Sex, Drugs and Skincare
Comedian and esthetician, Nicky Davis, along with side kick/boyfriend/assistant Sandro Iocolano, interviews comedians, actors and other practitioners as we learn about the latest, as well as the oldest techniques for staying young. We get weird but educational.
Sex, Drugs and Skincare
Facial Taping?????/ GUEST COMEDIAN FROM MTV'S PUNK'D SARAH HYLAND ROSENSTEIN
Our guest, the hilarious comedian from MTV's Punk'd, joins us as we explore the amusing confusion between kinesio tape and kinetic energy, and dive into the world of aesthetic innovations. From the critical importance of health insurance to the practice of buccal massage by Stand Up Ethetician, Nicky Davis Jr.
Ever wondered about the peculiar trends in skincare? We’ve got you covered! We chat about bee stings, leeches, and even share laugh-out-loud stories about snail mucin and salmon semen. Our conversation also touches on the awkwardness of embracing social media platforms like TikTok, with personal stories that might just make you cringe. And don't miss our practical tips on facial taping for sleep and mouth taping for better breathing.
We celebrate the “not cool” aspects of our identities, imagining a band called "Stagnant Lymph," and discussing the transformative power of makeup and filters on social media. Special guest Sarah Hyland Rosenstein graces us with her wit, sharing insights on the magic of vitamins and modern beauty tricks.
You are listening to, watching, hearing, smelling, tasting and feeling sex, drugs and skincare. Like and subscribe. Hey, welcome to the funny facialist. How do you feel about that?
Speaker 2:You pronounced it pretty well, I think it's good.
Speaker 1:It took me a second to actually think about it.
Speaker 2:Well, because you're accustomed to saying other things.
Speaker 1:I'm accustomed to saying, the formerly known as the sex, drugs and skincare podcast, formally known as the symbol prince, went with for a while and that wasn't working. We were going to call it smartless, yeah, um, but we got some. We got some letters.
Speaker 2:Somebody see some desist letters, yeah yeah, what is a cease and desist it means it means stop and then and then pop a pimple. No De-cist.
Speaker 1:This is the new thumbnail and it looks like I have a retainer in, interestingly enough.
Speaker 2:You do wear a retainer I do wear a retainer.
Speaker 1:I think we should start wearing our retainer now, when we have our fights. I think you should, because the listing would be really funny, it would be amazing. When I wear mine, it's the same thing and record it and tape it and record it. Yeah, I think that would be really good.
Speaker 2:You know what's weird? It doesn't translate. If you go to a lawyer and you give him your retainer, he's like no dude, I need cash, I need a headgear, I'm sorry, so I pull out credit cards out of my mouth. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm going to need a crown. So today's episode, I'm not going to tell you who the guest is until she's over here. It's always a surprise, even though it's written on the title. Always a surprise. But we're going to do face taping. I know we've done it before, nikki. What is face taping? Face taping? It's kinesio tape that you put on the face. It's really good for you leave it on for and we'll talk more about it, but it helps to reduce some lines. It helps to give a little temporary lift for the face.
Speaker 2:It just helps with a little bit of Stimulates yeah it stimulates exactly.
Speaker 1:It's just like kinesio tape when you go to the chiropractor and it sort of stimulates the muscle, so that it's kind of you know, I guess it's kind of just activating it a little bit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like bringing more blood to it, kind of.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 2:Now is kinesio the same as Don't ask me something. I don't know Like the kinetic drive watches where, if you walk around with the face, the tape face, you'll recharge your batteries.
Speaker 1:I don't even know what you said. I'm micro dosing today.
Speaker 2:This is my microdosing day, so I literally lost you halfway through that sentence. It's okay, I've been macro dosing sparkling water all day, so I'm just it's true has a watch where you walk around and that's kinetic energy and it charges the battery on the watch as you walk around especially if you have, like you know, a lot of arm movements, force you to work out when, if you're a robot from the fifties, yeah. But also the face tape. I was wondering if kinesio has anything to do with kinetic. Is it?
Speaker 1:It does because it's I think it has to do with with moving somehow. I mean, you can look it up on your phone when we're talking to our guests. But that's a good question though. All question, though, all right, I like. Thank you very much. Yeah, I would like to give you that assignment. Um, so, uh, yeah, so uh. Anything else you have to say before we start? Oh, I'm Nikki Davis jr. Uh, I'm an esthetician for 25 years. I specialize in facial massage. Um, this is a commercial for our guests. Um, and I do, uh, do inside the mouth, I do buckle massage and it lifts and tones the facial muscles and it's fucking magical and it feels amazing. I'm also a comedian, and with me, as usual, is my sidekick, co-host Sherpa and set decorator Sandro.
Speaker 2:Yocolano, I just looked into your camera and waved, but you know, we're all learning stuff, can I?
Speaker 1:ask you a question. Sure, are you a doctor? I'm just looking off into space. Are you a doctor?
Speaker 2:That's a fun thing to do too. In an argument. It's just to be like.
Speaker 1:I don't like you and you never look at the person because you like to look like a foot next to them.
Speaker 2:That's pretty fun.
Speaker 1:But you're not a doctor, are you no? By the way, I should mention that I'm not a doctor.
Speaker 2:This is not medical advice, please consult your doctor before you do anything. Uh, that you might possibly sue me for. Um, yeah, that's pretty much it. If you can't, if you don't have a doctor, get health insurance, it's super cheap. The cheapest one, I think, is like 330 a month, which is everybody knows you can make it's so easy to make. That's with the subsidy subsidy, by the way, that's with a subsidy. So, anyways, there's no excuse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's no excuse to have money. All right, okay, I didn't get our guest's credits, because all I know this guest, as is a super fucking hilarious comedian Guest, do you?
Speaker 3:want to whisper something into my ear.
Speaker 2:As far as my credits, go Something you want people to know about you, something they'll know you for, yeah, Something.
Speaker 3:well, okay, this was 7,000 years ago, but I was on Punk'd, which was really fun.
Speaker 1:That's cool and TV's Punk'd. I mean, that was 1938 that that happened, so it's good your team. What is it your model t there?
Speaker 3:yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, we were in put a skirt and um. Every celebrity that we punked is now deceased because of old age and um.
Speaker 2:I love both your faces like the ultimate punking.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, they are now um, they're gone and they've passed from tuberculosis and the Oregon Trail got them from snake bites.
Speaker 2:Scurvy and rickets.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, the plague, the black plague, got them from rats and stuff from the Titanic.
Speaker 2:See, these are credits. These are credits.
Speaker 1:She's fucking hilarious she rode here in a horse and buggy today I wish. So let's bring her up. Coming to the couch right now, put your hands together. No, just coming to the couch, I would like to welcome Sarah Hyland. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 3:How are you? I'm good.
Speaker 1:We were just having a little combo about acting, commercial acting. Oh, what did you say it was?
Speaker 3:I said Well, commercial auditions oh okay, yeah, that is um, it is probably the for my, for somebody like myself, maybe comedians or maybe just sensitive artists. In general, it is the most masochistic thing on the planet, like every single time, because usually you don't even have a whole line, like usually you have like two words and you've got to give it, you know it's like happy choose, you know but like, but if they were you know, and then they're you know. And then there's people in the room who deadpan nothing.
Speaker 2:They're pulseless yeah, no reactions.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and then you leave there. You're like I'm gonna kill myself, you know, because?
Speaker 2:one you're doing this.
Speaker 3:You know what I?
Speaker 2:mean.
Speaker 3:And then two, like it's the only thing that hangs on. Two words and your inflection you know, or if your hair was parted correctly or not that day.
Speaker 1:Like there's just so many different things, that- I think it's just the look half the time more than a thousand percent yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:When they ask you, though, when they're like when you go in there you don't have any lines and they're like describe your, describe a perfect day for you, because they want to see your, your like, your personality, because probably you're not going to have any lines. They just want to know if you're cool to be on set. But it's almost like wait, are you judging me on how I tell you about my great day? Like it's almost kind of like I can't even just be myself. They're like grading me and be like you told a nice story. So it's bizarre the whole way around. So I just have fun with it and flip them off. Just flip them off. Hi, I'm Sandra.
Speaker 3:I'm willing to shave Full body. Oh the old willing to shave, willing to shave full body, yeah yeah, oh the old, willing to shave, yeah, willing to cut my hair down my skin and shrink seven inches and also cut one of my legs off. You can take out my heart like that's how soulless, you have to be like that.
Speaker 1:I would probably actually book you the job.
Speaker 3:They would laugh so hard if you look super honest, like oh my god yeah yeah, you can have one of my feet a dermatologist, yeah like I'm an, I'm a toad uh donor organ like it's just, there's so many things that I like, literally I've said things in like hair auditions or whatever, like I'm willing to shave my head, and like afterwards I'm like what the fuck are you talking?
Speaker 3:about you know like that kind of stuff where it's because it's kind of like the worst date ever. You know because you, because even when they're like tell us a funny story, like you're still not gonna be yourself, you're still putting on this like yeah, yeah, I'm on the spot now yeah, because commercials are mostly like squeaky clean. You know all american yeah or whatever it is um, but so that's it. It always made me laugh because I'm, it's just for me, I'm just so opposite of all that.
Speaker 3:So, every single time I went I was just like and usually because you're going at the time that I was doing it- it was you were driving to place to place to place. I'm full sweating while working your 18 other jobs. You know that you've had to lie to go do this audition.
Speaker 2:You're like, like, but you know my grandma's not doing well, you know she's been dead for 18 years but you know that you just go and and do these auditions it's so weird too, because like and this I want to bring us back because it brings us to our point today of the subject uh, I would always do this thing. Now I've been like better at it but I was always have ice cream the night before because it's just, I couldn't go to sleep at night without having ice cream, she knows, yeah. And so I'd wake up in the morning and I'd be like no, I'm fine, and my eyes would be super puffy, like this, and I would look like I would just like a smoked, a pound of weed. And I walk in and I was just like, yeah, fuck it, I don't care. And then I'm like, man, I can't do that.
Speaker 2:And those were the auditions that I end crappy, yeah, um. But then I realized it was because that's, they just wanted a loser. It was a part of, like you know guy who doesn't leave the house or whatever. If it was so, um, but I would start doing that thing and I tried like putting stuff on my eyes or whatever, like the preparation h and stuff, yeah, which just makes me even sweatier. But I did try what we have today, which is the kinesio tape yeah, and.
Speaker 2:I've done that before, so tell me about that.
Speaker 3:Nice.
Speaker 2:I'm working on my Sengus.
Speaker 3:Wow, that was a morning today. Show set up, that was brilliant. Yeah, you're tired.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you can use it to reduce puffiness, wrinkles, other skin concerns. It's really there's not much to it. It helps to lift and it helps to activate activate the skin and if you sleep with, lift and separate lift and separate, yeah, like your, your breasts like face cleavage. Um, I don't think anybody is old enough to know that reference whatsoever what's that?
Speaker 2:what's the reference?
Speaker 1:separate and with the brand of a car. Wasn't she the, the person who?
Speaker 2:I just remember lift and separate, I don't. And the 18 hour bra. I don't remember the, the person though I was hoping he said belinda carlisle.
Speaker 3:I was like I love her. It did sound like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's just play like it did, yeah, yeah and so, yeah, so it relaxes the muscles. Uh, I'm looking at my notes on my phone and they're up here, um, but we, we can on things like I don't know what your major areas are, but I tend to like nasolabial folds, the little parentheses around my mouth, the 11s, um, and you put it on, you leave it for, you know, four to eight hours, and it can help because it helps to move the lymph out and down, which I'll show, if you allow me to put it on your face, and if you don't want me to, I'll put it on Sondra or possibly Alex. Alex is a thumbs up, so it's completely up to you.
Speaker 3:Well, I look like a real jerk off if I'm like no not at all.
Speaker 2:I have 17 people volunteering.
Speaker 1:No, just say you have an audition afterwards.
Speaker 3:No, do it. Yeah, no, just decapitate me, it'd be great.
Speaker 2:I don't think you can do whatever you want to do. Take my whole head, I can't see the audition stuff. You're agreeing to stuff and then when you leave, you're like I shouldn't have agreed to take my head off. Oh my God, yeah, I get it. Boundaries, boundaries, yeah.
Speaker 3:All right, really that hasn't been too big of an issue. Okay, good, that's great.
Speaker 1:Most people get puffy eyes yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, I mean, I could. I could if I didn't get enough sleep, or something. Or if I got stung in the face by a bee, by a pair of bees, in both my eyes I would definitely get puppy. There's some country that that they're bee stinging on your face. That's some sort of. It's a. I've heard of that.
Speaker 2:No, but it sounds gotta be germany. It's always germany. But yeah, we're like just a bunch.
Speaker 3:They just put bees yeah, just it's gotta be something like something slavic, but yeah, they um just sting your face and it's supposed to help like I don't know what. It's a healing thing wow there's somebody in the comments gonna be like she has no idea what she's talking about. Here's what it is, but like it's good like that, yeah, or there's the other one where they put um, what's the the blood suckers?
Speaker 1:oh, the leeches. Yeah, that I've heard too, my cousin did that when we went to sicily your cousin put on, uh, put on snails on her face.
Speaker 2:Oh snails, yeah, she picked a snail up.
Speaker 1:They're in Sicily. She picked up a snail off the ground and then just put it on her face.
Speaker 3:And it has like there's some sort of like the semen Was it? Is it snail semen? I think it's Snail juice.
Speaker 2:I think it's mucin or something like that Mucin, For sure yeah it probably sounds better. Ss snail semen yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, they do sell things, though they have that same stuff supposedly that you put I don't know why I said supposedly in quotes, but that you put on your face, for I guess it's for it traps the moisture in, I'm supposing I don't know, I really don't know.
Speaker 3:mostly it's like some sort of animals ejaculation, like literally, because now it's, it is sperm semen. Have you heard of this.
Speaker 2:No, really Sperm semen, yeah, no, not sperm semen, that's like a double entendre, you know, like a couch, couch, no like it's.
Speaker 3:you know what? Can I say something for myself, A disclaimer it's late in the day. And I've been through so much already and um, it's a, it's later, so that's what's happening.
Speaker 2:Um uh no uh, you're very funny, so you're good salmon semen, see it's a new asmr salmon semen how do you get salmon?
Speaker 1:I think it started in korea.
Speaker 3:They, they, they used that's again. I think that's where the snail mucin also is a derivative of. But yeah, so that's the new. It's like you can get a God. I hope I'm doing this right. A salmon semen facial.
Speaker 2:Whoa, oh God, yeah, I believe it. Yeah, now is it wild salmon, or is it like farmed salmon there?
Speaker 1:we go. Are they jerky?
Speaker 2:Who jerks off the salmon Costco salmon, salmon.
Speaker 3:There we go. Are they jerky? Who jerks off the same as costco salmon, like you?
Speaker 2:have to like it's frozen in the frozen section. Yeah, they're just swimming around it all day it's frozen.
Speaker 1:Even the fact that you put the word facial on the end of it makes it worse. Facial yeah, I'm already getting teased, and I only just started with the name, with the, with the funny facialist. Uh, because of the word facial, I always forget that men think of a facial. I know that's how men do it when they jerk off on your face, yeah when they jerk off on your face, yeah. I just never think of that. It's going to be okay.
Speaker 3:America. Yeah, we're going to be fine.
Speaker 2:It's going to be fine, but here's the thing, though I think that there is a negative reinforcement when you're actually using other animals semen to do it, because the animal does that. That's not consent with the oh, that's true. Salmon have no idea what's going on with their reproductive uh system. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:So they eat pineapple first.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's nice yeah, it smells like a tropical fish yeah, no, because it makes your semen taste like pineapple yeah something like that. Yeah well, anyways, we're back on topic again.
Speaker 1:It took a turn yeah, yeah let's not talk about salmon not anymore.
Speaker 3:No, we're not sponsored by the navy it's like only the rich and famous do it. Let's just put it that way, let's put it the elitist kings and queens are the only people who get to have salmon semen just all over their face. So the rest of us just have to go to rite aid.
Speaker 2:So and what if you're a vegan? You can't use that, for sure. You can't use that right, because that goes into your system.
Speaker 1:It's animal products.
Speaker 3:I feel like the true rich vegans, though, will make an exception. They'll make an exception. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can convince yourself of.
Speaker 1:They'll somehow make an exception, yeah.
Speaker 2:But that's wild though.
Speaker 3:Wild salmon, wild about salmon. Yeah, what wild salmon. Wild sockeye. By the way, who did you bring with you today? I wanted to ask you this is pegasus. I brought my child. You have to bring your child to work day. Um, yeah, the thing, the good thing about pegasus that's what I was like. She will fall asleep as soon as she gets there so she looks like she's sleeping yeah, she's chill she's chill, so so nice.
Speaker 1:Uh, if you're listening, not watching. What kind of dog is she by, by the way?
Speaker 3:She's like a poodle mix, I think we, I don't know man. She's a little rescue baby and we just guess. We guess everything.
Speaker 2:We guess her age we guess her birthday yeah.
Speaker 3:We guess it. Yeah, so that's the thing. So we that's.
Speaker 2:She's just a little poodle of sort those commercials are like you don be a parent, you just have to, you know, be there, make an effort. And guessing at the birthday, I think, is just if my dad did that. That'd be fine with me, you know just guess, yeah, just guess at least you make an effort just to be like. You look like a november guy, you know, and I'm like, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1:So I'm just saying I think it's a parenting just starts when you're there I just wonder what jehovah's witness parents tell their kids when, when their birthday is, because you're not supposed to celebrate it, do they just like throw them off the scent with like a different season, or they just don't tell you?
Speaker 2:Oh my God, yeah, what's on their driver's license?
Speaker 1:Oh, that's a good point. I didn't know that. Yeah you don't celebrate your birthday. They probably know what their birthday is.
Speaker 3:Well, it's probably. Don't they switch it and just make it a more broad of like you were born this day, moving on oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I didn't know that suddenly you were here big deal and then you feel like.
Speaker 1:You feel like, oh, my life doesn't matter yeah so yeah yeah, my life doesn't matter exactly neither does santa's life yeah right? Yeah, because they don't celebrate any holidays that's right yeah, boo. Yeah, I know they're not a lot of fun well, but they're the but.
Speaker 3:No, I was gonna say know what. But aren't they the ones who go door to door and ring your doorbell?
Speaker 1:Yeah, they do actually still.
Speaker 3:Yeah, then, I was like that's Mormons, that is Mormons as well. I grew up in Kentucky and we had Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses that rang our doorbell. Now that I see that was triggered.
Speaker 2:I was like oh, your family christian. No, but good call, we could. That was a good uh throw out yeah, um catholic.
Speaker 3:It's very catholic where I am christian and catholic.
Speaker 2:But yeah, I think the ring doorbells have really like put a a wrench into their system because there's no way. It's almost like nice try no, they just go away yeah, you don't even even make it to the door, go away.
Speaker 1:He's holding pamphlets. Yeah, go away now, all right. So what do you think? Should we try this on you? Do whatever you want, okay. So, alex, do we need to do anything with the camera? I think I'm going to stand somewhere. Where should I stand?
Speaker 2:Your back to the camera I've heard is an underrated angle.
Speaker 1:People don't do it enough in hollywood, completely covering the back, uh or the front of the camera with your back. I'll just start trying it, alex. You tell me, uh, if it's fucked up with the um, with the uh, me putting it on there.
Speaker 2:Well, because you have to basically get the audio for it. So, um what?
Speaker 1:do you?
Speaker 2:want to do? Um, let's Well, you need to get it. You can put the camera straight on whatever you're doing today. It's easiest. This is your face, yeah, so I'm like in here really, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3:All right, ok, so I can hear you, is that?
Speaker 2:our audio Mm-hmm. What's up? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:What's going on? How are you cool with that?
Speaker 1:yeah whatever you guys need me to do yeah can I keep my glasses on.
Speaker 3:Is that possible? Can I keep these on or no?
Speaker 1:um, with a glass, I mean I can. Uh, let's see. Yeah, actually I can probably work around them. Yeah, there's, I think there's five different tapes and, honestly, if you don't want to do it, it's totally fine.
Speaker 3:No, whatever, I mean as long as they don't hurt. Do they hurt coming off?
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no. That's why we're going to put a little bit of serum on your face, princess.
Speaker 2:Pegasus they're close, pee, pee, pee. Oh, look at Pegasus.
Speaker 1:Aww, aww look at pegasus. Oh, the tape is not. Yeah, it won't stick to you, it's not super sticky.
Speaker 2:Oh, the tape is not yeah. Yeah, you have something underneath it. That's why I never yeah, I got on mine.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's hard to stick it to soccer because it's so greasy. Go ahead, okay, all right, go on, go in your spot. How are you? I'm going to be probably like right here you could be. Okay, go ahead and hit your spot. How do you?
Speaker 2:want it. I'm going to be probably like right here, okay, okay, so we're going extra wide here and audio you still need to talk into your mic.
Speaker 1:You need to mic your butt, okay, all right. Oh, do you want to put your hair back with? This Are you interested in that, or would you prefer not to have support that way? Okay, that's fine. I'm trying my best to get all the close-ups in here. Go ahead and put your hands where they might be Right here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, so this isn't going to okay, no, I just this isn't going to catch on. Everything's going to play to the wide you want to Everything's going to play to the wide okay.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah, I'm going to give. What do you do?
Speaker 1:Can you talk with your mind? Check, check, check. I usually yeah, however you want to do it, but I usually do it like put it underneath there and tie it at the top.
Speaker 2:So start when you're ready. Just start the segment over. Okay, just give a look to Alex just in case. Make sure he can hear you.
Speaker 1:You don't have to do it too tight either, just as long as it keeps your hair back.
Speaker 3:Not too tight.
Speaker 1:Okay, cool, as long as it's not uncomfortable.
Speaker 2:We're not worried about the audio, but I want to try. Okay, yep, it's like a face puzzle piece.
Speaker 3:So do you do something different on each one? For like each podcast, like a different facial situation?
Speaker 1:Yeah, different, yeah, different topic each one. Yeah, so if you ever have a suggestion and you want to come back, we can do another one. That's cute, I love this. This is my name. Yeah, she's the best, do you?
Speaker 3:call her Peggy ever. Oh yeah, Peg, Peggy, Pegalish, whatever.
Speaker 1:Karen.
Speaker 3:Julie, could you imagine, rebecca Well?
Speaker 1:Margaret is a Peggy. Is it? Peggy comes from Margaret. I don't know why it does, but it does. I didn't know that.
Speaker 3:I totally didn't know that?
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, that's right Huh, margaret. So that steely dance.
Speaker 1:Do you want to see yourself? Just so you know.
Speaker 3:I mean, I'm sure, like a putz per use. I mean I mess with my hair all the time anyway. I should probably just do the Look at that.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it's on the thing there's you there's me to look dead on, so you see what you look like and then, oh, you can't look at that turn your head really fast you know what?
Speaker 3:I'm not even sweaty, it's just my skin. Okay, that's what it looks like that's great.
Speaker 2:I'm not funny, oh, so um yeah that's the kind of skin that, uh, my mom was always like michael's, always like man. It's, uh, it's oily and she goes, she goes.
Speaker 3:You're not gonna wrinkle, don't worry I was like someone told me as a kid yeah like because I always had really bad acne, terrible. I had awful acne, but I was so oily, oh my god, like the worst I had back acne. Let's talk about that while I'm doing it yeah, and so, um, so, yeah, that's what my like friend sister was always like you're never gonna aim. I was like at the time, I was like you hear me, you know what I mean. Like, of course what?
Speaker 1:okay, oh, and just describe what I'm doing right here okay, move the mic if you need isn Hopefully my breath isn't too bad.
Speaker 3:Should I have that? I think you're, I'm good, okay, thank you. All right, all right.
Speaker 1:So we're back, and so Sarah has so kindly agreed to have me tape her face. I think you might like the way it looks. I don't know, I think it's kind of cool, it's a little tribal Do you want to put a little bit of serum on between your skin and the tape? Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 3:Okay, this is a little firming serum, so watch it. It's Elmer's glue. Yeah, it's wood glue.
Speaker 1:I'm like got it. Is it okay if I touch your?
Speaker 3:face. Yeah, go, okay, you're so with consent.
Speaker 1:Well, girl, I just want to make sure that you're happy.
Speaker 3:Thank you, oh, you're good, there's a lot more it's going to take to get me happy. So don't you worry about that. You're starting at ground zero. That would be a good, that would be a funny podcast.
Speaker 1:If you're like, do you mind if I put just like a little facial glue and then it's super glue? It's like jackass for the face.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that would be really funny. I would watch that and I would also participate in that.
Speaker 1:I know my glasses are annoying, Sorry they're not, I just wanted to get some of the serum on there. I just don't want it to stick.
Speaker 3:You know what's so funny? Now I cannot not wear glasses, because now I've worn them for so long. I mean I have them so I can see You're so beautiful, but now they're who I am Now. I don't like my face without glasses. I think you're gorgeous, Isn't that crazy? Now I'm like ew, ew, oh, my God, no. And then I put my glasses on like okay.
Speaker 1:No, if you're listening and not watching. Sarah is fucking gorgeous.
Speaker 3:I appreciate you very much. That was a good fish. Yeah that's it, yeah, and win, and win.
Speaker 2:That landed nicely. I like that.
Speaker 1:Note to self. I'm going to start with your forehead lift. Okay, so typically you want to first you unpeel it. Okay, all right and if you.
Speaker 3:Forehead lift Right.
Speaker 1:So you want to pull the skin up a little bit first and I put serum on so it doesn't stick really hard to her skin, and then I'm going gonna put it about here and then I secure it at the top and then go down and you just sort of gently and you don't get too close to the hairline, so it's not like sticking to the hairline, um it's like a brow lift.
Speaker 3:Yeah, fuck, yeah, that's what I'm saying I'm gonna wear this for the next 47 years.
Speaker 1:This is going to be your new look. Look at the glasses.
Speaker 3:It'll disintegrate into my brain the tape and the glue, oh my.
Speaker 1:God, I can't get this. Oh, that's because it's already off.
Speaker 3:Is this your product? Oh no, this is just a.
Speaker 1:It's just regular old Kinesio tape that I bought from the formerly Timu. That's going out of business.
Speaker 3:Is that what she said? Timu's going out of business? I think so.
Speaker 2:I think they had some issues. Yeah, no, they lost like $150 billion or $50 billion, excuse me, yeah.
Speaker 3:I just bought an $8 faux log cushion pillow from that place.
Speaker 1:I love everything about that.
Speaker 3:I'm a bitch, I can't believe they're going. I better get my pillow. Yeah, what if they ship it? It was $8.
Speaker 2:It's in transit.
Speaker 3:Well, it takes 17 years to get it. They do take a long time. It's 17 cents, but you'll get it in 20. $0.80.
Speaker 2:It's made from asbestos.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, and covered in melamine. I'm going to put this for your. This would be for your 11s, right, yeah, if you have them, which she does not have, 11s. Again, don't put it on the hair, and I'm going to actually connect it. Let's see, oh, that wasn't in here. I'm going to connect it to the other guy up here.
Speaker 3:My face is fuzzy, by the way, I don't. I should do the dermaplaning situation, but I haven't.
Speaker 1:We did a dermaplaning episode. I can do another one. Do another one. Yes, do you know Stacia Patwell?
Speaker 3:I don't, but that doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1:I know no one so again. We're gonna pull it a little bit to where you would want it and separate it, lift and separate, like sandra was saying secure it down.
Speaker 2:Now, this fate, this tape is rated to be on human skin, correct?
Speaker 1:yes, okay yes, it's medical tape medical tape right okay, so that we're almost halfway whoa, that looks really you could.
Speaker 2:That looks cool and that really you could. That looks cool and Does that look better? You could wear that at laser tag.
Speaker 3:Just big target on my face Perfect. Guys, this is gonna be huge in 2027.
Speaker 1:And you'll have been there All right. So this is good for, like, if you have nasolabial folds. Let me just get rid of your little hair follicles here. So I'm going to start where you would have it, right, If you have them, have it around that area and then you're going to pull up Make sure you don't get too close under the eye right and then you slide it down and then do the other one to give it a little extra angle here and then pull this. How does that?
Speaker 2:feel to have it applied on your face? Is it relaxing?
Speaker 3:I mean, it's no salmon semen, but Sorry, can you keep saying? Salmon semen. Oh please, I don't know why.
Speaker 2:You're like once you've had the best, you just can't.
Speaker 3:You cannot not say it. It comes out so smooth on the tongue. You cannot not say it. It comes out so smooth on the tongue.
Speaker 1:By the way, if you're listening and not watching, the AI will tell you where to check in. On the thing with the, what do you call it?
Speaker 2:Salmon semen.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:Facial taping. No, it feels. I mean, it feels fun, you know, like again before I came in here and I was texted hey, we're going to tape your face, is that okay? And so what I originally envisioned, what I told these guys before the podcast started was that I texted back like um, maybe, because what I pictured was, uh, in pee Wee's Big Adventure, when they taped his, he took the scotch tape and like rolled his nose up Like la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, like that. So that's what I pictured and I was like I mean, it's reasonable.
Speaker 2:Totally.
Speaker 3:Anything for the gram Question mark? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I thought it was.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you wrote that in the in the written text like okay question mark.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I did, I was like. I mean, it was kind of like that, I was like okay all right.
Speaker 1:So this is for the jawline. A lot of times we get stagnant lymph that comes in until you want to go up and down here. So we're going to go almost to the ear, start kind of around where the underneath of your corner of your mouth would be and then pull this what is stagnant lymph? It's lymph that just sits there and doesn't move and go where it's supposed to go, which is your lymph nodes okay a lot of times your wrinkles, you know uh, will look like wrinkly.
Speaker 1:You know it looks more like it's a puff around the line, whereas if you, you clear the lymph away, it's going to go, it's going to be flatter, it's going to flatten the surface also. It makes you have a puffy face. It also lymph can stagnant lymph can also make you look like you have a double chin as well. Oh, this is, yeah, this is chocolate.
Speaker 2:Okay, so we're gonna hit the other jaw you know, I knew a cover band, a lymph biscuit cover band called stagnant, called Stagnant Lymph, and they were terrible but much better than Limp Bizkit.
Speaker 3:Ironically, you're right not to laugh. Stagnant Lymph it's actually really good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that would be a good name. I'm there for it. Yeah, stagnant Lymph, I'm right thinking like the album cover.
Speaker 3:It's like a double chin, just a couple double chin that.
Speaker 2:That's hilarious. It's abstract, so you can't actually tell what it is.
Speaker 3:But, anybody who knows the lymph system is like.
Speaker 2:I get it If you know, you know and I'm going to your show.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what's the singer's name?
Speaker 1:Fred Durst I'm sure he's pretty puffy. He seems like a puffy dude. He's filled with Michelob, oh my God. Yes, all right, we're just basically going to attach it down here and it just kind of guides it. Let's see, I want to just get to the other. You have a long neck.
Speaker 3:I do have a long neck, that's true. My dad was a giraffe, your dad was a giraffe. Yeah, okay, does it come around, I like that. You're like I don't know what to think about that, but I'm gonna move on. No, no, I was just.
Speaker 2:I got jealous is what happened like my parents were dachshunds, so yeah, yeah I just I'm sorry, no sorry, camera let's see connect it here that was my main motivation for losing weight, especially as a kid was the differentiation between my head and my torso. I was like when I got fat fatter, it was just like one solid piece. I really, really wanted to have a neck it's like how can she see herself?
Speaker 1:I?
Speaker 3:want you to see what you look like. You know what? I don't know if I the. The feeling is so grand that Do you feel a little lifted though? Do you feel like a lift? Yeah girl, I'm ready for a Vogue shoot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, I feel good.
Speaker 2:I feel, just use your phone or use my phone. Oh yeah, where's your. There you go.
Speaker 3:I mean, wow, you know what? Doesn't it kind of look cool this like from some tribe in. Hollywood. I think this is really good. It's like talk about an old reference Jim and the Holograms. I don't know who that is. Oh my God, thank you, we got it. Alex got it. Jim and the Holograms is right there with, like, belinda Carlile.
Speaker 2:It's that era.
Speaker 3:But yeah, so Jim and the Holograms were like, they were like Barbie, but punk rock, oh okay, okay, yeah and like jim and holograms and like oh jim, what do I?
Speaker 1:g-e-m, g-e-m. Yes, I do remember them oh, my god, I thought you were saying jim, j-i-m all right, welcome back, completely happy. So sarah is, uh, complete, I have. I left a little of the edges sort of hanging off because I didn't want it to get to your hairline and grab any hairs, but it looks pretty damn cool.
Speaker 3:I actually don't think I'm ever going to revert back Like.
Speaker 2:I think this is who I am now. It looks like it, like it hits the the parts of your, of your face that like an animator would like outline, and like a computer generated, like it's just AI.
Speaker 3:This is the AI version of me and it's the better version. That's the problem. Like once you have the AI version. Your face is completely covered and just paint and then you go back to you. You're like blech.
Speaker 2:Boring.
Speaker 1:I liked it better when I was Avatar.
Speaker 2:I liked it better when I was Avatar.
Speaker 1:Yeah, absolutely, when you were just Avatar itself, just blue.
Speaker 3:Well, that's the problem with filters, right, is that? That's the problem, is that they put this filter on you and you're stunning. Do you know? You're like Giselle Bouchard. I can't say her last name.
Speaker 2:I didn't even know she had a last name. Yeah, the model who's just it's dumb.
Speaker 3:Like get off the planet. You're not from God damn it. Like even it's crazy. It has really messed a lot of people up, including myself.
Speaker 1:I think TikTok puts a filter on you even if you don't use the filter, like it's a little I don't know, because I look good on I look better on TikTok than I do on Instagram and I truly think that they sneak just a little tiny bit of a filter.
Speaker 2:It makes you want to use it more often, for sure.
Speaker 1:For sure.
Speaker 3:I mean come on, Don't you think that they would be capable of that, like stick them fitting all in your TikTok camera Gross.
Speaker 1:Well, now I'm going to sign up.
Speaker 3:I don't go on. It's funny. I don't go on TikTok, that much I don't go. I don't know why I don't either.
Speaker 1:I'm going to have to, though, so stay tuned for the funny facialist TikTok. We'll be starting it. No, it's good.
Speaker 3:You need to. It's like, yeah, you've got to do it. The fact that I'm doing it makes me sound like I'm 98.
Speaker 1:No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3:It makes you sound like you're resisting the man. No, it feels like I'm going to like my little niece's birthday party, you know, and I'm bringing and people are like who's the old lady? You know, and I'm walking in with a gift, I'm like I'm just her auntie, like I'll only be here for a second, but I bought a clown, you know, like it just you bought the clown. Wow, yeah, you know like it feels like I'm trying, but the young kids are like, boo, bring the clown leave the clown.
Speaker 2:Get rid of the lady I have a whole duffel bag full of hashtags.
Speaker 1:I brought everyone and she's like oh, she doesn't know what that is.
Speaker 2:That's the way I feel with technology and anytime that I say I don't like social media, I just feel like my dad just going, you know, like that kind of like who needs that yeah, you know so yeah, that's you, though you got.
Speaker 1:He got off instagram, you did I got off of the social media character that he does is on there, but he is, does not have his own Sandro Yocolano.
Speaker 2:I don't maintain any Instagram. He's trying to test the universe. I'm not testing the universe, I just want to be happy.
Speaker 1:I know, I know Relatable.
Speaker 2:We'll probably get back on because you have to do something. I told him.
Speaker 1:I would maintain it for you, okay? Well, let's talk. Have to do something I told them. I would maintain it for you, okay. Well, let's talk. Talk about it, percentages. I just feel like it would be good for me. Yeah, yeah, it would be an extra person to promote that's.
Speaker 2:That's the reason why I want to get back on there, because I do want to help you with this by the way.
Speaker 1:Um, everything I say on the podcast is really just a passive-aggressive thing.
Speaker 2:I've been trying to tell sandra and I just wait till the podcast to say it in her mind I'm the one that has the face tape on and I'm the one that needs to so, yeah, you've got a puffy face and you need to. Yeah, help me yeah, last week's episode was how to get rid of your hairy belly and ball sack smell. And we had a. We had a lovely woman on to talk about it and I didn't believe it at all. I was like this is about me, isn't it? Yeah it is't it.
Speaker 1:You didn't fall for it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was, of course it was no, I'm never bathing, I don't care.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God. I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. So do you have any questions about facial taping?
Speaker 3:About facial taping? Sure, we can do that, or do you have yeah?
Speaker 1:Or you could talk about. You were saying you had acne.
Speaker 3:Well, that's two different roads, two different neighborhoods.
Speaker 1:Well, it's up to you.
Speaker 3:No, well, let's benefit you, Not me. Let's benefit you Because you did the facial saving right, you're the facialist. This is what your podcast is about. It's not about me and my oily ass skin.
Speaker 1:She's so good? Definitely not.
Speaker 3:But so okay, so okay, okay, so okay if I were to go into as a facial uh recipient clinic. Thank you so much um question. I feel like this is the job interview that we're like do you have questions for us?
Speaker 2:I'm so sorry, no, no, it's good because usually I want to know you should, you should see yourself in 10 minutes.
Speaker 3:Yeah right, these are the questions, they always tell you have questions for your employer and here's me every time don't't think so dude Think we're pretty rocking right, yeah, it's good, it's good. The vibe is good, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we need we, we, we like to have guests, guests slash coaches on here. Yeah, people to to you know to be here to have fun with us to learn different.
Speaker 1:I'm not live. Do you have any suggestions for me for this podcast?
Speaker 3:I need yeah, no, so okay, let me get back to it, because I also have ADHD and I got to focus real hard. So the okay. So one thing I would say is like, okay, this is cute and this is cool, so I would leave this on for how long? Anywhere from four to eight hours. Four to eight hours Is Anywhere from four to eight hours. Four to eight hours. Can I sleep in this thing? Yes, you can.
Speaker 1:You can.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, would you suggest. That's the high time, that's prime time to use face tape is when you're sleeping, probably because you're not moving your face so much, but you are laying down you are laying down. But I thought and there are other ways to do this. So, like, if you have areas that when you're sleeping smush yeah do you get like a smush face on your side, or whatever you could tape those areas so that they don't do that. Okay, that do you.
Speaker 1:This brings me to another question it's a little bit of a segue but do you believe in mouth taping? Yes, oh, I forgot to talk about that. I believe in it. Haven't done it more than one night in a row, okay, but I do believe in it. It's supposed to be good for what? For sleeping, because you only breathe through your nose. It's good for your bite, I guess.
Speaker 3:Do you do it? I do not do it because it terrifies, because I have asthma, like even now you'll see me breathing very heavy. It's like I have to do that a lot. It's just a nervous system thing, but so it terrifies me. But it's all anybody's talking about. I see you, it's true. One more, talk about face tape, because it's so. It's the amount of things that have gone into sleep, right, because you watch all these influencer and these and they talk about skin care they talk about now it's about having a snatch jawline right, that's it, and that's what I did that for you with the snatch jawline you have to have a snatch jawline.
Speaker 3:If you don't have a snatch jawline, you you're dead.
Speaker 1:Like you know, like it's like, that's the thing of like. If you are like, kill yourself.
Speaker 3:I'm serious. Like like, if you have a weak chin, like forget. Like move move like to a different planet. No one wants you like. That's the message. So this face, this face, our mouth tape thing has been like you're supposed to. Aesthetically, I'm sure it's great for your little solar plexus and everything going on here right and to breathe in. But it's supposed to be good for a snatch to jawline.
Speaker 1:Maybe because of your facial posture.
Speaker 3:Oh, they take it back. Yeah, they go back to like when you were an infant, whether you were like breastfed or you were from a bottle whether you're a mouth breather or whether you're, they always tell you to close your mouth to breathe. Also for, like your nervous system, right? So that's why it's an utter nightmare for me, because I'm like I'm not a breather, right? I?
Speaker 1:have to breathe real hard, right it's like not natural.
Speaker 3:I get when I'm anxious, I'm right, it's like not natural I'm. I get when I'm anxious, I'm like there's a lot of breathing, yeah, or like whatever, um, shallow breathing. So I haven't done it because it scares me a little bit. Just because I get mentally I'm like what if I can't breathe, you know because? But I should try it because it's I resist it you can breathe through it.
Speaker 1:that's the one thing I did notice. If you don't put it on super tight, I think, think that air because part of the reason why I did this instead of something called frownies, which is just like paper with sticky stuff which doesn't breathe, the kinesio tape breathes and so if you put it over your mouth, you can still get air in and out of it and it's not going to be hard to take off.
Speaker 2:So it's done to like you, keep your mouth. It keeps your mouth closed so that you don't open it to breathe through your mouth, and then you can cause, typically, when you, when you breathe out your mouth, your mouth, your throat dries up and then that's your next sleep apnea you just wake yourself up.
Speaker 1:Oh, right yeah.
Speaker 2:But if you keep your mouth closed to get a snatch job, right Am I?
Speaker 3:saying it right Snatch, snatch, snatch, snatch.
Speaker 2:So like that means you're keeping your mouth closed and probably probably like you're probably like inducing or maybe, like you know, being positive towards like teeth grinding and jaw clenching, because that's what get you a snatched jaw too right, if you like if you are clenching, if you're not, if you keep like your jaw closed, would it?
Speaker 1:that's what it's trying to give you more jawline I don't know because then you're basically, just like you know, squeezing your jaw yeah, I wonder if you can do it, if you have, if you grind your teeth. Do you grind your teeth? I don't think so, yeah.
Speaker 3:I mean, if we really dug down into this there's, I think. I mean, I can only speak for myself.
Speaker 2:I got a lot of problems.
Speaker 3:You know I used to grind my teeth, but I also sleep with my mouth. That's the thing with this influencer culture right and fit in, like aesthetics and skin care and god. It used to be as simple as like. You know, if you drink red wine, it's good for you, drinking wine is really good for you, and then, like then it came out like two years later, okay, it's not that great for you to drink red wine and but now it's like so much of like you should do this, you should do this, you should tape your eyeball, shut you should tape your nostrils, shut you should staple them.
Speaker 3:Don't use tape staple you know, like you should dye your teeth white with you know? Like just acrylic paint actually that's not good for you do it with like clorox, like there's always something and I think it's wearing it, wears it, wears you down of like because you try this, you try that, you try this and you break out in this and that's like the top selling influencer brand, you know. So I think it's just so funny what's happening in our like youth culture of like trying to stay youthful.
Speaker 3:You know we all want to be a fetus it's like geez, we got to get past five guys, we've got to get past five years, it's just gonna happen, okay, it's gonna. Jeez, we gotta get past five guys, we've gotta get past five years. It's just gonna happen, okay, it's gonna. And for myself included, you know it's like. So I think I always love new things because I just think it's so interesting and also like there are a lot of new scientific things like the let's go right back from the beginning.
Speaker 2:Salmon semen you know, it's like somebody had to figure this out right.
Speaker 3:So I think okay, so, okay. So let me think. Another question would be is this something that has like long-lasting effects? Can you do it once and it'll last for a long time, or do you have to do like a? It's temporary, for sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah I would just, maybe you do it like a few nights a week, um, and especially you maybe do it before. Listen, I'm don't 100, like I'm not like telling all of my clients to do this. I just I understand the concept of it. I, you know, did a little research on it. I've done the space taping, but like it's not something that I tell people to do every day or that you need it, I truly believe that people should just, you know, kind of accept the way you look. In some ways, you know, like you know, if you were saying, like the filter is just it's too much, it's making you feel bad about yourself, but that got away from me, but I yeah from me, but I uh, yeah, what was the question?
Speaker 3:right, exactly, I could see, I could feel it. Yeah, yeah, um, like you answered it, though, I said like how long are the lasting? Effects. You have to do this is this something you know? Because there are treatments that you pay thousands and thousands of dollars for and you have to go back three months later to do it again or your skin's gonna be a wet dishrag you know you're like you know.
Speaker 3:So I think that's always the thing of like when you do these things. How often do you have to do them? What is the actual like? And a lot of or, you know. It's like a face mask. You have something to do that night and you want to look super snatched, right, you know, is that when you do?
Speaker 1:I think that's probably more doable you know, and then like trying to do everything every night of the week. So if I were gonna, maybe I would consider doing it. If I had like a photo shoot, or you know not that I ever have a photo shoot, but you know what I mean if I did have one I definitely would do that. Or, you know, if I was on camera, maybe I would do that just to ensure that my face looks its best and the you know the wrinkles are smoothed out. I also feel like.
Speaker 2:If you feel it and it makes you feel good, that also puts you in a better mood. It kind of gets you know if you're doing something for yourself.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um, and face taping is way better than, um, we mentioned before face gluing which is what you do, like face stapling, like this face stapling, oh, face sta face stapling.
Speaker 2:They don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1:Face paper clipping Face paper clipping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Safety pinning, yeah, safety pinning. That didn't last very long.
Speaker 2:But you know, it's like a thing you just kind of do for yourself.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You know I don't ever wash my face. No lotion on it once in a while and I feel good about it. You know it just makes me feel good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just wanted to relate, no no, no, you did relate, thank you yeah I've been working on relating I'm very relatable babe thank you yeah, minsk, uh, skincare facial podcast would be short yes, yeah, I wash my face, yeah water yeah, water, put water on it, it was cool.
Speaker 3:Uh, today it was cold. Yeah, it's different from yesterday, it's cool, it was tap water, though that was good uh and then I used dial soap. I feel good, so yeah, I think that's it we're gonna wrap it up there guys, anything, anything or any call-ins no, all right, cool. Yeah, I like, I dig it.
Speaker 2:I wish I could be like yeah, yeah, you got a pimple loser. Anyway, we'll be right back next week.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, just put a knife in it, cut it off.
Speaker 1:Seriously, I wish that there were a podcast with just men.
Speaker 3:There probably are. There's 19,782,000 podcasts.
Speaker 2:I am sure that there's got to be one. There's like a For Hymns podcast. Yeah, all the podcasts about taking chewable stuff and having your love life back, or something, oh, right Chewable Viagra People only want your money and to make you feel bad about yourself, to get your money. I don't know if you know that or not, but I'm just saying Chewable Viagra, yeah, that's what they sell.
Speaker 1:Do they really Mm-hmm, wow? Or Viagra gummies?
Speaker 2:Yeah, viagra gummies.
Speaker 1:Yeah, viagra gummies, they're like soldenafil gummies or whatever.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying this like it's a joke, but you're saying it's a real thing.
Speaker 1:No, it's for real, yeah, because, god forbid, you have to take a pill.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, it's just I don't know, it's so bizarre. I think all pills should be sugar. What's the?
Speaker 1:Nuprin, that was sugar N how new print is new print back on the organ trail. Let's bring it back, yeah, yeah yeah they had their laudanum yeah, isn't that where they ate each other?
Speaker 3:on the organ trail. On the organ trail they got snake bites and their axle broke yeah, okay, and only one person ever survived because, yeah, jane got eaten by a boa constrictor, yeah, henry got a hangnail and died from infection and we got a hangnail and died and I got a hangnail yep, I know that one. It's like devil went down to Georgia.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the original country yeah alright, well, we gotta wrap it up, okay, but thank you so much for being here, you're welcome.
Speaker 3:I'm like I don't think I added anything, but yeah this is hilarious, are you joking? Me.
Speaker 2:Don't ever joke, Nikki. No, because you're such a weird fantastic guest. What are you saying? Don't joke, nikki. Are you joking me? That's such a funny like. Are you joking me? I?
Speaker 1:got mad at her for having for doubting herself, which always helps.
Speaker 2:That's positive when somebody gets mad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean yeah. Oh yeah, it's tough love. It's tough love, yeah, I mean yeah that's a girl's girl.
Speaker 3:You gotta be like girl. Yeah, don't get. No, come on girl. That's what we do. Yeah, that's what you. That's good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, good, I mean, I want everybody to feel like they're a queen, and that's, you know, another thing that I've. Yeah, exactly, I mean she looks like a queen in some village somewhere deep in the south of america. Oh my god, yeah, um, by the way, speaking of podcasts, you have one.
Speaker 3:I have one. I haven't done it in a long time, guys, uh, yeah, no, yes, because it's expensive. It's like an expensive endeavor and there's I have. Yes, so it will come back. It's called not cool and I love it and it's really about, yeah, just being a geek nerd out because nerds are cool, and the more not cool you think you are, probably the more cool you are.
Speaker 2:So it's kind of yeah, it's about this whole culture of being owning that cool.
Speaker 3:I'm like shut up yeah, god, like just be a nerd ball, it's fine well, it looked very, very fun.
Speaker 2:I remember when I was on the socials I would see clips of your podcast, um, like all over, like the comedy store records, yeah and whatnot. So, yeah, so it looked really fun.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I've had some really fun guests, yeah but they can find it still right oh yeah, oh my god, yeah, I still have so many like older clips as the comedy store they have to post.
Speaker 2:Yes, absolutely you can go to my youtube page.
Speaker 3:You can can go to my Instagram Sarah Hyland Rosenstein, or also Not, cool Pod. You can see them all there.
Speaker 3:I've had some I mean just truly amazing artists on that podcast and I'll post more clips and there will be new episodes. Just, life is life-ing, just give her a break. Life is life-ing and so sometimes creative endeavors take different roads and you just kind of it's like painting yeah, sometimes you put it down for a little bit and you come back and you're like that's completely different than what I thought and then you add another color so that's how it works.
Speaker 2:That's how I see things no, I think through painting I like everything's in motion all the time yeah, it's like I see a picture of myself and I'll. Immediately I'm like, oh, my god, I gotta get in shape. And then six months go by and I'm like, oh, I was in way better shape than I thought I was. And then you, just you don't see yourself in the moment. So, yeah, taking a step back, it's huge, huge perspective.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was relating to your painting analogy, because it's like if you're painting, sometimes you think you're painting one thing and then you're like this looks really cool but it's going to evolve into this other thing and now it's now.
Speaker 3:It's more of what I want, I guess, and I didn't even know what I wanted. Yeah, I think we get so focused and like, right, and it's this far away, and we get frustrated of like, oh, it's not, but then when you step away and you come back, you're a different like, your perspective is different so then it's different and then it became. It has a chance to become something different you gotta let it breathe.
Speaker 3:I used to not do that and I look at my work like paintings and stuff like that and you could tell you're like okay, manic. Um, you know, which is not a bad thing, but there's something to it. When you like, leave it and you step away and just you know, come back to it the next day as a different kind of, with a different lens, absolutely it's funner that way.
Speaker 2:Even relationships are like that as well, yeah, it's true, like write something down and you're like, and you look at it later, you're like who wrote this? This is kind of funny, yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's me like, you don't realize it like I love your life. Yeah, it's always in third person, like that dude's dope he's a dude.
Speaker 1:All dudes do that third person yeah I don agrees Detached, I like it.
Speaker 2:I don't want to end the podcast, but it's the most LA thing to end a podcast. We have 10 minutes before ticket time on Cars.
Speaker 1:We don't want to get tickets on Cars, but it is a good time. But thank you so much for being here. You were a fucking awesome guest. That was awesome. Thanks so much.
Speaker 3:Thanks for tap face. I'm not taking it off until in two weeks from now.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna let it get molded, yeah where it gets bacteria, and then I'll have just strips of zits. One thing I need to tell you, by the way if you're taking your face I'm sorry I had to interrupt you but when you're taking it off, just make sure you hold your skin and then just sort of roll it off.
Speaker 2:It will take your entire face off if you don't.
Speaker 3:I have blood just going down. I'm like this is great, call your attorney.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so roll it yeah, just roll it, but pull, pull the skin here and then you can just roll it because you want. You don't want to just pull it with the skin because it could. If it is sticky, if it's super sticky, then you know you could be like doing like a wax straight up dermaplaning on my face. Very painful. Yeah, don't do that, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Just ripping all my hairs out, oh. God and then I come back with a big black beard. I just look.
Speaker 1:I'm so dark Like I just go real dark, real fast.
Speaker 3:It's going to be great, it's going to be fun. Go Face. Tape Like this is a brilliant podcast.
Speaker 1:I'm not even trying to sell Face Tape so that people can come go. Actually, they can come to you, can come to me and I'll face date you, for sure, see yeah, she's 110, look at her look at her you'd be a mentalist, not to be a facialist I'm 506, I just drink a lot of water
Speaker 3:you look fantastic, perfect that's what I do in la.
Speaker 1:I go up yeah, she brought like 14 waters. Yeah, I'm like 480. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, oh, you look so good for 400.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly, vitamins. Am I Vitamins? Am I right they?
Speaker 2:give them to you for free.
Speaker 1:Alright, well, I don't want to get a ticket.
Speaker 2:Yes, let's not get tickets.
Speaker 1:Alright, let's not get tickets, alright, well, thank you again, so much.
Speaker 2:And you're at Sarah Hyland Rosenstein, at all your platforms, all my platforms. Yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 1:Alright, well, all right. Well, thank you again. Thanks for having me. We'd love to have you back sometime. I'll do something else that you don't like.
Speaker 3:Take hair off, just use some form of hair off.
Speaker 1:Thank you All right, Well, say goodbye everybody.
Speaker 2:Goodbye, everybody.
