Accidentally on Purpose

Unstuck

Keenan Hall Season 1 Episode 5

Ever hear of work wives and think it sounds harmless? We're here to burst that bubble with a candid discussion about why it's not so innocent after all. We also navigate the muddy waters of maintaining boundaries in relationships, explore cultural stereotypes, and emphasize the importance of communication. Of course, we can't resist a little fun, so join us as we dissect Usher concerts, strip clubs, and the necessity of annual physicals. So, grab your earphones, sit back, and let's turn life's irritations into a good laugh.

Speaker 1:

What's irritating you? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Irritated, showing or feeling slight anger, annoyed. Use it in a sentence the irritated look on Alex's face Is irritated, an adjective.

Speaker 2:

Yes, because it's a description Right, it's not a noun. Not a noun no.

Speaker 1:

I used to date a girl and I had her say it is irritated, so she was a noun. Yeah, she was definitely a noun.

Speaker 2:

I think what can irritate me is like when I be walking. When I be walking and people just ask me or just think that I'm in a bad mood because my face is like I don't know what my face is looking like when I'm walking I'm just walking to my destination, or if I'm at work, walking through the airport and everything like that, and just people, just well, they think you like your face. Yeah, my face is like they say you got an irritated face.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, like oh, what's wrong? You all right. I'm like, yes, I'm fine, like I'm good, like you know, your face is just stuck. I was like I don't know, I can't unstuck it. This is all I know, unstuck it.

Speaker 1:

Pause what I can't unstuck it.

Speaker 2:

I can't unstuck it, pause this is my face, bro, what you want me to do. Pause, man, there's mad people here. This is crazy. Right now I can't believe what I'm seeing. I think that's what I'm more shocked at. It's just like there's so much motherfuckers here. It's crazy, Yo also. I think what also is irritating me, that crack smoke that I smelled, like I smelled that Wednesday. That crack smoke went for a run outside here and you know we got our tumbleweeds just outside and stuff like that, even though these niggas be playing football right here.

Speaker 1:

It's a little like this, but I know right on the period like tackle football in the middle of the street and got the nerve to look at me when I'm driving Like I'm in the way they're just slinging their ball to pause.

Speaker 2:

Pause. Wait a minute, bro. They're just slinging their shit up man.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I smelled that.

Speaker 2:

uh, I think that's my first time smelling crack smoke, even though I seen you know them, light it up and everything. I never smelled it. But my boy hit that, took that hit and released it in the air. As I'm warning it's terrible. And then I was like is that what that smells?

Speaker 1:

like it does, bro.

Speaker 2:

It's an unpleasant smell and I I never smelled it before.

Speaker 1:

I've had the unpleasurable experience of being high off crack smoke before, back in my former days, when I was, you know, doing what I do. I wasn't a dealer, I was, you know, I was a helper. Helper, uh, I was helping somebody that I knew and I didn't put a bandana or a mask over my face while I was in this statute of limitations. This is a long time ago, a long, long time ago, while I was, uh, in the kitchen, chef Curry with the pot. It's not a good feeling, never.

Speaker 2:

Well, that like that smells been lingering in my nose. It's terrible, right Like the past few days, and it's just like why can't they like leave?

Speaker 1:

It's, it's I cannot put this the only thing that smells worse than that. You ever had an ulcer? No, I have, bro, and I didn't even know that it was an ulcer Like my. This is okay. We just about to be a team. In my episode, my stools were black. Oh, it was a drink of water. No, I see, I thought it was. Uh, I'm sweating profusely because it is down pre-workout At the church. I wouldn't work down, but uh, look at you Summer's here. Oh, I'm trying to get you know. A D got to see me looking.

Speaker 2:

All right, no pause.

Speaker 1:

I gotta find another pet name, for I can't call it D.

Speaker 2:

Yo it's. It's so hard coming up with a pet name for a girl.

Speaker 1:

Oh, let's table that, but uh, what was I saying?

Speaker 2:

It was a uh shit oh ulcer.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, so my stools were black and I thought it was because I was eating blueberries and taking my iron pills. Iron does turn your stools black and Pepto Bismar I never had it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so, but I know it's a stench Like it didn't smell like shit, it smelled. It smelled like old concrete Old concrete, bro. I'll never forget that stench in my life, man, never. And then I had ulcers. Uh, I passed out and I went to the uh, the hospital, um, and this is the most embarrassing moment ever when I was with my ex Uh, she, uh, they, the ambulance can't pick me up, and you know she was there and they was like we need to run a rectum test on you.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I was like spread your cheeks and lift your side.

Speaker 1:

I said what that? What does that consist of? And she put like this, um, it's like a finger glove on her index finger and I was like, can she leave the room please? I don't want her to see me like this. And uh, yeah, bro, that's what happened. So, uh, but no, I was saying what's irritating me? Um, is I like SoCal, I like living here, but I'm getting irritated. I this building these high rises that we live in with all of these influencers, and you just find like who the fuck was setting dumpsters on fire on every corner. Why do we have black up helicopter's flying past our balcony?

Speaker 2:

Also also in Serena was like where I work at in Serena Valley as well. If I fight a jets, like just flying around, I'm just like and it's annoying it's like why are y'all just flying around Like? What do you all know that I don't know, man, I want to know now.

Speaker 1:

And people are so dirty. The elevator man Like you, you sure you made the comment when you, when I went and let you in downstairs, like shit was black and white and black. Man, people like I don't know. Dawg you ever be in a place that's too free? I think California is too free.

Speaker 2:

There's no whole training man like I'm all for liberal rights, but some of you need some direction. I actually I don't think I'm all for liberal rights, to be honest. Oh, here we go. I keep that to myself. Actually, I don't mind sharing that on here, but I keep that to myself, all right, well before we get going, let's, let's, let's liberal rights out here. So let's got to get to go. Yeah, let's, let's, let's just be All right, we, we're gonna, we're gonna.

Speaker 1:

I can already see this episode is about to be wild. Let's better take real quick, no, let's not I want you to, I want you to think about what you're about to say, no let's, let's, meditate real quick so you can think about what you, what you're about to say.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

All right. Well, I needed that, because I already know you about to take this somewhere.

Speaker 2:

It don't necessarily, I'm just keeping it real man, someone got to go. But also shout out Chicago Richardson, she won another race.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, let me introduce the pie first. Dang, what's up everybody. I'm the man of the accidental purpose podcast. That angelic, black, negro voice you hear in the back, he's back. Yes, that is my main man, mr Pierre himself. We definitely about to get. Well, turn me up, yeah. But now I shout out to us she, carrie, she, 1076. She beat the Jamaican Uh sure, jackson man, and that was that's a win league when she had a terrible start. So I'm I'm excited for the world championship. She get that start together. Call me crazy. I think she might be able to break flow Joe's record. I think so. 1049 and 100. Like she's on it? Yeah, it's like 1047 and something like that. But, uh, what was you saying before? You know, we had to reset the meditation.

Speaker 1:

Two months liberal rights on here too much.

Speaker 2:

liberal rights, like she got a. We got to give things back in order, like because when you think of freedom freedom in a sense, of what?

Speaker 1:

Um, you can do and say as you please, but it don't apply to us, as I've told you many times, cause we're black, we're black men.

Speaker 2:

Now I ask you another question Can your freedom be bought? Can my freedom be bought? Yeah, no, right Hmm.

Speaker 1:

You got to ask yourself this Can a black person be free anywhere in America? Absolutely.

Speaker 2:

Where you got to understand the rules of the game. Yeah, it's, the rules are different for us, but I feel like this rules set for every man, no matter what color there is or whatever they are you know whatever they are. There's rules and guidelines that we must tend to follow. If there's. Well, also, you gotta ask what is it that you're? What is it that you aligned yourself with Me?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, god, not with the real Christianity, but true Christianity that's non-judgmental or divisive.

Speaker 2:

So then that's, I feel like that's where everything starts.

Speaker 1:

Well, I gotta respect everybody, but even though everybody don't respect us Correct.

Speaker 2:

Yes, that is 1,000% correct, but once again I feel like there's just way too much.

Speaker 1:

I get what you're saying, though, because it feels like here's the yin and the yang of living in SoCal. You can literally feel it. Literally can feel like every day is Friday it does Because or Sunday. Yeah, we live, especially where we live. We're not in suburban San Diego, we're in downtown, the thick of it, where it's a bunch of young professionals you got influencers, tech professionals like myself, financial institution professionals like yourself, and you know a lot of people are doing well for themselves and they don't need or want for anything, so they don't really live in the real reality.

Speaker 1:

It's like I could do what I want, say what I want, neglect rules and hang out all night or choose not to hang out all night. You could get I got wrapped up in that when I first moved out here, but I had to. Man, thank God, I know I have a faith, I have a foundation and I couldn't indulge in. You know, once the dude brought cocaine to my house and tried to break it on, break the pack open on the counter, and I choked him and held him up against the wall Like I had to come back to my reality. Like man, I will fuck somebody up out here.

Speaker 2:

I don't have, I'm grumpy Facts or like what the fuck is doing Cat tranquilizer, out here, Cat tranquilizers. What Damn. When I first moved out here, I was up in cars, bad and shit, and these are some wealthy people.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, cars bad, ocean side Orange County.

Speaker 2:

Wealthy, wealthy people like or you I won't say wealthy, they're, you know, very established or you know they're good, yeah, okay, yeah If you live in cars.

Speaker 1:

Bad If the average home in dirty as Ocean Beach is a million point five cars. Bad ocean side is about three, four or five million and that beach is beautiful, yeah, beautiful, beautiful.

Speaker 2:

But these people over here talking about, yeah, one of my boys didn't, they almost didn't make it. You know, they were on this thing. I forgot what the hell, I forgot the name of it, but they were like. I was like. They were like oh, do you know what this is? I was like, no, like I just know the weed and you know coke and fentanyl and all that stuff. And they're describing cat tranquilizer.

Speaker 2:

No, it's this thing called cat tranquilizer. I was like, why do y'all know that? Why do y'all know that White folks, of course I'm in cars man. Well, like, why do y'all know that? Also, I'm around the young kids. They're like 16, 17 years old.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's what I noticed about when I was coaching up at the high school. I noticed kids today have way too much freedom. Where we from on that side of the country, like we, had nosy parents, you just can't do anything you want to do, these kids cut in class, they go in the sunset clives I got immigrant parents.

Speaker 2:

They went on, none of that.

Speaker 1:

They would tell me.

Speaker 2:

I'm not black American. That's what they told me. They made sure that I knew that. Yeah, I get it. I get it.

Speaker 1:

Well, that's what's irritating me, but I guess you know things are about to change. I feel the shift in my life. Things are going good. There's a lot of changes in your life and my life. Yes, yes, yes. So how are y'all doing, pierre?

Speaker 2:

Oh, we are doing all right.

Speaker 1:

I would say Pierre seeing somebody, ladies and gentlemen, he finally came around and thought about dating one woman.

Speaker 2:

Look, at me changing, I saw something that told me except love.

Speaker 1:

I told you.

Speaker 2:

Ok, I told you, let me give this a whirl. They said a whirl.

Speaker 1:

I told you, man, you got to let that woman love you man.

Speaker 2:

Let me ask you something, right? So another woman gave me her number. Yeah, beautiful woman, don't get me wrong. Like I just came from a meeting of flight, I get back to where I'm at and I'm about to do something else and then, boom, I was like damn, there's two. I was like, oh my god, they're both gorgeous, two beautiful women.

Speaker 1:

Wait. So you got a woman in your life and another woman gave you her number. Gave me her number.

Speaker 2:

So what? So do I respond to this?

Speaker 1:

No, See, we need to talk about relationship etiquette. Man See, you're wild already.

Speaker 2:

But no, it wasn't as far as responding as hey, what's up. It's more like should I respond to her no, say hey, thank you for the no. Ok, now the reason. Here's why I'm thinking this Because women don't normally leave their number.

Speaker 1:

Don't respond. All right, it never happened.

Speaker 2:

But it's just more like Do you? Am I discouraging her from trying, because then again she's on the sense of yo I'm trying, like I'm trying, to find someone as well.

Speaker 1:

So bro, ten times out of ten she gave her number to multiple dudes. And so, Cal, I don't think so. And plus, man, listen, when you was a child you spoke as a child, you understood as a child, you thought as a child. But now that you a man, you gotta put away those childish things. Brother, that's first Corinthians 13-11. Oh shit, you don't need to be listen. This is relationship etiquette. When I was single and serial dating. Out here we gonna revisit some of those stories, Some of those horror stories. When I was single, it was over your ass. Man Dayton was. Man Dayton was a 12 round heavyweight boxing match with Mike Tyson and I was getting fucked up.

Speaker 2:

And I just and I just wouldn't get knocked out.

Speaker 1:

I kept getting up, that's all you got. Man man, but nah man Like. So for me, dating etiquette is I can't indulge in those things. I'm cautious of what I like. I may like a status because I like the status. I'm not liking nobody's half-naked pictures because out of respect for the woman that's in my life, I have to, as scripture says, put away some of those childish things. I know better. They always save you. You know you know better, you do better. So I don't wanna put myself in those situations and predicament and, quite frankly, I'm glad you got somebody like so we can hang out more. But she don't live out here though that's fine. You still gotta honor. That I can't fuck with. If you single, I gotta take you with small doses, single peers and small doses bro. I can't hang around single pier all the time, cause single pier is gonna get me in some shit.

Speaker 2:

You're right. I messed up what I got going on I mean you gotta look out for me too, Like what the hell. You gotta look out for me too, Like I'm looking for love out here too.

Speaker 1:

So yeah, I'ma lead you Just follow my lead. You know what I'm saying, because Shorty has a friend and but you already got somebody. Yeah, you know Just honor that union dawg, Give it a try.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna give it a try.

Speaker 1:

You ain't got nothing to lose it ain't shit out here.

Speaker 2:

I'ma give it an honest try, Please dude.

Speaker 1:

What other dating kid edit kids you gonna, you gonna practice. Oh, I don't know. Are you liking other pictures?

Speaker 2:

No, no, no, I don't, like, I don't. If I'm talking to you, I would only even like your pictures, like why they saying that Cause, if I like you. I don't really like your pictures.

Speaker 1:

Oh my gosh, and you still don't want her to post you? Oh no, don't post me.

Speaker 2:

I told her that off time.

Speaker 1:

I was on that, but I'm doing. I'm doing this soft reveal with the kids, carly.

Speaker 2:

So she told me she was like how about? Like it doesn't have to be your face, it could be like parts.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's a soft reveal and then, when you ready, you do a heart reveal pause. Okay, yeah, I'm cool with that. I told her I was like that works.

Speaker 2:

I'm cool with that.

Speaker 1:

Don't mess this up, bro.

Speaker 2:

What's your?

Speaker 1:

live at Charlotte. Okay, queen City, queen City, that's a upcoming city. I wouldn't mind moving there if it wasn't in North Carolina.

Speaker 2:

You're right, because my low brother was out there and I've been out there and I was just like ah it's a dope city, but it's still in North Carolina.

Speaker 1:

You can find racism so easily in North Carolina, bro. Oh my gosh man.

Speaker 2:

I remember one time when I finished I just finished coming offline and I drove down to meet my chapter bros. We drove down to North Carolina A&T. Oh, in Greensboro, yeah, in Greensboro. One that campus man, heaven on earth, I would say I won women there.

Speaker 1:

Yes, Good lord, I was like, I'm very familiar with A&T. I won the Nike national championship there my senior year of high school oh my gosh, Good time. But I did hear that they had a high HIV rate at one point in time. That's crazy. Yeah what. It was super high, bro, what.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, oh my God, I could have lost my life. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1:

Shit. I don't think people realize how close you are to AIDS.

Speaker 2:

What? Or HIV? I think that's why I don't go to Atlanta as much as often, because I feel like that's just crazy, like the CDC's right there and they got like that the CDC is headquartered in Atlanta.

Speaker 1:

In Atlanta, wow, yeah, damn.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, CDC's headquartered in Atlanta. That's why I'm kind of crazy Like the pandemic didn't run rampant through Atlanta.

Speaker 1:

It did. They just didn't care. Oh that's right. Remember that's right, bro. I lived in Houston at that time. We did not give a damn about COVID. Well, I see I sort of got. I went to.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, I saw y'all pool parties eating that shit, bro, that was disgusting.

Speaker 1:

I went to Miss Ann's. It was called Love Bird Cafe and it's a Jamaican joint and I would go there. I'd get my jerk chicken, my ox tails, whatever. There's a nail salon right next to it. I seen them sneaking in people in the back door during the pandemic. When everything was shut down. Wow, the hookah lounges was open. Wow, the smoke shops, like Houston, didn't care If you were in Mass. They looked at you like you was wrong, like what are you doing? Why you got?

Speaker 2:

a mask on you be dying Like. I'm not from around where y'all from I mean I have a good time, but still live.

Speaker 1:

Man, that was some crazy times, man. I truly believe people. So like people. If you was born in like 85 to 90, 92, you've seen a lot. You've seen a lot, bro.

Speaker 2:

Come on now I would see them talking to someone about that. I was like yo. I've seen so much In the past 33 years of my life like this. Shit is crazy, and it's more. That's the crazy thing about it. It don't stop, you get desensitized.

Speaker 1:

Shit's crazy, but nah, man honor that woman.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, yeah yeah, honor that woman.

Speaker 1:

Otherwise you going to be right back here talking about how trash it is out here. You know what I'm saying and you already know how the single streets are. It's terrible.

Speaker 2:

Like and I respect you because she gave me her number too and she was like oh wow, I didn't think women do this.

Speaker 1:

That's good man, I'm proud of you See. See, now we both off the market, off the market Somewhat, and I'm like yeah, you teetering.

Speaker 2:

Teetering there. I'm just like I'm going to do my part. That's all I'm going to say.

Speaker 1:

I will say if you can conquer a long distance relationship, you can probably conquer anything else, because it takes an extreme amount of discipline, plus the time difference, to be honest, I think that's much better for me, because she's not always. She's not always in my ear.

Speaker 2:

I'm not in her ear, she's all the way over there.

Speaker 1:

I'm here and she's cool with that and I was like you know and you work for the airline, so you can see her, or whatever.

Speaker 2:

So it's just like I told her that I'm still out here. Like what does she? Do she's what, what she do for work. Oh, she a flexing. Oh, so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, not all of them. I like that OK.

Speaker 1:

OK.

Speaker 2:

You didn't tell me that Also, she was married, ok.

Speaker 1:

She's married. You're not building this strong case here, brother. You're not building this strong case. This happens because of how long has she been divorced. She's been divorced two years. Ok, she might be cool, yeah, because I'm going to tell you what that first year after you divorced I know firsthand.

Speaker 2:

You don't really give a fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no I believe that I was entertaining everything. Yeah, no, no, no, and I hear you on that, and that's why I asked her. I was like how long have you been divorced? She's like, oh, two years. I was like, okay, all right, you kinda passed it. Has she gone to therapy?

Speaker 1:

Yes, Okay, is she still going?

Speaker 2:

She's still going. Yes, she has.

Speaker 1:

Okay, you got your goon in it. Yeah, exactly, I was like yo she's doing the work.

Speaker 2:

I was like okay.

Speaker 1:

Now you need to do the work. Nigga what you doing.

Speaker 2:

I do the work. You need to go to therapy. I do the work. How old is she? 27. Oh shit.

Speaker 1:

Oh gosh, Every time I try to like this woman. I find something else 27?, 30, 28. And she's been married or she's been divorced two years. Mm-hmm, I don't know if she ready for nothing series bro.

Speaker 2:

I think she's the way that have you asked her? Oh, no, I asked her. I was like and that's another question, you know I was like are you ready to jump into this world? And I was like, you know one, I'm in no rush.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, no, no. You need to be specific. See, as the good I am in no rush. As the good pastor says, you have not cause, you ask not. You need to ask her. I still ask, no, I still ask her Is she ready for something?

Speaker 2:

series. I did ask her that. She said yes, because it's more like a lot of stuff that she was doing, especially in the dating world or especially with people. I feel like a lot of people have been dating for other reasons or have been doing things and been married for other reasons. For that reason, for real, and she started to realize like no, like, even though I can, you know, be with this person, love this person, I still have to have my own personal reason in order for things to work. So when she came to that realization, that's when I realized I was like okay, she kind of is ready in a sense. You know, it's gonna take a little longer as far as you know, whatever it is, because this is a whole new world.

Speaker 2:

now the pandemic has unlocked a new level.

Speaker 1:

Yes, I told you I was shell shocked, bro. So when I moved here, it was by myself. I drove. I didn't know Pierre at the time. Ladies and gentlemen, the funny story about me and Pierre is, I think I put something in the Facebook group or something, and I was like is there any bros in San Diego?

Speaker 1:

And Pierre hit me. He was like you know what, up friend, I'm in San Diego too, and I was like where he's, I'm downtown, like I'm downtown too and I'm. He was like where I was, like I'm. I think he was like you said you were on 14th and I'm like I'm on 13th, and we met at the corner Right there, and it was like wow, thank you God. So, but moving, I didn't know nobody, though, and I remember vividly those like the first weekend, moving in by myself, not knowing nobody, and you kind of just get this. I mean, it was a breath of fresh air, but at the same time it was very lonely, but I kind of I could have wild out, I could have like been out here. You know what?

Speaker 2:

I'm saying Slanging.

Speaker 1:

But what I noticed, though, being with somebody for almost 10 years and then when you single, it is a drastic change. It's literally like going from junior high to a PhD program. I had to learn new lingo. I had to learn the way that the new women are.

Speaker 2:

You have to learn code. You have to learn how not to pray in front of your food.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yeah, we'll talk about that. I'll tell that story. Matter of fact, yeah, like it was a shock, bro, like I ain't. And then I'm from Indianapolis, indiana, man, shout out to everybody from the NAP, man From I'm from the West side and where I'm from, well, when I was living there I haven't lived in NAP since like 2012. But where I'm from, you had three people White, mexican, black, no four and Chinese, that's it. And when I moved here, I was like look at the assortment of fruit loops in this, motherfucker, I ain't never seen. What are you? Oh, I'm Brazilian and Armenian. What, what, you got long hair in this real the kitchen. Ain't NAPE same word, what, like it was same word, yeah, but God knew that I needed order and discipline because I was out here entertaining women that I would have never, ever entertained.

Speaker 2:

Ever, ever, ever. Here you are, such a black man, right here.

Speaker 1:

Women always talk about lowering their standards. I'm ashamed how much I lower my standards.

Speaker 2:

Hold on, listen here, man.

Speaker 1:

What's the you?

Speaker 2:

know another type of woman I had to deal with.

Speaker 1:

Like what's one of your worst, like lowering your standards, oh man.

Speaker 2:

Episode. Oh shit, there's so much to count, Damn. How'd you be given Char? How'd you be given chances? Look like, fuck it, let's see what's up. I'll be pointing. That's my problem is that I'll be pointing around too much. I don't be too damn serious man.

Speaker 1:

I'll share this. I lower my standards with a girl that had Villa Lago, that's.

Speaker 2:

She knew Michael Jackson, but it was only on her hands. Oh, okay, that's not bad. I mean, shout out to Whitney Harlow, she fine.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, whitney's, fine, this one was. It was just something to do on a Friday night. I was bored. You know Regret, i'mma tell you bro. So you know I do, I spin and shit like that. So I sent her the link and whatever, and she told me that she was divorced. She wasn't divorced, she was going through a divorce. I feel like I'm gonna end your life. Yeah, you got Alapesha in your life.

Speaker 2:

She you ragged it.

Speaker 1:

I guess she was still living with her man and he saw the email and he hit me. He was like I know who you are and I know what you do and I'm like what the fuck, what do I do?

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry, I can't do that.

Speaker 1:

I can never do that. What Come at the dude.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, come at the dude. Like that's not part of the game, like that's not the rules to the game.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, well, we from.

Speaker 2:

but If you're bitching my shit, it's your bitch, you check nigga Like Words to Dr Drake.

Speaker 1:

I thought we knew that man that was. I'm ashamed of myself. I can't believe I did that. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Awww, okay, I'm so sorry man. I'm sorry man, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:

Chairman I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't believe that. I don't believe that I don't believe, I believe that I can't believe I did that. Bruh, I would've never, ever talked to her, never, ever talked to her, and it wasn't even from an attraction thing like we just didn't. You know, she was like borderline atheists, like Like you have business Like what she's touching your hands.

Speaker 2:

That's funny.

Speaker 1:

So disrespectful, but I've dumbed down. I'm like I've dumbed down my shit. Hey, let me ask you this Do you feel like you gotta dumb down your blackness living?

Speaker 2:

around here. Oh my God, I feel like I got racial PTSD. I can't be a sparing nigga out here.

Speaker 1:

Look at what we walk around.

Speaker 2:

I be walking around here. I be running around here. I can't be that nigga as far as people have to smile at me and I have to smile back to them and it's not like they smiling at me. You know how white people smile. Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, but now it's been to yeah, exactly Because even when I'm in the trail in Toy Pines, if I'm over here downtown or if I'm in Seaport or if I'm in Little Italy. I have to dumb this down.

Speaker 1:

Right, because you don't want to be threatening.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm over here walking with this black man from Provado, especially because I'm from the East Coast. This is what we do, and I have to make it much more common for these people out here. And it's not even for white people too. It's for the Mexicans, right Like. I'm over here one day walking back from. I'm walking back to my building just grabbing something. I'm walking back and I'm walking at a crazy pace. Yes, I can admit to that.

Speaker 1:

No, I always walk like that. Yeah, I'm walking back.

Speaker 2:

You got somewhere to be. I'm over here walking back to my building. This dude, he's walking, he's in front of me, he gets to, he's in front of me and I, you know, I basically meet him Right. My boy stops where he's walking. He was like it's dark outside, oh it's dark. He's like hands up. He was like, hey, I don't want no trouble. I'm like fuck the fan. I'm just walking past you relax.

Speaker 2:

He was like. He was like is everything all right? I was like you tell me I'm walking to my building. I don't even see you. That's the one thing. And he was like no, I just didn't want any trouble. I was like I'm just walking in my building.

Speaker 1:

Bro, I crossed the street. That's how much I dumbed down my blackness. I don't even want to.

Speaker 2:

Bro, even with women, I'm crossing the street. If I see a woman walking down the street, I'm crossing the street. I'm walking the other way and getting to where I gotta go.

Speaker 1:

And if you live downtown depending on where you live at, then I don't live here. You got to cross the street for black people too, yeah, because there's some crack kids out here. That man. I ain't never seen so many niggas strip ass out and run up and down the street Just a San Diego that don't nobody see unless you live here.

Speaker 2:

I'm like he don't want to live back home.

Speaker 1:

The niggas think it's just beaches, Beaches and boats Right, Fucking homeless and hoes out in this month. Homeless hoes you see them all the time dialed up and everything Red Wigs on this shit. A homeless ho. We miss mashed toenail polish. I'll be down, Dumb it down and get blackness man.

Speaker 2:

I fucking hate it, man, because especially when I be out, work too.

Speaker 1:

Remember the conversation we had a while back. I told you we got two different realities as black people, man, but you know Cali tries to hide it Actually but shout out to that sister that when I was coming to your building I got to the elevator.

Speaker 2:

I guess she's either with her friend or with her man, and I'm just him, it's a black woman, black woman. She was like what's up, brother, how you doing? I was like she's fine. I was like oh, what's up, see, there you go. I was like, yeah, but her man was in there, he was black, but it's just like oh my gosh. You got to respect this here See you ain't ready for no relationship.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, no, you ain't ready. You wouldn't even look to her like that.

Speaker 2:

I did, but she was cute though I got to admit, no, man, I was like what's up, sis, how you doing? She was all swag down and everything, Nice little purse Shout out to her man. I didn't get her name, but you know.

Speaker 1:

I didn't get her name, though you don't need her name. Exactly, you a heavy woman and that's what I left it at Bro. You are going to ruin this.

Speaker 2:

I can say what's up, sis, how you doing.

Speaker 1:

Nah, man, good, I like it. You don't need to know her name.

Speaker 2:

I belong here too. Fuck her out of here.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's all funny and handy, but you don't need to call out the way she look. And if she got a man, yeah, she could be. See, you got to train yourself. See, I've trained myself to look at women.

Speaker 2:

I trained myself too. No, you haven't.

Speaker 1:

You a dog without a leash. I've trained myself to fucking red nose pit Haitian red nose pit over here. I've trained myself to look at women without a lustful eye. Think about it.

Speaker 1:

I mean I do that? No, you don't. How can you do that? You can't. I have faith in you, but you don't. So you act like a cute man. You gotta cut it out, bro. We are not like them. We don't objectify women in the brown and gold. Shout out to the brothers of my audified data fraternity incorporated. It's supposed to be my chapter. Yo. Shout out to you, baby yeah. Shout out to Zayda Sari Weekniggers nonplanned.

Speaker 2:

Nah, bro, but I have to look at women without a lustful eye.

Speaker 1:

Because you can get caught up in scrolling so much Instagram, facebook, twitter, whatever. Actually, I'm on threads. I mess with threads. Shout out to my threads. Soon I'm gonna get my Twitter back.

Speaker 2:

I deleted my Yo, elon, stop it. Yo, all of the people that I blocked Twitter went in and you giving back to yeah, I don't want to see that shit, so I deleted my Facebook.

Speaker 1:

But no, I think proper relationship etiquette. Well, one of the things about proper relationship etiquette for me is to train my eye to look at women without lust in my mind or my heart. It's okay if a woman is attracted and you can keep it moving. You don't have to call it out because I already got somebody in my life. I don't need to look at every woman that crosses my path with a question like, damn, I wonder what that's like. I got somebody and I think for me and a lot of us, we don't know how to tailor our appetite when it comes to stuff like that and you start devaluing what you have at home waiting on you. A lot of us got beautiful, put together women at home doing life with us, but because we see these societal standards of what beauty is supposed to be and all of the half-naked pictures and things like that on the Explore page, you don't take what you have serious and then you start getting outside yourself and you start acting like Pierre, yeah, and then you single.

Speaker 2:

You better walk around with a neck brace. So much, bro, you better train that eye.

Speaker 1:

I'm telling you I did. I bought some shades so you can look at them in secret. You're a creep, sink is a creep. He said I bought some shades. You are a creep, bro, don't mess up what you got going. Don't mess up what you got going.

Speaker 2:

What's something else you would like you know relationship etiquette.

Speaker 1:

What's something?

Speaker 2:

else you would shine on.

Speaker 1:

What do you mean? You know single behavior that you would indulge in, that you don't indulge in when you got a lady in your life. You know, did you respond to DMs?

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, no, Leave the DMs out of it. Old exes Young.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Or like old flings Right, y'all still cool, but you know y'all had that. I don't believe that. You know I don't believe it. See, here's the thing.

Speaker 1:

I'm cool with it Can you be cool with the one that you had sex with? Yeah, no, you cannot, bro. Why not? Because you got a soul tie and you ain't broke it. And even when you have broken that soul tie, I don't know, bro, I don't know, I'm a asshole though. What about work wives? I don't believe in it. You only got one fucking wife. What are you talking about? Work wives?

Speaker 2:

Damn, I gotta let them go too.

Speaker 1:

Boy, this dude, you ain't ready man. This dude here, man, those are my people. No man, there's no such thing. I don't like that shit. I don't think there's no such thing as a work wife or a work husband. Nah, you only got one husband, you only got one wife, Like to even put that in the atmosphere?

Speaker 2:

I think is is, uh, no work wives. Look out for me though.

Speaker 1:

Bro, that is spiritually irresponsible to say. You have a work wife and I'm pretty sure your woman might have a problem with that. I told her about that.

Speaker 2:

She said what did she say? She slapped you out of you, didn't she? No, I was knowing her. Yeah, I was.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I don't know your name, young lady. Um, but if Pierre, if you listen, every listen to this and Pierre mentions a work wife, smack the dog's shit out of him in the back of his thick-ass head. Smack the shit out of him, Work wife. She said she over here adjusting About that shit. Yeah, bro, you know how black women communicate. You hear that and you fucked up and she from the south too.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, she gonna smack the shit out of you, bro. Work wife. She spend all day with you, dusty ass, and adjusting her time schedule because y'all in different time zones and you callin' another woman wife.

Speaker 2:

I was like, oh yeah, I'm not that, I'm work wife, Just sat in the what?

Speaker 1:

You told her what my work wife just fed me.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. She was like oh, did you eat? I was like yeah, my work wife just fed you some.

Speaker 1:

Oh gosh, lord, help this dude. He gonna mess it up before he gets someone.

Speaker 2:

I was being honest.

Speaker 1:

I don't think you need to be that honest. Some shit you can just omit.

Speaker 2:

If Niggas out here lying, let me know, because I want to start too. You going live off the right stuff.

Speaker 1:

I don't believe in lying, but I think some things you need to omit Ooh.

Speaker 2:

Let's talk about that. I don't think women understand that.

Speaker 1:

Do I look fat in this dress babe?

Speaker 2:

No, you look good.

Speaker 1:

You don't need to. You know you can tell her in a different way. I don't think that's the color tonight. The dress is fitting. The dress is fitting. Do you end up with a Kiki Palmer situation? I say this on the last ad man I stay out of women's vaginas and clauses.

Speaker 2:

How you feel about your woman fanning down us. You're tickling him and shit while he's singing. That goes my baby.

Speaker 1:

Kiki did not tickle him. What are you talking about? She did not tickle him.

Speaker 2:

She was like slowly gently rubbing her nails across his face. That's tickling Did she do that.

Speaker 1:

I thought she just wrapped her arm around him.

Speaker 2:

Maybe I'll sing something else.

Speaker 1:

We went to the Usher concert. I talked about it on the last episode. I celebrated birthday last weekend, yeah happy birthday to you. Thank you, brother, it was fun bro.

Speaker 2:

The funny part to me is I saw the look of. That's what was right there. He saw your girl and was just like oh that one he might have. I mean there was a gang of women in there. I wasn't too many guys, bro. It was a gang of women in there.

Speaker 1:

Oh I should have went. Damn, there was a gang of women in there. We had a good time.

Speaker 2:

That's when I went to that Beyonce concert.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's a show. It's like a guy going to a strip club. That stripper don't really like you. She's trying to get a tip, bro, she don't care about you. She said she loved me, she liked my bow tie. I did not tell the story about me and the stripper.

Speaker 2:

It was in the relationship.

Speaker 1:

Caprice, it was.

Speaker 2:

Caprice yeah, I'll tell you about that.

Speaker 1:

Let me tell you about that. He was right because we had amazing seats. I probably got some of his sweat on me Pause. We were sitting so close, but I wasn't a trip. I was like you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2:

It's a show.

Speaker 1:

There's the insecure nigga Yo, you should have seen how scary I felt the scary niggas' facial expressions when they got close to us. I purposely ate three edibles.

Speaker 2:

For one, it was my birthday.

Speaker 1:

I didn't want to feel any of this. I had an amazing time, bro. It was fun dawg Right there. It was a good time, I think, in Kiki's.

Speaker 2:

My nigga Keen turned into Thomas DuWa From the boondocks. I don't remember the episode when his white woman was over here going crazy about us. Oh yeah, oh, my God, I swear, I was singing right along, man.

Speaker 1:

Just that thing, man, I was too.

Speaker 2:

Shit. I'm here to have a time you can sing in front of my girl and everything. I'm singing with you. I'm gonna grab the mic.

Speaker 1:

Man, I'm not worried about. I'm not worried about that the only thing Usher got over me is more money and all that means he got more problems than I got. So I'm cool. You know what I was surprising? Dawg Usher's a very little dude he is. He is.

Speaker 2:

I was like damn TV be lying, because I thought he was like.

Speaker 1:

I think I'm probably bigger pause than most Most of the artists.

Speaker 2:

Most of the artists, unless you like.

Speaker 1:

Snoop or Wiz or somebody, but even then, I'm bigger than I'm way more stronger than you know, snoop or whatever, yeah, snooping and we're Lifting Winds, but now I was a. It was a good time, man, really good time, but fuck it, I don't even know what story I should tell. I got a story to tell. What story should I tell? Nah, bruh, I can't spell it all bruh Before I do that.

Speaker 1:

When was the last time you had a physical? Damn, Anytime a black mist, oh, a physical. I actually went and left on you at her piece.

Speaker 2:

Oh, a physical. I mean, I had a drug test.

Speaker 1:

That is not a physical. This nigga said. This nigga what he said I had a drug test. What drug test I passed that? Oh my God, you stupid. He said I'm dead. I cannot believe you said that that's a drug test.

Speaker 2:

No, actually I gotta get one. I gotta get a physical and I gotta get a cleaning too. I mean, my teeth are pretty good, but I gotta get a cleaning for that too. I'm glad you all told me that I'm gonna go get one. I think I got one last year.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you gotta get one every year. I did get one last year.

Speaker 2:

I was like I lost six pounds.

Speaker 1:

I asked that because I scheduled my physical and had to fill out some pre-paper work and I'm scared as shit. I don't know what is in his body.

Speaker 2:

Because they ask you questions.

Speaker 1:

Does your family have a history of heart disease? Yeah, alcoholism, yeah. Heavy drug use yeah, everything they ask him, I'm like, damn, my family is a bunch of crack, alcoholic, cancerous motherfuckers.

Speaker 2:

I can't answer that, because Haitian parents do not tell you shit.

Speaker 1:

Man, they want you to tell you everything, y'all just die.

Speaker 2:

They don't think that you died, they think someone ate you. What the hell? In Creole they say I'll be like oh, someone so died is like oh, it's them as well.

Speaker 1:

I forgot how they say it. Y'all think it's a monster.

Speaker 2:

Someone ate you.

Speaker 1:

You don't die. It's crazy man. Go get a physical black man especially Please, yes, I was scared, I'm like damn, I'm like I might go to daddy and yo you doctors out there put that vaccine on me.

Speaker 2:

I was like yo Biden said that the shit's over.

Speaker 1:

They still trying to give me the vaccine.

Speaker 2:

They were like have you ever got a vaccine? And I said no.

Speaker 1:

Well, we've come to the session of the show where we're going to dive into Too much liberty out here now, john, it is too much. It's too much, not liberty. Here's the thing. People live reckless in California yes, they do, and they use being liberal as an excuse. You know the shit that pisses me off. Don't blame your fucking zodiac sign for your shitty characteristics. Just because you was born in the month of March, don't give you the right to be a dick.

Speaker 2:

Unless, you was born in September. You was raised correctly.

Speaker 1:

No, I see I can't vote for you other niggas.

Speaker 2:

That's all I'm gonna fucking say. I can't vote for you. I'm so tired. Get yourself with God, bro.

Speaker 1:

Get yourself with God. I'm so tired of you incense lighting, sandalwood smelling sage, burning tree, hugging rock, worshiping mother, fuckers, man.

Speaker 2:

Stop blaming your shitty characteristics on the month you was born in and start showering. Yes, please Musty, mother fuckers I hate boys.

Speaker 1:

I'm so tired of these people, man. I was born in June, so I'm always going to be a little irritable and paranoid. No, nigga, you need therapy.

Speaker 2:

Stupid.

Speaker 1:

Dumbass mother fuckers man.

Speaker 2:

Soap and water. That's all I ask.

Speaker 1:

Well, here we go.

Speaker 2:

I'm an idiot, you trying to see if I'm still stupid. I'm stupid.

Speaker 1:

No, no, this is. I wasn't stupid on this one. This is the story of Caprice. I don't.

Speaker 2:

I'm not gonna say her real name.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna tell you like this, though dawg, I once went to a club called G5 in Miami, a strip club. Shout out G5, man.

Speaker 2:

The only strip club. He actually works there too. G5? Yeah, g5, man.

Speaker 1:

I've only been to that strip club in, never any other strip club in my life, so I took the line that I was pledging. I pledged a line at Indiana University Shout out to them.

Speaker 2:

yo Shout out to you.

Speaker 1:

Shout out to y'all man. So I'm in there and I'm kind of like over it For one, this is not what my imagination of what strippers look like. You ever seen the movie Roe House with a G5's a different breed? Yeah, the white dude forgot his name, but I think it's called Roe House and it's a. You know, it's kind of a white strip club. You know, I'm expecting to see some normal bodies. Yeah, if I tell you the amount of C-section scars I've seen in there. They didn't show you the happy trails, stumb and look like balled up homework paper. It was wild, wow.

Speaker 1:

So I hit it off with a woman named Caprice. We one of the Pledgey's sister work there and we all in the champagne room or whatever they called it, vip section, and we're talking and you know me, I'm kind of just asking them why they doing this. You know, especially Caprice, I was like you know, you don't have to do this. You're beautiful, you seem intelligent, I work for a higher ed institution, I can roll you. You know what I'm saying. You're trying to get an R in the BSC. And I got you and she said cool, cool Bouncer came over there and threw us out. He said you're spending money or you're getting the fuck out.

Speaker 1:

You can't be Mind you the service charts to check out money of the ATM in the strip club was 1999. What? Just to take money out, bro? What so we leave? Long story long or short, we leave, and she had a pink G-Wagon, we end up talking. Then that talking turned into a six month relationship. Wow, but she was through controlling, oh really.

Speaker 1:

I couldn't deal with it. So I remember she came to pick me up and my mom was pissed. This, how young I was. Who stopped the music? There we go? Miles was pissed. For once she parked in the driveway. You know the black household. You don't do that. You don't do that. Yeah, you park on the street. I don't think Caprice ever. You know this is Indiana, Indiana different than Miami. I don't think she ever dressed outside of Miami.

Speaker 2:

She don't over-calls.

Speaker 1:

No, what she wore to meet my mama is not what you should wear to meet a parent. Nipples was hard to say. Seen the piercings and everything.

Speaker 2:

My mama was disgusted.

Speaker 1:

She was disgusted, I don't know. She was like is this what you're into? Right in front of her, like mama, stop what you're doing. She's right here. I saw a human being right in front of you. I'm no alien. She just went upstairs. She didn't want to meet her, but then she started to get too controlling, like she just I don't know man, I guess she thought that I was a hoe and she was the pin, like the way she would talk to me and shit. It was a very abusive relationship. It was verbally abusive, so that's it. Ladies and gentlemen, I was in a relationship with a stripper and a Caprice.

Speaker 1:

And may she be well in all her kids. None of them are mine, I think. No, they wouldn't be mine. If her kids were mine, they would be 14. Yeah. So, yeah, I dated a stripper and I'm not proud of it.

Speaker 2:

I would be proud of that you would.

Speaker 1:

I tell you what? She had her finances together.

Speaker 2:

I believe, it.

Speaker 1:

She had her finances together.

Speaker 2:

Because you know especially what's that big big meet you ever I think he was?

Speaker 1:

was he locked up or anything? Man, this was like 20. 11, 2012. So this is what, 11 years, 10, 11 years ago, okay, okay, also, he's locked up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think he was. Yeah, I was man. He really put a billboard to set you out of the world's arse.

Speaker 1:

I get it, I've had an interesting life. Shout out to Caprice, though, man.

Speaker 2:

Shout out to Caprice. I learned a lot. Learned a lot. Learned a lot, bro. You learned a lot from them, like I learned I would never do that shit again.

Speaker 1:

I would never. Be like what was I thinking, man? Like there's nothing you can do to please a stripper.

Speaker 2:

No, cause they just know money fast and that's what can you do?

Speaker 1:

Remember, I almost got sucked into that here. Pause, Pause. Remember the young bottle girl you was trying to get me linked up with? Oh yeah, she deserves a shot. No, she did not, bro. Motherfucker. Didn't even know who Tevin Campbell was. What the hell she gonna do for me except get on my nerves. You didn't even tell me that part. I didn't tell you Tevin Campbell? Who was that? Can we talk about what I'm out of here? Man, leave me alone.

Speaker 2:

Talk about what? Oh shit, I don't think Kevin Campbell wanted to talk about that, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1:

see, that was foul, that you didn't have to say that man.

Speaker 2:

Kevin Campbell was not trying to talk about it.

Speaker 1:

Tevin Campbell used to date Tatiana Ali, fresh Prince. In my eyes, your eyes, they was together on that episode in my eyes.

Speaker 2:

And it was let's get a screw to sing to Ashley.

Speaker 1:

No man, they was together in my eyes. Kevin Tevin was a Trump talk. He ain't came.

Speaker 2:

Nigga, he just came out, he did, he really came out, he really came out, bro. Shout out to him, man, I know you had to get that bird in the bottom. That's one thing, that you, but he was not trying to talk back.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you know that's what he liked. You like? Listen, the funny thing about that bottle girl. If I told you the shit that she told me, you'd be surprised. Who's gay in the industry? Mind you, she works at the premier club here in San Diego as VIP bottle. She's a VIP bottle girl. And this man the shit she told me about Trace Song. I'm not surprised by any of this. Like in the tendencies man, like it's a man. I'm gonna keep my mouth shut though, to aim my business. Aim my business. What else you got Shit?

Speaker 1:

that's a guy Better be faithful. That's what you better have. I'm always faithful.

Speaker 2:

Stop it I mean until the rules start changing, then it's just like I well the rules, there is no rules.

Speaker 1:

You're either faithful or you're not. What's?

Speaker 2:

the rules start changing.

Speaker 1:

You trying to move the?

Speaker 2:

goalpost. I, I, I love listen, I play the wind, so it is what it is, you know.

Speaker 1:

Here's an update Shorty that lied that was trying to date me while she was pregnant had her baby Well.

Speaker 2:

congratulations on the new baby. Congratulations, kenan.

Speaker 1:

I got nothing to do with me. I can't believe this chick was pregnant the whole time.

Speaker 2:

That's what happened to me, bro.

Speaker 1:

I was like in high school when that shit happened. What, what? Who raised these new women? And I feel like it's only so. A woman from NAP would never behave like this.

Speaker 2:

You saying this in 2023, when this shit happened to me in 2007,. Just goes to show that nothing changes Everything, just recycles.

Speaker 1:

She was trying to talk to you while she was pregnant, bro, she over here Like fully pregnant. She wasn't fully pregnant, she didn't even know. No, I didn't see. Shorty was past the abortion phase.

Speaker 2:

She knew she was pregnant. It's never too late, you see, once again, too much liberty, y'all what. It is too late for an abortion? No, no, no, nowadays it's never too late.

Speaker 1:

I may want to get into this with you. You see, yeah, look at them. I don't want to Look at them. It's never too late now, hey man, I'm pro-choice. Whatever you want to do, do it.

Speaker 2:

I'm all more for that too.

Speaker 1:

I got a dog, so I don't need no kids.

Speaker 2:

I don't even think I like those.

Speaker 1:

No, my dog is cool.

Speaker 2:

Our dog, this too much dog shit out here it is Shit everywhere, shit everywhere, bro.

Speaker 1:

People clean up after your dog. You dirty mother.

Speaker 2:

Oh, my god, and you know who y'all are Fucking white people, man. Y'all the only ones that's been down here like that. What the fuck is y'all?

Speaker 1:

on.

Speaker 2:

Like y'all once again no fucking home training. Y'all just leave the shit right there.

Speaker 1:

And y'all piss and shit at the same tree, the same grass, everything, bro.

Speaker 2:

It's just like a swamp. It's not even grass, no more, it's a swamp, oh my god.

Speaker 1:

It's not even a tree, no more.

Speaker 2:

He said white people, is them they over here trying to blame the stench on the homeless people's nose? No, it's not y'all, it's y'all and y'all fucking dogs. Y'all got 80 fucking dogs. Got our cane corsoes. Fuck you got a cane corso downtown.

Speaker 1:

In the studio apartment, In the studio apartment bro.

Speaker 2:

It's just wild. What the fuck is y'all on, bro? A cane corso. Oh man, the nigga's walking, you too, you fire forward with a cane corso. Fuck what, bro, if I, if I that shit gets off the leash, I'm a stab it and I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1:

I'll leave the dogs.

Speaker 2:

Oh my god.

Speaker 1:

Well, pierre, ladies and gentlemen, the views and thoughts of Pierre are those of his own. They do not reflect Keenan in any shape or word fashion?

Speaker 2:

Yes, they do. They're collective thoughts. No, these are not collective.

Speaker 1:

I will say I'm with you when it comes. No no, we do not. I agree with you, though, with the, with the nasty dog shit, also the bathrooms, I think. Moving to SoCal, such a liberal place, I have been exposed to some of the nastiest motherfuckers I've ever been in.

Speaker 2:

It's seen in my life and here's. The thing is just like they're both the same. Now I've literally, literally deliberately seen people.

Speaker 1:

I can't see what I was like Go to the bathroom, don't wash their heads. Oh bro, like still making everything, Bro playing the tuba on a toilet, like like the shit, you hear the shit splashing the water.

Speaker 2:

You over here fighting for your life trying to get that shit out Right, and you don't wash your head.

Speaker 1:

You just get up and go like man.

Speaker 2:

And you see this at concerts, and I can't even, I can't even tell what's, what's bathroom to go to now.

Speaker 1:

I always go to the handicap stall with the rail Big facts. You might need that Walk with the family one.

Speaker 2:

It's like, yeah, my baby in there.

Speaker 1:

It's a much bigger space. Don't go to the regular one.

Speaker 2:

Well, there is no regular one.

Speaker 1:

We live in SoCal, oh yeah you're right, because even when we go to Cannonball, which we're about to go to, that's a unisex bathroom, a unisex bathroom. I don't want a man standing outside waiting on my woman to get done, peeing Like why are you in there? I don't understand it.

Speaker 2:

Once again, too much fucking liberty over here. It's just too free. I'm a crazy one, right, it's too. It's too free out here.

Speaker 1:

That's all it is.

Speaker 2:

That's all I got man, that's all I got too, man Yo Nothing else. Titan y'all shut up, get with God, man he said Titan, how you going to say that?

Speaker 1:

and then say get with God.

Speaker 2:

You and I believe in God. It's heathenism. That's what's heathen? Oh my lord, I don't think I know that All right. That's who I put my trust in. No one else I even tell my own daddy that I'm like listen, there's only one person I'm put my trust in. I love you. Don't think that I don't love you, but I put my trust in God. You got a point and you got to understand that, you got to respect that.

Speaker 1:

You got a point. Make sure you remember that when it's time to be faithful to your woman, of course.

Speaker 2:

You know you got to tell your friends, family, all that. There's one person I put my trust in. I can love you, but that person is above you. You trust your lady, not. Yet we ain't doing that. He ain't doing that. It's baby steps to this. He said that yet it's baby steps to this. I told it, but I told it. I'm here for a good time and a long time. I trust my lady. I'm happy for you.

Speaker 1:

You should love, feel good. I thought I'd never feel this again. I ain't gonna lie to you. After the voice and in order to love the losses, I was like, damn, maybe I don't deserve love. I'm trying to feel good.

Speaker 2:

I'm trying to truly feel it for the first time, even though I've been in relationships, even though I said that's right you say you never been in love. I can. I mean, don't get me wrong the people I was with, yes, I do have genuine love for them because they're good people, but as far as we're both on the same page as far as when it comes to love.

Speaker 1:

So what did she tell you? What did she tell you? She love you. What's your response?

Speaker 2:

You know why? Because back then I don't think I was attracting that. Attracting love, attracting love, yeah. So when a woman would tell me that she loved me, I was like for what? Like, what is it that I'm offering you, for you to give me that? That's not what I'm actually looking for.

Speaker 1:

That's not what I was attracted to. I don't think you're deserving of being loved.

Speaker 2:

I didn't think so. So a lot about you, brother, Exactly. So at that time, you know, you know, you know, you know a bunch of other shit it's just like that's not what I was trying to attract. It was like, yeah, like we're having a good time, but I felt like the love was supposed to come later.

Speaker 1:

It wasn't supposed to be now, bro, it comes, it's all, it's all in one man. Good times comes with love. You see, I didn't know that. Yeah, it's unconditional. Though I didn't know that man, you love that girl. You just scared to say it.

Speaker 2:

I mean, I told her, you told her you love her. No, no, no, not that, no, I don't know, absolutely not. Oh, you talking about your old ones? Yeah, the old ones, you know.

Speaker 1:

Wait, you told her, you loved her. You didn't mean it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, like I can't have a looking crazy. Wow, I'm sorry. We're going to get into that on the next episode. We grew into that, so that was just like you know.

Speaker 1:

So you told a woman you loved her, in hopes that you would someday love her, but wanted to appease her in that moment, so she didn't feel left out as a person that was dating for the wrong reasons.

Speaker 2:

What am I supposed to do? Be honest, nigga. What I was already being honest and that me being honest at that time was already had me on eggshells because it felt like when I was being honest, I was hurting that person's feelings. So it's just like now. What do I do? Wow, she's crazy. Oh Lord, you saying, well, I don't want to have to deal with that?

Speaker 1:

Wow, yeah you had to deal with it. Exactly what a girl, you was playing with her.

Speaker 2:

Hey, I was like I can say it and then we'll probably grow into it.

Speaker 1:

Oh my gosh. Well, what fun fruit roll up will Pierre come up with next? Find out on the next edition of the accidentally on purpose podcast Dragon Falls. Oh my gosh, hey, man, we ought to hear man. Hey, put value in yourself so we could put value in each other and maybe one day we'll have a value society. Big facts.

Speaker 2:

Raggedy ass please. Big facts. We love y'all. Continue to choose yourself above everything and just remember Ethanism is when you don't believe in God.

Speaker 1:

Ethanism is when you don't believe in God. All right, that's Pierre's wise thoughts from the GD section. People so happy I dropped out. Oh my gosh, see y'all next week. We have nothing left to say.