Accidentally on Purpose
Explore the intricacies of life, love, and growth through candid conversations and thought-provoking topics! Welcome to the Accidentally on Purpose Podcast where we aim to live intentionally even when life seems accidental
Accidentally on Purpose
Syndromic Feat. Pierre
Love is a battlefield, and we're navigating every inch, especially when it comes to finding it in unexpected places like, say, a club. Ever wondered if you can really meet 'the one' amid the pulsating beats? We're bringing that debate to the table, spiced up with a dash of reality from our own dating misadventures. And for those who've had their fair share of relationship blunders—don't worry, we're right there with you, sharing our cringiest moments with all the finesse of a stand-up routine gone rogue.
Get off the phone, nigga. Let's go. Is he ready?
Speaker 2:I don't even know you. Well, there was no way you know me, bro.
Speaker 1:Man, put the mic up to your lips. Don't act like it's your first time it was not All right. I'm ready, Smack. Is you ready, nigga? Is you ready, nigga?
Speaker 2:Kyle, is you ready? Niggas just sick nowadays Nah, not me. I just had an allergy attack.
Speaker 1:I don't know how you got better. Yo, you sound like you was about to die, bro.
Speaker 2:That fucking that, Allegra, open me up.
Speaker 1:You took a Viagra to feel better. Yeah, this guy's nuts literally.
Speaker 2:That Allegra bro, open me up. He's like a new nigga bro. Oh God man, he said open me up, open me right up, man. I was all confused. It was all confused too, because I was like yo, I can't be this sick, I was just fine.
Speaker 1:I just came back from a respiratory infection.
Speaker 2:I was like yo, I'm good as I cough. I'm over here blown mass snot out, but it's mad clear. I was like yo. What the hell is this?
Speaker 1:I could actually believe that, because when I got back from Dallas, bro, it was like it was just different.
Speaker 2:Yeah. But I was like yo, what is this? Why is this so clear? I was like, am I just blowing out water? You know, he was dehydrated, yeah. But then after I took that Allegra, I was like, oh man, it was just my allergies this whole time, man crazy.
Speaker 1:How was the trip though?
Speaker 2:Yo, the trip was great, man Trip was great. Good being back home, you know, I saw my, all my nephews, all my nieces.
Speaker 1:I'm like you got a gang of them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's a bunch of them For real. No, for real.
Speaker 1:How many sisters you?
Speaker 2:got. I got four sisters and I got.
Speaker 1:Any of them single? No, no, I'm just playing.
Speaker 2:I got four sisters and two brothers Damn boy. Oh, you know, you got a great show man, my dad was just having fun, he was having a good time. You know, Country all fucked up. What you going to do? Just fuck. Oh man. And they all got kids. I'm not going to go with no kids, so it feels good. You next? No, I'm not Boy. You fertile as hell, Damn. No, I'm not, oh damn.
Speaker 1:Damn, but I'm fertile.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I'm dead. So when are you supposed to find, I think, this significant other.
Speaker 1:I don't know what you mean. We gonna get to that. We gonna get to that. You don't want no forward play with the pie, you just wanna jump right in.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no. You feel being back home was good, man, not gonna lie, being back home was good, the weather was normal. It felt like I've been there my whole life, which I would have. But you know, 50 degrees is cold, but it's different when it's 50 degrees cold out here. I don't know if that makes sense, but yeah, like the 50 degrees over there felt normal. 35 felt normal, did you?
Speaker 1:run into that storm.
Speaker 2:No, they said that was such conviction. Yes, no, I did not Hell no. No, I can't do the storms. No more, did I.
Speaker 1:I think you maybe you missed it. I know when I went to the wedding. Oh, that bottle or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. That shit was all the way up north, thank God. That's way far. That's like eight hours, yeah, eight hours, so no.
Speaker 1:I was not gonna touch that?
Speaker 2:Thank God, I saw that six feet. That's why I can't live in Canada.
Speaker 1:Yeah, six feet of snow is just like nuts In November. Yeah, cause you ain't really supposed to. You know, come down to the round Christmas and then, you know, end in February sometime.
Speaker 2:The winter don't end till like April.
Speaker 1:Fuck.
Speaker 2:What happened?
Speaker 1:I forgot to press record. It's cool, we ain't been talking about shit anyway.
Speaker 2:I'm in tears.
Speaker 1:Actually no, cause I'm recording live. Oh yeah, in real life. Yeah, so I can just. Yeah, cause I can just publish it and re-edit it. It's whatever man shout out to anybody that's listening. I don't know cause I don't get the stats till after, but I appreciate it, yeah shout out to y'all man, Yo.
Speaker 2:And also, if y'all got smoke for me, you don't gotta go to Keenan's DM, please yes. Oh, I'm so glad you said that my DM's is an open door.
Speaker 1:I'm so glad you said that I'm always ready to talk.
Speaker 2:I'm always ready to talk.
Speaker 1:Right cause yeah.
Speaker 2:I stand on my own, like Kyrie does.
Speaker 1:All of y'all that got gripes. What Pierre?
Speaker 2:He's, we live right now. Y'all know I'm not wrong, so that's the crazy. Go ahead and ask. I'm just blowing y'all minds because it's like yo. No one really says shit like that. But no, I think you're definitely wrong, but I'm dead ass right, I'm not, oh God, I'm dead. Ass right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're definitely wrong, but you know that's neither here nor there. I guess. Dead ass, right, I gotta stop taking the fall.
Speaker 2:This is your fault.
Speaker 1:How the hell is it my fault? You don't want to be saying wow shit.
Speaker 2:And I'd be right though.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no. Did you? Did you read any Bible scriptures while you was at home? Absolutely not.
Speaker 2:Absolutely what.
Speaker 1:What is this, guys? But?
Speaker 2:I did leave the prayer for Thanksgiving, so how the fuck did truly the prayer for anything. They actually came to me and said yo, Michael, can you make the prayer for thing? I was like, of course, I would love to you know what that food was. Not blessed, that food was very blessed.
Speaker 1:That's why your ass got sick. It was poison because of you, it was fire.
Speaker 2:Yo, I ain't gonna lie. I think I can't do the. I can't do the dairy. No more that well.
Speaker 1:No, black people supposed to be eating dairy.
Speaker 2:It's really over for me for dairy. It's really over, like on the plane, stomach hurting. I was like, oh man, this is bad.
Speaker 1:You were shitting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it was turbulence too. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:You were the person that'd be on the flight just tooting it up. Nah, I wasn't.
Speaker 2:I wasn't bro. I was holding it all in man.
Speaker 1:Stinking it. Oh, man it's so bad it's stink, man, it's over. That's so foul.
Speaker 2:I hate that. No turbulence on the plane, though, like come on, why would they do that to me though? I've never farted on the plane, but Nah yo they be letting it rip. Man. I know why are people y'all disgusting man. Shout out to all the whitelist yeah it be y'all, because yo I know where I be sitting. That ain't nothing, but just them in that area. I was like yo, this is wild, you just let that shit go fam.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, it's the worst, bro, when they be just be on there tooting it up, and then you sleep and you wake up and it's just like all in your nose.
Speaker 2:I was like what the fuck was that? Yo you just want to start spazzing, but just like you can't do that, I always get the exit row seat. Really, I try to get in a premium economy. That's much better than the exit row.
Speaker 1:Cause I ain't trying to help y'all.
Speaker 2:I ain't really trying to help y'all, because if I sit in the exit row I'm helping myself.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I just tell them when they look at me and they be like sir, do you?
Speaker 2:understand, I'm not assistant, shit Like. Will you help in the case of emergency? I say yeah, but my toes be crossed. Yeah, I'm not assistant shit. As soon as that jacket goes on me, I'm out of there.
Speaker 1:As soon as.
Speaker 2:I left the door open. Good luck. I don't know what to tell y'all for real.
Speaker 1:And that's that's messed up, cause you work for the airline hey be like that. I ain't gonna put people.
Speaker 2:I ain't gonna tell you where you work at.
Speaker 1:Just don't fly to the airline that begins with A yeah, fly with all of them. Wait, there's a few to begin with A.
Speaker 2:There's a few, there's a whole lot.
Speaker 1:I saw. So when I was going to Dallas for the wedding I saw the line for spirit and almost threw up man, you couldn't pay me to ride a beard.
Speaker 2:Don't do that, cause if they cancel that bitch, what they will when they will, it's over.
Speaker 1:Who cancels the most flights? Would you be in the industry?
Speaker 2:I would say us Make an air my bad.
Speaker 1:I would say us Y'all cancel the most flights.
Speaker 2:Yeah, actually, because we the biggest ones. So yeah.
Speaker 1:Damn, I gotta go back to home for Christmas. I do not want to go with my dad. Oh, you going to, you going back home? I do not want to, bro, but Pops is like you, coming home Like fuck, fine, I'm fine, nigga, I haven't been home since I buried my mom. Wow, yeah, it's one of the reasons why I want to go that and I can't be around my sister like for long periods or something, because she turns into my mom and I don't be trying to hear that shit. Oh, I fucking oh.
Speaker 2:It used to be tough for me to fly back home, but now, like when I do fly back home, I always make sure that I put flowers on my mother's grave, so that makes it a lot better for me when I come back home.
Speaker 1:So I'm gonna definitely do that.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna definitely do that. It's like I'm not. Yeah, I'm coming home, but I'm really going to just put some flowers on Everything else. It is what it is.
Speaker 1:I'm like damn, can I just door dash some flowers to my mom's grave.
Speaker 2:I don't want to go. Nah, bro, sometimes it gets a lot out.
Speaker 1:You know the thing about my city niggas are still stuck in the past.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it seems.
Speaker 1:I see tall T's and baggy jeans when I go back home. Damn, that's tragic. You race car jackets and I just like, and I don't understand it. I just don't get it, man.
Speaker 2:Indianapolis right Yep, Yep.
Speaker 1:The middle of the middle, the filthy ghetto.
Speaker 2:But I mean, I want to go to your place, see what it's like.
Speaker 1:Just go to Imperial Ave.
Speaker 2:That's what it's like I.
Speaker 1:Passed out food, though, on Thanksgiving, though, matter of fact, how was your Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2:What you doing. It was a great. I want one my stepmom. Yeah my dad and my stepmom. We went to her family. She got her son, she got older sons, and so you got stepbrothers, I got stepbrothers, yeah. So went over there and had food with them. It was straight. He has a very nice house for himself.
Speaker 1:Cool, nice little blended family.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know me, my Puerto Rican family, my Puerto Rican side was chilling.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, so your Haitian father married a Puerto Rican woman. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:So I didn't even know he liked us like that. Yeah, no, they fuck with us. Yeah, we all mix we're all like, yeah, we all.
Speaker 1:If you ever been into the Dominican Republic, like it's literally Puerto.
Speaker 2:Rico like yeah, it's the same shit. Like we're all, especially in in the Winkland, like we're just one pot, just mix and just keep mixing.
Speaker 1:So yeah, man. My dude um, I cooked no way. I worked out. Okay, yeah, I worked out. I went on a nice, nice long run and I lift it because the gym was open. I know I live in California now because I ain't never in my life seen a gym that fucking packed on things. Yeah, yeah, like I didn't know, I was fat till I moved here. Yeah, so it's just different out here. So, yeah, I worked out. Um, I cooked, you know, put the greens on the night before.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, this time they came out really because these are cannabis and fuse greens. Oh, you know, last time I put way too much in there, but but not, it was good. This time around, man, I had, you know, it kicked in about shit 30 minutes, 30 minutes into it and, yeah, it was cool. You know, I made, made my my three layer mac and cheese, cornish hens and Dressing, going over the Cornish hens. No, it's a small chicken, oh, okay. Baby duck, oh, something, game meat. It's good, though I don't, I'm not gonna eat a big-ass turkey, it's a smaller turkey, put it like that. Okay, it's a hint. Okay, damn, you know. Oh, mcdonald, have a farm.
Speaker 2:I never, never heard of Cornish. What, oh my god.
Speaker 1:I Was.
Speaker 2:It wish I would never heard where's your sound that we went to the whole. We get the whole chicken. All right, that's all I know.
Speaker 1:You know, you ain't never heard of Cornish hens. Never heard of Cornish hens.
Speaker 2:This is like another breed and it's a hen?
Speaker 1:That's something, my god bro, googly man.
Speaker 2:My gosh, no, it's a hen. It's a hen Cornish.
Speaker 1:Every fucking time we record.
Speaker 2:What's the difference? One small, once big oh, so one guy GMO's, the other don't no.
Speaker 1:It's a fucking turkey. I Mean it's not. I mean a turkey is a turkey in.
Speaker 2:The hand is a hand also chicken hands are two different things.
Speaker 1:It's not a chicken.
Speaker 2:Yes, so what's a hand? This is why people be at you.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh, you have Google right there. Oh Google, what is a hand? My god man, you've never had Cornish hens.
Speaker 2:No, it's a domestic bird. Have you ever had duck? No, I never had duck.
Speaker 1:I'm baffled by the. You ain't never had a Cornish hand. No, either I'm just country or you just fuck, and you just want to admit that.
Speaker 2:I know I'm country, in New England, we don't do that shit.
Speaker 1:So what the fuck did you even things? Give it clam chowder.
Speaker 2:No, we well, the Haitians. They bust out Haitian family, don't do that whole big, the whole turkey and throw it all in there. No, they bust that bitch down, season it up, clean it and then you know, cooking is so good so far, or sometimes a fry it, yeah, yeah, you could do that with Cornish.
Speaker 1:It's the same thing, bro, like break the turkey. Yeah, listen to me, it is the same thing, just smaller. A Cornish hen is a smaller turkey, okay. You learn something new every day you need to quit learning shit new every day and know.
Speaker 2:This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1:What the hell. I love that anyway. So I cooked. So, after I ate my cannabis and fuse greens, I was feeling nice and right.
Speaker 2:Oh my god.
Speaker 1:Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was, I was probably.
Speaker 1:It's probably split to like Friday afternoon. Whoo, did not go by Friday shopping, but anyways, back off They's giving what you was gonna buy.
Speaker 2:I was gonna buy me a PS.
Speaker 1:I'm not. I don't need nothing out. No, Anyways. So I cooked and I went down the imperial af Passed our food to the homeless. One of the homeless dudes was like this is best mac and cheese? I asked it's my home.
Speaker 1:Okay, I didn't know, it like takes. Is that a compliment, because he clearly had an eight like forever? If that was a compliment, because I'm pretty sure he had not had a meal, but I just accepted it. Some of them people are ungrateful. I'm grateful as hell. I got some more greens, yeah, so I got that. So, all right, I made.
Speaker 2:I made it. Yeah, I.
Speaker 1:Somewhere and I know there's a homeless person looking for me because those are the best greens he ever had his life. Yeah, bro, but you know, I Uh like seriously though I did have to make like my greens and fuse cuz like that's a lonely ass holiday. Bro. You was gone. I went back home. I ain't got no women's like hey, no women. So I just was bored, bro, so I just, you know just like.
Speaker 1:Just vibe down for a little. But anyways, man, let's reset the show. Man, how you feeling today? I feel great. What we listening to today.
Speaker 2:Yo, oh, can you play, no worries in her.
Speaker 1:No worries in her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no worries, in her Featuring her.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm like what inside of it? What who's who's in here? No worries, no, I'm featuring her.
Speaker 2:Who, who, the who is, just play the song. She's the. Can you just play the song?
Speaker 1:I don't play the song I don't want to.
Speaker 2:It's a fire ass song. I don't just play the song, I'm not feeling like that. Okay, I.
Speaker 1:I'm feeling. I'm feeling like there's a, there's a young lady out there. I'm feeling I Don't want to be scared this is a young lady that I'm fucking with. That I'm like what Pierre got a? What hold on, wait a minute. No, we go, man, let's, let's kick the show off. Man, we're gonna. We're gonna talk about that, we're gonna talk about it. This I'm feeling, man, before Drake stole it, was this, this static major.
Speaker 2:No damn code. Rest in peace that major I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1:Drake did kill this shit, though. What song was it?
Speaker 2:cameras.
Speaker 1:He said. He said, girl, you looking damn good tonight, don't be scared. So if a shorty is listening to this and and I've told you that I'm interested in you, don't be scared, don't be scared.
Speaker 2:I've only told that to one shorty, I think.
Speaker 1:All right, that's enough. All right, so I welcome back to another edition of the accidentally on purpose podcast. Yeah, you already know, man, I'm the host, the curator, the creator, the hn. I see the proprietor. I just show accidentally on purpose, keenan Hall. Find me everywhere, at one Keenan Hall. You can text me 619 and blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, and you already know who we got the most controversial.
Speaker 2:Look it up online if you want kids phone please.
Speaker 1:We got the controversial Piers in the building. Ladies, what's up? Yeah, mr P fun. All right, nigga, that's all you get cuz you acting up already.
Speaker 2:Wow, cuz I never knew what a hen wasn't. I Thought a hen was like a level of the chicken Ignorant. It's a hen first and then it's a full chicken or something like why have you ever heard of a hand turned into a chicken? I don't know. That's why I thought I really didn't. You know, I knew chicken was what it was, but I never really decided to like look further into it.
Speaker 1:So when you were in kindergarten class and y'all saying old McDonald had a farm, yeah, yeah, you've never in your niggard them life heard. In the hen hen there, in the hen hen here.
Speaker 2:Ever. I didn't care for the nursery rhymes because they were annoying and I didn't care to sing them. I was like why are? We singing this like this is just annoying.
Speaker 1:Why they're trying to put this in my brain. All right, brother, all right All right.
Speaker 2:So who's this young lady? You, uh, no, there's no one I'm meeting with, but I'm talking about a singer that I, like I knew was Alex Vaughn. She's fire.
Speaker 1:You know who I really like right now? That's a singer. Remember, a few episodes ago we was talking about our irrational confidence and who like what entertainers we could have a chance with. Who did you say Mama Kiki Palmer? I said Tiffany Haddish. Yeah, I really think I could bag Tiffany Haddish. I think she's humbling enough to mess with a normal Functioning broke citizen like me from LA.
Speaker 2:What the fuck does that mean? She's from LA like from LA. She's out the gutter from LA.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, I thought you was trying to say like all LA women into that. Yeah, um, coco Jones, I Love that. That ep is amazing. I always play icu on the um Sunday night boss. A shout out to everybody that tuned in. Last Sunday night we had a record breaking crowd 2014. People, man, we growing every week, man, and that was probably one of my best sets. Shout out to miss Kita out of LA. So watch what you say about LA.
Speaker 1:She listened and, uh, we both agree that was one of the best sets that I ever played. It was dope man, but Coco Jones, I love her. She's just too young. She is, yes, very the ungodly things I would do to that woman.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's very pretty.
Speaker 1:I would marry her.
Speaker 2:And have some babies. I want to marry scissor. I just saw that that album was about to come out, or I guess this is dope.
Speaker 1:This is I mashed up scissor and aliyah come over. Crazy Aliyah come over, and and scissor the weekend I mashed them up, oh you didn't say the weekend, you just said scissor.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's on, toxic as fuck it is, it is. I only want him on the weekends, on the weekends can't do that to me, man.
Speaker 1:I'm a cancer. You hit this, we go together, wait. No, last time I said that what you say. Last time I said that yes.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna believe you and I say you hit this, I'll think about it.
Speaker 1:I'm excited for this RALNIS concert. I bought my ticket. When is that? January 29th, at the House of Blues Anaheim? Really, I'm there. I got an extra ticket, not going with your ass, I'm not going.
Speaker 2:I wasn't going to go, hey speaking of ass.
Speaker 1:Even though I love Crush, that song is beautiful. Speaking of ass have you ever used Dr Bonner's mint soap?
Speaker 2:Hell yeah and lose your ass like a rock.
Speaker 1:Damn. My ass is wide open right now.
Speaker 2:I can't even. You got good air coming out.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:That's how you know, you really good, you got good air coming out. That's a good shower before you came bro, I'm like why the fuck are you? I'm proud of you. Shut up, man. Why am I so loose?
Speaker 1:right now, Open you up bro, fucking booty is like she's just ridiculous, bro. She's talking with the wind man, my god.
Speaker 2:I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 1:I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. You're talking with the wind man. My god, it gets you clean bro. You be ashy as hell after wearing that or putting that on there. I forgot where I was going with that. What was we talking about? Oh yeah, I'm going to the Auri Lennox concert, and that's another woman that I love. I want to go to the.
Speaker 2:Nas concert in New York.
Speaker 1:That probably would be better than the one I went to here at Petco Park. I could have done without Wu Tang, honestly.
Speaker 2:That's some old ass niggas. It's full of white people. To be honest with you, they got a white crowd. It wasn't really big. On Wu Tang, to be honest, I just heard 36 Chain was not too long ago. I wouldn't have said that out loud, but okay, I'm going to say that out loud because I just felt like there was just too many niggas of them.
Speaker 1:The song's still not old, it is again.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that, but as I got older I learned to appreciate Wu Tang. I mean, I love Ghost Face and Ray Quang. Yeah, they're my favorites. They're old, yeah, and MF, you know, but I wasn't listening to all of the niggas at that time. No, that was just too much.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going now I don't know who to fucking go on with, but I'm going.
Speaker 2:No, probably alone, like normal, going to New York for the Niles concert.
Speaker 1:I would definitely go to New York for the Niles concert.
Speaker 2:What I still want to go to. We still got to go to the back.
Speaker 1:We were supposed to go to Africa and you fucked up, so I don't want to hear it. I wasn't going to Africa All right, bro, but anyway we need to get into the topics. Yeah, glorilla, she said you can't find a good man in the club and I say that's a lie. What? I agree that's a lie. Why is it a lie? Same thing it goes for women too. You will never find a good woman in the club. Good men do what normal people's stuff do what. What's that, pierre?
Speaker 1:What y'all do what the fuck what you mean. He said what y'all do. You just acknowledged that you're not a good man. He said what y'all do, what y'all do.
Speaker 2:You know, good men do normal people's stuff. Going to the club is a normal people's stuff.
Speaker 1:I don't think you will find a good man or a good woman in the club. That's not true. It's very true.
Speaker 2:No, that is not true. We've been in the club together Okay yeah, have we ever found a good woman? Is that? What was that our intentions? I?
Speaker 1:think that was yours, that wasn't mine.
Speaker 2:I hopped on the scooter and went home. That wasn't mine. Good people do all this shit, that why can't good people go to the club? That's what you saying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why? Okay, so here's. Here's how the good woman is in the club. She's pissed off for one because she don't want to be there. She can have a great time, yeah, and then a whole bunch of niggas come up to her and all she trying to do is have a good time with her homegirls. Okay, so by the time a man like you and I come up, is she hitting us with a beatbox. You don't know that the nigga you was there. Remember when we was at the courtyard?
Speaker 2:Yes, what happened? I don't remember.
Speaker 1:No, now you don't remember, it's convenient. I don't remember, remember little Retri and Chick. Oh yeah, like damn. What did I do?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you fucked up, you see.
Speaker 1:I don't think you can find what you looking for. You can't talk for one. You intoxicated. You don't know that. You can't.
Speaker 2:I don't really drink in the club, so I'm like I have to to stay there.
Speaker 1:You can't. You made me lose my train of thought.
Speaker 2:You can't what you see? No, I was reading. I was right, no bro, we're getting.
Speaker 1:we're getting Texas and people lighting up the chat, and I got a text message from the. I'll tell you about it later, bro. Anyways, you can't focus. It's too loud. You drunk. You know what I'm saying. Maybe how do you get that women in a club here? Please tell me, just talk to him.
Speaker 2:You say hello. How are you doing? What brings you out here?
Speaker 1:You know, miss Serena, I don't want to hear you talking about same for me going.
Speaker 2:I'm a good woman.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. But how many men have you turned down in the club? She's probably turned down a lot. I just don't think it's the appropriate place to like because think about it you doing the same thing everybody else doing. Now, if I meet you out seven at Whole Foods, you can't reach the bread. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no, no. Who?
Speaker 1:goes grocery shopping. It's a good fucking point. It's a good point because I definitely ordered my groceries Exactly. So where you gonna find this people, I'm gonna get you around the pause for that when you gonna find these people at. Hinch Church.
Speaker 2:You ain't gonna find them in church either.
Speaker 1:I've never in my life lusted at church Really Not once I go there for the word. Now have I seen some ads. That was questionable. Why are you in here with all of that?
Speaker 2:That's what I'm going.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I've never have you ever met a good woman or just a woman in the club, and y'all you know what I'm saying. It turned into something. No, thank you, point proven.
Speaker 2:But, but what? That's not why I went there, for.
Speaker 1:Gosh, what did you go there for? Have a good time. Okay, let me rewind this story. So I was in Dallas what two weeks ago? Right For kids wedding, for his best bachelor party the night before. Congratulations to my bro kid. We went to some speak easy in Dallas. I don't think we were in like deep Elm or downtown Dallas, because this shit was like off ratchet. Oh, though, I'm walking, we get a section. We were like one of the. You know, we were some strong niggas in the city. We were, we were some guys. We went one of little baby's bodyguards.
Speaker 2:So we don't. Is it like that in Dallas, though? What Like you got to move with security? Yeah?
Speaker 1:What, dallas, bro, you don't want to fuck around. You ain't never heard of Oakley? I heard. Come on, man. So we go to the section and I'm only there because kid is my boy and I'm trying to be a team sport. Yeah, I felt like a whole thought, sitting on top of a couch with a bottle in my hand.
Speaker 2:No, I don't want to do that shit again in my life. I'm so fine. I looked to the left. What was it playing my Duggy? No, they were playing.
Speaker 1:I looked to the left there's a group of 19 year olds. I looked to the right, there's a bunch of 40 year olds. I'm in the middle, like what the fuck is going on here, man? Like it's just, I couldn't In the way you got a maneuver to actually speak to a woman. I just think you want to hear that, bro, I do.
Speaker 2:It's my shit.
Speaker 1:Fine dog. What the fuck is all right Damn, there you go. I'm going to rub the back of your head too. This guy is nuts. Please stop doing that, If y'all listening. This nigga is really a dug in.
Speaker 2:It's my shit, y'all, that's my shit, that's the end of remix.
Speaker 1:It's all but soldier boy. Anyways the way to maneuver. You cannot maneuver in the club, bro, you can't.
Speaker 2:How big was this club?
Speaker 1:Most clubs are a hole in the wall and if they're huge, it's bigger crowds. Do you know how many times I get tired of saying pardon me, excuse me, pardon me, and I got bigger ass shoulders. I'm not a small dude. So niggas is looking at me like I'm not trying to bump you, I'm just big in here. Y'all man small in here yeah, it's always the small niggas talking shit too. So I left. I gave Kyaza a bro here's $300. I'm out. I'm going back to the room. Going back to the room. I can't do this.
Speaker 1:Went back to the room, had me a nice Philly cheesesteak, went to sleep Fire. And we woke up the next morning and went to the hotel, got dressed. These niggas was drinking Kasa Amigos at 9am I said, kid you getting married, big fella Damn Trying to start your date. Yeah, so I drank some. Next thing I know the wedding is cool, ceremony's good.
Speaker 2:I wonder what we running through y'all minds, y'all getting dressed for the wedding day.
Speaker 1:For me. I was concentrated on my vows.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And then I forgot.
Speaker 2:You're going to say those.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh, I forgot. You have to say those. Yes, oh shit. Yeah, I was concentrating on my vows and you know my dad, he was turning up like pop, stop giving me the tequila. Come on, boys, you getting hit. So I'm like pops, please stop, man, I'm nervous as fuck. So we all took shots at tequila and the photographer, like we had these bottles of Moet, he was like, shake them up and then, you know, open them, splash them and then y'all all drink from your personalized bottles. We drank from the bottles. That was this. Shit tastes like hot piss. We all spit it out. It was hot and too bad. I had to delete those pictures. I ain't that a bitch. That's crazy, yeah, but that's what I was thinking about.
Speaker 1:Like man, leland Tory Donovan, everybody was lit. I was, I was scared, like I was on a trip, you know cause. You got to and it was a long ass walk down the aisle, super long, and I'm with it like a shorty, shorty. She like four, four, eleven something, and it looked like I got a gimpy leg because she's, like you know, holding my arm and I'm dipping it Like I'm like we don't line this shit.
Speaker 1:Like we about to probate. So we had to stop post for the pictures. It was good. And then, you know, we all lined up and then everything was cool, Until Kay walked down the aisle. Kid lost his mind and he started crying. He started crying.
Speaker 2:Yo, that's another thing. I started crying. I don't know how. I don't know how to cry.
Speaker 1:No, bro, it gets you. It was, I hope it does.
Speaker 2:I cried yeah.
Speaker 1:When I got married, bro, I was for one. I broke down before she came down because my mom had like they had a seat like empty for her and they had like a picture in their seat. And then when I saw my ex walk down the aisle, I fucking lost it, bro. I was like damn, this is really happening.
Speaker 2:And then I just really have to lose it in order for it to be real.
Speaker 1:I feel like if you don't cry for your wife, walk it down the aisle. You don't really fuck with her, Damn.
Speaker 2:Just without. That's what I think.
Speaker 1:Like really. Yeah, Damn Like for real, for real Like. Why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't know. Anyways, maybe, maybe I can be in such awe at her beauty that I can't cry, because I'm very just amazed. I'm a very amazed person.
Speaker 1:That's a stupid shit.
Speaker 2:I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 1:Yes, Like maybe I can't cry because I'm amazed at her beauty. I'm stuck, I'm stone faced.
Speaker 2:I could be stone faced like yo. What the fuck.
Speaker 1:Like this guy's amazing, you know this guy's like I'm in awe of it that I can't cry. This guy's nuts You're going to use your cry. Let it out, bro. Let it out and make sure you have sexual waiting night, because I didn't Damn 60 grand and no socks.
Speaker 1:I was tired, bro, she was tired, I was ready, had blue shoes and everything Damn. But knock the line and not that much. Anyways, going back to the club, we always veer off. It's impossible. You got to step on people, talk shit to niggas and then by the time you get over there there is nothing that can beat you to it. He all in her ear, breath, stink, then when he leave you slide in.
Speaker 2:She ain't trying anything you got to say I still think you'll find you got a better chance than Whole Foods.
Speaker 1:You could shit. Go to Ryan KN, go to Sunset Cliffs they be out there.
Speaker 2:They be getting engaged out there too. I know, man, that shit make me so mad.
Speaker 1:Oh, I be hating. Every time I go to Sunset Cliffs I see people getting engaged. I'm like man fuck y'all union. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Jesus, please help me, I'm a beautiful sunset and I don't blame them.
Speaker 1:So fuck, they propose my proposal is better. I'm hating. All right, I'm sorry, let me get that out of my spirit. Anyways, I agree with Glow Rilla. You ain't gonna find it. You ain't gonna find now appropriate places to meet a woman. What?
Speaker 2:do you think Her demeanor is also she ain't trying to find a good man, I ain't no, Are there any good man left besides us two in this world?
Speaker 1:I'm just saying come on, get a round of applause for that.
Speaker 2:I'm very proud of myself, to be honest.
Speaker 1:Yeah right, this guy is toxic as hell. I'm in a compromising spot because I know I'm not for the streets, but the way my luck is going.
Speaker 2:Yes, what I'm sure.
Speaker 1:I'm very sure I'm not for the streets. Damn, I'm too like na. I got treasure I can't be given. I can't be given this thing out to random. Well, what can't? No, what did Bruno Mars say? 24 karat gold magic. What the fuck? What did he say?
Speaker 2:I don't really listen to Bruno Mars like that.
Speaker 1:Anyways, you just.
Speaker 2:I haven't even heard that. Still, I still Sonic album.
Speaker 1:You tripping.
Speaker 2:I haven't heard.
Speaker 1:You tripping.
Speaker 2:I forgot that it came out.
Speaker 1:Matter of fact, Lee. Yes, I said factly. I bought my usher ticket to for March, when Vegas, Vegas.
Speaker 2:Oh, he's still performing. I thought he was done.
Speaker 1:Well, he's done for the year, but he's going, he's restarting it in Vegas in March. Anyways, what the hell was I saying Something about? Oh yeah, you meaningless sex bro. In today's age I don't think it's smart. I don't remember that talk we had about soul ties. Yeah, Took me a long time and get rid of them, damn soul ties. They say it's a whole exercise you got to do.
Speaker 2:What's the exercise?
Speaker 1:for me. I learned it in therapy. I just wrote down it was mainly my ex. I wrote a name down and we didn't even had it in my sex anyway, so I don't know what the fuck tie I had to break. I think I married her. He really liked her. Of course he was talking about you really like their stupid ass, you really like? Yes, fool, yeah, fucking. Oh shit, how much that ring cost. I'm stuck in 10 grand Damn 10 grand Claimed their ass on my taxes, shut up, fuck. That fucking dress was 3500.
Speaker 2:I should have started a business, put the ring under the business, whatever they say.
Speaker 1:Bro, when I tell you that's the most disappointing thing about being divorced is how, when I think about everything I paid for, Damn, I can't get that shit back. I know I still got my tux. I'm wearing that shit again. I don't care, I had nigga. That shit came from Italy. I picked out the fabric, hand stitch personalized initials.
Speaker 2:I will find a place to wear that, yeah nah, if I marry you and then we divorce you, fucking dead to me.
Speaker 1:I remember the photographer was like once I jump in the pool, it's called Trastadress I was like Trastadress.
Speaker 2:I don't even use the B word, I was like bitch.
Speaker 1:He's the Odessa.
Speaker 2:I'm doing that what she's gonna hold that shit for the rest of her life, yeah.
Speaker 1:But anyways.
Speaker 2:I stopped getting up. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:Look, the wedding is never for the man. You just there as a guest. That's what I'm just saying.
Speaker 2:Basically so it's never, it's so the wedding is not for me, nope. But I also got to cry when she walks down this fucking aisle.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. It's not a god damn. He always twisting shit. It's not about like that, bro, like you.
Speaker 2:It's your bride. The wedding is not for me, and I also got to cry when she comes down the aisle. This your bride, but the wedding is not for me, and I still got to cry when she walks down the aisle.
Speaker 1:If you put in, okay, like a serious note, if you, as a man, you find somebody you want to marry and you put in all that work to get to know her, you court her, treat her accordingly and y'all get to the point where the connection is so deep that you want to marry her, yes, you should cry Like that's work. You know what I'm saying. That's a championship, that's the finish line. You know what I'm saying? Okay, that's the goal. Like that's what them tears come from. It ain't like how she for me it wasn't how she looked, it was more like damn, we did this. We've been through so much shit. You know what I'm saying. We did this, not talking about it and like here it is, and then that shit didn't work. So I cried again. That shit didn't work. You see, you saw her in the dress, bawled out and still lost.
Speaker 2:I got to stop talking to you. Still crying out.
Speaker 1:Anyways, bro, appropriate places to meet a woman or a man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it will be in the club.
Speaker 1:Because nobody go to.
Speaker 2:Whole Foods. All right, you going to go to the club? Nobody go to Whole Foods and do the grocery shopping. Nobody does that.
Speaker 1:So shit's so different. Now, bro, we so isolated, we can't even niggas, don't even know how to conference we go to brunch.
Speaker 2:So you go to where the brunch is at, which is being in the club. That's bullshit.
Speaker 1:How many times have you and I been to a rooftop brunch and we see the material in there and we like mm. No, all the time.
Speaker 2:But we just still got to keep trying.
Speaker 1:No, because nine times out of 10, the shorties we see have hung out the whole night before. They already come remember when we was at the holding company and them chicks would not stop dancing. Yes, I do remember that. No, I'm good yeah.
Speaker 1:And it's not like they you know like, yeah, you could dance, but these were just, if you listen to, these were like just obnoxiously obnoxious women. Yeah, they were Like relax, please, please, stop. So for me I'm going to say, I'm going to say working out, maybe not at the gym, but like on a job, or walk, or walk through the park. See poor village, walk through the park. Yeah, I walk through the park all the time.
Speaker 2:Where you walk to see for it. You walk there. Yes, we live across the street. Did you see that black restaurant?
Speaker 1:Did I see the black restaurant?
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's a black restaurant Seaport Village.
Speaker 1:Oh, the new Sofoia Jump. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't stopped there yet. All right, babe. Yeah, yeah, the last time I had a date, we go and you paint, let's go. All right, and remember that story. I told you when we walked over to Seaport and we walked past the high rise and shorty was like my fuck buddy, listen, let's build it and that's why you don't mess with chicks at a club.
Speaker 2:Hey, you know, at least she was honest. You met her at a club man and she told you her fuck buddy lived in this building.
Speaker 1:Anyways, moving on, that's wild. Moving on to more dating Did you appreciate her honesty? No, I did. I appreciate her honesty? No, this is where my fuck buddy lives. I don't want to hear that shit. Oh, thank you. Why are you with me trying to come?
Speaker 1:back to my place Like no, I don't know. I'm just at a different level right now, fam. I don't want to know the whole facts, you don't? No, this is going to tear me off, I don't want to. So this is more yes, okay, I don't want to know that because if you been out there like that, I'm going to be able to tell you, know, you put on panties down like roast beef, it's going to be panties, it's all about it, bro. Oh my god, it's all about it, bro.
Speaker 2:That's the meats.
Speaker 1:Got the meats. Anyways, you will meet an appropriate woman with God delivers you to her, whatever it is.
Speaker 2:He's going to deliver to me.
Speaker 1:And I don't think God will be in the club like hey, won't you all to meet Right in the club. Nah, I think it's like. You made a good point, though, bro.
Speaker 2:I think you could meet. But here's the thing you will meet the right person in any type of situation, depending on the path that you're following for yourself.
Speaker 1:That's a good point Sometimes you say some wild shit, thank you. I know Sometimes not all the time. Thank you, bro, but staying on that, last time we parted you had a great fucking point about like could you? I think you asked me, could I be like number two or some shit? What was that question? Again.
Speaker 2:Could you be comfortable with being number two and I asked that for relationships because it's just like listen, we are here as human beings, but our main objective is to work Like we have this type of.
Speaker 1:So, dude, like I'm coming second to her career.
Speaker 2:Exactly Because we are here on this planet to you know, go, by the grace of God, to the path that he wants us to follow. So we are here to work. Sometimes, our work. Are you comfortable with being number two when it comes to that person's work?
Speaker 1:I think, I think we yeah, I think I said this last time. I think, nigga, it's a little burping and shit Disgusting. I think it's important to make the other person a part of your success. You know what I'm saying. I used to go through this with my ex, like we would get into it about that shit because she would do that, exclude me and shit. So for me, I think what I learned is next, go around. If I'm with a chick and she's studying for like another degree or something, let me help you study. You know, get the flashcards or some shit. I'm mad old. I said flashcards, flashcards. Do people use flashcards anymore? So, but yeah, man, just make the other person a part of your success. Now let me ask you this Could you date a woman that don't look the part but she treats you the way you should be treated?
Speaker 2:Yes, who's going for looks?
Speaker 1:Gabrielle Citibet.
Speaker 2:Who's that?
Speaker 1:Precious.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they could Bro the connection. Well, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah, mm-hmm, we'll get you. I could, if I'm. I think there's a certain person that I want to see myself with, like a certain type of yes.
Speaker 1:I used to as well, until I started dating them motherfuckers. And then ain't it yeah, it's like my therapist say. He's like you know, these grandmas and pretty girls, you don't get pretty girl problems. And she was not fucking lying. That's where Kanowa came from. That's where the stalker, the Mary chick, came from, the chick that stole my wallet as well as it came from bro. But you know, we, speaking of therapy, I'm gonna share this story. It's gonna be so embarrassing. So fucking embarrassing.
Speaker 1:I don't know who's listening to this, but please don't judge me. Like Chris Brown we talked about just like the root of where did I get like my taste in women from? And normally I normally go for like women that have like some kind of power not over me or some the range you understand, but they are well educated, sometimes older or they just like super mature goes back to my virginity story, what you think P? Yeah, alright, let me get the music ready, cuz, yeah, this is going to be my dad never lets me live this down, by the way, this story and there goes a little something like this so we ain't therapy. She was like so what do you think you got your tasting women from? And we just unpacking shit. You know like older and yada, yada, yada. She was like.
Speaker 1:So when you first realized you like women, I was like eight years old. Yeah, saw my baby sit her neck. It was like, wow, that's not good. Fast forward. I was 14, 14, I'm in the hood, I'm going to pick up my boy Mike. I wish I had a baby, so I never had those that sounds wildly creepy.
Speaker 2:Listen to immigrants. That's what you did.
Speaker 1:I started staying home by myself cuz she wasn't looking after me. Anyways, I go over to my boy, mike, house picking up to go play ball. Mike had already left. He was like and his sister named Dominique mind you, I'm 14, she's 19, she's like, mike already left. He said meet him at the park, mike, cool, turn around. She's like hey, you want to see something? Okay, don't know what it is, okay, okay, I'm stupid. I'm 14, bro, stupid, I was still still. So go in the house. She takes her shirt off. Wow, yeah, I've never seen anything like this longest in my life and titties longer than the last 15 minutes of work. Ridiculous, bro.
Speaker 2:But I'm in hammer, like I'm 14 bro.
Speaker 1:I'm like, oh, she's like this, only in face and every day she like touching, like oh, I'm thinking slime or something you know saying so next thing, I know it's over, lost more genie. Wow, best seven minutes ever. But you know I don't want to go into these. Put the condom on that stuff yeah, did all of that right did all that dang.
Speaker 1:The cold part. Dominique is down. She has down syndrome, she's syndromeic. What? Yes, she's in drumming. That's wild, yeah, bro. So you know, I go play basketball, like now. Mind you, I was a super Christian as a child.
Speaker 2:Like I had strong zeal and how you losing your virginity? I'm gonna get to that question.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm gonna get to that I feel I listen, I listen already fall victim. Most, like most, like most man, do we fall victim? So I go who, bro? I go who you know saying, and I get back to the house and I just got this feeling, the conviction bro, I just feel hella convicted. Yeah, and I was guilty, yeah, I was like one of them a no man yeah, I was like one of my anal Christians, bro.
Speaker 1:I would count how many sins I committed that day and I will go to proverbs and repent and I'm thinking everything cool. Three days later, dominique get on the bus and she try to sit next to me. I'm like Dominique, I, you know. I don't even like know why you want to say buses me. I'm in eighth grade, you in night school. I don't know why you want to say buses me, but don't sit next to me. I told it like that. I was like God ain't pleased with me. And she's like oh okay, tell me why. Lunch come around the whole school. You got Dominique pregnant. I hadn't taken health care or anything, I don't know. I didn't know like it takes longer than three days to find out if you pregnant.
Speaker 2:So I'm like 14 fam. My heart dropped, bro, my heart dropped.
Speaker 1:So I'm like I'm dead ass thinking about, like fuck, I gotta go find me a job at TJ Maxx or White Castle, I gotta, I gotta support this child. You know, saying I'm gonna talk to miss Stucky. Miss Stucky was our home egg teacher. I'm asking her like can you teach me how to change diapers? I'm like I'm going crazy, wow, and some okay. So fast forward. I go home. That same day it was all over school. Mike found out Mike was my boy. Yeah, found out. I smashed your sister with my boy. No more. So Mike told his mom mom's pulls up at my house. My dad is in the garage smoking a joint like he normally do. Cool, as a fan, I knew something was up. When I heard that door slam, I was upstairs, window open. She was like um, excuse me, are you Mr Hall, father of Kenan? And he's like yeah, he's like well, I need to talk to you about what your son did to my daughter.
Speaker 2:I said oh shit, this is going down.
Speaker 1:I run downstairs and I'm just peeking and I guess you know I'm looking out the window. I can't hear the conversation, but I see the mannerisms. And when she tells my dad that her daughter's pregnant, my dad started laughing, busting out laughing. I'm talking about obnoxious Jack ass laughter. But all that shit went away cuz mom's pulled up. Oh damn, mom's pulled up and that gold Cavaliers, cavaliers was hiding and it was over. Mom's got the car and she was like I knew something was wrong. She thought my mom, my dad, you know saying was stepping out on her.
Speaker 2:Oh okay mom's about to work some ass real like she.
Speaker 1:She got the car ready to like, really like what my dad was like no, no, no, no you need to hear this. And when she told my mom I heard this loud ass gas and it was over, I'm gonna get out the car my mom will scream my name. I would never forget this to this day, kenan Michael.
Speaker 1:Hall yes, I have a second middle name, but I'm not gonna say that. She said get your ass down here now. My balls dropped. She was like man, yeah, balls dropped to the floor, heart went in my throat so go get your job. But she's here, man, so we sit down and she's like when did all this happen? Like last year was no, it was like two, three days ago. Yeah, by that time it might have been last week.
Speaker 1:By that time, yeah, and my mom was like and my dad, my mom, looked at each other like last week but say we need to go get a blood test ASAP, cuz ain't no way dead girl pregnant one week. So my dad took me in a garage and he was like did you do what I told you? I'm like, yeah, he's like, you put the condom on. I was like, yeah, no holes. I said yeah. He said you checked it. I said, yes, sir, he's, how are you? Good then that's your client. Tell me go upstairs, go to sleep, wow me, I go to school. The next day, though I'm stressed, I am, so I turned into the best Christian in my life. That night, that whole day. How many hell Mary's. It's not a Christian fools, that's Catholicism.
Speaker 2:Oh really oh my god anyways.
Speaker 1:So you know, lunchtime come around again, cuz no, lunchtime is where it went down at you gonna fight, you're gonna fight lunchtime. My school was bad. We average for fights a day, yeah. So, miss Burns, come and get me out of lunch. She bring me to the office, cuz Dominique had a separate lunch, cuz she stayed in one classroom the whole day, cuz she was special needs.
Speaker 1:Damn, that sounds terrible to say. So. Uh, miss Burns was like. She looked at Dominique, she looked at me. She said dummy, tell him what's going on. Dummy looked at me and she was like I got my period. And I was like so like I gotta walk with you during passing periods and make sure you don't pass out. That's exactly what I said. I didn't know what a period was, had no idea what a period was. Fan like this. Burns put her, she put her fit her hands like on her face and just dropped her head. She was like Dominique, step out, step out the hallway. So miss Burns broke it down to me. She just gave me the female anatomy right then and there and I still didn't understand I was like so she's not pregnant she's like boy, no and she was like stop thinking with that head and think with this head you still don't crazy yes, I do fool, and that's what happened.
Speaker 1:That is the story of having meaningless sex and unpacking things in therapy. Yeah, think about it, bro. You've got to go to therapy and find out the root cause of your issues, fam tell you bro, yeah, no business no business doing? I would, but in my defense, mom parents gave me permission to go outside. I went to go get a brother to walk to the park, like we always do, and shit went left that's what happened.
Speaker 2:I detour really just change your whole trajectory.
Speaker 1:I was scared of shit boy. A 14-year-old parent what?
Speaker 2:DJ.
Speaker 1:Max, I was even working my ass correctly at that time still a shit.
Speaker 2:Same drill, what no?
Speaker 1:man so yeah, I can't work at TJ Max and I'm telling you, bro, till this day, that is why I do not have meaningless sex. The my mama put the fear and God like in me, the fear of God in me, about bringing the baby into this world with somebody you ain't attached to. That shit still scares me to this day. So, yeah, no meaningless sex for me.
Speaker 1:When my boy got guys girl pregnant at 14, I was like yeah, 14 man that was a girl like that in my, in my neighborhood I ain't gonna say her name cuz she's still my home girl and she's doing amazing right now and her daughter's like 18. Oh yeah, she lost the the first time she has sex. She lost her virginity, she got pregnant and this nigga already had four kids first one knock out crazy I don't even know my. I don't even know my tools work.
Speaker 1:So I need to go to the doctor and figure it out, but anyways, um, yeah, what else you got what else is? On the agenda. Can you stop with the damn phone sex operator voice and put some bass in your throat? No, I'm just thinking or something um. Steven A Smith, jerry Jones, cowboys stupid. That's your boy, that's your team, that's America's team, the America's races team. I'm a patient.
Speaker 2:I was talking with the Patriots, so that's hey, what do you?
Speaker 1:uh, where do you see your trajectory as far as like marriage and kids? Cuz we getting, we get into that age.
Speaker 2:I was thinking about holding off for like another 10 years. Oh god, I'm like yo fuck all this.
Speaker 1:I just want you living yo, why do I?
Speaker 2:have to, why it's just like. Why do I have to do this now?
Speaker 1:this guy's this shit could really wait like it's a really fucking way.
Speaker 2:I don't have time for this. Do you want kids? Not really, I don't mean if they have it. If it comes like yes, I count my blessings, but if it don't happen, I'm cool with that too, bro oh, you know what?
Speaker 1:no, no, we gotta go back to the question before we got sidetracked about dating somebody that doesn't look the part oh man, like what's look the part now black man. You know, that's another thing that I've been thinking about. I've never dated outside my race. I've never been with anybody physically outside my race physically outside my race. Yeah, but these women keep fucking me over. Bro, and everybody that's a friend of mine that's in the interracial relationship looks extremely fucking happy and I'm trying to figure out what is going on.
Speaker 1:I love black women. I don't beat. I don't beat niggas up because they disrespect black women in front of me, but I've yet to meet a black woman that shows up for me the way I show up for them. And that's the cold part. I completely understand you, but on the flip side, I don't know if I could date somebody I can't take a lot to the Afrochela.
Speaker 2:No, no, no. But here's the thing. Are you going outside your scope? What you mean? Are you going outside of your scope this multi-variations of black women? There is different thinking different personality.
Speaker 1:I've tried every black woman bro.
Speaker 2:They're a unicorn in a sense.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to say every, but I've tried to play through. I'm like the Glade plugin I've scratched and sniffed a lot.
Speaker 2:And also there's black women from many different cultures and different regions. Are you trying those Okay?
Speaker 1:And we had this discussion, oh, in different areas.
Speaker 2:Because go to the East Coast, it's different, right.
Speaker 1:I mean me growing up in the Midwest and the South and having Southern parents and Southern values. You know what? Recently? This is what happened. I connected with a young lady on Twitter. Just like my Twitter handle is Hopeless Role Mandy, I'm always just tweeting a couple goals, not like pictures and shit, but things to make your relationship work, and that's the theme of my radio show. I want people to stay together, work it out, especially black love. She peeped it and we talked. I'm thinking we hit it off. I see that she goes to Starbucks every day. Me, being a kind gentleman I am, I send her Starbucks gift card. You know what this heifer said. I don't know if I can accept this. It reposted me. Like why the fuck it reposted me? Yeah, this is the third time I heard that shit Me doing a good, unconditional gesture and I'm like fam, I wasn't even you know, you're not even like that. I can check for somebody else. Like I'm doing you a. You know what I'm saying. Like I'm really dating below.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying, like.
Speaker 1:I really ain't even you know, to be real.
Speaker 2:You see, that's the thing. We supposed to be leaving them alone in the first place. I love, if you think, if you think that's what it is, what it is for you, that's not your level, then you don't play in it.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just saying I try different, because beauty, this is the thing. There's a difference, beholder. Okay, let me, let me break it down like this Beholder. Beauty and attraction. And beauty are two different things. I'm normally attracted to the opposite of what society defines beauty. As you know what I'm saying. I normally like a taller, you know, or a thicker, darker skin.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying it ain't with, society says it's in, and beauty and attraction is two different things. So that's what I'm attracted to, that's what I'm going to go at. You know what I'm saying. But this one though, she wouldn't. She wouldn't even fit in any of them. You know what?
Speaker 1:I'm saying, I'm just, I'm just tired. I was just being nice. We can't be a gentleman, no more at all. If you toxic, you have more dating, I guess, options. But me, I'm corny because I, you know, believe in sugar and do little things, and you know shit like that.
Speaker 2:Well, it's easy to be toxic, is it? I don't know.
Speaker 1:I try not to be. I have a little sister that's an activist, so it's impossible for me to be toxic. She calls me out, will belast me on Twitter, like I'm not her brother, like I didn't save her from thunderstorms and shit. You know what I'm saying. So for me to be toxic like she sees it. And then that's the part that women don't understand. Like I'm coming from a place of being married, divorced. I'm not playing with you because I don't want nobody to play with me, because I was played with like that. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:So, I don't think they understand that.
Speaker 2:I think you got to go somewhere where there's a bunch of divorcees.
Speaker 1:What that sounds toxic as fuck. A bunch of divorcees what?
Speaker 2:Because y'all understand each other more, because y'all are married.
Speaker 1:I used to be in that with you. Actually, san Diego is the place no.
Speaker 2:A bunch of divorcees out here bro.
Speaker 1:No women out here in Diego are too superficial. I'm not your sponsor, and this is the one girl told me this. You ain't spending no money.
Speaker 2:You ain't my lady.
Speaker 1:You ain't my fiance, you ain't my wife. All of those are the levels to this. If I give it all to you now, what do I have left when we do get married? Three words for you, kenan.
Speaker 2:What Older white woman? Holy my gosh. No, no man. All right, nigga. If you see what's coming through the airport, you'll say different. I'm not going that way. These older white women are over here paying for niggas. They are paying for everything.
Speaker 1:I don't want nobody to pay for me. I want to build something.
Speaker 2:I wanna create a business together. Big A-max card bro.
Speaker 1:I don't want that, I don't want that Nah bro, nah Bro.
Speaker 2:you don't want to even be for long, bro, you ain't even ready to really get married like that. Anyway, All y'all listening.
Speaker 1:So have fun, all y'all listening this is the views and thoughts of Pierre.
Speaker 2:It is a collective.
Speaker 1:No, are those of Pierre and not mine. This is the collective thought, those are his views and those are not mine. Oh, ww, yeah, oh, no, fam, no, no, I don't even know if a white woman would get me.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying, Bro? The whole you in Delma right there. Oh we can go up to Carlsbad, they up there too.
Speaker 1:The last time a white woman tried to get at me.
Speaker 2:You can go to. Is it Insanitas?
Speaker 1:Insanitas.
Speaker 2:That race is at the hell man, they all up there bro.
Speaker 1:Last time a white woman tried to get at me, I asked her do you like black people as much as you like black culture? And she didn't understand and I walked over, If you can't answer that.
Speaker 2:You're speaking foreign. They don't think it's the same shit, bro. I ain't for them.
Speaker 1:I ain't for them, but I don't want nobody to pay for me. I want to build something together.
Speaker 2:I prefer to be somebody, what you trying to build.
Speaker 1:A business a life. What you trying to build A wellness center. I handle the physical. You know what I'm saying. If she's in the medical field, you know what I'm saying. She handles the medical.
Speaker 2:That's a business bro, that's where your woman's with yeah, we can create a couple's podcast, write a couple's book together, have a couple's clothing line. You'll be studying the Bible. Like in the Bible said get to work what that's where you're going to find her, what that's where you're going to find your woman. That does not correlate. Yes, get to work on what you want to do. You're going to meet her within there and that's where she at.
Speaker 1:I hear what you're saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but in the words of.
Speaker 1:August Alcina. We got work to do. I can work on you or I can work on me while you work on you, and we still co-exist together.
Speaker 2:So where you going to?
Speaker 1:find her Shit? I don't know at this point, bro.
Speaker 2:See all the white women in the picture. I'm not looking though.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to attract, not chase. That's what I learned with therapy you trying to attract, not chase. Yeah, I'm not chasing nobody, fam.
Speaker 2:My knees hurt. What if you attract an older white woman?
Speaker 1:I'm not attracting no older white women. What that's? What that does not happen to you, fam.
Speaker 2:OK, we going to see about it.
Speaker 1:Anyways, man, we got to talk about some health before we get out of here. Pierre was sick. A lot of people don't know Him, man. When I got back from Dallas, I had these crazy-ass chest pains. So I just woke up feeling bad, went to the hospital because it was crazy and this is the sad part I got in my car and drove to La Jolla to go to a good hospital because I don't trust medical care in this inner city. So I get there and they're like sir, you are staying here, and this is probably one of the loneliest things. I didn't call my dad or my sister or my brother For one. My brother was dealing with the same issue. Oh wow, he had just got to the hospital. My dad had COVID. My sister is a warrior, not warrior Like go to state warrior, he's a warrior like W-O.
Speaker 1:So I'm in there by myself and it was like you have had a mild heart attack and I was like what? Like? They asked me about my stress levels and shit. And I fixed that. Sorry people, pierre is over here breaking stuff with his static. So, yeah, it was like yeah, and we need to run some tests. So I had this heart catheterization and a stress test. Stress was through the roof. Oh wow, through the roof, bro. And I think it's all because I was too fixated on being in my loneliness here in this time of season, because mom's pass October 23rd, got married November 3rd, just so happened my divorce to final last October 24th, not this year but a year and a half ago. So all that shit going on funeralized mom November 9th and then when you get on social media it reminds you Pictures of the casket, pictures of the wedding. I'm like god damn, I thought I deleted all this shit.
Speaker 2:See, that's why you don't be on that post office shit. You see all that shit.
Speaker 1:If you lurk, you get hurt. So, people, if you listen to it, man, get your physicals, do things that is going to alleviate your stress. I'll do it all, bro Meditate, hike, morning routine, pray, self-care wine. I'll smoke a J every night again. Whatever I gotta do to stay here and live. Get your fucking health together. We out here, unhealthy, ashy and shit, you know what I'm saying. We gotta get it together, man, please, please, go get your physicals, get your yearly physicals. Go to the dentist twice a year, man. Take care of yourself.
Speaker 1:Juice, vegetables you know what I'm saying Not a lot of fried food, bacon stuff. Work out adequately 45 minutes to an hour every day. So yeah, man, that's what happened. Drink some water, man. Yes, here's something that you know, being an ex-professional athlete, that y'all can take with y'all, free game. However much you weigh, that's how many fluid ounces of water you should drink. If you weigh 200 pounds, you drink 200 full ounces. All right, that could be. You know, it's usually a gallon or over a gallon, depending on how big you are. Pierre was sick or he had an allergy reaction. You know what I'm saying. Glad you're better, but this season, right now, it's like everything is being.
Speaker 2:I'm going to cut that respiratory infection.
Speaker 1:Ooh boy, got to take care of your health, man, because people is dirty out here.
Speaker 2:No, fuckers, don't wash their hands or they ass Like it's just nuts. We live in San Diego.
Speaker 1:And I'm too young to be having heart attacks, and you know what I'm saying Like the shit.
Speaker 1:So and that's another thing that is hard to when it comes to like dating, just going back to that I don't think I meet women that understand like my life and what I've been through and why I am the way I am, why I'm so forward, why I'm so genuine. It's because I done lost it all and gained it all on a few occasions and I think once you go through something in life and you lose something, you really appreciate life. So none of this shit mean nothing to me. All you chicks out there on hands hitting me up you know talking about, you know I want a rooftop dinner and you know my love language is tequila Like stay the fuck away from me, man. I don't want to hear that shit Like that shit matters. At the end of the day, when you die you can't take none of this with you.
Speaker 2:I can't take a rooftop dinner. No, you cannot, bro.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, we all, we all are making a movie and on a daily I just ask myself is this guy like the movie that I'm making? Because I'm the director, you know I'm the main actor, I can change it. You know what I'm saying? We learned from the Egyptians. You can't take none of this shit with you. Like all this materialistic shit, like it don't matter, like I want experiences. Fuck a rooftop dinner. Say that money is. Go to the Maudis, go to Bali. You know what I'm saying. Let's go to Africa, let's go to space. I don't know something like I just I want something to feed my spirit and I want a woman to feed my spirit. And if you ain't about that, keep fucking pushing, because I don't have been through way too much and I'm still here kicking.
Speaker 2:So what is a feeding spirit? Woman is what N***a.
Speaker 1:What is a woman? I'm gonna hook you up with some ELA software. What is a feeding woman is?
Speaker 2:What is going to feed your spirit?
Speaker 1:A woman that can feed my spirit, can have a good conversation. We could laugh, we could joke, we could sit still together and not get tired of each other With friends. I actually like her. She likes me. I could love you and I like you. I learned that in my marriage. You know what I'm saying. That's feeding my spirit. Getting on the PCH that's all my exes While the sun is setting. You know what I'm saying. Listen to some old school R&B while we driving up. You know what I'm saying To dinner, or something that feeds my spirit. You know what I'm saying. Game nights, just doing simple stuff. Sunset journaling together. You know what I'm saying. A couple's therapy, you know and I said this, I think, previously, the two highest forms of intimacy for me are worshiping the Lord together in experiences.
Speaker 1:If we can go to church and then cook together, get drunk off some wine or tequila shots while we cooking and playing UNO and eating our food. It's the simple things, bro. I'm telling you, I've been where you spend a lot of money and it does nothing. It does nothing, if you're not spending money, at least on experience. Fam, you're just going in a revolving door of emptiness. I'm here to tell you because I done did this shit and I done lived this shit. It's just terrible. So that's what it looks like for me, just a simple shit.
Speaker 2:Well, thank God I got 10 years for that. Thank God I got 10 years for that shit yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm done.
Speaker 2:Because that shit can wait, fam, I'm telling you that that's Pierre Me Collectively.
Speaker 1:I'm ready, if a shorty's listening to this and she's ready, to be treated with the utmost respect and have her spirit filled. You know what I'm saying. You want a man that could change your oil, cut your grass, cook you dinner and eat it till you burp, holler at me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, holler at him cook me. I got 10 years.
Speaker 1:Eat that thing till I burp. No, I'm playing. You know what I'm saying I'm not playing, I got 10 years, I'm not playing. I got 10 years. I'm not playing, I don't have, pierre, I will caution you, you don't have 10 years. You don't know when God is going to call you a number. I do. I got 10 years. I know I got 10 years. Let me tell you All right, I'm going to end it with this. Then, what's the richest place on earth?
Speaker 2:Ethiopia.
Speaker 1:Wrong, when the richest place on earth is the graveyard, Because you die with things you should have done Books, you should have wrote scripts. You should have written ideas. You should have got off the ground businesses you should have started, so where is that? I need to tell you the exact location the graveyard. Listen to me, I need the exact location Listen to me the exact location.
Speaker 1:The exact point, ethiopia, your exact location is when you're six feet underground. Your spirit is here, but your soul is no more. Listen, people die with all these ambitions, goals and dreams that they should have did while they was here. You talking to somebody who's been shot twice, stabbed heart attack, devoid spam. I've had some near-death experiences. That's why, when I die, I'm dying on E, I'm not dying on full. Everything that I do now I live a purpose-driven life and I do things to feed my spirit.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you bro, you may not have 10 years.
Speaker 1:So while you're here, you got to get it in.
Speaker 2:I know for sure, I got 10 years. Okay, I mean, I hope you do, I hope.
Speaker 1:I do Exactly.
Speaker 2:And I know I do. So there we go.
Speaker 1:Y'all hear this. This is Pierre. This is Pierre. Collective thinking.
Speaker 2:No, it's not collective thinking we are two different individuals.
Speaker 1:I hope that jewel didn't go over anybody's head that may be listening man. The graveyard is the richest place and is where people die with things they should have did.
Speaker 2:I gave y'all a living place. I gave y'all something dead.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the richest place. It's the richest place. Takeoff pass. Who knows what he would have did, bro, if his life wasn't cut short. Nip was buying the whole hood. Life cut short. Graveyard is the richest place on earth, man. So while you out here, you got to live, got to live to the fullest, and I don't mean live recklessly, so you got to live.
Speaker 2:No, no, that really shit. Can't wait. No, Let me well. Yeah, whatever you know what.
Speaker 1:I'm just speaking for myself, but also when I say live, don't live recklessly. The one thing I hate or hate this shit, when people live a life as if God isn't necessary and bad shit start happening and then they get mad at a storm they created and then pissed off because they don't have an umbrella. Like you did this, you created this shit. Don't live a life as if God ain't necessary. I'm telling you, I've done it and it almost cost me All right. So yeah, I'll have nothing else. What about you? Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I got nothing else.
Speaker 1:No wise words, no wise words, no wise words from Pierre.
Speaker 2:Oh man, set yourself free. What do you mean necessary? That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 1:For sure, all right people. That's been another edition of the Accidently On Purpose podcast. Always, man, put value in yourself, then we could put value in each other and we'll have a value society. Until then, I have nothing left to say, pierre signing off Peace, peace, oh shit, god damn, god damn.