Farmer Wants A Wife (Season 4) Episode 3 "Derby Drama""

The farmers and ladies are off to the races, and the horses aren’t the only ones kicking up dirt. Three new girls, handpicked by the farmers’ family and friends, come galloping in to crash the party and stir up jealousy and drama along the way.

As the ladies jockey for position, Braden uncovers shocking news about Carsyn but dismisses it when he remembers she’s hot. And Sean is accused of lying… after, well, lying.

Who will make it to the finish line, and who’s getting left at the starting gate? Yeehaw!

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Welcome to Reek Apaholics. I'm Christine. And I'm Michelle. And we're two lifelong friends and moms who like to drink wine and dab about reality shows. So thank you for joining us and stick around.

SPEAKER_04 0:14

Re-Cappaholics. Pour it up, zip it down. Laugh it off, twist the crown. Clink goes the glass. Here comes the sass. Reappaholics. Spilling it now.

SPEAKER_02 0:31

You've been seeing what's happening on the cruise ship? You ready for a cruise?

SPEAKER_01 0:36

I am now I'm not, but that was like Europe, right? It went to Europe. Right. And I think they're not letting them off the ship, right? Some people got off the ship and they sent people to retrieve them. Somebody think in Virginia, someone went home. I'm like, I don't even know how that happened. But they were like, oh, we should probably find them. So they track them down, and I think they're trying to force them into what do you call it? Quarantine. Or quarantine, but they've already been. They've already been around and they're neighbors and you only need one. And and and there was three or four. This is I don't want it to be the next plague, but I don't think masks are gonna protect us from this. It sounds like uh was it you tell me that it started on the butt of rats?

SPEAKER_00 1:24

Yeah. I just don't understand. Is that I've been in Europe, I didn't see a lot of rats. I don't want to sound racist.

SPEAKER_01 1:38

Heaven forbid. But is it a Chinese thing? Oh my god. Did it come from not see that? I'm only saying that because COVID originated in China. I don't know. I just understand how plagues originate places and they end up here.

SPEAKER_02 1:56

Do you remember what's his name and his wife down in Mexico? That's this is what they died from.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

Oh Gene Hattie. Yeah. Really? This is interesting. I did not make that connection. Yeah. You died from this rat coronavirus. Wow. You're so smart.

SPEAKER_00 2:15

You're like a detective and a doctor all mixed together. You're like the good doctor. Cantivirus. They're all right. Nanny's bags. I'm supposed to stick a bomb bag. Bags.

SPEAKER_02 2:30

And you know what? We buy the reasonable bags, but then you gotta remember to take them. Sometimes I remember to take them and I leave them in the car. That's the thing the other day I left them in the car. And then I was in the checkout stand and I thought, is it worth it? I just go to the car and get them.

SPEAKER_01 2:41

Yeah. Is it worth, but is it worth going to the car and getting them and coming back? So then I just say, I'm just gonna spend the 10 bucks. Because is a 10 cent supposed to be a deterrent? It's not. It's just a punishment. Right. But it's not enough of a punishment if the bags are a dollar each. Even then I'm like, eh, is it worth walking all the way out of the to the parking lot for two dollars or whatever? I don't know. How much would it have to be to make you not forget your bag?

SPEAKER_02 3:07

Oh, I think that they would have to not offer bags. Oh Christine, you're a genius. And that was the thing, is they got rid of the cheap plastic bags and then gave us the really fancy, thick plastic bags that were probably killing the environment at 10 times the rate the pace. Yeah. And those bags never broke.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

Yeah. They were reliable. Yeah. I used to reuse them. Yeah. Or recycle them or reuse them as garbage bags. Absolutely. Yeah. But then I guess they and so I actually didn't mind bending the tents.

SPEAKER_02 3:39

Yeah, but maybe they still ended up in the landfill. And if the whole thing was for the environment, it was a colossal failure, which is why I think now they've just banned them in their entirety. Yeah. And we're back to the crappy paper bags. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

You're lucky if they can make it to the car. Yeah. The handle is not going to support the paperbag. And I think that is also a deterrent. Just bring your own fucking bags. Yeah. And you don't have to deal with our crappy ass bags. So maybe that's like a low-key deterrent, but not for you and me. If you go to grocery outlets, give you a box just to put your stuff in a box.

SPEAKER_02 4:11

And that's actually kind of convenient. That's how Aldi's is. Oh, and I went to Smart and Final. They did the same thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:16

And that's a thing. They have these boxes anyway. You can find, you know. Yeah. Or you could just bring your own box bags. I do have them. I have a nice collection. I have superhero bags. It's really fun. Wow. Never bring them into the store. And then I tell the people, they're like, Do you want a bag? And I'm like, want? Yeah, I left mine in the car. And they're like, we hear that all the time. I'm like, it's not just me. It's not just us. It's a collection. Yeah. A consciousness. What do you call it? A collective consciousness of leaving our bags. But other states. We're the only states that don't have the bags. We're the only states that don't have the bags. I don't know. I don't mind it so much.

SPEAKER_02 4:54

Oh, hello, Michelle. Hello, Christine. Welcome to another week of Recap a holics.

SPEAKER_01 4:59

And we're recapping Farmer Wants a Wife season four. Episode three. What? I still can't believe this is season four.

SPEAKER_02 5:06

They keep bringing it back.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

Yeah. And it's called Thank God She's Not a Blonde.

SPEAKER_02 5:11

Yes. I did want to say that I read an article this week that John Samson, is that how you say his name from last season? Broke up with Claire. That's his last name. Yeah. Yeah, John.

SPEAKER_01 5:22

They all break up. I don't think they have there's there are no successful.

SPEAKER_02 5:26

And then the buggy-eyed girl who you didn't pick. Do you know who I'm talking about? The mean girl.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

Oh, Samantha. Yeah, Samantha. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:36

I'm like, what? Okay. She came out with social media bullying them for breaking up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:41

I told you that. I told you you sucked. Yeah. But the thing is, she left. Yes. Why do you care? Are you still invested in this? She walked away. But you know what? Look, who knows what we see and what's happened since the show. But one thing I know for a fact, there has been zero successful couples on this franchise, of American franchise. Zero. Everywhere else, hundreds and thousands of babies and marriages. Even babies on the show. We can watch the babies being made in real time on the show, like in Australia. But here, zero.

SPEAKER_02 6:16

There's nothing. It's not the me problem, the you problem, but I think it is the me problem.

SPEAKER_01 6:21

I think it's I agree. It is the me problems. There's a lot of me problems on this show. So we started off with a recap. Oh yeah. Thank God for the recap.

SPEAKER_02 6:31

Yeah, the previously on. Previously on, are we once a why? We're reminded that our little innocent Olivia made out with baby Sean. We're reminded that Sean is like a gazillionaire.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

And he and fuck a bitch if she points it out to him. You better not mention how rich he is.

SPEAKER_02 6:49

He wants to show his fancy house, his expensive forerunner, his zipline. On his private property.

SPEAKER_01 6:56

But damn it, if you enjoy it, you're gone. You're out of there. It's like a kid when he has like a brand new toy and he shows it to you and you try to touch it, he slaps your hand away. That's what Sean is. The ladies were pissed after they saw Carson and Britt Braden's pictures on the refrigerator.

SPEAKER_02 7:14

That was the most genius flex. I just loved it.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

She's just putting them all on notice.

SPEAKER_02 7:21

The seeds of love have started to grow with Quinn on Brett's farm.

SPEAKER_01 7:25

Yes. Yes. And they kind of shared a laugh about her medical problem, her inability to close her eyes. She really should see someone about that, like an urgent care or something. Oh, and can I say one more thing? Yeah. Sean reminds us that he likes how Carson could give zero fucks about him. Because Carson that spells her name correctly. She was like, I don't know if I'm into you at all. And he goes, damn it, I love that.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

I think this is a trend on the seasons that the guy always loves the semi-abusive girl. Yes. They're into that. I'm telling you, I think he has a little BS GMCS.

SPEAKER_01 8:00

And are the multiple Carsons messing with you? The multiple Carsons are messing with me. One, but they look the way they their names are spelled. Carson on Sean's farm spells her name the good old-fashioned American way. The Carson, the beauty queen on Braden's farm, she spells hers with an extra Y and an extra R, just unnecessarily the way she spells it, but she's extra. So it makes sense that her name would be two. Yeah, she is extra. And then, oh yeah. And when we, I guess when we left, Braden had pulled Lauren, our hero and idol of the season. That's right. Aside to have a chat.

SPEAKER_02 8:38

The farmers had dinner with the ladies, and both Brett and Sean kept all of the ladies, which was very disappointing. Yes. Very. And yeah, like you said, Lauren goes for a little talk.

SPEAKER_01 8:49

And I love how Lauren is like flat out like, this isn't farmer went to wife.

SPEAKER_00 8:56

This is the Lauren show.

SPEAKER_02 8:57

She cannot smile. I think that she is a medical condition. She too should be going to urgent care.

SPEAKER_01 9:03

They both should just go her in coin and should see someone. So we ended in the middle of the chat. And now the girls were like, oh, what are they doing? What are they talking about? What's going on? What's going on out there? And I'm just like, please don't send her home.

SPEAKER_02 9:17

Please, Braden, do not send Lauren home. I was certain that the production team was not going to allow him to send her home. And so they shouldn't have. I was very confident that Lauren's going to stay. Even though I felt like he did not have a connection with her.

SPEAKER_01 9:32

He did not have a connection with her. But he even tells her, You were brave and bold when you came to me. Yeah. And demanded that you go home with me.

SPEAKER_02 9:39

But he's got a lot of big decisions to make.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

Yeah. I still say that blew his mind, though. That would forever blew his mind. Everyone likes to feel chosen and wanted. Yes. And she stepped out of her, I don't think it was out of her comfort zone. She stepped out of his comfort zone. I think she probably does stuff like that on the regular.

SPEAKER_02 9:55

I think that she said things that she's not normally comfortable with saying because she's telling him, I really want to end up with you.

SPEAKER_01 10:01

Yeah. Because she also did nothing on a farm. She also avoided work on the farm. And every turn. Every turn. And she saw everyone else putting forth the effort. It's weird that she was just like, no, she's seen a show before.

SPEAKER_02 10:15

This isn't a shock. Well, he tells her that he has stronger connections with some of the other ladies.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

And I was devastated. I was like, I don't care. He better still keep her. I don't care. I was shocked about the progression of this conversation. And so he he instincts. And no, he didn't. He actually did it. And Lauren took it like a champ. She doesn't have any facial expression. So I would have destroyed that bar, man. I was a big ass tractor. I would have figured out how to turn it over. I would have destroyed everything. I was like, she's gonna pop up. Because remember last season, the singer on remember he was a cold fish and he said in hot tongue from last season. She told him, ah. Yes. And I thought I was gonna get some of that.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

And she was very calm, cool, and collected for the most part. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:09

So it was surprising. I was very upset. And I'm like, is she a plant? Is she not legitimately who she was pretending to be? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 11:16

I felt very disappointed. She said, I don't want you to keep me if you're not interested in pursuing a relationship. I would have been like, I want you to keep me.

SPEAKER_01 11:24

I don't care if you like me or not. Keep me.

SPEAKER_02 11:26

I was shocked. Michelle needs the drama. Love this and hated. I love that he didn't keep her because she wasn't for him. Yeah. But are we just losing our drama?

SPEAKER_01 11:35

We're losing our luckily, we're not. But I was really worried because this has always been our complaint about this show. They hide the drama. We know it happens. We hear about it secondhand from some of the ladies. It happens. We just never saw it.

SPEAKER_02 11:47

I was also looking forward to Brett seeing Lauren again at the big group meetup.

SPEAKER_01 11:53

Yes. Me too. We talked about that. Because I'm like, he's not going to take this well. Right. That's it. That's it. She goes back in and says goodbye to the girls, and they're like, oh, what happened? We're pretending to care that you're going home. Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 12:07

He'd carry her luggage to the car. He's such a gentleman.

SPEAKER_01 12:09

I guess so. He guess he's such a gentleman. And then that's it. That's it. It's the next day.

SPEAKER_02 12:15

And it's back to business on Braden's farm.

SPEAKER_01 12:17

He didn't just rip out Lauren's heart and feed it to her in front of America. So Braden is starting anew, and he says he feels weird about Lauren leaving, but nothing cheers him up more than free labor. He's got a big tractor that needs cleaning. They're like cleaning this tractor. These hot women are cleaning. I'm thinking it's gonna be like a dirty car wash. It was G-rated. They got the most G-rated cleaning of this tractor by the hottest woman in the world. Why was no one's shirts wet at the end of the day? That's what I'm like. I'm gonna see a boob. I'm gonna finally see no, no boob. And then Braden decides to stick a big rod in Carson's hand. And I'm like, finally, right? Now we're gonna get some. He was dry humping her. There's no over here. Turn it over there. And she's giggling. Other girls are noticing. I looked it up. Those big, ginormous tractors. That's not what they're called, but they're the big tractors they were cleaning. It ranges somewhere between $200,000 and $700,000.

SPEAKER_02 13:20

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

I know it takes a lot of money to run a farm.

SPEAKER_02 13:25

And he had lots of big sheds, lots of big tractors.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

He did, he did. And that and maybe he's leasing them. I don't know. He's leasing them, you think? He's leasing them.

SPEAKER_02 13:35

He's only got four ladies left, and there's a lot of work to get done. So no diddle dattling.

SPEAKER_01 13:41

So Britney's our resident hater.

SPEAKER_02 13:43

And the thing is, is Brittany's our pick to win. Yes. So this is painful to me. This was really, I'm like, she better not ruin this for us. Yeah. Because it's trend also each season, a girl who gets jealous. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

It's a very big turnoff. It's a very big turnoff. But here's the thing: he's literally dry humping Carson. She had that one-on-one date already ahead of all the other girls. So I feel like they're really turning the screws here on the other woman, right? The whole nature of it is this we've talked about the sister wife situation. They're gonna get jealous. And right now, Carson's the first wife. The main wife? Yeah, what they call? I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 14:20

Maybe the first one. The legal wife. But uh Brittany is saying that Carson's just an entirely different person on camera and with Braden than she is in the house of the ladies.

SPEAKER_01 14:30

And the word on the streets is she even spells her name the correct way when she's not on camera. Even her name's different.

SPEAKER_02 14:39

Do you think that she's wearing her Miss Texas crown? Oh, yeah. I would sleep in that bench. Yeah. That's why the ladies are like, she acts so different. She's just so different.

SPEAKER_01 14:50

And honestly, I feel like it's probably true because she has this pageant background. She knows how to do this, she knows how to play the game. So yeah, she probably is different. They're just coming in as wide-eyed, oh, it's a slipper party. And Carson's this is Carson knows how to maneuver between 30, 40 women and get what she wants. That's right. Oh, yeah. She's oh, she also said, Brittany also said Carson not only says some nice, not nice things about the women, also Yes, and I was like, tell our me too, but she didn't. She didn't. And you noticed, did you notice something else about this? No, Kimberly. We hadn't seen Kimberly yet. That's true. And I'm like, she's on Nashville. She's on 911 Nashville. She's having to see time for this crap. So basically, Brittany was just saying that she's not sure Carson's attentions are pure. What do you care? Why do you care? This has our always been our dilemma.

SPEAKER_02 15:43

Focus on your own relationship.

SPEAKER_01 15:44

Focus on your own relationship. But I'm sure the producers asked her, What do you feel about Carson? They tee it up. Yes. And then so we go back to barely legal Sean's farm.

SPEAKER_02 15:55

Those ladies had so much denim.

SPEAKER_01 15:58

You noticed that too. Oh my.

SPEAKER_02 15:59

I said it's like a freaking gap or a Hollister ad. What's happening? There was every form of denim. And it was crisp and clean. Just shorts, dresses, jackets.

SPEAKER_01 16:12

Yes. It was the Canadian tuxedo. It was everything. I'm like, what is happening? But I feel like maybe they Googled what to wear at a farm and it came back denim. And like I said, it was like clean. Everything was perfectly new right out of the packets. They never wore this stuff. I appreciate the variety, but they're meeting the alpacas. Yeah, they've got some animals on this farm. But they have the bougie California.

SPEAKER_02 16:36

This is alpacas. So funny. Okay, first they're gonna clean out the stalls.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

Yeah, they're shoveling shit in more ways than one.

SPEAKER_02 16:42

Um, I really like Macy with the curly hair. That's my pick. She thought that they were gonna go to a movie farm and not a real farm.

unknown 16:50

I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 16:52

I think of California farms. I think of movie farms. I'm like, what's a movie farm? Field of dreams? Or I'm trying to I was really trying to think of what these movie farms are.

SPEAKER_02 17:00

Ultimate blonde comet. I love. Can I just say though, I love Macy's uh waves? Macy went down in my estimation.

SPEAKER_01 17:09

She ticked down in mine too. I'm not gonna lie. Not about that, but what comes later? Yeah, what comes later? Wow. And then Sean reminds us that Livia, Olivia could be his future wife. He meet out with a girl for the first time. For the first time ever, the right boy, age of 22. He's ready to pack it up. It's her. And Emily, who was his first pick. Yeah, she's a great communicator. He likes her. He likes her. I like her too. He looks forward to getting to know Macy more.

SPEAKER_02 17:37

My pick is Macy. It was funny how they do the clips because he was interested in her and then they show us her blonde moment. Yes. I don't, he's 22. What does he care?

SPEAKER_01 17:46

He doesn't care about blonde moments. Then we go to Brent's farm, and he not only reminds us that he's over the hill, he's sliding down it.

SPEAKER_02 17:53

Well freaking old Christine. He also got a herd of cattle that he borrowed from his neighbor to show the girls some tours.

SPEAKER_01 18:02

Gotta make them do something. Let's borrow some of those cattles. And he talks about how he's rape below age of 35 and he has to settle down. And he doesn't want to be an old parent. So he has to start having kids right away. And I'm thinking, why doesn't he just adopt Sean? Problem solved right there. So they're feeding the cows. There was a really big bull.

SPEAKER_02 18:28

A big bull. And he do you remember? This is the thing. He isn't really a rancher. He has the granola bar company and the tequila company. That's true, yeah. And his tequila company is called Good Girl. Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 18:42

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 18:43

Good girls. Really? So this is all for show. This is all for our amusement. I'm really questioning his sincerity.

SPEAKER_01 18:53

Every season we question the sincerity of these guys. Is it finding a real look? The fact of the matter, real farmers are really struggling right now, and America doesn't want to see that. So I think they're gonna go for the tequila farmers and the whatever it is Sean does. I don't know what I still am not sure what's happening there.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

Did you see that the Brett couldn't open the bag of cattle feed? This is really some true blue non-farmer characteristics. You're right.

SPEAKER_01 19:24

And who was that? Was that Gwen who said, Do you need help or something like that? I can help you. You're right. That's a good cat. Really? He's the John Sampson of the season. Yeah. He is. You know what he did say? He said that he knows he comes off as stoic, but really deep down inside he's a goofball once you get to know him. I've seen zero goofball.

SPEAKER_02 19:42

You know. His mustache is the funniest thing about him.

SPEAKER_01 19:46

And that's unintentional. Then something weird happened.

SPEAKER_00 19:52

It really blew my mind. Here we for sure. You probably know what I'm gonna say. I had watched it three times because I couldn't process what I was saying.

SPEAKER_01 20:06

Someone, some random person, goes to Gwen and holds a pellet or something, like, eat this. And she ate it. And she ate it. What the fuck? I couldn't. I was like, what that didn't what I missed something. And she just opened her mouth and ate it. She did. Why would someone do that? I don't know. And who told her? I like to say it was blonde hair. Someone's like, eat this. And that's how they said it. And she didn't question it. She just opened up her mouth.

SPEAKER_02 20:39

I'm like, what is happening? When is from Twin Falls, Idaho? Is that what they do there? Strangers just the winters are long.

SPEAKER_01 20:51

Very long. So at some point in Twin Falls, any random person off the street can demand you eat something and you just do it? They should revisit those town rules.

SPEAKER_02 21:02

There's very little entertainment besides.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

Eating like why? What made whoever say that? How did they know that she was the person to pose that? No, they didn't pose a question. They told her to eat it. How did they know they were because she was gonna do it? And it was very forceful. Whoever said it. So this is when Quinn went down in my estimation.

SPEAKER_00 21:24

You don't just fucking eat some eat on a pellet of some sort? A feed? Is it feed she's eating? I think that is the cow feed.

SPEAKER_01 21:35

Because someone tells you to. I would be like, you eat it, bitch. But she just didn't even what? She just opened up her mouth. Christine. That's not the person you want raising your children. I'm sorry. Get that out of your mouth. Exactly. She's the opposite. Oh, 10 second rule. Two minute rule. Go ahead and eat that. I'm like, what the Quinn? Come on. If you're listening, you're we're Need some explanations, honey. And then Kimberly. We hear Kimberly's voice. We don't see her. Yes. She says it's the time to raise the stakes. Do you think that was a vague comment on the cows we just saw?

SPEAKER_02 22:12

Oh, I think it's a vague comment on the horse feding.

SPEAKER_01 22:16

I know. Oh, but we just saw cows. And she said steaks. Oh, that's funny. And I thought, is she talking about is it like a nudge wink wink?

SPEAKER_02 22:25

But you're right. You're right. Because she also said after getting down and dirty, it's time to see what connections truly flourish. Yes. Like that gut health after you eat the pellets from the cows.

SPEAKER_01 22:36

Yes, eat. And see, she too now has to go to urgent care. We have three contestants that need medical intervention. And it's just kind of reminds you that I just want to remind us that The Bachelor last season.

SPEAKER_02 22:52

Every season.

SPEAKER_01 22:53

They took the ladies to Spain, Scotland, and the Dominican Republic. Where are we taking these ladies? Horse race. Horse race. I think they went to Maryland. The ladies, these beautiful ladies who put their lives on whole, they get to go to Maryland. On a road trip. On a road trip. There's not even any private jet taking that. No, no, no first class. They're going to Maryland. Not that I look, Maryland's probably lovely, but it ain't no Spain. Okay? That's what I'm saying, Fox.

SPEAKER_02 23:24

And it also is not fall in Maryland. So that's really the only reason that you would want to get a few. The foliage, yes.

SPEAKER_01 23:31

Oh no. But look, this is still a huge step up from the rodeos of the past and the cow auctions that they would take the ladies on. They're gonna get dressed up. They get the dress, get dressed up, yeah. But they have those hats. Oh, the fasteners. I love those. They're so beautiful. This was really great. They gave me Kentucky Derby. Yeah. A low, like a local Kentucky Derby.

SPEAKER_02 23:54

It was interesting that a lot of the girls had hats, but some did not. And I was thinking that production must have supplied some hats.

SPEAKER_01 24:01

Oh like where did they get all these hats? You think so? My bougie cousin, she has a collection of fasteners. I don't know where she's going to where she needs them, but she does.

SPEAKER_02 24:11

Have you ever gone to the Santa Anita horse races here? I have not. I've been saying I'm gonna do that for 20 years. Can we do that this year? Opposed to it because I think it's animal abuse. Oh, okay. But once for everything in life.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

As am I, Christine. As am I.

SPEAKER_02 24:29

I went to the zoo this week and I've also, you know, they they ship those elephants out in the dead of night. Ship them out where? To Arizona. Oh. They were supposed to release them into the wild. In the wilds of Arizona? Can you imagine the heat? Oh, that's horrible. And the elephant enclosure there was pretty sad. The protesters were on full rampage.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

Wow. Wait, when you were there? Yeah. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:59

And you still went in?

SPEAKER_02 25:02

We stopped and talked to them. And then we're like, okay, good luck. On the way, you're like, I'm gonna go see me some elephants. There were no elephants.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

Oh, because they ship them out in the dead of the night to Arizona. That's horrible. People are so cruel. I don't understand. When I when I'm governor, I think we're gonna get rid of all of the zoos.

SPEAKER_02 25:27

That was a little bit of a rant off something. I'm sorry, yes. And guess who makes an appearance?

SPEAKER_01 25:32

Finally! There she is. Oh my god, and can I just say Baba?

SPEAKER_02 25:37

She's got on a sexy red dress.

SPEAKER_01 25:40

Form fitting. I can only see her from the waist up. We never really saw her.

SPEAKER_02 25:43

She's got some cleavage going on.

SPEAKER_01 25:45

I know. She has a cute little black little fastener on her head. Kimberly paints, like you know what? It was definitely still from Macy's, though. Don't get me wrong. Mora helped her with the hat. Mora from Traders, yes. Sorta. I feel like it would be like made out of latex if more provided it.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

But and that dress did look fairly stylish, but that's the thing, is it was still at a certain level. It was a Macy's level.

SPEAKER_01 26:09

It was, she's look, she's a Maxanista. There's no way of putting it. She is. She's she shops at look, and I don't mind TJ Maxx. I don't mind Nordstrom Racks, but when you have the budget that you should have on Fox, you shouldn't need to shop there.

SPEAKER_02 26:24

She's married to Brad Paisley.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

Yeah. She's always, but at least I feel like last week she was shopping at Sears. This week has moved up a little bit to maybe Nordstrom's rack or something.

SPEAKER_02 26:35

Well, I wouldn't be doing notes about her. I feel like I'm bullying her. We're not. She's super beautiful. I'm just saying they're doing her disjustice. They really are. And that's the thing. I want to make sure everybody knows this isn't a personal attack on her. She deserves more.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

She deserves more. They should give her what they gave Jennifer Nettles. Yes. I don't know what, or maybe we've also like Jennifer Nettles just watched that word, bro. That is just Jennifer Nettles.

SPEAKER_02 27:00

That's for sure. That's true. But she looked lovely. She's gonna bring everybody together for a day at the races. And she has a surprise.

SPEAKER_01 27:08

A big surprise. And she's in she's not telling them that, but she's telling us that she invited three new ladies to crash a party. Usually they wait till later in the season to do this. I love this. I love I always this is always the highlight of this. I mean, they got like rid of Lauren.

SPEAKER_02 27:23

Something has to happen.

SPEAKER_01 27:24

I guess something.

SPEAKER_02 27:25

They have to bring, they're finally listening to us. They're finally listening to us. The guys gather and catch up.

SPEAKER_01 27:31

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 27:31

They do the whole thing where the roosters and hens, they the roosters go here, the hens go here, and they peck back. So Kimberly asked the ladies, how's everything going? Of course, the producers made her do that.

SPEAKER_02 27:45

And the thing is, I don't want to keep harping on her outfit, but here we are at the cocktail table. Her and Olivia have the same color dress on. Uh-huh. And it looks like Olivia bought hers at Nordstrom and Kimberly Paisley bought hers at Nordstrom rack.

SPEAKER_01 28:02

A season behind. Do we see? This is the thing. I never I tried to watch it and see if we saw her Kimberly from the waist down. Did we see her from the waist down? Because I'm pretty sure she probably had on just sweats or something.

SPEAKER_02 28:14

Maybe glimpses here and there. And then the other thing was at that table that I really did see that once again, that dress really didn't quite fit her.

SPEAKER_01 28:21

It's always outfitting. Yes. It's always oh-fitting. She needs a tailor. That's what she needs a tail. What I think is the thing missing. She has a rock and bot. I don't know why she's just swimming in all this fabric all the time. So then Carson kind of hints that there might be tension between some of the girls. And I'm like, yay! And the boys are like, they're just talking. And Braden says he's really into Carson. We know you're into Carson. And then Brittany God lover. Oh, I'm like, let's hear some drama. God lover for stepping up and entertaining us. They want to talk some shit. She spills some tea. She flat out questions Carson's character. She's not pure. She's not pure of heart. The two-time Miss Texas is not pure of heart. She's not genuine. She's not genuine. She's not gonna win any miscongeniality. She's not authentic, Christine, which is worse than anything you can do on this show. And Casey kind of backs her up, though.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

She did, which was a little bit surprising. They weren't sure about whether to actually tell him. And the answer is no. The answer is always no. I don't know what the debate is. You know what? This shows you that wisdom does come with age because Stephanie was standing there with them. And Stephanie and her 29-year-old wisdom. Right old age or 29.

SPEAKER_01 29:46

She tells them, let him figure it out. They just have to figure it out on their own. She's telling them. She's telling them. She even she knows. But even if you don't have the wisdom, you've seen reality shows before. You've seen some dating reality shows. This never ends the way you want it to. And then back the guys, Brandon's to talk about solo dates. Brandon thinks Brittany. Brett is debating between Hannah and Stephanie. And Quinn. And Quinn.

SPEAKER_02 30:11

It's interesting that they're just full-on naming who their top girls are. Which is, I love this.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

I love this. And then Sean wants a girl who takes some initiative. So he's thinking maybe Emily and Macy.

SPEAKER_02 30:25

Macy's gonna take him to the Hollywood farm.

SPEAKER_01 30:29

Yes, the Hollywood farm. Look, that's not where he wants Macy to take him. Macy's they're all stunning. These women are just exceptionally beautiful in every possible way.

SPEAKER_02 30:40

We cut to Macy, and she thinks that she's sitting in the shrink chair at her therapist office.

SPEAKER_01 30:44

Yes, we cut to our walking red flag. Macy, she says, I it's really rare to hear people verbalize this. They're so self-aware, which I love. She forgot that she was on TV. She says, I'm super needy. I'm high maintenance. Uh, I want to be with the guy every second, every day. I need attention and I suffer from codependency.

SPEAKER_02 31:06

Grace said the same thing. And the girls are like looking at her and they're like, She's being funny, right?

SPEAKER_01 31:11

And I think they didn't know what to make of this at first. But Carson does. Carson already gives zero fucks. She's already made it perfectly clear. Sean's Carson, she's already, she was like, she flat out just points out that's called toxic. And Macy's like, Oh my god, you're right. Um, but Kimberly tells uh to enjoy themselves because there'll be an after party. Woohoo! And I'm still waiting for her to lower the boom. I'm like, lower the boom, because they still don't know about the three other girls. Um, and that's when they start playing this creepy music in the saw or jaws or something. And I'm like, it's time, she's gonna lower the boom, and she does.

SPEAKER_02 31:54

They also have to make a decision for the next solo day.

SPEAKER_01 31:59

Yes, they have the they have a chance. Well, she says, You're supposed to write this part down to give you every chance of finding your special person when it comes to matters of the heart who knows you better than your own family and friends.

SPEAKER_02 32:16

And your family has chosen one more lady for you to meet, and everyone's like, oh no, no. The ladies are here and ready to join us for the event.

SPEAKER_01 32:27

No, oh no, how that's like yes, those are. He knows he's in trouble. He knows he's in trouble. And then there's a commercial. Did you have a commercial? Can I just tell you this one? Yeah. You know how there's every commercial is basically medicine at this point. It's basically some medicine. There was a commercial with this lady, and she was walking her dog, and then she was talking about slowing down and feeling discomfort. And it wasn't until the commercial was already over, almost over, that I realized it was a medicine for the dog.

SPEAKER_02 32:58

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 32:59

And the only reason I realized it was medicine from the dog because it said you should not use if breeding.

SPEAKER_00 33:05

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 33:05

And I was like, breeding? I'm like, oh, it's for the dog. Because you don't use it, you don't hear the term. You don't use the term breeding usually when you refer to women. I'm like, damn, there's a farmer West Wife is just leading with the breeding commercials, but it was for the dog. Wow. I think this is a thing now. Commercial, medical commercials for dogs.

SPEAKER_02 33:30

Isn't obviously the dogs a dog, you spend a lot of money on your dog.

SPEAKER_01 33:34

I don't choose my medicine based on the commercials, but maybe I should. It's subconscious. It is subconscious. Because I guess you you do want the best for your dog. I don't want them to be in discomfort, but I also don't want to go into debt paying for their medication.

SPEAKER_02 33:49

If if you just ignore their medical needs, you could get rid of them sooner.

SPEAKER_01 33:53

Oh no, no, then I'll have protesters outside my home.

SPEAKER_02 34:00

And that was it. So we're back. Yeah. So first up is Sophia for Brett. Holy shit. Holy shit. And and all the ladies took a deep breath. I was like, mother. And they all put on these big fake smiles.

SPEAKER_01 34:15

Motherfuck. You know I love a bombshell. She really I was like, I wrote motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 34:23

I wrote hot damn. I unbelievable. I wrote goddess.

SPEAKER_01 34:32

Talk about a bombshell. Super bombshell. Holy crap. You know I love she just reminds me of my Cassidy Joe.

SPEAKER_02 34:40

I knew you were gonna say that.

SPEAKER_01 34:41

She has some curves. I appreciate a woman with curves. Um, and then and it sounds like after I've spent the last 10 minutes sexualizing Sophia, it's gonna sound like a downgrade when I go to Rihanna, but it's not. She's just adorable. Sean's Rihanna. Yeah, and that's the thing, it's a totally different vibe. It's a totally different vibe.

SPEAKER_02 35:01

She really was cute. She was adorable. That's what I wrote, adorable.

SPEAKER_01 35:07

Very super duper smart. And I don't even mean mean pretend smart. She's gonna be a surgeon. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 35:13

The ladies did not look happy about her approach.

SPEAKER_01 35:16

They did not, but oh wait, and then Bra Braden.

SPEAKER_02 35:22

Yeah, we've got Skyler.

SPEAKER_01 35:23

Another why is she spelling her name like that? The wise.

SPEAKER_02 35:27

Oh, was it not?

SPEAKER_01 35:28

It was C-H C C S C H Y L A Who's spelling their name? Who's doing this? Like we should reach out to Skylar and just I want to know her parents' deal. What's what's going on? I my I have a Skylar in our family and it's spelled the correct way. It's Sky S K Y and Lur.

SPEAKER_02 35:49

This was just I'm sure I'm sure Skylar are like Bill and Judy, and they're like, we're gonna get the fun.

SPEAKER_01 35:56

Skyler. And I'm sure Skylar's a lovely lady, but no, just no.

SPEAKER_02 36:03

So the ladies were glad that she wasn't a blonde.

SPEAKER_01 36:05

Yes. It was it Stephanie who said that. I'm happy she's not a blonde. It was probably someone on Brain's Farm, whoever blonde, the one who made Quinn eat the cow dong or pellet. Who was that? Mmm, Cameron. So Cameron's want to make Quinn eat the pellet. She didn't make her. Quinn was like walking around with her mouth open, waiting for someone to stick something in there.

SPEAKER_02 36:27

It almost looked like Skylar was a redhead, but I think more brunette with maybe some red tints.

SPEAKER_01 36:32

Yeah, some red highlights in it for sure. It's always like so. I guess Cameron, Cameron in the four non-bloods. She was very happy. So not only do the farmers have to choose whether or not to take these girls back, they have to choose their solo dates as well.

SPEAKER_02 36:47

Poor Britney's self-confidence continues to spiral. Brittany, I don't get it, girl. It was making me really sad.

SPEAKER_01 36:53

Brittany is a 10. A 10 plus. So this always shakes me when women like Britney have no 10. Yes, when they're insecure. What are you insecure about? This is what I understand. You're like a fucking 11. Why are you insecure? So yeah. So she now we now she's upset because now she has to share more time with these women. And she barely gotten any one-on-one time with Brayden as is. Right. But it's time for the races. Yeah, it looks like everyone's having fun, regardless.

SPEAKER_02 37:27

We're gonna lose some money.

SPEAKER_01 37:28

We're gonna definitely lose some money. Fox's money. We're betting with Fox's money. Skylarn Brandon chat. Brayden. Sky is it Brayden? Yeah, Skylarn Braden chat. No. Braden.

unknown 37:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:41

He's walking a fine line. It'd be really great if he spelled his name with a Y.

SPEAKER_01 37:45

Oh God, let's just start doing that. That'll really help us out. He's walking his fine line. He wants to be respectful to the other woman, but he also wants you to trust his family and who they picked for him.

SPEAKER_02 37:56

And she has a freaking tulip farm. She has a tulip. I've never heard of a flower farm. This is brilliant. It is not a brilliant.

SPEAKER_01 38:05

You ship them and you can ship them from anywhere. She's I just need some dirt. And I can grow flowers anyway. And she and look, he says she's stunning. Um she had that really big smile. She gave him a gift, the tulip bulbs.

SPEAKER_02 38:18

And this was very smart. She's I'll show you how to plant these. So we can't get rid of her because they've got plants.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

He'll never know how to plant flowers unless she teaches him. It's not like Google exists or anything. Brent Chat's chat with his Sophia. His oh, with the new star of my Bicurious Dreams. Oh. Sophia.

SPEAKER_02 38:37

She seems very normal.

SPEAKER_01 38:39

She seemed too normal. I don't know what I think. I was expecting a Marilyn Monroe by her appearance, like bubbly, vivacious. And she was more calm than I thought. And she says, I feel like I was called here. He liked that. Yeah. And they chatted, but personally, I didn't see any chemistry. It was a lovely chat, but I guess when you look like that, they'd look good together, actually. She would look good with anyone, in all fairness. She's been in the city for a long time, but she wants to give rural life a try. Yeah. And then Sean chats with Rihanna. I keep wanting to think, only other Rihanna I know of is a singer. So she's like the opposite of that. Yes, she is. So, and after he's chatting with her, she's pretty exceptional. We found out she's pretty exceptional. She's going to perform BBL's Brazilian butt lifts when she finishes medical school. Uh, I hope she calls me. But she also wants to be a mother and a wife. And a surgeon. Yes. That's that's a high goal. She does, and she needs a strong man by her side.

SPEAKER_02 39:38

I was wondering, she's about to start school. Why was there never any conversation about where she's going to school? Because if she's registered to go to medical school, this is a oh yeah, she's can't move into California.

SPEAKER_01 39:48

Really? Yeah, that's true. She's already in medical school.

SPEAKER_02 39:51

It's not been a question.

SPEAKER_01 39:52

Yeah. Wait, it's not like we don't have medical schools here, but if she's already registered, and she's already got accepted. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I wonder. That's a good point, Christine. That's a really good point. Um Sean's, I just got so much on my plate. I don't want to add anything. He kept saying the same thing over and over. Over and over because he's seen the show before and he knows what happens when you bring them back. Like this shit hits the fan. But she is very calm. She's a very calming personality that I found soothing. Yeah. Brittany pulls Brayden for a chat. And I was like, don't do it, Brittany. I'm sorry, don't do it. In the pit of my stomach, it never works out, Britney. Don't do it. But I was like, smart girl, because she starts the conversation out and she's talking about them and their relationship. And I'm like, genius, this is great.

SPEAKER_02 40:38

But she seemed so nervous with him. You could feel this tension.

SPEAKER_01 40:43

It's a very awkward conversation.

SPEAKER_02 40:45

And um he sends that too. And then he's there's something you want to say. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:50

And he's he says, he says, he gives her some reassurance. Yes, he did. Um he says, look, I'm not good with my words all the time, but I see you. And I want you to know that I appreciate you being here and everything like that. And she feels good about that. But then the producers are like, Hey, hey, Ray. You should ask her how things are going with the other girls. And he's okay. I think that's what that was. So sad. It is so sad the manipulation, but I'm glad they do it because it's such good drama. And he's like, you know what? If there's something that's going on in the house, you can tell me anything. It was. It was. And like, you can't tell it. Don't fall for it, Brittany. Don't fall for it. She fell hard.

SPEAKER_02 41:31

She thinks that Carson's fake and not there for the right reasons. And his and he physically jetted back.

SPEAKER_01 41:38

Yes, it hurt him. And I think in that moment, no matter what she said, he already decided to take Carson's. He's not gonna send her home. He loves he loves Carson.

SPEAKER_02 41:50

And then shh, then the thing is then it's almost like a catty girl from his perspective. Because that's the thing. Guys maybe don't get their personal relationships between girls, and she's you gotta look out for Carson's character.

SPEAKER_01 42:02

Yeah. Yeah. And he's just, oh, wait a minute, character. I'm supposed to care about that.

SPEAKER_02 42:08

Yeah, she's different when she's alone in the house with ladies.

SPEAKER_01 42:11

And usually I still say she shouldn't have said anything, but I do get it. It's one thing when she's talking shit about the other girls. It's quite another thing when she's talking shit about the guy she supposedly wants to be with, but she didn't tell him that. She didn't tell him that.

SPEAKER_02 42:23

Or at least we didn't see her tell him that.

SPEAKER_01 42:25

Yeah, she's tried to keep it very generic and vague, and it ended up coming off as catty.

SPEAKER_02 42:30

It's just crazy because even in years past, we've talked to the ladies. Yeah. What we see on camera of the one-on-one time together isn't the only one-on-one time together. These ladies are not getting a lot of time with these farmers. Yeah, you really do have to fight for it. Why would you not just spend your time concentrating on the connection that you have together? Yeah. Because this is a very uncomfortable conversation for everybody.

SPEAKER_01 42:52

And we always say men, or at least I always say they don't want to hear the shit. They don't want to hear the shit. They really don't pick with their penis. It's a penis picking situation. And they don't really care about the drama. So we were back with Sean and Macy. Yeah. My pick, Macy. Oh my gosh, I'm getting nervous about my choice.

SPEAKER_02 43:14

You should. He tells her it's already. She wants to know if he's going to bring back the new girl. She pointedly questions him.

SPEAKER_01 43:24

Oh yeah, he's already decided not to bring another person onto the farm. He's already, he already knows. There's just too many people in the equation.

SPEAKER_02 43:32

It's going to be disrespectful. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 43:35

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 43:35

And he uses this word equation. Yes, he does. Multiple times. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 43:42

He thought that it was a big word. It's it look. When you're 22, equation is a very big word.

SPEAKER_02 43:48

I don't want to add another one into the equation.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_02 43:51

Sean. How did he say it, Christine? Like a capulate chime. He was shouting that through the canyon. As he went down the zip line on his private property.

SPEAKER_01 44:04

I've learned a new word today. It's equation. Sean doesn't want the other girls to wonder why they're here. He doesn't want them to question why we are still here. And I think that's that remnants of the pain that Carson inflicted on him when she was like, we all might just leave. Shit, that's a possibility. So Macy, she likes that. She likes, and she tells him that's excellent. That's wonderful. It's nighttime, though. And they're doing the boot push boogie.

SPEAKER_02 44:35

Did you notice that we didn't see the results of the race? Who won or lost? Oh, we just very disappointing.

SPEAKER_01 44:42

You know why? Because there's a bigger race going on. And it's a race to get that solo date. That's what we're focused on. And the boot push booger gets down. I know. That's my country jam. Go to town. Everybody knows at the line dance down. Here we go. Dozzy doe. I was watching a 911 Texas. The 911 is 911 National. There's 911 Texas. They were doing the same line dance. They were doing the same song. Or you just check in. It's what luckily it's one of those where you can check in and check out. Wow. I finally saw the space episode when the EMTs went to space. I really feel like there were probably more qualified people who could who probably were prepared to assist in medical.

SPEAKER_02 45:31

Ryan Gosling.

SPEAKER_01 45:32

Yes, he could go to space and assist them. Or maybe next time they just send astronauts. I don't know. Because obviously there was like a hitch. They couldn't get back home because they're EMTs. So it was a whole thing. But yeah, they also did this. And I'm like, is every and I feel like I watched another show and this was like the popular thing, but I love the song, so it was cool.

SPEAKER_02 45:52

Before we really even get to decision time, Brett is saying that he thinks Skylar and he aligned and he wants to bring her back. He wants to bring her back. Those pull-ups, I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_01 46:03

Yeah. She made she does make sense with him. I mean, all fairness, she's a farmer. He's a farmer, it kind of makes sense. Yeah. But the other girls are not gonna like this. Um, and then he pulls Cassie. Yeah. And they can have a chat. Oh boy. Oh, why?

SPEAKER_02 46:22

I said, why? She leaves with saying, I don't like getting into the drama. I'm like, why?

SPEAKER_01 46:30

Oh my gosh. And he wants and she tells him, she's she pretty much backs up a Britney's event or her telling of the events. Carson is not authentic. I think she used the word authentic. So I took a drink. Um I love that Braden is, I just want to concentrate on us. Yeah. But I feel like he did pose the question to her too. He brought it up. He brought up that other situation. She didn't just leave with that. He really did bring up that because the producers told him to. But then he was like, Yeah, let's talk, let's bring the conversation back to them. And he tells her that she caught his eye immediately. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:07

He gave her a lot of compliments.

SPEAKER_01 47:08

And then to me, it feels like he did absorb what she said about Carson because he then says she's very authentic. So it seems to me like he's maybe absorbing a little bit of what they're saying about Carson because he's pointing out the distinction between that, between the two. When he says, again, he's in big trouble. He's in big trouble with Carson, he's in big trouble with her. I think he's used that term before. Yes, he has with Carson. He said, I'm in big trouble. He told the boys, I'm in big trouble with Carson. Now he's saying the same thing about her. Quinn pulls mustache. And she needs reassurance. I would say if I saw Sophia walk into a room, I would be concerned. I would just, I'm wasting your time. I'm going home.

SPEAKER_02 47:48

Let me just duck out. Sophia's everybody likes her. The girls like her too. She's really lovely. Yeah, she's a really lovely.

SPEAKER_01 47:56

They're like, they don't want her there, but they're like, oh, you're so good. You didn't have it. I know. I would just I would be honored. It would be my honor to give Sophia my man. So Quinn needs some reassurance for my stash, Aqua Allen 2.0. And he gives it to her. He does give her some reassurance. He tells her there's nothing for you to worry about. And then he gives her his jacket.

SPEAKER_00 48:17

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 48:18

Which is super sweet. Savannah asked for it. She did. And then he was like, You want it? She's no, put it on me. Put it on me. You put that jacket on me.

SPEAKER_02 48:27

She's the woodworker.

SPEAKER_01 48:29

And then, yeah. And then they kind of looked at each other. And I thought there was a kiss look. They were on the bench. She was wearing his jacket. They were doing the googly eyes at each other. I'm like, I thought they were gonna kiss too. Are they gonna kiss?

SPEAKER_02 48:42

It was so close. It was so nice. He did not kiss her, but he gave her a very nice hug.

SPEAKER_01 48:46

Oh, you're there's no mouth sex on this season. This is so disappointing.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

I wasn't gonna kiss anybody, but it was the closest.

SPEAKER_01 48:53

Oh my gosh. It was I feel like it really called for it, and to not get it was just very anthematic. Well, Emily wanted some reassurance too.

unknown 49:01

Sean.

SPEAKER_01 49:02

Yeah, we're getting down to the wire here. And she's it's time for my reassurance update. There's a lot of girl on girl action in this episode, too. I don't know if you noticed that. Not the kind of girl on girl action. Yeah, not the fun kind. It was just the women dancing together. It was a lot of women dancing together. They're like, we're all the men, we're all the men. And then Rihanna pulled Sean one last time. Yes. She, I think she felt the white writing on the wall like she's going home. But she wanted one last smart. She was drunk. And drunk Rihanna is way funner than sober Rihanna. She had some life advice for this 22-year-old young man. She's 22 or so. I know. She should perform her surgeries drunk because she was so insightful. You have to be in the present, Michelle. You have to live. Who I've never heard that before, Christine. This was like some new, she was just she was spouting some new information for us.

SPEAKER_02 49:59

She wants to live off the grid. Her surgery is going to be performed by candlelight. Did you see how much physical touch there was?

SPEAKER_01 50:10

A lot of she it was mostly her. She was grabbing his hand. Yes, so much. Then she says, if you find something that sets your soul on fire, you have to go for it.

SPEAKER_02 50:20

The best part of this was the Macy meltdown in the background.

unknown 50:24

What?

SPEAKER_02 50:27

Those curly frizzies were just like going.

SPEAKER_01 50:32

There's nothing frizzy about her beautiful life. She was becoming more unhinged by the second. It was glorious. And then this is where my daughter walked in.

SPEAKER_00 50:41

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 50:42

And she'd said, She looked at my feet and she said, if dolphins had feet, they would look like those. Is that a dolphin? I don't believe it was. And it rocked all I felt like Britney in that moment. It rocked my I felt completely insecure. And then she did this whole riff on me. And she just about me and my ugly feet. And you know, I'm very sensitive because I can't get pedicures because I just laughed throughout the whole thing. And then she said those are the feats you would find in FIFA.

SPEAKER_00 51:14

The soccer player's feet.

SPEAKER_02 51:16

My face jaw just dropped to the floor.

SPEAKER_01 51:20

Don't get me wrong. I appreciate a good stand-up routine. But not at your expense. Not in my my feed. If I get a pedicure, I laugh. Okay. And then and then I went back to the show. I know, right? She's bringing it, man. Little girls, man. They're cruel. We see. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So she's giving Sean his YOLO. She gave him a YOLO, Chubby. You only live once, Chubby. He was like, Yes, this is it. And he immediately jumps up and he runs to the producer. Kendra. And I'm like, who's Vince? Who's Vince?

SPEAKER_02 51:57

I want to keep this girl. She's the one. I think she's the one. Vince, how? What do I do? Baby Sean cannot make a decision. And I was like, he's gonna flip.

SPEAKER_01 52:07

I know. It just shows to show you there are fun drunks. Rihanna's a fun drunk. You know who's not a fun drunk? Macy. Macy is not a fun drunk.

SPEAKER_02 52:16

She's melting down. Sean is concerned though, because he has told all of the ladies, I'm not taking this girl back. So he's gonna think I'm a liar. Because you are.

SPEAKER_01 52:26

And I was like, yeah, you're literally lying. You are lying. He took very great care in telling all the women that he's not bringing her back. And he received all the accolades for it. You're a good man. You're doing the right thing. We love that you're doing this. You respect us. So if you take that back, then you take all the accolades back. You take all the compliments back. You're not the person you said you were. But he soaked it up. He loved when they were giving him compliments about what a good man he was. He loved it. And I think he should be able to change his mind. But I think all the women on his farm should be able to line up and kick him in the balls. Oh, I like this. Yeah, I think that's fair, right? His balls just barely dropped on the shell. They just suspended it. He can still hit the facetto and the solos. But this is just not fair. It's not fair. If he would have just kept it to himself, that's one thing. But he may went out of his way reassuring these women that he was not bringing this woman home.

SPEAKER_02 53:20

Because he's 22 years old. He's 22. That's true. He is.

SPEAKER_01 53:23

But so are they. So Braden, he's good and drunk. So of course he picks this time to pull Carson aside. His favorite. His favorite. And he wants to ask, uh, how are things going in the house?

SPEAKER_00 53:39

How are things going, Carson? This was interesting. He went in digging. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:47

But that's immature. Why is he wanting to get wrapped up in the drama? He just told the girls. Yeah. I don't want to get wrapped up in that.

SPEAKER_01 53:54

Yeah, yeah. I would have respect him more if he went to Carson. He was like, whatever's going on in the house, it's taken away from me getting to know everyone. So just chill. Just stop.

SPEAKER_02 54:03

The thing is, she is such a pageant girl. She knew. She knows how to answer a question.

SPEAKER_01 54:08

She did. Without answering a question. Yeah. It's like she was like, Why do you care about that silly little stuff? What do you think's going on? Just keep that in your mind. And she said, Whatever's happening in the house, it doesn't have to do with you and me. That's it. But see, that's the thing. It kind of is spilling over. And if she's saying shit about him, then it kind of does have to do with he bought it put blind and singing. It was like this. It was like Braden went to her and he was like, Hey, I care about what's happening in the house. And Carson was like, No, you don't. And he was like, Well, maybe I don't. And that was it. That was it.

SPEAKER_02 54:40

It was and the thing that she was really good because she flipped it and said, It's me against the world. Yeah. It the girls are upset seeing that you and I have a connection.

SPEAKER_01 54:50

They have it, they have it out for it.

SPEAKER_02 54:51

So there's a target on my back. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:53

Yeah. You're a hero, Carson. To me, it came across as disingenuous. And it was a pageant answer. It was a pageant answer. Yep. She probably had it locked and loaded because she's had probably had to explain herself when dealing with women a thousand times before. But honestly, I don't think it would have mattered if he wasn't into her, then he would just be like, he would dismiss her. He's not into her, but he's really into her. So he's got to justify it whatever way he can to keep her. Well played person. Well played. And shoot he bought it. So now Brent. Yeah. Brent, is he not going to bring Sophia back? No. There was zero question. Zero question. If he wouldn't have brought her back, I would have brought her back. There's just no way she was not going. And the thing is, all the girls like her too. They're like, oh yay, Sophia's coming back to the bar. We want her not to. Look at her, but we also, she's a nice person.

SPEAKER_02 55:49

We want her to come back. She really does seem very genuine, and I really do like her. And it makes me a little bit concerned for my girl Quinn.

SPEAKER_00 55:56

It does. Quinn was not my choice. Who's my choice? Hannah? I did. You're right. Hannah. I chose Hannah. I chose Hannah.

SPEAKER_01 56:07

It doesn't make me nervous because historically speaking, they always bring these girls home. They never end up with these girls. Once they break them back to the farm and they really get to know them a little bit better, it fizzles. Although everyone loved Sophia.

SPEAKER_00 56:21

So Brett's definitely bringing back Sophia, then Braden. That's Skylar. Yeah. Our flower farmer. Yeah. With the why.

SPEAKER_02 56:31

She was flumming.

SPEAKER_01 56:33

It was nice to see the pageant girl knocked off her game a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 56:37

She was speechless for the first time.

SPEAKER_01 56:39

Yeah, she was. She you can see like her face, as she's processing it in real time. She her face was like, oh. Because why would you bring back another girl when you have her? I think she thinks she's gonna win. Yeah, she seems very confident. Yeah. And for you've always debated this. If the guys pull the girls aside and say, It's you. At least I've always debated that. Yes. And I wonder if he had a conversation with that because Carson seemed too early. It's too early. Isn't he always the one who was like when you was at Brett? Someone was like, When and then to everyone's surprise, Sean. This was the best. This is bonkers, Christine.

SPEAKER_02 57:18

This is bonkers. He just walks up to her and he's I want to talk to you about something. And I was like, he's gonna ask her where she's going to medical school.

SPEAKER_01 57:27

No, no, no. He was gonna say thank you for coming, but this isn't gonna work out. I've already promised several times to these other women individually that I was not bringing you back. But he doesn't say that. He would like to invite her back to California. What the fuck, Kristen?

SPEAKER_02 57:42

And she was so physically touchy with him. Yeah. She did not keep her hands on it. Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_00 57:48

And look, I'm glad they got rid of that two drink minimum because of the meltdown to come.

SPEAKER_01 57:58

Because of all of this. This would have not been possible if they kept that two drink minimum.

SPEAKER_02 58:02

Straight away, though, he's concerned that he knows he told all the girls that he wasn't gonna bring her back. He's a and liar.

SPEAKER_01 58:09

What are they gonna think? Liar, liar, your wranglers are on fire. Yes. What are they? There's really nothing. There's really only one thing to think, and that is correct. He literally lied.

SPEAKER_02 58:19

And this was so fantastic. She just runs back over to the girls and she's like, and they're like, You're what? And I love that they are straight away like, wait, he just told us that you're not coming back. Emily was like, No, you're not.

SPEAKER_03 58:34

And she's like, Yes, I am he just done me.

SPEAKER_02 58:37

It was such a stirrup of drama.

SPEAKER_01 58:40

Because he told everyone individually we're not bringing her back so that she could have said anything out of more out of left bell than that. Yes. And I felt sorry for her because she thought they were gonna be excited. Yes. Um, and I don't think it's a reflection on her so much as his promise that he made. Um to each individual girl, like you said, that's the thing. To each of them, each of them asked, and each of them he does.

SPEAKER_02 59:01

But it was funny because one of them goes over and whispers in Macy's ear. They knew she was gonna pop off, and then oh yes, you could just see her. She was boiling already. Yes, yes, and this steam blew just the top off that pot.

SPEAKER_01 59:16

Soup came out of her ears and pushed her wavy hair up to the side. It was the it was delicious to watch.

SPEAKER_02 59:22

Delicious! It was fantastic, and they're like, he is not a man of his word.

SPEAKER_01 59:26

He literally isn't. He is literally look, I'm not opposed to him changing his mind, but in this moment, they're absolutely right. He really isn't the man of his word. The full-blown tears appear for Macy. I agree with him in taking Skylar back.

SPEAKER_02 59:43

It was funny because now he's justifying it. My family, I love my family. They chose this girl for me. How can I disrespect my family?

SPEAKER_01 59:53

Yeah, he choose trying to justify it. I caught that too. That was that's pretty funny. And there's no way of winning this. And Carson could go home either way. Carson's just there for the vacation. She has no horses in this race at all. So I wonder if there will be a revolt and how that would look because it isn't a good look. Only because he assured them. Because normally I'd be like, You've seen the show, you know how this works. He he can bring someone back, but he this is the first time I think in Farmer One's Wife history that the farmer has assured them and then fucked them over. It is farmer went's wife, though. It's not thank goodness, thank goodness for all of this. It's a delicious drama, Fox. You've heard our cries, our please are finally being answered. And then they show us previews for next week. Yeah, the farmer's decisions send shock waves through the ladies. I see some tears. Yeah. But again, this is more, I think, more having to do with them getting rid of that two drink minimum than anything.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:54

I also saw the preview where Carson confronts the ladies. Who's talking shit about me? What is this? It looks like she's holding core. Yes. She's in her crown and in the front seats. But it is how she was in the kitchen when the ladies arrived. Her in that thick sweater with the cup of coffee. She has claims home with this man. Yes. And these ladies are imposters and visitors in her. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:16

And they were all sitting on the couch like naughty schoolgirls going to the principal office. And she's like demanding to know who's talking shit about her. And I can't wait to find out.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:27

I'm really excited.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:28

I'm really excited too.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:31

Well, that's not saying a lot. That's not saying a lot. The first season was our first season. I love the first season. Yeah. This is delicious.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:39

This is delicious. We've finally got some drama. The show desperately needs drama. I but I'm shocked that we're getting some drama from Sean. I didn't see that. I didn't have that on my bingo card. I thought he was gonna be boring. But he's bringing the drama too. Who knew we can lie so well? There's there has he doesn't have any drama in the bedroom, so he has to have it somewhere. I know. I don't believe that. I still don't believe that. Oh my god. He I was he he got some respect in my estimates after this, after this episode. This was fun though. This was I can't wait to next week.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:12

I really do like that it's one hour. I know a lot of people are saying that they want more time to meet the ladies. The one hour is perfect.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:18

The one hour is so happy because now it's less farmers, so you get to spend more time with everyone individually. Yeah. I mean when it was four, I could maybe see that, though. I don't know why anyone want more of the show. But now that there's three farmers, the formula for three is working out nicely. I always got no black farmers, no black contestants, no black farmhands, no black producers.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:44

Michelle, did you not see that big bull? He was very big in black. Oh, the bull, that's as close as they're getting on. It was a whole herd of black cattle. What are you talking about? Brett rented those from his neighbor. He paid for those black cows. Hey, I have black friends. Look at look at that, that's my body.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:06

No black dogs. I think the cat was black. The cat was black. That was something. I'm looking at you, Fox.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:14

I see you, Fox. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:18

Today we drank a lot of Lear cognac. It has that VS on it. What's the VS? What's this fine cognac? It burns. You don't like it as much as the one from your brother-in-law.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:32

I think though. Don't get me wrong, it's supposed to burn. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:34

I like if it didn't burn, I would be like, something's wrong. And then we had some Viper's end orange juice mixture. Oh, nice. We had some mimosas. Mimosa, yeah. This is lovely. And I don't know if Michelle drives home.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:48

Now I'm gonna I'm gonna try to drive home. We'll see what happens. I wish they had Waymo's out here. I heard they're gonna come to the Valley. Oh, really? Yeah, I could use a Waymo. I I think it'd be fun. We were driving yesterday, me and my daughter, and the guy next to us was sleeping his Tesla. Oh, wow. He was like knocked out.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:07

And I'm not mad at him. When we dropped off the other day at school, and she has a Tesla and she goes, Oh, I gotta go find a place to charge it. So she drives around finding charging stations for her Tesla. Oh. And she said that she spent $500 last month charging her Tesla. Oh, because it's not free to charge. Yeah, I guess you gotta pay at these stations. Even at wait like the Westfield and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:31

Oh, but I thought like the Tesla stations. So she doesn't have one at her house. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:35

But I think that even when you have it at your house, it just adds to your electric bill.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:38

That's true, it does. It does.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:40

But you know what? Gas prices are so high. So that she goes, I still think I save money, even though I spend $500 to charge my Tesla this month. I drive a lot. She goes, I gotta go down to Irvine. And then she goes, I'm Googling places in Irvine to charge it. She goes, then I'll just walk around the mall for a few minutes while it charges.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:57

It's supposed to find its places. It's supposed to tell you where the nearest charging stations are to it. I don't know. It's supposed to do a lot of things, it doesn't. It's supposed to not blow up either, but um I was like, wow. My my hybrid, it's self-charging. This is the thing you chose smartly. Oh my god, thank you. But my thing is if the technology exists where it can charge itself, why aren't all of these charging themselves? All of them. It obviously is a thing. So when I'm mayor or governor, I'm sorry, I'll I'll have that, I'll have that be the thing. What if we could plug into the palm tree?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:31

Can the palm tree be finally useful? Finally do something for us and just deplete the energy from the palm tree.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:37

It would self- disintegrate. I love that. I love that. That's genius, Christine. You want to be my lieutenant governor? I am. Oh, so thank you for joining us. Oh yeah. This was such a fun week. Yes, and join us for the next episode. We're gonna see what Macy does. Macy's gonna blow up some shit. Follow us on Instagram. Yes. Leave us a message. Please do. And tell your friends. And thank you for joining us.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:03

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