Sex, Drugs and Skincare
Comedian and esthetician, Nicky Davis, along with side kick/boyfriend/assistant Sandro Iocolano, interviews comedians, actors and other practitioners as we learn about the latest, as well as the oldest techniques for staying young. We get weird but educational.
Sex, Drugs and Skincare
Micro needling/guest Comedian Nicole Aimée Schreiber!
Have you ever wondered about micro needling and how it works? Have you ever wondered how three comics
a room together can get any done and stay on topic?
Well, you may only get the answer to
the first question
but not the second in this episode because the hilarious Nicole Aimée Schreiber is with us this week.
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Hi, you are listening to watching, touching, smelling and feeling sex, drugs and skincare. It's very staticky. In here I am your host, nikki Davis Jr. And why am I sitting here talking to you? Because I throw out my back and so we didn't have a brand new podcast to put out for today, but I wanted to replay I feel like there's a better word for it Um, but to re-release one of my favorite episodes with Nicole Amy Schreiber, and we're talking about microneedling. So stay tuned for that. And uh, yeah, nicole is amazing. She's freaking hilarious. She tours with some of the biggest comedians. She's a freaking big comedian. She's a paid regular at the comedy store. She's fucking unbelievable. Oh, I said the F word. I wasn't supposed to say that. Hopefully, youtube will give me a break. So, yeah, so stay tuned and enjoy. I know you will. I promise. I promise you won't be disappointed. You are listening to watching, hearing, smelling, tasting and feeling sex, drugs and skin care. Like and subscribe. Hey, welcome back to sex.
Speaker 2:I almost forgot what the name is Sex, drugs and skincare. Thank you, you know your name right With Nikki Davis.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:That's with me and thanks for returning.
Speaker 3:Thanks oh.
Speaker 1:Friday's out. Well, no thanks for you returning. Also, I'm glad you're here, thanks.
Speaker 3:Thank you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah, I feel a little awkward. It's been a little while. I can't remember because I had some in the bank. Some of the episodes were stored in the bank. There's going to be some really weird ones. In case you haven't listened to or watched the ones prior to this episode, this one's probably going to be really weird too, but the ones I have before this are some really weird ones because it was like I didn't really have a choice.
Speaker 3:I had to put them out. You had to get them, just done. I had to get them out, yeah, and the guests sucked. They were fucking terrible, and so we had to pick up the slack on a lot of that stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And then our slack was bad as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So we just let it go. But hey, you put them up.
Speaker 1:I did put them up.
Speaker 3:That they're always fun. It's always fun Speaking of circus, so you've been out of town, Something like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 3:You've been off the planet.
Speaker 1:I went to Scotland and Berlin. I went to Berlin for three days by myself.
Speaker 2:Oh no, someone thought you were a Jew and they beat you up.
Speaker 3:Yes, how did you know? In Scotland they are safe anywhere.
Speaker 2:The Germans are exporting their Nazis.
Speaker 1:now I am the most shiksa looking Jew you've ever seen in your life though. Right.
Speaker 2:You're a Jew.
Speaker 1:No, you said. They thought I was a Jew so they beat me up.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I thought for a moment you were actually were a Jew and I was like oh, I was just kidding.
Speaker 1:No, I was just kidding.
Speaker 2:Oh wow, that's a lot of people kidding.
Speaker 3:A lot of people are joking around and Alex, our producer, told us no jokes right before we started.
Speaker 2:No, jew jokes. You can't make Jew jokes. Well, we're not sponsored by the Jews. No, JJ.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, exactly. Can we cut that out? Jewish people do not sponsor the show right now, so we don't do anything.
Speaker 2:We don't plug anything that's not sponsored.
Speaker 1:I mean I was giving.
Speaker 2:Technically, this episode is sponsored by Jews.
Speaker 3:All right, well then, yeah, let's put them in, okay.
Speaker 1:We're going to put a moil in.
Speaker 3:Put a moil in. Yeah, what are?
Speaker 2:you going to give them Just the tip, my deaf father loves that joke.
Speaker 3:High moilage, it's a high moilage car. That's the car that sometimes you get it runs on tips Okay yeah okay, yeah, or calamari, oh, my god, put it in your mouth.
Speaker 1:Remember that song by akanele, by uh, by rabbi, because don't they put?
Speaker 3:it in their mouth and bite it off? No, they don't bite it off it's to like suck the blood out and spit it out.
Speaker 2:That's so disgusting, that's not better.
Speaker 1:By the way, this is our guest. She's not been introduced, but I told her please chime in.
Speaker 2:Chime in. I'm chiming yes she's chiming.
Speaker 3:She's a chimer, okay. I want to know, though. So what happened to the pink wonder over there?
Speaker 1:All right. So I went to Berlin for the first three days by myself, traveling alone. For the first three. I mean especially Berlin, because it's like a party town, so it's like I went out and saw you know whatever museums and then I mean I could have done that anywhere, but and it was cool, but yeah. So then I went to Scotland and then I did a bike tour of like the countryside that was going to go over to a place called Portobello, which is the beach.
Speaker 1:So, North Sea and I did get there and it was really lovely and there was like five of us on the tour. There was like a guide and four of us.
Speaker 2:Now were you traveling alone in Scotland?
Speaker 1:Yeah, traveling alone. I knew a couple of people over there, but I didn't really hang out with them that much. They were doing stuff. But yeah, I was traveling alone and then. So that's why I was like I'm going to fill up my days with like fun activities so I'm not just like I don't want to just be hanging out at the Fringe Festival all night long or whatever I want to go out and like and the countryside of Scotland is just like to die for the Highlands, and I forget the other ones.
Speaker 3:The Lowlands. The Lowlands, that's right, I'm sorry. Yes, the Lowlands, the Medium disappearing from the economy.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:It's just the lowlands and the highlands.
Speaker 1:I was trying to think of a joke about mediums and I couldn't think of that, that woman's name who does the show. Medium, oh yeah yeah, yeah. I saw her on the tour. Um, anyway, so yeah, so okay. So it was like day four out of day 10 of the trip in Scotland. I'm on a bike. I'm like, first of all, everybody, everybody was like why don't you get up behind the guide, because you're kind of going slower than everybody. I haven't ridden a bike, why would they put?
Speaker 2:the slowest person in the front well see now that's what I thought. That's weird you put the slowest person in the rear, and then you get rid of them that would have been very easy too, or?
Speaker 3:you happen to be the slowest person, and that's just where you are yeah they.
Speaker 1:I think they were trying to like make sure I didn't get lost oh, okay they probably talked to me for a couple minutes and realized that I'm always the person that trails off and gets lost, which is I did prove to do that later on but it's a bike tour.
Speaker 3:How fast do you have to go?
Speaker 2:uh they, they talked to you and then they realized you're the person who trails off and gets lost. I think they saw me ride my bike first. Oh, because I was going to say what about your speaking indicated bad biking is what I want to know.
Speaker 1:The fact that I said hey, you guys wait, I'm way back here all by myself. So, yeah, so they put me in the front and everything was good. But I'm tired. I'm going to just reference another time. I was in Rome a long time ago because I brag, and then, um, but I was in rome but I was like I couldn't ride the bike and I was like I was actually crying. I was like why the fuck can't I ride this bike? And so I mean I'd gone all day like that. I'm thinking I am so out of shape. At the end of the day we looked and the brakes even though they weren't on with the handles, the brake was on the tire the entire time.
Speaker 2:So I've been riding around with the fucking brake on. Were you sore the next day after that ride?
Speaker 3:It's also a lesson to give yourself a break.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because there was a reason.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you must have been really sore.
Speaker 1:And my pussy was sore because there were shitty bikes and you're on the.
Speaker 2:Because you were fucking the bike. I mean God. You were fucking the bike, I mean God. I went in Rome. Yeah, damn it. I wish I had said that Fuck the bike.
Speaker 3:Yeah, literally, literally.
Speaker 1:So, um, wait, so where was I? Okay, yeah, so then we're going up a hill. I'm already tired there Everyone's naturally younger than me and I don't want to admit that I'm going up this hill and I don't think I'm going to make it. But I'm like, fuck it, I'm just going to plow through. I don't know if I'm supposed to go up in the gears or down in the gears. I'm going back and forth, I lost momentum and then all of a sudden cramp in the leg happens and I didn't have any choice other than to fall over and I stuck my hand out like this, so the bone just kind of like poked out this way.
Speaker 2:Oh, you had a compound fracture.
Speaker 1:It was a. It's called a. What did I say? It was called.
Speaker 3:Well, they said it was a complicated oh, oh they said a complicated fracture, it's a compound fracture.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2:I was pretty mad. This is my specialty. Oh, that's right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:So yeah, because you can do it thisoked out of her hand this way.
Speaker 2:So that's a compound fracture, it's still. It's. As long as it protrudes, it protruded for sure it was protruding um, so we stopped where we were.
Speaker 1:This was luckily after I'd gone in the north sea and like, were you in agony after about 10 minutes when the shock wore off. Yes, then I was like I'm kind of fucked, I don't know what to do. You guys take the bikes back, and then, of course, there's one person who knows how to ride a bike and hold the bike at the same time.
Speaker 2:Well, that person's a fucking asshole, I know.
Speaker 1:I hated her already. But they were nice and I was like I'm just going to go down back to the town to the pharmacy.
Speaker 2:Were you crying the whole time.
Speaker 1:Of course.
Speaker 2:Oh, Nick, this fucking breaks my heart. Oh, this breaks my heart.
Speaker 1:I'm sitting in the little pharmacy thing and the guy doesn't know what to do. And I was just, and I was in so much pain I didn't know who to call. I'm in shock. My fucking arm is killing me. So finally I got an Uber to take me to their like sort of general hospital.
Speaker 2:Don't make any, luke and Laura jokes please.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't in Frisco, I wish it was. So yeah, so I went there and they said, go there first, the Airbnb guys who are so lovely. So anyways, I, they said, go to this one first, because if you go to the Royal infirmary you could be waiting eight hours. I, they said, go to this one first, because if you go to the Royal infirmary you could be waiting eight hours. So go there first, go to minor injuries, you know, and see if they can at least see it. And it's not. Maybe it's a sprain and it's not a break.
Speaker 1:So I went there and luckily I got in there and out of there pretty quick. I mean probably a couple of three hours. So the X-rated and the X-rated X-rated lady, lady, she, I can't talk by the way.
Speaker 2:By the way, imaging technicians should only be called the x-ray.
Speaker 1:That should be a thing. She looks at it you know they're not supposed to say anything she goes yeah, you shouldn't um move that. And I was like, okay, so this is probably not good. So I went in and the guys fixed me up, they put me in like a plaster cast and then gave me like this, you know, like a thing that you like a mobilization cast and and a sling to keep you from moving the sling looked like it was probably used in world war one, like it still had that's the kind of cloth that they would put whiskey on and they'd just shove it in your mouth.
Speaker 1:They'd be like bite down it had big brown spots on it. It was like yellowed I was, and then, and then there was like screaming. I can't believe they gave a cloth with age spots to a facialist.
Speaker 3:As you leave, they're like bring that back yeah, they're like uh, we're gonna.
Speaker 2:Can you just yeah, you know what keep?
Speaker 3:it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can go ahead it's gonna be a pain in the butt, yeah the, the airbnb guys, these g like they were such lovely, gorgeous people like in, just as people like I wasn't attracted to them, I mean like that.
Speaker 2:but like but were they good looking people? Let's judge them.
Speaker 1:I guess. So they were very tall. One tall is enough.
Speaker 2:Say no more.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and. But even the nicest one was even like it looks like you're wearing a baby nappy on your arm and I was like, so I started wearing a scarf, anyway. So the next day they sent me to the Royal Infirmary.
Speaker 1:They had to put a cuff around my arm which cut off the circulation completely for 20 minutes and then they injected both hands with something that made this hand completely and this was backup on the other hand made it completely numb so I couldn't feel my hand and it was turning like every color you could think of. I couldn't look at it anymore Once it became that. Then another doctor came in and then smooshed it back into place and then they gave me that's when they gave me another cast, which was still a plaster cast, and then sent me on my way and then, about a week after um, by the time I got back here, I got this cute little cast.
Speaker 2:Did they set it well? Did you go to a doctor here?
Speaker 1:Very well, yes, I was. They were very actually impressed, and thank God because I would have probably had to have surgery if they had fucked it up and I work for a living. So luckily, because of the way I work, I don't think I'm going to be doing a lot of this, because mostly I'm doing this.
Speaker 1:So I'll be back in business in four weeks. So if I have an appointment with you guests, whoever you are, I'll call you when I get the cast off. Do you have disability insurance? No, because I'm self-employed, so I don't think I do so yeah. Look into it. Send money please. My Venmo is on my account.
Speaker 2:Look into it. I think if you've paid taxes, you should be eligible for some sort of disability insurance from the state.
Speaker 1:I haven't paid taxes in a little while.
Speaker 2:I'll take a look, Take a look yeah.
Speaker 1:Anyway, so that's the story about that.
Speaker 3:I find it fascinating too that the cast they gave you in Scotland after you went in and they reset it, they didn't give you a full plaster cast because you were flying and it had to expand. So I find it pretty fascinating that they would even have that.
Speaker 1:They thought about it ahead of time. Yeah, the doctors there were. I mean, that's the one thing.
Speaker 3:They're great.
Speaker 2:They're great. They are great, great, beautiful.
Speaker 1:Good facts Good attitude, good facts, good facts.
Speaker 3:Good facts.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, we're not good facts over there.
Speaker 1:I, oh my god, over there I look like such shit walking through both because I couldn't do my hair. Uh-huh, I'm just now able to use my fingers and like, do things, but I still really. That's why I am a sans ponytail today. Everyone, um, god, we've been going on for quite a while, so we should probably bring our guest up. But, um, so that's why my hair is like this. You look good. No, it's fine, it's just I have a little bit of a fake ponytail addiction.
Speaker 2:Speak on it. I want to know more about this fake ponytail addiction.
Speaker 1:Okay, so I'm sorry I didn't really let you talk very much today.
Speaker 3:That's okay. I just want to let you know that you never forget how to fall off a bike.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's it.
Speaker 1:That's all I want to say that's true, that's Okay, we'll see. You guys can have joint custody.
Speaker 3:You can lease it from me.
Speaker 2:Can she Turo it? What is it Turo? What's that? It's where you borrow somebody's car and rent it you rent someone's car from them.
Speaker 1:Turo. I've never heard of that Turo T-U-R-O, it's like Airbnb, but for cars.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay right it to have sex in your Airbnb. They're going to have sex in your car, so if they figure that's. If not, they're, at the very least going to jerk off and put it all over the windshield they must tang, which is a very popular car.
Speaker 1:Always you got to tang. You got to tang in the must hey. I just wanted to bring it to Alex's attention. I don't know if it matters, but the camera that's across from the couch is fine, okay, cool. Just checking Wide, what do you say? We bring up our guest.
Speaker 3:I'm excited, let's do it.
Speaker 1:I'm super excited too. I'm going to look into the camera and pretend like it's on. Alex is going to give me the thumbs up. I knew it.
Speaker 3:Actually, I'm going to switch to this camera.
Speaker 1:So okay, yeah, so this guest coming up. I have known this person since probably I don't know like week two of doing standup, something like that. We have known each other for a very long time. Uh, we met at sal's comedy hole and the hole the hole of the hole so yeah she's here and I'm so excited and, um, I don't really know she's got credit. She had a tv show. Um, who cares? Yeah, whatever, who?
Speaker 2:cares exactly. I know that's no one is not that kind of podcast am I popular on tiktok or instagram? Not really, no, no well, you're gonna have to not really still better than no.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true, that's true. It's more words, more letters. No and no, and, but we do, we do a lot of improv.
Speaker 1:Where we do, we improv the improv so that we we're gonna do no and yeah and yes, maybe, oh, I know, I love it.
Speaker 3:No, and yes, just in case yeah, just in case to round it out all right, let's bring up our guest.
Speaker 1:Uh, you guys put your hands together. Coming to the couch, start clapping right now.
Speaker 3:It's been so long since I've done this nicole amy schreiber yeah, how we know people are clapping at home or not uh, nicole amy schreiber, everybody, hi guys, it's me I'm here, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, oh your little fucking little broken bird, oh my god it was.
Speaker 1:Oh, you know what I got to do, though, carrying on this conversation. I got to do the airport thing where they put you in the wheelchair. Oh, I've that happened to me once.
Speaker 2:It was very special, fuck yeah. I mean I was like really sick, so I was like I didn't really fully I mean I appreciated it, but it was the sort of thing. I was flying back from europe and I had a layover in amsterdam and they wheeled me from the plane to the uh, because I had um, I was flying for work, so I had like a work american express, so I got to go into like the, like the elite traveler lounge because of my amex um, and I didn't even get to experience the amex because, or like the lounge, because I was so sick I couldn't move.
Speaker 2:I was. I sat in the wheelchair for three hours in this for my layover and then they picked me up and took me in my next flight and then I flew home first class Cause, like they gave me like a medical upgrade.
Speaker 1:At least they put me on the outside. So like if I had to go to the bathroom Because I kept saying like, can you please not put me On the inside because I can't get up to go pee? I'm going to get a urinary infection. I thought you said a yeast infection. I was about to. You're like.
Speaker 2:I'm going to get a yeast infection in my cast.
Speaker 1:I have a fucking pussy arm right now. Oh god, smell it. I mean, honestly, casts do smell.
Speaker 2:I it is a bit of a yeast infection because the bacteria on the skin it's pretty nasty.
Speaker 3:If you, straight face, tell them, though I have diarrhea, can they be like? Just be like, I have diarrhea. And they have to put you in the aisle.
Speaker 2:So I won flight. So when I first my first job was I did international sales and marketing for a clothing company, so I'd go to Europe a lot. So this flight I usually never flew first class the the flying home very sick.
Speaker 2:I got first class but there was one flight I was in, just my. My boss used to call it favela class. Um, favela is a uh, it's a, a slum in South in uh in uh, brazil. Okay, that's what they call them, favela. So he used to call it favela class, which is just coach sounds like a good candy, but it's just such an elitist piece of shit thing to say which I just absolutely loved.
Speaker 2:I was like oh, favela class what a commoner uh, so I flew common class, uh, and I got, I was. I have ibs, so sometimes it hits me and when it does it's a real fucking problem.
Speaker 1:And it hit me on the flight coming home oh no and it hit me while we were landing you can't get out of your seat and I was at a window seat, no, and I was like I am in a straight shit in my fucking pants if I don't get up right now and I was just like getting up and I was sitting next to two people and I was like I need to get out and they're like we're landing.
Speaker 2:I was like I'm going to vomit all over both of you and they were like move over. And I came out and I was running to the bathroom and the stewardess was like excuse me, ma''am, you can't be up right now. I'm like I am pregnant. I'm like I'm gonna barf all over this plane and she was like right, this way, honey. And like took me immediately.
Speaker 1:Tell them you're, tell them you're pregnant yeah, well they're gonna take a look, yeah they're gonna be like no, you're not to me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no just you'd be like.
Speaker 1:It's a miracle of god yeah, yeah, yeah, you can be like I've gone through 700 rounds of ivF Let me have this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, don't fuck this up. I need to be where I need to be. Yeah, do it.
Speaker 1:I'm going to. It was so weird, wasn't it so nice, though? The fucking treatment that you get. I felt like Colin in the secret garden, just like being wheeled around, and did you read that book? No, but.
Speaker 2:I just I deeply understand why people get sick. And then some people are just like constantly need to be sick because you get treated so well it's so true, and then, when you get better, no one cares about you Like could you imagine surviving cancer only to? Find out, no one wanted to hang out with you.
Speaker 3:That's sad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so sad, but it keeps you it keeps you with something to do.
Speaker 3:Keep taking bad care of yourself or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah everybody needs something to do yeah, and somebody, everybody worries about you then so yeah, I mean it's a, it's a fucking sickness. There's people who make? Being sick their whole personality I have family members very close to me. Who do that?
Speaker 1:yeah, who talk about nothing but being sick. And oh yeah, yeah, it's constant, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:My mom loves to be the victim of something. Anything She'll figure it out. When there's a will, my mom will find the way.
Speaker 3:The media and people like commercials don't help, because every commercial is like do you have metastatic? I'm like mute, I don't want to hear.
Speaker 2:I don't even want to hear that stuff as soon as they start, I guess I do yeah, yeah I guess I'm going into kidney failure yeah yeah based on these, these symptoms, I am uh, I'm dying yeah, or when they say the side effects, yeah, yeah every time they say the side effects as soon as they say weight loss, I'm like that's yeah, that's not a side effect, come on who in america is like weight loss? No, uh, how do you feel about ozempic, this ozempic craze?
Speaker 1:I don't know exactly how it works. Does it work like, oh lean where it's like that, where it makes you shit your fucking pants?
Speaker 2:how many loose stools did you have back in the old lean days, holy shit. I mean barely, it just buffalo chips unbelievable.
Speaker 3:Did you take?
Speaker 1:it. Did you eat those chips?
Speaker 3:no, I remember I heard about the first thing. It was like a joke right off the bat when they were like leaky anus and I'm like this is already oily stools that was my favorite, oh and they were oily.
Speaker 2:Oh, I remember. I remember it looked like the labrea tar pits in the toilet every time I got up.
Speaker 1:It's almost worth doing just for that it was just oil slick.
Speaker 2:It was unreal.
Speaker 1:You just shit out whole potato chips out of your butt, oh you, but it wasn't even.
Speaker 2:It wasn't even like the food. It was like this, this like orange sludge came out of you and it was like this sort of thing where, like, even when you flush the toilet, it was still in there. It's the sort of thing where, when, when they had the oil spills in alaska and they were using the dawn dish soap to clean the birds, I was like, I'm like I need the dawn dish soap for my toilet because there was just.
Speaker 2:It was literally like an oil spill in the toilet. It was absolutely and it would stick to the toilet. It was unreal and I remember thinking to myself I'm like this can't be good and then I just proceed to eat a whole other bag of fat-free olestra potato chips yeah, olestra.
Speaker 1:Yeah, is it, is it? Is it a? Is it a coincidence that they sound alike? The what's the new?
Speaker 2:one. Oh no, no. Okay. So ozempic is a. It's a. It's a diabetes pill. Okay, um, that people are now taking to lose weight Wow, and it really fucking works. But I have a few friends who are on it right now.
Speaker 3:Are they still eating a lot of sugar? Are they eating sugar?
Speaker 2:So it really cuts cravings and it also helps metabolize sugar. That's the whole. Okay, so the whole reason it was used in the first place is to help metabolize, to help diabetics metabolize sugar. But, yeah, now it's turned into this craze where it's like not only helps you metabolize sugar, because ultimately, as you know, aging when it comes to aging and skin sugar is no bueno no bueno for sure um, so this helps you metabolize it before it becomes a problem. Oh, but then it also just like completely cuts cravings. That's cool, so I'm down with that.
Speaker 2:I want to see what the side effects are. If yeah, I mean it's been around for a while oily toilet that's the generic name.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oily toilet.
Speaker 1:That's crazy we can't talk about that.
Speaker 3:We're not sponsored by we're not sponsored by alestra. Alex, we gotta cut that last part out, just the 20 minutes.
Speaker 2:I don't know how to tell you guys this, but my family name is actually Olestra.
Speaker 3:You're Irish, olestra, it's just potatoes flying out your eyes. Man, that's like so that means that stuff your body didn't digest or process anything.
Speaker 2:Your body didn't digest it.
Speaker 1:Your body looked at it and was like nah, let me just make a was like nah, so we were talking about the poo poo-pourri, right, poo-pourri creates an oily thing that envelops your poop so there's no stink that comes out of it. I wonder if it's very similar. It creates like an oily tarp.
Speaker 3:It creates an oil tarp so that you eat it, and then you don't get the fat into your system, but it passes right through yeah, it goes right through you like a, like a choo-choo train yeah so you toot, toot and then you go poop, poop.
Speaker 1:I made myself shit my pants the other day, by the way, on accident, I probably shouldn't have to say that you made yourself on accident your pants on accident I drinking all the salt water and so I overdid the salt and I was shit.
Speaker 2:Are we talking I do. Are we talking like a full load? Are we talking a shart?
Speaker 1:it was I. Just I thought I had a fart and it was like I peed out of my butthole gamble lost oh wow, yeah, major gamble what kind of underwear were you wearing? I was wearing victoria's secret box, uh like boy boy shorts boy shorts.
Speaker 2:That's a good thing to shit your pants, and I shit my pants once in a g-string and let me tell you something shit will take the path of least resistance and it's straight out the sides absolutely, it's like putting your thumb over a garden hose. Yeah, yeah all of a sudden it turns into a power hose and it gets everything. Oh my god, yeah it, uh it, uh.
Speaker 2:You don't want to shit your pants in a thong no, that's really good advice, yeah, yeah if there's anything I can do for the people who listen to your podcast, it's help them shit their pants in the most strategic way possible absolutely always make sure you're shitting your pants into a good solid uh uh something, something close to the body. First worst thing to shit your pants in is a thong. Second worst thing to shit your pants in is, uh, men's boxer shorts. I did that.
Speaker 1:Oh, too loose yeah, way too low.
Speaker 2:It, it, it, it finds the path of least resistance, which is the entire back side of your leg.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, you've shit your pants a lot it feels, like so much you ever shit your pants in a onesie uh, I have shit my pants in sweatpants because onesies are fun, because then you get blow out yeah, I saw a baby once. I had so much shit that the shit was coming out of the top of the.
Speaker 2:By the way, it's called a full blowout yeah, yeah, it's the full like a brazilian. Yeah, brazilian blowout that's just where a brazilian baby shits its diaper, goes up its back and there's so much shit comes out that it slicks its hair straight.
Speaker 3:You heard it here folks, yeah, yeah it's it's it's a south american thing for sure yeah portuguese man. They, they're ahead of the game, they are just now, that is the truth of vela class yeah, I was trying to bring it around.
Speaker 1:I couldn't remember the word bella class oh my god. So yeah, where were you about? We're talking about shit poop.
Speaker 2:I mean poop. I'm sorry, I just, by the way, someone just told me um someone I can't believe I just referred to. I've been seeing a guy. I got back together with my guy, oh good thanks, I mean it's good I'm good, I'm happy, I'm very happy. Um, but the other day he was like did you ever see the south park episode where they were doing?
Speaker 2:one woman got a fecal transplant and then all the name of the episode is called turd burglars which I have not stopped laughing about but yeah, and I guess they found out, one woman was like yeah, I got a fecal transplant and I lost all this weight and I've never felt better, I don't have a tummy ache anymore. And then all the women in town want to get fecal transplants and they all want her poop and they're like, they're like stop, stop, stop, uh, um, uh, whatever she was whatting her poop hoarding- hoarding her poop.
Speaker 2:You're hoarding your poop, bogarting by the way, bogarting was the first thing I thought of, but then I was just like well, that's not right, but it sounds good, sounds good, yeah, um, but yeah, she.
Speaker 2:So she was like keeping her poop and then at one point, one of them stole her poop. She's like you stole my poop and they're like you poisoned your poop. I have I haven't stopped barfing and shitting all day. And she's like, oh, it was wild. Um, but yeah, no, but my the, the guy I'm with, he was like. He was like do you know about, uh, people who like take poop from another person and put the poop in them? I'm like a fecal transplant. And he's like, yeah, how did you know about that?
Speaker 2:I was like how did you not know? I mean, I guess like I have had stomach issues my whole life, so I know all the different things that could possibly happen.
Speaker 3:It's on your radar.
Speaker 2:To someone with a stomach issue and help someone with a stomach. The digestive issue Got it. But yeah, the fecal transplant a friend of mine was looking into it. She has, like, not Crohn's she, the fecal transplant a friend of mine was looking into it. She has, like, not Crohn's. Um, she has whatever. She has colitis, okay, um, but one of the ones that would benefit from it. But yeah, you want to get like baby poop oh, okay, yeah, yeah, good stuff. The primo you want baby.
Speaker 2:Poop is the primo baby poop it has all the bag, all the bacteria you could possibly want poop, yeah, yeah, that's the money.
Speaker 1:Poop, yeah, all the good enzymes.
Speaker 3:So the oh yeah, never mind, there's no stem cell poop because the baby wouldn't exist. Yeah, if yeah, okay yeah, I just thought stem cells were the best, but baby poop is probably the best now they do that for people that have like, like the like the c-diff, like that like kind of stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what it's for. So c-diff is one of them. Colitis i's Okay, depending on the severity of your gut. And then how does that work? It just you're it recolonizes the microbiome in your gut, oh really In your GI tract, yeah, so they don't put it in your butt, then it goes into actually Into your intestines, right, your lower intestine.
Speaker 1:I think they put it into your large, which is your lower intestine. I wonder how much they would get like a cup, a tablespoon, I think all it takes is just a little dab A dab-a-doo.
Speaker 2:A dab-a-doo yeah.
Speaker 1:A dab-a-dab-a-doo.
Speaker 2:A dab-a-dab-a-poo.
Speaker 1:Oh, I like that oh.
Speaker 2:I killed myself. That's so annoying.
Speaker 1:It's going in the teaser baby.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah now. Yeah, I'm just showing up to watch the podcast they're gonna be here, in droves.
Speaker 2:They're gonna be like we want to know more about the girl who has shit advice so much poo knowledge poo knowledge a lot of people.
Speaker 3:Nobody talks about la getting people get, like you know, fecal implants that's a thing that makes sense. Yeah, you like you, literally you think literally your shit's not good enough for you, my shit's not good enough for me, and then no one would want my shit?
Speaker 2:yeah, no one. You find a friend who takes like two shits a day regularly. Right, nice, solid, well-formed shit a little fluffy you find that person, you put their poop right in you it's unbelievable there are some people like the that just like have never had regular bowel movements in their life. And to those, those people, I say oh my God, I'm so sorry. There's nothing more spiritual than like a really excellent duty.
Speaker 1:Trying to remember if I went poop today actually. Oh no, I did, cause I was at your house.
Speaker 2:Wait, let me ask you guys a question yeah, how long have you guys been together now? 10 and a half.
Speaker 3:Yeah, 10 and a half years christ um do you guys shit on each other. That's the secret.
Speaker 2:But the bathroom door's closed now, when you shit on each other, uh are you wearing earplugs so you can't hear each other shitting?
Speaker 3:I've never heard you shit really, I've never heard her shit either.
Speaker 2:Yeah so, uh, have you ever? Have you ever farted in front of each other?
Speaker 1:all the time. Yeah, I'm getting more comfortable with it after 10 and a half years because I did with my last relationship. I farted all the time. So my theory was, if I maybe this next relationship I won't fart at all, to sort of retain some mystery yeah well, I mean, I reparted on my own.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I have my own apartment, just stop to tape it up with duct tape. I just wait till I shit my pants and he won't notice, because it'll all just be coming out at the same time yeah, that all makes sense a lot of force behind it too.
Speaker 3:It's like it's a lot of compression yeah, it's so funny it's like a chevy backfire, but she drives a fiat that's right.
Speaker 1:Oh, but now I've been doing kick farts and like and I'll be like, I'm sorry. Yeah, a kick fart, yeah, you know, you go like and then you fart.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it teaches you timing because you have to get it. You know you have to Like a well-placed like. I'll give her a kiss on the forehead and go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it will fart.
Speaker 3:Just you make it fun sound like I'm doing it, farting it on purpose we did get into an argument.
Speaker 2:So the second you feel a fart coming you're like come here, no, he just does it. Oh yeah, I'll just fart or just shake her hand. Yes, exactly at the same time. Yeah, does it make you laugh?
Speaker 1:every time, almost every time maybe now, when you, it'll never never not make me laugh.
Speaker 2:If, sandra, if you walked up to me right now and shook my hand and farted at the same time I would. I'd lose my fucking mind. You could walk up to me and be like I'm about to fart and shake your hand at the same time, and I will still laugh as much as if you didn't tell me you were gonna do it because nothing is funnier than farting. We could spend the rest of our lives trying to write a joke, but it will never be funnier than a fart.
Speaker 3:No, that's a good, farting is the funniest and no question about it.
Speaker 2:Now, do you do silly stuff like that, or you do. Will you do the shake hand fart or just the kick?
Speaker 1:no, what else do I? Do I go? I have to tell you a secret but she'll be good with it.
Speaker 3:I'll be like, oh my god, what's wrong she's do your farts smell terrible?
Speaker 2:how do your farts generally? No, that's the problem with mine they smell really bad deathly deathly hollows.
Speaker 1:So if we exchange handshakes, I'm going to run and I'll give you my fart, and then your fart is going to make me run away. It's an act of aggression.
Speaker 2:It's a thousand percent. You'll be like God. I visited Berlin, but like this is. This is worse, worse than any World War.
Speaker 1:II atrocity Any concentration camp I've ever looked at. Yeah, honestly, it's a gas you don't want it's unbelievable how bad my gas is yes, do you hold them back when you're at my house sometimes?
Speaker 2:no, because usually if I'm going to you I will will not have eaten um a whole lot that day.
Speaker 1:Okay, you've actually excused yourself one time when you knew you had a poop and I was like dude, poop, it's the toilet, go for it yeah, I'll do.
Speaker 2:I'll do it, but I would never fart around you because I know how bad my farts smell like.
Speaker 2:To the point where, uh, jessica michelle was at my house today when we were writing and I farted and I was just like girl I am so sorry like I just I'm like I just I don't even know what to say besides, sorry, like I don't, I mean I'm sure I fart in my sleep, because everybody farts in their sleep. Um, when my guy farts in his sleep, oh I mean, it just makes my heart flutter. I don't think there's anything more endearing than someone farting in their sleep, because it's just like pure innocence. Oh, it's like you're all your guards are down and you're just like yeah, I'm like oh, it's the best.
Speaker 1:Like that tells me a lot about you as a person yeah, I love it, love farting so much.
Speaker 2:um, there's this comedian, her name's erica spera. She's so great, I love her so, so, so much. Um, she's very like, she's kind kind of like very monotone, pretty like deadpan, and she was over at my house and she was talking to me and my roommate and she was telling us a story. And she was just talking straight face in the story, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then all of a sudden just farts. Her face does not change at all, she's like, she's like, yeah, and so we were playing cards and I can't believe I like won three hands and then she as soon as she finishes her sentence.
Speaker 1:She's like sorry she got back around to it.
Speaker 2:I was like yo, that was gangster. Like that was just like who lets out a fart with no facial expression, cause usually. Have you ever watched a baby like shit, or yeah, and then just make eye contact, yeah, yeah yeah, or it'll be like, because it's like it's concentrating yeah, but that but the.
Speaker 2:If it farts it's happy, if it shits it's not happy. But it's always fun to like, watch a baby, be like, and I'm just like, oh there's nothing, as you were. And that's when the brazilian blowout happens it's up the back of the neck.
Speaker 1:I've farted some nasty farts working on clients. That's hard to disguise, because it's like there's really nowhere for them to go. They're already at your sort of ass level. This is really good for my business, by the way. But so then you start spraying things. You're like, oh, I think you need that hydrating spray.
Speaker 2:And you're like I'm like putting essential oils around. You're like you know what's really good right now, a whole thing of essential oil. You like peppermint. You're just chugging it or just uh funneling it into their nostril you're like, this will clear out your sinuses. You'll never feel better it escaped.
Speaker 2:It wasn't like I let it out it was just like yeah, girl, I get it, I get it. The ones there's. Sometimes you can't. The worst is my guy. We love taking baths together because we like sit and watch tv. Um, so we'll bring an ipad into the the bathtub and we'll like set it up and prop it up and then we watch tv together. So sweet, yeah, we'll like smoke a joint, have a glass of wine and watch tv. It's so fun, it's like my favorite thing to do. We do it every weekend. It's like our, our weekend thing, um, but yeah, so we'll do that. And then sometimes you know it's like you're in like some fucking hot water.
Speaker 2:You know hot water gets, fucking gets the, the innards moving, you know if there's gas in your intestines and you heat up your intestines because you're sitting in hot water, it's's going to be wobbly. And there are times where I'm in there and I'm like I swear to fucking God, nicole, if you fucking fart, he will leave you. My farts are so bad that I'm like if someone smelled this, they would never want to be with me ever.
Speaker 1:But I love that when they're stinky like that and they're under the water, they retain in the bubble and then they explode above in the air.
Speaker 3:It doesn't diffuse in the water, it like it goes oh, I know, yeah, no, I just think like get trapped in like a soap bubble and like kind of swirl around. Oh yeah, oh yeah, lift up and then fart in your face yeah, have I shit in the bathtub once, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1:Again in the teaser do yourself.
Speaker 2:Do yourself a favor.
Speaker 1:Don't do anal and then take a bath oh, oh God, yeah, yeah, that's probably a good idea. That's not wise Speaking of which. So today we're talking about microneedling.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that's right yeah.
Speaker 1:Normally I announce it a little earlier in the show, we don't even have to talk about it. But I said I claimed that we were going to talk about it. I guess we can talk about it eventually. What do we got? We got 20 minutes. Well, I mean, you said we could talk about sex, drugs and skin care yeah we hit sex?
Speaker 2:did we talk about drugs a little bit?
Speaker 1:you said you smoked oh yeah, you said yeah, you smoked weed. I microdosed today. Oh yeah, there you go. Oh yeah, we. I wanted to discuss that with you. So how are you feeling right now?
Speaker 2:I'm feeling good. I'm feeling pretty mellow she's talking about mushroom, microdosing mushroom microdosing I, I, so I took it because yesterday I'd taken a ritalin to get writing done as you do, as you do, um, so I took a ritalin. Jess took a a vivance yesterday. What's that? Um, it's a, it's like a ritalin it's like you've taken one before.
Speaker 3:You just didn't know what it was when we were in the desert. Oh yeah, desert party.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay yeah, because there's nothing like having to focus at a desert party.
Speaker 3:Or stay awake from not going to sleep.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so. So there's that. And then today I was like I don't want to take Ritalin. I'm going to try, cause there's this. I found a um. There's a company that made a um. Uh, it's the company's called mantra, but they make um, a microdose psilocybin that's mixed with like ashwagandha, lion's mane and ginkgo, like it's all like good for like thought and creativity, and so yeah, so I took that today and it was great, I got this. I got the giggles. At one point I definitely had the giggles, and then you know, the giggles are contagious. And then Jess had the giggles. Did she take some too? No, she was on vivan, so I was like you can't take, oh, you can't take no can you a pharmaceutical drug like that and then um a natural drug like psilocybin, that's just like.
Speaker 2:That feels counterproductive. That also feels like it's too much for the brain I feel like we probably did do that, though, right yeah, I mean, there's different scenarios.
Speaker 3:If you're trying to write something, then you might oh, okay, right yeah yeah, the focus you want.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, you'd be all over the place so, and you know she's a little body I was like we can't put that much shit in your tiny body, like that's not good. Um, I'm like. So I told her. I was like, if you're off, you know, uh, five hands for a few days we should both microdose psilocybin and write together, because it makes you really like open and giggly and like everything just seems possible and funny. And like you know we were. We were writing. It was just so much funny stuff and we were just laughing about. I mean, I was probably laughing about a million things that I didn't even need to be laughing about, but it's like it just puts you in a really good place. I cannot recommend microdosing mushrooms enough to people.
Speaker 1:I'm going to get the ones that you're talking about, because I like the idea of mixing it with, like, the ashwagandha and the ginkgo, and they have mixtures of a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2:They have one that's psilocybin mixed with MDMA and it's a microdose.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 2:It's un-fucking-real.
Speaker 1:Is it legal? That's fun, Uh-huh. Mdma is legal. I mean it's not legal.
Speaker 2:None of this is legal.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:I'm so excited. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's MDMA.
Speaker 3:It's a microdose.
Speaker 2:It's a microdose of MDMA and a microdose of psilocybin. Okay, so I took that.
Speaker 2:I don't know if you shit, so I went to yosemite and I went with my guy and and we took the psilocybin mdma microdose right before we went in. And then have you ever been to yosemite? Yes, so we pulled into the vat, got to the valley floor like like probably around like four o'clock, five o'clock, so the sun was lower, it wasn't like super high, so it was like you were getting that like good light and I was like we're in fucking narnia dude like this was unreal the big tall trees and the trees so at one point we pulled over to go to the bathroom and I was like peeing in the trees and he was over like peeing and I looked over at him.
Speaker 2:I go, I really don't want to be that girl who's like, if you're really quiet, you can like hear the earth, but like, also, if you're really quiet, you can hear the earth, and he's like you are literally that girl, right now in the most intense way, but it's, it's fucking wild Like it's.
Speaker 2:It just heightens your senses, know. It makes colors sharper, it makes sounds clearer like sure and I just I feel like it just makes music so much better so much better, like it's just it, just it just opens your, it opens everything and I, I, just, I can't, I can't believe that this isn't legal. I know, like, how happy it could make people who struggle with depression, like what are we doing?
Speaker 3:why are we giving this to people, janitor, and no one would be a police officer or get this.
Speaker 2:Maybe someone would be a janitor and they'd be fucking happy doing it, because that's a choice they're making to do it nobody would go to war.
Speaker 1:There wouldn't be any military.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, because or people would be genuinely happy to murder somebody they don't know. That's a good point too. Oh my God, I don't even need a drug for that. All the colors and all the blood would be really vivid and stuff.
Speaker 2:I have a sketch. I haven't done it but I want to do a sketch about because I'm really into ASMR. So I have this sketch that I wrote about a girl who was doing ASMR and she was like eating crackers, um into the microphone and her roommate came home and her roommate was like where are my crackers? And she's like I'm so sorry, I just had to record this video. And they get into a fight and then the ASMR girl murders her roommate and then she starts doing ASMR with her blood.
Speaker 3:It's like American psycho shit. And then like tapping her bones together and she's like and like starts making her teeth go anyway. So I love that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pretty dark, but um chattering. It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, it's cold in here. Oh, do you want to hear her slurp pasta?
Speaker 3:and it's just like she just starts slapping pasta against a corpse, face, that's how you know the pasta's done, you throw it against continue to talk for a second.
Speaker 1:I gotta get some advil on my bag first. Yeah, um, can you grab this for me?
Speaker 2:I'm sorry you're like I gotta get it. No, he has to get it. Um, there is, there is. You know the the lessons that are learned when you're injured. To like learn how to ask for help and letting people be of service to you when you're injured is truly.
Speaker 1:It's so hard, it's so hard, but it's such a good lesson to learn to just slow down and ask for help.
Speaker 2:Fucking hate it. It sucks, but it's so important I know it's true, you're right. Sandra, don't you kind of love having to take care of her a little bit?
Speaker 3:I do. I like taking care of her.
Speaker 1:He does already. But then I said to you the other day I go on the phone, I go, you have to baby me.
Speaker 2:And then you said something like a little blood rush to your penis or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, I kept saying it and then it didn't seem to have the same effect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the baby's left the building.
Speaker 2:Oh God, it's so. It really it's so fucked up. What can do it for? For for a guy Like I remember I dated this guy when I first moved to LA and I was so sick and I had food poisoning and I was like barfing in the toilet and he was behind me like rubbing my back as I was barfing into the toilet, and then I felt his boner just like on my leg on the back of my leg and I was like I was like bro, I'm barfing here.
Speaker 2:He's like. I know I'm so sorry. I'm really worried about you. He's like, but you are in a bent over position right now throwing up. He's like I can't help. He's like I'm seeing you bent over in your underwear.
Speaker 3:He's like cause.
Speaker 1:I'd gotten out of bed, yeah.
Speaker 2:I'd gotten out of bed. So I'm like bent over in my underwear with no top on, and he's like. He's like you know, he's like I feel really bad that you're barfing, but like, also like can I put it in your butt? We did doggy style. You did really Absolutely Over the toilet. So strange, yeah, while I was barfing I was like well, I guess maybe it'll help. I don't know, I was 22. I was an idiot. Would I probably do it again? Maybe, I don't know, maybe with this guy. I feel like he might.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 2:That's you can't figure out. Life. I really can't figure out. Like it's not meant to be figured out. You know it's like what?
Speaker 1:what our brains like? We're animals at the end of the day, you know?
Speaker 2:it's very true any so micro needling is a really incredible thing that I do. I do it uh on myself. Yes, please when I remember which is like maybe once a month let me just give a brief intro.
Speaker 1:Intro, okay, and then I want all of your experience. Okay, microneedling, I'm going to be reading Microneedling, it's a cosmetic procedure. They call it cosmetic. It's used to encourage collagen in your skin because it makes little like Micro tears yeah, micro tears, exactly. And so like your skin gathers to, I guess, to repair.
Speaker 2:So the repairing, process, the repairing process that skin goes through. When you cause micro damage, when you cause any sort of like trauma to your skin, um, certain things will happen. White blood cells will come in to repair the area. Not only if there's an infection white blood cells will come in, but uh, but collagen goes goes to the area that's been traumatized in order to fortify the skin and collagen, as we know, keeps the skin firm. So when you cause micro traumas without infection, then you're just boosting collagen.
Speaker 1:Yeah, which is great, which is great. Um, let's see, let me, can we turn the page? I just want to get through a few things, just to make sure we give people um, we know the purpose mentally invasive Um. And when you go to a dermatologist, they can charge you any from where from like 200 to 800 dollars a session, but their needles are longer needles are longer.
Speaker 2:Um, and then and then doctors also have, uh, the the different things that come with it, the microcurrent right and what else? Um, there's microcurrent heat, like radio waves or something radio waves um, while you're actually getting microneedled.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so you're getting needled and then, while that's happening, they're sending microcurrents or radio waves, um, and that just has a deeper layer of penetration, so the needles are going deeper. When you're at the dermatologist, okay, the, and then the the it's either um, ultrasound, um, right, yeah, or thermage is a heat, which is the heat stimulation, and the heat, basically it heats up a deep layer, a deep layer within your skin, I'm not sure how many layers deep, but that also boosts collagen.
Speaker 1:And then it takes like six months for that to like come to the surface.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it takes six months for that to like, even really like, see the results of it. But yeah, the oh sorry, she's going to take a quick call one second I love the acoustic guitar um, david tell has this joke where he's his alarm goes off when he's on stage and he's always like, ah, he's like, I left my kid in the car and then he goes it's okay, it's a twin. I love that joke. But yeah, um, uh. So, yeah's really great, it's it's, does it work?
Speaker 1:Yeah, how do you feel about it when you do it? I?
Speaker 2:think it works. I mean, I feel like my skin like kind of like looks smoother.
Speaker 1:I've never done the medical OK, I was just about to ask you that.
Speaker 2:In a doctor's office. I've never done that one, I've only done. I brought a little one for you guys to see. That's it.
Speaker 1:I'll probably see it. Yeah, it's from Amazon, by the way you can get them now.
Speaker 2:They have them at Marshall's, tj Maxx, oh my God, really. Yeah, wow, that's crazy. But make sure you're getting you know, getting a well-reviewed one. But not only that. It's the thing I'm pretty obsessive about cleaning my microderm roller, sterilizing it after using it and then sterilizing before using it Very important. You just need to make sure your skin's super clean and then also like it's not just puncturing holes, it's you're putting on serum after you puncture the holes, because it gets a deeper penetration Exactly, and Nicole's all about deep penetration. I love penetration.
Speaker 2:If there's one thing I like, it's get deep into my holes.
Speaker 1:It's also good for hair, for alopecia. One of our last clients people, brian Supin. When he came on we were talking about beards but he was dealing with hair loss stuff. He said he did that all the time.
Speaker 2:Did he really?
Speaker 1:Yeah, let me give you this, though Let me tell you I did my own microneedling because I've had clients like you have said they, they, they like it, and a couple of people swear by even just the home ones. I did it once, I was fine. I did it another time, and I don't know if it was the nickel that was in the, in the little needles but, I got. I don't know if you remember I had a huge rash across my chest.
Speaker 2:Oh, I remember you telling me about this.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was gnarly and it wouldn't go away for like a really long time. So, I would test. Anytime you do anything like that, test a spot before you do it to make sure you don't have that reaction. Maybe do it twice and then also at the end. I'm just including this so that you can talk and do whatever you want to do for the last few minutes. Don't make sure you do sun protection afterwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:I mean any. It's so funny People will be like because you and I are both aging very well for our age.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was going to say we're not aging. But yeah, if you're going to put the word well on, then, yes, I'm into that part.
Speaker 2:We're doing a very good job of it. All the time people are like what do you do? What do you do? I'm like just stay out of the sun. That's it. That is the number one. And if you do go in the sun, sunscreen yeah, and not only, like people don't understand, sunscreen doesn't last. No For the day.
Speaker 1:You have to reapply it.
Speaker 2:So it's like you have to, you know, remind yourself to reapply it. And, and just you know, remind yourself to reapply it. And, and just you know, I, I, I would prefer not to spend a ton of time in the sun I don't like people are like do you want to come do? You want to come uh for the picket lines for the wga and uh sag, and I was like, listen, I do, but also I burn so easily. Do they have like a shade part of it?
Speaker 1:no.
Speaker 2:People are walking around with like eight million layers, an umbrella and like no and I'm just like, first of all, I'm like constantly trying to like hustle and make money, that I'm like I, I just do not have time. Not to mention, sag has done virtually nothing for me. I joined sag right before the pandemic and the amount of sag projects I got once the pandemic happened was pathetic. So I was like fuck SAG.
Speaker 3:I deliver Postmates to people who are picketing in line.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's why I do my part.
Speaker 3:I'm like oh did somebody order a $14 sandwich?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, here you go. Must be nice, great, great, great, yeah. Yeah, yeah, union Cool, yeah, oh, I'm pay the dues once I book a project, my union.
Speaker 3:They're due, they're just due. Yeah, you just literally do they're doing nothing.
Speaker 2:They're doing nothing. I haven't been eligible for SAG health insurance since 2017.
Speaker 3:So, and it's the best health insurance there is.
Speaker 2:I actually know the WGA health insurance I heard is better, but in any case, stay out of the sun. Number one thing, like I just cannot recommend that enough.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um but yeah, I also say, I'm gonna add to that hats, wide brim hats. You can get them made also, like you can buy them from places that have like really like tested fabrics that are very tightly woven.
Speaker 2:I have shirts literally you can get hats that have a uv rating.
Speaker 1:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2:And then the other thing is mineral I do mineral sunblock too?
Speaker 1:Yeah, mineral sunblock is the best.
Speaker 2:Oh, another thing I learned from a dermatologist is um uh, use a tinted mineral sunblock, because the tint adds an extra layer of protection.
Speaker 1:Oh, and I just started using the color science tinted. Yeah, good, the color science, the powder one.
Speaker 2:Oh, I use the powder, but I reapply with the powder during the day try their liquid one too it's good really good yeah okay, it's called I'll send you the link to it.
Speaker 1:I can't remember. Yeah, it's really you'll like it. It just like blends into your skin.
Speaker 2:I am constantly in search for the best tinted spf and there's ones I've bought that I'm like I'm into them for a little bit and then I'm like, nah, not at all. Sun balm actually makes a pretty decent tinted SPF that's cost effective. Okay, like if you're looking for something where you can get a lot and it goes a long way and it's not that expensive and it's mineral and it's tinted sun balm, what are you?
Speaker 1:what's like the like? What do they charge for? Like a normal I?
Speaker 2:think it's probably like, I think for a bottle, that's about maybe like maybe three fluid ounces. It's maybe like this bag, it's probably, I want to say, like 15 bucks. That's really good, actually, that's really good. Yeah, uh, I really like that and I buy. I buy it like two at a time, cause I go through it pretty quickly. It's not necessarily my favorite, but it's the sort of thing where it's like I keep it in. You know it's it's in every room, kind of thing, so I remember to like reapply it. And also, you should wear sunscreen if you're indoors. What? Yeah, why? Cause you can get sun exposure through the window. Oh, yeah, through the window.
Speaker 1:For sure yeah.
Speaker 3:So if you're sitting by a window, make sure you're wearing sunscreen I have through the windows, through the walls, as a sweat ball sweat ball sweat people don't know this, but it will accelerate a sunburn.
Speaker 2:What uv uv?
Speaker 1:okay, it's sweat ball, sweat, ball sweat if it runs and drips on your balls. Um, it's the first ingredient all the females call all the skis, skis, skis skis all those skis, all those skis, skis skis, skis skis.
Speaker 2:All the skis, all the skis, goddamn, goddamn oh my God, you guys, yeah, no, I mean yeah, sun, and then you know like have a good, I don't know. I feel like I'm a big fan of, just like you introduced me to what's it called Circuit Circuit skin, Circuit skin. I, if you introduced me to what's it called Circuit Circuit skin, circuit skin, I really do like circuit skin. There's that spray, oh, the molecular mist, molecular mist. I really like that's refreshing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's super refreshing. I've recently gotten really into the Korean toner. Okay, the seven or eight steps.
Speaker 1:Korean toner. We have an episode of that where we go through all the steps.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's of that, where they, we go through all the steps. Yeah, I don't do all of them, but I do I do. I have one, two, I think I have three or four korean skin toners. Wow, that I really like what is the toner for?
Speaker 1:like it's to re-establish ph balance or just?
Speaker 2:balance. Here's the thing. If you put a fucking gun to my head and we're like explain what balancing the ph of your skin means, I'd be fucking dead.
Speaker 1:I can tell you right now it's to restore the acid mantle to your skin, but the thing is is most okay, what most cleansers. Now that's when people used to use soap on their skin. Yeah, so the acid mantle would protect your skin, but most cleansers now are pretty much ph balanced anyways. So now I think toner I mean unless they're the korean toners are different. Like we talked about it on an 80s episode of our skincare but when you used to use sea breeze oh, I actually never did.
Speaker 2:I always use the clinique toner okay, yeah, I like my bubby my bubby used it. That's yiddish, uh for grandmother. For all you anti-semites out there, um. Yeah, my Bubby used to use the.
Speaker 1:And I think that has witch hazel in it too, which is good. Yeah, it did have alcohol in it too.
Speaker 2:It dries your skin, but I used that a little bit, but I only used it to remove my makeup when I was like in like high school Same I was using Sea Breeze which was like you could drink it probably and just be like Shit face.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely A thousand percent, a thousand. Yeah, they were using it in the battlefield as a first aid for a first flush out of wound, exactly Like in Scotland. They poured it on my arm. Yeah, in Scotland they're like, they're like, are you good lady?
Speaker 2:Lady, lady, what did I say earlier? Filla, or I don't fucking know. Anyhow, yeah, dude, anyhow, um, yeah, dude, 80s skincare gnarly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you should. Yeah, we'll talk more about it I tried to buy a bunch of stuff, but it's actually like expensive to buy those things on ebay.
Speaker 2:It's so stupid do you remember biore pore perfect where you could rip your I mean, did that even work?
Speaker 1:no, it doesn't work. It takes away, it just pulls out a little bit on the surface. It makes it look like a little bit of like, a like a line. And because your pore is curved, you can't pull a blackhead out that way, you have to get underneath it and do like a whole little dance.
Speaker 2:That's the dance, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Right, well, we'll be doing that dance on you in four weeks, everybody. Four weeks, four weeks, I'm getting my pores extracted.
Speaker 2:I don't really ever have any fun stuff though.
Speaker 3:I really don't.
Speaker 2:Sometimes I do. And whenever I do, you're like, oh, you've got some stuff going on and it's probably because I've been wearing a lot of sunscreen and hadn't been like washing my face that well. Oh yeah, that's job security. Sunscreen is sunblock and sunscreen are job security.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:All right, well time this has gone so fast. I can't even believe it. I wish we were going to do another hour with you.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I could do this forever. Hey, would you?
Speaker 1:ever come back and assistant. We could do skincare, yeah, I mean skincare.
Speaker 2:This really is. This is her thing, this is my thing.
Speaker 1:We bonded on this very early yeah, very early yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean I worked for I worked for a skincare company at one point, selling moisturizer and Costco. Do you remember those days for me.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I didn't know that's what you were selling. I thought you were giving out samples of like I was giving out samples of skincare oh that's how.
Speaker 2:I know so much about skin, it's because I had to learn about literally every layer of skin.
Speaker 3:And kiosks.
Speaker 2:And kiosks and people who abuse samples. My favorite was when little old men would walk up to me and they'd be like, give me a sample. And I'm like, ah, okay, and then I would squirt moisturizer in their hand and then they'd start to eat it and I'd be like, mmm.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh God, have fun. It's not a topping.
Speaker 3:Like a food. What food would you put in someone's hand?
Speaker 2:He's like it must be cheese whiz Back in the day when I was a kid we had cheese whiz.
Speaker 3:Put that piece of peach in my hand.
Speaker 2:And then he just gums it.
Speaker 3:Lanolin, lanolin.
Speaker 2:This actually had no lanolin in it. It was lanolin free. Well, we're not being sponsored by lanolinolin. This actually had no lanolin in it. It was lanolin free. Well, we're not being sponsored by lanolin, so we're gonna big lanolin, big lanolin. Yeah, exactly all right.
Speaker 1:Well, thank you so much thank you so much.
Speaker 2:I love you the best.
Speaker 1:Oh, my god, I love you so much and I hope to see you very, very very soon. Oh, get better, my little broken bird, I love the attention you gave me. That's all the only reason why I did it.
Speaker 2:Oh, literally it breaks my heart. Thinking about you, like being alone in Scotland, like injured, like oh fuck, that's, like, that's horrible, that, that this is this feeling that I'm feeling right now for someone who's not. You are not my child, you are not related to me. I don't know what an empath you are, I, if this is. These are the things that make me think like if I was a mom, I would break a million times over. Oh yeah for sure.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't know what to do, because it literally hurts my heart thinking of you, like alone and hurt and like not sure what to do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, that's so nice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm such an empath, it's like crazy.
Speaker 1:I wish you'd come with me. I could have used some babying over there, Dude I am.
Speaker 2:I say this I am. I am not the friend who's coming to your birthday party. I don't give a fuck about your birthday party, but if it's 2 am and you need someone to come with you to the emergency room, I'll be there.
Speaker 3:That's so nice.
Speaker 1:That's way better.
Speaker 2:I'm the emergency room friend. I'm the person you want birthday.
Speaker 1:You're the contact if it's your birthday and it's the emergency room day if they happen to coincide.
Speaker 2:You're on your fucking own. Yeah, I'm not blurring these lines. I thought it was principles. Yeah, yeah, I have rules, all right.
Speaker 1:Well, you guys follow nicole amy on whatever she's got going on yeah, social media yeah, exactly and um, I will see you very soon. I'll see you soon, all right, ciao ciao, ciao Bella, ciao Bella, oh blah, blah, blah.
