In The Booth with Shawn Booth

Shawn Is Going To Be A Navy SEAL ...

Shawn Booth Episode 40

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For just the next 4 days!

Shawn is headed down to Palm Beach, Florida for a surprise Navy SEAL training experience. SamCat is in Ireland as they share the chaos of their first remote podcast recording. Get a glimpse of the baby madness in Shawn's house & tune in as the two debate which modern-day technology they would bring to the 1950s. 

Navy SEAL Training Surprise Opportunity

Speaker 1

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Speaker 2

I hear you , you hear me .

Speaker 1

I wonder if this thing actually is even working .

Speaker 2

I mean , did you test it ? I don't know .

Speaker 1

Your head's really big . There you go there . All right , I'm going to start rolling here . We are back in the booth and I'm Sean Booth , and thank you guys for tuning in . Wherever you're listening from , maybe you are from Louisville , kentucky , right up the road here in Nashville , tennessee , or maybe you are in Brighton , michigan , or maybe , if you are lucky , you are in Dublin , ireland , right now with the one , the only Samcat and you guys . This is our first ever remote podcast , so we're doing the best that we can here . Hopefully , no . Gen Zers just watched what was going on with me and Samcat trying to get this set up Because we looked very old . It took us about 35 minutes to figure this out , but hopefully the sound quality is good . We want to make sure that we continue pumping out some content and shows for you guys . So here we are , apart how many hours right now , samcat .

Speaker 2

I don't know how many hours were apart , but I know that I'm six hours ahead of you in time , so right now it's 5 PM here and you're at 11 AM there . I'm also not in Dublin , I'm in Belfast . So , you're in Dublin . Don't look for me , I'm not there .

Speaker 1

All right , well , tell the people what you're wearing today . Let's break it down .

Speaker 2

I'm wearing show day clothes because , like I said , I'm in Belfast and we have a show tonight for the CDC country to country festival , so I am rocking very athleisure . I got a nice green sweatshirt on and let me see if I can . I got my show pants on . I'm comfortable sneaks to get the 20 hour day , not to have a hurt back at the end of it .

Speaker 1

Where are you sitting right now ? Are you in a hotel ? I mean , where are you A ?

Speaker 2

body . No , I am in a lovely women's locker room , so if you saw the disaster that is behind me , it would probably make people judge us . But you know what ? We're living out of suitcases . We're on day what's today the eighth ? I'm on day eight of living out of a suitcase , so we're doing the best we can .

Speaker 1

We're doing the best we can , and happy Monday to you guys . While you're listening to this , I am currently down in Florida . I am in West Palm Florida and I'm training with the Navy SEALs for the next three days . Sam Cat .

Speaker 2

Wait , hold on . Are you joking ? Are you being serious ?

Speaker 1

That's serious . That's serious . I got invited to train with other people there's 20 of us and we are training with the Navy SEALs , like the Navy SEALs doing land , sea and air training , putting us through missions . I don't know exactly what it entails , but staying at a cabin like on base and doing the whole thing .

Speaker 2

OK , so I feel like I have a lot of questions . Let's start with how did this come about ?

Speaker 1

Yeah . So a brand reached out to me and from what I gather it's a luxury watch brand and they are doing this limited edition Navy SEAL watch . All right , I'm not a big watch guy , but this watch is really nice , submersible . This is not an ad . I'm not going to pay to say this . Part of their promotion , their marketing , is if you purchase one of these watches , you get to do this experience . That's part of the deal , so maybe that's included in that cost with the watch . So you've got 20 people who did that , who are doing it . And then they just reached out to me and , from what I understand , they're just like , yeah , you seem like a crazy dude who would just hop on a plane and come down here and train with the Navy SEAL . So would you like to come for the week ? And I'm like hell , yeah , let's do it .

Speaker 2

OK , I thought you were going to tell me that it had something to do with the competition you were just in . They saw you running behind Jordan and they were like man , this guy could use some training . But I was very wrong .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , I thought you were going to go the other direction and be like wow , that guy is really fit and fast , let's get him to train the Navy SEALs .

Speaker 2

Yeah , that's exactly what I said . It's exactly what I said , but I don't think that Watches was going to be in the top 100 . Answers for me , but I guess I've got a unique experience .

Speaker 1

There's like a group thread that's going on right now with the people that are training they just the company reached out to me and asked me if I'd like to join . So I'm sure they'll probably do some videos and fun stuff . And yeah , here I am . Right now I am probably in a helicopter with a machine gun over in .

Speaker 2

Iraq . No , no , no , no . I don't think you're gonna go wrong to Florida and they're just gonna be like you know what ? We're gonna start with Machine gun . This is a great idea , but you know what , if that is what your heart is set on , listen , I believe in you , bud . I just think you might be hallucinating a bit .

Speaker 1

Yeah , thank you . Thank you for that confidence and that motivation . I appreciate it . But the point I would never be allowed in the military now because I got a well , first of all , I'm too old and second of all , I've got a fake shoulder . I would never be allowed , which is crazy .

Speaker 2

Well , I don't know that they're really recruiting for this opportunity , but I think you're just . I think you're gonna be a good physical fitness leader and that's what they were looking at . And , like you , have a following and who knows ?

Speaker 1

Yeah , we don't know . We'll see . I'll keep you posted on that and be back Thursday night , hopefully in one piece .

Speaker 2

I think you could do it . I feel like a lot of it . I mean , listen to me with all of my Navy SEAL training , but I do feel like something when it comes to physical fitness in any extreme capacity . A lot of it is mental , like , yes , you have to be physically fit to be able to survive , but mentality and mental toughness goes a long way , especially when you're in an uncomfortable situation , which you know . Helicopters and machine guns feel uncomfortable to me , but I don't know , I don't know about you .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , like they have pictures in the brochure that they sent and it's the full on . Like the budge training . Like you're in the water and the ocean with your arms locked and you're just smashed by waves and you're like going down the beach carrying boats overhead . They have helicopters with ropes coming out of it . I don't know how much of that we're gonna do .

Speaker 2

A tap out Like what , if you are just like no , this is not what I signed up for .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I mean I'm assuming they can't force you to do anything . They said they're gonna have surprises and then the last day is a mission that we'll have to do .

Speaker 2

Teamwork makes it dream work , baby .

Speaker 1

That's right , speaking of helicopters , but not really a helicopter . Did you see that plane crash in Nashville the other night ?

Speaker 2

No , I haven't been home in a while . What happened ?

Speaker 1

I had just missed it . It was on 40 West . It was right behind Best Buy in Costco . A single engine plane of five people crashed right on the side of the highway and they all died . I mean , it was like right next to my exit .

Speaker 2

I was gonna say this by your house . That's scary . We know who's on it , what happened .

Speaker 1

No , it was a single engine plane . It's one of those smaller planes and three kids were on board I think it was like a family and they were coming from Kentucky and they just released the audio and I was like calling for help and then saying his engine failed . He's talking to the air control people and they're like , oh , do you see this airport in sight ? He's like yes , they're like all right , we'll clear the runway , head to this airport . And he's like not gonna make it . And that was the last thing he said . And now , just before I hopped on this call , I saw like there's surveillance footage now of that plane like going right over the highway and just boom , huge fireball . I mean , when I was driving down the highway I was like holy crap , what is going on ? There were probably 40 cops , every fire truck , every ambulance . And then I'm taking a video and then I'm like , is that a wing to a plane ? And it was National , tennessee , yeah wild set .

Speaker 2

That's so sad . That's so sad , it's very sad . How was ?

Speaker 1

your flight .

Speaker 2

Hey , you know , luckily maybe not luckily , but a lot of the travel over here , like obviously I flew from the United States over seas but we have done all bus , ferry and train transportation , so I haven't really been on many planes since I've been over here , but it's a very , very grueling schedule . I do have to say , when I was looking at we have an app called MasterTour that does all our scheduling for us , and when I was looking at MasterTour before I left I was like wow , this is going to be . I mean , do you want to talk about mental toughness ?

Speaker 2

I feel like jet lag in general and just like being six hours different is one thing , but then like being six hours of a different time zone and also being required to work and have to be on my PC , be ready to go , has been quite a task . Like I've been here eight days and I still feel like I've adjusted fully , but enough to make it work . It's been gray , like I saw the sun one time in London for about an hour and that , I feel like , has been my only complaint . Everything has been so lovely the people , I've had a lot of interesting food and I'm the type of person that's going to try anything once before I say that I don't like it . So I can't believe that people over here just like present you with a plate for breakfast that has like 90% baked beans . And they're serious when they look at your eye and they're like this is your breakfast , but it's been an experience .

Speaker 2

So I had been over here once or twice before , but not nearly as like involved in the cities quite as much , if that makes any sense Like in London . I was basically a local . I was hopping on that tube , I was checking the schedules . I went and I saw like a play . I don't know , I just feel like I could live in London if the sun came out . The sun .

Speaker 1

That's why I could never yeah , no , no chance . I wanna be able to do it .

Speaker 2

But I've never been fully educated on the Royal Family in general , so I feel like that was super interesting to kind of see way more firsthand , like when you're standing . Every time you see an announcement come from the Royal Family , they stand in the courtyard that I was standing in and I'm like , wow , I have seen pictures of this now or whatever news coverage Got to see all like the Royal Homes .

Speaker 1

Got to see the Wait hold on . Hold on Before we go any farther . Just to clarify right now you are not in Ireland .

Speaker 2

Yes , I am . I just came from London . So , I , I came from .

Speaker 1

Okay .

Speaker 2

Yeah , sorry , that's kind of amazing . I've been in like eight days and I've been in three or four countries now . So I went , natural , to Germany , germany to the Netherlands , netherlands , to France , france , to London , london , to Dublin , dublin , now in Mabelfast .

Speaker 1

Damn .

Speaker 2

Damn is right . Tonight I hop on a bus and I'm going to Scotland and then from Scotland we actually go back to London to finish . The last show is this Sunday night at the O2 arena , before I hop on a plane on Monday and head back to the United States for , hopefully , a little bit of Rest in relaxation before I celebrate my people St Patty's Day next weekend .

Speaker 1

Wow . Well , when you go to Scotland , tell my people . I said what's up , I'm Scottish .

Speaker 2

I'm probably not gonna flex at all because that is douche baggery 101 . However , I will say what's up . Um , I have never been to Scotland and I'm pretty excited because I have a like a relaxed afternoon tomorrow , so I think I'll be able to get away from the arena and adventure and just kind of soaking in as much as I can . Some of this , some of the countries I've been able to really like I said , in London I felt like I lived there , but in the Netherlands I literally left the arena for a coffee shop and had to come back . So it's been kind of all over the place with experience .

Speaker 1

You said , you got pickpocketed . They get anything good my credit card .

Speaker 2

Yeah , at the at the top of the tube steps right in front of Big Ben . I mean , I'm sure I looked like a flaming tourist and when you are going in and out of the turnstiles all you have to do is tap your credit card . So I had my credit card kind of naked in my pocket throughout the day to be just like easy to access it , which , yes , in hindsight does that sound like a great idea ? Maybe not , but it was easy and it was working all day until it didn't .

Mobile Payment Methods and Home Decor

Speaker 2

But from the time that I left the turnstile to the time that I stepped up about 10 steps and took my hands up to take a picture of Big Ben I know longer was the proud owner of a Chase rapid rewards credit card that is somewhere else . So I mean , no harm , no foul , chase is great . Like I paused it , cancelled it or whatever .

Speaker 1

And then they just gonna say , the more they spend on it , the more rewards you get , right , so there's a plus .

Speaker 2

Yes , except for that , you have to pay that back and I .

Speaker 1

Know .

Speaker 2

I mean Apple pay does everything . Now . I just click , click , click on my phone and I can just pay with . You know , the Gen Z's out there will be proud of me .

Speaker 1

I never use Apple pay . I don't do it .

Speaker 2

What's your reasoning ?

Speaker 1

My Cards are right on my phone . Anyways , I have the wallet phone case which I've had for years . That's my go-to . I haven't carried a wallet since like 97 . I feel like , and I'll just take out the card and the tap , the taps where it's at .

Speaker 2

That's probably faster , then Apple pay all I have to do is just click this side button Where's my camera side button three times and it's there . You don't have to open anything . You just one , two , three minutes there .

Speaker 1

We're gonna do a contest because I guarantee I can get it out quicker .

Speaker 2

I can't wait .

Speaker 1

We're gonna go to the store and look at that . I'm using my flashlight as a ring light because I was like Sammy . It's so dark in my house right now I feel like I'm in Belfast . It's raining over here .

Speaker 2

I feel like with all of the Influencers stuff you've done in your life , you don't have like a diva light or anything .

Speaker 1

No , I used to have one , I just don't know where it is probably under all the new clothes that people have given locks .

Speaker 1

Yes , you do not want to see what the basement looks like right now . It looks like it looks like a bomb went off in this entire house and For all the parents out there . They're like I get that , we'll clean every day and vacuum every day , and then there's just shit everywhere . Look at what we got going on right now , which is just you got the , the baby chair , the swing right there , right . You got Walter right here . You got a box of who knows what . You got a Little car seat . You got a freaking cat I don't even know who's cat that is and then his favorite chair right here . And then , when I was setting up this podcast , I wanted to put that a Little picture right there underneath . That's the Fleetwood Mac dreams thing that you're making fun of me for having .

Speaker 2

I Nope , we're not gonna go without . Nope , that's not the narrative that happened . I did not make fun of you . No , no , I thought that you had word art like live , laugh , love , tj Maxx , karen word art in your house and then you said it's sheet music and I said , oh , that's actually really cool .

Speaker 1

And if you don't believe me , luckily it was recorded both that was cool , but then , when I messaged you the photo of it , you made fun of me . Let me look back at that , because I don't , yeah , scroll back to when I sent that photo .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I said .

Speaker 1

Okay , here we go .

Speaker 2

Hey , you sent me the picture and you just said FYI , and my response was I said yeah , that's not word , art booth . That's all I said back . Hmm , where's my camera ?

Speaker 1

What you say .

Speaker 2

Oh , let's Just yeah . Word art . How about one of you .

Speaker 1

Oh , I thought you were saying , yeah , don't ever do word art booth like not word art , but you were trying to say that that is not word art .

Speaker 2

Yes , I'm trying to that way cooler than the way you originally presented it . I was picturing like kitchen , live , laugh , love , pantry , like those word art things that are typically purchased by Older women and it's like that's not a big deal for them , but for you it was kind of weird . Yeah , okay , that's a way cooler .

Speaker 1

Yeah , and this is terrible audio since you can't see right now , but I'm holding up the picture here .

Speaker 2

If you're watching on YouTube , you can see , and Sam cat describe it for the people at home it is a framed art piece of the song dreams and like a I don't know pencil sketch of Stevie Nicks Underneath the actual notes of music , and it's cool that you should put in your house for sure . I Pretty cool but I also

Experience Performing Overseas With Old Dominion

Speaker 2

like that . You just probably got up and just we played a little bit of show and tell . Maybe we should do these podcasts artifacts around us more often .

Speaker 1

I know I told myself I'm like I don't ever want to do Remote podcast because I feel like the quality is way better in studio which it obviously is but it provides so many more opportunities to do more Podcasts and guests and there's a bunch people in Nashville , but then there's always people we talked to and we got a like schedule , travel dates and Now we can like stay up to date with guests and just get them on whenever by doing it this way .

Speaker 2

And if we get our shit together after this trial and error process we had for this one , it is pretty easy . Yeah , it's almost the world shut down and we had to work digitally for a whole year .

Speaker 1

What was that all about ? How weird was that . You think that's gonna be something that people look back out back in the day and they're just like Wow , those people lost their minds .

Speaker 2

Absolutely . I heard you think that right now , and it's not even back in the day , it was two years ago .

Speaker 1

You could go to the grocery store , but you had arrows pointing which direction you could walk down in the aisle .

Speaker 2

Yes , yes , yes , but my personal faith was when we were then permitted to go to restaurants and you had put your mask on to come in , walk to your seat and then , once you sat down , you could take your mask off , because COVID only exists when you're standing up .

Speaker 1

Yeah . Yeah , that was like the gym too . You had to take your temperature when you walked through the door . You had to have your mask on if you're a gym member , and then , as soon as you walked through the door , which was 10 feet away you could take your mask off and then go work out .

Speaker 2

But remember it was also a slow progression of like I remember in the thick of it we had to go and like , have our station and just stay there , like we couldn't move around the gym . Yeah , then we progressed where it's like , oh , you could move stations but you had a Clear Oaks wipe everything and then , like , whatever rules and regulations they presented that week in the city of Nashville or I don't know , the entire nation , listen , I gotta say you followed it . We followed the rules , you stayed open , you made it through . That's gonna be . You got to be proud of that , at least I feel like . Unfortunately , that was a lot of small businesses . It's horrible .

Speaker 1

All right , what's your schedule today or tonight ? It's five o'clock there .

Speaker 2

It is 509 here already . So Last weekend , when we had the shows in Germany and the Netherlands like I referred to , we had a different lineup . Old Dominion has been headlining all of the shows here this weekend . We have new guests , so we have a kid named Drake Milligan , we have L King brothers , osborne and then Old Dominion . So I don't know . I'm hoping you can't really hear them right now because there is some sort of sound check going on outside , but within the next hour the doors will be opening and it's just kind of like we're gonna let's see . He takes this stage at 535 , so in like their 20 minutes Drake will kick us off and it has been really interesting to see .

Speaker 2

I've always heard about how shows overseas , the crowds are just different not good , not bad , just different and I didn't really understand it until I experienced it . But in America and even in Canada , people are like drinking and they're dancing and they're screaming and they're having like a great time and all those things . In At least Germany and Netherlands so far . They are watching the show almost as if it's like a Broadway performance , almost as if it's just like they're so respectful , respectful almost it's just like not that they're not having a good time , but they're like nobody's drunk and throwing up , like they are in , you know , kansas City . When we're there , it's . It's so much more like elegant I don't know how to explain it like they're . They almost like golf clap at the end of each song instead of Screaming , and like lifting up their shirt and whatever everybody else is usually doing with their signs and everything .

Speaker 1

So it has pissed it all over the place , just throwing up having sex behind the dumpster .

Speaker 2

I don't know what concerts you're going to , but that doesn't happen at Old Dominion shows . We are a family friendly band . I have I have like really I don't know , I don't know how to explain it like it's just , it's not a bad thing , but it's just so different . It was almost like wait , are they having a good time ? Do they even want us to be here ? And Every single person will report back that they had the best time . We get like DMs and stuff and people are enjoying it , but it's just such a different experience for them . And then it's experience a different experience for the crew to watch them . Yeah , I'm like pulse check , is anybody alive out there ? And then all of a sudden , as soon as the song is over , it's like an erupt crowd that's everybody's having the best time ever , but the whole time they're just singing along and mining their own business and just kind of like swaying sweetly and Way different .

Speaker 1

I'm sure the artists are kind of like this kind of sucks .

Speaker 2

I could imagine that if you well , I mean you know our guys have been over here before so they knew what to expect and I could imagine that if you were a young artist or if this was your first time performing overseas , you would be like , oh my god , they they're not into it . Like it Just it's not the same feeling . You have to kind of like , I Think , just grow accustomed to it , because when we bump through different countries they all act the same . So it's not like , you know , it's not just like a one-off crowd , it's just like everybody watches , like it's a Broadway play on the side . It's just different .

Speaker 2

I mean like they know every word to every song , even the deep cuts . The requests are like from albums that were years ago , that never made radio . So it's just like these people are a different type of fan . They're not just listening to the hits and they're not just kind of going for the good time in the party , they're going to experience the art , they're going to see the artists and , like , really dive into their catalog . So it's just different . But you , no complaints .

Speaker 1

Do you think , with the amount that you know we talk about your job and Old Dominion that we are the number one podcast for Old Dominion ? We've got me .

Speaker 2

I think um , I don't , I don't . I mean , it's kind of hard if we talk about , if we talk about me , like my job is Old Dominion , so I know so technically we're talking about Old Dominion , so then we could basically promote ourselves as Old Dominion's number one podcast . I think , until the guys come out with their own podcast which I feel like eventually they will , because who doesn't have a podcast these days ? We can claim

Podcast Start and Technical Difficulties

Speaker 2

that title .

Speaker 1

There's so many podcasts , it's like what to listen to , right like ?

Speaker 2

there's five million podcasts .

Speaker 1

But most of them , I think it's something like 90% or 80% after one year . There they're , they're gone .

Speaker 2

We are almost your one-year anniversary .

Speaker 1

That's wild yeah .

Speaker 2

I'm technically a year ago . We were recording . We just hadn't put anything out yet . Really yes , right yeah crazy Because we did kind of bank those first couple episodes and we did the world yet Wait . Yeah , because I remember our first live episode was may 22nd , because that's my dad's birthday .

Speaker 1

Damn all right .

Speaker 2

It's our , it's our anniversary booth , so I love blush peonies . If you're looking for something to give me .

Speaker 1

Blush peonies Is that a wine ?

Speaker 2

Booth , they're flowers .

Speaker 1

Oh shit , I thought it was a wine Blush peonies .

Speaker 2

White peonies like I just like peonies , but I prefer the color blush like that's my favorite type of flower . I thought that you would at least be able to pick up on that , but you went straight for the alcohol , just like that , yeah , of course peonies .

Speaker 1

It sounds like a dainty , like Uh yeah , I'll have a glass of peonies please .

Speaker 2

Listen , I could see how you got there , but I'm not going to support that choice .

Speaker 1

You don't have to support that , it's fine .

Speaker 2

Maybe you can take in everything shower after this and figure it out .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I do need a shower . I worked out this morning , but I'm going back to the gym in like 20 minutes , so not gonna shower . Um , do you ever feel like on these ? This is why I don't like doing them . You're like , uh , when people talk over one another . That's why I love doing podcasts in person as well , but , like , zoom calls are the worst .

Speaker 2

Yeah , but I don't feel like the only time I feel like we've really talked over each other was . I think there was just like an audio lag .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I mean because you're in Ireland .

Speaker 2

I was . I was laughing when we were . I mean , first of all , I have to just like pay the scene for everybody who was not a part of the absolute shit show of us . Setting this up is first . Sean sends me a link . He has no shirt on . It's like it's like pitch dark in his house . I'm like , okay , I don't know that . We're off to a great star boot it . All of a sudden he's like all right , are you there ? I can't hear you . The cat is screaming and he's going who's fucking cat is it ? And he's running back and forth . He's like let me find a shirt . Oh , this lady sucks , it's so dark . He's just commentating while he's having a little bit of a mental breakdown , moves over this . The cat shuts up . Walter sitting on .

Speaker 1

It's just , it was chaos , um , but I think to add into that with my laptop . I had my , my new laptop out and I didn't have google chrome downloaded . And I couldn't download google chrome because I couldn't get into my . I'm locked out of my uh regular user on my computer , like it's just locked out . I don't know how to Get back into it , like I'm writing the correct password , but whatever . So I couldn't download google chrome , the thing that we're using right now . Streamyard says you have to have google chrome . I then got my other laptop . I couldn't find the charger for that , so that died . And then I tried using my phone , but my phone wouldn't allow me to invite guests like you . So then running around the house in my head , I had my own laptop , then my phone .

Speaker 2

I was blurry and there was no audio , and now I'm on my co-worker's laptop , so we had a rocky start , but I think that's so far , so good .

Speaker 1

Yeah , and I have a microphone plugged in . I don't even know if this works , to be honest .

Speaker 2

I got my little microphone too , so we'll find out the matter . I guess you know we didn't try , just like a run-through , when I was , I don't know , even inside the scope of the united states of america . We just ripped that bandit off like , oh , huge time difference and you're across literally the world . Yeah , we'll try our first digital , not in live . Yeah , that's good . That's good .

Speaker 1

You expect anything else .

Speaker 2

No , not at all . We've absolutely been making this up as we go from the beginning and you know , so far , so good .

Speaker 1

How does this even work ?

Speaker 2

I don't know . I mean , it blows my mind every time that we just they used to make movies about this . We're gonna like have digital , like you could call someone and see their face and everybody was like , okay , for sure .

Speaker 1

If I got thrown back in time , I somehow ended up in like 1975 and I had all these ideas like nobody else knew about them yet . Right , I could make unlimited amounts of money by Creating these things , right ?

Speaker 2

You still want to know how to create them .

Speaker 1

Exactly that's what I'm trying to say . I wouldn't know how to do it . I have no idea , but I have no clue how to do it right .

Speaker 2

I mean , that's just because why would we know how to do it ? Someone else has already done it for us . We're living in it .

Speaker 1

What would the number one thing be that you would bring to society If you got thrown ? Samkak got thrown right into 1950 , right now , and you had all of the knowledge .

Speaker 2

It's a good question .

Speaker 1

You could do whatever you wanted , and I'm talking about professionally to make money , to bring whatever is good for humanity .

Speaker 2

Oh no , I wouldn't go good . I feel good for Sammy and if and if you want to judge me for that , I am okay with it . It is who I . I think that I would just be . Um , I don't know what the timeline is . I don't think it's 1950 . It's later than that . Um , I would be one of the first investors in apple .

Speaker 1

No , but you can create apple .

Speaker 2

No , I can't . I'm not that smart .

Speaker 1

You would wait 40 years until apple was created .

Speaker 2

Yes , work smarter , not harder . Why would I try and invent something ?

Speaker 1

You're not gonna be able to work at all because you're gonna be dead .

Speaker 2

Where's the story going ? What do you mean ? I'm gonna be dead .

Speaker 1

How old are you ? Right now , I'm 33 .

Speaker 2

I've been getting 40 years . Jesus Christ .

Speaker 1

No , I was saying you're going back as a 33 year old . You're going to 1950 . That means by the time that Apple's created in what 1990 , late 80s you're going to add an extra 40 years . You're going to wait 40 years until you're 73 , when your life's over , to invest in some Apple stock . That's your answer .

Speaker 2

Right , my life's going to be over at 73 . No , I'm sorry . I said okay , like I mean , if you were listening , I said it's not 1950 . It's later than that . So I thought that we could . I thought we were playing here because this is not reality . So I thought I could just like adjust the timeline . I apologize , okay . So let's see . If it were not that , I feel like I would do something that seems so simple but like revolutionized everyone's life , like I don't know a toaster or an air fryer or something simple like that that could be an everyday home . I'd really gear towards that because I feel like in the 1950s there were still homemakers . In fact , it was very prominent . So it's just like something that could make the housewife life easier is where I would direct my energy to .

Speaker 1

Huh .

Speaker 2

I'd just be like oh you guys , like you don't have to do all this shit , you could just put it in an air fryer and you got chicken nuggets for the whole family in eight minutes , Like that . You know what I ?

Speaker 1

mean . So out of all the inventions and out of all the business ideas that make people billions of dollars , you're going back with the air fryer .

Speaker 2

The air fryer , first of all , could make you a lot of money . I don't need billions of dollars , I just don't want to have to work . And also I'm a girl's girl . I guess who was making dinner in the 50s ? All my girls .

Speaker 1

You know how to make an air fryer .

Speaker 2

I would figure it out if I had a bunch of time . I would find someone who was smarter than me , who worked in technology , and I'd be like I have this idea . We're going to put all this shit together . You know that giant oven that takes forever for your wife to slave over . We're going to expedite this and it's going to be tiny and it's going to sit on your counter . It's going to change everyone's life . I again don't have to do it with my bare hands . I just have to find the people who can .

Speaker 1

Yeah , yeah , very precise , all right , all right . I'm trying to think of what I would do , because my immediate or initial reaction is to go . I would create something like Instagram , you know of course you would my little influencer . No , the amount of money that is worth Instagram or Facebook . Look at Facebook , look at Mark Zuckerberg .

Speaker 2

I'm going to be Mark Zuckerberg . Basically , here's the thing about that . Okay , here's the thing . Let me play devil's advocate , though it's like that shit gets so hairy so fast . How many times has Mark Zuckerberg big sued and like in court and all this shit ? You know who hasn't been sued ? The inventor of the air fryer ?

Speaker 1

Yeah , I guess , if you don't burn down somebody's house or kill somebody's kid .

Speaker 2

I mean , don't do that . Like , have you ever seen ? This is us . The crock pot burned down that house and they're still doing fine . Crock pots are still being served everywhere .

Speaker 1

All right . So then , I guess , for a less stressful avenue , I would be like Biff from back to the future and I would have the knowledge of every sports game . There you go , for the rest of time and I would just bet on every sports game and just make unlimited amounts of money , stress free .

Speaker 2

That is actually probably the best answer , because it is the path of least resistance and it is so much easier to keep track of . You could have written down yeah , and then you don't have to work . That's the end goal for me . I'm just trying to be like that lazy girl hack . Endless money , not a lot of exertion .

Speaker 1

Yeah , only fans . They already made that .

Speaker 2

Yeah , but like I don't have enough daddy issues for that , I got to look at myself in the mirror , you know would you have enough daddy issues if you made $20 million a year on only fans ? No , I can't you think $100 million a year . I have webtoes Do you know how valuable that would be in the foot market ? And I just like and I get myself to tap into that because I got to brush my teeth at night and look at myself in the mirror .

Speaker 1

You think that you got to look at Henry over in Oklahoma who has pictures of your webtoes .

Speaker 2

Yes , I know , but I know he exists and I can't do that .

Speaker 1

And then when you go to bed and when you wake up and you open up your phone , you got $20 million in the bank you made this past year .

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Speaker 2

Listen . If that's how you make your money , good on you , honey . It's just not me . I can't do it . I know there are so many women out there that are making nauseating amounts of money Good for them yeah wild .

Speaker 2

I just like , it's just , it's never going to change . Maybe if I was like no , I say if I was younger and dumber , but no , I still couldn't do it then either , because I just would rather not . I just would rather not , you know , yeah , I'll be fine , I'll just , I'll remain in my tax bracket . It's going pretty well for me . I've had a nice little trip to Europe . I'm not doing too bad .

Speaker 1

All right , there you have it . Sorry , Henry , in Oklahoma you ain't getting Sam Katz toes .

Speaker 2

Only webs .

Speaker 1

Only webs , all right . So keep me in your thoughts and prayers this week as I show the Navy SEALs how to be the best Navy SEALs in the world . Just kidding , they're going to be showing me and I'll be back in town this Thursday . Don't get pickpocketed , don't talk to strangers , don't leave your drink by itself . Enjoy the rest of your trip and we'll see you soon .

Speaker 2

If I don't see you on the other side of the Navy SEAL training , I'll just know that you couldn't hack it .

Speaker 1

Team on three .

Speaker 2

Team on three жел Shootin' .