Farmer Wants a Wife (Season 4) Episode 5 Rumor Has It

The farmers put the ladies to work and squeeze in intimate chats with the ladies.

One farmer is feeling the heat because rumor has it he's already made his decision. 

One again the only ladies to leave the farm are those who leave on their own accord. 

Three ladies remain on each farm and the farmers will narrow it down to 2 next week. 

Grab a glass of wine and join the fun that is Recapaholics. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Welcome to Reek Aholics. I'm Christine. And I'm Michelle. And we're two lifelong friends and moms who like to drink wine and gab about reality shows. So thank you for joining us and stick around.

SPEAKER_03 0:14

Re-Cappaholics. Pour it up, zip it down. Laugh it off, twist the crown. Clink goes the glass. Here comes the sass. Spilling it now.

SPEAKER_02 0:30

I need his maximum amount of time. For sure. If you would like to help, that would be lovely. Oh, you've already helped with the sandwich. And I'm gonna eat Ando's. Wow. I know. Multitasking. When it comes to putting things in my mouth, I'm pretty good at that. Oh, hello, Christine. Hello, Michelle. Um, and this is Recappaholics. Yes, welcome to another week. We are recapping episode five, season four. Whoa. Which is insane.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

They just keep bringing it back. Still insane of Farmer Wants a Wife. Rumor Rocks the Farm, Michelle.

SPEAKER_02 1:07

What? That is what it's called. I thought they meant off of the show, like in just the Farmer Wants a Wife universe. Because over the weekend, one of our graduates was arrested. Shocking. I mean, not shocking. It's not shocking. He's not the first of our graduates ever arrested, but it was still kind of shocking. It was Mitchell, the one who was cut in half by a double rye trailer in season two. Um and he was uh DUI, right? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

Any thoughts on that? Yeah, it was not that long ago that Sydney announced that they separated. And I can't help but think that she saw this coming. Like she she saw that he was going down a bad path. She ended the relationship just in the nick of time. And it's really weird because we have two different takes on this.

SPEAKER_02 2:00

Because you're saying you think this was an ongoing thing. Yeah. And I'm thinking some people on Reddit and have suggested that maybe he's drinking because of the breakup. That the breakup was the cause, not his normal habits.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

I don't think that you start drinking and get a DUI in your 30s.

SPEAKER_02 2:23

It's not a new thing. Yeah, this is a habitual yes. I see. I don't know. It's kind of wild either way. What it's like from the one-to-wife universe, at least to me, doesn't seem like the bachelor universe where everything's entwined and everyone's in everyone's business and everyone knows. I saw this. There's a reason he was cut in half. It was. You think he was drunk? And detoxication is his the storyline. It is. And he was like, I can lift that double white trailer if I tried. And it all went, it went all went haywire. Or if it's I don't know, you're probably right. But I feel like they should really screen these guys and be like, are you an alcoholic? I don't know. The only reason I know this because I saw it on a board on Reddit. I don't know if it's all over the internet.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

But I think that's the problem with a lot of these shows is that they do the minimal screening. Otherwise, they would never be able to find any contestants.

SPEAKER_02 3:14

I think they did pretty good this time. There's still some talk on about every season there's a farmer who isn't really a farmer. Yeah. And now they're saying it could be that's Sean. Yeah, I saw that too, actually. Yeah, they're saying he's Hawaiian born born.

SPEAKER_01 3:29

Although when you look at his profile, it says that he was born in Southern California, born and raised, but he did, he was in Hawaii. Yeah. So like someone's lying. And also that they were saying there is no farm. There's no produce being at the place where he's living. But he took the girls to pick produce somewhere. Somewhere.

SPEAKER_02 3:51

They probably had, you know how you can go to Home Depot and get like the trees already planted orange trees and lemon trees, and maybe he just put a bunch of those up and they're like, oh, farm the cattle, farm the table, farm the table. So not shocked, but and Sean hasn't taken his shirt off anymore this season, so I don't really even care anymore about him.

SPEAKER_01 4:13

It's funny because I did see an interview with him where he said that the producers were always encouraging him to take his shirt off, and that in retrospect, he wishes that he did not take his shirt off as much as he did.

SPEAKER_02 4:23

Then there's no point of him being there. Agreed. That he's supposed to be the eye candy. Yeah. And nobody wanna know shy eye candy. No. You're a shit together, shy, to take off your shirt. Um, so I also saw that pregnant.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

No way!

SPEAKER_00 4:43

Yeah, no way, yeah. Oh my god, that's amazing!

SPEAKER_02 4:49

Yeah, she broke up with the guy we interviewed, her way, and I'm like, girl, yeah, that that makes sense. She's pregnant, yeah. We have to send her a message, yeah. Congratulations, Kelsey.

SPEAKER_01 5:03

Again, she had a hard, rough road too. I think she had some legal issues.

SPEAKER_02 5:08

Awkward Alan would drive anyone to do anything. So I I do not blame her for anything. She was a delight. So this is the first farmer, the second farmer once wife baby that has nothing to do with the franchise. Megan. Megan had the first yeah, nobody's getting married, having babies on the show. But after a while, afterwards, they do pretty good for themselves. And you had a listener too.

SPEAKER_00 5:35

Oh, we did. Hi, Carissa.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

And Carissa's messaged us before.

SPEAKER_00 5:40

Hi, Carissa. You want to read it? We got some listener mail. I know. We used to get that all the time. We don't get it anymore. These people are over us.

SPEAKER_02 5:51

I know. They're like, oh, they're still at it again.

SPEAKER_01 5:53

Carissa still loves us. Hi, Carissa. She's stoked that we are back for Farmer Once a Wife. So that makes one of her. That means absolutely only her. She said that since she last text, she has made her work bestie, whose name is also Michelle. Yay! So she must be awesome. A fan of the show. Of our show? Yeah. She says Brave needs to keep a hat on because poor buddy is gonna be bald soon. And she can't remember the name of the 22-year-old chill one, Sean. The perv. He's just a perv. He is that's what I love about him. She says to him, chill out. Your frontal lobe isn't even fully developed. Girl, yes. That's what I'm saying. You can tell by watching the show. It's not. She said that her mom thinks that he looks like Nicholas Sparks.

SPEAKER_00 6:44

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:46

I can see it.

SPEAKER_02 6:47

I could see it. Thanks for the message. Oh, thank you.

SPEAKER_01 6:52

It's always fun to hear from her.

SPEAKER_02 6:53

Yeah, we gotta write her back and tell her to listen so she knows it's on. Yeah. How do we do that? What was this Instagram? I don't know. We'll find her. We'll find her. Thank you so much. Keep the mail coming. We like to be complimented and or told off. Whatever you feel is accurate. Michelle doesn't like the negative comments, but I love it. Yeah, I put my fingers in my ear and I'm like, but Christine, I'm not gonna say she's sexually aroused by it. Wow. But I'm not gonna say she's not. She's into it either way. So thank you, guys. Thank you for reaching out.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

Should we do this, Clusterfuck? We are we start off with a reminder. It kind of goes back through the whole season almost. It does. And I'm like, why are they going back so recap?

SPEAKER_00 7:34

Like, why are they doing this? They remind us that the farmers brought back new ladies to the farms. Yes, and it's weird because they didn't address them at all last week.

SPEAKER_02 7:41

It was like they weren't there. They weren't even there last week. It was weird. I feel like this was all edited out of order for some reason. I agree.

SPEAKER_01 7:47

They talked about the solo dates last week. Love is brewing.

SPEAKER_02 7:52

Yes. And then they remind us that Brandon brought a farmer, a flower farmer. Yes. Is it Brandon or Braden? Braden bought a flower farmer.

SPEAKER_01 8:01

And I'll and these were the girls chosen by the farmers' families.

SPEAKER_02 8:06

Yes. Yeah, family and friends, right? And Olivia suggested that Emily was the devil. It should not be trusted. And the sparks flew on the solo dates. But we were worried because our pig, Brittany, very flat out said, I need to live in a city. I need to live in a city. You need to sell your stupid farm and move to it was basically that.

SPEAKER_01 8:29

Which I never understand this. The whole premise of the show is that you know you're gonna go live on a farm, but maybe she didn't know how remote his farm was. Maybe.

SPEAKER_02 8:39

But there's also Google Maps now. Yeah. You can actually look and walk down the street now to see where you are. Sorry. I don't control the airplanes. Airspace. I should. Oh my God. That would be amazing.

SPEAKER_01 8:53

Somebody should. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_02 8:54

No one's controlling it now, right? I just do whatever the hell I want to. There's some sinkhole. Some sinkhole at La Guardia. The whole runway is shut down. That's so scary. If you're on a plane and you're taking off or what that's so fucking scary. I didn't know that was a possibility. I thought these runways were more enforced than that. But they had a lot of rain or something in the last few years.

SPEAKER_01 9:17

The East Coast is inundated with the rain.

SPEAKER_00 9:19

We need the rain. Isn't that ironic? I think it's coming because the L it's the El Niña year. El Nina, not it's the lady, it's the lady year. So it's the year of the girl, the little girl.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Next year is supposed to be the hottest year on record in the history of record keeping.

SPEAKER_02 9:34

And no one's noticing this. No one's flagging this at all as possible a climate issue.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

They're just like, oh well, it's the fucking ballroom. And we'll have Spencer Pratt as our local enforcement. And he doesn't believe in climate.

SPEAKER_02 9:52

Look, there's always been a look, we've been here a while. You know, I used to be out partying and a party scene, and I used to have fun before before becoming a mom. I have a good authority. He's a fucking cokehead. He's who would throw these lavish coke parties. But we know that it's LA sober. But the idea that people want an inexperienced Cokehead to run the second biggest city in the United States is insane to me.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

It's a legitimate chance of maybe winning this election.

SPEAKER_02 10:26

That's ridiculous. I refuse to I refuse to believe that. They should at least require drug screening, and he would be knocked out instantly. Trump has officially endorsed him. Oh, see, that might be a kiss of death for him. Here. You can hope. Yeah. He'll go over good in Orange County. So we see the adorable Kimberly William Paisley. I would not use that adjective. She is rocking a plaid dress from her new line of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman fashion line there.

SPEAKER_01 10:53

I think that she tried to go to Nordstrom Rack and it closed early on Friday night. So she had to go to Old Navy.

SPEAKER_02 10:59

Old Navy dress. That's it. It's the old navy dress. Old Navy dress. But she did put boots on. She had cowboy boots on. This is big for her. I didn't hate it as much as I hate everything else.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

It was a step back from what she's been doing so far this season.

SPEAKER_02 11:17

It was form fitted. It was fitting her body a little bit better than usually she just has a curtain on her.

SPEAKER_01 11:22

But I feel like Because old maybe puts that elastic so it fits multiple sizes. It's a one-size-fits-all dress.

SPEAKER_02 11:29

But look, she only has five minutes to do this and she has to get back to natural 911, who's really paying her bills. But she's adorable. It was great to see her. But she reminds us we are halfway through the season. Wow. And if my math is working, this is hard because five times two is so it seems like they are announcing only eight episodes. I know, but then she said halfway through. And I'm like, so either they did edit this or air these episodes out of order, or the beautiful Kimberly Paisley's line to us. I just can't live in that world.

SPEAKER_01 12:04

She could just not know how to do math.

SPEAKER_02 12:06

She could just five times two. I know I had to look it up. I had to consult ChatGPT. She also says that they must send home any lady that they don't feel a connection with. She says that every week. She does. They don't always have to do that, do they?

SPEAKER_01 12:20

But I like that they're at least putting that out there this season. They are putting it out there. We are back at Sean's place, and the gathering table is his family restaurant. Yes. Yes. I did look up the gathering table. They had a little profile for him there. Oh, do they? But I think that his family has very little involvement with the gathering table. Oh, they just and I think also that land, they're leasing it. I don't think his family owns that property.

SPEAKER_02 12:47

Oh, he's never said they did. Yeah, true. He's never said they did. I found this whole sequence very awkward to watch. So he's he has the girls, they're gonna be doing uh swing, run the restaurant, doing waitress. Um I was hoping he owned a Hooters. That would have been fun. That would have been fun. That would have been fun. And he's saying it's just in time for the afternoon rush, which didn't seem like a big rush.

SPEAKER_04 13:12

It didn't.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

Carson is a hostess. Macy and Emily are waitresses, and Emily and Rihanna are bartending. Olivia and Rihanna. Olivia and Ryan, yeah, bartending. Rihanna's the new girl. Super pretty. They're all super.

SPEAKER_01 13:24

She's a doctor. She just wants to be the meth student. And Macy has been working in the restaurant industry, so she's got a superstar. Yes. She was a superstar. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 13:33

And I'm like, she he has to flag this. She's my choice. And she would actually be good in that situation. Absolutely. Everyone else is like, I don't know how to do this.

SPEAKER_00 13:44

But she was like, For example, Emily didn't know how to open a bottle of wine. She went down big time in my estimation.

SPEAKER_02 13:52

I'm afraid to open up a bottle of wine. But you know how. But I know how.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

And he's just, he finds it adorable. And also I think that she's in the planning industry. She does event planning.

SPEAKER_02 14:04

She's seen a bottle of wine. That was really weird. I kind of flagged that kind of that was weird for me.

SPEAKER_01 14:10

But that doesn't stop him from giving her all the attention.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

Yeah, the squeaky wheel gets the oil, right?

SPEAKER_01 14:14

And the girls notice.

SPEAKER_02 14:15

Oh God. And I'm glad they called it on that crap because maybe he spent some time with them and we didn't see it. But it looked like, oh my God, let me help you. The touches, the winks, the looks. He was all about her. And I thought for sure he was gonna be like, oh, great job, Macy. Great job. No. Nothing. Nothing.

SPEAKER_01 14:32

And I could also have seen those girls who had been there for a while getting upset about this. But it's Rihanna. She's right out the gate and she's noticing it. And she hasn't even had time to connect with him. So why is she upset? She doesn't even have a bond. I think that is why she's upset. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 14:46

I think that is at least the other girls had weeks to connect. Oh. And she's she can't catch up if he's only spending time with the one of the OG girls. But I like Carson. Carson doesn't give a fuck. Yeah. I don't even like you. Let me just, I want to be a hostess. Move. On Braden's farm, he puts his four girls to work emptying seeds. And Skylar. She's a rock star here. She's a pro at emptying seeds. She's showing him how to do it. I know. She ripped that bag open. But Braden's still into Casey. Yeah. And he thinks that Cameron. Oh, that was funny when she broke a nail.

SPEAKER_01 15:23

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_02 15:23

That was so funny.

SPEAKER_01 15:24

She's a goofball though.

SPEAKER_02 15:25

I love her.

SPEAKER_01 15:26

I was worried about Cameron here because I was thinking that he liked her ignoring him, giving him a hard time. Yeah. But I was like, oh. Oh no. But he wants to know more about her. Yeah. Because she's just the funny one.

SPEAKER_02 15:36

She jokes around, she falls down. Look, I love people like this. I always say if you're gonna marry someone with a sense of whimsy, yeah, because then you'll have fun.

SPEAKER_00 15:45

But also it's true that it could be putting her in the friend zone. It she could friend zone herself. But look at her.

SPEAKER_02 15:49

I want to friend zone her.

SPEAKER_00 15:51

She's about to get vulnerable. Oh, vulnerable. This is the that's the word.

SPEAKER_02 15:57

That's the word. They sit down and have a chat. Cameron and Braden sit down and have a chat. And she says she gets inside of her head and she still can't believe he brought Skylar home. Yeah, she says that mixture was pretty hard. Yeah, yeah. And I'm glad she's still calling him on it. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 16:15

Because like it was just all glossed over.

SPEAKER_02 16:17

It is, but we've seen this time and time again. It's it's so hard not to bring home a shiny new toy. Yeah. You can have the best woman in the world, but if you dangle a new anything in front of them, they're gonna always take the bait. They're gonna always take the bait. And then Braden says he likes having fun, but he wants to see more of her. He wants her to get vulnerable.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

So she talks about not having a great example of a relationship growing up.

SPEAKER_02 16:44

Yeah, and I and he liked that. Yeah. Oh, yeah, let's trauma bond, baby. Yes, that's bring it all. The trauma bond was so trackable. Tell me about all of the bad things in your childhood. Tell me everything. He but he did tell us that he could really see them together. Yeah, he did. Now, she might be the person they're holding back this season.

SPEAKER_01 17:03

And I thought that hit him right where it needed to be. And then she said she was blushing. And so I was wondering maybe if there was something we didn't see.

SPEAKER_02 17:15

They better not cut out the good stuff, man.

SPEAKER_01 17:18

We back to Farmer Sean.

SPEAKER_02 17:20

I thought we were gonna go to Brett. We went back to Farmer Sean. Yeah. But he only Brett has only three girls, so maybe that's he's carrying a hay bale. He's carrying a hay brew. Oh, yeah. Rihanna. Yeah. Rihanna's trying to prove that she already knows that Sean's gonna pick Emily.

SPEAKER_01 17:34

This was I'm not sure. At first I was like, oh, this is kind of funny and fun. And then I was like, oh, I don't like this.

SPEAKER_02 17:40

You didn't like her calling her on and calling around? I didn't like this part. I kind of like this part. I wanted to. Because look, us women, we have instincts for a reason. And Rihanna, she's in medical school. She's she can't be wasting time here if there's nothing there. And the nature of the show is he can't just announce, I'm picking her, or the show's end. So she was like, Don't waste my time. Just tell me.

SPEAKER_01 18:06

The thing is, she wants to be the smartest girl in the room. That's true. And she's gonna make every effort to make herself look like that. And I think it's very fake. Oh. Yeah. What do you think was fake about? So she sits down with Emily and she says to her, I think you're gonna win. Yeah. And the thing was, is Emily's, oh, I don't know. I think it's too early to know that. The whole point, all these girls being there is they're like, I want to win. Nobody would still be there if they didn't really think that they had a chance of winning. Sean walks up, and then at first I thought that she was gonna confront him. Emily would walk away and that he would sit and talk to Rihanna.

SPEAKER_00 18:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:46

But no, Rihanna went and stirred up some shit.

SPEAKER_02 18:48

I feel like when he walked up, he wasn't walking up to talk to Rihanna. He was walking up to talk to Emily. You know that. You know that. So she probably felt uncomfortable with them I fucking each other. And she got up and walked away. She tried the small talk with him. He wasn't really giving her anything. So she got up and she was like, that's it. So then she's gonna go turn into a catty bitch. There was a group of women sitting by the fire. He didn't walk up to them.

SPEAKER_01 19:14

I'm just saying. But Rihanna walks over to them and says, Emily told me Sean picked her. She's the final choice. Yeah. And that's not true.

SPEAKER_02 19:24

And I think that's what we didn't see. We didn't see it. I think she probably did. And I'll tell you later why, but I think she did say in some manner that he said he's gonna pick me.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

And they cut that out. Rihanna said that and then had in her own mind this conclusion already. No. Because we did see Emily say, we don't know that. We saw her say that.

SPEAKER_02 19:45

We saw that part, but we have a room for the editors who didn't, they want that mystery. They want us not to know if it was re if he really did say that. Because honestly, they can't show that to us. The show's over. She might have said that.

SPEAKER_01 20:01

But if so, then why spill the beans with anybody else to create the drama?

SPEAKER_02 20:06

No, to tell them you're wasting your time. I'm wasting my time. You're waiting. And they honestly, although when the other girls were talking, they said something similar along the same line, too. They were all wondering if he already had locked in on Emily.

SPEAKER_01 20:21

He does have a connection with her, no doubt. And I can see why Rihanna would think that he had already made her choice, but I do not think that Emily went and said, nah, nah na na na na nah.

SPEAKER_02 20:31

I don't think it was like that. But I would tell you later something Emily said, and I was like, oh, okay. Okay, we'll get there though.

SPEAKER_01 20:39

I mean, I guess we talked. You thought that that along that in seasons past that the farmers would tell one of the girls, you're like that Mitchell told Sydney, You're my winner, just sit back and we'll pick you in the edge.

SPEAKER_02 20:51

And I said that because A, I knew that happened. But B, we the some of the contestants have told us, even in that first season, Hunter is true. Hunter was like, it's Megan, and they just kind of hung out and had fun. That is true. So this seems like it's very plausible because it has happened before. Rihanna said that Emily gave her the impression that he was picking her. Picking Emily, right? Yeah. So Rihanna tells the other girls, of course, and I'm glad she did. And she said, she's dead ass. She's dead ass. She didn't say serious, but she's dead ass serious that he's picking Emily. And I think that probably only validated what the other girls were really feeling.

SPEAKER_01 21:35

The honest thing is the whole the whole premise of the show is for the girls to feel insecure, to question their standing. That's true.

SPEAKER_00 21:43

And she just fed into that. That's true. It was really a mean girl tactic. And also dead ass is what you get if you take a Ozembic too on. Oh shit. So yeah, it's also a condition. I thought it's Ozembic face, not ass.

SPEAKER_02 21:55

Oh, it's both, man. Get that ass. So now Macy's dead. My pick. Macy's debating if she should jump shit. Yeah. But Macy had also flagged their ridiculous relationship. And she had also she was already feeling insecure about it. And I say in these situations, you have to trust your instincts.

SPEAKER_01 22:15

Don't you think? And she was such a rock star with the whole service at the restaurant that she's like, this, this, I'll shine here, he'll notice me. He did not notice her.

SPEAKER_02 22:25

He had zero fucks to give, only eyes for Emily. And these women are like 11th. Like super hot. They're not used to not getting attention. But Brett's playing darts with the ladies. Oh, it's so great to go to Brett's farm right now. I don't never thought I would say that ever. But he has three girls. Yeah. Including the new girl, Sophia.

SPEAKER_01 22:46

That's correct. She's so fucking hot. And Sophia used to go camping with her nana and papa. So this is all very nostalgic for her. This is. But you know what?

SPEAKER_02 22:55

They he pulls her for this chat. And first of all, she's gaga.

SPEAKER_01 23:00

She really is.

SPEAKER_02 23:01

Fucking gaga gorgeous. And I'm like, how can he even have a conversation with her? I would have to look away. But it was awkward combo.

SPEAKER_01 23:09

Yeah, I think that the girls roughhousing in the background overshone their relationship.

SPEAKER_02 23:16

I think, yeah, that's true. They were having, but they were like picking someone pick someone else up and they were playing darts. It was fun.

SPEAKER_01 23:23

I think that he's such a dead fish that it's hard to really have too much of uh like a spark with him.

SPEAKER_02 23:31

But I will say he's still comparatively to Awkward Alan 1.0, he's still, he's a social butterfly. Yeah. Compared to him. But it is. And I was wondering, are they is their conversation isn't blowing? Is it awkward because there is a spark there, or is it awkward because there isn't a spark there?

SPEAKER_01 23:48

And he's telling her all of the things that a girl would want to hear, but not with very much conviction.

SPEAKER_02 23:53

No, yeah, you're right. You're right. It didn't seem, I don't know why. I'm worried for Sophia too now. But he reassures her, he tells her she's easy to talk to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:01

He says he could see a future with them. I think that Brett doesn't even have a home. Yeah, we've never seen it. We've only seen his grandparents' farm. I feel like any of these girls that he chooses, they're gonna have to have a guy on the side. So that they have a place to lay their head at night and somebody to have an actual conversation with. Again, still light years ahead of Taco now. You're ready to talk about Braden because the one special lady has caught his eye. Casey. He pulls her for a chat.

SPEAKER_02 24:35

Yeah. I forgot about Casey. I forgot she even existed. He says she makes him nerfs. That's a good sign. Um and he gives her a lot of reassurance. A lot of reassurance. And I brought down, dang, is he picking Casey?

SPEAKER_01 24:49

I'm so confused this season, Christine. Because that was the vibe with Sidney and Mitchell last season that he that there were these, she's I feel seen by you. I know that we like each other even though we haven't had any time together.

SPEAKER_02 25:03

Can he reassure her your date's coming without saying your date's coming?

SPEAKER_00 25:06

Yeah, absolutely. And she is actually really cute with him.

SPEAKER_02 25:10

Casey? Yeah. She is really cute with him. She would be really cute with anyone, though. True. They'd be hard-pressed to find someone that she is not adorable with. Oh, we go back. The storm is the storm's rolling in on Sean's farm. The rumor mill has reached its cap. The tension is just electric. It's palpable. The rumor that Sean is picking Emily, it's reverberated throughout the whole house. And he's happy. And you can see Macy winding herself up. Yeah. She's pacing. She's didn't know, she's winding her. Do I go to some something's going on with Macy?

SPEAKER_01 25:44

I think that there's a reason why they say you should take count to 10. Yes, before you make a big decision. I think Macy can't help herself.

SPEAKER_00 25:55

She can't. Somebody want to say something?

SPEAKER_02 25:56

She's like, I want to say something. All the other girls are like, counting the 10. We're just gonna hang out. Yeah, we're not gonna say anything. But I do respect her. She has something on her mind. She says, Yeah, it's me. Let's talk. So she confronts him with it. Yeah. Right out the bat. She says, look. I if there's a rumor going around that you're gonna pick Emily. And he was like, Oh, they know. They know, they're on scene. It looked like that, right? It's it. It's it's he was like, Oh shit. And he's already been proven a liar. He has been proven a liar. And also, like now he's thinking, shit, if Macy goes home, who's gonna waitress? I was sent the other waitresses on vacation. I really needed that free label. Um, and he he tries to reassure her in a roundabout way. He didn't say he wasn't locked in, he said I don't know why Emily would say that or give you that impression, or he didn't say flat out that's not the case. And Macy isn't buying it anyway.

SPEAKER_01 26:54

She's like, I'm not staying here for this bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 26:56

She's a smart cookie, she's a smart girl. And I feel like Ashawn was or is really into her because he did try to keep her.

SPEAKER_01 27:04

Please, I because a lot of times when the girls say that, the guy's like, I'm sorry to see you go, but he's I really don't want you to go home. Yeah, I really want you to stay.

SPEAKER_00 27:12

We we have a great vibe. And usually that that's enough for Macy.

SPEAKER_02 27:15

Usually she was like, Okay, she needs a little reassurance, but she was like, No. I was actually kind of proud of her here too. Me too. And I feel like they're seeing things we're not seeing, and there's probably some other shit going on that she thought this was a problem. She flagged as a problem too. And again, these are 11s, they're not used to not being the center of attention. And she told us she's toxic. You have to give her all the attention. That's right. I love that about her. I was devastated because she's my pick, but she was just like, I gotta go. Yeah, I don't believe you. And he was like, It hurts me that you don't believe me. She's like, But you literally lied to you just a couple nights ago. Yeah. And to his credit, he did he did try to get her to stay, but she's I just can't. I just can't stay here. Sean says he doesn't know why Emily is saying that to the other girls. He didn't say that lie. Right. Why is Emily lying to the other girls? Why is she outing us right now? Macy leaves. He does. My my wavy-haired queen walks out. I was devastated. There goes my pick. Woo-hoo! Is your pick still there? Yeah.

unknown 28:24

God damn it.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

We're back to Britt.

SPEAKER_01 28:26

Yeah, he's in Tennessee and he's gone around to all the neighbors to see if they're gonna let him stay the night at his because he still doesn't have a place to put the ladies. They're in my grandparents' cabin.

SPEAKER_02 28:37

I need someplace. No. But he did single out Quinn for a chat. He did. It was like a romantic walk. And these farmers are light years ahead of the other farmers from seasons past. Yeah. He has so much emotional intelligence. I think again, comparatively to the other farmers, they agree they have a connection. And I feel like we saw it. They do have a connection. I agree. How can Brett she's my pick to win? How could Brit have connections with everyone else? And she also the woodworker. She's a woodworker. She's gonna build in the house. But Christine, she can only close one eye at a time.

SPEAKER_01 29:13

With Brett, you might not need to keep one eye open at night.

SPEAKER_02 29:16

That's true. He was like, Oh, I like that. She can watch me while she's sleeping. Brett says he really likes her. And he washed with her. It was kind of cute. It was kind of cute. When he says he doesn't show vulnerability, there's like he word quickly, but he does with Quinn. But also remember that he kissed Hannah.

SPEAKER_01 29:37

He did.

SPEAKER_02 29:38

And they had some major spots. That's why I'm like, how can they be vibing so much with everyone? Yeah. This is weird, except Sean. It's dinner time. Already. I was like, oh my gosh. And I thought I was happy because I thought it was over. Uh-huh. But it was, we're like halfway down. Yeah, right. Damn it. Um, Sean works the tension on the farm into a prayer.

SPEAKER_01 29:57

Yes, he said grace over the food. He's please, baby Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 30:01

Don't let these girls open up a can of whoop ass on me. Please, baby Jesus. I have no doubt Olivia could beat me in a fight. And then we go back to prep. Yeah, he's got a big decision to make tonight. Obviously, it's not if they're starting with him. He makes the decision, the hard, tough decision to ask everyone to stay.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

Yeah, because women only leave his farm on their own terms.

SPEAKER_02 30:30

So they could have technically said no, and that would that's how they're right.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

Every woman has walked out on him. Oh, it's so sad. He says, please stay. Um Brain's Farm. Yeah. Kimberly tells us that relationships are strengthening on this farm. Except for the relationship with Skylar. Naya's also just not buying that in general. Yeah, yeah, me either. Skylar really got dressed to the nines for dinner. Skylar's gorgeous. You know who she reminds me of? Linda Carter.

SPEAKER_02 31:02

Do you remember Linda Carter from One Woman's her eyes are like a translucent blue and she has dark features? It's she's breathtaking. All of them are, but he wants to. Does he pull up her chat? Did he? Yeah, he did. He wants to get to the, she's great at all opening all those bags of feed.

SPEAKER_01 31:20

But can he they connect on an emotional level? And that's what she said. We've got this farming connection, but I'm not sure there's an emotional connection. Yeah. So he thinks they can. And this is true about all relationships. And somebody said it that along the way too is that opposites do attract. You can't be too aligned or it's just boring.

SPEAKER_02 31:38

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who said that? Someone did say that. Yeah. And it was in this episode. Yeah, I know. Oh no, no. I know who says that. I know who says that. We haven't gotten there yet. But that's of course it sounds like the person because she doesn't care. She doesn't.

unknown 31:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:53

So yeah. So he tries to connect with her. She kind of turned up the bitch dial. I was like, ghost Kyler. It's like she's one of those women who she wants to be chased. And he said that. He could see that in her. He likes that she's independent, that she knows where she's going in life.

SPEAKER_01 32:12

And she tells him, We don't have a lot of time here. You're not pursuing me. You need to send somebody home.

SPEAKER_02 32:20

Yeah. And he's oh. Like, oh, I'm trying to connect with you. And you're like, you're wasting time, Braden. You're wasting time. And Skyle's F that. Hurry up. And she turns the table on him. Because she's, you need to step up and you need to choose. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:37

And he was like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 32:39

I need to see something from you. You need to make a decision. You're not doing anything here. She's kind of getting mad. Yeah, but she didn't yell at him. But she was berating him. Some men are into that, Christine. It was pretty awkward. I think, like, I think, is it Cameron who's also, I don't kind of give a shit about you? No, it's Carson. Oh, Carson, yes. Carson has zero fucks to give about Sean. But this was a different emotional twist on it. Yeah. So that it was off-putting.

SPEAKER_02 33:09

It's off-putting in the sense that Carson just doesn't give a fuck about Sean. She's this woman is angry and she wants to be pursued. Carson doesn't want you to pursue her. She's just leave me alone. I just want some wine. So yeah, it was very off-putting. She look, she didn't lie.

SPEAKER_01 33:27

Everything she said was 100% honest. He walked away from that conversation very confused.

SPEAKER_02 33:31

I thought he was going to end it there.

SPEAKER_01 33:33

I thought so too. But she he proved her point. She can't make a choice. Right. Even in the moment. And he's telling the producers, she's more concerned about who I'm going to pick to go home than actually trying to pursue a relationship with me.

SPEAKER_02 33:47

Yeah. But he knew that in the conversation and he still let it go on. And he just sat there and stewed on it.

SPEAKER_01 33:52

I love how at dinner it was like a twilight zone. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:56

And when she said, when he said, when they start heading back in after the conversation, she looked annoyed. She had this, she's oh, she rolled her eyes. I'm like, what is going on? I'm sorry, Christina.

SPEAKER_01 34:09

I can't believe she didn't walk away then either. Both of them was done. Yeah. Yeah. And then at dinner, it was like they gave us a peek into his brain. And it was like we entered another dimension. Yes. Background noise, the lady's talking, and he's just looking around. What happened? He's he, I think she really caught him off guard.

SPEAKER_02 34:27

He didn't, he it took him some time to process it.

SPEAKER_01 34:30

And then he's, wait a minute, we need to finish this conversation.

SPEAKER_02 34:33

Yeah. And you can tell, you can see the moment on his face where he gets the ick. Well, he's just roast out by her. Because then she would say things like, I don't like wine. Yes. And he was just like, he was just over her. He was. And you can't, there's no coming back from the ick anyway. So he asked her, can we have another chat?

SPEAKER_01 34:50

And he he opens up by telling her, I really didn't love our prior conversation.

SPEAKER_02 34:56

Well, you just yelled at me for a half an hour. Um she says she isn't ready for the cam, the situation that she's in.

SPEAKER_01 35:06

Yeah, but that was kind of weird because I think that wasn't what she was saying in the first conversation at all.

SPEAKER_02 35:11

Yeah, this was something else. But it does explain it a lot. Her hostility, if this is just uncomfortable for her. Yeah. And she's not used to competing with girls. Obviously, she wants to be pursued. Yeah. But these are all things she knew before she went home with him. I don't know, but maybe you really just have to be there.

SPEAKER_01 35:27

She does tell us that she trusted her heart in the process, but I don't think that was true at all.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

And then he tells her after she broke up with him, he tells her, I think it's time to say goodbye. And she goes, I just did. I already are you breaking up with me. I just told you the situation is not for me. And then he just went in breaking up with her when it was already done. He should have just been like, I agree with you now. But then he had to give his excuses and she was already over it. It was weird. It was weird. So that's two down so far tonight. Man. And Kimberly promised us three. So we know there's one more. Who will it be?

SPEAKER_01 36:06

Tensions are high in California.

SPEAKER_02 36:08

Yeah, we are back to Baby Sean's farm. He wants to wrap up the night.

SPEAKER_00 36:12

He's done.

SPEAKER_02 36:12

Rihanna. She's hot, man. She is hot. And she's she is ready to speak with Sean. She's I just want to go to bed. Uh-uh. No. Hold on. Isn't that weird? Okay, there's tensions still running high on the farm, but Sean has come up with an ingenious plan to avoid the awkwardness. He's going a nappy nap. He said he knows that the tension's high. So he does the manly thing and goes to bed. Don't check it out the next time. I'm out of here. This is too much for me emotionally. I was really turned off by that. He is 22 years old.

SPEAKER_01 36:49

He is.

SPEAKER_02 36:50

It's a lot to know.

SPEAKER_01 36:52

He did like he was upstairs.

SPEAKER_02 36:54

He's little footy pajamas. He's gonna he's gonna get his onesie. He's gonna go to bed and sleep on us. But he's avoiding the awkwardness instead of just squashing it. And I'm sure the producers are like, what? You're going where? They're like, we want this on camera. We want this on camera. Rihanna's nope. We need before you go to sleep, we need Rihanna. She's like, hell no. She pulls up.

SPEAKER_01 37:17

Yep. She wants some clarity. Yeah, she said that she cannot gauge how he's feeling. She's you have no emotions that you're sharing with us. With them, but he is with Emily. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:27

And then he loves that she wants to be a doctor, but he doesn't love that she wants to be a doctor.

SPEAKER_01 37:35

And he has this weird idea. This is a thing. I actually think this is not what he wants. It isn't what he wants now. I want a stay-at-home mom. I want somebody who's gonna stay at home and raise a family. That is not really what he wants.

SPEAKER_02 37:46

That's not what he wants. Who said that's what they want? Emily. Told them on her date that's what she wants. So now he's like, I want Emily. So now I want what Emily wants. He's also before that date, he told us he's an adventure person. That's true. He's a he's an adrenaline junkie. You're absolutely right. And now all of a sudden he wants a small, simple life on the phone. He wants to settle down.

SPEAKER_01 38:07

He wants to settle down, yes. Be a present parent. Yeah. This is all things Emily said absolutely right. Her baby vocabulary is completely shifted.

SPEAKER_02 38:17

And here's the thing why I also think it's Emily's guy into his head, because why did he decide to even bring her home? They knew she was a doctor. That's right. He loved it before when she told him. And then something switched between him bringing her home until now, and that was his date with him.

SPEAKER_01 38:35

Because he said, I don't want to go on a journey with you through medical school that's several years. He knew that. He knew that she brought her back.

SPEAKER_02 38:43

Yeah. And again, he liked that. She's really smart. She's studying to be a doctor. My my my family chose her. And she got a little hot about that. And probably because the same reason we're getting hot about that.

SPEAKER_01 38:55

You liked it last week, and now all of a sudden you don't like it. And she's like, I don't want to be with you either. Yeah. And she puts it. I need a partner who's going to be proud of me. Yes. My pursuit. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:05

And like if he told her that at the racetrack, it would have been done. But he liked it. And I don't know. I don't understand it. I do understand it. This is Emily. This is all Emily. It's not Emily's fault that she got into his head, but it is.

SPEAKER_01 39:19

He even seemed creepier to me than ever. He he his creep factor grows every episode.

SPEAKER_02 39:24

Yeah, yeah. He was annoyed that these women are questioning his honor when he's lied to them. Yeah. I feel like she got upset and then he met her. He got upset too. Instead of trying to calm the situation, he got upset too. And I think part of it is he's already made up his he's already made up his mind. He's and she keeps going and she double dumps him. Yes. She didn't you dumping me, I'm dumping you, buddy. And she's just, I don't feel like I have a connection with you. Uh you're, I think she's like, I think you can be a great father, blah, blah, blah, but kick rocks, basically. And then he kind of looked like Munchie Cheese. They're little toys with a little face. They're huge little nose. Anyway, he looks like a Jack Munchie Chi or Teddy Respite. I couldn't say no Tit button. And he reminded me, it's funny. He reminded me of that. Maybe because his eyes were like he was a deer in headlights. I think that he was just thinking, she's saying a lot of big words right now. I'm so sleepy. I just want a night. But his eyes, he looked like a deer in headlights. And then he was like, walking to the car, he was sorry if I hurt you. She says, maybe you can hurt me if you try. I love that she said that. I love that. But and even after when they were talking, after she went after him, he just looked at her like he said, cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:48

All of these big words.

SPEAKER_02 40:49

And he says, cool, cool. Yes. Oh my gosh. And I was like, dang, I want to be Rihanna when I grow up. A boss bitch. I love it.

SPEAKER_00 41:03

We love you, Rihanna. We're down with three ladies on each of the farms. The producers. Wait, before she left.

SPEAKER_02 41:11

Remember before Rihanna left. Yeah, yeah. Producers asked this is true, yes. If she wants to clear the air about what was that.

SPEAKER_01 41:18

Now, listen, I did not like all of this either. This goes back to my like not liking how she went and created unnecessary drama.

SPEAKER_00 41:25

I disagree. I disagree with you.

SPEAKER_02 41:28

And I'm using state. If this was, if this is Perry Mason, I would also use this as exhibit A. Okay, let's hear it. Because the producer said to my recollect recollection, she said, Do you want to clear the air about what was said to you? And then she said, I'm not gonna start gossip, which is weird because she did gossip about it. Yes, that's the whole thing. She said, What was said to you? If you want to clear the air, something was said to her that we didn't hear. No, I take that different.

SPEAKER_01 41:56

I object to your evidence, Michelle. Oh, damn it! Objection sustained. Because I actually think that's the producer saying to her, you went back and told the girls that Emily, you went back and told the girls that Emily told you Sean is gonna choose you in the end. And I think that the producers are saying to you, saying to Rihanna, do you want to actually clarify that you told Emily I think he's gonna choose you in the end? Well, and that Emily said, Oh, we can't really know that yet. It's beneath her to insult someone's character. Which I thought was pretty a shocking statement because I think that her character has already been down in the dump cycle. I disagree a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_02 42:48

I love her, I love her character. She knew that she got caught in a lie and she wasn't gonna double down on it. I don't, I think the opposite. I think she didn't want to. I think Emily said something.

SPEAKER_01 42:59

I love how you've got rose-colored glasses on when it comes to that.

SPEAKER_02 43:02

I just, because I'm seeing what she's seeing. I'm seeing what all of those girls are seeing.

SPEAKER_01 43:07

I told you how his whole verbiage has changed. I think that Rihanna knew that she wasn't gonna get picked, and so she wanted to stir up some shit.

SPEAKER_02 43:16

I think she's a medical student and she don't want to want nobody wasting her fucking time.

SPEAKER_01 43:20

She thinks that she's the smartest girl in the room, and that's what she wants to go and try to prove.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

And there's a commercial. Thank God. Because I just a general note for all these commercials in the show, which was like really weird for the show, there were like 50% for depression drugs. Oh, wow. They're like mostly depression drug commercials. But I'm like, why do they think the people watching this show are in need of depression drugs? But hey, after that conversation with Sean, maybe I could use some.

SPEAKER_01 43:49

So I I might I watch on Hulu the next day. I can't even watch this live, so I don't have any commercials.

SPEAKER_02 43:54

Oh, you didn't miss anything. You're just a lot of depressing, depressing commercial. Okay, so when we get back. I popped my depression drugs. And Sean and Emily are spending more time together.

SPEAKER_01 44:06

We're down to three girls on each farm.

SPEAKER_02 44:08

Oh my God. And Sean's like, she's gonna have to explain why she outed us. So they're on the couch and they're and they're talking, and they're like, her leg, they're all entwined with each other, and they're all very cozy with each other. And Emily seems blindsided.

SPEAKER_01 44:26

Did you also see them chasing that dog? Oh, that was cute. She seemed to wind it. Sean didn't catch that dog. No, somebody else came. Yeah. He's oh no, mommy, the dog got out. Call the bar up hand and he came and captured the dog. Yes, yeah. Call call the help.

SPEAKER_02 44:42

Call the help to catch the dog. Um, and Emily was so out of breath. So when they sit down and they're all cuddly, Emily's she seems blindsided when he's why are you telling all the girls that I'm picking you? That's not what we agreed on.

SPEAKER_01 44:56

It did kind of seem like that a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 44:58

And she's had she has no idea what she said that would have made her draw that.

SPEAKER_01 45:08

Do you think she's legitimately confused? I think she's acting. Yeah, I think that when he said that to her, she's oh, they told you that. Oh, that got back to you. Yeah. I was like, oh crap.

SPEAKER_00 45:17

And you remember Olivia also warned us about Emil.

SPEAKER_02 45:24

Yes, you're right. You're right. And with Carson, we said, when there's smoke, there's some fire here.

SPEAKER_01 45:29

That's true. She did.

SPEAKER_02 45:30

It's not like it was just Rihanna.

SPEAKER_01 45:33

Because when he confronted her lips actually cringed. She's like, Yeah. She's like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 45:37

Yeah, you found out about that. She told she told me she wasn't gonna tell anyone. And then she said, she said, oh, and then she said something. She she did say something that if I were Perry Mason, I would rest my case after this. She said she was like, I know I wouldn't know where they got the pressure. I shouldn't have said that. I don't know why they thought that because you could just change your mind tomorrow and it would make me look stupid.

SPEAKER_01 46:04

You could change your mind tomorrow. She did say that. She says, I'm not sure what I said to make them deduce that. And he has already shown us that he changes his mind on a whim. He does change his mind on a whim. And you're right, she did say you could change your mind tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 46:22

Which makes me think his mind is set on her and he could change it elsewhere. Boom!

SPEAKER_01 46:27

I rest my case, Your Honor. The thing is, is I will say that Sean never really knows what he wants. And he in his, and depending on what somebody tells him he wants, that could change. So he could have said to her, I really like you. I want to pick you in the end. But that doesn't mean he's going to, or that she even felt sure that he was going to, because she knows this about him too.

SPEAKER_02 46:49

I think she told Rihanna that he said he was going to pick me. I think she did tell her that. But she acknowledges that he could change his mind on that. And she probably said, Don't tell anyone, just between you and me, so you don't waste your time. He said that. And I think we didn't see it. We didn't see it any purposefully because then the show's over. But I do think there's some truth to that.

SPEAKER_01 47:09

She's way too good for him.

SPEAKER_02 47:11

Emily?

SPEAKER_01 47:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:12

Yeah. Probably. All these women are always too good for these men. Yeah. I concur. We're okay. Sean buys it. Okay. Sure. Prima Brett.

SPEAKER_01 47:24

He teaches the girls how to rope. You borrowed some ropes and a ranch from a neighbor.

SPEAKER_02 47:29

Those ropes look brand new. Like they hadn't been broken in. That's true. I feel like he took them out. He ordered them on Amazon. Yeah, yeah. Unwrap them and then just start using them. They all have fun trying to rope the steer. Or it wasn't a steer, it was one of the decoy things. He's gone along with the tractor.

SPEAKER_01 47:48

And I think that the girls were about the same level as him. I think so. I think it was also his first time roping.

SPEAKER_02 47:55

And he's he's a rodeo guy, right? What he says. Um and they all have fun except sexy Sophia. She didn't seem to be having anyone. Um so Carson has had enough. Oh, I guess we're back on show.

SPEAKER_01 48:16

She has not had any one-on-one time, so she's gonna make some time for herself.

SPEAKER_02 48:21

Which I love, but also Emily's had a ton of one-on-one time and a date. And she Carson hasn't had any one-on-one time since that time they had a conversation when she first got to the farm. Right. That's bonkers.

SPEAKER_01 48:35

She got herself all dolled up. She got herself all dolled up. And she tells us and the production. She's so pretty. If he comes in for a kiss, I am not gonna kiss him.

SPEAKER_02 48:43

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 48:44

Which right away, you knew there was gonna be a kiss.

SPEAKER_02 48:47

It has to be a kiss. She makes this cute little s'mores picnic by the fireplace. And she built that fire herself, Michelle. I'm sure when she turned on that gas. She says, uh, okay, so he comes in and I think he likes it. He likes that she made the effort. Yeah. He would have liked it better if it was Emily, but he liked it. He says, when he first saw her, saw her bio. When you first saw her bio, she was very high on his list.

SPEAKER_01 49:13

That's right. That's right. They both like national parks and traveling. There he goes again. Who doesn't like that? Who doesn't? Me.

SPEAKER_02 49:21

Oh, Michelle, that's not true. I hate camping. I hate the camping experience. I would me and Sean, baby Sean would not be compatible.

SPEAKER_01 49:28

So she's the one who says, or there is in this conversation, is where it's said, you don't want to have somebody who has too much of your same commonalities.

SPEAKER_02 49:37

She outfit him. Did you see this?

SPEAKER_01 49:39

Yes, she did.

SPEAKER_02 49:40

She can't went in and he agrees with everything she says. He really does mirror her emotionally.

SPEAKER_01 49:47

And this is the thing about him. He's always going to agree with whoever, whoever is last in front of him is who he's going to pick in the ass.

SPEAKER_02 49:53

Yeah, I think you're right. Because she because he was like, We have so much in common. I love that we have so much in common. And she's you don't want to have too much in common. He's like, Yeah, you don't. No, you don't want to have too much in common.

SPEAKER_01 50:03

You're right. And I think that I like adventure if you like adventure.

SPEAKER_02 50:06

Exactly. And then he goes in for a kiss. And then she says like, why are you looking at me like that? Yeah. And just they're like giggly school kids, sorta. And he goes in for a kiss. And she tells us, I didn't even know we had chemistry like that. I'm like, then why are you there? Carson is the great mystery of this season. I'm like, what is going on? But um he liked his her sense of humor.

SPEAKER_01 50:30

Yeah. And that was the biggest compliment he could have given her.

SPEAKER_02 50:33

Yeah. And she kept saying, That's the best thing to say.

SPEAKER_01 50:35

That's the best thing to say. So he's gonna say it again next time because she told him to.

SPEAKER_02 50:38

Yeah, he's gonna so now he leaves this situation a totally different man, wanting totally different things. And I'm confused.

SPEAKER_01 50:47

I'm confused. He's confused, and I really do think that whatever someone tells him to think is what he's gonna think.

SPEAKER_02 50:52

I think you're on to something there.

SPEAKER_01 50:54

Yeah. And whoever has his ear last, I think that's it. Next time it's must see TV.

SPEAKER_02 50:59

Is it?

SPEAKER_01 51:00

Is it the farmers are gonna choose the final two?

SPEAKER_02 51:03

Well, I will say I have no idea what's happening because I've never seen this many self-eliminations before. And I I count Skylar as a self-elimination, I count Rihanna as a self-elimination too. Agreed. I don't think they would have sent them home if either of them hadn't pushed back.

SPEAKER_01 51:18

Yes. They were basically saying it was just the conversation was already there. Yeah. And he's like, I'm gonna say it before you say it. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 51:25

Skylar's like, this situation isn't working. Oh yeah? Well, it's not working for me either, babe. You know, I count those costs of the self-elimination ratio is so high. I have it doesn't even matter who they pick, it matters is who's gonna stick around.

SPEAKER_00 51:41

I think that we've had this conversation in seasons past. They have to pick the guy. They do, they really do.

SPEAKER_02 51:47

But I don't feel like we've had this many self-eliminations before in seasons past. We've had some, yes, but this was wild.

SPEAKER_01 51:54

It wasn't quite the bloodbath of last week, but pretty darn close. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 51:59

Um, so next week they're gonna have these secret dates. Yeah. And the ladies write down date ideas anonymously, and the farmers will pick that date. Yeah, and they'll get stuck with whoever wrote the I like this because it will prevent them from just picking the the ones that they're really sexually attracted or whatever, the ones who haven't had that much time, they get a fair shot. Right. And then, yeah, the final two. Who do you think the final two are gonna be?

SPEAKER_01 52:22

I'm still sticking. I know, I don't, but I mean, we both talked about Emily being the winner from the get from the get-go. The thing for for Braden, right? But the thing is, is that her name? No, Emily is baby Sean's. Who's the who's the one who's the um and uh an aesthetician from Utah? Quinn, no, oh Britney.

SPEAKER_02 52:42

We both picked we both picked up.

SPEAKER_01 52:43

Yeah, we both picked Britney. And now I'm really kind of concerned. I think that he's not gonna choose her. I still have Quinn for Brett, and oh and I still have Olivia for Sean, which actually you always said they're the one that's held back, and they have not shown a lot of her. Yeah. So I kind of feel pretty strongly about that.

SPEAKER_02 53:01

Yeah, I have Brit Brittany still in it was my pick. Macy's gone. Brandon, I had a Hannah. They had a great date, but that honestly, in this great date up front, it does not bode well for you. Yeah. So I'm just, I have no idea what's gonna happen. Even if he does pick someone they might eliminate themselves, I'm just so confused.

SPEAKER_01 53:20

I'm sticking with my choices.

SPEAKER_02 53:22

I I will stick with my choices. I don't, I'm not confident in my choices as I was when I started this process, but all of yours are still in the game. Yeah. That's wild. This is it's not over yet, but I will give you applause for that because you're usually horrible at this. And I, okay, so if this was a courtroom and you were a jury, what do you think about my case against Emily? It's not even Emily, it's Sean.

SPEAKER_01 53:44

My case was against Sean. I still think that the reason that Rihanna didn't want to have more conversation with the production team when she left was because she knew she was caught in a lie.

SPEAKER_02 53:55

Let's contact Rihanna.

SPEAKER_01 53:56

I think that her character was at question and the jury, that's the thing. When you have a character witness and you can't rely on their testimony, it's just unreliable. Now, who on the show testimony we should not rely on? Most of all, Sean.

SPEAKER_02 54:12

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. He's the proven liar. Yes. So if anyone's word I'm gonna question, it's his. Yes. Not necessarily her. She hasn't proved to us yet. I don't think she proved to us.

SPEAKER_01 54:24

I think Emily said, change your mind. I think that next season, when we're recapping Farmer Wants a Wife, it will be Sean with the mugshot that we're talking about.

SPEAKER_02 54:32

You think it's gonna be him? Yeah, just do you or something?

SPEAKER_01 54:38

It's a weird sublime thing happening. Find out that he has some secret stash of women in a cellar or something. I don't know, like something really creepy.

SPEAKER_02 54:47

He just keeps bringing groups of women in to work in his restaurant and then imprisoning them in his basement. Damn. He is really struggling. Sean is really struggling. And you know what I was hoping they did? Remember in seasons past, they bring the friends and family to kind of weigh in on these girls. Yes. I feel like he needs a sounding board that's not just the producers. Yes, he is just making a mess of all of this.

SPEAKER_00 55:11

I feel like if his mom was like, pick this one.

SPEAKER_01 55:14

Because I don't think that he's ever made a decision on his own in life. 22. Yeah, he's always had his mom to choose for him.

SPEAKER_02 55:20

Do you think 22 is too young to even do this promise? I don't think girls are that young and they're handling themselves.

SPEAKER_01 55:25

The sad part is I was married by the time I was 22. So I want to say no.

SPEAKER_02 55:30

You were. But also You're so married? Yeah. Yeah, so there you go.

SPEAKER_01 55:34

But Sean's really immature.

SPEAKER_02 55:36

He's not even a mature 22.

SPEAKER_01 55:38

Right. Yeah, I think you're right. I think that's when lies the problem. It's funny because Brett is our oldest farmer, but I think that he's even mature beyond his years.

SPEAKER_02 55:46

Yeah, I agree. I agree. And like when we first saw their picture, I was like, oh my God, he's he gives off a maturity, even in the picture.

SPEAKER_01 55:54

It might be a false sense though, because I'm really still wondering where he lives. He's in Homer. Oh, you mean for real life. For real life.

SPEAKER_02 56:03

Oh Chicago.

SPEAKER_01 56:05

And that's the thing, is it's been this overall facade of he has a tequila company and a granola bar company, but he's on the farmer wants a wife.

SPEAKER_02 56:14

Yeah, yeah. Look, none of these guys are real.

SPEAKER_01 56:17

We've been disappointed so many times when we find out they're really farmers. I think is the only legit farmer this year.

SPEAKER_02 56:23

Yeah, and we see it because he opens up bags of feed. He has those big expensive traits. Oh, that's true. That's true.

SPEAKER_01 56:33

He doesn't know how to rope.

SPEAKER_02 56:35

He doesn't even have any.

SPEAKER_01 56:36

He doesn't know how to expect the log of wood for the fire.

SPEAKER_02 56:39

He did not know how to cut that log. That was messed up, man.

SPEAKER_01 56:42

Talk about gathering evidence.

SPEAKER_02 56:43

I know, I know. I you know what? I am worried though for next week that since Sophia didn't really have fun. She didn't seem like she was having fun. I think she might be gone next week. But I think she's gonna eliminate herself. I don't think he's gonna interesting.

SPEAKER_01 56:54

He's used to that by now.

SPEAKER_02 56:57

He was like, Imagine everyone's bag's already packed. Just let me know. Okay. Uh I think that's it. That's it for this week. Oh my, we did this painfully sober, guys. I also went to the chiropractor and she said my boobs were an issue.

SPEAKER_01 57:12

I've been when from when I was in high school, I always said, at some point in life, I'm gonna get a breast reduction. I said the same. And then I just never did.

SPEAKER_00 57:20

My husband begs me not to every single time.

SPEAKER_01 57:22

That's awesome! Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you guys. It was another week of fun. It was a wild week.

SPEAKER_02 57:29

Let us know what you're thinking here. Spread some rumors. I'm just so fucking, yeah. I'm so fucking, I'm so fucking confused right now. I have no idea what's going on.

SPEAKER_01 57:38

And issue us your verdict. Who's right about Rihanna?

SPEAKER_02 57:42

It's I'm right. I'm right. It's okay. Don't be able to do that. We only need 12 votes. You can say it. You can say it. It's me. It's me. Thank you guys for joining us. And I guess we're gonna do this again next week. See you next week. Bye!

SPEAKER_03 57:53

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