Sex, Drugs and Skincare

Ep. 81 Genetics and Aging/ Guest COMEDIAN DANA MOON

Nicky Davis, Sandro Iocolano, Dana Moon Season 1 Episode 81

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Our special guest, the ever-hustling comedian Dana Moon, joins us with her unique flair, adding another layer to our comedic escapades.

Curious about the mysteries of skincare and the eternal debate of nature versus nurture? With the help of guest comedian, Dana Moon, We chat about genetics, lifestyle choices, and how they weave together to shape our skin's fate. From plant-based diets to those cringe-worthy words like "moist," our conversation is both enlightening and delightfully cheeky. We also dive into the bizarre worlds of tanning above trash cans and the perplexing influence of our genetic backgrounds on our sun-kissed aspirations. Our lighthearted tales remind us that the path to glowing skin is as much about laughter as it is about lotions and potions.

As the conversation takes a cosmic turn, we unravel the threads of spirituality and consciousness, pondering the wonders of a holographic universe. With the help of astrological insights, we speculate on the changes ahead for society and ourselves, hoping for a more inclusive world. From quirky camping alternatives to the serendipitous power of the law of attraction, our musings promise to entertain and provoke thought. So, buckle up and get ready for a wild ride through the unexpected blend of comedy, skincare secrets, and the boundless realm of cosmic curiosity.

Speaker 1:

You are listening to watching, hearing, smelling, tasting and feeling sex, drugs and skincare. Like and subscribe. Okay, I like that thumb, okay, hey. Hey. Welcome back to sex, drugs and skincare. I'm Nikki Davis Jr, licensed comedian, stand-up esthetician.

Speaker 2:

That was good. That was good, that was good. That's my favorite response to a joke now.

Speaker 1:

That was good. That was good. Yeah, you should do that in an audience. You're welcome, you're welcome.

Speaker 2:

Alex said you're welcome yeah.

Speaker 1:

That's perfect.

Speaker 2:

I like that To answer the guest question. No, the air conditioner can stay on. Oh yeah, no, no, no, it's a valid question. I'm glad you brought it up, because Alex has a way of like, when you're listening to this right now or watching it, you're going to do what? Air conditioner? Because that's how good Alex is.

Speaker 1:

That's how good he is. Yeah, by the way, this is my boyfriend's stripper set decorator, sandro Yocolano, and you look really cute.

Speaker 2:

I don't think we have to put labels on anything.

Speaker 1:

Dad, I just told you you look cute though.

Speaker 2:

Oh, thank you.

Speaker 1:

You do, you look nice, thank you very much, I feel fine. You're handsome.

Speaker 2:

It's been a Thank you.

Speaker 1:

If you're listening and not watching, I'm not lying.

Speaker 2:

Well, no, it's not just that. I wanted to compliment you, and I almost called you handsome.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's like my joke, yeah.

Speaker 2:

But then you have a joke like that yeah.

Speaker 1:

And I didn't want you to think that I was stealing a joke For the millions of people who are going to see my sets in laundromats all over the world. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

By the way, speaking of sets and whatnot, you know how people do comedy specials and then they retire all that material that they did in the special. Yeah, they don't perform in the club anymore, anything like that. Well, I kind of want to like skip the middle man here. Yeah, I'm just retiring all my material. I'm not going to do a special, I'm just not going to do anything else anymore.

Speaker 2:

So when I do something, it'll be special it will be special like hey, oh my god, he walked out of the house today, you know, yeah, so anyway, I'm just saying, like everybody can do what everybody else is doing, I'm doing something different, nothing I like that thank you yeah, you've been on that road for a while well, it's not paved yet, so I have to.

Speaker 1:

It's very dirty boo, yeah, come on. Man said boo.

Speaker 2:

That's why I'm retiring the material um, by the way, subscribe.

Speaker 1:

there's not a button here, but if there were, I would say hit that there, that red thing, that's not there. Subscribe If you're going to watch, even if you're just going to turn it on for a second just to make me feel better. Just hit subscribe, so it makes us look good, that's nice and comment. What should they comment on? Should we keep this Muppet in the corner?

Speaker 2:

That's what your opinion.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, keep this muppet in the corner should that's, uh, what your opinion.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, all right, that's cool, all right. Oh, also, you don't have to like it to subscribe to it. No, no, that's a. That's a thing that I go for. I hate a bunch of shit. I still subscribe to it. I pay monthly for things I don't like, just because that's how you do it. You pay absolutely. They don't even ask me to, I just pay them, I give you know, so everything works out. Yeah, yeah, I'm just saying, yeah, you're just saying that's another good um after improv yeah I'm just saying, I'm just saying yeah, welcome to my parrot shop.

Speaker 1:

Yeah what'd you say?

Speaker 2:

like I don't work, welcome my parrot shop yeah, I'm just saying, yeah, that's, that's good. Ucb should start using that.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

They had one called Ass Hat. It was one of their Ass Hat.

Speaker 1:

Ass Cat.

Speaker 2:

The groups, the groups, yeah, and they also did that all the time. Anybody, somebody would do a scene and then someone would go. That was nice. And then the audience would laugh because it's like, oh my God, how did they just think of that on the fly, right? You know that was nice, yeah, it was nice, but you know, bad.

Speaker 1:

Improv is just it's not for everybody. It's for me, that's for you, yeah, it's for me, you know, I love that you laugh at me. It makes me happy well you know, you are hilarious oh, you're my best audience. Yeah, yeah, I've been telling you that for years, for sure, yeah, I'm your best audience, I know that's captive.

Speaker 2:

I'm your captive audience you are captive because I you know you make my, you make my smoothies for me.

Speaker 1:

That's true but when I first we first started going out, I was like this guy actually laughs at my jokes, unlike, uh, some other people yeah people who don't people?

Speaker 2:

yeah, a lot of people that don't.

Speaker 1:

I was hanging out with a bunch of girls when we first started, when we first started, started when I first started, and they didn't laugh at my jokes ever. They would laugh if I was bombing. You know them, I'll tell you later. But it's not anybody that I'm like close with or anything, but it made me feel really insecure. I'm like am I never funny? That can't be possible.

Speaker 2:

No, I think people are. Sometimes they're in their heads more.

Speaker 1:

I think that's what it was.

Speaker 2:

And I wouldn't take it personally.

Speaker 1:

Well, it's like a long time ago, so I'm over it now.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm sure those people are dead now so it doesn't even matter, or they're doing the same class, which is pretty dead, trust me.

Speaker 1:

I'm just saying I don't want to talk about people I don't know. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that should be the name of the podcast.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we'll be right back. I like that. So many moments where we just have to like let's pivot, you know Whenever, not whenever, but sometimes when we get into fights in the middle of it, just to like break the tension. Sandra will just look at the camera. That isn't going go, we'll be right back. It makes me laugh every time. You can laugh into the microphone. She doesn't want to. It feels so weird. You look so bizarre. You're like she's leaning away from the.

Speaker 3:

I'm leaning away silently laughing. I'm like you're making me self-conscious. No, you guys are funny. I just don't want to interrupt, dude interrupt that's what you're there for.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, I mean, you know not specifically, but I thought I was waiting for my intro. You are, but they don't know, who you are.

Speaker 2:

Yet yeah, yeah, great, exactly.

Speaker 3:

And they should never know who I am.

Speaker 2:

That's how I like it. They're never going to what'd you say?

Speaker 3:

That's a great intro, right yeah exactly.

Speaker 2:

No one's ever going to. In fact, we're going to. Your voice is going to be modulated when this gets, when this goes out.

Speaker 3:

I'm like Oz.

Speaker 2:

Yes, exactly Right, one of the funniest lines ever and I thought it was such great writing. The guy goes bend over, he's like why? He's like we're gonna spoon, and then he takes a spoon in his hand and he starts going.

Speaker 1:

I was like that's that's a real show, that yeah, it was a real line in the show, some of the most, some of the hardest working actors.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's great writing right, some every actor you've ever seen since like 2003 on television.

Speaker 1:

It came from that show kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it, given everything that's going on in hollywood right now since 2003? I think too, like when that show came out, something like that seems like everybody who's at the top of the the food chain lately has been having some sex with some dudes oh yeah, you know like yeah you never know everybody wants to be roman everybody wants to be a roman soldier love your wife, have sex with your friend.

Speaker 2:

I almost said the f word oh, you did yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we're trying not to do that because uh christians no, not because of my family, because because uh, youtube, yeah, because of youtube yeah, and then they're probably.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that sounds like a like a christian youtube. It sounds like a christian thing. You know it does because it's like you. Oh, I don't know, I'm just saying.

Speaker 1:

I'm just saying yeah, we'll be right back, all right. So today we're going to talk about what are we talking about today? I'm so glad you asked. Today we're going to talk about the role of genetics in aging okay right.

Speaker 1:

So I've always been curious, you know, in different aspects, and there's a lot. There's a lot more than I could ever get my hands on and could even convey in this podcast, but I did get my hands on some stuff and there's a couple interesting little studies, um, and a little bit of statistics on how much of your genetics play in your aging. You know, and that could be. You know, I'm focusing a lot on the skin aging, but also just like a um, like you know being sick in general and like dying from you know sickness or whatever, um, so yeah, so that's doesn't that? Does that sound interesting?

Speaker 2:

yeah. No, I think it's very interesting because I've always often wondered, like you know, you hear like you go to the doctor. It's always like what's your pre? You have any like your family issues? What's your family history with this? And I always thought like, oh man, these are the same genes so I'm gonna get everything. But it's more like I guess they found out it makes more sense that it's you live in the same house, you eat the same stuff, you drink the same things, you smell the same farts.

Speaker 2:

You know like they get into your system somehow right so, uh, and I wonder if, like, if it's genetics that way, or is like if you took people and you put them in different households, right? One person was the one person ate, like you know, like only white flour um, which I guess he'll be right back. I'll be right back um and white flour and like see how that actually affected them.

Speaker 1:

You know you're obsessed with white flour comparisons right now well, because white flour is.

Speaker 2:

You know that also sounds like a racist, but I do find that it's interesting, just because it's so much sugar and people are so yeah, I'm very interested about genetics. You know, nature versus nurture, nurture.

Speaker 1:

I hate that word so much.

Speaker 2:

Nurture, maybe because I was never nurtured.

Speaker 1:

Nourishment, nourishment. I hate it. I wasn't breastfed. Maybe that's why I think, that's why I'm just angry.

Speaker 2:

You don't like the word nourishment because you weren't breastfed.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I think so Wow.

Speaker 1:

That's a word. Spiritual, yeah, so true yeah, nourish your soul, oh god, stop saying it.

Speaker 2:

It's like the word moist, yeah, yeah, damp it hurts it hurts me, actually nourishes.

Speaker 1:

It nourishes way better, I mean way worse. Yeah, it sounds awesome, okay, yeah, wholesome.

Speaker 2:

I hate that word too nutritious, is getting there for me, god forbid I hand you anything nutritious don't. Just don't tell me what it is, just say this is new and I'll be like, and I might go tricious right, I was gonna say, I was gonna be like yeah yeah, this is new.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but it is new because I don't eat anything nutritious except for quinoa and stuff, yeah, you do I eat pretty we've switched over to plant-based both of you no meat, no meat, no dairy no I really didn't change much. What's up? How's the energy levels?

Speaker 2:

I feel great I feel, good yeah so yeah, very, very much yeah how long has it been?

Speaker 1:

like two months a month. I think three months, actually seven yeah yeah, we let's track a time when because we're the same shit, all the goddamn time every day we kind of do now it's like kind of like we need a little bit of help in the kitchen, not in the bedroom though? Yeah, because we don't cook in the bedroom.

Speaker 2:

That's definitely plant-based. Yeah, that's a. That's a wilting banana leaf. Anyways, no, I'm kidding, I just made a plant-based, but I'm excited for our guests.

Speaker 3:

Yeah me too. Who is she?

Speaker 2:

That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

Who said that?

Speaker 2:

But the voice from Beyond knew.

Speaker 1:

Sexy voice.

Speaker 2:

The Oz. Yeah, zoe, zoe was there, zoe. Oh, it was Oz. Okay, oz's evil twin.

Speaker 1:

Do we bring her up? Do we bring her in?

Speaker 2:

Will you guide her to the couch?

Speaker 1:

Yes, well, first of all, I can tell you I've known her since probably the first year I started doing stand-up and we met at Mike's such as Red Rock and Sunset Grill, highly acclaimed.

Speaker 2:

I know.

Speaker 1:

Stretch, we had him on the show too. Red rock, yeah, um and so yeah, and she's so funny and I was like how the hell is this girl so funny? And she just started um and seriously, like I feel I just pictured that she was at home like on a farm, just practicing being funny, and then flew out here honestly, like I was like how do you? How, anyways, and then what is your uh?

Speaker 2:

super funny as well and just like always like I don't know, always just doing sketches and just like just doing characters and she's just hilarious. And seeing her at shows and like Dana would always did, I say her name, yeah, dana would always come and do a show and then like get her shit and leave and then she'd be at other shows. So I don't know, she had a lot of hustle in her and uh, she's super funny, super talented. I don't remember her last name, but um, no, I'm kidding, uh should I bring her out.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay yeah, give it up for the very, very talented funny actress, writer, comedian, producer, director, dana moon okay, that was the switch, that was the best.

Speaker 3:

Really, I swear by them yeah you have to go somewhere no, key shut, key Shut it.

Speaker 1:

Should I answer? Yeah, yeah, yeah, answer it, yeah, yeah, just you can just start. Hello, hello, hey, dana moon. So Dana's um on the phone right now.

Speaker 3:

She accidentally.

Speaker 1:

Uh, she called somebody.

Speaker 3:

I accidentally called this guy named Keith bartender. I just want to see what you were up to. I have no idea who this is. I just want to see what you're up to. I'm on a podcast right now. Yeah, Did we? We met recently, right? We don't even know. I want to to know who. I just muted him. Just refresh my memory I'm also trying to think this is data.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah how about a bar?

Speaker 3:

a bar okay, bye, hi guys, hi, so I accidentally what I'm not calling him back.

Speaker 1:

I don't know who he is. Delete that number immediately.

Speaker 3:

My phone just started calling keith bartender as we switched over. Oh my god, as I came on the show and I don't know who keith bartender is. But that's.

Speaker 1:

This is a first on sex, drugs and skincare. I love it. It could be the sex part.

Speaker 3:

Yes, oh yeah, it could. He could be a potential sex element.

Speaker 2:

Yeah sex element. That's a good name for a band or something.

Speaker 3:

Yeah is that what you guys wanted? Whenever you're like we're gonna just intro you and you're gonna be on the phone, well, yeah, that worked out well too.

Speaker 1:

I was just gonna say you were just like texting and like you didn't give a shit that you were here, but that's way better what you did.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's real very real, it was very live.

Speaker 1:

It was very like that's improv that's improv, that's improv, that's another way you say it. That's improv, that's improv, I guess. And the phone?

Speaker 3:

conversation. Yes, you did and I it's actually when I leave, it's gonna bother me because I I don't know who this person is, oh my god, and I don't know why I would save someone as bartender Call him back.

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

No, okay. Well, thank you for being here. Thank you for having me. I'm so excited you were here. I'm so excited she just did a podcast. What is that? What is that? I clapped oh yeah, do it silently. Oh, my God, you look amazing. By the way, thank you.

Speaker 3:

Well, I did get a facial from one of the most amazing facialists.

Speaker 2:

Oh wait, is that cool to even say that nicky's right there yes, I do sometimes I don't really usually yeah, but yeah.

Speaker 1:

Um well, thank you for saying that. But yeah, I love you. She's wearing, if you not, if you're listening, not watching. She used to have a very strong red lip. Right now, red headband. I overline the lip today.

Speaker 3:

And let me tell you it's a choice, and am I regretting it? We'll find out after. No, I'm being honest, I think it's traffic, you know when you're just bored so you keep drawing things on your face.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

It's a good look, I like it. If.

Speaker 1:

I'm in the backseat maybe, but not in the front seat.

Speaker 3:

I have a problem. If I have makeup in my bag and I'm in traffic, I'll just be throwing things on.

Speaker 2:

Is it to like get ahead?

Speaker 3:

Like you're like all right, while I'm here, let me utilize my time. I like to use my time wisely. I I try to do as many things at once.

Speaker 1:

That's really healthy by the way, I don't feel like it is. Yeah, don't be present. Be as disconnected as you can. Literally, I'm like I'm on a walk. What podcast can I listen to? What?

Speaker 3:

audiobook can I listen to. I'm like, how many things can I do so I don't have to sit with my own thoughts? When do I call?

Speaker 1:

keith bartender.

Speaker 3:

Who is Keith bartender?

Speaker 1:

Literally.

Speaker 3:

I totaled my car.

Speaker 1:

By the way, putting on on Laurel Canyon, I was putting on concealer, putting on concealer, and then ran into the car in front of me. But did you look good? Maybe, yeah, probably, but the skin looked good. The skin looked good. Yeah, you couldn't see my dark circles.

Speaker 3:

Was it that bad of an?

Speaker 1:

accident, no, and I finally got rid of the Buick.

Speaker 3:

See, no, I actually need to stop doing that, because on my way here I was like there were a couple close calls. I'll be honest.

Speaker 1:

People are running a lot of red lights lately, so just be careful. I love you.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I have.

Speaker 2:

I have to be safe because I feel like other people in LA, driving or not you know, you have to kind of take the initiative and be the person that you want to survive around. You have to be like, okay, you can't, you can't stop looking at the road, you can't, you can't. But.

Speaker 1:

I just assume everybody's going to run the red light. I'm scared, they do. Scared they do. That's it nothing funny about that. That's the name. This the name is this podcast.

Speaker 3:

By the way, nothing funny about that. Yep, I love that you guys have so many different titles for the show already.

Speaker 1:

Yeah if you come up with one, we're definitely open to it. You know so, and if you have any, you can put them in the comments yeah, not you, I mean you, but also me maybe. Yeah, you know what the ethereal you it would be nice if you subscribe to our podcast as well.

Speaker 3:

I'll do it right now, okay, cool, I'll text a keith bartender to also subscribe I like that.

Speaker 1:

Yes, oh, that's hilarious. This is the podcast I'm on. Please subscribe yeah, and he'll see you and see who you are next wednesday at 3 am, then he'll know and then he'll text you at 3, 15 and go okay, I remember you now because he's watching the podcast what if he's like really hot, and what if I met him when he was a bartender?

Speaker 3:

because he's an actor. And what if he's very successful now? There you go yeah, see this show.

Speaker 1:

See the show just brought me keith back in my life the last keith I got rid of was uh, it was a great relief to have a Keith out of my life. Oh, he was a stalker. Keith, keith's in caverns, the Kevin's Keith and Kevin are creepy. They're a little bit.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I've had a creepy Kevin, I'm not going to lie. Yeah, for sure. I actually have some type of energy where I attract creepy men and I I don't love to admit that because I feel like I'm calling it in but yeah, there's something about me that says, hey, creepy people, come on into my orbit. I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1:

You're very open with people. I feel like your energy is very open and non like you know. You're not blocked off for sure.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, and then I think that invites anyone.

Speaker 1:

Anyone comes on in. You need to get like a screen, maybe, or have some boundaries or whatever. Those two have a guard up. Have a guard up, be emotionally unavailable yeah, just do that, that's way better.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, nikki, what is today's?

Speaker 1:

show about. Oh so, thank you so much for bringing it up. I thought we said it earlier but um, I'll tell you again.

Speaker 2:

Let's talk about something else instead.

Speaker 1:

Okay, that's so. Yeah, no, we're going to talk about the effects of genes on aging, skin aging, but also just aging in general and health in general. And so I looked up a few things, and so I the first thing I found on the National Institute of Health some research. Okay, so, let's see.

Speaker 2:

Wait a second. Was this a meme?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, it wasn't.

Speaker 2:

Because research can mean so many different things. That's true.

Speaker 1:

It could have been a meme, it could have been a meme.

Speaker 2:

It's fine, as long as it's accurate.

Speaker 1:

There's nothing wrong with it. I thought they were all accurate.

Speaker 2:

Oh, they are.

Speaker 3:

That's the point of memes accurate. To educate, yeah. To entertain yeah, not to entertain, that's what my stand-up is.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so apparently for skin cancer, I did find out that, uh, you have about 10 percent uh chance, if you're diagnosed with melanoma, that you might pass that on to somebody else, right to another member of the family. Oh, what happened to my notes here? Go back, go back. Here we fix it, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

Talk about abacuses or something, while I do this.

Speaker 3:

Abacuses, well, that's why they always ask you when you go in history of skin cancer Right, is that why?

Speaker 1:

But I mean, that's really a low percentage and I think more people need to just go by what you're doing, you know. Are you baking in the sun? What are you taking care of your body? I mean, there's a lot of factors that go into that. Where are you living? Do you live in hawaii or do you live in, you know, north, northern ireland, ireland or einerland?

Speaker 3:

einerland yeah eilerland is beautiful this time of year. I've traveled I. What about if you were a sun queen in your early twenties, which wasn't that long ago? For me, pretty recently, I baked in tanning beds and in the sun, so much that I look back at photos and it is offensive Really. It looks like, um, like I would be canceled with how tan I am Like, truly so tan. What's your background, too? Tan, uh, native American, italian, czechoslovakian and I just did my 23. And me, and I guess I'm Greek those are all nationalities that can get some tan. I'm the only one in my family who can get like dark, dark, and I was so addicted to tanning that when I moved to la, I lived off campus on usc. Um, and I didn't.

Speaker 3:

I just wanted to tell you guys, I went to usc, there's no reason why I should have mentioned that and I didn't have a pool and there was one spot to tan and it was this little upper area above the trash cans. You guys, sexy, I would lay on trash to tan. That's how addicted to tanning and people would walk by and be like you are not from me, like what is was it the tan or the feeling of the sun.

Speaker 1:

It was the tan, it was to be tan Okay.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, so, anyway. So I stopped doing that, like I want to say 27, 26, 27.

Speaker 1:

I stopped doing that, okay, and so that's a lot of tanning it can take not to scare you, but it can take about 30 years to see some of that damage. I can already tell you right now that you have pretty strong skin and I think you're going to survive it. I myself, when I had when I was 17, I had two major burns where, like I love major burns, it's a new show on Fox right now.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's about miners. It's about miners. Yeah, but no people in caves.

Speaker 1:

Oh wait, is that a joke? All of them are jokes.

Speaker 3:

But I got hey guys, what are jokes?

Speaker 1:

I don't know We'll be right back. Um, I, uh. I got I for two, two different boys. I got so sunburned that one time my face turned black and necrotic and the whole thing just like fell off. I couldn't go in the sun for like three. I couldn't go outside for three months. It was luckily it was during summer.

Speaker 3:

How long were you outside to get that burn?

Speaker 1:

I mean a couple hours, really, yeah, and I was asleep. Were you close to the equator. No, I was here in Los Angeles. I was hanging right onto it like this.

Speaker 3:

Because in Hawaii my sister and I and my whole family were out on some boat we didn't put no one brought. It was was cloudy, so no one brought sunblock, and we were out there for six hours. Oh my god, my sister had bubbles on her chest that were like third degree burns. I had those and my mom, my brother, were so burnt and I was like, fine, you're gonna be fine. Yeah, so I have thick. Oh, dermatologist told me I have thick skin. Oh well, that's good, but I was like I'm very sensitive. What are you talking about? You really have an agent exactly.

Speaker 1:

Boom, there's a joke. Try not to hurt my feelings um joke that's, that's.

Speaker 3:

That's a good improv, yeah joke that's how you guys have to let me know you're joking, yeah joke I like the serious, I can't even do it.

Speaker 1:

Joke.

Speaker 2:

There you go.

Speaker 1:

It's not as good as yours, though it's so hard for me not to make a smile face. Okay, so, yeah, so you're going to be fine. I have a feeling you're going to be fine, but I'm 30 years later. Okay, that's crazy. So it's that's way past the amount of time you look way younger than 56. Well, thank you 36, maybe, yeah, well, thank you, I don't mean like yeah, I just like saying yeah in my head like it's crazy, though, but yeah, okay, you look way younger than yourself do I, because you look younger than yourself.

Speaker 3:

I I feel like recently people and these are men have been guessing closer. It's a fun thing to do. That I'd like to do on dates, oh god, like for second dates. When got, when they asked me like how old I am and I do the whole guess and it used to be like 29, 28, 30, maybe 31. And now guys are like, oh, I could see anywhere between like 35 and 39. And I'm like what it's so bad? I'm like you're 15. I get very angry.

Speaker 1:

I think you look great and your skin glows and like you have, like you do, you have thick skin and you just have a like a light presence about you. I don't know what you're like at home, but At home.

Speaker 3:

I'm raging.

Speaker 1:

Can you imagine? Also you twinned up your diet and like a bunch of stuff got sober. Yeah, yeah, I eat very clean, working out.

Speaker 3:

I feel like that does make a difference. I also have a theory that people living in los angeles, and maybe just like major metropolitan cities, don't age as fast as oh, people are gonna get mad at me for saying this, but people who like live in the suburbs yeah, and why do you think that is? I think in the cities we all we have access to like healthier foods, more workout. We're walking more. There's more workout classes, more options. There's just more options for everything health-wise, right?

Speaker 1:

I mean especially la also they have kids a lot more, a lot younger age, and I think that will put some age on you.

Speaker 3:

Drinking.

Speaker 1:

I feel like you know it's just a lot of like unhealthy habits in those parts of the world, like the small towns where they don't have anything else to do except for Oxycontin.

Speaker 3:

White bread, yeah, white bread Eat gluten. What's ox?

Speaker 2:

white bread, yeah white bread, eat gluten and what's that? Eat gluten and get drunk. Yeah, drive their cars. Yeah, I mean, when you're living in like a neighborhood and you have to drive somewhere, it's so much easier just to be like man. I'll just stay home and then you just, you know, just eat the couch is the best part of living in a suburb eating the couch, eating the couch yeah, every time I go home I do the same.

Speaker 3:

It's the same thing, which is like you say you can use it to eat. No, I mean Eating the couch. But yeah, every time I go home I do the same. It's the same thing, which is like nothing. I mean we go to dinners and that's like their outing.

Speaker 1:

That's it. What do you? Where are you from again? Connecticut, Connecticut.

Speaker 3:

Okay, but yeah, anyways, sorry, I Totally went on a tangent.

Speaker 1:

No, the tangents are welcome you were giving the skincare no no, no, tangents are welcome and I'm still picturing you on a farm in Ohio somewhere. I don't know if there's farms in Ohio, but milking cows. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Do you?

Speaker 1:

have a milking cow joke or something.

Speaker 3:

I had a joke about working on a farm. You have a great memory, by the way. That was one of my first jokes about how I worked on a farm as a kid and I was a crazy work. It's so weird, actually, when I think about it. I was like a crazy workaholic. I didn't need the money as a child. Yeah, I was 14 and all my friends were like we're going to go swim at Jeff's house today and I was like I'm going to the farm.

Speaker 3:

I got to prune these trees, like what was I doing? And I had rashes all over my body and I was like I'm gonna prove to the world I'm worthy. I don't even know. I thought I thought I had to work. Yeah, since like 11, um, I've always been working it. It's very odd because then you get older and you're like, why did I do that? Like I do you feel like you missed some of your childhood? Yeah, of course, pruning trees. Yeah, I don't even I don't even understand it, and I thought it was so cool. Like, why did I do that? Like I do you feel like you missed some of your childhood? Yeah, of course, pruning trees. Yeah, I don't, even I don't even understand it. And I thought it was so cool. Like when I turned 16, I was promoted to farmer market manager where I can drive the truck and I would tell the little 12, 13 year olds what to do, and I thought I was so cool, that's a big yeah.

Speaker 3:

Farmer's market manager yeah, I would drive the truck myself to the farmer's market and do everything at 16, at 16, wow, and I've just thought like I peaked. I was like this is it? I'm not totally downhill from here.

Speaker 1:

I'm like I'm manning this farm and all these old people are impressed that I know all these, all the information about the raspberries and it's well you got to stand out in that way, much the way that you would hear, but that was the only venue for you back then was a was a turnip truck. You know? Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 3:

Look, I was. I was riffing bits with these old people. I bet you were and you know I was, I was being silly and I was having fun. I actually I do. I feel like if I wasn't a comedian I would love nothing more than to just like own a shop and talk to people all day and help them pick out things like a cute you know those like cute boutiques by the ocean that sell those fun hats and like there's towels and crystals and like earrings what?

Speaker 1:

sign are you? Huh, what sign are you scorpio? Are the scorpios talkers? You're just very engaging with everybody. So that's it's, maybe not. That doesn't have anything to do with your sign.

Speaker 3:

I think it's just you well, I'm also a gemini rising if you want to get very specific, okay, yeah and rising sign is how you present so gemini's are like yeah it's like talking to two people yeah yeah, so that's why some people don't know that I'm a scorpio. That's right, you're hiding. I'm very gemini-esque and I also have leo moon, which that makes sense leos are just like hello spotlight so yeah, my chart is set up for success. I start crying.

Speaker 1:

That's going to be the teaser, all right? Well, let's talk about, for a second, uh, the studies that I saw. Uh, one of them that I thought was really interesting. It's about flies. Okay, why would they look at flies in terms of aging? I don't know how similar a fly is to a human, but there was a study done in 20 to 2021 where they use flies and they were looking at the genes that control stress and immunity. So in the first study, they looked to see if the flies would do any better if they starve them um to death. And then, oh, and then they were fed antibiotics, and then, and then they actually death. And then they were fed antibiotics, and then they actually were. And then what did I write to my own self. I don't know what that means in terms of people, oh, but that's what I found out.

Speaker 2:

I like that yeah. I wrote a note to myself to say that it's like flies, that like I don't know if it was house flies or Blood-sucking flies. I don't think so. Those are mosquitoes.

Speaker 1:

It just said flies, they weren't specific.

Speaker 2:

I wonder if they share the same genetic makeup.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, in some way. I mean there's the movie the Fly, Jeff Goldblum.

Speaker 3:

Jeff Goldblum. We tested on him how do you starve a fly of?

Speaker 1:

food. What do they eat? What do they eat?

Speaker 3:

That's a good question, so so basically you're just trying to say, if I starve myself and take antibiotics, I think you're gonna live longer or look younger or look younger and look younger. What is it? Amoxicillin I'm googling, I'll give my call. Yeah, hold on, guys, I need to order some she's just having a lunch of, yeah, erythythromycin.

Speaker 3:

But I wonder that doesn't sound right, because my friend, who's a holistic doctor and, as we know, holistic doctors know all I do really do trust her with my life. She says antibiotics is the worst thing you can take. They are very bad for you. Yeah, so how does that slow down aging?

Speaker 1:

Well, maybe they don't have a gut like we do, and I think it was protecting them from like near death, maybe. And then the next study they did was, um, something to do with bacteria, and it prevented the growth of the bacteria. Um, they raised them in a sterile environment and they saw a similar trend with that as well. So I don't know, it's bizarre, yeah.

Speaker 3:

I would like to see more experiments done.

Speaker 1:

I would like to see those too. Let's see some mice. We can start with mice, not just flies. I'm still confused as to why the flies, but they did say the rate of which the activities were. The genes change was slower, uh, in the flies that were fed the antibiotics. So that's why it was important for me to bring that up. Is because their aging process was slower? I don't.

Speaker 2:

If it's antibiotics, then it's going against what your body normally does. Your body normally ages and progresses anti-life, those right say what antibiotic. It just means because anti-biology is good, yeah, well, yeah, it's killing the stuff that's off, so it might actually slow down anything else that's killing you uh yeah, I, I guess. So yeah, or just in general, it just slows your body down because your body's doing something completely different than it normally does.

Speaker 1:

I'm not sure why, if this is even relevant, but I just that was an interesting study that I found about the flies.

Speaker 3:

Well, in that case, I should thank every guy who gave me a UTI, because, taking those antibiotics, there you go. I'm younger.

Speaker 1:

You can live forever. Joke's on you. What they did do is they tried to locate the genes that are linked to the aging process, and so if we're going to want to know how to combat aging, then we have to know which gene it is. So I guess they're trying to separate which gene it is, um, that those things are affected by. I think that's why celebrities look so young, why because they're genetically something right.

Speaker 3:

I think that there must be advanced science that only they have access to, where they know which genes to manipulate, right to reverse the aging process, because it doesn't make sense that kate beckinsale, who's 50 she looks exactly the same as she did 30 years ago and she has gotten no filler and she claims have no Botox Really. So there's some gene manipulation going on. There has to be.

Speaker 1:

I just watched her and I'll be watching the series. Disclaimer she's still acting. Wait, who are you saying? Kate Beckinsale? Oh, I'm sorry, you know what I was thinking of. Kate, the other Kate. No, kateckinsale's had tons of fillers. She's just filler, really. She looks like you right that one, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, but you don't look like you've had filler. But I mean, I've seen a lot of filler around her.

Speaker 3:

I mean, it seems like she has claimed. I've read articles saying that she never has gotten any procedure done at all because she has some type of issue that wouldn't work with her blood or something like that.

Speaker 1:

Nicole Kidman also said that she never had any work done. So did Michael Jackson. He said he didn't.

Speaker 3:

Oh, Nicole Kidman has gotten so much work done. What do you mean? I?

Speaker 2:

think she had a new front panel put in on one side of her head.

Speaker 3:

And she was. She's wearing wigs all the time.

Speaker 1:

All the wigs. Yeah, you know what, though? I would wear all the wigs too.

Speaker 3:

I would too. I love wigs. I have a wig room. What am I saying?

Speaker 2:

You have a room. It's full of wigs. I really do. Yes, I have, me too. That was mine.

Speaker 1:

I have a clip on now like a um what do you call the? Well, I have a halo that hangs and I've already given that a haircut. Um, I have two fake ponytails at the moment love. A fake ponytail, oh, I love um so much fun I've got a dark wig so I look exactly like my other sister. Um, it's like very long. And then I've got um the snap-on ones, the where it's like a uh, what do you call it?

Speaker 2:

uh, I don't know. It doesn't cover your whole head. It starts what?

Speaker 1:

topper, topper.

Speaker 3:

Thank you I had this conversation with someone yesterday and he was calling it a frame a frame.

Speaker 1:

I've never heard of that before.

Speaker 3:

It's really just a toupee for ladies and he's like, do you had a frame in? And I said a hair, I had a hair clip, I had my hair clipped up like this, yes, and he was like you had a frame in. And I said what are you talking about? And he goes ask anyone, it's called a frame.

Speaker 3:

Never heard of that before in my life, interesting maybe I'm saying the wrong word that he said, but he definitely said a word I've never heard in my life from flan flan, that's what it was you were wearing a dessert? Did you have a dessert dessert clips like chip clips that top not the top, but the halo you have.

Speaker 2:

Uh, that's like has a little that, like you know, has like the hair at the end.

Speaker 1:

It looks like hulk hogan's hair, like if you put it on, if you're bald, it looks hilarious. Yeah, it looks just like the hair in hair. If you put it on, if you're bald and you put that on, put it on him, it looks hilarious.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it looks just like the hair on the back.

Speaker 1:

I also gave it a haircut, so it looks really, really weird, but I think it's so fun that you can do that.

Speaker 2:

I know you can just change your look.

Speaker 1:

I'll tell anybody I'm wearing a wig, I don't give a shit. I think it now that I'm awake, that beauty, beauty is doing not just, you know, being beautiful, but beauty is doing the best with what you have. Yes, and if I have wigs, I'm going to wear them.

Speaker 3:

Beauty is also. I mean, it's just money at the end of the day it's a lot less romantic than my, but yeah, I mean, it's just people. You know. You invest in things to make yourself beautiful. No, beauty is more than skin deep, or what's the?

Speaker 1:

whatever bullshit I know, do you have expensive wings? Probably two.

Speaker 3:

I've won most. They're mostly like on the cheaper side, but I don't, you don't need to spend a lot of money on your wig to look nice. Okay, like if you order them from amazon, you can get like a nice wig, um, but yeah, anything between like 25 and like $50. Oh my God, that's nothing. Yeah, and you can find a really nice wig.

Speaker 2:

Are they easy to style or is it just like something you get? You're like no, they're just for characters. Oh, okay, right, yeah.

Speaker 3:

They're all for characters and like impressions and stuff, but I definitely have one that I've like worn to, like a party or like it looks good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's cute, yeah. And then, even when they don't look good, you can put like a headband on it or like right, you know, there's little tricks.

Speaker 3:

I actually love hair extensions too. Uh, the permanent ones or the I have on ones. I have the clip-in ones and the real hair, oh, and it matched my. It matches my exact hair. So when I curl my hair, I'll just do like a couple here just to like more volume, yeah, but tonight, um, I'm gonna do them all just to make my hair longer so it'd be longer than this is your natural this is my natural hair, yeah no, no extensions, a lot of hair um, thank you you

Speaker 2:

don't have fillers in your hair, do you?

Speaker 3:

but I will tonight, okay, is that?

Speaker 2:

what they call them fillers hair fillers. Hair fillers well, extensions well because I was just like making a joke about fillers. But you could actually do that next time you talk to the frame guy say no, they're fillers, there you go.

Speaker 3:

So you mean fillers, no one says extensions I just keep changing all the beauty products, I just keep gaslighting him yes yes, he's like. I grew up with sisters. I'm like, well, I'm a woman and I know um, yeah, we definitely wouldn't need to.

Speaker 1:

Uh well, I only have a few wigs, but I want to see your collection. Yeah, for sure I'll show you um so no, there's another one that this is actually more relevant. Acne, right, so you don't really get acne. Did you get acne as a kid? I?

Speaker 3:

actually told somebody this and they glared at me because we were talking about pimple patches, how they're all the rage. Now what? Oh the patches. All the kids can cover it up with a little star. It's cute. And I told them I've never broken out like as a teenager.

Speaker 1:

I have to make an observation about that, and I guess that's an annoying thing to say to someone oh, say it, no, but I don't know. No, I never broke out either. And I think when you don't have a lot of I don't know no, I never broke out either. And I think when you don't have a lot of acne, you don't leave a lot of scarring. There's not a lot to cover up, so you're actually able to show your skin more, whereas somebody who's had a lot of acne is going to have scarring. It's going to look more aged and also it's going to um. When you put makeup on it, you're going to see it.

Speaker 3:

That's right, and I, I guess foundation ages you. I didn't know this like using foundation every single day. It like, over time, it ages your skin faster and I didn't start wearing foundation until I turned 30. Okay, like my whole twenties, I just wore like bronzer you wear it all over though. Foundation.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you do. Yeah, I don't think you needed it, though, do you?

Speaker 3:

I feel like I need it okay. I feel like I look younger when I put it on, okay. But when I don't put it on, it's not like no, it's not like a jump scare or anything.

Speaker 1:

I just like the smoothness. Yeah, okay, right, and it's. Yeah, it's like it. Yeah, it's it's. Uh, the color is what do you call?

Speaker 2:

it color correcting. It's like when you have a video and you send it to color and they get it in post.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Just get yourself in post every day.

Speaker 3:

Sandra knows he's wearing some bronzer. Have I put makeup on you Some?

Speaker 1:

foundation. No, actually I didn't put it on you, I put it on Lucas Hurrell when he came in. That's so funny, I put some makeup on him.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, kind of love it, though if I'm doing a shoot, yeah, with them. Anytime I've shot with them, they're like can you cover, can you yeah?

Speaker 1:

because they're not gonna have it and it's so fun.

Speaker 3:

I like putting makeup on boys.

Speaker 1:

Don't tell anyone no, I want to do um an episode where we get one of those um makeup artists to do all the contouring and I want to have everyone to have the contouring sandra included and see, like, how it changes our face. I know it's fun, it fun, it's fun right.

Speaker 2:

I don't know how to do it. I like getting rid of a good sheen on my face, and usually I have a lot of them, you know it's like reflections.

Speaker 1:

There aren't any good sheens, by the way.

Speaker 2:

No well, I don't have any Estivaz's either, but we could like. Just dabbing it off is nice, Dabbing off the sweat know what I mean oh, right, okay yeah yeah, I do. This is very satisfying because you go from like to like, oh cool, and I keep one of those little pads in my, uh, my pocket oh, just absorb the oil or whatever.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I didn't know this. What are you doing over there? You put now, yeah, now I'm like is my concealer scrunching up no not at all.

Speaker 2:

No it's concealed it's concealed.

Speaker 3:

It's concealed yeah exactly.

Speaker 1:

um, really fast, before we go on with the acne You're supposed to now I don't know if you already know this from all the memes you put it here and then supposedly I don't put mine on with a brush, no, the ring finger. Oh yeah, with the ring finger, right, but you put it like where these little troughs are here. You don't want to go all the way across.

Speaker 3:

I, you put it here and then you brush it upwards.

Speaker 1:

Uh, I don't use a brush for anything, I just have one finger concealer, yeah, and I just put it here until it rubs up, wears off, and then I put on more and then I was also recently told you put blush right here yeah, I put blush all the way across here and across my nose even a little bit, so it looks like you were out, you know right, I'm gonna start doing that. Yeah, yeah, it's a very youthful look, as opposed to like the 80s when we would just put blush, like right here.

Speaker 3:

I just today is when I realized to stop doing that.

Speaker 2:

It's so funny, all right.

Speaker 1:

So so News Medical, one of the world's leading open access medical and life science hubs as they claim they did a study in the UK that was analyzing families with parents who did or didn't have acne, compared with the percentage of either just single children We'll call them singletons, because that's what they call them in the doctor world or twins.

Speaker 1:

So I thought this was interesting Only 15% of the singletons were at risk of having acne due to genetics, you know, um, so if their parents had acne, they only had a 15% chance of that being passed down, whereas the twins, for some reason, the number it was all the way up to 47%. So, and it didn't matter if it was the dad or the mom who had acne, cause I always ask that when I have a client like you know, does your dad, did your parents have acne? And I never have really gotten, like you know. So this makes sense now, you know, cause sometimes they do, sometimes they don't like it is, it is hereditary, it is some of it, sometimes it is. Yeah, I think it has to do with hormones too, um, but yeah, I've known people who've had like uh, you know, like cystic acne and their parents you know, one of their parents had really bad acne as well.

Speaker 3:

My sister, I think she had acne, but my mom and dad both didn't have it.

Speaker 1:

So, but you didn't either. I didn't get it, yeah, so it's not. So it could be. It could be environment, it could be diet, diet, it could be hormones, it could be a lot of different things, right, yeah, and it depends on where the acne is too like. If she was here, I'd be like oh well, this is, you know, stomach stuff.

Speaker 2:

this is you know this is hormones.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, this is hormones. Yeah, chins hormones yeah where your bearded would be. And what did you say? This is what this is like stomach. This is like your ascending and descending colon. This is where the pooper is right here I knew it on your face.

Speaker 2:

I said that's where your butthole was. I don't know why that's why he always tongues it. Hey, I do shin hole, I love it.

Speaker 1:

My chin hole no so symbolic I try to keep it clean. It's nice Keep it fresh. A clean chin is a clean butt.

Speaker 2:

That's what they say.

Speaker 1:

We're not going to air this, by the way.

Speaker 2:

No please.

Speaker 3:

It's going live right now. It's the best. This is the clip. What is this? Because if I break out, it's during my period and I get like a couple right here or nose.

Speaker 1:

N and I get like a couple right here or nose livers, here liver, and the nose nose is like stomach and heart, but your heart is fine, it's probably just stomach and digestive stuff. Yeah, and especially if it's near your period I know I always had, like always near my period always constipated always, you know oh I'm the opposite. Yeah, I would always be both.

Speaker 2:

It would be like hot and cold hot and cold, yeah, hot and cold, yeah, she's always hot and cold hot and cold yeah, hot and cold, yeah, she's always hot and cold no, I don't know what you're, what you're, uh, you know, like you said, you're sober. Now I don't know what your your drug of choice, whatever it was. I'm just saying, like when you went to, let's say, you were getting sober, detoxing, quote, unquote did you have any breakouts then anywhere, like something that you were like your body was used to having? And then then you were like no, I can't have this anymore.

Speaker 3:

I noticed that my face cleared up in a way that my face was puffy. It wasn't even like something. My face got like snatched when I got, when I stopped drinking. Okay, the puffy eyes like went away. It was like I looked probably like immediately like six years younger. I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 1:

You have. I remember you from a while back and you still looked beautiful then, but your circles under your eyes were more pronounced. They were. I just thought it was sleep, no drinking. I didn't realize you were drinking, not that you know whoever Drink, whatever.

Speaker 3:

Drink a drink. Sometimes you gotta drink, right? Yeah, I was doing it Hard.

Speaker 1:

Like right before bed or just all night. Were you pulling all-nighters?

Speaker 3:

I could never pull an all-nighter because I didn't do coke. I was terrified of coke. I did cocaine once. How did you like it?

Speaker 1:

it was a day party. A day party doing cocaine in the daytime I had my friend peer pressured me.

Speaker 3:

He literally put it in my nose. It was like sniff and I was like this is what dare told me not to do. Okay, and I took it and I immediately felt like I chugged like five Red Bulls. I did not enjoy the feeling. I left the party. I went to Runyon and I sprinted up Runyon on Coke as fast as I could because I was like I got to use the energy I got to get it. I had to get it out of my system. Looking for an agent Looking for an agent.

Speaker 1:

Looking for a manager I'm on Coke. Will you hire me now? I feel like that's how all these people are looking for like. They're dressed in like a bikini and sneakers. They're looking for their next representation oh, for sure they are.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but I definitely was. That is fucking I was out of my mind and I just I hated the feeling. I never did it, ever again. And um, that's such an la story. I was on a coke.

Speaker 1:

They went to run you on it not really those two in the same story.

Speaker 2:

Usually, though, I was on coke and then I saw patients and that's like very much yeah, surgery you never know yeah, yeah um, okay, so I would just like to bring a point across.

Speaker 1:

Um, that it's probably everybody probably knows, but it's probably worth saying that, like because we're looking at like genetic stuff, it looks like that the genes don't necessarily dictate what you've got you know. And like, even if you're diagnosed, like if a doctor says you have, you know, your mother had heart. You know, whatever you know, your dad was prone to blah, blah, blah. Athlete's foot right now is prone to athlete's foot. It doesn't mean that you're those. Things are going to express themselves and what you do on the outside. Isn't that called epigenetics?

Speaker 2:

Epigenetics yeah.

Speaker 1:

Right. So what you do on the outside is really going to either turn those genes on or off, and so it's really more about taking responsibility. And I think too many people go to the doctor and they hear that and they're like, well, now I'm going to have heart disease, and so they're just like then you get it in your head.

Speaker 3:

If you tell you something, something long enough.

Speaker 1:

You're going to create it. You're going to create it. Yeah, I wrote down what Joe Dispenza says uh, which I know you, I know, that's why I did it for you. Uh, emotions are chemical feedback. Okay, the end products, end products of experiences we have in our external environment. So, as we react to a situation in our external uh environment wait, where did I go? Yeah, uh, that produces emotions. Oh wait, where did I leave off?

Speaker 2:

so as we react to a situation yeah, we're just.

Speaker 1:

I'm just quoting this. To where is it?

Speaker 2:

this is a direct quote hold on, yeah, all right. So as we react to a situation in our external environment right, so that produces an emotion.

Speaker 1:

There was the reason why I'm having a hard time. I lose my place because there's a camera right in the center of the screen so I can't always do. You want me to read it?

Speaker 3:

yeah, you read it. Do you want me to start from as we react? Uh, yeah, so as we react to a situation in our external environment that produces an emotion, the resulting internal chemistry can signal our genes to either turn on upregulating or producing an increased expression of the gene, or to turn it off. Right?

Speaker 1:

So it's not the gene itself that's physically changing. The expression of the gene changes. It's. The expression is what matters.

Speaker 3:

So is he just saying that thinking it's your thought that creates the emotion and the emotion turns it on so you can think yourself young.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's what he's saying. Essentially, I believe that to be 100% true.

Speaker 3:

I do too, and people tell me the last podcast I was on that I'm addicted to energy. What I don't even know what that?

Speaker 3:

means crystals and manifesting and blah, blah, and I'm like so I'm like ethereal. What's the problem with that? So I'm I hate to say the word spiritual because it's so overused in LA, but like you know it's this shit is real. I fully believe we live in a hologram. I believe we, like, live in a matrix. This is a simulation and everything is just energy and particles and vibration. We can manipulate our reality through our thoughts.

Speaker 1:

I agree with you.

Speaker 3:

So you can be younger if you think it.

Speaker 2:

But they don't want that. They want you to be in the minds. They want you to vote one way or the other.

Speaker 3:

They want you to pay for things.

Speaker 2:

They want you to age, because then you become a customer, or, as people call them, patients.

Speaker 1:

Right.

Speaker 2:

You know? No, I believe that too. I believe your mindset is so much of it. I have relatives that have thought themselves sick, have worried themselves into.

Speaker 1:

Mine too.

Speaker 2:

So many sick have worried themselves, into mine too, so many, yeah, you know.

Speaker 1:

And it's like you see it. You're like wow it. Just you know, I wish I had known it sooner. Yeah, louise hay has like a whole list. I'm sure you've seen it, but didn't we see you like at um, at the law of attraction, the esther hicks thing?

Speaker 2:

yes, and then, oh my god I love that you guys.

Speaker 1:

Stacia punched me in the face there. Uh, while we were. On purpose, of course not. Oh, she was just excited to see you, she went to give me a hug and she clocked me right in the face. It was so funny. I was like why did I?

Speaker 3:

track that well, I think we're all the energy there was not, it was buzzing we felt, I felt high.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I felt high yeah, for sure, and you guys were in like the front row too you know what's really weird.

Speaker 3:

so do you remember the girl that came up on stage who had a broken leg at the end and talked about? She was trying to create something, I don't know? She had a, she had a really good share and it was amazing. It was the last thing of the night.

Speaker 3:

and she after that, like probably four months later, because I needed a sponsor, because I'm in a program, not to brag but I'm nuts, okay, and she and I connected and it wasn't until we were doing step work that we both were like, oh, we love, we love abraham hicks.

Speaker 1:

And then she was the woman at the end and I thought, huh, love attraction absolutely does is real because hello, it's super is real I think yeah, I mean, yeah, I totally believe it and I think it's becoming more in the mainstream, um, and I think, uh, now it is with tiktok, yeah, yeah exactly they want to ban tiktok because that's why huh tiktok is awakening everyone on a mass level that they do not like, do you?

Speaker 1:

know, and it's uniting us exactly it's uniting us and astrologically, supposedly. I've been watching. I forget the name of the woman, but she's saying like within the next two or three years, so many things are going to be pulled up and you're going to see all the little cockroaches underneath the rocks of all the systems that we've been believing all this time it's happening right now. It's happening right now celebrities I know, and all of them politics oh my god.

Speaker 1:

And then um, and yeah, it's going to be. Eventually it will go towards a more unified. Like you know, we take care of each other. I love.

Speaker 3:

I pray, I really pray for that especially. I have nieces and nephews and I'm just praying that they grow up in a more loving, inclusive world than I did, like, truly I. That's why I don't I don't think I want to have kids. I'm like terrified of what is going to happen. But, um, yeah, astrologers are predicting 2025 is going to feel and look like no other time in our lives.

Speaker 1:

Our bodies are supposed to completely change over the next few years. Listen, I'm not an astrologer, I'm not a scientist.

Speaker 3:

Well, I am, I'm not a doctor and she is. All of those. This is the sex, drugs and manifestation podcast. Oh, I love that so much better Sex drugs and law of attraction.

Speaker 1:

Copyright.

Speaker 2:

Welcome back to sex, sex and sex care.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, hey man.

Speaker 3:

I actually really love that though Sex sex and sex care. It's like a tss tss, tss.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's a good rattle off.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it is.

Speaker 2:

I just think that life is. There's so much beautiful stuff in life to see and to enjoy that to have your time taken up with like such garbage about, like you know, like no, I believe this. I but saying, all right, well, cool, but look how awesome this sunset is from so many different angles, from so many different places in the world.

Speaker 1:

I mean, go to yosemite for like three days and tell me you care about anything else, like it's oh my gosh, nicole amy was like you have to go, and then of course we did and we were gonna go camping and then, like three weeks before, we're like we don't know how we're gonna go wilderness camping.

Speaker 2:

Can't you just sleep out of a?

Speaker 3:

car like truly, you could probably totally, but we got a hotel. Okay, it was nice because if someone tells me to camp, I'm like, if you don't have an rv, like can we just put a mattress in the back of the car and sleep? I don't see why not, because that's the camping I want to do.

Speaker 1:

Girl, you're hardcore I don't want to be tall, I don't want to be in a tent?

Speaker 3:

no, yeah I'd rather sleep in a car, that's true than a tent and it seems like I don't want to set up a tent. It's so much work you know.

Speaker 1:

Plus all the tents are like all together when you're in some of those places unless you go, like, out into the wilderness right, which is what we thought we were gonna do.

Speaker 3:

But then we started hiking and we're like well, we're out of breath already yeah, we were hiking here in california yeah, imagine like bringing so much shit with you that reminds me of those videos people are posting where they just show the most beautiful shots of nature with music and the font is like and they want us to be sitting at a desk, they don't want us to see this right, it's like our world is set up so that we don't get to. You know, there's shots of waterfalls in the desert and just like beautiful sunsets and sunrises, and it's like they. This is what is out there, but we're all chained to computers and our homes, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I've seen some really breathtaking screensavers. I've seen some like desktop photos that'll make you go wow, you make you cry I saw a screensaver of the grand canyon at sunset.

Speaker 3:

That made me cry this is why I think it's true all the arguing is uh, it's fine, yeah, but uh, no, it's true, there's so much beauty yeah, you're just sitting there like click, click, clack, clack, clack it's lame.

Speaker 1:

I feel like it's hopeful, though. For so long though we were, I feel like we've been heading and I was starting to be like holy shit, are we just gonna just explode? But then now I'm starting to feel like you know what, there is a possibility of things turning around and I'm just gonna look at that. I'm not gonna all right, I'm gonna get. We have to go in a second, but I'm going to give this last. So one of my clients told me that, um, they did. She did like the chop in the woodblock thing. Have you ever seen that Like back in the seventies? They would like put the woodblock out and like, be like. If you believe it, you can do it Right. And then you chop it Right, want to focus six inches under the wood, and as soon as she started doing that, boom. So do you get what I'm saying?

Speaker 3:

that it's like tony robbins walking on hot coals.

Speaker 1:

I thought you're gonna say tony hinchcliffe.

Speaker 3:

Yes it's like tony hinchcliffe bombing at the trump rally if he only believes that his jokes were funny they might have hit.

Speaker 1:

By the way, go on dana's uh instagram. You're fucking oh, excuse my language beeping. Uh, maybe we can edit that out. Your, um, your sketch about the his being his. Uh, oh, the publicist trying to turn it around so funny.

Speaker 3:

Thank you, yeah, I definitely made a joke and I regret. I wish I edited it out, but I was. I at the beginning. I say why didn't you make a joke about the dominican? Why puerto rico, everyone loves. I say, why didn't you make a joke about the Dominican? Puerto Rico, everyone loves Puerto Rico. Why couldn't you say Dominican Republic? And I meant it in terms of Puerto Rico's more beautiful to visit than the Dominican Republic. I didn't mean it about the people, and the people on TikTok took it the wrong way.

Speaker 3:

And it honestly breaks my heart. I thought about deleting it because I was like that is not my intention, Like I don't. Yeah, that joke was. It was just about like being a beautiful island and like one being more beautiful than the right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

So anyways, comedy the way it's interpreted.

Speaker 1:

I mean, that's just one word. Can you imagine if your whole act was subject to being now put on every part of the news?

Speaker 2:

I see him yeah, you didn't. You didn't specifically fly a place and get in front of thousands of people on purpose he looked so uncomfortable.

Speaker 3:

Honestly, I was like is this a humiliation ritual, that he enjoys someone no, truly, did someone force him to do that? To be, you know, be the next joe rogan? It's like you have to kind of do these things and play their game to be at the level, and I I sort of feel like he signed up to get this.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it's like an initiation I think it is the comedy lani luminati I think it is because you see a lot of people do weird things, like John Cena come out naked and he's. It's not really a bit. It's like a weird humiliation thing in front of millions of people where it's not funny and you're everyone's.

Speaker 1:

It's humiliating that's why I bomb all the time is because to get further my career exactly, yeah, that's what you have to do, and then your name's on a billboard and then sex drugs and skin cares on sunset boulevard, me and angelene, oh my god, just side by side a pink corvette um well, we all, we all want everything, we do oh my god but yeah, it is bizarre.

Speaker 1:

It is bizarre and I wish everybody the best of whatever they want well, I, I feel like this is a hopeful note that we ended our thing on, and I knew that would happen, because Dana is such a positive person. I'm just so glad you got to be here with us and we'll definitely have you back, I love that this was so fun, so fun having you here.

Speaker 3:

Do you have? Where can people find you on the socials? Or? Oh, yes, yes, attention, validation. My instagram is at dana moon me and my tiktok is at dana mooner, and I also post in my uh link tree shows.

Speaker 1:

So come out to a show interesting, we'll put all the stuff in the bottom, yeah, and everything, so you have all your links to.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, thanks so much for being here. Yeah, thank you so much.

Speaker 1:

You're the best, you're the best. Oh my god. All right, so we'll see you guys. Uh, this will be out wednesday at 3 am, and uh, see you next time.

Speaker 2:

Bye bye, all right let's press record yeah.

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