woman to sit in a room with us it's kind of intimidating to a degree.
Speaker 3:I asked her stuff. She was terrified for at least the first 15 minutes. She was definitely terrified of me.
Speaker 1:And we had Jamie's wife sit in the room with us just so she had some sort of female presence. But I hope that in time you will realize that we we mean no harm, We are general allies and hopefully we get more female guests who would want to come on the podcast in the future And we will. We've got some line up.
Speaker 3:It'll be good. Yeah, and like, yeah, i think if you push aside the dick talk, there's some insightful stuff. Okay, like I think, aside from that, the feedback you know has been like people have taken stuff from it. Yeah, the showering stuff People have commented on that I enjoyed that That was a throwaway comment as well.
Speaker 1:I'm glad people have really zoned in on that.
Speaker 2:It's quite funny. I think is you know what? Because it's relatable.
Speaker 3:Yeah, i was going to say everyone showers somewhat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, everyone should.
Speaker 3:So you know. So I guess exactly it's 100% relatable. It's not like I'm really a shower.
Speaker 4:Yeah, i'm not really a shower person.
Speaker 3:I mean there might be people out there that just like take bath. I certainly hope not, That's all they do, disgusting pig.
Speaker 1:They just they don't shower.
Speaker 3:I do not shower, i sit in a bathtub.
Speaker 4:Baths are pretty fucking gross when you think about it. They do. They're disgusting.
Speaker 1:There's an old Jerry Seinfeld bit where he talks about like you're literally sitting in your filth and it is 100% like.
Speaker 3:The water doesn't leave the tub till you're done. So where's it going?
Speaker 4:No, we're sitting in, like you know, dick balls and asshole soup pretty much. If you're like, yeah, yeah, that's pretty much all it is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is, it's, it's a. It's a personally contained swamp. Yeah, and, and the idea that you would do that to get clean is wrong. Yeah, like you should only be using a bath for like relaxation relaxation, yeah, soaking, like sports, you know, things like that Like it's really good for you know you can do it like a soap or you can do an ice bath, that's what a bath.
Speaker 3:And the order restrictions and how. They suggested having a bucket at the bottom of your shower so that it would catch the water off you Yeah. So you could then reuse it. That's kind of nice Now I get that. we had to do it to an extent, Did we?
Speaker 4:But in hindsight well, gee, I don't think anyone did. No, I really Yeah.
Speaker 1:I was myself out there and say that I didn't change a thing. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh, I think my dad watered less concrete. That was about it. Yeah, Like let's be real. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Which is his ethnic right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, and that was the difference. Yeah, that was the difference.
Speaker 3:Every that, all I had to do was mandate for every. Italian. I'd just stop watering concrete and the fucking drought would have been ended.
Speaker 1:Just every ethnic family that danced out water in the concrete.
Speaker 4:Nah, some of them did it on the slide, some of them did it at night time when you couldn't get busted for it. It's like just slightly water in the concrete.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they put timers on their sprinklers to turn them on like 3am And they're like. I'll be damned if my olive trees are going to die through this drought.
Speaker 3:I must harvest The garden for fucking flourishing like yeah, they just siphoning water from the neighbors. I'll never know.
Speaker 1:Like non native trees, all just flourishing through a drought.
Speaker 2:Fruit trees are plenty. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, I do remember my parents put one of those timers inside the shower and I think for a period I had good intentions and I would flip it and then, when it finished, I'd be like God, just one more.
Speaker 3:Timers or whatever they are. Yeah, like sans through the hourglass.
Speaker 4:There was like a limited hourglass.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was hilarious Yeah.
Speaker 3:I think I think they were probably given out for free or something.
Speaker 1:They were Yeah, they were Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I was like.
Speaker 3:I remember having the exact same thing. It was white plastic with grains. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, after I portable and a box looked at, it was like in the bed didn't make it inside Jamie. Turn on all the taps patterns.
Speaker 2:Do it, we're doing this now Get my house pitch.
Speaker 4:Fetch my house jamming.
Speaker 1:So I mean drought aside. I feel as though the launch did pretty well. We had like really good hits early on. It's tapered off a little bit and gone more regular now, which is expected when you get a few episodes out. But yeah, i think the launch was really good And and and you know, we we always like had the game show thing going on, which I'd love to bring back in some sort of live format. But I'm really glad that people seem to be locking in with this. I'm happy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, 100 percent, i agree, And I think, like I think I pointed out, like a lot of people actually did hold it didn't taper off that much. to be honest with you, actually held pretty strong through the first three or so, which is really good Showed people you know giving it a shot which is all we can ask. Thanks.
Speaker 2:Thank you, thanks Yeah.
Speaker 1:And thank you, and thank you, and thank you. Yeah, fucking A Anyone who dropped off. They're like those people in high school that, like you know, just uh, i was going to say something, but now I'm thinking of something completely different. There was a dude in my high school who had like a, a Tourette's explosion, and he was like banging the wall next door and my teacher went in to find out what was going on and it was just his Tourette's thing, like he's tick. So he was just like his arm was just like flourishing, and I was like, okay, yeah, that's fair. Like like no one really, you know, we didn't treat this guy like shit or anything like that, like he was a regular dude, um, but he had ticks, Um. But I just remember thinking and this is as like a 14 year old like why didn't the teacher just move him to a middle seat, maybe not against the wall, where his arm was punching it through no fault of his own?
Speaker 4:It was just like lashing out sideways, maybe in fear of hitting another, another student.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. I mean like I don't know, i don't know what your like school was set out like, but ours were like, uh like little fold up tables, basically like what we've got now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Great for audio content, Liam Um, but like one of those is basically just a double table and it was two chairs and there were aisles so that she could have very easily just moved him to yeah, you know aisle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Some other teachers that just sticking around the company.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's like, uh, someone's bashing on the wall and and and the other teacher was like, oh, that's you know, blah, blah sitting there. It was like, okay, move him.
Speaker 3:Maybe carry on Yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but like is his arm sore.
Speaker 2:Exactly Yeah. They just give him a pillow instead.
Speaker 3:Yeah, pillow is the wall. Yeah, just watch this real quick. Yeah, put a glove on him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i was thinking about school again the other day and just how like, um, how well I did at school with teachers who were like good and how I'd like. Like, for example, i did like a lot of advanced classes, i did like advanced math and stuff like that. And then when I got to like the equivalent of year 10 maths, i got a different teacher and immediately I sucked at maths and at the time I was just like, oh, i'm too dumb for this, that's fine, i just, you know, i'll just stop doing maths and then you're 1112. I just did like the regular maths. And I think back on it now and I'm just like, no, it probably wasn't my fault.
Speaker 2:No like.
Speaker 4:I really feel like the quality of your teacher does contribute to how well you can do at school, especially back then when we're in high school. The public school system is fucking horrible Yeah pretty bad. They would just get anyone to fill in as a teacher and not know how to teach. Dude, I'll be straight up with you.
Speaker 1:I've met people in my life as in my adult life and I'm almost 40 now like for any listener, so like there's a lot of people that I know and have interacted with that are teachers and I would say 80% of them are people who just went into teaching because they had nothing else that they would do. And the people that have went into teaching and have got qualifications doing it were dumb like dog shit. People that would like work for me and needed the most like intense amount of instruction to do the most basic of regular things. So yeah, i mean.
Speaker 4:That kind of makes sense because my when I was in high school, we had a PE teacher who also taught maths and sometimes science. Wow, that's not right.
Speaker 3:That's not good, unless they are actually skilled in those areas.
Speaker 1:I mean like I'm impressed He was not. That makes that's not good.
Speaker 3:He was a PE teacher, yeah Well that's not good then, but like it's not impossible, They could have those crossovers genres, But when it's like we just need someone to sit in and have this class continue being crap at what they're doing.
Speaker 4:We'll get the sports teacher Exactly. He's sitting in the teacher's office right now. He's a.
Speaker 3:Japanese class covering.
Speaker 1:He just comes in Arri Gato. And he comes in and he's got those running shorts that are kind of swishy, and he's got his keys on a lanyard and they're hanging out the side. Everyone had the same He had exactly that. Yeah, everyone had the same In the public system. Anyway, they were all the same teacher.
Speaker 4:And.
Speaker 1:Apollo.
Speaker 2:And Apollo.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Nah, nah. And then I flashed to the other PE teacher.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:No, he was that one, yeah, dude.
Speaker 4:Once he came in, we're all getting changed after PA. This was like year eight. He just, he, just like fucking strolls into those changing rooms And the way the changing rooms were it was just like your back wall and then like your arm, you know.
Speaker 1:They got the seats in the middle where you put your hooks in your bags.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah that throughout the middle He just walks on through. It's like good day boys. And then everyone just looks at him. And then he just proceeds to turn around and pull his dick, like out of his shorts to take a piece. He's had to get everyone's attention. Good day boys, we're just like oh. And then proceeds to pull his dick through the bottom of his shot.
Speaker 1:He dropped his balls out as well.
Speaker 4:Didn't say No. Can we get him to?
Speaker 3:take a piece.
Speaker 1:Yeah, do I. I'm having an existential crisis right now.
Speaker 4:I think I do, following back to the dick. Yeah, we really couldn't get away from that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I actually don't know, fuck me.
Speaker 1:That's like that That reminded me of like footy piss, like you need to take a piece.
Speaker 1:You would like go to the wing or like, really like, go out to the pocket, like the far pocket, and you would take a knee and then you just like, and then you just like, wheeze all your dick out and piss on the ground. Yeah right And like like. every now and then you get one of those dudes, one of those defenders that just like, would just be touching you the whole time and then come over and you're like my man, i'm taking a piss Like you know. those defenders that just like don't give you an inch?
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh man. Yeah, that's a thing. I just remember those.
Speaker 4:I didn't know you'd like footy, was it that just on the side of the over?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, you go it because you don't want to go off, because you don't know when you're going to come back on. Yeah So you just like, so you just go really wide out to the wing and you'd like to like take a knee Yeah. Right, and then on the on the upwards you just put the dick out on that side and piss directly down.
Speaker 4:There you go. Yeah, when things, new things every day.
Speaker 3:Yeah, man, you're gonna be shot sometime. Yeah, no, i'm good I was good at the bathroom. I was gonna try to take a day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, you guys have showers at your school as well.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, but no one use them. Yeah, no chance, no shower. It was not a pristine condition to this day.
Speaker 3:Yeah, i don't think I've even turned on the ground on those tiles Clean.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is. This is not an.
Speaker 3:American high school I don't even think that.
Speaker 4:have water hooked up in there Like no one's fucking, no one's, no one's no way.
Speaker 1:How sweaty I was at high school. There was zero chance. I was no chance.
Speaker 4:Dude, you would go even hang, even going to the toilet, like in high school, because you just get fucked with Yeah, like if you have to, if you're to take a shit and you're in the cubicle and you've closed the door.
Speaker 1:Yeah, forget it.
Speaker 4:You're almost a target. You're a target. Yeah, yeah, you've got a target on the door and you're fucked.
Speaker 3:Dude, it doesn't matter. Do you have a slightly rougher school then? You would go out, yeah, everyone was taking jumps all over the place at any, Oh, not on the field.
Speaker 2:That's real quick Dude you would play the soccer.
Speaker 1:World Cup Year nine versus year ten at school at lunchtime on like a winter day and you would just go back to class like fucking coated in mud, oh yeah. You would just be caked over your pants and if anyone even suggested that you go to this year I was to clean up, you'd be like no, no, thank you, i've got to do that.
Speaker 4:When you think about it like you, when you're doing like PA classes, you just you're running around, you're sweating and stuff, you're in your PA clothes, but then you're like have to change back into uniform. Yeah, and you just put uniform back over your sweaty fucking body.
Speaker 1:You know, they don't do that anymore.
Speaker 4:Really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, schools, if you have PA on that day, you're allowed to just wear your sport uniform, which is like shorts and a like a like a t-shirt or a polo.
Speaker 3:Yeah, high school, even back when I was in high school let let us do that. And the amount of times you'd be like, oh fuck, like I thought it was PA today, just so you could wear uniform So easy to get away with as well.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we didn't really have time table confuse again. Yeah, oh damn.
Speaker 3:I didn't. I didn't have a sport uniform. We just know fucking sport in our normal school uniform. Yeah, right, and it got rough? Yeah, they would make us change.
Speaker 1:They would make us change, for they would make us change for PE, but at lunchtime you would just wear your school, school, school, yeah. Yeah, 100 and whatever, yeah, and if you had a polo with a pocket on it. God bless that pocket.
Speaker 4:That pocket's gone, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So sometimes, before you even got there, if you rock up to school with a polo, with a fresh pocket on it, people just walk up to you and just go bang.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know there's like a was it? countless comodores, the commodores missing the fuel kit? It's literally like that with the polos. Yeah, just like pocketless polo. We had the, we just we all the white shirts. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:And I think towards the end of our year, probably year eight or nine we had like a stack. It was like a stack of pockets Just running under people. like we collected the fucking pockets.
Speaker 3:It's hilarious. Do you remember when PB still badges, car badges?
Speaker 1:Yeah, badging, yeah, badging and letter boxing. Yeah, you go and smash someone's letter box.
Speaker 3:No idea.
Speaker 4:We're talking about. Yeah, we never did that.
Speaker 1:I did the opposite one time. I got like when you went around and built a bunch of letter bonds? No, we would like.
Speaker 4:we would tape them off with like I'm going to build this fucking awesome birdhouse on this one You want to do legit.
Speaker 1:We like. We taped off this letter box like masks that off and repainted it. We just spray paint to repaint it and we were just like amazing And like what, like what in our heads was going on? We were just like, wow, this is funny, but we weren't even there, like to see the reaction of our own. Like what was our satisfaction from that? I mean, I thought it was funny at the time and it was.
Speaker 3:It's nicer than smashing them.
Speaker 1:Dude, imagine coming out in the morning and your letter box is just repainted. Yeah, like you were doing like actual fresh paint jobs or like, yeah, we masked it and it repainted it. That's amazing.
Speaker 3:That's not like comical paint like graffiti, you just like redid people.
Speaker 1:We just repainted their letter box, which is awesome. Pimp your letter box Hilarious. The ladies stare at the front and they're like damn those hooligans.
Speaker 3:I wish they'd come back and do my thing.
Speaker 4:Someone who would have been upset. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, they wouldn't dare paint my fence a lovely color.
Speaker 1:Dude, they didn't get rid of it either because, like we would drive, we would ride past there on our bikes and it was still there. They just left it.
Speaker 2:That's sick Man.
Speaker 4:I mean we did some really stupid shit when we were younger. Hey, like you're a dumb asshole.
Speaker 3:Like on letter boxes. I had a mate right. Well, I reckon we would have been. Jamie had a friend that did this Yeah. But he would have been, i would have been 16. He would have been 15 because he hadn't just got. He hadn't got in these L's yet, yeah, no, just got in these L's. What? when do we get out 16?, 16.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so anyway, he's gone and taken his car for a drive because his parents went out and he'd already had a car gifted to him Old Commodore, yeah, standard Um and he's taken it around the block and as he's come back around, so his house was like two houses away from a corner and the house across the road had this lovely brick letterbox and he's come belt in around the corner, lost the control of the back end and they came bounding over pretty much Taking out the whole letterbox like gone.
Speaker 3:and then, yeah, panicked and just drove straight into his house, like in the garage, and just thought no one would notice and like went inside and just sat there playing PlayStation Whichly fun. when he played up, police knock on the door and they're like, uh, have you been driving a white Commodore around? He's like, uh, no, they're like, well, the lady across the road who now has no letterbox says otherwise. Yeah, the time actually your house was in her front room Watch your TV.
Speaker 3:They're like watch the Bang Take out the driver straight into his driveway, which is opposite her house.
Speaker 2:Oh my God.
Speaker 3:Yeah, i watched him stash the evidence in the garage.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 1:That's astounding.
Speaker 3:That is phenomenal punishment It was a six month suspension on his house, so essentially he had to just wait on He had to pay for a new letterbox, but he just had to wait six months longer to get his piece.
Speaker 4:That's really not that bad. No, just repaint it. That's so like kids will be.
Speaker 2:that's like boys, you guys are inside you and your place.
Speaker 1:If you left it long enough, we're going to found it. We did hang around the same area, so it was just, it scores me, we um when I was at that 16 to sort of 17 range um me and my friends, we found a Datsun on um in the trading post. Oh the trading, uh, $500. So we pulled our money together There was that's seven amazing, or?
Speaker 1:eight of us and we all bought it together and the guy that bought it took like the cash and he gave it to the dude and he was like, oh, is your dad here? And he was like, oh, my dad's going to pick it up later. Um, i'll just give him the key and tell him where it is. And he was like, okay. So we just came back and like the dead of the night, and you guys had a car.
Speaker 3:That's amazing.
Speaker 1:And then we took it to the um the Bunnings on Fertigali Road and we taught each other to drive there. We're just like drive inside the house.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's legendary And over time.
Speaker 1:Uh, it died. Um. I could never take it because if I parked it anywhere near my house and my parents found out, i was like no chance yet You would have Um. But I was always subject to being picked up like a lot of the. So I was like, yeah, i was still happy, got my ins and eventually it was like dying and like we had no way of knowing how to fix it.
Speaker 1:Um, it was basically on its last legs, So we took it to the creek um, where the bike track is and we did that thing where you, where you drive it off a cliff, and we just drove it into the creek and everyone jumped out.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, and I couldn't fit inside. So I was on the roof.
Speaker 1:So I was like oh my god And we drove towards it which was probably safer. Now that I think about, it Yeah, no chance of the doors closing Yeah, yeah. But yeah, we just had like, we were like let's give this a royal send off and we like just drove it into the fucking creek, You know what.
Speaker 3:On that point, though, you said you were on the roof, so essentially you didn't need to be a part of that at all.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, It was ceremonial James. Ceremonial send off.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Of the dats.
Speaker 3:It was like but if you were on the roof you played no part, Absolutely amazing.
Speaker 2:I'm literally there for the ride. Yeah.
Speaker 3:As the most athletic one he had to go on the roof.
Speaker 4:Yeah, No, no, it checks out. I just wanted to confirm. I mean they could have put a brick on the uh, I mean, or something you know. Yeah, I mean, I think, like, in our minds.
Speaker 1:I it was like going pretty fast, but it was probably like five Slowly rolling. It's just like fucking hit the bottom and like the creek wasn't even like deep. Yeah, and just like landed in it and it was just sitting there and we were like. And then we like, someone went down there and took the key out. Okay, Cool, Should we close the doors? Yeah, Close the door. So we were like okay that's the end of that.
Speaker 2:That's fucking amazing, so good.
Speaker 3:Holy shit Man.
Speaker 4:That's probably worth the fair bit these days.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it really would be. Oh yeah, like in decent condition in which it wasn't in, but, like you know, obviously, any old car in good conditions. Yeah, Oh man dude, that's amazing, god bless.
Speaker 3:That's good.
Speaker 1:We also had a? um, we also had a bike, a communal mountain bike, which we called Alenor, And we we, three of us, four of us, three or four of us bought it from a, from a. we were walking home past 9am from the previous night's activities and we went past a cash converters and it was out the front and we bought it and, like, dinked each other home on it.
Speaker 2:And then that became a communal bike.
Speaker 3:So it was like who's got?
Speaker 1:Alenor. And then we're like oh oh, liam's got Alenor. Oh, can you bring it to this party because I need it for this? Okay, cool, yeah, no worries.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you called it Alenor. Yeah, because it got in seconds, seconds reference.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was a big movie back then for us to be.
Speaker 2:Yeah, great movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Yeah should rewatch that. actually It's still good. I rewatched many black. That was great movie Sugar.
Speaker 2:Side note.
Speaker 1:Sugar.
Speaker 4:And water Detective Gorin man, he does such a good job He does, yeah, black.
Speaker 1:Dude Um, i, i did, um, i did have something I wanted to um, and it wasn't this. Is this going to give?
Speaker 3:me up.
Speaker 1:No, have you muted it. Yep, let me know what you want to go ahead, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah that's all I needed.
Speaker 1:It wasn't that I gotta, I gotta, uh, I gotta another thing. Hold on Here. it is So, um, I found this video and I was like, oh, you know what would be fun is and you can put volume up, by the way Um, it's this like uh, I can add as it says that you can put it on.
Speaker 1:I can take the volume myself. So I found a video of bacon pancakes, uh, that Jake sings in adventure time and, um, I'll play it. So like, if anyone happens to have not heard it, you'd be like fucking weird that you hadn't at this stage. Um, but Making pancakes. Making bacon pancakes Takes a bacon, and I'll put it in a pancake, but this video plays it in a bunch of different languages.
Speaker 2:That's what it's gonna make bacon pancakes.
Speaker 1:So I thought it would be funny if you guys try to guess uh, what language?
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, because it's got like a bunch of languages.
Speaker 1:All right, you ready to go?
Speaker 2:Very aggressive hat.
Speaker 3:AH well Danish.
Speaker 4:Dua I'm scared.
Speaker 1:I'm scared. Deep voice, it's French, i love.
Speaker 3:Biggie Polish.
Speaker 2:Polish You're right.
Speaker 3:Mandarin, it's Chinese. You know my ruff. Yeah nice, yeah Italian, i love it.
Speaker 2:I love it. I love it, i love it.
Speaker 1:I love it, i love it, i love it, i love it, i love it.
Speaker 3:I love it, i love it, i love it, i love it. Italian, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1:Italian Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's your voice for Italy. Yeah, sounds like it's going to be an English.
Speaker 4:I'm going to Arabic. Yeah, it's Turkish. What the?
Speaker 2:Wait, this is Spanish. What's Spanish?
Speaker 1:Yeah, we already did Spanish, though, didn't we?
Speaker 4:That was different to the other part. It was a different accent It could have been
Speaker 1:the same Arabic. Yes, arabic, good call, yeah, portuguese. Yeah, i was like nothing.
Speaker 2:Sound a little bit French, yeah, so funny though I was, like I'm going to speak French.
Speaker 3:I'm going to speak French. I'm going to speak French. I'm going to speak French. I'm going to speak French. I'm going to speak French.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so funny though I was like man, this is a good video, i was sick, i was like one of them.
Speaker 2:I was like Eastern.
Speaker 4:European.
Speaker 3:Interesting to me how the whole voice changes, though, like the way it sounds for different markets.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was sick.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it sounded like they use whoever voices.
Speaker 2:Mario, i think it's a Simpsons in Italian. Yeah.
Speaker 3:So Marge sounds like she sounds like one of her sisters, like she's a 50 like cigarette a day smoke Right, marge.
Speaker 1:Not sound like that already, though, but like worse. Oh me, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:The long name is really exaggerated.
Speaker 4:Yeah, sorry. Yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 1:That was good That was cool. Fucking NBA was pretty cool, so he didn't win and that was rad That was great.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I was looking at like basically just like highlights and shit like that, because I didn't have time to watch a whole game. But I was like watching highlights and Nicola, he's like so clumsy but he's not like he looks uncomfortable the whole time And he's just like the literal best player in the NBA. Yeah, and I was like I can see shades of myself in this because, like I've played a lot of sport and, generally speaking, i'm comfortable enough to say that I'm pretty much good at any sport and any sport that I do play, i'm like in the top three of like what that team has to offer. Never the best player, but I'm always like someone you would want to contribute. But I've also seen footage of myself playing sport and I look uncle.
Speaker 1:So in my head all these years I thought maybe like I was like really smooth in the way that I played, like whatever sport I was playing. I thought it was a really smooth player. But now, like after seeing footage of myself playing, i'm like, oh, i'm kind of like clunky. And I think it just puts people off in a weird way when they try to like play against me.
Speaker 3:I don't know. It's very weird. I think that's pretty like. I've known a few people well, someone I played like football with for like 16s and 18s very similar to what you're saying. Like if you had just stopped by to watch a minute of the game you'd be like that guy is terrible, mind you, i think he came equal, best and fairest And, like exactly for what you're saying, looked like a baby giraffe as he was like running down the field but would just be in the right spot at the right time. Just amazing.
Speaker 1:In my head. I feel like my movements are so smooth, And then I see that shit and I'm like, oh, like I'm so rigid, like my back is like so straight And like I kind of like why did I step like that? Like just like yeah.
Speaker 4:No, that's the thing, though, i found the same, because you know, at the basketball stadium that we play at, they used to record every game you go back and watch it after the fact And I remember the same thing. Looking at myself play for the first time, i'm like wow what is that?
Speaker 3:That's not what's in my mind at all.
Speaker 4:I thought my jump shot looked fucking nice, but it doesn't.
Speaker 1:Like, wow, that felt nice. And in your head you just like you think you'd look like fucking Derek Rose, like MVP season, like you just like he's really fucking neat moves. And then you look at the playback and you're like why do I lean forward so much? Yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 4:Wow, I don't really jump at all, huh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Like six centimeters in your mind, like you're reflect back on it and you feel like you're like literally floating through the air. on the actual video, it's like an inch off the ground.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, literally that.
Speaker 1:On the video, you wouldn't get cold.
Speaker 2:I could almost be a target. I was, i could touch a ramp.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Yeah, but like you know, and then you've got the dude who is like literally finals MVP for the NBA And he does look like that. He looks so clunky, everything he does looks so uncomfortable, but he's just like amazing.
Speaker 4:But he's spot on with everything. Yeah, he does Yeah.
Speaker 1:He's amazing.
Speaker 4:Like there's not one play that he makes where you're like, hmm, what the fuck were you doing there, dude? Like everything's calculated in pinpoint and it's like passes shooting, like everything he's knowledge of the game and everything like that, And it's always an afterthought, though, because you don't know what he's doing until it's done, and then you're like oh, that was the right thing to do, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:But before it you're not like, oh, he should pass to that person. You're just like, what is he doing? And then you're like, oh no, that was the right thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Yeah. And it's like how do you de up on someone like him as well, Because of the way his movements are? he's fairly unpredictable.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Exactly Was there that quote.
Speaker 3:When they're playing against, who does Rudy Go Bear play for now?
Speaker 1:He plays for the Jets.
Speaker 3:Oh no, he plays for the Minnesota Jets. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, And was it Rudy Go Bear's? like, don't worry, I've got him. And like at that point, Yokojiro scored 47 points.
Speaker 1:And he was like man.
Speaker 3:I've got 47 on you. You've got me Dude. he's no good for highlighting because, like complete your report.
Speaker 1:Don't know what to do, man Like, with the run out of the finals. They got nothing to post about. So, they're just like. They're just like posting stuff about things that Nikolai Yokoji does off the court Because. Yokoji, sorry Because you can't post about like the things that he does on the court because he looks uncomfortable.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he does, he does.
Speaker 1:Like so they're like hey, he puts a ring on his shoe because he's married And it's like okay, cool. Yeah, i saw that And he plays.
Speaker 3:That's all they show Like yeah, might as well have just gone into recess for a month or something Like they might as well just be like you know what guys? we're just gonna shut down the account for a month till LeBron's relevant again.
Speaker 4:Yeah, thanks guys, bye In the NBA also. Even in the finals, though, it's talking about what he might do like in his off season. Do you reckon the finals is a different point?
Speaker 3:Bleacher report will just retire their Instagram the day that he retired. Yeah, shut it.
Speaker 1:Hopefully that giraffe kid that's coming. No, but that time the league next year will be good, Bronnie will be in the league by that time.
Speaker 3:So then they'll just revert to Bronnie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, spam. They won't call it Bronnie, though Call it LeBron's kid.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you're right. Second coming of LeBron Oh man Fuck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 1:Wemby, Wemby Yeah that. Wemby, wemby. He's a baby giraffe man, he's not gonna do well.
Speaker 3:I don't think anyway, oh yeah, i don't know, he'll get beaten up for a little bit. Yeah, i think so. That's what'll happen.
Speaker 1:I mean he'll do good. He looks like a day long legs.
Speaker 3:It actually like it blows my mind. I've never seen that kind of coverage for anyone in any sport, pre coming into the league Zion, that's.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, before him was the Bron.
Speaker 3:Okay, But with Zion they didn't like. NBA league pass literally shows this Wemby's guys games.
Speaker 4:Like it's ridiculous. That's cause he's really good.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I know.
Speaker 4:I get it But it's like.
Speaker 1:See, Jamie understands why things get televised.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh, thank you, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:I didn't know, i just mean it.
Speaker 4:It's pretty crazy. You say this TV Jamie.
Speaker 1:No, let's break it down. Please Look, they had a choice between that or the WNBA. Oh, oh, oh Oh.
Speaker 2:You don't even need to pay for the WNBA. That's what that's telling about it.
Speaker 3:You gotta pay to watch this kid, but not the WNBA. Yeah, we love women Also. Great fundamentals. Yeah, i just don't Like. I just think it's a lot of pressure to literally create a highlight show about him, cause like, if he comes in and flat lines and does essentially a Zion, then it's going to be like oh, this is sad. What a complete other note. Did you hear that? Fuck, i've just gone completely blank Zion's back in the headlights though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's easy ever For begging thoughts.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:God, I can't say no to a DM. That guy.
Speaker 1:Dude, he really can't. Yeah, It's like man, she's, she's got screenshots, man, stop it, what are you doing?
Speaker 4:Call her, he's an idiot.
Speaker 3:Oh geez, i was actually going to talk about, is it? Dwight Howard, dwight.
Speaker 4:Howard, it's in Taiwan, yeah.
Speaker 1:Did you?
Speaker 3:hear about how he got asked to take a 65% pay cut.
Speaker 1:Yeah, in Taiwan Yeah.
Speaker 3:And he's literally like topping the league in everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i do know we went over there on a fucking good quid, though Stupid.
Speaker 3:He's like averaging 28 points, 18 rebounds, 14 assists.
Speaker 1:He's living like a king. He wants to go back to the NBA now.
Speaker 4:He's got his confidence back. He thinks he's ready for it.
Speaker 1:He just went over there, dominated in a professional league, And now he's like oh, actually, you know what? I'm not shit, i'm going to go back to the NBA And he might be good again.
Speaker 4:Because that's actually possible. He's not going to get minutes anywhere, though. Nah, that's true As long as he's happy to ride a bench.
Speaker 3:Be there as like a ninth man Yeah.
Speaker 4:But that's why he left the NBA, because he was just on the bench all the time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if you've got a high opinion of yourself, you've got a high opinion of yourself.
Speaker 1:You've got feature on the fall every night, so I'm Malo can't get another deal.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's not dealing on a ride a bench.
Speaker 4:I don't think He retired, didn't he?
Speaker 3:He didn't in the end, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but he did want to try and come back.
Speaker 3:Wait, who retired Malo?
Speaker 1:Malo Anthony. Oh, sorry Yeah, sorry Yeah.
Speaker 4:I think he's been Malo like Charlotte Hornets Malo.
Speaker 1:I can't imagine No 19.
Speaker 3:And he's busy buying those horrendous watches Jesus the pimple watch. When we release this episode, we'll put it in the fucking notes. I'll link to that horrendous watch.
Speaker 1:It's diamond encrusted, but they didn't have anywhere to put it on the watch, So they just made like pustule looking pimple portions and then put a diamond on the end of it.
Speaker 3:Disgusting. It kind of made me queasy to look at. It looks horrible. It's fucking disgusting.
Speaker 1:I'll show you Andrew.
Speaker 3:OK, it sounds terrible, i mean great.
Speaker 1:And it would be like insanely expensive as well. That's a thing, Stupid Like millions and millions. Stupid, expensive Yeah. If you were getting paid $200 million a year. Could you stop yourself from waving a gun around on Instagram?
Speaker 3:If that would somehow take away the $200 million.
Speaker 1:Would you stop doing that? Oh, 100%. Well, jarmarant, didn't? You were getting?
Speaker 3:paid $200 million a year. Could you not be an idiot? That's not the real question. I could not be an idiot now. Pretty simple I'm getting paid, he's not even a gangster man Like.
Speaker 1:He's just a regular ass dude Fucking wannabe Yeah there we go.
Speaker 4:Yeah Well, really great. Great for listening, but I'll show you All the description. Was pretty apt, though The description is accurate, like we said we'll post the picture when we release the clips.
Speaker 1:That is like pustules, i don't need to bear witness to this, because it's fucking hideous.
Speaker 3:It looks like something that has been salvaged from a shipwreck.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it does actually. It's really barnacles.
Speaker 3:It's straight up, looks like it's just a SpongeBob themed watch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's gnarly man.
Speaker 2:Straight up barnacles.
Speaker 3:Oh, dude, fuck it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's not good NBA star.
Speaker 1:Dude, i've reverted back to analog watches. Recently I got sick of my smartwatch And now I just use like I'm back to analog, i'm like I'm going retro. Is it because of the Dragon Ball?
Speaker 3:Z A little bit.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I've got a number of swatch watches, though.
Speaker 3:I love swatch.
Speaker 1:Me and my friend Vinny, we sweat swatch so bad And every time they have a new release for something that looks semi-cool, we send it to each other.
Speaker 3:It is cool collabs.
Speaker 1:They do really good collabs, man. Swatch have real good collabs. Yeah, it was in a store the other day. I found a cartridge for Super Nintendo for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and I was like huh, I thought this only came out like 10 years ago, and then I looked it up and it turns out JoJo's has been around for like 35 years. One of the longest standing comics of all time. I was like wow Yeah. Obviously it's Japanese, because it's like JoJo's.
Speaker 1:But yeah, yeah, no shit. Also, i drove an hour to get to that place And then I told these guys this story already, but you haven't heard. I drove to Melton to take Finn to this like buy, resell, kind of like game traders' video game place And they had like no Sonic stuff, which is what Finn was there for. Oh, sorry, to begin with, actually they had one Sonic thing. It was an amiibo for Super Smash Brothers and it was $140.
Speaker 3:Are you serious? I was like we're not gonna get my man.
Speaker 1:Like I love you and that ain't worth that Yeah.
Speaker 2:Wow, fuck that.
Speaker 1:Apparently it must be rare or like a limited release, or they don't make him anymore, i'm not sure. $140. They resell wasn't even in a box, wow.
Speaker 3:I find a lot of stores that someone literally walking around with like a pricing gun and just chucking prices on things.
Speaker 1:Dude, they're checking online. I reckon they're checking like whatever the most expensive selling price is on eBay and then making that, make that, yeah, cause people try and haggle as well, yeah. We walked out empty handed. Actually I was surprised. He was like just like, no, i don't want anything if it's not Sonic. And I was like there's tons of other stuff and he's into other stuff. He just, you know, was having a moment, i guess, yeah. And then when I got there I overheard some of the clerks talk.
Speaker 3:Oh God.
Speaker 1:And one of them smells like Teen Spirit started playing and one of them some dude. I think this guy didn't work there, but he knew the guy that worked there I think it was the scenario And he was like, yeah, i never really got into this group, hey, and I was like this group the fuck Do you mean.
Speaker 2:Nirvana And then like they were a boy band, Yeah. And then the guy that works.
Speaker 1:There was like oh yeah, i just leave it on because, like it's a song that everyone knows I don't really like it. And I was like what? People walking around disrespecting Nirvana to the point where they won't even say oh, i don't like Nirvana, they say I don't like this group.
Speaker 4:Come on man, How were they super young?
Speaker 1:I don't think super young. I'd estimate late twenties at the earliest age.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, yeah, all enough to know better.
Speaker 1:So like it's not, probably not there for the rise of like grunge and its effect.
Speaker 3:Like on the music industry.
Speaker 1:And Dave Grohl is like the most prominent like rock individual of all time you know, and he's still playing music today. And then they're just like going to disrespect Nirvana by saying this group. This group.
Speaker 2:I was mind blown man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's pretty crazy You know, and I'm like I'm like I'm not listening to Nirvana every day, but I definitely did listen to a lot of Nirvana and I stand them pretty hard. I think that their impact on the music industry was huge. Yeah, I think that's undeniable, if you like them or not.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:You just have to acknowledge that that's a thing like they did, something that then caused a lot of other things to happen.
Speaker 4:Yeah, as a group effort. Yeah, as a group.
Speaker 3:Yeah, as a boy band. Yeah, that group Right up there. That's what paved the way for NSYNC and Backstreet.
Speaker 2:Boys.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm sure there's ways you could argue that There's, probably There's albums. There's got to be a link in there somewhere.
Speaker 3:It's pretty random, Oh God.
Speaker 1:I haven't seen Fast X yet, but I have watched all of the other ones in the lead up to it. I'm not in a rush to see it. I'm probably not even going to go to the movies to see it, Mate don't.
Speaker 2:Mate you got us.
Speaker 3:I swear to God.
Speaker 1:But I still do. I still do like them, like the movies in general. But I realized in my watch through, of all nine of them, 10 of them up to this time, 10, 11.
Speaker 3:It's more nine because it's fast, yeah, because it's an extra one. Yeah, i mean, if you include all of them.
Speaker 4:I thought it was 11.
Speaker 3:No, it's 10. Some of them don't have like really Yeah.
Speaker 1:So there's Fast and the Furious being the first one to fast to furious, fast and furious, fast five, i love that. Fast and furious six, the Fast and the Furious, tokyo Drift, which is the third movie. Furious seven, the fate of the furious, and Fast and Furious presents Hobbes and Shaw, then F nine. So up until that point there's 10 movies, because Hobbes and Shaw is an extra one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, tokyo Drift is the third one, yeah right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not numbered, but it is the third one So and then fast.
Speaker 1:Is it fast X or fast 10?
Speaker 3:Fast, I mean it's called fast X. It's called kind of fast 10, if you don't include like extra.
Speaker 2:I thought the.
Speaker 3:X was the Roman numeral of 10.
Speaker 2:I mean, it is, so it's clearly what they're saying Fast 10.
Speaker 3:There is more than 10. Yeah.
Speaker 1:So also I was like thinking of, like other movies, and if they, if they reallocated the naming conventions to match Fast and the Furious? So I thought of a few different like franchises. One of them was Men in Black, so then your naming conventions would be the Men and the Black Two Men, two Furious. Or like would it be?
Speaker 4:two Black, two Furious, two Furious Which it could be.
Speaker 1:And then it would be Men and Black.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow.
Speaker 1:What other trilogies are there that would like fit into that mold, does it?
Speaker 3:have to be trilogies.
Speaker 1:No, just something with enough movies to keep going. So at least three.
Speaker 3:Otherwise it's kind of like not funny if there's only two movies Damn, so like like the Matrix, the Matrix yeah.
Speaker 1:So, the Matrix and the.
Speaker 4:You can't really do it with the Matrix right, you can't do it, no.
Speaker 1:The Lace Academy the police in the academy.
Speaker 2:Two police to academy.
Speaker 1:Police and Academy Academy five. How many police academies are there's gonna be like eight.
Speaker 4:It's fucking hate. Yeah, there's more than there's more than there should be.
Speaker 3:I used to love those. They were pretty great value. Yeah, later.
Speaker 2:And when I was young.
Speaker 4:Oh, maybe it was not anymore.
Speaker 3:No, they don't. With boobs, with boobs.
Speaker 4:Yeah, not enough. Yeah, yeah, not as candid as they did back then, and you know what, not boobs in humor. Yeah, there's no humorous boobs anymore. Yeah, i mean, a lot of those movies were very fucking un-PC, yeah. Yeah, that's probably why they're making it more like.
Speaker 1:Like American Pie, which will always hold a special place in my heart, i have to acknowledge that it's a deeply troubling movie. Yeah, like the women are objects and they treat themselves as such as well. And it's just like that's kind of not OK. But that's definitely one where they flash the boobs.
Speaker 3:Another one. Apparently it's coming up Another American. Yeah, big rumors, holy shit.
Speaker 1:So it would be the American and the Pie.
Speaker 3:Which fits two American, two American.
Speaker 1:Two Pie Still works American and Pie, and then American Five. How many were five of them. Wasn't that kind of still works?
Speaker 3:actually I think so. Yeah, like their core group, i can't say No. There was like Because American.
Speaker 2:Pie the four Like the wedding, yeah, and then there was like offshoots as well.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:There was a bunch of big offshoots.
Speaker 2:Yeah Right, straight to DVD releases. Yeah Pretty much Yes.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Straight to streaming.
Speaker 1:Yep, yep 1,000% terrible.
Speaker 2:Yeah, i think.
Speaker 3:Stifler is the only one, that's in every one of them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's because you got typecast. I sort of think about him recently. Yeah. He couldn't get a job doing anything else, is that one other movie? that he did Roll models And it was great. Yeah, yeah, paul Rudd, yeah, amazing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he was also a welcome to the jungle.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i did see that I was sick.
Speaker 4:That was actually a good movie. I just stayed. A good movie. What was the ice hockey one that he did?
Speaker 3:Oh, the Goon Goon.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that was cool too. Yeah, it's not bad, not bad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's all right. Do you guys like him? I like him, goon of Fortune.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you have to think what that was for a second, though I did that for a second, but I know it.
Speaker 3:Good old Hills Hoists.
Speaker 1:Anyone uninitiated or anyone who is not Australian. That is when you hang up Caskwine on an old Hills brand which everyone had apparently Yeah, hills Hoist. Hills Hoist brand.
Speaker 3:Rotating clothesline.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and everyone stands in a circle and you spin it, and whoever it lands closest to has to drink from it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Just the cast bag as well, not the box. No, you can't have to those. Yeah, hang the bag out.
Speaker 1:You would pull the bag out of the car, you would put it in the car and then you would have to get a little bit of a cast And then at the end you would blow it up, having yourself a nice little pillow to lie down on. So you can sleep off your hangover before you go home. Tidbit Hills has gone bankrupt Interesting.
Speaker 4:That's why I couldn't find it on the internet. See you later, hills, you know why?
Speaker 1:Because it's just townhouses being built these days.
Speaker 4:I was going to say it's because their website is so fucking bad you can't navigate it Having you try to go through a re-selection.
Speaker 1:You actually wanted to buy Hills Hoist. No, i had clients at work that were asking about it.
Speaker 3:They were like hey Hills Hoist is so popular They've gone bankrupt.
Speaker 1:Oh man, so popular, you should get into that.
Speaker 3:There's this thing called a dryer.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:It's just like it. Yeah, you live in the fucking.
Speaker 4:Stone Age You could get a dryer.
Speaker 1:You poor.
Speaker 4:Well, you slap your clothes on a rock.
Speaker 3:What else we got Actually, I'm looking at a list here. Toy Story You did it with Toy.
Speaker 1:Story The Toy and the Story.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:OK, two toys, two stories. Yeah, it kind of works. I don't mind that Toy and Story, toy Five or Story Five, toy and Story Six, the Toy and the Story Tokyo Toy Actually someone got me Wait that kind of works, because it doesn't one of the ones where he's almost going to go to Tokyo.
Speaker 3:He's getting sold in the second one.
Speaker 1:Someone gave me. When I was at Toys R Us they opened a box of the Woody dolls And one of them just had the Japanese talk box in it And they gave it to me. I've still got it till today.
Speaker 4:Oh, wow.
Speaker 3:I'll bring it in so you guys can hear it.
Speaker 1:It's fucking hilarious And it's got whip crack sounds as well.
Speaker 2:It's like hey guys, do I have a whip Shh?
Speaker 4:Like that. It's pretty good. He had a whip.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's a big Woody thing, always cracking a whip.
Speaker 2:Woody and his whip.
Speaker 4:So well known for his two woody, two whips.
Speaker 2:The Whip of the Furious.
Speaker 3:It was his BDSM series.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Hard to bend over prospect.
Speaker 3:Oh dear The buzz of the Woody.
Speaker 1:But the Lord and the Rings.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yep.
Speaker 1:Two Lords, two towers.
Speaker 4:No, come on. Two Lords, two rings. Two Lords, two rings. That sounds a bit horny, yeah, and it does a little bit.
Speaker 1:Lord and Rings. What's the third one called Return of the King, return and King.
Speaker 3:Return of the Rings. Return of the Rings.
Speaker 4:Return of the Rings And back to the future.
Speaker 1:Oh, there you do The back and the future, the future and back Everyone It's so funny, but it is, i don't know, the back and the future. Yeah.
Speaker 3:I want to get that tattooed like, just like an actual tutorial underneath it The back and the future.
Speaker 2:It's on the number plate.
Speaker 4:It's on the number plate.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, We're going to go back, and You Then the second one. What was the second one called? Back to the future? two It was called. Was it called something? No, it was just two back to future, and then back and future.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's a rough one. Yeah, it's pretty rough. Dude, i've got James Bond.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, i don't know the names of the movies though.
Speaker 3:They all have specific names, yeah.
Speaker 1:I did see a clip recently of one of the 27. The Sean Connery ones, where he, like, jumps out of the boat with this woman And right before then this guy saves them.
Speaker 1:So they're in a boat And this dude like saves them, and then he's like we have to get out this way. So he like frees the girl, the girl saves. Bond, who is Sean Connery, shoots some dude with a harpoon gun And then they jump out of the boat together. The three of them jump out of the boat And then the guy is gone. What do you mean? The dude who saved them is gone.
Speaker 2:Exit stage.
Speaker 4:They just They fully exit stage. Let us join him from the scene.
Speaker 1:He jumped off the boat with them and then he was gone, because then they get like a safety boat and he like opens up the safety boat and it's him and her on it And she's like in this, like scantily clad, like bikini. She looks hot for the day as well. Like you know, sometimes girls from back then don't really fit modern day beauty standards.
Speaker 3:Bond girls. Yeah, bond girls are the exception, i reckon.
Speaker 1:And then he like sets off this. The imagery is so funny, which is why I have to explain it so specifically. So he sets off this like emergency beacon, which is like a balloon that goes into the sky and it's got a rope on it And then a jet comes past and it's got like a fork on the front of it, it's the old. And it hits the rope and he's like strapped in and she's just like caressing him.
Speaker 3:She's just like.
Speaker 1:She's got a hand on his hairy chest, and then they just go. What?
Speaker 2:Like straight up into the air and just get taken out of the country And it was like your bones. You would have whiplash or anything that wasn't nailed down And to the fact that she's not even strapped in. And she's not strapped in, hang on, she's just hold it on. Hold on to dear life.
Speaker 1:And then it cuts to them, and then she's caressing him and he's holding on to her Like a hero, as they like sail off into the sunset on this fucking rope.
Speaker 4:On a real Being led by Dude, amazing.
Speaker 2:The imagery is hilarious.
Speaker 4:I'll find the video. I'll post it on fucking Instagram. They probably filmed the next scene with that guy in it. It got fucked up somehow, so they're just like well, guess, we're just pulling that whole The scenes in the lead up to that were like the boat was.
Speaker 1:clearly They had just fast forwarded the footage to make the boat look like it was going really fast. It's a very old movie, so I understand why they had to do it. It was very.
Speaker 3:It wasn't exactly the CGI and he's like that that you need. Yeah, dude, it's pretty good, i love that. So I was looking at I don't know why I got into like a deep dive of like highest grossing, like franchises.
Speaker 1:Cool. I like this kind of stuff, though, so please do tell.
Speaker 3:So you've got Marvel Cinematic Universe, so 32 films though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they'd be doing all right.
Speaker 3:How many?
Speaker 1:in black is technically Marvel. We'll just put that out there, really.
Speaker 2:What is?
Speaker 1:Yeah, men in black is a Marvel production. It was a comic book before it was a movie.
Speaker 3:Oh, I did know the comic book part, Didn't realize it was a Marvel one. So yeah, this one $28.77 billion.
Speaker 4:Jesus.
Speaker 1:Yeah, excuse me, yep, i had to choke that one out. It took you.
Speaker 3:And then there's a big gap to number two Star.
Speaker 2:Wars 12 films 12 films.
Speaker 3:I'm Star Wars fan. I didn't realize it was fucking 12 films.
Speaker 1:And you call yourself a Star Wars fan anyway. Name 12.
Speaker 3:10.32 billion.
Speaker 1:Yeah, That's pretty good. I mean for a franchise, that's really. Still waiting for the 12.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to do it. Spider-Man 12 films as well Solo 9.8 billion.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's what you start with.
Speaker 3:It's got childish gambino in it. Wizarding World of Harry Potter Oh yeah, 9.66 billion across 11 films.
Speaker 2:Two Harrys, two Boulders Yeah.
Speaker 1:I skipped here a few, because some are boring.
Speaker 3:In terms of, like you know, james Bond 27 million, 27 films 7.83 billion. But then you get into like With inflation.
Speaker 1:I mean think about it, How many of those are ancient films.
Speaker 3:But then you've got, like Avengers, four films 7.76 billion. Dear Lord, Avatar with two films 5.8 billion.
Speaker 1:That checks out. I saw Avatar the first one twice in the movies.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and here I am. the other night, being like I wasn't quite into it, got bored. I watched the last 30 minutes though, so I watched the first 30.
Speaker 2:Oh, great, the first one or the second one?
Speaker 3:The first one to go bored Dude.
Speaker 1:I did domestic at home because Christy keeps talking through the start of movies and it makes me want to punch her in the face. And I was and I'm like I'm trying to address it, like I'm not a cunt, But I'm just like, hey, yeah, that's like really interesting what you're trying to talk to me about.
Speaker 4:But you can see, we've started the movie right And then this like blew up Automatically sound like a cunt Yeah.
Speaker 1:And then it, like it, blew up into this fucking argument And I was like, and I was, I just have to be like, look at the start of a movie. they lay the premise on the scene.
Speaker 3:I need to be focused in.
Speaker 1:If I'm not watching that, I'm not watching the rest of it.
Speaker 4:So you may as well turn it off Exactly.
Speaker 3:Your only real option is just to click play from the beginning. As soon as that conversation ends. You're like fine, we'll just start again.
Speaker 4:Cool story. Every time you talk, we're starting again.
Speaker 3:Jay has this habit of when she's watching a movie, like by self or something, or even a show she'll hit play. Then she'll go and do a few things like you know maybe grab some popcorn, grab a drink, whatever, and then come back, but then what that causes her to do is I walk in. I'm like cool, what are you watching? I don't know, pardon, what do you mean? Like like so what happens? Like what's happened so far? I don't know.
Speaker 3:I just sat down now I'm like it's also been going for 20 minutes, yeah, and you can't tell me a fucking character name. You can't tell me the fucking name of the film.
Speaker 4:But, you're also coming in halfway and being like, hey, oh, so what's happened so far?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's also irritating, you're right. I'm not defending myself here in any way, shape or form, but the fact that she has no answers is very variable.
Speaker 1:Like she does it all the time She'll start a show, and like she'll watch two or three episodes of a series and I'll be like what's this called?
Speaker 3:I don't know. Like how are you three episodes deep in a show? You still don't know the name of the fucking series? That sounds like she just can't be fucking explaining Exactly Like yeah, well, no, no, no, it was exactly. Couldn't be fucking changing the show. Yeah, She's like. I don't even like what's happening. What's happening, oh my God.
Speaker 1:There is too much good media out there to spend a second on something that isn't amazing, because there's too much good stuff out there. man, i went to Jamie's house for New Year's, and which is what you do in Drova which is what you do when you have kids.
Speaker 4:I was out and I kids.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I forgot about that. So we were doing a trivia and a lot of it was just like pop culture movie based trivia. And Jay was so bad It's like she had only watched about a dozen movies in her life and we just had to swap to a different game because she was so terribly bad People that know me, know me and know that I like knowing things.
Speaker 2:So having a wife that isn't good at trivia. Oh boy, yeah, it hurts me.
Speaker 3:It actually hurts me.
Speaker 1:The tread carefully thing I have in my marriage is that there's a very I've always said this There's a distinct difference between someone who is clever and someone who is smart, and I err on the side of clever and my wife is on the side of smart. So when she doesn't immediately understand something, i like don't have patience with that and I need to express some sort of understanding that, like she like, while being a lot smarter than me, doesn't understand things as quickly as I do. So when she doesn't understand it straight away, i get pissing about it and I like take it out on her and I'll be like wait, what do you mean? It was just on the screen. Like that person just said that.
Speaker 3:How do you not understand this right now?
Speaker 2:I'm really not selling myself here.
Speaker 1:I'm a semi decent husband.
Speaker 3:I'm a bit the same, though I fuck it. Yeah, i don't have patience for like people needing to work stuff out.
Speaker 1:It's because I know how smart she is, like she is infinitely more intelligent to me. So when she doesn't understand things quickly, I'm like how are you not picking this up? I know you're smarter than I am.
Speaker 2:Like stop doing this.
Speaker 4:That's Lord of me.
Speaker 1:I'm not.
Speaker 4:It takes you all to get there, but I get there. Yeah, those are my marriage grievances.
Speaker 1:We could have that out on me, that's so.
Speaker 4:everyone's got a man.
Speaker 1:If you don't talk about him, you're lying.
Speaker 4:That's true.
Speaker 1:No one's relationship is perfect. Actually, I actually would rebut that and say that perfect relationship should have some sort of content, because if you're growing as individuals and you're not budding heads about that, then you're not communicating well enough.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:There, i said it. So if you've got a relationship where you don't fight with your spouse, shit relationship Boring.
Speaker 2:You got to fight a little bit.
Speaker 4:It's just, it's just common, like it's human nature. You're living if, even if you're, you're not with that person, or you live with people or you're going to have some kind of conflict because you're seeing them all the fucking time.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:And it's like going on tour, like being in bands. Oh yeah, you get on each other's fucking nerves because you don't have a break from this person. You're always around them. Yeah, you would find you would couple.
Speaker 1:You would couple up in bands as well, like when you, when you're in a band, you would always have like the one or two guys that you went to shows with and you would like have your own little ecosystems inside the band as well, and that would that would branch out and include people who were like roadies or like texts that became long-term things, and you would like you would be like okay, cool, will I go with this person every time I go to the shows? now, yeah, so, and I would find, like in train wreck I would always go to shows with Daniel, and in HVH I would always go to shows with Adzi. God bless him. Wonder what he's doing, fuck knows.
Speaker 1:He's the guy, though. One time I slammed his door inside his boot and he played a show after it.
Speaker 4:So he picked me up for a show, slammed his what Slammed his finger? Oh, you said door Slammed his door and Oh yeah, sorry, i slammed his door over his finger, oh Jesus.
Speaker 1:So he had like a wagon And I was just like all right, that's everything And I just closed the door His fingers were in there, and then he played a show like two hours later.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, what a fucking trouper.
Speaker 3:What an animal.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:Wow, they kind of broke it.
Speaker 3:They totally broke it.
Speaker 1:They definitely crushed Like they were pretty fucking red. But yeah, he just went on playing that show Yeah took it like a champ.
Speaker 4:Holy.
Speaker 1:Dude, there was not a thing that was more important than that band while we were in it. Really, i regret that. I really think that I should have like put that band behind, like my personal relationships at the time, because after I stopped playing in that band I had to make friends again. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Which band HVH.
Speaker 1:Yeah, wasn't the same in Trainwreck. Trainwreck was great. Yeah, it was like the perfect band for me, and if I wasn't so senior in my workplace at the time, i would have kept playing in that band.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:But I just didn't have the time, i was too old anyway. So you know is what it is.
Speaker 4:It was a good wall. I lost it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I still got it. I mean, you know you lost to my friend, right?
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2:And I you know My friend right.
Speaker 1:And I'm generally in touch and still love anyone in that band that I played with, you know, even down to like the guys who came late, like Aaron, like he was young when he joined our band And he wasn't there for as long as the rest of them, but I'm such a well-wisher of his Like I just I keep track of him online And I'm like doing good, you know He's making music, he's a producer now And I just, i'm a well-wisher of his, but with my other band, with HVH, i don't give a fuck what those guys are doing.
Speaker 2:They could be in a gutter for all I care about?
Speaker 3:Yeah, like I'm sure they're not, but I don't care either way, Music, music's a funny thing like that, in the way that, from what I've seen, obviously not having been in bands It's like you've really got to commit at the time. And I wonder that with a lot of people that, like you see, I wouldn't say we're doing well, you know as you, you and G, you know better than I even. It's like doing well doesn't mean you're making money off it, right?
Speaker 3:But like it's such a big part of their life. It's like once you stop, or like if you commit so far down the track and you're like 60, like we're talking other genres probably not so much the genres you boys played in. It's like what do you do after that? Yeah, Like and like you said like, okay, so on the flip side I was in music in the way that I was a booker and a manager and stuff like that. Honestly speak to a handful of those people if that anymore.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Like to your point once.
Speaker 2:I left that scene.
Speaker 3:Fuck man like I might as well be a fucking stain on a toilet.
Speaker 1:Correct.
Speaker 3:So half those people like they couldn't fucking care, because I got nothing to offer them anymore. I don't run a venue, so they don't want to fucking talk to me, dude.
Speaker 1:I had a snarky Facebook post that came up on my memories and it was like all I had to do was stop playing music and then people stopped pretending they were my friend. Yeah, and I was like very snarky for the time.
Speaker 2:No, but like you know what, and it's like you know what, like yeah, like I mean I get it.
Speaker 3:If any of those people tune into this show that I used to deal with and you don't talk to me anymore. Let's say it's all on you guys, like you know. But it's just like it's so funny that I have with the music industry that the minute you do step away from it, yeah, you're like that's a very well like. To be honest, i agree with that status.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's so fucking true man.
Speaker 3:Those people that I used to spend countless hours and late nights fucking traveling this country helping on tours and things like that, fucking haven't heard but like couldn't tell you what they're up to now. Yeah, not a fucking thing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it happens, it happens. Yeah, definitely happens to me as well. There's heaps of people that I used to always hang out with that I don't even fucking speak to anymore.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, and I think, when I think about this, i think really specifically about Amity Affliction, because they were a band who were in a similar genre and they were doing really well And they were like kind of at a point where they were doing quite well, but probably not well financially, yeah. But then, like obviously they tipped that curve and I'm pretty sure they do really well now in terms of finances. But these are due to older than me when I was playing music, so these dudes would all be in their 40s now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah easiest now, so you, know how long can you play that style of music for? into your 40s, into your 50s, you know, with like and I don't mean this to like, i'm not trying to shit on them, but without really evolving your genre or evolving your style any further. Cause, like when we went and saw my chemical romance right, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you listen to the first, my chemical romance, and it evolves into the next one, and then it evolves to the third album.
Speaker 3:Evolves to the fourth album.
Speaker 1:And these are songs that you can play into your 40s, into your 50s. You know you can't always have like teen angst running through your soul And at a point that changes And I just wonder, like how long can you sustain that as Amity Affliction? And I guess, like the other biggest example in the country now of someone who, of people who would have had to put everything beside and just focus only on the band so that they could be successful, is North Lane, and I met these kids when they were 16 years old. They were opening shows at like.
Speaker 1:Freezer, battle of the Bands. Man Like these and they were good then And they are good and they still are good. They're probably the best band in Australia in terms of heavy music. I think They are very, very good And they're in a nature where they can do that now And I think, like Hardcore and Metal, you can deviate one way or the other as well, because you can deviate into like the heavier sort of grind, or you can deviate into metal or a more typical metal style, and your fans will follow through with you and they'll evolve with you. Or you can do what like you'll bring you the horizons to when you start bringing in the clean vocals and you start to have, like that heavy, really produced music.
Speaker 3:And you could totally do that, and they're Pop Rock now, to be honest.
Speaker 4:They're doing stadium shows.
Speaker 3:They're latest tracks are 100% Pop Rock.
Speaker 1:So like those guys did it effectively is what I'm saying. North Lane were the best example of like. If you're in, really if you're in the hardcore scene, you're in that sort of like genre. That's a roadmap of how you can keep and sustain your band, whereas Amity Affliction I don't think that's sustainable. I think they're currently sustained off of the fans that they did have And they might be getting some new ones every day, but like they're not evolving man And I really feel like surely they have therapists, like that would be so fucking depressing man Like just playing the same music.
Speaker 4:I think they get in the bag, though, like I think they'll play music as long as they keep getting the back. That's true. There's always new fans gonna be rolling through.
Speaker 3:I think about that with like your fucking like late 80s, early 90s fucking pop people like your Daryl Braithwaite's and your Shannon Knowles. It's like when does that not get depressing? Yeah, that like you walk on stage and people are-.
Speaker 4:Your private school prick.
Speaker 2:Oh, fuck you, mrs, and your mum, and your mum. But like you know what I mean, like when, does that not?
Speaker 3:get to you Like and like to your point maybe it doesn't get to you till you stop making money from it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, totally It must be it.
Speaker 3:Right Cause you know you're gonna walk on stage and from the minute the Daryl Braithwaite walks on stage it's like play horses. Which, mind you, one summer, in my opinion better, but, like you know, horses, it's like yeah, that's it, that's what he's known for, and it's like Shannon Knowle what about me?
Speaker 1:And it's just like When it gets to They're getting the money, man.
Speaker 4:That's what's keeping me going.
Speaker 1:When it's overplayed. It's overplayed And like you know there are, i mean I gotta. I have to admit that most of the populace, they have dog shit opinion on music, so they'll walk out and they'll listen to horses and they'll love it. The same every time They'll go to a pub and the cover band will play Mr Brightside, i don't know I was literally about to say Fucking Bongs, mr Brightside.
Speaker 4:Yeah, i fucking hate that song. The quintessential white person in there And, as a prolific killer's lover like I love killers.
Speaker 1:I fucking hate Mr Brightside To my core. I cannot stand that song. Oh, do they have other songs?
Speaker 4:Yeah, Yeah, apparently Dude, it is, That's like me with Metallica I listened to Enter Sam and that's fair I can't fucking hate that song. He's so much.
Speaker 1:That's totally fair And, as someone who recently discovered Metallica, I never had this at all. I can say I don't actually think that album's any good, I think-.
Speaker 4:Black album Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh wait, no, is that black album? No, black album's actually good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, okay, i'll take that back, you think?
Speaker 1:of Master of Puppets. I think I was thinking of Master of Puppets. Yeah, that hurts.
Speaker 2:I know That's another marriage thing. Yeah, christy was upset about that.
Speaker 3:Hey, christy, what album do you really love? What was it Master of what?
Speaker 1:Yeah, i hate it She showed me a song and I was like that's probably the worst Metallica song I've heard And she was like that's done irreparable damage. I need time to process this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, cool memory on that. Yeah, leave, if you could leave the house. Yeah, i'll let you know when you're welcome back. Go and play with your friends for the walk.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude In traffic Her other favorite band is Nine Inch Nails, and my impression of Nine Inch Nails is pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. That's every Nine Inch Nails song.
Speaker 4:It's pretty accurate. It's like a back on band. It's like it Yeah.
Speaker 1:I've since listened to the Nine Inch Nails discography and I actually liked it. So that's a little update for you there.
Speaker 3:I have a similar opinion on Red Hot Chili Bevers. It's all the same, yeah, interesting, i like.
Speaker 1:Red.
Speaker 4:Hot Chili Bevers, don't know, you think every song sounds the same.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yep, yeah, it's fair, it kinda does, it kinda does Like I can pick the differences but, I'm just like oh, oh, it was the other one. Whoops, my bad Like it's always the fucking same.
Speaker 2:Where are they from?
Speaker 4:No, I don't know If you listen to the lyrics.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna say this in the songs Can we talk about your favorite band, j Pill Jam? Yeah, do you? tell everyone how much you love Pill.
Speaker 4:Jam Don't get me fucking stuck.
Speaker 2:I'm fucking Pill Jam. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah.
Speaker 4:What are you saying any better? What the?
Speaker 1:fuck are you saying I'm gonna get a hot beer? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh man He's not saying words. He's not saying any words.
Speaker 3:What producer is sitting in that booth?
Speaker 4:Like this is the fucking shit.
Speaker 1:Dude. anyone who loves listening to Pill Jam rips bongs That's mine.
Speaker 4:They probably need to. They're listening to it.
Speaker 3:It actually makes it like you can listen to it there.
Speaker 4:I know exactly what he's saying. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3:It's like, oh, you're blazed.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, Maybe that's the key.
Speaker 1:Maybe I just need to fucking Dude you know what sucks is the riff behind that has so much potential as well, that-.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like the music it's not bad, like I don't-.
Speaker 1:If you took the guitars and the guitarists and just put them in another band, they'd be so much better Yeah.
Speaker 3:It's the riff's all pretty good.
Speaker 4:Eddie Vedder I fucking hate Eddie Vedder. It's not great. It's like it's that whole era of bands, though for me.
Speaker 1:So your most hated band would be Pill Jam.
Speaker 4:Oh, I don't know actually What do you reckon your most hated band is.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't actually hate the Red Ops Chili Peppers. I just-. I hate Pink. I just don't think they're the-. Yeah, i have a fucking song.
Speaker 1:I have a visceral hate for Pink, Yeah you do.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's fair. Absolutely Queen of the Fogans. Don't like her music.
Speaker 1:Can't stand it.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm not a fan either, Mm yep, i couldn't tell you I'm a most hated. Yeah, I don't know, hates a strong word.
Speaker 3:I don't think I hate any of them.
Speaker 4:What about song?
Speaker 1:Most hated song. Yeah, oh Jesus, surely. I've thought about this. There's a lot of bad songs out there. It's probably Mr Bronson that does it, it's not.
Speaker 3:It's not. Mr Bronson is a list of all the songs that it's called.
Speaker 1:I just fucking hate it. I can't. I just let's do it so many times that I can't stand it. Yeah, oh, what's the song that everyone loves? that, i think, is really bad.
Speaker 3:Bruno Mars Grenade.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, Yeah it's pretty bad.
Speaker 3:Just there's a lot of Bruno Mars that I'm just not down with. No, for me it's a workplace in-house music trigger.
Speaker 1:So Toys R Us Days, bruno Mars, grenade And yeah, funnily enough, grenade, i don't know whoever did that one that was saying Umbrella over and over again? Oh, rihanna, because they should burn in hell.
Speaker 3:Because that is a painful year Great intro to Umbrella.
Speaker 2:I like that song Psst. Yeah, that's cool. That's very cool. I mean the No Harm but wow. Yeah, totally, they're burning hell. Look, look, look, i'm just saying How's that?
Speaker 1:No Harm.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, it was like if you hear that over and, over and over again every 20 minutes, those two songs coming back around the in-house.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's right, Yeah, at workplace rotation.
Speaker 3:Absolutely, i know.
Speaker 1:Christy's one. It's. Let's Get Loud.
Speaker 2:Oh, she hates that song. J-lo Yeah, can't stand it. Great song, specifically that song.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, Yeah right, let's Get Loud. She can't, just absolutely cannot stop it.
Speaker 4:One of mine would definitely be Four Non Blonds. What's going on?
Speaker 1:Like what's going on No.
Speaker 3:Oh no, What's the song Look?
Speaker 4:it up, play it. for us Is this the.
Speaker 3:J J used to cover it. Let's go in, i'll bring down the house?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I can imagine. Oh, is it that song? Yeah, Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:J played to a sold out SB front bar.
Speaker 2:Oh, my shoes And they fucking lost them. They would have lost them Like which is playing You could hear them from the street, yeah.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 3:I try, and I try.
Speaker 2:And I try, So I'm like ah, ah, ah.
Speaker 3:Horrible song. Yeah, the only the first time I ever heard that. Or, like I thought that was from a fucking ah God, from a meme. Yeah, fucking he-man. I thought it was a he-man meme.
Speaker 1:And I was just like very real And I was like I love this And a he-man version is better than the original. Oh yeah, No, that's the part I was imitating just before. I don't actually know if I know the song Not properly. Just from that You know who I don't. John Legend.
Speaker 3:Don't hate.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Overrated. Yeah, Anything John Legend comes on like on a playlist or something like that next big time over right. Yeah, yeah, i back that.
Speaker 4:There's songs that we always hum when we're like in game chat. There's songs that someone will sing start singing Yeah And we'll just, and we'll all start fucking singing, yeah, like why, who started this? Yeah, yeah, yeah Most of the time is. Jamie.
Speaker 3:Yeah, i'm also definitely guilty of that, as well, yeah, and. Liam definitely does it as well.
Speaker 1:No, I don't do songs. I like, I pick up like a meme, But it's a yeah, but it's a random one. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, a phrase, what was that one? The optimal prime, optimal prime.
Speaker 1:Optimal prime Yeah.
Speaker 3:No, I'll let it.
Speaker 1:Optimal prime.
Speaker 4:That was like. It was like every three or four seconds He would be saying that Oh my God.
Speaker 3:I'm going insane.
Speaker 1:Fortnite added a transform. I couldn't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 3:We were playing.
Speaker 4:Fortnite. This is what you hear when you enter. hell Yeah, optimal prime Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:You definitely lock in on the sound bites.
Speaker 1:Yeah, keep going. Yeah, it's like 21.
Speaker 4:It's so annoying, but it's also so contagious, it's hilarious.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's one of those things where it's like funny and then it's not funny and then it rounds the band back to funny again. But we really had to struggle through that middle Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Fucking slow plan It's not very enjoyable.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh dear, oh man.
Speaker 1:Which is probably what this podcast is like, by the way. So like rounds a band and then it's funny.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, the last 50 minutes Random fucking topics.
Speaker 1:There was a period there where I forgot we were recording, but we probably need to stop Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's probably about the cue to wrap up. Yeah, i think so. Yeah, the first time we realized what time it is, ah, it's too long.
Speaker 1:Well, look anyone out there who is listening. Can you inbox us your most hated song of all time And we'll play a little sound bite and we'll discuss whether or not we hate it on the next episode Fucking great one.
Speaker 3:It's a really good idea actually.
Speaker 1:Yeah Fuck, excellent trans.
Speaker 3:Excellent trans. I had a boost back there. It's a good one.
Speaker 1:And, but otherwise we'll see you guys next time. Peace out everyone. Peace.
Speaker 4:Peace.
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