News, Nonsense, And Meatballs...S4E2

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SPEAKER_11 0:00

Welcome to Some People in a Puzzle Podcast, where the drinks are strong, the pieces never fit, and the conversations go absolutely anywhere. Sports, news, conspiracies, you name it, we'll still.

SPEAKER_00 0:11

Well, here we are. Back at it.

SPEAKER_10 0:14

Imagine that's the intro.

SPEAKER_00 0:16

That is that is the intro. I don't have to imagine that's it. Oh, yo, um we jump right back into it. Let's jump into it, because it's a little chilly, right?

SPEAKER_09 0:24

What with the Nancy? We're gonna talk about Nancy?

SPEAKER_00 0:26

Have you guys seen any updates on Nancy Guthrie?

SPEAKER_09 0:28

I just heard that it like it's all stalled out. They maybe has some DNA, but it's got no CODIS hit. No hit.

SPEAKER_00 0:34

There is an update on Nancy Guthrie. Supposedly, there's a guy on TikTok, and he searched. You know how you can go to Google and you can search whatever someone's been searching, like keywords.

SPEAKER_10 0:47

Yeah. That's how did you come about this information?

SPEAKER_00 0:50

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_10 0:51

Like, how do you know that?

SPEAKER_00 0:52

Because you can do it, you've always been able to do that on Google.

SPEAKER_10 0:55

We do it. They usually show up suggestions, but I don't think it says where they're searching from. Like 900.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

No, it shows it where it shows where it's searching from. Anyways, there's a guy on TikTok and he searched Nancy Nancy Nancy. Nancy Nancy Guthrie's address before the kidnapping. And there was a hit from Colorado.

SPEAKER_10 1:16

What?

SPEAKER_00 1:17

And the search that they searched was Nancy. Nancy Guthrie's address. The ransom note that TMZ received said if you give us whatever million, we'll have her back in 12 hours. Is 10 hours away from where she was kidnapped.

SPEAKER_09 1:36

What the hell? You think she's here?

SPEAKER_00 1:38

I think she's in Colorado.

SPEAKER_09 1:39

Okay, so the guy's in Colorado.

SPEAKER_00 1:41

What do you mean the guy's in Colorado?

SPEAKER_09 1:43

We assume. Like based on the hit. Yeah, and you're in Colorado.

SPEAKER_00 1:48

Alright, here we go.

SPEAKER_05 1:49

There is only one place in the world. He's awfully nervous that was searching for Nancy Guthrie's address before.

SPEAKER_00 1:54

I'm nervous? No, I took a hit of a buterol. I'm gonna be a little jittery. My heart's like pumping.

SPEAKER_05 2:03

Prior to January 31st, search data spiked 100% for the phrase Nancy Guthrie address. But it didn't come from Tucson or Mexico or even her home state. It came from Grand Junction, Colorado. Harvey Levin, TMZ founder himself, got a ransom letter on February 6th. That letter said, pay up and Nancy will be returned back to Tucson within 12 hours. Grand Junction to Tucson is 10 and a half hours straight shot. Add half an hour for gas, another half hour for more gas, maybe a food stop.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

And what do you get? 11 and a half to 12 hours. That's not a random number. That's calculated. That's a timeline.

SPEAKER_09 2:45

I don't know, man. What's the beef with this lady though? Take them away. What do you mean? She's got money. She's got access to money.

SPEAKER_08 2:51

Okay, but she's no use if she's dead. Weren't like people saying like there was a connection with Epstein files? Or am I trooping?

SPEAKER_00 2:59

You're tripping.

SPEAKER_08 3:01

I swear I heard something like that. Because another thing I've heard was that like Western Colorado has connections with the Epstein files as well.

SPEAKER_00 3:11

The only updates I'm finding are people that are on TikTok and they make it sound so credible. Like at this point, I feel like the FBI should have a TikTok account and they just drop updates like that.

SPEAKER_10 3:20

It's been 20 days already.

SPEAKER_00 3:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 3:22

Wait, day Yeah, what the heck?

SPEAKER_00 3:24

It's been a minute.

SPEAKER_10 3:25

Dude, seven news says she was apparently kidnapped.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

Remember Balloon Boy?

SPEAKER_10 3:32

Oh my gosh, yeah. Yeah. It sounds like a fever dream.

SPEAKER_00 3:35

Yeah, these news outlets are like, we're not falling for this again. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 3:38

I'm not saying that's what's happening, but if her own kids haven't heard from her, why use the word apparently? Like this woman is missing.

SPEAKER_00 3:45

Yeah. Well, in other news, do you guys hear about the big retail news out of Colorado? Fort Collins to be in specific.

SPEAKER_10 3:53

Ikea?

SPEAKER_00 3:54

It's coming to Fort Holland.

SPEAKER_10 3:55

I am so happy.

SPEAKER_00 3:56

How crazy is that?

SPEAKER_10 3:57

Okay, I don't care what anyone says. There's something about freaking smashing your toe on a couch you're supposed to be putting together. Love it.

SPEAKER_00 4:04

Do you know where it's going?

SPEAKER_10 4:05

Yeah. Like the super target?

SPEAKER_00 4:07

Where the old Toys or Russ used to be.

SPEAKER_09 4:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 4:10

It's like council tree.

SPEAKER_00 4:12

Council tree. Oh. Council tree. Yeah, you're right. They say it's not gonna be as big as the other ones, obviously. It's a pretty small space. They're gonna have all the most popular items, and hopefully they bring the meatballs, because that's all I'm thinking about.

SPEAKER_10 4:24

The meatballs?

SPEAKER_00 4:25

I think that isn't that what they're famous for?

SPEAKER_10 4:27

I think they're famous for their furniture, Eli.

SPEAKER_00 4:29

No, I think they're famous for their meatballs, I'm pretty sure. What do you know them for?

SPEAKER_08 4:33

I know them as meatballs. That's what I was saying. Should we ask AI? The meatballs.

SPEAKER_06 4:37

The meatballs.

SPEAKER_00 4:38

Should we ask AI? Alright, quick question. What is IKEA known for?

SPEAKER_06 4:42

IKEA is pretty famous for its flat pack furniture. Basically, you assemble it yourself at home. They're known for that modern, minimal Scandinavian design, plus an affordable price tag. Oh, and the meatballs. You can't forget those Swedish meatballs in the food garden.

SPEAKER_00 4:55

Okay, I'm sitting here with my girl Beanie, and she's saying they're famous for the furniture. I'm saying they're famous for the meatballs. I don't know which one's more popular.

SPEAKER_06 5:03

Honestly, you're both right. The furniture is iconic, but those meatballs have become a legend of their own. Let's call it a delicious tie.

SPEAKER_00 5:11

Do they do the mash and peas there too, or is it just the meatballs?

SPEAKER_06 5:14

Oh, they absolutely do the whole plate. You get meatballs, mashed potatoes, and that signature link and berry sauce. It's a full-on comfort food experience, IKEA style.

SPEAKER_10 5:23

Do they do mashed potato Mondays?

SPEAKER_07 5:25

Not officially, but hey, you could always make it your own tradition. Swing by on a Monday, grab those meatballs and mashed potatoes, and boom, mashed potato Monday is born.

SPEAKER_00 5:35

I guess we're all kind of right. And Fort Collins kind of wins to get a uh an IKEA set up. That was the most random news I ever seen.

SPEAKER_10 5:43

But I'm actually so stoked for that. A lot of people are mad.

SPEAKER_00 5:47

Why?

SPEAKER_10 5:47

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 5:49

I feel like anything that's new in an area just pisses people off.

SPEAKER_10 5:53

I'm like, y'all, y'all don't fuck with IKEA?

SPEAKER_00 5:56

What else could we put there that would make sense?

SPEAKER_09 5:59

We had to for sure. No, we had an adventure park. It was it was urban air.

SPEAKER_00 6:04

Yeah, I was gonna say we had like a jump place there like nine times.

SPEAKER_09 6:07

They had a whole ass go-kart course in there. But that was fun. Wait, did they remove that?

SPEAKER_00 6:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 6:11

You don't want to know where I saw it. They posted it not only on Facebook Market, but they also posted it in Craigslist.

SPEAKER_00 6:19

Posted what?

SPEAKER_09 6:20

All of the equipment. What? Yeah, shit, you not. You could go in for$125,000. You could go and buy all of the stuff that was in there.

SPEAKER_10 6:29

I would love to have a ball pit the size of my basement. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 6:32

That is kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_10 6:34

Did they go like bankrupt or something? Or like why'd they close?

SPEAKER_09 6:37

Uh I think there was a disagreement between the franchisee and corporate. So the franchisee woke up one day and was like, we're done and closed it. So all of those birthday parties, could you imagine being that kid? Right? Sorry. Being like, my birthday party's in our banana's vacant. Woohoo!

SPEAKER_10 6:57

It's like sorry, little Billy. For your birthday this year, you get disappointment.

SPEAKER_00 7:01

Speaking of disappointments, what concerts have you guys been to? Live.

SPEAKER_08 7:06

Live? Silksonic Bruno.

SPEAKER_00 7:09

You have to speak louder. I gotta put the mic down your throat.

SPEAKER_08 7:12

I've been to I've been to Silksonic. I've been to Bruno's concert. I've been to the weekend.

SPEAKER_00 7:21

Pretty good seats? Yeah. Good seats? Really? Like you can touch them?

SPEAKER_08 7:25

No nosebleeds, but no, it's okay. Why would you say yeah?

SPEAKER_00 7:28

If I said good seats, you said mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08 7:29

Because for okay, for Bruno, anything is a good seat.

SPEAKER_00 7:32

Have you seen concerts where the artists get a little close and they kind of get into the stands and they stage dive every now and then? Or they like sing really close to the audience? You know, Ray J was doing that at his last performance and someone ripped his heart monitor off.

SPEAKER_10 7:46

Was it like a xyopatch or something?

SPEAKER_00 7:48

I don't know what that means. Um, I don't know. Uh it was collecting data. Because you know he's got what, like seven months to live.

SPEAKER_10 7:54

Really?

SPEAKER_00 7:54

So it was collecting all the data for his medication and someone snatched it from him.

SPEAKER_10 7:58

Are you being serious only a seven months to live?

SPEAKER_00 8:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 8:00

Yeah, it's it's terrible. Wait, are you being so for real?

SPEAKER_00 8:04

I'm being serious, yeah. Ray J is What? Ray J said, Hey, I don't wanna I have his quotes on here.

SPEAKER_09 8:10

The images from his last concert, like he's wearing um sunglasses. You could literally see blood streaming down his face. What's wrong with them?

SPEAKER_00 8:19

So Ray J has publicly said his heart is only functioning at 25% of normal capacity. After a serious hospitalization earlier this year, doctors reportedly told him he has months to live. And Ray J himself said he might not make it past 2027. He had an unexpected moment during a recent performance when his heart monitor tracking his heartbeat became the center of attention. Some fan decided that a heart monitor was a perfect concert souvenir. In the middle of the performance, the fan grabbed and took his heart monitor, and now he's pleading to get it back because they need the data from the heart monitor to figure out what they need to do for his treatment.

SPEAKER_10 9:00

Dude, that's horrible. Knowing people these days, they're probably gonna put it like on eBay and Imagine they like sell it back to him for like 10 million dollars.

SPEAKER_03 9:07

They most likely will.

SPEAKER_10 9:08

You know what is sad though? Eric Dane passed away yesterday. That condition is like so sad to think about. That made me really sad.

SPEAKER_09 9:15

They um released a documentary of him today. Oh, yeah, enough Netflix. What the heck? Yeah, and it was he designed it to be his last words to be able to shape his own legacy.

SPEAKER_08 9:29

I think the clip that got me the most was when he was talking to his daughters or like for his daughters, and he was like, I tried.

SPEAKER_10 9:36

And he said that that was sad. Well, one of the interviews I had seen with him, he was just like, I just want to make it long enough to like walk my daughter down the aisle. Oof. And I was like, oof, my heart. So not only did we have to watch him die in Grey's Anatomy, we had to watch him die in real life too.

SPEAKER_00 9:51

Well, let's lighten the mood a little bit. I don't know if it came across you guys' feed. You guys know about Punch the Monkey?

SPEAKER_10 9:57

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 9:57

Oh my gosh, he is. That is sad. That is even sadder than fucking helping the mood?

SPEAKER_00 10:04

Honestly, I thought you guys were gonna say no, no, no, and then I could break the news to you guys that there's a fucking baby monkey being bullied trying to find a unit.

SPEAKER_10 10:12

Someone found him.

SPEAKER_00 10:13

Okay, so he's chill now, he's chill. I've seen a video where they're like punch got his hug, and I went to the comments and everyone's like, that is not punch.

SPEAKER_09 10:21

What the hell?

SPEAKER_00 10:22

And everyone's like, that is not punch, that is not punch.

SPEAKER_09 10:24

It didn't look like punch.

SPEAKER_00 10:25

It didn't look like him. His face was like white.

SPEAKER_09 10:27

Oh, I get it, I get it. I'm following.

SPEAKER_00 10:30

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_09 10:31

When you said Punch got his hug, so they like took an updated photo of Punch.

SPEAKER_00 10:36

Yeah, with a supposedly family that took him in. And then there's a lot of people that are like, oh wow, he gets internet famous and all of a sudden they want to bring him in. They want to let him join the pack. Either they got a really good PR team and they're doing damage control, or they're in it for the they're in it for the fame. There's some gold-digging monkeys out there, they're in it for the bananas. And then, because what happened to that little hippo? I'm gonna pull my AI back out.

SPEAKER_09 11:06

I was like, there was a pygmy hippo who was what was her name? Fiona or something like that? But I feel like that's old.

SPEAKER_00 11:11

No, not Fiona. What is the name of that baby hippo that was viral that everyone loved last year?

SPEAKER_06 11:17

You're probably thinking of Fiona. She's that adorable.

SPEAKER_00 11:20

No, no, no, no, no, no, it's not Fiona, it's not Fiona. It's a different one. Is there a different one?

SPEAKER_06 11:27

Uh yes. You might be thinking of Gustavo, the hippo.

SPEAKER_00 11:31

No, how many viral hippos are there?

SPEAKER_09 11:33

Probably three is about you.

SPEAKER_00 11:36

Moving. Mooding.

SPEAKER_09 11:38

Did you but wait, you said monkey. He said monkey.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

Mooding. You don't remember that? No let me a mini thing. Look, they did SNL skits about um. Either way, punch is gonna die out in two months. No one's gonna care about punch. And then they're gonna kick him to the side. They're not gonna accept him in the family anymore. He's gonna get hooked on drugs. It's gonna be your typical overnight celebrity story.

SPEAKER_08 12:01

I've seen a meme where it was like Punch is gonna turn into Caesar.

SPEAKER_00 12:05

Caesar?

SPEAKER_08 12:05

From Planet of the Inns.

SPEAKER_00 12:09

No, that'd be that'd be tough. That'd be best case scenario for him. Well, Punch. Hopefully you got accepted into a family, and if not, we'll be your family. Damn, that was deep. Damn, that was deep. That was deep.

SPEAKER_10 12:24

You just have a studio monkey?

SPEAKER_00 12:26

Yup.

SPEAKER_10 12:26

That would be sick.

SPEAKER_00 12:27

Like uh Michael Jackson?

SPEAKER_10 12:29

No, we don't need a studio monkey.

SPEAKER_09 12:31

We have you.

SPEAKER_00 12:31

Oh.

SPEAKER_09 12:32

Damn.

SPEAKER_00 12:33

And that Michael Jackson's monkey, Bubbles.

SPEAKER_09 12:35

It was a chimp, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_00 12:37

That's all the same thing. Potato potato. What else we got on the phone?

SPEAKER_09 12:40

I was like, I don't think they're the same thing, but aren't you afraid of monkeys?

SPEAKER_00 12:45

Me?

SPEAKER_09 12:45

Yeah, you.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

I just really don't like them. I'm not yeah, I'm scared of them. Have you seen the news reports on those things? People that have them as pets, they just rip their face off.

SPEAKER_09 12:54

That was one time.

SPEAKER_00 12:56

Have you have you not heard those police calls? An old white man?

SPEAKER_12 13:03

No problem there. Oh my god! My friend! What's the problem with your friends? The monkey problem.

SPEAKER_04 13:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 13:32

This person's on the way.

SPEAKER_12 13:37

Where's the monkey going? Okay, I think you're gonna calm down a minute. Can you push yourself away? I don't want to.

SPEAKER_00 13:50

Calm down a little bit, sir. He ripped her fing face off.

SPEAKER_09 13:56

I'm gonna be honest. Like, if you're gonna own something like that, knowing at the end of the day that they're wild animals, like, why wouldn't you have no? That's sad.

SPEAKER_00 14:07

Well, when you have what, like a tranquilizer?

SPEAKER_09 14:08

Well, not even a tranquilizer, because tranquilizer, see, in best case scenario, if you hit the chimp, it's gonna take 10 minutes for it to go down in the first place. And then you have this weird phase of like dysphoria, which could make them worse, or just having a gun. Like fight like hell for two.

SPEAKER_00 14:26

Well, no, because it's no, you know how strong they are? After you freaking no, are you crazy? You cannot.

SPEAKER_11 14:32

I'm saying if you had a tranquilizer, you shoot the monkey.

SPEAKER_00 14:36

No, because that takes like five minutes to kick in.

SPEAKER_11 14:38

Exactly. I said fight like hell for five to ten minutes.

SPEAKER_00 14:40

Okay, I'd rather not. I'd rather not fight like a I'd rather shoot him in the face with a shotgun.

SPEAKER_10 14:46

Um if you're weak to say that has a history of losing some fights.

SPEAKER_00 14:50

No, I don't. What fight have I lost?

SPEAKER_08 14:53

Remember kickball? Remember the other one when we went to the wedding?

SPEAKER_00 14:59

Those aren't losses. Those were just misunderstandings. Yeah, okay. I lost a couple of fights. You can't even call them fights. They were misunderstandings. That's crazy. No, I'm terrified of uh primates. Well, I'm from uh Chimban Z ripping their face. Let's find the mood a little bit. This this podcast got a little dark, huh? Have you guys uh heard of uh peanut?

SPEAKER_10 15:24

Peanut.

SPEAKER_00 15:25

The burnt peanut.

SPEAKER_08 15:27

The burnt peanut?

SPEAKER_00 15:28

Yeah. He's a streamer.

SPEAKER_10 15:31

Wait, like a video game screen.

SPEAKER_00 15:33

Yeah, he's he streams video games and he's like, this is burnt peanut.

SPEAKER_02 15:37

My wife calls you a potato. What should I do about this? Divorce her.

SPEAKER_10 15:41

Divorce her.

SPEAKER_02 15:42

Um why is there a peanut on my screen? Why is there a bitch in my chat? You might dad for a second, huh? Are we both buttoned for a little second, huh? Milk. What do you say? You remember your dad when he left for milk? I remember your dad when he gave me his milk. Wouldn't you bring it down? What's I get one open my mouth? And bam, boom. Do I read your chat your little bitch? Fuck you.

SPEAKER_00 16:23

Dude is Dude has taken over my TikTok feed. He's taking over everything I'm on. Facebook, TikTok. Like, he is the hottest streamer right now. Who'd have thought?

SPEAKER_09 16:35

Does he ever show his face?

SPEAKER_00 16:36

No, this is the whole thing about him. Is no one knows who he is. People say he's Tim Dylan. People say he's Dr. Disrespect. Who knows who he is? Hopefully, not Dr. Disrespect, because that would that would really ruin things.

SPEAKER_08 16:50

Dr.

SPEAKER_00 16:50

Disrespect. Dr. Disrespect was another online streamer. And then he got caught uh messaging underage girls. Oh. And he got canceled, and then he's trying to make a comeback. It didn't work out. And then people were like, what if he just put on a peanut filter? And that's him. I don't think it is. He's never been that funny. But people are like, it could be him, and that could be his way to come back in anonymous anonymously. Anyways, I love the burnt peanut. I just wanted to bring that up.

SPEAKER_10 17:18

He's funny.

SPEAKER_08 17:20

It's giving very much like have you guys or do you guys know the what the fuck? Okay.

SPEAKER_00 17:27

Yeah, but I guess something it's giving us the video I showed her. It's giving what?

SPEAKER_08 17:43

Have you guys seen like the annoying orange?

SPEAKER_03 17:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 17:46

That's what I'll do.

SPEAKER_03 17:48

Fuck it.

SPEAKER_08 17:50

Fuck it.

SPEAKER_00 17:53

That is. That's you. You don't even realize it. Oh my god. I love that we'd be able to do the rest of this episode now. Okay. Um.

SPEAKER_09 18:06

Yeah no, I think that see, I think it's because it repeats right now.

SPEAKER_00 18:09

That made me cry a little.

SPEAKER_09 18:11

So I think we need to do, we need to figure out this side before we go too far on that side. Can we talk about gymicks?

SPEAKER_00 18:19

Talk about what?

SPEAKER_08 18:20

Gym Ix.

SPEAKER_00 18:21

Gym Ix?

SPEAKER_08 18:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:22

What is Gym Ix?

SPEAKER_08 18:23

Okay, well I know whume X. Humex.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

Yeah, the beer.

SPEAKER_08 18:27

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 18:28

Okay, Jim Ix.

SPEAKER_08 18:29

I think it was actually a juice first.

SPEAKER_00 18:31

Yeah, you're right. It was. It was like angry, yay, you're right.

SPEAKER_08 18:35

But like Jim Icks, like things that like make you like give you the ick in the gym.

SPEAKER_00 18:40

Gym ix.

SPEAKER_09 18:41

Yes. Dude, the grunting, I can't. It's so gross when you know what sucks.

SPEAKER_00 18:47

No, but you know what sucks? I was in the gym two days ago. And I had to take my overhead headphones in, you know, because I forgot my earbuds. And it's no use counseling, so I could hear everything in my head that I'm doing. And I'm working out and I'm like, You gave yourself two. And I was like, no way I'm doing this in this loud. And I pulled my ear but to the side.

SPEAKER_03 19:08

Oh my god. I was like, I'm doing it. You really got loud.

SPEAKER_00 19:14

Oh my god. Yo, I got goosebumps all over me. And then I tried not to do it. And then I fucked up my breathing, and then my heart started beating. I was like, I'm having a panic attack. And I was on the leg press. I was like, and then there's a girl next to me doing the leg press. She knows I just started my set. I don't want to freak out and just run away. Then I was like, I know she knows that I know I'm breathing too heavy now. And that I was counting out loud. It was a it was a nightmare. And I didn't go back to the gym today. So I'll be back on Tuesday and we'll try again. Because that was yes, that's a real thing. That's me. I did it. I did it.

SPEAKER_09 19:53

That's I would have left immediately. Gone.

SPEAKER_00 19:59

There was a time when I was doing the leg press and I was like, I shouldn't do this because I was real gassy that day.

SPEAKER_03 20:05

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 20:06

And I was like, should I just walk around the gym and kind of, you know, just air it out? You know, go to the water belt. And I was like, no, I gotta do it. I'm running short on time. I gotta get this press, and if it happens, just act like it didn't happen. It didn't happen. But my night, I just kept thinking about it, like, right there. Nope.

SPEAKER_10 20:26

Right there, nope. You're out here crap dusting people.

SPEAKER_00 20:31

Could you imagine that happening while you're doing a leg press?

SPEAKER_08 20:34

That's why you have to grunt.

SPEAKER_00 20:35

Yeah, it's probably a lot. No, that's what other icks are there? Because that that sorry, I interrupted your bit. I grunting is an ick. I caught myself doing it. I'm gonna be better. What other icks are there in the gym?

SPEAKER_08 20:50

When people don't like wipe down the like machines when they put their backs against the like sweaty thing. Exactly. It's disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 20:59

So my gym, yeah, my gym provides that's disgusting.

SPEAKER_09 21:03

It's me with the swap ass, usually. I get it. I don't know. I did I don't even want to say I don't have time for that, but like I don't know, wiping off every handle for every dumbbell that I touch. I just like No, not dumbbells. But what else the seats? The seats. Right, but even when I'm like laying down during my stretches and it fucking sweat mark from my back.

SPEAKER_00 21:23

That's so gross.

SPEAKER_09 21:25

So then you just getting on the floor fucking spraying the thing. Wiping the room. Oh, the matter. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 21:29

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, maybe.

SPEAKER_09 21:31

And even the yoga mats, too, because I use the yoga mats, right? As well. And of course, you're like sweaty, and then you like it's sweaty. I don't spray down the yoga mats, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00 21:41

It's it's easy. My gym, I don't know all the gyms out there and what they do, but my gym provides towels, like actual towels, you know, and like disinfect it. So I grab a towel, I spray it front and back, and I just soak it in in and sanitizer, and I fold it. And I tuck it into my shorts. What? Is that crazy?

SPEAKER_08 22:04

No, keep going, keep going.

SPEAKER_00 22:06

I tuck it into my shorts, I do my set. When I'm done, I pull it out and I wipe the machine down and I fold it up to the side that's wiped, and I put it back in my pants.

SPEAKER_09 22:15

Brother, people probably think you're just wiping your sky all over the machine. No. What? My mind would be like, what? Why? What?

SPEAKER_00 22:25

Because my cause the towel's soaked with hand sanitizer. Well, it's not hand sanitizer. I don't put it in my bag, I put it right here. Or in my pocket hanging out. I shouldn't do that anymore.

SPEAKER_09 22:37

I don't know, but then your legs wet. If I saw you at the gym doing that, I'd be like, Okay, maybe I'll be confused as hell.

SPEAKER_00 22:43

Okay, what if I just carry it and I just throw it on the ground and I just carry it around? I'm not gonna get a new towel every time. That's crazy. Do I get a new towel every time?

SPEAKER_08 22:52

Okay, no. What do you do? Saving the environment.

SPEAKER_00 22:54

What do you do?

SPEAKER_08 22:55

Okay, well, okay, I go to broke.

SPEAKER_00 22:58

Bleed that out.

SPEAKER_08 23:00

If you're broke, just say that. They don't even know where you go. But like they have like paper towels and like the spray.

SPEAKER_00 23:06

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 23:07

And so that's what I do. I grab a paper towel every single time.

SPEAKER_00 23:10

But see, ours don't we don't have paper towels. We have actual towels. They don't have any paper towels there.

SPEAKER_10 23:16

They don't have wipes or anything either?

SPEAKER_00 23:18

Nothing. Oh no wipes, no paper towels. It is just straight cloth towels.

SPEAKER_10 23:22

You'd think with how much they're charging you for your membership, they'd at least give you the supplies to clean.

SPEAKER_00 23:27

They do. There's a whole cleaning station, but it's all just white rags. Hundreds of white rags. And and different things.

SPEAKER_08 23:36

Okay, every time you like say the gym, I think of your story of like the sauna. How you went into the sauna and there's like these old guys in there and they're butt-naked.

SPEAKER_00 23:48

Yeah. So that's that's every gym. I mean, I've had some weird conversations with guys in the bathroom the weirdest conversation I had the weirdest conversation I had in the locker room is I'm washing my hands after my gym session. That's Nick. If you don't wash your hands after you're done, if you don't wash your hands, you're sick.

SPEAKER_10 24:09

I think if you don't shower afterwards.

SPEAKER_00 24:12

That too. Who doesn't do that? But like they have hand sanitizer throughout the gym, and I use it, you know, in between sets or when I'm near it. But at the end of it, I wash my hands. The sickest thing that's ever happened is I was washing my hands. A guy came up to me and said something, it's an older gentleman, and I looked over, and when I looked over at him, our sinks are a little lower. He grabbed his stuff and set it on the counter and started washing his hands. And I looked at it and said, he just got ding balls. That's the story that's on the counter. Next, and I looked at him and he was just w and he like looked at me like nodded, and I was like, You're trying to make a pass at you. Oh I thought he was gonna start rinsing them off or something.

SPEAKER_10 24:51

So it's bondages. His balls.

SPEAKER_00 24:53

I thought he was just gonna start washing them there in the sink. I've never seen that. That someone walks up and just picks it up and sets it on the counter, and then had the audacity to go get his whitey tidies on and put them up to his fucking nipples. That guy's sick. Why I watch him put his underwear on, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 25:11

That's the weird fucking place does.

SPEAKER_00 25:14

I like the way he put them on and you know when they got when they got you where they needed to be, you snapped it around his waist. Like I was like, oh, that's kind of cool. I should say doing that. There we go. No, what other icks are there?

SPEAKER_09 25:25

I don't like when people slam the plates. When you're working on a machine and you slam the plates, like you don't have the control to like control the uh like that shit drives me crazy and then it's repetitive, so then you get that one guy who's like uh I'm just like dude. I get it. That's that's that we're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00 25:43

That's what it sounded like in the locker.

SPEAKER_09 25:47

Ugh!

SPEAKER_00 25:48

That's why I looked over and like girls.