S4 E6 - 'Potters Pineapple Picker' (Feat. Emily Kenneally)

🎙️✨ Season 4, Episode 6 — “Emily Kenneally”

This week on The All Exclusive Podcast, Jack Jenkins welcomes the wonderfully weird and wildly talented Emily Kenneally! 🌟

From her ever-growing collection of strange trinkets — including tarot cards, a cauldron, and who knows what else  — to her mysteriously Australian-but-not-quite accent, Emily brings a whole new energy to the studio.

She also chats about her passion for teaching British Sign Language (BSL) 🤟 and the joy of helping others connect through communication.

It’s magical, meaningful, and full of laughs — the perfect mix for The All Exclusive Podcast!

👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe so you never miss an episode.
#TheAllExclusivePodcast #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #PottersResorts #BSL #TarotCards #EmilyKenneally

Chapters

• 0:00 Quick Intro, YouTube Push, Prize Tease
• 4:47 Meet Emily: Coffee, Cabaret, And Shows
• 9:10 Opera Bits, Making Up Italian, Backstage Games
• 16:30 Training, Shakespeare On Zoom, First Job At Five Lakes
• 22:30 Building The Resort, First Gigs, Musical Memories
• 28:10 Disney Chat, Performing With Sean, Mind Reading Tales
• 35:10 Crystal Balls, Trinkets, And Silly Challenges
• 40:56 The Moo Game Twist And Accents
• 44:50 Deafness, BSL, And Singing With In‑Ears
• 51:09 Wrong Answers Only: The ABC Quiz
• 58:40 Perfect Potters Day And Activities
• 1:02:50 Line Dance Live: Country Meets Choreo
• 1:06:10 Playlist Pick And The Zen Garden Rant
• 1:12:45 Quickfire: Crisps, Boots, Elephants, Time Capsule
• 1:20:25 Desert Island Picks And Final Laughs
• 1:25:02 Outro: Captions, Smell-O-Vision, And Traitors Chat

Transcript

unknown: 0:00

Oh one, two, three, four.

SPEAKER_02: 0:04

Ashley, we're back again. Another week. Yes. Another week. Another week. And it said doesn't it feel like only just five minutes ago we were recording the introductions for Little X Ben and Becky Rickman-Jenkins. That's because it was. We're going back to back with this one, baby. Yeah, we are. We are. Yes, uh, because of uh well I'm away at the moment. I've been up in Scotland doing the bowls, and then I'm back. I'm taking some time off. So we're recording these introductions back to back. But today we've got a wonderful episode once again.

SPEAKER_03: 0:42

Because you're in Scotland, how would that sound like if you were a cow?

SPEAKER_02: 0:48

Meh.

SPEAKER_03: 0:50

Very good.

SPEAKER_02: 0:51

Well, how was your how's your Scottish cow? It's wonderful, thank you for asking. I just wanted to know. Meh. Oh, that's not a bad one. Ross the runner.

SPEAKER_03: 1:01

No.

SPEAKER_02: 1:02

His his cow's got a sore throat. Um, yes, we're gonna jump straight into this episode today. We're gonna do things a little bit shorter because uh we've not edited the episode yet. Um, but we obviously wanted to bring you this episode today, and we wanted to say a quick hello to make sure that you are liking, subscribing, and joining us on YouTube to watch the episodes as well. Very important to do that. We're trying to get over a thousand subscribers on YouTube. We are well, we don't know where we're at at this point in time.

SPEAKER_03: 1:33

We're close. And and if you could comment below saying, because this is something I've always wondered uh on the YouTube, because you need your eyes for it, so you have to concentrate somewhat. Is where? Where are you currently now watching it on YouTube? Is it a a work stall? Is it an airport? Are you on water? I always find it interesting to to see where where you are. And also, we will give a prize uh to the most unusual place.

SPEAKER_02: 2:04

Oh, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_03: 2:05

Thank you. In the comments. Yeah, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 2:08

No, no, you you tell us in the comments and we'll find that.

SPEAKER_03: 2:11

Yeah, and the way you how are we gonna give them what's the prize? Ah, well, what the prize is going to be a visit to the studio. I don't I'm we're not signed off on that, but we'll think about yeah, no, that's not a bad idea. How about that? Or just like a pet pen, a branded pen pen and pencil and some fun.

SPEAKER_02: 2:33

I think maybe we'll come and come and see the studio sit in in the chair.

SPEAKER_03: 2:37

Yeah. It's that with that sound exciting.

SPEAKER_02: 2:40

I don't think it does.

SPEAKER_03: 2:40

It's not that exciting, is it? Reach into the screen, should we reach in together? Reach into the screen. I forgot about that one. High five. And that's also it reminded me of something. Can we remember 3D? Do you remember when it kind of came and went with TVs?

SPEAKER_02: 2:57

Do you know and do you remember was it 4D when they like used to shake the chairs and yeah, that was good.

SPEAKER_03: 3:03

No, but I'm talking about just 3D. Yeah like you have to put special glasses on and sometimes it was like blue and red. It it kind of was big in the noughties. 3D was it never really it never took off, did it? No, it's still a thing, isn't it? Not not like an I wouldn't, not in what in your household. Comment if you've got a 3D T comment if you're watching this in 3D.

SPEAKER_02: 3:24

I don't think is it possible? No, it's not possible.

SPEAKER_03: 3:28

Ross, can you make this 3D, please?

SPEAKER_02: 3:31

You could do, because surely there's like YouTube AI, or do you need special cameras for that? Special cameras and stuff. You don't want to you don't imagine that one day though. Coming to you in 3D. More dimensions than you need. That is actually the most talented thing I think you've done so far. Um I'm very passionate about that. Can you give us uh you're listening to the all exclusive podcast? You're listening to the all-inclusive podcast. No, no.

SPEAKER_03: 3:57

You know the name of the just read it off the card. Coming to you in four dimensions. The all exclusive podcast. Coming to you in five dimensions. We've got the ears and the eyes. There's more we can do.

SPEAKER_02: 4:13

We yeah, but that it's taken us four seasons to get a camera.

SPEAKER_03: 4:17

What about hear me out? Hear me out.

SPEAKER_02: 4:23

Smell a vision. Nobody knows because you've just told us you've not had a shower for three weeks. Yeah, that is true. Um and he still hates his tiles. Anyway, uh, let's get straight into this episode. Because there was a very funny thing that happened during this episode.

SPEAKER_03: 4:38

Oh, Emily, yes.

SPEAKER_02: 4:39

It was it was a lot of fun. It was great talking to Emily. Yeah, and she is such a lovely human being.

SPEAKER_03: 4:46

Wonderful, yeah, absolutely wonderful. I I she tricked me.

SPEAKER_02: 4:51

She tricked us all. Yeah. And it was very funny watching you to try and figure out the in during the Where A Move From Where A Move From game. Yep. It was very funny to uh watch you really crumble during that moment.

SPEAKER_03: 5:07

Yeah, I've uh she's got a good stor. It's a good story. Yeah, she has a really good story. Um, she's wonderful, wonderful, yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 5:14

Uh so we're really looking forward to this episode. So let's get straight into it then. This is Emily Keneally on the All Exclusive Podcast. First play. Other than that, yeah, we're just gonna we're just gonna chat about different things, really. Just all sorts of different stuff. Um you've got what what was your drink? What did you go for?

SPEAKER_04: 5:59

Cappuccino.

SPEAKER_02: 6:00

Cappuccino. Any particular reason why? Yeah, we're just sort of we've just been we've just been talking to um to Beggs. Little legs are back. Well he's trying to build up coffee. Like, you know, his coffee tolerance and things like that.

SPEAKER_03: 6:14

So you know he's he's weaning himself onto coffee to impress his father in law to be. Wow. So he's trying to be, you know, uh I won't I wouldn't say like to be a man, it's not manly thing, so I wouldn't say that, but in terms of like just uh a strength thing.

SPEAKER_04: 6:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 6:29

So you you're you've gone straight for the cappuccino.

SPEAKER_04: 6:32

Straight in. I don't know. I've always had coffee, probably since I was way too young. So I've just always, I don't know, a bit of a coffee girl, I guess.

SPEAKER_03: 6:40

Coffee girl?

SPEAKER_04: 6:41

Coffee girl, yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 6:42

Um when they say, so when we mentioned about Starbucks, but other brands are available, and they say, What is can I take a name? Yeah, as an entertainer, do you do you ever play with that sometimes?

SPEAKER_04: 6:55

I don't. I'm I'll just tell them, Emily, straight to the point. However, if I'm with another entertainer, then they will play. Sean, for example, will um always give a peculiar name, and it'll be similar to my name, but there'll be something that and then they'll be looking at me like, oh, how do you spell that? And I'm just like, oh, and obviously I'll go along with it because I can't look too much of a fool. So yeah, but no, otherwise I'm just gonna go straight in with the name.

SPEAKER_03: 7:20

Straight in with the name. Straight in. Okay. Okay, good to know. Um so what what age were you? Said you you started young, we're talking the on the bottle from birth. Like what coffee? Straight in with coffee. Straight in with coffee.

SPEAKER_04: 7:31

Um, I don't know, really. Um I remember when I was on holiday, um, one time when Anna and Grandad, we used to go come in all the time, and uh my grandad used to have these little sachet, you know, the pre-made coffee things. And he had one, and he was like, Oh, you should try it. I don't know how old I was, maybe like seven or eight. Obviously, you've not been addicted to coffee since I was seven or eight, because that would have been wild. Um, but yeah, I tried that one time, and then throughout school, every morning.

SPEAKER_02: 7:58

Bouncing off the walls. Bouncing off the walls already. Uh we were just talking about uh well, because you were obviously getting the coffee. We were just talking about Cabaret Club and uh being excited to open that. Well, by the time this goes out, it would well it'll definitely be up here.

SPEAKER_01: 8:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 8:13

Um it would be up at Houghton as well. Um it's exciting. It's exciting to go and get involved in uh in a new show. What shows are you involved in at the moment then?

SPEAKER_04: 8:22

Currently I'm in Simply and I absolutely love that. I absolutely love that so much. The Lame's section is obviously my favourite bit. Love that. Um but yeah, Cadbury, there's just something different about it. I don't know what it is. I think, like I said, I love that vibe. It's quite chic, I guess. Um and it's fun as well. I like the elements of the comedy, making it that little bit more I don't know what the word is, but yeah, no, I love it. It's fun, really fun. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02: 8:47

Spotlight, are you involved in that, I suppose? Not so much, actually. No.

SPEAKER_04: 8:50

No, I haven't done spotlight. Uh Gemma and Sarah have predominantly done that, and Sean and Ben. But I love it though. That probably is one of my favourite shows, just because I love the musicals. But yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 9:00

You were you were involved in the old variety show, weren't you? Yes, yeah, I was.

SPEAKER_04: 9:04

Did Variety, good old variety?

SPEAKER_02: 9:06

Because you did the opera bit, right? I I tried to do some research before this just to find the bits and pieces about different people. So you how was doing the opera side of things? Is that something you've trained in before?

SPEAKER_04: 9:17

Um so I I am trained in musical theatre, and um I've always liked a bit of opera. Um, but never, never anything I never thought I'd end up singing in opera. And I remember when it was brought up to me and I thought it was a joke, so I've giggled and I was like, oh yeah, all right. There was like no way. We think you could give it a go. Um and then yeah, then I absolutely loved it. I'm not gonna lie, I did make up the Italian for a little while.

SPEAKER_02: 9:39

I think everybody does. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 9:41

Literally, and I still think that, yeah, it probably wasn't could you give us some Italian now?

SPEAKER_02: 9:48

I think no, I want to see how convincing how convincing can you be, whether it's true or not.

SPEAKER_03: 9:53

Uh I think we should all you're gonna laugh. Oh if you do, I'll I could have a fake Italian right now.

SPEAKER_05: 9:59

Oh god, you you should demonstrate it first.

SPEAKER_02: 10:01

This could get worrying. We could be shut down. We have well look, we uh at one point had listeners all over the world. Well I don't know about Italy, Italy, Italia.

SPEAKER_05: 10:10

No, no, no, no, Italia.

SPEAKER_02: 10:11

I don't know how I did them. Oh that's all so you can you remember any Italian? Can you remember any bits from the song there? Or is it God be God Mezzo? Was it just the phonetics?

SPEAKER_04: 10:20

Is that how you I think well it was a lot of that I remember being a lot of oh mio and then No, there's not much there.

SPEAKER_02: 10:31

It must be difficult, actually.

SPEAKER_04: 10:32

Well, do you know I think I if I really thought about it, I probably could, but there was a good section in the middle where I had a few different videos of where I'd like, I'll I'll get the videos to keep them, and I listened to the three of them and they were all completely different. And I was like, Emily, you're you're a scam. You can't keep doing this. And I was so petrified that we'd have a guest who was like native to Italy come up to me, be like, You're a complete con. Because some other guests would be like, Oh, that was lovely. And I'd be like, Oh, that's very kind of you, thank you so much. No, no, but I was a scammer.

SPEAKER_02: 11:03

Because Brian Graves at Hopton on C still does a little bit, he still does our Osolo mio. Oh but I'm I'm convinced he's just making it up. I'm convinced he's making it up. Sometimes it sounds gotta do with it. It sounds like the odd variety was a lot of fun though, right?

SPEAKER_04: 11:22

Oh, I loved it. I did. I loved it so much. Um, yeah, for a little while it was like the highlight of the week, I suppose, because we just once we got comfortable with the show, you know what it's like, you start having more fun and you know, playing sick tricks on each other, and it was just such a giggle. Um but yeah, I think it it ran its course, we had the most fun with it, and yeah, it's good memories.

SPEAKER_02: 11:42

Have you got any have you got any memories of backstage, like you say about playing tricks on each other, any sort of like Yes.

SPEAKER_04: 11:48

I thought um Oh, I don't even know how I could say this. We have we've played a game before um with a penny.

SPEAKER_01: 11:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 11:57

And it was essentially someone would start with the penny and you'd have to pass it to someone on stage. And if they're giving you that penny, you have to take the penny, you can't not take the penny.

SPEAKER_02: 12:06

We we played this for the. Have you done this? I'm glad that we're all the old simply the best. We did this. Yeah. And I can't remember what it was now. It was I don't think it was a sponge. It was something. But it was something of that nature. I can't really remember, but it's yeah, yeah, you you treat you don't want it. Do you start?

SPEAKER_04: 12:23

No, oh my goodness, if you have it at the end, then you've lost. But yeah, just silly things like that.

SPEAKER_03: 12:28

We do that a couple of times, or I think we've we've got these new tokens that have come out. Oh, lucky coin. Yeah. Yes, yeah, yeah. Are they here as well?

SPEAKER_04: 12:36

No, I've seen them advertised, but I don't think we've got them here yet.

SPEAKER_03: 12:39

I held one for the first time yesterday. I guess they're weighty, aren't they? Yeah. I believe I think, and for the listeners to to watch this, that I think for the Cabaret Club that is the new thing we pass around secretly. Uh but if Roxy's listening, we're not gonna try to.

SPEAKER_04: 12:53

I was gonna say if we we are not gonna get in trouble. Um, yeah, no, we could uh definitely think about that.

SPEAKER_02: 13:01

Even if we don't play that game, people are gonna be looking out to see if we are.

SPEAKER_04: 13:06

I think that's it. I think there is so many little things and tricks, and even the tech team get involved, they'll be winding us up at the back of the room, like everyone's in on something. So maybe that's something for the guests to keep an eye out on. What game we could possibly be playing.

SPEAKER_02: 13:19

I think but it's what it's one of those things in entertainment if you're having fun, it really reads, it really shows to the guests or the audience, should I say. Um yeah. Yes. No, it's yeah, it's wonderful sort of being a part of those sort of mo moments.

SPEAKER_04: 13:33

Yeah, no, absolutely. Those good fun.

SPEAKER_02: 13:35

What's sort of your so what's your first experience of like your like job role then? Or not here, I'm talking about in entertainment entirely. Where where did that come from?

SPEAKER_04: 13:45

Um I've always been a little bit of a loud child. And so my mum uh That's all the coffee. Yeah, that's a coffee. Oh, it's a nightmare. But um, yeah, so my mum, obviously, when I was a kid, did the same thing that most parents do, sent me off drama school like as a kid on Saturdays, and um I loved it. And then I'm not very not academic, but I think where I am a little bit eccentric, I quite like obviously singing and dancing. So I fell with it, completely fell in love with it, and then it was my everything.

SPEAKER_02: 14:16

Um there was no other choice but no other choice.

SPEAKER_04: 14:19

And um Do you want to shout out the drama school? Oh, I was at East 15, I went to East 15. Uh but that was when I was a little older. I was at a a Saturday school called Paul's Theatre School in Hornchurch. That's where I thought it was like a little kid's drama school.

SPEAKER_02: 14:34

Brian Graves, I'm gonna keep mentioning his name from Hornchurch.

SPEAKER_04: 14:37

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02: 14:38

He just always shouts at Hornchurch. So I could I know a lot about Brian.

SPEAKER_04: 14:42

Love about Brian.

SPEAKER_03: 14:44

Did you say Raw RuPaul's from drag race?

SPEAKER_04: 14:46

Oh no, no. Um, no, just just Paul. I think they call it just a little bit. Yeah, just a regular Paul. Love RuPaul. Yeah. Love the drag race. That's what I was talking about. I was a child in just a regular Saturday school. Oh nothing too exciting, I suppose. Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 15:01

Um, yeah, and then I did um what sort of things did you do with East 15 then? Because there's quite a few different bits and shows and stuff.

SPEAKER_04: 15:07

Yeah, so I was on um the acting and community theatre course, and uh yeah, it was it was uh it was mainly acting because that was the route I was gonna go down because I'm quite tall. Um so I had a dance teacher when I was quite young, be like, Oh, you're probably not gonna fit in a chorus line because I'm like six foot tall. Um so I was like, Great, I'll go down the acting, singing, I'll be a serious actor, and here I am. But uh yeah, so I we did a few plays there for Shakespeare, quite enjoy a bit Shakespeare. Um, my second year um was on Zoom because it was COVID.

SPEAKER_01: 15:41

It's weird, isn't it?

SPEAKER_04: 15:42

Really bizarre. So doing Shakespeare in my boyfriend's bedroom was a little bit peculiar to a Zoom camera.

SPEAKER_02: 15:48

Um can't remember any Italian. Can you remember any Shakespeare?

SPEAKER_04: 15:54

Yeah, maybe not right now, but they'd crash me on a connoisseur. Oh, it's the pressure.

SPEAKER_03: 15:59

What was the the play?

SPEAKER_04: 16:01

Uh we did Twelfth Night. Okay. We did do Twelfth Night and the Play That Can't Be Named. We did that one too.

SPEAKER_03: 16:07

What was that one called?

SPEAKER_04: 16:08

The M1. You know that one? Um, we did that one. But uh and I really loved it. We had to do a a project with uh one of our articulation tutors who made us go through all of the sonnets, every single one. Um but no, I love that, but like I said, it was bizarre on Zoom. Um but yeah, that I left there, and um it was actually Ross uh who got me my job here. Yeah. So yeah, Ross, who's obviously not with us anymore, was an entertainer, a brilliant comedian, and um he got in touch with Sean and was like, Oh, isn't your like girlfriend just graduated drama school, etc.? This place Potters is opening, like a new one, around the corner, and they want an entertainer. So I was like, Oh, sure, I'll go for it. And yeah, that was like over three years ago now, which is so crazy.

SPEAKER_03: 16:57

When you say you go for it, what did you have to do?

SPEAKER_04: 17:00

Um, so I had an interview and I had to show uh some showreel footage of myself singing, and yeah, I came in and I was driving down all the country lanes. As you know, we are in the middle of a field here at Five Lakes, and I was thinking, where on earth am I going? And I had a little yellow car at the time, and I was like, please don't break it down on me because I'm in a country lane in the middle of nowhere. Um, but yeah, then came in, had my interview, looked around, and from where the garden bar is onwards, there was nothing there. So I was getting the whole this is where the theatre's gonna be, and this is this, and I was thinking, you are crazy.

SPEAKER_02: 17:35

But um, it's difficult to imagine well, it's even difficult to remember what it looked like then to now. It's incredible, isn't it?

SPEAKER_04: 17:41

So different.

SPEAKER_02: 17:42

How different that is.

SPEAKER_04: 17:43

Yeah, so different.

SPEAKER_02: 17:45

Isn't it weird how you know that all just sort of happened for you in terms of coming here? Yeah. Because you were here for when they're set setting it all up. How has Potter's five legs changed from that obviously no garden bar being told where everything is to now? How is what's the journey that that's you've been on and this place that's been up?

SPEAKER_04: 18:04

Yeah, do you know what it genuinely has been, and I'm not just saying this, it has been, I think, the best three years of my life just watching, just in general, the changes of this place because it was you could see the vision, obviously, and the idea, and everything is so I don't even know where to start, everything is so different.

SPEAKER_01: 18:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 18:21

Um, from the outdoor archery range, I remember making that. Well, it's not what it is now when we first opened. We were making it and it was crazy. Um, and it was just these big hay things. And we were like, yeah, that'd be alright. You could shoot some arrows there.

SPEAKER_03: 18:39

Um may I ask you um what your dominant eye is? My dominant eye.

SPEAKER_02: 18:45

Alice was giving us a um explanation.

SPEAKER_03: 18:49

We don't need context.

SPEAKER_02: 18:50

No, in the previous episode, Alice was giving us an explanation of how to do archeries.

SPEAKER_04: 18:55

Oh goodness.

SPEAKER_02: 18:56

What's your dominant eye? I think maybe my purpose of the listeners, she's holding on with her index fingers.

SPEAKER_04: 19:04

That must look a bit crazy. Maybe my left, actually. Which is so peculiar because I thought it would be my right, and on my left. Thank you. That's okay. See? That's how you figure it out.

SPEAKER_02: 19:15

I'm trying it now.

SPEAKER_04: 19:16

Oh, we're doing it now.

SPEAKER_03: 19:19

I've got a twitch then.

SPEAKER_02: 19:22

That must be yeah, it must be weird. Yeah, it was weird.

SPEAKER_04: 19:25

And yeah, it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_02: 19:25

And also it makes you feel a big part of the place, right?

SPEAKER_04: 19:28

Oh yeah, I think so. Um I remember feeling really, really scared because I was gonna be the first singer um when we opened and singing in the garden bar. And I don't even there was a little stage, there was a little stage, and I was terrified because I was like, I don't even know what I'm plugging my computer into. And I think I sang musicals, which is so crazy. But yeah, it's just been great.

SPEAKER_02: 19:51

The changes here have been because you had your own show or own set, was it musical memories?

SPEAKER_04: 19:56

Oh, yes, I did, yeah, when we first opened that. So um my little set in the garden bar ended up becoming uh a little cabaret, a little half an hour. What's some of the highlights from that that you um I used to really love the opening song. I'd open with Hello Dolly and walk through the theatre, and it'd sort of be a bit of a game to see how many people I could slightly make jump as I'd toppling over and be like, oh. I loved that. Um and I used to sing um it's a Disney song. It's from a film called Pocahontas called The Colours of the Wind, and um the tech team had made this incredible sort of backdrop on the screen for it, and I just felt like a I don't know, a bit of a not a princess, that's the wrong thing to say, but a bit like a Disney character.

SPEAKER_03: 20:40

She was a princess.

SPEAKER_04: 20:41

Oh, you think so? I normally get a villain, but I'll take it, thank you.

SPEAKER_03: 20:44

Was the wind machine there to help?

SPEAKER_04: 20:47

No, it would have been lovely if it was with sometimes you have a bit with Haze.

SPEAKER_02: 20:50

That made it a little bit Okay If you were to be any Disney character, who would you be?

SPEAKER_04: 20:56

Oh, well, that is the question. Um I get an all now I've got red hair, everyone's like, oh you could be Ariel, but I don't know. Maybe Oh see, I I I do quite like the the villains. I do. Uh Cruella, maybe? Yeah. Another bit of Cruella or Maleficent. I think the horns are quite dramatic.

SPEAKER_02: 21:12

It's very dramatic. And you would you say you're a dramatic person?

SPEAKER_04: 21:14

I think maybe a little bit. Maybe just a tad.

SPEAKER_05: 21:18

Yeah, a little bit.

SPEAKER_03: 21:20

Can we talk about Disney if we work at Hott as resorts? Are we allowed to do that?

SPEAKER_02: 21:24

Or if we get sued. If we get told we have to take it out, we'll just bleep the word Disney. So you said um, so is your partner Sean? Is that right? So how is that working together?

SPEAKER_04: 21:35

Um well we we met, well, we've been together six years now. Um and we met working together. We met uh in a play. So and then like I said, was Sean What was the play? What were you uh the play was called A Murder on the Nile. It's Agatha Christie, yeah. And I was murdered in the first act.

SPEAKER_01: 21:53

Oh.

SPEAKER_04: 21:53

Um I know.

SPEAKER_01: 21:55

Who was Sean?

SPEAKER_04: 21:56

Sean played a character. Oh no, you're asking me. It was something Smith. He was he was one of the suspects.

SPEAKER_01: 22:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 22:02

Um, it wasn't him. It was my best friend, did it?

SPEAKER_01: 22:05

Well, spoilers.

SPEAKER_04: 22:06

Spoiler, if you've never read murder on the Nile, I'm really sorry. But yeah, it's her best friend that kills her.

SPEAKER_02: 22:12

How were you murdered?

SPEAKER_04: 22:13

I was just gonna Oh, she was shot with with a gun.

SPEAKER_05: 22:19

Never know.

SPEAKER_04: 22:21

I don't if he was a little gun, I think it was like a pistol.

SPEAKER_01: 22:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 22:24

But yeah, oh my god, that was years ago. And then um we're also we do a we were in a touring blues brothers and commitment show as well.

SPEAKER_02: 22:31

I've seen a bit about that. That looks like a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_04: 22:33

Yeah, I know it is, it's so much fun. Um so we've been doing that for a while, and yeah, no, it was it was Ross who got me the job here, and then eventually Sean was like, Well, you look like you're having fun all the time, I'll have a go.

SPEAKER_02: 22:46

And now he here's so um, yeah, no, it's is this is this like your space and he's now come to well at first I was a little bit like you're kidding me, this is my little domain.

SPEAKER_04: 22:55

But um, and obviously, as you would, it was a bit like I'm sure it'll be fine, yeah. We'll see how it goes. But yeah, I think as well because we have such different strengths and we do such different things, like he does his mind reading and all of that stuff, and my goodness me, I have no idea. But um, and I just have a sing song every now and then, so I think it's good that we do different things.

SPEAKER_02: 23:14

It's funny you mentioned the mind reading because we're conscious that we've got him at the end of the day, and we've been asking people um to give us three objects. We're gonna we're actually not not gonna do mind reading, we're gonna do um we're gonna get him to test his memory.

SPEAKER_04: 23:29

Oh, he's memory, because his memory workshop as well. Yes.

SPEAKER_03: 23:32

Yes. We almost forgot what it was then. No, no, I didn't know.

SPEAKER_04: 23:35

What is that thing he does? That's funny.

SPEAKER_03: 23:38

Yeah, so three three objects. There can be anything you can they can challenge him, they can mean something to you and him, or they could be random. Oh anything you like. And we would, if you want, we will tell him who said what at the end.

SPEAKER_04: 23:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_03: 23:50

That has been a question that's been asked.

SPEAKER_04: 23:52

What to do? Okay. Just three completely random things. Completely random things. Let's do a crystal ball.

SPEAKER_03: 24:01

Okay, we'll go with that for. May I ask, do you own a crystal ball?

SPEAKER_04: 24:05

Yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_03: 24:06

Uh do you know what? You would. There's something about it.

SPEAKER_04: 24:09

This is a bit peculiar. There's a crystal ball. Of course, you'll have a crystal ball.

SPEAKER_03: 24:12

Does it work?

SPEAKER_04: 24:13

Well it depends what I I don't look in it and see smoke and you know, a little character floating up. It's not like anything like that. Yeah, she's not in the in the ball or anything like that.

SPEAKER_03: 24:24

What do you see then when you look at the ball? Cinderella ball.

SPEAKER_04: 24:26

Uh oh yeah, well she's in the ball. She well, very good. See what you did then. Very good.

SPEAKER_03: 24:31

I was surprised you couldn't come on. Sorry, don't remember. I was expecting you to say. No, well, it's it's um, it's not good enough. Yeah. There was a joke and I realised I can't say it. No, come on. Yeah, so you're looking.

SPEAKER_04: 24:43

Yeah, no, I have a lot of uh little bizarre little trinkets I quite like.

SPEAKER_02: 24:46

What's what strange little trinkets? So what what what do you what what's I'm trying to think of my question, I can't think of how to phrase it. Um the crystal ball, then what do you what I the one I have is mainly just for show.

SPEAKER_04: 24:58

Yeah. But it is an actual crystal ball.

SPEAKER_03: 25:00

How big is it are we talking?

SPEAKER_05: 25:02

Um sort of like You can hold it with two hands?

SPEAKER_03: 25:04

For those yeah, for the purposes of the people listening, just holding a hand up. How would you or Justin? Imagine that's a size. Um compare it to something.

SPEAKER_04: 25:13

Oh, would you Oh a fruit. Maybe like a small pineapple. Maybe that's a we think design. No, you know, a big orange. That's probably the easiest. Well, you've come from small pineapple.

SPEAKER_02: 25:24

I think small pineapple and big orange are very different sizes.

SPEAKER_04: 25:27

It is circular, it is a circle shape, and it is clear.

SPEAKER_03: 25:32

Do you play the game with the entertainers? Um something about, and apologies, I'll get this wrong, the game is you have to hide a pineapple on your persons. It was any fruit, wasn't it? Or any pineapple. But I like the small pineapple, isn't it? Yeah, small pineapple, yeah. So Alice said that there's some sort of game where you get like fruit, you have to hide some fruit.

SPEAKER_04: 25:54

We have before in uh we play a game, sort of like the entertainer trials, and s we have been asked to hide some peculiar items away from guests, and they have to guess where we're hiding those peculiar items. Um so that is something, yes, that we have done before.

SPEAKER_02: 26:12

Perfect.

SPEAKER_04: 26:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 26:14

Well you you said you've got other like strange trinkets. What what other strange trinkets do you have?

SPEAKER_03: 26:19

Other than crystal balls, may I may we guess them? Yeah. Oh, please.

SPEAKER_04: 26:23

Oh, I think that's more fun. Yes.

SPEAKER_03: 26:25

I think that's we can have a drink into this. What's the what's the what's it gonna be? Emily's go on. Um guess the one. Yeah, we'll we'll Emily's drink it in there.

SPEAKER_02: 26:37

Okay. Um tarot cards.

SPEAKER_04: 26:40

Yes. Yes. Numerous.

SPEAKER_02: 26:41

Do I wait until we get a point? Tell it? Oh, yeah, you could do that.

SPEAKER_03: 26:44

Okay, okay. Um crystals.

SPEAKER_04: 26:46

Yep, loads. Of course I do.

SPEAKER_02: 26:49

I just give off that energy to what was the limit here? This is a little bit. If I just go candles.

SPEAKER_05: 26:57

Oh, yeah, I've got a few of those.

SPEAKER_03: 27:01

Is it my turn? Yeah. Um uh coffee machine.

SPEAKER_05: 27:04

I that's funny because I think I just told you about that.

SPEAKER_03: 27:07

Yeah, but that wasn't being recorded at the time. Yeah, fancy in. Oh no.

SPEAKER_02: 27:12

Um we've had crystals. Oh, there's a time. No, well, maybe there is. I've got I've got more.

SPEAKER_03: 27:28

You've got more? Trunken heads.

SPEAKER_04: 27:31

Oh no, but would love. Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_03: 27:34

Oh okay.

SPEAKER_04: 27:36

I do quite like Halloween. I am a bit of a cauldron. Yes. But not a big one. I'm not a crazy person.

SPEAKER_02: 27:46

What size fruit is your cauldron?

SPEAKER_04: 27:49

Oh, that is a good question. I would say that was an average size.

SPEAKER_03: 27:54

You've got to say pumpkin, surely.

SPEAKER_04: 27:56

Well, you could say that, but I it's it's a little smaller than that. It's more decorational.

SPEAKER_03: 28:00

Oh. Like a watermelon.

SPEAKER_04: 28:02

Yeah, maybe like a but an average sized watermelon, not your everyday.

SPEAKER_03: 28:06

Like a small pineapple.

SPEAKER_04: 28:07

Like a small pineapple.

SPEAKER_03: 28:09

Okay. Um last thing before because I think I want that, we'll just, you know. Yeah, yeah. I think you also, am I right in saying you have a box? And this box is is um just then. Sometimes you don't know what to do with it, and sometimes you do, and you put different things in it, and maybe a wooden box of some decoration. And do you have one of those?

SPEAKER_04: 28:30

Yeah, I do actually.

SPEAKER_03: 28:31

Thank you very much.

SPEAKER_04: 28:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 28:32

This is amazing. But surely everybody has a box. Not where you keep the batteries in, not that sort of, just you know, a box. Was that a box?

SPEAKER_04: 28:45

I don't know. Yeah, I have a box I have a box. I have a box of jaws, I suppose. And a wardrobe.

SPEAKER_02: 28:55

So I'm trying to work out your your relationship dynamic. So if Sean reads minds.

SPEAKER_04: 29:01

Yes.

SPEAKER_02: 29:02

Do you, in terms of like the tarot cards, do you read futures?

SPEAKER_04: 29:05

Um, that's a very good question. I um I don't know. I think with tarot, it's an interesting thing because you can just perceive what the card means.

SPEAKER_02: 29:17

That can It's interpretation.

SPEAKER_04: 29:19

It's interpretation, exactly. And if I was doing your tarot, for example, if you had a question, I wouldn't ask you to tell me that. That's completely your thing. I will just tell you what the cards mean, and you can take from that what you will.

SPEAKER_03: 29:31

So have you got the tarot cards with you?

SPEAKER_04: 29:33

Wouldn't it be amazing if I just reached under the table and I was like, oh, then a mist all rose from the table?

SPEAKER_02: 29:39

That would be pretty cool.

SPEAKER_04: 29:40

It would be pretty cool. Uh no, I don't, unfortunately. They are in my room.

SPEAKER_02: 29:45

Another time, maybe.

SPEAKER_04: 29:46

Another time.

SPEAKER_02: 29:48

We've only we've only been given one item for sure.

SPEAKER_03: 29:50

Have you ever predicted in tarot cards any anyone's misfortune?

SPEAKER_04: 29:55

Oh well.

SPEAKER_03: 29:56

That's how Johnny Mac. Have you ever done it for Johnny Mack?

SPEAKER_04: 29:59

No, but you know. No, I would have loved to have John done Johnny Mack's tarot. I would have loved that very much.

SPEAKER_02: 30:04

Because he's a cursed man.

SPEAKER_04: 30:06

Oh, he is a cursed man. I love Johnny Mack so much, bless him. I too have got a few good memories of Johnny Mack. Um yeah, bless him. Maybe, do you know, maybe actually I would do some tarot because I think I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_01: 30:18

You don't want to be responsible for it.

SPEAKER_05: 30:21

Oh, that that death card, you sweep card.

SPEAKER_02: 30:24

I knew the death card was going. That would be more Mark Brewer, who's near the seven. That is object number one? Yeah, crystal ball.

SPEAKER_04: 30:37

Oh gosh, we're on a tangent.

SPEAKER_02: 30:39

No, that's good. It's good.

SPEAKER_04: 30:40

It's a small pineapple.

SPEAKER_02: 30:41

A small pineapple. What what what would that be made of?

SPEAKER_03: 30:46

A real pineapple?

SPEAKER_04: 30:48

Oh, well, if we've got the creativity, we should probably. What's that material that makes that awful sound? Styrofine? Is that what that is? Yeah, make it out of that.

SPEAKER_02: 30:57

Oh, a small pineapple made of styrofine.

SPEAKER_03: 31:00

I'm gonna add that to the specific?

unknown: 31:02

No.

SPEAKER_03: 31:02

Would that be your favourite fruit of choice?

SPEAKER_04: 31:05

Actually, yeah, enough. I do quite like a pineapple.

SPEAKER_03: 31:08

Do you know, um we asked this to Alice, the fact about if you eat a pineapple.

SPEAKER_04: 31:18

I'm gonna say no. What is her facts?

SPEAKER_02: 31:20

It's not that, it's not the fact you're thinking of.

SPEAKER_04: 31:22

Oh.

SPEAKER_02: 31:22

It's she's she thought there was tiny creatures on a pineapple. Oh god, no, no, no, no. I have heard about this. It's enzymes.

SPEAKER_04: 31:31

Yes, apparently if you're allergic, that can make you and like kiwi too, right? I think that's the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 31:36

Or they just eat, even if you're not if they kind of eat your cheeks a bit. It dissolves very small, but she said they were bugs.

SPEAKER_02: 31:43

They're tiny bugs. Oh my goodness. It's not that, I don't believe.

SPEAKER_04: 31:47

Oh, I hope not, because I I do like.

SPEAKER_02: 31:49

We would just put you off your favourite fruit.

SPEAKER_04: 31:51

Well, there goes my small pineapples.

SPEAKER_02: 31:54

Just have to use them as a unit of measurement. Oh. Uh and your final object we're gonna test it with.

SPEAKER_04: 32:01

Um let's do a tennis ball. That is random. Completely random.

SPEAKER_03: 32:08

Do you play tennis?

SPEAKER_04: 32:09

Absolutely not. No, not at all.

SPEAKER_02: 32:12

What's what's the most simp I'm gonna rephrase this actually? Okay. You you and Sean, what's the most impressive thing he's shown you? Is not how I mean I'm gonna have to get me to get I think I knew what you're saying. So it's in like with his mind-reading abilities.

SPEAKER_04: 32:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_02: 32:30

What's the most oppressive thing you have seen from him?

SPEAKER_04: 32:34

He has actually done a trick recently that is going into his new show that I was genuinely mind-blown by a lot. He's very smart, and I ask him all the time not to tell me how he does these things. I do feel like Debbie McGee sometimes because he's like doing all these tricks all the time. Um, and I'm so happy that he's using them here now because before we were at Potters, it would be a case of coming home and oh, let me show you this trick, and I'd just be going crazy. Um, but yeah, he has done a trick recently where he can move he can make someone feel as if they are being touched, shoulders, arms, knees, etc., without being touched, and that person will move.

SPEAKER_02: 33:20

Well Ben Ben said he has since Sean and um has sort of he touched Ben and Joe and they've now got a connection.

SPEAKER_04: 33:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 33:32

And they've swapped personalities slightly.

SPEAKER_04: 33:34

Freaky Friday much.

SPEAKER_02: 33:35

It's uh is that that I find that bizarre.

SPEAKER_04: 33:39

It is bizarre. There's a lot of there's a lot of the little tricks and things that he does that is.

SPEAKER_02: 33:43

Have you learned anything from him that you've got like can have you picked up an easy one? Can you do anything I learned right now?

SPEAKER_04: 33:48

Oh I don't think I can.

SPEAKER_03: 33:50

Can you read my mind?

SPEAKER_04: 33:51

Can I Well, five minutes? He's thinking of a fruit.

SPEAKER_03: 33:54

I'm thinking of a fruit.

SPEAKER_04: 33:54

Oh gee, let me think.

SPEAKER_03: 33:56

It's quite small. Is it?

SPEAKER_04: 34:00

No, I I'm I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_02: 34:02

It was a pile of pole, you did it.

SPEAKER_04: 34:04

Oh, see, it's actually me. I'm the one that I teach to all. Because I couldn't, you know.

SPEAKER_01: 34:09

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_04: 34:10

But no, no, I um let him do his thing.

SPEAKER_02: 34:13

That's great.

SPEAKER_04: 34:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 34:14

No, that's it. And uh yeah, it's it's just it must be a good job you've now got an outlet for him as well.

SPEAKER_04: 34:22

Oh, honestly, thank goodness.

SPEAKER_02: 34:25

We're uh shortly we're gonna um talk about uh your perfect potter's break.

SPEAKER_03: 34:30

But first we're gonna play a bit of a game. Which game? Because can I do my new game? Yeah, if you oh you're really angry with that.

SPEAKER_02: 34:40

So this is I'm just intrigued to see how you make this one different from the last one because it's a bit of a shambles.

SPEAKER_04: 34:46

Oh, I see, okay.

SPEAKER_03: 34:48

Okay, you you now you've just set that up as something. No, I was it was not needed to.

SPEAKER_04: 34:52

No, I'm ready, I'm sure it'll be fine.

SPEAKER_03: 34:54

Okay, welcome to Alice's new game. She's she's from Five Lakes.

SPEAKER_01: 34:59

Oh, right.

SPEAKER_03: 35:00

Um, called Getting to Move You.

SPEAKER_05: 35:08

Wow, wow, crowd goes wild.

SPEAKER_02: 35:10

Is that what we originally called it?

SPEAKER_03: 35:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 35:13

Getting to move you. Getting too much. I mean, I was the one who said it. No, I just can't remember Okay, so.

SPEAKER_03: 35:20

Here's here's what we're gonna do.

SPEAKER_02: 35:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_03: 35:23

Is we would like you to do an impression of a cow. No, it wasn't that. No. What's it?

SPEAKER_02: 35:30

It's wear a move from. Ah, damn it. Where I thought this when you said this earlier, I went, that doesn't sound like that.

SPEAKER_04: 35:37

Maybe because you because you're I'm just saying I've not got a move now. Or have I still got a move now? You've still got a move.

SPEAKER_03: 35:41

The game is still the move. Wear a move from. Wear a move from. So I would like you, if you if you feel comfortable to do this.

SPEAKER_05: 35:49

Sure.

SPEAKER_03: 35:49

I'm not exactly what it is yet.

SPEAKER_05: 35:51

Oh right. Okay.

SPEAKER_03: 35:52

Um to move. Uh pressure of a cat. And I have got to guess where you are from. So the regional dialect of where you were born, grew up, let's say, something like that.

SPEAKER_04: 36:05

Okay, just with the moo.

SPEAKER_03: 36:06

Just with the moo. And it's called Where a Moo From.

SPEAKER_04: 36:10

Okay, and in my own time, you want me to just move.

SPEAKER_03: 36:14

Please.

SPEAKER_04: 36:14

Okay. Mue Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 36:22

That was a good one. Actually, that was quite a good one.

SPEAKER_03: 36:25

It went up and down as well. It did, it did. You there was levels to your moo.

SPEAKER_04: 36:28

Yeah, that grab a task.

SPEAKER_03: 36:30

Well, first of all, may I ask, do you feel like that went well for you?

SPEAKER_04: 36:33

I actually think that's probably the best move I've ever created.

SPEAKER_03: 36:36

Lovely. Um, thank you for your honesty.

SPEAKER_04: 36:39

Thank you.

SPEAKER_03: 36:40

So there's an up and downness to it. There's a light jauntiness to it. I feel like um um it's really hard because there is a slight twang to it as well.

SPEAKER_04: 36:52

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03: 36:53

So I'm I'm thinking not not you're not from England. You weren't born in England.

SPEAKER_04: 36:59

No. That that gal was not born in England.

SPEAKER_03: 37:01

Mmm, I could tell that. There's and I think that's I'm scared to guess that he further. There is there is it is it's like an American New Zealand twang to it. Okay. Uh it's very, yeah, there's there's something an exotic cat. May I hear it one more time, please?

SPEAKER_04: 37:22

No, I'm No, that that's a one trick.

SPEAKER_03: 37:25

Okay, that I can listen back to it. Um the question then is where are you from?

SPEAKER_04: 37:31

Australia. You were there with New Zealand nearly.

SPEAKER_02: 37:35

Yeah, I thought you it's actually the one country I thought we should have guessed, but you didn't say.

SPEAKER_04: 37:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 37:42

It's actually, uh thinking about it, the more obvious one.

SPEAKER_04: 37:45

That was the most Australian move you've ever had.

SPEAKER_03: 37:47

And I'm also very aware because I have family who live in Australia that the one thing you should not do to Australians is say they're from New Zealanders and I don't like that. So I can only apologise.

SPEAKER_04: 37:58

Oh, that's fine, I'm sure of.

SPEAKER_02: 38:00

Whereabouts in Australia?

SPEAKER_04: 38:01

Oh, well, that uh that was that was a hmm Perthy Moo.

SPEAKER_02: 38:06

A Perthy Moo? I did I actually didn't mean about the moo, I meant I meant where a moo from. Um I was just talking more positively about you, but you've answered the question everything.

SPEAKER_05: 38:18

Oh, I'm not Australian. You're not? Oh, did you want me to Oh, have I ruined the game? Wait a minute, what's going on then? Oh, I see. I thought you wanted to make some makeup. Oh god, I'm from Romford. What is Oh, you wanted me to move where I'm actually from? I thought you just made pick somewhere.

SPEAKER_02: 38:34

No, and I I actually appreciate this even more.

SPEAKER_05: 38:37

Oh, gee, I've ruined the game.

SPEAKER_03: 38:38

I told you this game. I'm still I'm gonna back Alice. This is the best game ever.

SPEAKER_04: 38:44

I've ruined it.

SPEAKER_03: 38:45

I've been so confused by this.

SPEAKER_04: 38:46

I'm so sorry. I've never been to Australia in my entire life.

SPEAKER_03: 38:49

You have got a bit of an Australian accent there. Do you know though?

SPEAKER_04: 38:52

There is a this this is a thing, apparently. So I am actually uh deaf, partially deaf. I should play hearing aid.

SPEAKER_03: 38:59

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_04: 39:00

So poppy them in.

SPEAKER_03: 39:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04: 39:02

And I did, funny enough, when I was at Easter Teen, have a tutor um who was Australian. And obviously, predominantly every day from uh half eight till six, I would be with this Australian tutor, and my articulation coach genuinely believes that I have picked up her twang.

SPEAKER_03: 39:23

Definitely.

SPEAKER_04: 39:25

I left that school a little while ago, and now I'm just a fake Australian, and I've never been.

SPEAKER_02: 39:30

But I think especially the Australian accent is so easy to pick up. Yes, goodness. You said I watched a lot of uh like Australian double act for you yeah, and I kept flipping into like Australian twang. But that's incredible.

SPEAKER_04: 39:43

I'm just an Essex girl.

SPEAKER_02: 39:44

You doubling down on purpose, well, I wasn't like this.

SPEAKER_04: 39:49

Oh my god. I was giving I was gonna give you credit. I was gonna do a bit Irish. I am a bit Irish, but maybe I should have done the Irish, that would have made more sense.

SPEAKER_03: 39:55

Can I change my answer to the guessing end with Romford?

SPEAKER_04: 39:58

Oh you uh I've got three out of three so far. You were doing such a good job.

SPEAKER_02: 40:02

We did we actually so you if you don't mind my talking about it, you said you're half half deaf. Yes. We we said we actually talked about this earlier with Alice. Because she mentioned that. And I said I can't remember the context of the conversation, but how difficult that must be for you. What were you were you teaching something or I teach sign language here?

SPEAKER_04: 40:20

I don't sign language. No, that was it.

SPEAKER_02: 40:22

I remember there was some sort of part of the conversation.

SPEAKER_03: 40:24

Is that BSL or Macathons?

SPEAKER_04: 40:27

Uh no, so I don't teach uh Macathon. Macathon is fabulous, it's sort of like a sister to BSL. BSL is specifically for um the hearing impaired, it's British Sign Language. Um Macathon is slightly different. A lot of the signs are very similar, but it's more for anyone with any type of special educational need, non-verbal, anything like that. Uh it's more of a form of communication in that aspect. But yeah, I do BSL. Uh but yeah, it's a bit of British Sign Language.

SPEAKER_02: 40:53

That's great, and it's great that you're bringing that to the resort as well. Oh my goodness. That must be that must be quite just interesting, right?

SPEAKER_04: 41:00

Yeah, absolutely. And I'm really grateful. It's always um it's always run. I've always had quite a few people turn up and they've and it's nice. I've shared like some some guests have told me some stories that are really personal to them and why they've attended the class. And yeah, no, it's lovely because I um I've never really taught it before. I learned that language when I was um quite small, obviously growing up. Um so yeah, it's nice now that I can sort of give a little bit of it.

SPEAKER_02: 41:25

How challenging is that as a singer then?

SPEAKER_04: 41:28

Um, so I always say it's not like an X Factor Sob story or anything like that. I was born the way I am for my ears, and I've got tinnitus as well. And I had a really, really good singing teacher when I was young who used to put my hand on the piano and teach me um sort of that way a little bit. So I am quite sensitive to uh vibrations and things. Um so yeah, that probably helped a little bit. So I just had a really good singing teacher. That's incredible. But yeah, and then and obviously we've got monitors, and in some of the shows we have in ears, so that helps a lot. Um, but yeah, it's there's just some things that I can't hear, but that's all right.

SPEAKER_03: 42:06

What are what are in ears for the listener?

SPEAKER_04: 42:09

Oh, in ears, yeah, sorry. So they are uh essentially uh a nice pair of earphones that go inside your ears um that will play you your track, your vocals. Uh there's a click, which means that when you're in the shows, you can keep in time. Um yeah, you can hear the cast, but you can't hear the audience, which is crazy.

SPEAKER_02: 42:28

That would I I think I would find di uh disorientating.

SPEAKER_04: 42:30

It is a little bit, it can be a bit peculiar, can't it? Sometimes I might just pop one out. Um but yeah, so that's essentially what they are, but that does help, I think, sometimes. So, yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 42:43

I think that's incredible. That's incredible.

SPEAKER_04: 42:44

Thanks.

SPEAKER_03: 42:45

May I ask a favour, please? You can. May you teach me the sign language of a pineapple? Small pineapple specifically.

SPEAKER_04: 42:52

Small pineapple? I know you're asking, I don't think I'd know. Small?

SPEAKER_02: 42:56

Small okay, small phone. This doesn't work really well on on an audio-based podcast.

SPEAKER_03: 43:01

No, no, no. But small pineapple. What is how do you describe small for the smaller?

SPEAKER_04: 43:07

You get your hands, and you're probably just pushing together. Small.

SPEAKER_03: 43:12

Small small.

SPEAKER_04: 43:13

Pineapple? I can't even remember what pineapple is.

SPEAKER_03: 43:16

Well, you're doing something.

SPEAKER_04: 43:17

Oh, no, I'm just trying to think. I could teach you to finger spell pineapple with the alphabet.

SPEAKER_03: 43:24

I'm glad you carried on that. That's the alphabet.

SPEAKER_04: 43:27

Would it not be an It would have a sign, it does have a sign. I just off the top of my head, for some reason, I can't remember pineapple.

SPEAKER_03: 43:33

Would it be the word pine and apple? Because that has that.

SPEAKER_04: 43:37

No, so you would literally just spell pineapple with your hands. So the alphabet is on your hands.

SPEAKER_02: 43:42

I feel like this is a lot of fun. What do you what do you usually teach in your classes, in your sign language classes?

SPEAKER_04: 43:47

Um, I teach, I do um some basic greetings. So we'll always start with some basic greetings. Hello, that's it.

SPEAKER_02: 43:54

I know, I know thank you. Yes, thank you.

SPEAKER_04: 43:57

And there's actually a funny saying for please and thank you. Um so both of the signs are very similar. So please uh is quite long saying please to the knees and ta to the bra. Because please is a longer sign, and thank you is quite short and see that see that's well again for the people listening.

SPEAKER_02: 44:16

Yeah, yeah. Let me put some context to this. You're raising your hand. You're raising your hand to your chin.

SPEAKER_04: 44:24

Yes, you're your dominant hand, yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 44:26

To your chin, and then uh please to the knees. You don't have to raise it all the way down.

SPEAKER_04: 44:30

No, not all the way to your knees, but it's a longer sign, so you're just dragging it down towards your knees, and thank you short, so a short little uh uh to the bra. To the to the bra. Tart of the bra. There we are, flashing it. Thank you. Well done.

SPEAKER_02: 44:42

Thank you. What's so we've got hello.

SPEAKER_04: 44:44

Hello.

unknown: 44:44

Hello.

SPEAKER_02: 44:45

Um anything else, any sort?

SPEAKER_04: 44:48

Well, goodbye is the same as hello.

SPEAKER_02: 44:51

This is good.

SPEAKER_04: 44:52

So you would wave, so you'd literally say hello and goodbye, lip reading, all that stuff. Uh yeah, I'll do greetings first and then I'll teach some colours. Uh and at the end of the class, um, we'll do the alphabet and then I'll tell everyone where they can find some resources and things going forward. There is a sign for literally every word out there. So if you know the alphabet, then you sort of know a bit of a cheat code. Because if you forget, like I did design for pineapple, for example. Sure. Uh you can fingerspell the alphabet, pineapple, and that person will know exactly what you mean.

SPEAKER_02: 45:23

Amazing. That's incredible. We're gonna play a game now.

SPEAKER_04: 45:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 45:28

Um can you it's called the A B C quiz. A B C quiz. So that's what in A. I don't know what's B. B. B. Wait a minute. What was A. What was that? So the A. Actually, is it A C thumb?

SPEAKER_04: 45:40

So your vowels are on your thumb.

SPEAKER_02: 45:41

A E-O on your hand.

SPEAKER_04: 45:43

That's it. Yeah, so you're all in your hand, so you've got A.

unknown: 45:45

B.

SPEAKER_04: 45:46

Binoculus.

unknown: 45:47

B.

SPEAKER_04: 45:47

And then C. C. So imagine it.

SPEAKER_02: 45:49

So this is the A B C C quiz. A A B C And this stands for Anything together.

SPEAKER_03: 45:59

No, it's just Anything. Well, I need to do with the sign line quiz. Anything correct. Yeah, they can't say that.

SPEAKER_04: 46:11

I mean, I have I have preached anyone. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02: 46:12

I need my clipbook. Oh, thank you. Oh no, that's this is this is um basically you just have to give us wrong answers only.

SPEAKER_04: 46:20

Oh amazing! Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 46:22

So um people have not done very well on. No, this is uh maybe yeah. Um so for example, I'll give you an example. Okay, if we were saying what colour is the sky, you would say green. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 46:35

So name it's uh, next time.

SPEAKER_02: 46:45

Uh we get oh there's my timer. 48 seconds of timer. Yeah, okay. Well, it was meant to be 45, and then originally I did on my phone, so then it Anyway. Um very Pacific.

SPEAKER_04: 46:58

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02: 46:58

Which Ben would have hated him to say that because he hates people not being. We've learnt a lot today. It's been a very intense.

SPEAKER_05: 47:07

Oh yeah, you guys you can't even eat it, right?

SPEAKER_02: 47:11

Here we go. 48 seconds, studying the clock. No. What does a vet look after?

SPEAKER_04: 47:17

Grasp.

SPEAKER_02: 47:18

What is the first letter of the alphabet?

SPEAKER_04: 47:21

Q.

SPEAKER_02: 47:22

What shape is a pizza?

SPEAKER_04: 47:25

Triangle.

SPEAKER_02: 47:27

What is your name?

SPEAKER_04: 47:28

Mezzo.

SPEAKER_02: 47:29

Who is married to David Becker?

SPEAKER_04: 47:32

Rip Hall.

SPEAKER_02: 47:33

What do you use your nose for?

SPEAKER_04: 47:37

Tasting.

SPEAKER_02: 47:38

Name something you drink.

SPEAKER_04: 47:41

The ceiling.

SPEAKER_02: 47:43

Name a musical instrument.

SPEAKER_04: 47:46

A chair.

SPEAKER_02: 47:47

Uh name a famous wizard.

SPEAKER_04: 47:52

Tina Turner.

SPEAKER_02: 47:54

Who is the Prime Minister?

SPEAKER_04: 47:57

Oh, um Charlie in the chocolate factory.

SPEAKER_02: 48:00

Old MacDonald had a grapefruit. And one final question is You can't make an omelette without breaking a few what?

SPEAKER_04: 48:11

Lex.

SPEAKER_02: 48:19

It got quite dark at the end there. Wow.

SPEAKER_05: 48:23

You're right. It's quite stressful. My hands are sweaty.

SPEAKER_02: 48:25

It is very stressful. Very, very stressful.

SPEAKER_01: 48:28

I didn't like that.

SPEAKER_02: 48:29

We we can't tell you where you are on the leaderboard. That's okay. But we because we'll do that sort of uh in post-production.

SPEAKER_01: 48:35

I understand.

SPEAKER_02: 48:37

Um well we'll go through some of your answers and see how many points you've got. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03: 48:42

Um they were yeah, quite good actually. You answered quite quickly some of them, which was nice. Um uh vet, grass, yeah, that's that's fine. Um what was the second question? First letter of the alphabet. Oh, yeah, was that? Yeah, you said Q. Yes. Uh which um uh I'm trying to think of like back of the Q, end of the Q, first in the Q, but I couldn't. Oh, I saw. So I'm gonna give you the point. Yeah, that's trying to take that off you for some reason. Yeah, I'm gonna go. I was trying to, I couldn't, Avenue Q. I couldn't get it. Um I will not give you a point for pizza.

SPEAKER_04: 49:18

She said triangle. I I already know what it's fine. It is a triangular shape.

SPEAKER_02: 49:22

Triangular slice of pizza is a triangular shape. Circle pizza. It's quite a difficult one to answer that because you get square pizzas and circular pizza.

SPEAKER_01: 49:32

Oh, this is true.

SPEAKER_02: 49:32

Yes, triangles. So actually, there's not a lot of options. You could have gone for octopix.

SPEAKER_01: 49:38

Cool.

SPEAKER_03: 49:39

Um I will also, and it's mainly because of little eggs, we spoke a lot about his names, different names as well.

SPEAKER_01: 49:45

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03: 49:45

Earlier on in the podcast, I gave you a name of um Mezzo. You answered that uh to being your name, so I'm not going to give you the point because some because that won't work. Um what was the one after that? I've got D, B, and R P. Whatever that means. Who's married to D David Beckham? Yeah, that's fine. Point for that, no problem. Um, nose, what do you use your nose for? You said taste. Yes. Now, I are kidnapping. If you were to hold your nose, like close your nose, nice peg or something, and eat an onion and apple if you were to eat a small pineapple.

SPEAKER_04: 50:25

Specifically.

SPEAKER_03: 50:26

You cannot taste the difference because a lot of taste your taste is up in your notes.

SPEAKER_04: 50:31

Alright, okay, that's fine.

SPEAKER_03: 50:33

Um, something what was the drink question? Uh name something you can drink. Name something you can drink? Yeah. You said the ceiling. Um I just like that answer, I'm not gonna lie. It was so up there, which is fine.

SPEAKER_04: 50:46

Say what you see, you know.

SPEAKER_03: 50:47

Um something about music, musical instrument. Was it instrument or just music? Uh name a musical instrument. Okay, and you said chair. Yeah. Which is fine. If it's just music, uh musical chairs is in my head. I think it's nice, but you can get the point. You can get the point. Amazing. Wizard Tina Turner's a beautiful thing. That's a beautiful thing. Well, everyone knows the good old wizard Tina Turker. Um Charlie and Chocolate Factory was a lot. I'm gonna leave a bonus point for that. Oh, okay. So off um Thank you. Um grapefruit point, and then omelet.

SPEAKER_02: 51:21

If you'd have said for that answer a small pineapple, I would have given you a bonus point.

SPEAKER_04: 51:26

Oh no! Yeah, missed my opportunity.

SPEAKER_02: 51:29

And uh you can't make an omelette without breaking a few legs. I'm gonna give you two bonus more than two bonus. Purely because like how many points that's that's three points in total for the last one. Only because it rhymes and it's funny.

SPEAKER_04: 51:43

Thank you. You've not been in a kitchen with me. I could be telling the truth.

SPEAKER_02: 51:46

Are you that much of a bad?

SPEAKER_05: 51:48

Oh, well, I don't think we need to put that on the podcast. But I'm not much of a chef, no.

SPEAKER_02: 51:53

If if Sean comes in in a wheelchair, you know you've had omelets.

SPEAKER_04: 51:58

Yes, exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03: 51:59

Well, you did very well, actually.

SPEAKER_04: 52:01

Thank you. I I did enjoy it. A little bit.

SPEAKER_03: 52:05

Any ideas of any points you got?

SPEAKER_04: 52:07

Oh, well, I didn't count. Um hang, do you know what I'm gonna say? Maybe ten?

SPEAKER_03: 52:11

Twelve.

SPEAKER_04: 52:12

Oh, come on.

SPEAKER_02: 52:13

Very good score.

SPEAKER_05: 52:14

I'll take that, I'll rather that.

SPEAKER_02: 52:15

We're not really gonna tell you what anyone else scored, but um, but Twitch scored a lot less than that. What? Ooh, what you scored quite poorly, didn't you?

SPEAKER_04: 52:25

Um making me feel quite high.

SPEAKER_02: 52:27

I did have different questions though, so I see. Your your perfect Potter's break. So we're gonna briefly quickly, you know, go through what would be your ideal stay on resort.

SPEAKER_03: 52:38

Well, I think first of all, when I arrive, I quite like to unlock it. Not yet. No, no, it's not real talking. Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_02: 52:43

Not you. So it's Emily. Emily. Yes. What is your ideal perfect day about uh staying as a guest at Potter's Resorts look like?

SPEAKER_04: 52:51

Okay. Well, I do love it in the summer season. I think this resort is so beautiful. We're on this golf course, the wildlife here is fabulous. So getting up, going downstairs, getting that breakfast. I mean, obviously, as you know, there's quite the selection.

SPEAKER_02: 53:05

What's your what's your go-to? Oh, do you know what?

SPEAKER_04: 53:07

It depends on how I'm feeling. If it's a nice summery day, I'd love a fruit salad.

SPEAKER_03: 53:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 53:11

I'd love a bit of fruit. Small pineapple or some scrambled egg. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03: 53:16

Not anomaly.

SPEAKER_04: 53:20

Can't risk it. Especially when you have a nice day. Um, and then I'm gonna head downstairs and I'm gonna see what's going on in the garden bar. We've got some puzzles going on. I'm gonna get myself a cappuccino, gonna relax, I'm gonna have a lovely time. Um, see what's going on. If there's a singing set, I'll always catch that. Um, not I'd unfortunately, I'd say I'd love to go to a craft session, but I'm not very artistic.

SPEAKER_02: 53:41

Not very crafty.

SPEAKER_04: 53:42

Not very crafty. Really? I thought you were. I thought I'd probably give off that. Oh no, I can't even draw a stick man, I'm terrible. So yeah, I probably would avoid that. Maybe pop to a dance class, a bit of a stretch. Um but predominantly, if it's a lovely sunny day, I'd love to be out on the South Terrace, see what madness the entertainers are creating. Um in the evening, catching the shows. Um if spotlight was on, I'd love to catch the spotlight. That's what I said as my favourite. Um but once the new cab rays up, if I was a guess, I'd enjoy that very much as well. So just a nice relaxing day.

SPEAKER_02: 54:16

Nice relaxing day. Yeah, I think so. Is there any activities you'd like to is there anything that you've never tried before that you always wanted to?

SPEAKER_04: 54:25

Oh, that's a very, very good question. I have never tried the the laser shooting we have. I've never done that. The clay clay vision.

SPEAKER_02: 54:38

I came here for a day because uh we had a social media weekend and uh David, one of our guests, won a prize to it was a it was a like a a day with Henry or myself, and convenient enough Henry was unavailable. Um so I came down and I did that and I beat I beat them. I got a medal. Wow, bought my medal for that. Actually, I went around the whole day beating them at challenges, so I don't think they enjoyed Lynn and David didn't really enjoy their holiday. Because I just beat them and beat them in everything. But that is a lot of fun, but yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 55:11

Yeah, it seems yeah, actually, I would quite like to do that. That's probably one of the things I haven't done here.

SPEAKER_02: 55:16

What's your favourite thing that you have done?

SPEAKER_04: 55:18

My favourite thing I have done. Um currently, um, myself and Sarah are trained in the Tibetan bowls. That is so interesting. Um I really enjoy that. That's probably one of my favourite things to to do here at the moment. Um what's my favourite thing? I'd say probably the comedy in the shows. I love doing that so much. We have such a good time as we spoke about earlier. Um but yeah, currently the bowls is a big hit.

SPEAKER_02: 55:48

What's what did you say you were your favourite shows again?

SPEAKER_04: 55:51

I love I love spoiler. I think it's probably so fabulous. Um really excited for this new one.

SPEAKER_02: 55:56

If you were to pick one above all to watch on your perfect break, what would it be?

SPEAKER_04: 56:01

Well then I'm gonna go crazy and go for Simply instead. Best of all of them, I think.

SPEAKER_03: 56:06

Simply the best.

SPEAKER_04: 56:07

Simply the best. Well, it's in the name.

SPEAKER_03: 56:09

For the daytime activity that you're doing something this afternoon, which I'm I'm quite excited about because I've never heard of it before. No. I don't know if it's new new here or today is actually the first day we are doing it. Well, this is this is wonderful. So you're obviously I'll let you say a bit, you're doing something, and then there's two entertainers doing something else at the same time, and then the guests are saying, What is this?

SPEAKER_04: 56:32

So, uh uh half three today, we are doing line dance live, which essentially uh is mixing together your um your line dancing classes that we usually have in the studio and a singing set, and we are popping the two together. So today we've got the wonderful Alice and Ben. They are going to be teaching the line dances to the guests outside on the South Terrace, which should be a good bit of fun because the sun's out. Um, and then I'm gonna be singing some great country songs. We've obviously got Bitch and I Twain, Dolly Pa, and you know, the classics. Um I'll be singing along while everyone is line dancing. So yeah, quite excited. I think it is gonna be a good giggle, if anything.

SPEAKER_02: 57:09

So how's your line dancing? You're singing, but how's that?

SPEAKER_04: 57:13

I always say I'm a mover, I'm not really a dancer. Um but uh yeah, I think I could copy a line dance, electric slide, you know, give it a crack.

SPEAKER_03: 57:21

I think it sounds amazing. Yeah, we'd be fun. Hop in we'll be copying that.

SPEAKER_05: 57:26

You heard it here first.

SPEAKER_02: 57:30

Considering you're doing that very shortly, then we'll keep moving forward as the time is running away. Um we'll we'll ask you a few more questions then. What if you were to put a song in the all-exclusive pay playlist? If you were to put a song in the all-exclusive playlist, what song would you put in it to represent you?

SPEAKER_04: 57:51

Oh, well, I do love Fleetwood Mac. And I always talk by with the guests. I sing a lot of Stevie Nicks, big fan. Yes.

SPEAKER_03: 57:59

Oh, I heard you last night.

SPEAKER_04: 58:00

Oh, you did? I was having a sing song last night. I was. Um it would be a Fleetwood Mac song. And it would probably be I do love Fleetwood Mac. I love them.

SPEAKER_02: 58:09

What would it be?

SPEAKER_04: 58:10

Oh, it's tricky. I think everywhere. It's a good upbeat one, and I think it would be a good one for the playlist. It's a good upbeat song.

SPEAKER_02: 58:22

Good answer. Good answer. Before we do get on to uh some quick fire questions before we we wrap things up.

SPEAKER_04: 58:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 58:29

We're gonna take you to a new feature and a new area in the all-exclusive podcast. We're gonna take you to the Zen Garden.

SPEAKER_04: 58:37

Oh.

SPEAKER_02: 58:44

And you appreciate this because it will have a sound bowl sound effect. Oh that's not that's not the soundbowl sound effect.

SPEAKER_03: 58:51

That's just something else last night.

SPEAKER_02: 58:53

No, you just had less water in the glass. Oh, that that's what this is is just an opportunity. Uh we're gonna take you into the Zen garden, but beforehand, we want you to get whatever it is off your chest. You if you've got something frustrations or anything that angers you in everyday life, whatever grinds your gears, you want to get that off your chest. Like, for example, you know, seagulls can be really annoying. Okay. Squawking, flying around, nicking food. I went up to a barbecue the other day and a seagull tried to get, you know, anything that really frustrates you or angers you.

SPEAKER_04: 59:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_03: 59:32

What have you got on it? Yeah, I get really angry when I try and talk to an expert and they don't know what they're talking about. So when you say to this person, oh, can you use expert in sign language? Can you sign pineapple for me, please? And then this person says, No, can't remember.

SPEAKER_05: 59:48

That is fair enough. That is valid. I'll be fine.

SPEAKER_02: 59:54

We're gonna basically we're gonna take a sit, we're gonna sit back, and we're gonna let you talk for as long as you want. Just get it all. Off your chest. We're gonna do it to you, sort of cleansing yourself of your frustrations, and then we step into the Zen garden. So this is an opportunity for you to talk about whatever frustrates you most.

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:13

Well, that has helped with the relaxation, let me tell you. Um I have got a slight distaste to the sound of like crisp packets, or like rustily bags, or like this sort of bit of ASMR. Oh, I don't like that sound very much. So I think that, or if you're in a theatre, there is someone eating sweets next to you. Which are the same. You eat your sweets, you have a good time. But I've gotta have a little meltdown, I don't like it very much.

SPEAKER_02: 1:00:48

What would you say to the people who are doing that? Get it off your chair.

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:52

What would I say to them? I wish you would stop rustling that bag. Uh I um oh what well there would be slight rage, I suppose.

SPEAKER_02: 1:01:04

Let that rage out. Let that rage.

SPEAKER_04: 1:01:05

I just don't even know how I could begin to word the rage of a rustly bag. Um you know. I just I don't know. I I'm not very angry. I'm not a very angry person. But I think a little deaf stare, maybe. I think it would be more unspoken. I would use more of my it would be more of an expression, perhaps, and a bit of eye contact, and a bit of a oh.

SPEAKER_03: 1:01:30

Would you sign anything to them?

SPEAKER_04: 1:01:32

Well, that's exactly what I could do. And that's an issue if they themselves know sign language. However, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 1:01:38

And for the purposes of the audio, we'll we'll we'll we'll take the camera off you. If you want to sign anything as rude as you like to that person right now. We'll we'll we'll stop the camp. We'll stop the camera. Stop the camera. Stop the camera, we'll cut the camera there, and then for the audio listener, we'll be able to hear you signing it, but we won't know what it is. So here's an opportunity. Sign whatever you want to that person right now.

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:04

Okay. Are you ready? Do you get that?

SPEAKER_02: 1:02:10

Yeah. Yeah. Um I can't I cannot believe you just said that. I know. I am putting my barbecue away straight away.

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:18

I'm not an angry girl though.

SPEAKER_02: 1:02:19

No, but that the frustration that you let out there with.

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:22

It's so intense. But yeah, and you know, I feel bad now because I don't want anyone to think that they can't eat anything rusty next to you, because they can do.

SPEAKER_02: 1:02:29

No, they can't.

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:30

No, they can't.

SPEAKER_02: 1:02:31

No, they can't.

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:31

That's a lesson to you.

SPEAKER_02: 1:02:32

And now we've got that off your chest.

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:34

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02: 1:02:34

We're gonna step into the Zen garden.

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:38

Here we are.

SPEAKER_02: 1:02:39

We're in, we're in the Zen garden. We're gonna take a moment just to breathe in. Just take a moment to relax.

SPEAKER_05: 1:02:58

Very relaxed.

SPEAKER_02: 1:03:04

The whole time. And let's let's come out of the Zengarden now. We haven't come in out now. So how was that for you? How was that relaxing experience?

SPEAKER_04: 1:03:10

Wow.

SPEAKER_02: 1:03:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:03:11

That really was quite a bit.

SPEAKER_02: 1:03:13

Do you feel like you've got you know you you feel better about myself.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:18

I really have a question.

SPEAKER_04: 1:03:19

No, please.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:20

Um is there any type brands of crisps that are worse than the others? Because I'm thinking if I'm eating some pring if I pop the Pringles, you're fine. Because I rustling no Pringles.

SPEAKER_02: 1:03:31

No, but as the tube gets lower and lower, you've got the you've got the sound of the tube like the like lift.

SPEAKER_01: 1:03:38

Yeah, be no awful impression that I just tried to no the tube's fine.

SPEAKER_04: 1:03:46

The tube is fine. That's a nice, that's not a bad sound. I'm not gonna clock onto that.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:50

So if I if I was to get like a a blanket sort of thing, soft thing, and tip all of my crisps uh into that take that in like a little make it up like a thing with a stick and oh yeah. I that's acceptable.

SPEAKER_04: 1:04:02

That is the most acceptable. Okay. Do you know what I think the worst ones would be like a big bag of Doritos? That's a that's a that's a bag with sound. And they're big bags. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 1:04:12

I might have the dips with them as I'm watching the show.

SPEAKER_04: 1:04:16

Listen, dip is fine. Just depends on how you rust in that bag. That's that's what's gonna It's the rustle of the bag. Get me the russell.

SPEAKER_02: 1:04:22

We're now gonna give you some quick fire questions and they will be fairly quick just to determine what new job role you're gonna have within the all-exclusive family.

SPEAKER_01: 1:04:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 1:04:32

Um would you like to start?

SPEAKER_03: 1:04:34

Um, yes, please, if I may. Um let's go for what is your favourite flavour? Crisp.

SPEAKER_04: 1:04:43

Very good. Um, mine is probably a prawn cocktail.

SPEAKER_03: 1:04:48

Oh, and quite a soft sounding crisp when you eat them. Yes. Lovely answer.

SPEAKER_04: 1:04:53

Right? That would be my favourite.

SPEAKER_02: 1:04:56

What was your last impulse buy?

SPEAKER_04: 1:04:59

Oh dear.

SPEAKER_02: 1:05:00

Crystal ball.

SPEAKER_04: 1:05:02

Oh, well. Um, actually, no, it was a pair of these boots that I found. Some boots.

SPEAKER_02: 1:05:10

Where are they? They were made for walking.

SPEAKER_04: 1:05:11

They were most certainly made for walking. They're quite fabulous. And I found them while scrolling through my phone as you do, and um an advert come up, as it does, and I bought the boots. I know, crazy girls.

SPEAKER_02: 1:05:24

Yeah. You would crazy girl. You were really drawn in by the targeted marketing.

SPEAKER_04: 1:05:30

Yes, they're a great pair of boots.

SPEAKER_03: 1:05:32

I I realised, sorry, I was thinking about I realised when I referenced when I said that prawn cocktail crisps were quite soft sounding. Yes. I was very specific thinking of skips.

unknown: 1:05:42

Oh.

SPEAKER_03: 1:05:43

So that maybe that will confused you because there there are other crisps that could make themselves.

SPEAKER_04: 1:05:49

Oh, quite fab. So, you know, yeah, I'll pop those on. They they could be a good faith.

SPEAKER_02: 1:05:52

Don't they not make a little bit of noise? Because they like bubble on your tongue, don't they?

SPEAKER_04: 1:05:55

Actually, do you know I've had a packet of skips in there?

SPEAKER_02: 1:05:57

I love a skip.

SPEAKER_04: 1:05:58

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_02: 1:05:59

Your house is on fire.

SPEAKER_04: 1:06:00

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02: 1:06:01

Uh what would you save?

SPEAKER_04: 1:06:03

What would I save?

SPEAKER_02: 1:06:04

If your your family and friends are all safe, what's your item?

SPEAKER_04: 1:06:09

Well, I've got to go in and get the small pineapple. Um no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, I I would I would save my the boots I've just bought because they're um I'm quite excited about those.

SPEAKER_03: 1:06:20

Get those boots.

SPEAKER_04: 1:06:22

Get those boots.

SPEAKER_03: 1:06:22

Did you not start at the house fire? What? Crystal ball, sunlight. No, you're joking. It directed it dangerous.

SPEAKER_04: 1:06:28

I thought I was in the kitchen making omelets again. No. Right.

SPEAKER_02: 1:06:31

That's yeah, that's would have been well. You wouldn't want to be in the kitchen making omelets when there's a fire because broken legs wouldn't be able to get out. Um what's the last thing you put into Google? And you can check.

SPEAKER_05: 1:06:44

I can.

SPEAKER_02: 1:06:45

Yeah, yeah. So it's more interesting.

SPEAKER_04: 1:06:47

That is actually the last thing I put into Google. Um I'm sure it's probably the most A very jazzy phone case you've just got. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02: 1:06:57

Um Not that I really expected anything less, but I actually Googled a puppy training.

SPEAKER_04: 1:07:05

A puppy training place in Malden.

SPEAKER_02: 1:07:08

Have you got a puppy?

SPEAKER_04: 1:07:10

No, my mum hasn't a dog.

unknown: 1:07:14

No.

SPEAKER_03: 1:07:14

What do you mean no?

SPEAKER_04: 1:07:17

I was having a joke with a friend. And I told them that they reminded me of a small dog, and as a joke, I found a puppy training place in Malden as to which they could attend to what's the first thing you would teach your friend in if you were to choose of any puppy training trick? So I mean just yappy, maybe.

SPEAKER_02: 1:07:42

Would you like to name the friendly?

SPEAKER_05: 1:07:43

No.

SPEAKER_02: 1:07:44

The yappy one. They do work here.

SPEAKER_03: 1:07:46

Oh, they do work. The entertainment's team? No. Okay. Um you seem like a generous person. Thank you. What was the last gift you gave someone?

SPEAKER_04: 1:08:00

The last gift? Oh, do you know? I did something lovely yesterday. I got uh Sarah a lemonade from the bar. I went all the way there, and I ordered her that lemonade, and I took it all the way backstage for her. And I would argue that's a lovely gift.

SPEAKER_02: 1:08:14

What's what's the distance there? Because you've made that sound like it's quite a journey.

SPEAKER_04: 1:08:18

Well, if you know how big the garden bar is, um no, it was from backstage to the other end of the bar to all the way back. So you're looking at a good three minutes journey there. And you're right, I am very generous, so it was a big thing for me to do.

SPEAKER_02: 1:08:33

If you could work in a different potter's department, what would it be?

SPEAKER_04: 1:08:37

Oh, I would say maybe the spa. Yeah, I think I'd quite like that. I fear I probably wouldn't be doing much work, but I think the spa would be quite a nice place to be.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:51

Um what was your last impulse by? We've had that question. What?

SPEAKER_04: 1:08:55

They're a great pair of boots. You want to see them.

SPEAKER_02: 1:08:58

Yeah, but she got two of them, so I suppose you could ask.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:00

The other one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:09:00

The other one. They're fab, they really are.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:02

What if you could swap live with a celebrity, not celebrity this time, uh, who would it be?

SPEAKER_04: 1:09:08

Easy, it's gotta be Stevie Nicks.

SPEAKER_02: 1:09:10

I thought you would say I actually put would put money on that. Money on that. Stevie Nicks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:09:15

I think she's just fabulous.

SPEAKER_02: 1:09:17

I should have got that. Yeah. If you had an elephant, you were given an elephant, you can't sell it or give it away, what are you doing with that elephant?

SPEAKER_04: 1:09:27

Well, that is a really good question. I'm really glad you just asked me that. Um we have got a lot of.

SPEAKER_02: 1:09:33

You're really glad that it happened to you recently. I really should have thought about this.

SPEAKER_04: 1:09:38

I uh my start my room in the star clubs is tiny. Um no, we've got a wonderful golf course here. And I elephants eat grass. Yeah?

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:46

Yeah?

SPEAKER_04: 1:09:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:48

I have no idea.

SPEAKER_04: 1:09:49

Do they? Sure.

SPEAKER_02: 1:09:50

Maybe peanuts. I know they like peanuts.

SPEAKER_04: 1:09:52

Oh, they do peanuts.

SPEAKER_02: 1:09:53

How can they get down to the gruck?

SPEAKER_04: 1:09:54

Can they? Unless they can get it with their chunks.

SPEAKER_02: 1:09:57

Would you use the elephant to collect the golf balls?

SPEAKER_04: 1:10:00

Oh, exactly. That is exactly what I would do. And I'd let it free rain on the golf course, cutting the grass, getting the colour.

SPEAKER_02: 1:10:05

It's quite an obstacle though, isn't it?

SPEAKER_04: 1:10:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 1:10:08

For the golfers.

SPEAKER_04: 1:10:09

Yeah, it might not make their day.

SPEAKER_02: 1:10:11

But useful as well.

SPEAKER_04: 1:10:13

But I would argue, yeah, more of a working elephant. Yeah. And be somewhat entertaining if they were a bad day at golf as an elephant.

SPEAKER_03: 1:10:22

But they do eat grass, I'll just detect. They do.

SPEAKER_04: 1:10:24

Fabulous. There we are. And I think that would take a load off of the Greens department because they've not got to cut the grass all the time. Because we've now got an elephant on the loose.

SPEAKER_02: 1:10:34

If you were stuck on a desert island with one potter's team member, who would it be and why?

SPEAKER_04: 1:10:41

Sarah D.

SPEAKER_02: 1:10:42

Yeah?

SPEAKER_04: 1:10:42

Sarah D. I adore Sarah D so much. I probably should have said Sean, shouldn't I?

SPEAKER_02: 1:10:47

It's too late now. Is she the same one that you brought the lemonade to?

SPEAKER_04: 1:10:52

Yes. Oh, we both started here on the same day. It was three years ago. And um, yeah, I adore Sarah D so much. More than your own boyfriend, because literally like a sister. I love her so much. She's crazy in the best way. And if any of the guests obviously know Sarah D, they'll know exactly what I'm talking about. She's a bundle of joy and absolutely insane. So I would I couldn't be without Sarah D.

SPEAKER_03: 1:11:19

I assume she's not the happy one in the first.

SPEAKER_04: 1:11:21

No, she's not.

SPEAKER_03: 1:11:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 1:11:30

If you could put anything in the all-exclusive time capsule, what would you put in it? Well, it can be an experience, it can be a memory, it can be a thing, uh, an object, it can be absolutely anything you want. Imagine this is it's more like a museum. Oh, amazing. Um, you know, what represents you? Um, what object or memory or whatever?

SPEAKER_04: 1:11:54

I think it would be the first New Year's celebration we had here at Five Lakes. That evening was specifically great. Everyone was here. I I just feel like all the guests that we were speaking to, they had such high hopes and so excited to be here for the first New Year's. Um it was fabulous. Everyone was in the best spirits, I suppose. The best I don't know. Uh it was just great. I I put that into the little time capsule because I I always I think about that a lot. Yeah. That New Year's, that's it.

SPEAKER_02: 1:12:27

New Year's is always one of my favourite breaks. Yeah, too. I think when you have, and I've said this before on the podcast, when you have a New Year's like party anywhere else, I've you there's so much pressure on it being good and being fun. When you're here, it it's it's just it's just fun. The atmosphere is here, everyone's up for a good time, you're with your friends, with your family. Do you mean it's it's just it's a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_04: 1:12:49

It's so good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 1:12:50

And did you celebrate twice?

SPEAKER_04: 1:12:52

Well, New Year's.

SPEAKER_03: 1:12:54

Um because b because being from Australia, I've been around. Oh, I see. Oh goodness, yes. Of course.

SPEAKER_04: 1:13:01

Oh, yeah, no, I obviously had my Australian celebration earlier in the day.

SPEAKER_03: 1:13:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:13:05

Which is um a very specific celebration. And then here as well. I had the celebration here. But I do love New Year's here and I'll I will always be here New Year's. It's actually an option for me to be here because I love it so much.

SPEAKER_02: 1:13:18

Emily, thank you so much for joining us. Before you go, we're gonna put all of we put all your answers into our AI generator to create a job roll for you on the all exclusive board.

SPEAKER_04: 1:13:34

Amazing.

SPEAKER_02: 1:13:35

And uh the answer that it's come out with is a small pineapple picker.

SPEAKER_04: 1:13:41

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_02: 1:13:44

You start on Monday.

SPEAKER_04: 1:13:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 1:13:46

What's the first thing you're doing? Well as a small pineapple picker of first thing I'm doing.

SPEAKER_04: 1:13:50

I'm gonna make sure that I um I'm ready for work by having uh everything I could possibly need as a small pineapple picker. Um which I can only imagine is one of those things that you pick up rubbish with. I'm gonna come with that.

SPEAKER_03: 1:14:06

A litter picker. A litter picker.

SPEAKER_04: 1:14:08

I'm gonna grab my litter picker.

SPEAKER_03: 1:14:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:14:09

And I'm gonna make sure I've got my new boots on and gonna go and pick those small pineapples.

SPEAKER_02: 1:14:15

Have you got any questions for us um before you start work as a small pineapple picker?

SPEAKER_04: 1:14:21

Oh, I do actually. Um where is this based?

SPEAKER_02: 1:14:26

Uh uh Potter's was all. Yeah, he said that at the beginning. Well, I said all exclusive. I understand.

SPEAKER_04: 1:14:32

So I'm just here at Potter's picking a small pineapples. Do you know what? I think I I don't intend to ask that many questions. I think I'll just go with just get stuck in.

SPEAKER_02: 1:14:40

Just get stuck in.

SPEAKER_04: 1:14:41

I would love that with my small pineapples.

SPEAKER_02: 1:14:45

That's wonderful.

SPEAKER_04: 1:14:46

Thank you.

SPEAKER_03: 1:14:47

Um anything before before you thank you. No, I'm just this is I was showing you sign language.

SPEAKER_04: 1:14:54

Oh goodness, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_03: 1:14:56

What is it?

SPEAKER_04: 1:14:57

You tell me, what is that?

SPEAKER_03: 1:14:58

Uh well, not only was I showing you sign language, I also predict that you can read palms, am I correct?

SPEAKER_04: 1:15:06

No. Hello.

SPEAKER_03: 1:15:07

I think I think and I was showing you my palms. If you this is quite sweaty.

SPEAKER_04: 1:15:12

Hang on, I I couldn't possibly read that palm. Oh no. Oh, I wouldn't go anywhere near it.

SPEAKER_03: 1:15:16

Well, because of the wedding ring. Because of the wedding ring that's on on the change in a mess.

SPEAKER_04: 1:15:20

You've got to be.

SPEAKER_02: 1:15:22

Can you can you give us a small detail of what his uh near future may hold?

SPEAKER_04: 1:15:27

Well, you have some very deep lines. That's that's a good sign. Thank you very much. That is good, but this one up here. What? Oh dear, don't don't do that. Oh dear. I'd second guess that one.

SPEAKER_02: 1:15:39

Do you know what one thing I've nearly forgotten that we haven't done? Question that we should have done. Yes. Yes, question. So, one last thing.

SPEAKER_01: 1:15:47

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02: 1:15:48

Uh we've got a question from previous guests. We're gonna leave you.

SPEAKER_01: 1:15:51

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02: 1:15:52

Uh no, we're gonna leave you with uh that doesn't make any sense. We've got uh give us a number between one and seven. I'm gonna take the previous two out.

SPEAKER_01: 1:16:03

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 1:16:04

And uh it corresponds to a question.

SPEAKER_05: 1:16:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 1:16:07

You have to answer that question, and then you leave a question for the future guests.

SPEAKER_04: 1:16:11

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02: 1:16:11

Does that make sense?

SPEAKER_04: 1:16:12

Yeah, that makes sense, I think.

SPEAKER_02: 1:16:13

Perfect. Uh so pick a number between one and seven.

SPEAKER_04: 1:16:15

I'm gonna go with four.

SPEAKER_02: 1:16:17

Four. Perfect. Here we go. This is actually because some people sent in two questions. So this is one of this person's questions.

SPEAKER_00: 1:16:24

Okay. Hi everybody, it's Joe B here. And this is my question. If you were shipwrecked on a desert island, what three things would you take with you? It could only be three. Think carefully.

SPEAKER_02: 1:16:42

So you've already got Sarah there.

SPEAKER_04: 1:16:43

I've already got Sarah. Oh, amazing. Oh, that's all I need.

SPEAKER_03: 1:16:46

Oh, yucky Sarah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:16:49

I've got Sarah, so she's obviously one of them, I suppose. I'm gonna take my or my eyeliner. I have a bit of a thing with it. Your eyeliner. My eyeliner. Don't need it.

SPEAKER_02: 1:17:01

For the desert islands. Or the desert islands.

SPEAKER_04: 1:17:03

But it's a big part of my personality, my eyeliner. Oh, and all of my jewellery. Yeah. I'm a jewellery girl, I've got a ring on everything.

SPEAKER_02: 1:17:08

So you've got jewellery eyeliner.

SPEAKER_04: 1:17:10

Jewelry eyeliner and Sarah G. And that's.

SPEAKER_02: 1:17:12

You've you've already got Sarah. Oh, she's already there. She's already there. I'm not gonna use that one of your three items, especially when you've taken such poor things to keep yourself alive.

SPEAKER_04: 1:17:21

Oh, I understand. Yeah, it's a problem. But my goodness, we're gonna have a good time. So I've got my eyeliner, I've got my rings, and then I suppose I do need something substantial. It's enough to be sensible, but it depends on my record player.

SPEAKER_02: 1:17:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:17:37

And then it is a party. Oh nice, that's great. Yeah, I'd take that too.

SPEAKER_02: 1:17:41

So to survive on that desert island, you've got Sarah D with you.

SPEAKER_04: 1:17:44

Perfect.

SPEAKER_02: 1:17:44

You are obviously um you're wearing your eyeliner, your jewellery, and you're listening. What uh did you You've got the record player, but you haven't shown too many records. So that's a bit of a nightmare.

SPEAKER_04: 1:17:55

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02: 1:17:57

Okay, why don't why don't we before we go, last thing careful, not Desert Island is. We are on we're on the desert islands.

SPEAKER_03: 1:18:05

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02: 1:18:06

You can hear the the waves crashing against the shore.

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:09

Lovely sounds.

SPEAKER_02: 1:18:09

Sarah D is yapping somewhere else in the desert. That's just in the nightmare. They're just you've got your eyeliner on.

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 1:18:16

You can hear your drill re rattling. And then you put on your record player. What's the song?

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:22

The song specifically.

SPEAKER_02: 1:18:23

Yeah, that you the one song that you have to end up listening to, the only record that you've got on repeat on your desert island.

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:30

Well, it's gonna be one that everyone is gonna expect. It is obviously a flavoured Max song, and it is one called Rhiannon. I will listen to that song forever. It's good vibes, it's a little bit spooky. Perfect.

SPEAKER_02: 1:18:45

Thank you very much. And if you were to send a message out in a bottle um for help, what would it say?

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:52

Help me. I've only bought my eyeliner, my rings, and my record player for Sarah D. I need some help.

SPEAKER_05: 1:18:57

Could you please come and find me?

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:59

Um and then I'd Yeah, send that out, I think.

SPEAKER_03: 1:19:02

Wait, you just message Sarah D.

SPEAKER_04: 1:19:04

No, no, no, I'd say that help me, I'm stuck on an island with Sarah D.

SPEAKER_03: 1:19:07

Yeah, I see, I see.

SPEAKER_04: 1:19:08

All I have is the items I've got, and I need some help quickly because I'm probably not gonna last very much longer.

SPEAKER_02: 1:19:13

Thank you very much. Emily, the small pineapple picker.

SPEAKER_04: 1:19:16

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02: 1:19:16

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04: 1:19:17

Perfect. Yeah, thank you so much.

SPEAKER_05: 1:19:19

Oh my god, that was so stressful.

SPEAKER_02: 1:19:22

There we go, Emily Conneli. That was wonderful. An incredible conversation that neither of us can really remember in depth. But we remember how we felt afterwards. Do you know what I dude remember is it was- You dude? No. What do you remember?

SPEAKER_03: 1:19:38

I always pick up on people when they do stuff like that.

SPEAKER_02: 1:19:41

I genuinely have started doing it more and more because when we're doing like game shows and stuff, you're so busy thinking about everything else. You don't always think about exactly what you're saying. And it's so easy to just merge words together.

SPEAKER_03: 1:19:54

There's such an autopilot. The worst one is calling bingo. Yeah, yeah. When you're calling bingo and your brain goes to another place and you'll just look at the number, you can call it automatically. That's fine.

SPEAKER_02: 1:20:06

It's like driving and you don't know where you've how you got here, but it's like I feel about bingo, but sometimes I I just go off somewhere else. And there'll be I'll come back to it and going, I've not really been paying attention to what numbers I'm calling out. Oh, what have I just been saying?

SPEAKER_03: 1:20:23

Also, the worst thing, and this is a very much peep behind the curtain, is on our bingo machine, yeah. You have obviously the numbers that are that are about to be called, you've got like a second or two, depending on how when you release the button, just so you're ready to call it. But also, right next to it in the font, it's not any smaller, it's the same size, and not that far away is the tally number of the number you've called. So how many numbers have been read out so far? Exactly. So it's very, very easy to if you lose to look and you are looking at that wrong number and oh, painful. Yeah. I don't think I've done it, but it is. So what I was gonna say is I do and did, that's came out as dude. I dude. Remember that the the episode was recorded just after lunch, and also we didn't have a lunch break.

SPEAKER_02: 1:21:11

The Little Egg's Ben episode took so long to record that we ended up skipping lunch altogether. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 1:21:18

And yes, it was so so she brought Emily brought incredible energy, which really helped us also in the last one. Um uh was it who was the the last one? Is it the last one? Well, the last episode would have been BRJ. No, not that one.

SPEAKER_02: 1:21:35

Oh, you mean the last the final what do you mean? Sean Sean, sorry, sorry, the last episode from Five Lakes, that time, yes, Sean. Um, our stomachs.

SPEAKER_03: 1:21:44

Yes, you could I'm sure you can audibly hear them. Uh so it's Little Legs' Fold. You've got that to look forward to. Emily brought the energy for this one a lot. Um, and well, uh listeners will agree her accent is incredible.

SPEAKER_02: 1:21:57

Incredible. Incredible. No, it was a lot of fun to record. So thank you. Hopefully you enjoyed watching it as well. As always, if there has been any ridiculous captions to the YouTube video due to the automated generated captions, post some pictures of them uh below because that's always a lot of fun to read those.

SPEAKER_03: 1:22:17

Also, in the intro, I was briefly uh mentioning Smellavision uh came up. I have an idea talking about dimensions, and this is the listeners, and please feel comment below. Would you like us uh before every episode to send you a smell guide? A fra no a fragrance that you can either scratch and sniff or a bottle that you can open up.

SPEAKER_02: 1:22:39

I would love I would love for us to produce an all-exclusive scratch and sniff. Or just a sense. I think this the whole thing is just hilarious. What do you what do you think? Post in the comments, what you think this studio smells like. Oh my god, but you've got the wood, you've got all of the wood. Yeah, and the new carpet.

unknown: 1:22:58

Smells of paint.

SPEAKER_03: 1:22:59

It does smell of a new carpet in paint. It is wonderful and fresh, can I just say? There is a there is uh a cedar wood, is that a thing?

SPEAKER_02: 1:23:07

What do you think this room smells like? This is not good. We shouldn't have started that. No, you you're the one who started the smell of vision conversation. Oh, yeah, but I meant can I, and this is gonna be so old news, but I know you'll absolutely love this, and this is so off and tangent, but celebrity traitors? Yes, we should have talked about this in the other we should have talked about this in Little Legs Ben's intro, but Dame Celia, Lady Celia, whatever her name is, uh Celia. Miss Celia, that's what they keep calling them. Yeah, when she was in the cabin.

SPEAKER_03: 1:23:40

Yes, in in the cabin of the torture cabin, and then it was a close-up. Well, no, not close. There was three in shot, I think. She was in the middle, and then a how can I say it? A maybe we'll play a a a bottom burp noise happened. Yeah, but I think what it is, I'm so used to watching TV, and I said this to my wife, Megan, and I have a wife. Um, I assumed it was a floorboard, and the gag was, oh, it sounded like fart. But then when she just went, sorry, I farted, I was nervous. Incredible. We have peaked as a society on watching TV.

SPEAKER_02: 1:24:16

We need to talk about this in another prequel thing because I think the The Traitors is incredible, even if we just clip this up and us talking about the traitors is always great. But how good of a TV program is that? And I think it's such a well-produced TV programme that now we've put celebrities in the mix. Well, I say we, they have put celebrities in the mix. Yeah, it is so incredible because they're just bringing all of their knowledge to how these things work, and just they are being themselves, but they also know how to work the situations. It if you've not watched it, it's incredible. It is good. Alan Carr, as yeah, well, spoilers are gonna be. Can we do spoilers? At this rate, who who knows how many weeks it's been since he's headed.

SPEAKER_03: 1:25:00

That is true. Um, Alan Carr as a traitor, it was a genius move from the production team. And I admit, when it was further when he was first selected, I was like, this is a mistake because he is so transparent, but because he is, it's like a double bluff. You don't you suspect him, so therefore you don't. It was and him killing Paloma. Oh my goodness, incredible TV.

SPEAKER_02: 1:25:24

I actually really like the selection of traitors, I think all of them are brilliant. Jonathan Ross, I think, just again, he brings that knowledge of working in TV with it all. Cat is so under the radar that it's brilliant. Absolutely, and my favourite, my all-time favourite, there's been so many great moments. But Jonathan Ross standing there at the funeral going, so Alan, would you like to say a few words? Was absolutely incredible like wind-up play.

SPEAKER_03: 1:25:52

Yeah, there are a lot of memes coming off of this, which is just it is a lovely thing because they do know the celebrities do understand the cameras and how to work it, but also because of that, the two Joes, so you've got Joe Wilkinson and rugby player Joe. Joe Marlon. I forgot his yeah, they because they understand production, they are so on the money going, if I was a producer, yeah, I would pit, and they've also they're nicknamed the two big dogs of um Jonathan Ross and Stephen Fry and Stephen Fry. They're so right, yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 1:26:26

That's I think you don't expect them to be the really clever ones, but they are both very clever.

SPEAKER_03: 1:26:32

And this is my final point I made to my wife, Megan, I've got a wife now, is that Joe Wilkinson's character, like on 8 out of 10 cats, he is portrayed as a thick character, which some say echoes the character of Twitch. No, which I it's not yours is not a character. Which which I Ashley plays. And my point, my point is I'm sure the listeners will agree with me, it takes someone with great intelligence and skill to play such a thick character.

SPEAKER_02: 1:27:05

Usually, yes. In the instance here at Potter's Resort It would need be described as sheer dumb luck. I think me and Henry used to always talk about this. We need to do a Potter's traitors a game. We have this table.

SPEAKER_03: 1:27:25

The table is ready for it right here.

SPEAKER_02: 1:27:27

The oval table. I have a I have a cloak. We can I reckon we could we could do something with that.

SPEAKER_03: 1:27:35

I think we can do it now. Right now, let's put let's close our eyes and then Ross, you just touch one of us and then we'll see who's a traitor. Let's not think about it. Let's go.

SPEAKER_02: 1:27:45

Well, no, because the other one will obviously be the faithful and have you chosen Ross? We're gonna work on this and we're gonna come back to the show. We might have to anyway. Let's thank you very much for watching.

SPEAKER_03: 1:27:56

I he didn't touch me, so I think I'm a faithful. I think you're the traitor. We're gonna be back with you.

SPEAKER_02: 1:28:02

We're gonna be back with you next week. Was I the traitor? No. You'd be the first one killed off. We're gonna be back with you next week, and we're gonna be doing the introduction format uh properly, uh, as we have been in previous episodes. So send in any bits and pieces. Leia will hopefully have your picture. I know you sent in a couple of weeks ago. We'll have that for you. Uh for your thing. I know we talked about that in a previous episode. Wonderful brush strokes. Uh so thank you for watching Emily Keneally's episode. Twitch talk. Hashtag TwitchTalk. Remember that. He's it's growing on you, that isn't it?

SPEAKER_03: 1:28:36

I yeah, I'm uh you've got to lean into these things. I'm working with you, I know what it's like. We'll see you next time. Goodbye.

SPEAKER_04: 1:28:53

Maybe I should have done the on my rich, that would have made more sense.