Hawt rock n' roll t-shirt talk, Pearl Jam's long-lost white cartoon t-shirt, bedazzling, Jim's shitty neck, The Robinsons can't own green cars, not "getting" Smart Cars, The Rainbow Bar & Grill at lunchtime, The Cathouse Show in Irvine, LA loves stucco, Avocados, The Bullet Train, the drought, broken politics, defending Trixter, Southwest hate, finances, upcoming concerts, going deaf, RUSH, plus Mark & Linda make an appearance at the end.